boobie edition
>>76801054
after we're done here
tactical nuke inbound
good edition
business idea: never reply to the gays
anime
>>76801030
Gee it's almost as if that's considered normal while what you are doing is not. I have fetishes too but I don't spam them in threads with a bunch of people who would be repulsed by them.
love boobies, love arses too just not as much
NOT gay, just don't like em (as much) simple as
FOB
>>76801030
>im saying so are heteros
no shit they are 95% of the population
it isn't unknown that there is a disproportionate inclination towards mental disorders with homosexuals though, but this seems to be way too touchy of a subject for the LGBT community to confront
love installing updates that i don't know what do
reddit.com/r/hmmm/
might spam scat porn (my fetish, NOT degenerate) and get mad when people say they don't want to see it
Is it dog if I go on a date instead of a family dinner
>>76801119
richard stallman is spinning in his grave
oh me oh my I have enjoyed that yes boy
>>76801138
shant be clicking any of the links contained within
>>76801170
disgusting fat
>>76801147
don't forget to kick up a fuss whenever someone posts normal porn or people eating food instead of shit, despite those people representing 95% of the Earth's population
interesting reading
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_authoritarian_regimes_supported_by_the_United_States
Every LGBT person I've ever known has had mental issues of some kind
>>76801110
oh and i forgot to include what most people seemed to be complaining about in the last thread: bringing fetishes/kinks (including pictures when you can) into a number of the threads when it should be obvious this wouldn't be the best place to accommodate you
it would be like going to a political forum oriented a particular way and posting things directly contrary to it, and complaining about everybody else not being accepting enough
>>76801197
being LGBT is a mental issue
>>76801197
this
>>76801178
stupid article
why dont straights give OUR feelings equal weight (and by equal i mean disproportionate). i dont want to see attractive women, i want to see willies and bums!
t. the 5% of /brit/
>>76801246
why?
hmmm
You lads better not be starting round 4
>once Britain left the trading bloc, it would be able to extend control of its waters to 200 miles
http://www.reuters.com/article/us-britain-fishing-gove-idUSKBN19N0IT
Every person thats been in my house came in through a door of some kind
>tfw there's nothing like Runescape or club penguin or old WoW anymore
>>76801254
isn't /brit/ literally majority non-heterosexual?
>>76801277
What about before the house had doors?
>>76801254
and make black muslim women at least 50% of MPs
>>76801267
because saying foreign support for illiberal regimes contravenes the "ideals" of the constitution is a subjective opinion, it isn't material for an encyclopedia article
>>76801254
don't mind willies sometimes desu but it needs to be a FEMININE willy
>>76801292
http://www.strawpoll.me/13229648/r
>>76801292
clearly not
>>76801293
wasn't my house
>>76801306
>shitty smalltime poll made at one time (probably during real rorke hours)
The rolling polls that last multiple threads always show it as being much less homogenous
Usually ranges from 25-45%
>>76801275
>(probably during real rorke hours)
http://www.strawpoll.me/13189689/r
http://www.strawpoll.me/13189689/r
http://www.strawpoll.me/13189689/r
http://www.strawpoll.me/13189689/r
*kisses you on the cheek*
Dating a teen while I'm in my mid 20s feels weird
>149889702954.jpg
>>76801333
yes of course your imaginary polls show that /brit/ is actually a haven for gays even though everyone currently hates you
Quality edition lads
>>76801351
just look at that sexy fucker
>two islands
i'm hard already
>>76801366
Reminder: this poll during work hours
>>76801050
Chocolate elf boobies are best boobies
being gay is a mental disorder
simple as
>>76801366
petitioning to shut down this website
>>76801275
Don't think we'll fuck about this time either petal
Adam and Eve NOT Adam and Steve ok?!
anyone seen this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fz50hqWrHUY
>stock_gothic_aristocratic(...).jpg
have to cancel a holiday to attend a job interview. shit sucks.
