Culture Pals - /cp/ gen32

Qt Euro bf edition

>>76811576
>You're better looking than most British guys
Hmm

>>76811734
Didn't mean to reply to >>76811576

4th for sexually insecure Amerilards

>>76810598
>Sorry I don't race mix
What I'm a paki too

>>76812022
No you're a nigger and I'm white

>>76812034
Sounds like I hit a nerve Pajeet

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fiveth for

-16 wievers
-2 messages

>>76812058
REEEEE I'm not Pajeet

Messaged a Russian lass and five messages in she's asking what I wank to

>>76812068
-9 views
-1 message just one

>big titty Brazilian is married with kids
Challenge accepted

>>76812096
There is no need to be upset. I don't judge.

Have a nice willy lads

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>>76812165
Indian actually

>>76812113
>unhappily married
It's like taking candy from a baby :^)

No seriously I'd really like to have a bf

>>76812449
You're unironically gay? There's a gay Brit going to Oxford who posts here occasionally, there's your in

>>76812449
sounds a bit gay

20th for eurohomos unironically talking about taking it up the ass

>>76812449
>tfw will never have a twink whisper french in your ear during sex
give me a reason to live lads

>>76812502
Unironically, yes.
There also was a Romanian who wanted a bf but he was of his own admission ugly. Told me he lurked here.

>>76812593
A gay Frenchman.... who knew

>>76812552
>twink
I'm 1m90 for about 80kg and I try to do a lot of sports
Sorry

>>76812633
Shave your body and you can be a twink

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>>76812549
It's no homo bant
are you that insecure about your sexuality?

>>76812612
>tfw no mean chav to react the battle of Azincourt and make the original look like a joke

>>76812633
>1m90 for about 80kg
what is this in real measurements?

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>>76812753
The Americans are famously insecure about their sexuality
They also don't like to discuss their rampant cuckolding fetishes

>>76812804
6,2336 feet and 176,37 lbs
I think

>>76812916
sounds like you're a lanklet 2bh

>>76812916
>Americans unironically support this system of measurement
Wew

>>76813012
And I'm an enabler of it.

>>76812960
"About" 80kg, I'm more in the 85kg (185 lbs) range
I know, I'm not as "big boned" as your American lads

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why are there so many italians?

acording to my wiever list theyre the most populous country in europe (west)

threads shite again
someone start a fight or talk about dicks again

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>Brazilian tells me she has 34i boobs
Good God I'm going to faint

>>76813377
I'd talk about dicks but that would be quite haram

>>76813347
I have no idea pekka, but Italian girls are qt so wouldn't complain

>>76813377
>talk about dicks again
Let's start talking about your qt femdick :3

>>76813377
I have the whitest and most veiny dick in this general. Prove me wrong

>>76813377
Post a picture of your dick

>>76813648
Imgur that shit, I'll outdo you I'm sure

I always fuck shit up in my relationships. I think I might be a borderline personality.

>>76813648
Are veiny cocks a good thing? My cock is super veiny.

waitin on the rag lads

>>76813770
Prove it !

>>76813864
I dont wanna. You guys made fun of my veins last time

>>76813913
I won't. I promise. Veins are manly.

>>76813913
Post your veiny cock RIGHT NOW

>>76813987
>>76813864
>>76813658
>>76813683

is it time for a dick r8 thread? i think it's time for a dick r8 thread

>>76814059
And perhaps more, if you're so inclined.

>>76814059
DICK RATE THREAD

>>76814140
You go first :)

bit gay tbf lads

>>76814191
b-but I'm shy

>>76814352
If you can't stare a dick in the face are you really a proper man?

>>76814093
>more
Whats more than dick? Buttholes? Is this butthole rate thread?

I'm worried if I post it's gonna get added to some dicks of /cp/ collage

>>76814386
I'm unironically a fag. If you want to talk about dicks (or about you, or anything), I'm in.

>>76814381
i don't want to be a man

>>76814386
you don't wanna see my butthole, lads. A goddamned jungle down there. It ain't easy being a hairy fella

Yo are the Portuguese about? I need a translation

>>76814451
Let's ask the creator to put our dicks together ;)

i'd post mine but I just busted a noodle in the shower. wouldn't do him justice to post him flaccid

Where is that Nazi when I need him?
When he gets back translate this please

Tenho fantasias sexuais onde eu perdi uma aposta eu tinha com um cara e faço algo como masturbar para um sem teto...
ou um senhor velho
ou onde estou o prêmio numa concorrência e o homem com o pau maior pode me fodar diante os outros...

