fuck drumpf edition
anime
started writing the first chapter of my first book
might go to bed soon
unsuccessfully attempting to secure my place within the toil
>>76813845
Extreme reddit vibes coming off this image
>>76813795
>where 0 is cold
0 is normal, -10 is cold
also think you're mistaking us saying that the cold is comfy for implying that we're colder than you, aka you're making up arguments for yourself
sort it out yeah?
>>76813888
Chapter 1: The First Chapter
Moaning of life or idiot abroad?
Have to work in central London for the next two and a half years lads. Is there anywhere I can live that feels like it's a comfy rural life, but is no more than half an hour commute away?
http://www.strawpoll.me/13356833
the poonited sharts of arsemerica
just want to be a real human bean
the south tried to harvest the melanin of black people to decalcify their pineal glands, because the sun burns them because they are devil creatures of yakub
>>76813845
Why do people think a children's cartoon is funny?
Summer edition when
>cold isn't comfy
why are yanks and leafs such subhumans?
president toilet bog fart
cheeseburger
>>76813923
idiot abroad. the funniest part is ricky forcing karl into tough situations and winding him up and laughing at him. none of that was in moaning of life
>>76813947
this is gay as fuck
>>76813932
categorically no
have a quick vote before you go to bed lads http://www.strawpoll.me/13229648
>>76813947
Hate this man with a passion
>>76813971
Show me a leaf who thinks cold isn't comfy and I'll show you a rasheed
reminder that there are posters in /brit/ who stain their sheets yellow erry night
>>76814008
some sort of radical middle choice between gay and straight
*heems you*
>frogposters hate warm weather
not surprised
>1 hour before bed for toil
>>76813971
causes cabin fever when you're literally snowed in and can't even get out of your house because the snow it up above the doorway
>>76814043
*boots both of them in the door*
>>76813986
Ricky is the worst part of everything Ricky's in.
leftypol OUT
there are so many blonde girl - arab guy couples here
>>76814025
right here: >>76813795
>>76814043
what a dumb animal
>>76814041
there's a third choice for people who feel "gay" and "not gay" don't quite cover them
>>76814062
had this in '09
>>76814090
cuck
love hot weather
>>76814060
why is that
>>76813910
What
>>76813971
Yeah for two days its like that, then for four months it's brown shit coloured slush and ice
>>76814025
Complaining about the winter is Canada's national sport
>>76814061
brendan is why i'll never get married
women are evil
>Ireland will never rejoin the UK
;_;
>>76814062
cabin fever is literally the most comfy feeling in the world you fat cunt
shart in the mart
>>76814008
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>Arlene foster is the most expensive right winger since Christiano Ronaldo
>>76814069
nah. his reactions were hilarious and is what made everything he did. karl in a room talking to himself without the bickering wouldn't be as funny
any fritzl man in
wish I'd worked harder in school.
I'd buy a plantation home.
>>76814007
What about non-categorically?
much prefer the cold to heat desu
>>76814163
FOY
>>76814159
if you're under 25 can you put a trip on so i can filter you? thanks
>>76814218
yes lad we've all seen slush before
Sat on a bare mattress in an empty flat watching breaking bad and drinking a can of Fanta
What has my life come to
>>76814149
>America will never rejoin the UK
>>76813947
>defending the existing socioeconomic status quo is counter-culture
woah dude!
>>76814152
have a pic of me doing a poo for the effort
>>76814203
When you're too hot there's not a lot you can do about it. Having a cold drink is pleasant but it doesn't really do anything.
When it's cold you just keep adding layers until nice and toasty and comfy.
Ahh Gina
>>76814100
Corgis are retarded
Why don't they sell good New York style pizza anywhere? I don't get the obsession with Italian food, I want some American pizza sometimes and the only choice is fucking Papa Johns.
doing a poo
>>76814159
lmbo
>>76814149
never say never; there's a whole infinity of time to go
>>76814279
Are there actually fat lads on /brit/?