>>76801366
>uses broad terms for heteros and narrow terms for homos
this is literally a gerrymandered poll
>>76801396
>people too abnormal to have a job are sexually abnormal too
hmm fancy that
>>76801429
surely that would make it gerrymandered in the heteros favour by dividing the gay vote
barry and shaz, not barry and gaz
Might send covert funding to Iceland to deter any Brit aggression
>>76801450
woops got broad and narrow mixed up
>gerrymandered
>>76801396
no it wasnt
it was reposted over the course of 2 days to get a fair samplesize
idiot
here's a poll that isn't retarded. bis can fuck off
http://www.strawpoll.me/13229648/r
>>76801275
OH YEAH? FACKIN COME ON THEN YOU GOBBY LITTLE CUNT
>>76801396
this poll was taken at 5-6pm
the other poll was posted ONCE before noon
>>76801398
>Chocolate elf
just call them niggers
>>76801455
I'm pretty sure iceland's "natives" have already been outbred, nothing worth protecting
>>76801413
best version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcO-5vCitkI
DEFINITIVE POLL
http://www.strawpoll.me/13353915
http://www.strawpoll.me/13353915
http://www.strawpoll.me/13353915
http://www.strawpoll.me/13353915
Why doesn't the royal family respect Canadian culture?
hate this image
>>76801491
>>76801480
Uh oh. Seems someone is lying. Tut tut tut.
>>76801506
pretty good
Why don't we make a new one, with captcha, so all of you can vote now fairly?
http://www.strawpoll.me/13353922
http://www.strawpoll.me/13353922
http://www.strawpoll.me/13353922
http://www.strawpoll.me/13353922
VOTE
http://www.strawpoll.me/13353922
http://www.strawpoll.me/13353922
just seen a lad with his pants on fire
>>76801493
No. Chocolate elves =/= niggers
OK lads. How the fuck do we stop Lauren southern?
>>76801514
its still rorke hours atm, not fair
*blocks your path*
>>76801514
why do autists keep putting in retarded shit like asexual and pansexual
>>76801514
>>76801514
>all those made up terms
>>76801488
voted twice for different options
>>76801540
I'm a girl so I sort of mess this poll up :/
have never voted in any of these gay polls
>>76801514
bisexuals and asexuals do not care about what sexy pics are posted in /brit/ and their opinion on the matter should be ignored
>>76801553
fuck off leftypol
>>76801527
>first posted at 5-6pm
>subsequently reposting
not exactly rocketscience, Gavin
>>76801548
she's too good at taking the piss
reckon we start throwing poo
>>76801514
>only 55% straight
grim
i usually vote dumb things for the lulz
>>76801553
it's always "rorke hours" you newcunt
>>76801583
Nobody said "first posted". You got caught out lying you benders
>>76801540
this poll requires a prerequisite poll asking whether traps are gay
THE LEGO MOVIE
*walks past you and makes eye contact for attention, giving you the impression you're attractive to me*
>been browsing /brit/ for 8 hours now
I need a job
>>76801588
I'd lick the hole from where her poo comes out of, tbqh
>it's always "rorke hours" you newcunt
>>76801632
same lad
reckon 8 votes out of about 60+ normal posters = 45% right?
99 years ago the Bolsheviks killed Tsar Nicholas II of Russia and his family, lol
>its still rorke hours atm, not fair
>>76801570
I've voted twice in all of them
what computer have you
>55%
>>76801663
rather not say
ACTUAL DEFNITIVE POLL
NO MEME OPTIONS
http://www.strawpoll.me/13353935
>>76801633
ever so slightly tempting, but im not gay like that
>>76801514
Account for the memers putting gay for laughs this makes it clear this is an Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve general
mentally ill benders fuck off
Had a business meeting in london
Bought gum because needed change to use the toilet at the station (no pubs near by)
Got told off for trying to claim 50p gum
Chose not to defend myself with the toilet problem
gay is naturally going to get more votes than it should because people think its funny
>>76801687
voted normal (bisexual)
adam and eve not adam and steve ok
polls are first past the post based, so brit is 100% straight
>>76801652
now why would they do that?