>>76810097
>not moving the convo to another platform asap
lmao

>Russian qt starts talking about how she's feeling depressed
I didn't ask for this. I'm not a fucking shrink god she better not khs

>>76814984
I have sexual fantasies where I lost a bet that I had with a guy and I doing something like masturbate one (something that doesn't make sense in European Portuguese) ....
or an old gentleman.
or where I'm a prize in a contest and the man with the biggest dick can fuck me in front of others...


Her Portuguese is shit, even for an hue.

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>1 new massage
>it's from a bloke in ghana

>>76815289
Wew what a freak... this shouldn't be too hard

P O S T E M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPl_1RpBK_4

>>76815377
Nothing special, lad, she just wants to be used a bit.
Might also have something for being used/degraded in public, that's the weirdest part.

>>76815449
I translated the bit that you said wasn't European through google and it came out as homeless guy

>>76815289
Sem teto is a homeless guy.

>>76815231
Welcome to the world of russian qts

>>76815495
Hum, ok, faz sentido.

>>76815486
Yeah, it literally means "roofless" or "without a roof".
Never seen that expression used before, though.

>>76815601
Well the fact I got that out of a married women in about an hour means it shouldn't be too hard :^)

>>76815558
Is it common for them to do this? I can't handle the stress of knowing that the person on the other end might kill themselves at any moment

>>76815691
any convo with eastern bloc qts usually winds up about how depressed they are. i've got a Moldovan qt that only ever complains about her job

Where's the big penis dude?

>>76815913
wtf how do you know about me benis

>>76815913
everyone's a big penis dude until they're proven wrong, desu

I am big penis dude

>>76815403
https://youtu.be/JdqT4LaLA8s
https://youtu.be/UOutXWiZ2Z8
https://youtu.be/Mk9-v9NKOuU
https://youtu.be/kKhxtbZjUts

Don't even have an account, just saw you while lurking here. Thanks for the opportunity.

>>76816074
Make an account and shitpost with us

>>76815913
that would be me

>>76816189
Stop lying liar

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>>76816142
Eh. I do need to improve my english, but on weekdays the only access to internet I have is through my phone. Also, I don't really like my face.
Maybe on the weekend I can try it. I need a place to post my eurobeat, after all.

>>76815979
Yeah but hew was using bong measurements

>>76814995
All of my conversations die very short after going onto whatsapp/skype
It's the same for my qt

I'm not really sure what it is. We are both kind of paranoid about it

please stop talking about dicks
being black and 5 inches you guys are really putting me down

>>76817003
Maybe stop posting about it in every single thread :^)

>>76817003
you got some pretty bad RNG at character selection breh, heh

>>76816963
iktf

>>76817025
Don't it makes me feel better about myself

>>76815231
direct her to me

>>76817216
No, get your own depressed vodkaqts, cuckposter.

>>76817356
>Depressed vodkaqt

She's either a vodkaqt or depressed, can't have both

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3cCopXDNs4

>Drink the spirits all day this option is the best
>When youi drink booze enough you won't feel depressed

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Roll

>>76817631
Alcohol is a depressant, you drunk.

>>76817969

Not if you're a slav.

>>76817969
>>76818029

We're dead inside.

>>76817928
Roll again

>>76818071
Hi))))

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Hey /CP/

>>76818121
How are you)))))

>>76818029
>>76818071
Do you have qt slav sisters to give me?

Going to rewatch 'The 40-year-old virgin'

>>76818381
Pq? Ta a dar na TV novamente?

>>76818381
Getting ready for your future, eh?

>>76818440
Não, só me apetece rever.

>>76818468
Doubt I'll live to be 40, but yes.

Hello would you like to talk about our lord and savior Adolf Hitler?

>>76818548
Fuck, should have tried that one before I got banned.

https://www.interpals.net/yash52

>>76818818
>poo in streets
Yeah, I makes sense.

>>76818280

Don't post my messages to you ;-;

>>76818314
only brothers

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>>76818818

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I really do wish death upon all gay people, is that wrong?

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>>76818988
Unironically no.

>>76818988
for what?

tfw not logging on today because I told qt I had plans so I look like less of a loser

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>>76818988
Didn't even check those HH dubs, sorry.