>>76814305
unlucky lad, I've got loads
>>76814159
>>76814281
exactly my reasoning too
can't stand the bastard heat, it's 15 degrees right now and that's too much as is
>>76814279
you fat mate
>>76814218
foy
>>76814282
More of a Latte man myself right now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3VQ2NcYYzE
the connections between meditation and dmt realease is crazy. having experienced complete ego loss on 5meodmt, its insanely similar to what you read about in buddhist enlightenment. look into that shit
>>76814149
>>76814259
now if only we could get rid of NI
You lads used the gboard yet
>>76814159
Ronaldo plays on the left wing you lefty twat, not even a funny joke regardless
>>76814342
Just Liam
>>76814281
take your shirt off and get in the water
Thinking of opening a haute cuisine restaurant in Vancouver.
I want it to emulate the feeling of cyberspace and futurism in food, drawing on molecular gastronomy, scientific themes and nomage, and a fusion of east asian and european culinary traditions.
The interior design would use clean, sterile lines checkered with abstract imagery and splashy neon lighting in a darker interior, with furniture made from metals and stone. Stained glass windows offer the only natural sunlight into the space.
The food would be served in industrial or experimental apparatus, dishes, and beakers. Glass, chrome metals, measuring devices, other contraptions.
A cocktail pairing would serve drinks in illuminated glass filaments, with the colour of the lighting matching the nature of the drink.
Mornin
>>76814282
ah, bisto
>>76811880
It's a gayteway drug, yes.
And it serves no purpose other than to mirror the insipid little minds who consume it.
>>76814441
it's not though is it
>>76814439
Not a word
>Nearly half a million Syrians return to own homes this year: UNHCR
good news lads
>Ronaldo plays on the left wing you lefty twat, not even a funny joke regardless
where's the best place for an american tourist to visit?
>>76814439
>a haute
stopped reading
>>76814462
Don't care
think the state should humanely put me out of my misery before i hit 30
>>76814471
ALLAH SURIYA WA BASHAR
>>76814413
>>76814428
>>76814436
good lads
>>76814480
Canterbury
>>76814480
Failsworth
>>76814471
Why don't they just come to the UK? Only about 7% of our land is actually built on and over time refugees end up improving our economy anyway
>>76814436
Peng
>>76814480
Grimsby
What's a good business idea to get some of that nouveau riche Chinese money in Vancouver?
>>76814480
wakefield
>>76814480
Kerry or Galway.
>>76814149
should've been home rule much earlier and it should've been an equal government of four countries
>>76814552
delete this mate
>>76814439
>nature of the drink.
Stopped reading here
>>76814471
Fair play to them, absolutely no problem with taking refugees in if they fuck off home after it's safe. There should never have been a 'refugee crisis', all we needed to do is a bit of background checking instead of letting literally everyone in.
>>76814528
The majority of the unused land is barren wind-stripped Scottish highlands with near constant gale-force cross winds.
>>76814560
Become Chinese
we live surrounded by a thin facade, that we can life
allow me to pull it back, and show you what lies beneath
>>76814471
Probably just the ones in Turkey who couldn't even make enough money begging for a living.
European ones are here to stay.
>>76814439
>Thinking
Ceased reading
>>76814471
those hundreds of thousands flooding into Italy/Greece atm are NOT Syrians though
>>76814480
Milton Keynes.
>>76814591
>Scotland
Yeah I guess that probably is worse than a literal warzone tbf
is yoga 710 lad about?
>>76814560
they're essentially asian deanos so just think of things deano likes and market them in chinese
>>76814480
most yanks go to London first
Mad that Brits consider this "winter weather"
>there are literal runtoids who prefer winter to the season of life
Do you man rate Kong skull island
might watch it
>>76814630
not refugees either
if you like hot weather you're not white
>>76814680
All Anglo Canadians should be killed
>>76814602
Ya fucked it
>>76814695
it's all the same shit when you're sat in a call centre all day under the fluorescent bulbs
Thinking about adding an "u" to words
the so-called german loves open borders but hates refugees
he's a walking paradox
is working in a call center really that grim?