>>76801663
Thinkpad T520
>claim 95% of brit is heterosexual
>get BTFO by poll
>make new poll
>get BTFO again
>make new poll
>get BTFO again but slightly less so
>make new poll
>...
>keep making polls until only obsessed rorkes are still voting and you can declare victory
absolutely pathetic ahaha
state of these rorkesheeds
>>76801728
FOY
brb posting the poll on the leftypol discord
45% non heteros gives us a mandate
hot lads now
>>76801742
just bought a w530 and swapped over a t520 keyboard onto it
>>76801729
'Blood Libel' is the most retarded of all the antisemitic conspiracies no wonder solzhy believed it
>>76801663
thinkpad 220
and a thinkpad r61
>>76801757
voted twice in every poll for the gayest option
not gay tho
>>76801757
so what you're saying is that rorke would like another referendum?
>>76801786
alri shlomo
>>76801782
mine's been very reliable out here in the boonies, titanic battery life too
>>76801713
Not to fond of professional brit
>>76801757
you have an entire board dedicated to your mental illness
>unironically using rorke as an insult
telltale sign of a newcunt
Imagine being a mod
Knowing when ppl are samefagging
Knowing who posted what
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0GESlaVNdE
>>76801845
>says the american posting on the brit general
i have much more of a right to post here than you do mate
if you dont like it fuck off to pol or some other safespace
>>76801757
>voting seriously in a strawpoll
gays are no fun at all
>almost half of /brit/ didn't vote
So it can be assumed that those people are all straight, based on statistical reality, making /brit/ 70% straight. A clear majority.
Note: This poll was AGAIN posted during work hours, when most normal (read: not gay) people are working.
http://www.strawpoll.me/13353986
http://www.strawpoll.me/13353986
http://www.strawpoll.me/13353986
http://www.strawpoll.me/13353986
-------------------------------------------------
FINAL, RESOLUTE POLL
-------------------------------------------------
What is a rorke
>>76801896
most rorkes are neets tho
>>76801806
well craig?
>>76801896
pol weenies are much more likely to be unemployed than benders
>>76801757
sounds like the labour manifesto
Might be latently gay lads.
>>76801891
>says the british posting on 4chan
i have much more of a right to post here than you do mate
if you dont like it fuck off to britfa.gs or some other chan
>>76801891
I have a better idea. You put on a trip so I can filter your degenerate fetish. I can post wherever I want, if it wasn't for the American who created this website you would be posting on some shitty subreddit right now.
>>76801938
4chan is a japanese site
>>76801881
have imagined it before
>>76801926
>>76801928
t. benders who are demonstrably unemployed
>>76801924
A true brit
>>76801938
>says the american using the WWW protocol
i have much more of a right to post here than you docmate
if you dont like it fuck off to BBS or some other networking protocol
>>76801962
american posters are the most by a longshot
ah yes, 4chan, your Home for American Culture
>>76801928
>Not being gay means you're a pol weenie
:thinking:
>>76801982
I'm not though you fucking retard
all slovakians should be killed
How logn has moot been gone? like since 2014?
>>76802008
it's america day
>>76801663
built it myself
>>76802035
>american iq
are slovaks just another form of polack?