>>76819246
for being social and societal cancer, also for being annoying and disgusting.

>>76818988
>88
Can't argue with that

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>>76819339
what's wrong with being societal cancer?

>>76819258
make a troll account with a handsome man's photos and be flirty with her, see if she's loyal or not.

girl just said that "i look really innocent"
what do?

>>76819434
defile her innocence for yourself

>>76819434
Give her the dick pic

>>76818868
no :3
send the brothers my way :3

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>got fireworks and beer
>nothing to do for the next 3 hours until its dark
>interpals is ded
I guess I'll get very drunk.

>>76819803
lizard=girl who just finished her account
snakes=third worlders trying to get her attention

What are you guys all listening to?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4lNGz-2TaQ&ab_channel=videgenial2

i think my profile just got posted on the fag section of some forum, just got a shit ton of messages from men over the last day and a half

God I wish I had a phone.

>>76820194
It's 2017 how do you not have a phone?

>>76820104
Probably the girls whatsapp group, or maybe faggots have finally made their own.

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>EricCloud17
3:13 MSK
hi bro how are you doing? i am erik from nyc
i would love to make a new friend
>temurkan38
1:51 MSK
Hi
>konobidong
0:01 MSK
Hello there how are you doing today i hope everything is going well fine thanks with you there nice to meet you.....my nAme is konobidong...I live in the Gambia the west said of Africa i hope we can be a good friends?
>Nuhajatta332
20:15 MSK
how are you doing i hope you are good and your family
>Caique_ru
9:02 MSK
Hiii
9:02 MSK
Hi man my name is Caique. I love russian culture and language. Wan to be my friend?
This is my VK
/amigosdarussia
=)

>>76820541
The girls whatsapp group?

>>76820618
There's a conspiracy that there's a female version of us

>>76820618
Yeah girls whatsapp group, there's about 250 girls in each of it, there are several chats

You'd be amazed at things they post and stories they tell.

>>76820723
What do you think the chances are I've been posted in there if I posted my account here?

>no French qt

Daily reminder that New England is a sovereign state that is oppressed by the burgers

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>>76820757
There has nothing to do with here.

I don't think any of our girls are a part of it.

It's quite a laugh in the group, some russki chick posted her conversation with some 40 year old today, pic related

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>>76820231
what it is with British people and reminded us what year it is?

>>76820843
So... they don't know about our shitposting?

Eating mint chocolate chip ice cream now lads

>its a chink girl makes up a western name episode

>>76820843
Are you a gril?

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>5 days ago
>Last online 3 hours ago
What the fuuuuuuck

>>76820969
About this place ? No.

They know some guys who pretend to be others, and warn other in the group about some creeps, but they don't know about this place.

They exchange qts sometimes, post links or try to get other girls with some people, or test people like that though.


>>76821014
Heт тoвapищ

>>76821006
hi my name poo i from thailand i want learn engrish

>>76821014
I only know because my slut added me, there are about 10 guys there.

>>76821014
its some Russian attention whore in Serbia, dont feed her (you's)

She's trying to be the new Rachel. Like a typical skank who realizes the potential to become "popular" in these general just being female. Thus turning herself into queen bee of the losers.

We've all seen this show many times, but newfags always fall for it. It always works for a girl.

>>76821041
God damnit I thought I was safe on this site but now I know EVEN ONLINE women are laughing at me
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>76821073

>Are you a gril?

>Heт тoвapищ

Which part didn't you understand ?

I'm a guy.

>>76821109
that doesn't mean that there ISN'T a Russian attention whore in Serbia farming for popularity in these threads.

Its very much a real thing.

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>>76821041
>Heт тoвapищ
I see.
>They exchange qts sometimes
How good looking do you have to be to get exchanged like that?

why is every russian girl named ksenia

>>76821141
There isn't. mimo who posted here was probably just someone from ex-yu fucking around.

go into ex-yu threads, sometimes you can see 10 mimos posting.

It's a corruption of the word meme

That said she might be real, I talked to the girl whom the poster claimed to be a couple of months ago, she's quite nice, but never mentioned 4chan either of us

Also she's not russian, but Serbian, just grew up there.

I found a few qts on interpals who were Serbs who grew up in Russia, it was quite interesting desu.

>>76821041
Post proof?

>>76821214
t. girl damage controlling
>haha she's not even real and definitely NOT me
>Im just so cool Im a part of a girls group
eat shit, Svetlana.