MENTIONED
>>76814480
southend
>>76814718
As an Irish Canadian I agree
>>76814680
That's summer mat
>>76814439
you should be DROWNING the rooms in light mate
>>76814680
torbay mentioned
>>76814748
weekends and vacations are a thing
>>76814761
>german
He's a Brit
>>76814701
downloaded it the other week and gave up after 20 mins or so, couldn't really be arsed with it
Peter Jackson's Kong film was more atmospheric
milton keynes
meme city
>>76814784
Even worse
>>76814807
looks like halo forge
>>76814528
ah yes just pave over everything to make a horrible kowloon walled city-esque mess
fuck off
The more things I own the more things I want to own
>>76814807
conifers are shit-tier trees
which one of you brits is stirring shit in dpt saying that encryption is the same as hashing
>you arrive in brixton
sara to the bogs
>>76814863
rasheed
>>76814864
he's not a brit he's a euro at a UK university
>>76814871
forgot photo but honestly it doesn't even matter anymore
>>76814898
well he's as retarded as my professor who gave me 90 pictures and expects me to make a classifier with them
>>76814884
palm trees are shit as well.
>>76814807
idyllic
Fireworks are already starting
>>76814939
Wow rude
>>76814787
Was thinking of more of a synthwave environment than an experimental synthpop environment, but that could definitely work as well.
Happy 4th of July you Yankee fucks
think i killed a spider last night lads
didnt want to do it but it tried to get on my bed sheet. violated the space agreement and had to be punished
threw it out the window while it was still alive
what all generals do you guys use on 4chan? i go here, /dpt/, and /dbt/ on /o/ pretty much it nowadays. i used to use /gg/ on mu but it died
>>76815015
thanks
>>76814951
think I posted that from vsco
>>76814962
it's my fucking bedtime and these fireworks will keep me up all night
678 Rule - 6' height, 7'' dick, 8 face
Minimum requirements to be considered for anything by females.
>>76814643
y-yeah
>>76814951
More like "Ideal Ich!"
Yanks neighbours are hollering and banging pots and pans
so hows freedom day treating you lads?
Have you had a burger today in honor?
>>76814928
>>76814864
he's right
and you should stop talking about shit you have no idea about
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-40457736
mean people OUT
good friends and pals IN
>>76814975
that one was vaporwave-based but it wouldn't hurt to draw a bit of inspiration from both of them
>>76815058
did you take it?
>>76815081
idgi
>>76815108
knew it would be lakenheath
fucking yanks
>>76815068
It's actually the 6-6-6 rule
6 feet, 6 figures, 6 inches
>>76815093
did actually
had a full loyalty card as well so it was free
>>76815124
nice pic.
shame that most places with good, stable jobs are cities
never done sex
kill a yank 2017
>>76815180
Do masochistic brits get extra horny today?
alri lads
this got me guffawing too bee honest:
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2016/aug/06/mps-wanted-to-nationalise-westminster-pub-for-their-own-use?
why the fuck does our govt enter this kind of shit with a load of sand nigger nutjobs
>tfw can't nationalise railways
>tfw want to nationalise a pub
jesus h christ
the yank gf
Haha brits are sissy boys
Come sit on my lap :3
Can't find a good bloody milsurp shop in the west of scotland
I don't want to fucking order something and wait months for it to arrive
Need my fucking PLCE
has anyone tried 2c-b
what was it like
>>76815124
>idgi
You know you say "ICK!" when something is gross?
Well, women sometimes do. So, instead of idyllic, which sounds like ideal + ick, you spell it out for the double entendre.
>>76815180
france was our first ally
>>76815068
>>76815147
I qualify for both
Am not a virgin, but have never even gone on a proper date before
>>76814480
the airport
in their own state before they drive back home again
stay away, you are terrible tourists
>>76815210
>Richmond House, which hosts the department, is one of three government buildings owned by Middle East financiers who have bought into an Islamic bond issued by the government. One of its stipulations is that no alcohol will be sold on the premises.
LOOOOOOOOL
really need to stop humoring sheeds with their imitation finance
>>76815124
>did you take it?
no
>>76815168
that's why your final goal should be pure self-sufficiency
>>76815251
why would an ideal be gross?
>>76815258
fuck off you roleplaying autist
dont like you lot end of
>>76815227
Love feet
>>76815227
Reviewtrap?
porridge has a skin on it, like my willy
yanks don't know this feeling
>>76815300
you don't know anything about us paki cunt
>>76815297
me on the right
>>76815108
>"It is a different experience but still a really cool one," she says of life in west Suffolk.
>"Sometimes I just want to go to Walmart at 03:00 for ice cream and socks, and you can't do that here.
>"I miss home but it's amazing to be so close to London and to Paris.
>>76815147
hail satan
>>76815323
fuck off yank simple as
>>76815347
so tragic
>>76815249
best hallucinogen on the planet
half upper and half mental trip
well worth it and it never goes wrong
10/10
GibiASMR makes $40,000 a year from patreon
>>76815347
plague
>>76815299
>why would an ideal be gross?
No, the picture looked gloomy and dark.
So it would be the ideal version of that which would bring about an "ICK!" from someone.
Get it?
>>76815347
toxic masculinity
bbc :P
>>76815240
*starts on your lap*
>>76815299
keep posting pics, dude
Lot of yank hate going on itt atm
Don't really appreciate it
>>76815384
wish i was a pretty girl 2bh
would swap every yank in here for twice as many pierres
imagine your landlord said you couldn't enjoy a pint at home because his mortgage is an """islamic bond"""
i'm 18 and dad is kicking me off the trust fund if i don't go to uni but i didn't bother applying to any LOL how i get in the cleaner or whatever it's called for september
Is this the peak of contemporary photography?
>>76815375
is 20mg a good starting dose?
>>76815108
of course she's fat
>>76815350
you aren't british
>>76815384
I want to say 'life on easy mode' but then I remembered that girls have periods and shit
>>76815347
runt life
>>76815408
>>76815440
fuck off yank
>>76815444
still easy mode
>>76815384
mad
did you read it in that leaked db?
>>76815390
uh yeah, sure
*saunters off to converse with the others*
>>76815406
plenty where that came from
Are you lads being ironic with how right-wing you are?
No one our age should be anything but a leftist and im being dead serious.
fucking weird otherwis
hayfever acting up
Have done my vlp (very large poo)
AMA
bratislava
yanks in
someone link /cum/ to here
>>76815438
20mg is ok - depends on your mental fortitude, but as baby's first line/drop it's alri
you need triple digis to weigh 20mg tho
>>76815456
these niqqas on fleek
>>76815490
>*looks around for others to talk to*
>*realises no one wants to talk to him*
>*people point at you and you hear someone mutter "he's doing that walk, the virgin one haha"
>>76815530
Real niBBa years
>Are you lads being ironic with how right-wing you are?
>No one our age should be anything but a leftist and im being dead serious.
>fucking weird otherwis
>>76815511
I have hay fever all year round because I am extremely allergic to dust. life is suffering. I have to sleep with my neck at a 90 degree angle or I can't breathe
>>76814159
H O W L I N G
>>76815421
im serious lads how i get in the cleaner thing for uni
>>76815514
copenhagen
Wish we got more snow
Thoughts on virgin shaming?
I reckon they deserve it.
Sex is literally one of the most natural things humans can do and it doesn't cost anything. You can also do it pretty much anywhere at anytime
Finally, both parties usually really enjoy it so its mutual pleasure.
How the fuck could a 20 year old not have had sex yet?
>>76815490
what leaked db thing?
>i'm 18 and dad is kicking me off the trust fund if i don't go to uni but i didn't bother applying to any LOL how i get in the cleaner or whatever it's called for september
>im serious lads how i get in the cleaner thing for uni
>>76815610
Business ideas: Supermarket chain for Rorkes, maybe even called Rorke's.
>>76815635
degenerate and jewish
Might go on holiday to Slovenia
Fact: it's not gay if the other person can't grow a beard
>>76815664
fucking degenerate
>>76815504
no
>>76815615
where is this? the appalachians?
this sends the Yank into a confused, beserk frenzy
>>76815664
Bratislava's in Slovakia
rate my jawline
business idea: europe-wide supermarket chain
>>76815654
would literally kill this specimen in one punch
>>76815690
fucking degenerate
>>76815690
which one lad?