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>>76821176
Don't use google translate to translate cyrillic from 4chan, 4chan fucks up the fonts for some reason, doesn't handle cyrillic well.

>>76820843
Why the fuck would she be talking to a 40 year old anyway?

>>76821252
Lookie here, heat caps, give me the goods on that girls group or else.

>>76821250

Fine, you got me, I'm a girl.

Are you the american anon who sent his dick ?

>>76821241
>>76821317

Heт тoвapищ, you guys would just fuck around in the group.

Ask your qts to invite you.

>>76821356
No, I didnt send my dick like some retarded thirsty pleb.

>>76821394
You don't mind if I post it then anon ?

>>76821423
faggots in this thread were talking about dicks earlier anyway.

Fire away.

>>76821356
Yea then, blackedone (haha get it???), let me just message every girl on interpals and ask them if they are part of a secret society of female interpallers.

>>76821474
ah yes, the Interpussinati

>>76821447
the way you worded that makes it seem like it was you who sent the penis picture

>>76821356
I just wanted to see a proof of the group. Besides that, do you know if I have been mentioned?

>>76821521
then she should totally post it as revenge for exposing her shitty whore lies.

>>76821474
>>76821526


Just look for hot eastern euros it's what most of them come from

It all started from here if you guys want know more.

vk / interpalsoverhear

some girls still post here, but most moved to whatsapp group :)

>>76821526
mate there's like 1k, 2k messages a day, fuck if I know.

>>76821447
>>76821394

You do know I was being sarcastic when I said I was a girl right ?

Truth is in this post

>>76821071

>>76821594
So is this like a find-a-green-card-husband club? Which countries are most in demand?

>>76821594
How do we get in on this group?

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>>76821651
Draw your own conclusions

>>76821674
get your qt to invite you.

>>76821697
Ok is the group majority a certain country or is it mixed?

>>76821697
I DON'T KNOW VODKARUNES REEEEEEEE TRANSLATE

>>76821697
d-do dicks ever get posted in there?

>>76821714
Mostly eastern euros as I said, since it started on vk.

There are westerners however too

>>76821737
No time like the present to learn comrade.

>>76821787
What's the poll even about?

>>76821850
turkey had 92 votes, so probably most annoying men.

>>76821773
In general chat no, but if you're well built, your body does, always clothed though, if you can call only shorts clothing.

Dicks sometimes in private conversations from what I can tell, if you're really good with the other person.

>>76821850
>>76821869
Ohhh you'd be surprised.

Here's I'd do 2/3

Ктo - who
нaибoлee - the best

>>76821905
doesn't really surprise me either way.

Turks are both annoying and good at fucking slavic whores.
Whether positive or negative, Im not surprised.

>>76821961

>Turks are both annoying and good at fucking slavic whores.


Right, right. Where's our resident Turk when you need him ?

>>76821905
Look you faggot, I can't even type that shit into google translate.

qtcrawler is stuck on running

do I need to update or something

>>76822033

But that makes it so fun for me.

Who is the best to talk to ? is the question

>>76822036
scripting makes you gay

>>76821526
>>76821502
>>76821474
>>76822033
>>76821773

Also boys, here's the proof you wanted

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

>>76822127
jokes on you, I like that song.

>>76822127
You can see the thumbnail just by hovering the [Embed] button. Typical slav.

>>76822127
Tricked again! You got me good, serb.

>>76822146
So what ? You do realise I only wanted to let you know I was just fucking around the whole time, it wasn't my intention from the start to send the song

>>76820767
git gud fgt

>>76822140
I bet you'll also like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvS351QKFV4

just had a depressive fap lads
finish didnt even feel good

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Let's play guess the country

>>76822676
India

>>76822676
USA

>>76822676
Portugal

>>76822676
>I doesnt propose you marry me because you r too olldd and not blondy hair.
How old are you?

>>76822676
Algeria

>>76822723
>>76822742
>>76822751
>>76822801

Turkey

>>76822752
It's not me ya dingus

>>76822852
Turkey was going to be my first guess but I thought it'd be too obvious

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Okay, okay this one is easier lads

>>76822913
I want to say American but the English is fucked

>>76822913
Sweden

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>>76811511
So is interpals the only place you anons recommend to someone who wants to try to improve their language skills with a native speaker? Has anyone here tried using Tandem or HelloTalk apps?