>>76815680
pacific northwest
>>76815639
http://publicdbhost.dmca.gripe/
ctrl+f "patreon"
>>76815659
sign me up
>>76815685
*bangs it off the rev limiter*
Think this damn thing is busted already!
>>76815701
Lidjewl
>>76815690
That fucking nose.
Would rather have a kike one
thought one of my neighbours was dead because i haven't seen him for years and there have been loads of workmen at his house. saw him today, he is about 90. used to burst my footballs when they went over his fence, should i heem the old cunt?
>>76815688
Been there already and it's a lovely city. Girls are stunning desu
>>76815690
can't see your face darling mind turning round x
>>76815776
fucking degenerate
Having a decaff double espresso
>>76815701
Aldicks
>>76815685
genuinely couldn't believe it when I found out that Yanks all drive automatic cars. Felt the same when I found out they're all circumcised
>>76815776
yea
*smiles at you*
>>76815685
show one a kettle after this and his tiny mind will literally implode.
>>76815794
really? was it really that surprising that you couldn't believe it?
Yanks react to seeing a manual car for the first time
Keep thinking about the 'cide lads
>local boy arrested for attempting to assault 90 year old man
>reports indicate that he was the aggressor. The man succeeded in fighting off his attacker and restrained him until the police arrived
>>76815825
>expecting bradleyposter not to be retarded
fucking tv licenses guys. I got 5 tvs so just ahd to spend bloody 735 pounds getting them all licenses, fuck off government.
united states of europe soon
with UK as its canada
>>76815685
>park it for me
>>76815862
took me three tries to pass my tv license exam
>>76815849
>gif
fuck off
nazism was a jewish false flag
Newspapers keep saying a topical cyclist is the most famous cyclist in the world but I don't think he is for people who don't closely follow cycling
So for people who don't closely follow cycling, who do you think the most famous cyclist is?
>>76815740
>tfw you will never be an innocent civilian in grozny during the war in chechnya and have a russian shell land in your kitchen and blow off three of your fingers, seriously cut your head open and cause massive internal damage so you lie on the floor of your destroyed kitchen for seven hours, unable to move, before you finally pass away from internal bleeding and mass trauma to the central nervous system
why even live?
>>76815887
lance armstrong
Give us a hit of that vape, la
>>76815887
neil armstrong
>>76815850
same.
>>76815887
lewis armstrong
>>76815887
Bart wiggler
>>76815887
are bradders
>>76815887
stretch armstrong
>>76815887
Probably Lance Armstrong, even though now for all the wrong reasons
>>76815887
stretch
armstrong
>>76815887
Bradley wiggins
Just bought smelly cheeses
Flatmates are gonna be FUMING smelling up the fridge
>>76815887
His Lordship, Sir Bradley of Wiggins
>>76815887
lance henriksen
Time to start building my credit, lads. Card should be here in about a week.
Never been in debt, always paid for everything up front. Feel pretty uncomfortable owing a bank money, reckon I'll leave the card at home until I want to make a deliberate purchase so I have something to pay off.
>>76815987
noice
>>76815887
Wiggo
Only other cyclists I know are Chris Hoy but he's retired and buzz Armstrong but he's in prison
>>76816001
just use it for gas
>>76815960
>>76815974
STRETCH AND BOB
WORD EM UP WORD EM UP
>>76815824
anyone remember the cuckio meme
>>76816001
hate how (((they))) force you into debt so a bullshit number increases
>>76815889
Warning: not a bollock busting post, don't read
>>76815887
old druggy one-bollock innit
>>76816001
As someone that fucked up their credit the best way is to buy lots of small purchases (shopping etc) and then set that money aside so at the end of the month you can pay it off the moment you get your credit card bill
>>76816035
sometimes I wonder if yanks are just memeing us all and say this shit as bait
>>76816026
>STRETCH AND BOB
>
>WORD EM UP WORD EM UP
How do you know about some American college hip hop show from the 90s?
Britain is the worst country I have ever been to in my life