Just looking for people's experiences. It would be cool to get a pen pal with someone who speaks your target language of choice. I want to know what exists out there.

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>>76822956
Because niggers are known for their command of english right ?

ding-ding-ding you win

Somehow I doubt this guy is from 'stralia, but hey

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>>76822999
Nice trips

>>76822852
I was going to say Turkey but he said he'd pay you 20 dollars and I figured Turks don't have that kind of money just lying around

Who /lonely/ here?

>>76823028
>that font
FUCK

>>76823266
>tfw no qt

>>76823266

Me

But I embrace it Tbh

/stephanieat

>>76823280
iktf
>>76823330
I can't embrace it.

>just got banned on omegle
looks like it's time for bed then. night /cp/

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If I dress like this what are my chances?

>>76823440
Depends on how your face looks like.

>>76823440

>believing anything /fa/ says

don't feel like living 2bh

>>76823815

Y

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>>76823815
You can use the express exit at any time

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Russian cutie wants my freedom pass.

>>76811511
> JOIN THE DISCORD
> JOIN THE DISCORD
> JOIN THE DISCORD
https://discord.gg/eeSMKB5
> JOIN THE DISCORD
> JOIN THE DISCORD
> JOIN THE DISCORD

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What's popping fuckers I'm back from the Mississippi?,

I'm going to get MILF nudes for the fuck of it

>>76825229
That's basically everyone here lad

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Two girls have done this to me so far.

I dont care about your bowel movements, gross!

>>76821176
>Bulgarian
c'mon senpai

>qt weaves in poetry into our joking around
>she shuts down any attempt to start flirting with jokes
REEEEEE THIS ISN'T FAIR WHY CAN'T I BE MORE ATTRACTIVE

>>76825083
too scared fampai

>>76825508
do it. this is a nice discord

>>76825536
The fuck is it for?

>>76822146
At that point, you've already been rickrolled. I fell for it, too. :'(

>>76825083
what's a discord and why does every board want me to join theirs?

>>76825881
better chatting for more close-knit communities

>>76825893
will others be able to see what servers Im a part of? 2bh, I don't want a community called "/cp/" to be a part of my online identity

>>76825536
How active is it?

>>76825934
Call it intercunts or something.

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>>76824372
I see you too enjoy the shitposting bot.

>Getting a shit ton of matches on Tinder from Kazakhstan girls

Very nice.

Asian girls that speak Russian? Hot.

>>76825964
i joined it, how do I change the name of the server

>>76826045
Kazakhs are some of the only Asian looking girls I'd consider dating.

>>76826138
Yeah they're pretty nice, I feel bad for messing up with this one Kazakh girl on Interpals, she was supermodel tier but I kind of went too direct t too fast.

Fuck :(

>>76826197
That's pretty shit. I've never gotten a Kazakh to talk to me at all :(

Oh well, at least the Georgian I'm talking to could probably be a model if she wanted. I'm amazed she actually wants to talk to my ugly ass, even if I am just the dude she talks to while she's waiting for a Chad to come online.

>>76826197
thats nothing, I lost 3 qties that I had for years all at once.
Losing at the beginning is no pain at all in comparison.

>>76822127
What is this 2007

>profile viewed 3 times this week
>this week
help im ugly

>>76825934
you can't view anyone's servers unless you're in that server as well (in which case it'll show in the 'mutual servers' section next to their name on your friends list)

>talking to qt
>using emojis
>realise how much better 4chan reaction images are

might start introducing them

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>>76827263

If you've been on this site since March and still haven't seen one person in real life or have a date set for seeing them this summer then get the FUCK out of this website you fucking loser, there is no hope for you and you are wasting your time.

>>76827284
>all qts are in europe
>cant afford to go there
guess I better get off this site because I work minimum wage just to barely make ends meet and want to escape the monotony of my shit life then.

Is there anybody on discord?

>>76827581
not really

>>76827685

that's a good thing. Discord is where generals die
Fuck people trying to circle jerk on there, it'll be even worse than in the threads

slept in lads

>>76827813
I want to chat with somebody ;(

>>76828280
Good lad

Going home from visiting cancerous grandfather today, Amsterdam on Friday and Denmark on Monday. Who else /busy/here?

>>76828584
Went to grandad's funeral yesterday, gotta go get vaccinations today and head off to Portugal at stupid o' clock tomorrow
So yeah pretty busy

>>76828811
You going to Lisbon or our beaches?

>>76827284
fuck off moneybags

>>76828811
Somewhere in Algarve, can't remember the city off the top of my head

>>76829643
Meant to reply to >>76829397

>>76827518
I seriously pity people not born in Europe, must be a hard existence not being able to travel out your own country with ease

https://www.interpals.net/qovsx

>Note! I'm not looking for phone sex, romantic relationship and so on.


don't waste my time bruv

>>76829643
Yup, you're going to the beach.

>>76829738
Yanks pretty much have everything on their doorstep though, that's why so many have passports

>>76830169
Only for a week and a little relax :^)

>>76829738
Don't you guys also have some really lenient vacation days from work?
Sounds really fucking nice

>>76830218
4 weeks paid in England, pretty sure it's fairly similar across Europe

>>76830239
Oh wait no it's 5.6 weeks for a full time worker

>>76830239
>>76830253
>4 weeks
>5.6 weeks
Fml, we get 22 days full time.

>>76830334
time is money :^)

>>76830334
There's a period in May where we have bank holidays so if you're tactical and pick the right days you can get like 2 weeks off by only using 5 days
22 days isn't too bad though, better than the Japs and chinks

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>>76830389
We have something similar during passover. Lots of little holidays connecting and you can connect them by adding a few paid vacation days. Thing is that the Jewish calendar sucks and most vacation days this year fell on the weekends. No luck this year.

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>>76830334
Gotta makes those shekels for Goldstein eh wagie?

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>>76830487
literally

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>she acts more distant
>ghost her
>after 1 month
>"sorry that I pulled away like this, maybe you don't even care about it but I'm sorry"

Why do they do this

>>76830882
I'm still on stage 2 of mine.... not optimistic desu

>>76830921
You want to stay on that

>>76830882
How were your last conversations with her? Did it seem like you were mostly talking about mundane stuff? Could be she got bored.

>>76831045
She was an irl qt, last conversation was me ditching her after she started bullshitting

>>76831082
Girl from party?

>>76831108
Nah, girl from party is into me but cause of holiday reasons won't meet her until august :(
This one is some chick I tried my chances with on and off for a couple months without much luck

>>76831082
Well there you go

>>76831141
Well you tried, but she's probably not worth the energy anyway

The fuck is she even apologizing for?

Serbian dude, post some convos from the whatsapp grills chat pls

>>76831366
>he cares

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>this is 14 years old in Germany

AAAHHHH

>>76832628
Fucc. That isn't normal.

how do i find an american grill who would do a fake marriage with me?

>>76832628
So thicc, damn

>>76833034
Only works with Russian women mate

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>>76832628
>this is 14 years old in the US

>tfw no Asuka waifu

>>76819287

>>76833034

Just keep looking

>>76833034
Post profile

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>3 views in the last day
whew lad, should I just give up?

>>76811511
If I make an account would anyone talk to me?

>>76834026

If it's a Korean profile, absolutely

>>76834026

Oops, sorry I thought I read "fake". Um, yeah. The Gambians will, they love to tell people about the smiling coast of Africa :)

>>76834026
Sure. Why wouldn't people talk to you?

>>76834551
Because he's not the right type of chink

>>76834026
It would be extremely painful

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Italians, stop looking at my profile but not messaging!

on the rag lads

>>76834617
ragposting?

An underage female anon from here was trying to scare me with her "open bleeding" stories, but I actually found it pretty hot, desu ;^)

>>76834617
me too

>>76834617

That sucks

>talk to brit grills
asian or polish immigrants
>talk to autistic brit koreaboos
literally 4/10 freaks or landwhales
:\

>>76834665
i don't get that
ruining your clothes and bedsheets for muh feminism!!

>>76834794
Don't you have a bulldike nose piercing tho?

>>76834756
Go for cute portuguese boys.

>>76834794
No, they were all unintentional, apparently.
She just happened to be in a remote place without the stuff she needed several times in the last few years.

I'd post our convo if I hadn't been banned.

>>76834756
Nothing wrong with Poles

>>76834826
i actually took it out a couple of days ago
because the ring broke
i dunno if i'll get another, i might get the nostril pierced instead

>>76834839
oh that happens

New thread
>>76834950
>>76834950
>>76834950

>>76834962
Don't lass, you have a cute face. The metal is distracting

>>76834962
>nostril
Grim m8