>>76801663
built it with my own hands. like my pappy before me and his pappy before him
>>76801962
No. It's an American site created by an American with servers hosted in America and under the jurisdiction of American law recently bought by someone from Japan. The Americans who were posting here a decade before you are the only reason you're here at all.
i dream of a world where people turn to reddit before opening a bible
>>76802053
i care none
>>76802091
>bradlyposting faggot iq
cloudfare could very well be using ftp or some other protocol right now to connect me to 4chan
>>76802110
reddit may be more your style
>>76802053
;_;7
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VXUDlcr0qI
FOR (Fuck Off Redditor)
>be british
>invent the computer
>give it to america FOR FREE
literal cucks
wonder what moot is doing right now
>>76801757
the reality is someone claimed /brit/ is only 55% straight and used that as evidence that bender posting is OK. what that stat ignores is most of the remaining 45% aren't gay, so that result doesn't support bender posting.
in every poll that has "btfo straights", there have been confounding options that divide the non-gay vote, meanwhile the gays chant victory at the straights' weak majority
been here nearly 10 years and bellsniffs are still arguing whether or not 4chan is American. pathetic.
britfags is actually cack
kek i know a 4'10 girl who will only date 6'2"+ men
her punishment should be squeezing out a male baby out of her beef curtain vagina only for him to grow up to 5 foot as punishment
all anti-semites should be killed
>>76802130
perplexing post
>>76802175
>been here nearly 10 years
Ah yes truly an accomplishment
>>76802184
>her punishment should be having a son she will never love
why would you wish that upon the boy?
>>76802185
based
>>76802163
but bisexuals and feminine men, and a lot of options imply attraction to men
asexuals shouldnt care either way
>>76802185
alri barbara lerner spectre
>been here nearly 10 years and bellsniffs are still arguing whether or not 4chan is American. pathetic.
>>76802184
She'll just get a C section like all her other stacy mates haha
wonder what craven's doing right now
>>76802190
ill save you some thinking; he's from reddit
>She'll just get a C section like all her other stacy mates
>>76802236
he killed himself last year
come to reddit fellas its great fun
Macron has suddenly gone a bit doolally, he seems to think he is head of republican monarchy
happy birthday yanks :^)
>>76802184
the shorter they are the taller their standards are
I'm a manlet and I seem to only attract girls around my height or a little bit taller
Ireland discovered 90s rap lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YX2tBmHRD-I
>>76802292
He thinks hes some Napoleon le leader of the free world fuck drumpf
im asexual but i could only make myself fuck a woman
>>76802322
this. girls who are well above 6 foot don't seem to give a shit about height
>>76802313
blows my mind autists in this thread can't make a single normal non-meme poll
>>76802331
i HOPE this post isn't mocking versatile
>>76802138
you've no idea how much they fucked us over on.
>computer
>nukes
>jets
>guns (the history of the .280 british makes me want to rip my hair out)
"""""""""""""""""""""""""""special""""""""""""""""""""""""""" relationship
>>76802218
they also imply attraction to women. such ambiguous choices shouldn't even be included; they are confounding options
>>76802379
we took literally all those things and improved them tenfold
>mate keeps harking on about about PC's
>buys an i7 because he wants the best gaming pc
>runs out of money and has to buy cheap 3rd party power supply and mobo
>it keeps breaking down despite having really expensive GPU and CPU
>my 2 year old, £800 rig runs better than his £1000+ piece of garbage
absolutely howling
>>76802413
yeah alri sheriff shart
>>76802362
there was already the perfect non-meme poll but it didn't give an opportunity for Funney Posts so it was forgotten: http://www.strawpoll.me/13229648/r
>>76802433
nobody cares you sweaty nerd
>>76802371
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcxhDfT0O38
>>76802433
>buys an i7 because he wants the best gaming pc
he should've just bought an i5 then
>>76802379
you banned guns anyways so who cares
>british car companies are owned by pooinloos or germans
>the most successful two seater roadster is the mazda miata
Every other city we go, every other video
No matter where I go, I see the same hoe
Every other city we go, every other video
No matter where I go, I see the same hoe
>>76802433
>i7 for gaming
your mate's a fucking mug
>>76802471
could knock you flat on your arse with a single backhand so get lost you poof
>>76802331
What a bunch of gay boys
>>76802480
is that retarded meme poll really what you're going to cling to
>>76802512
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9itTOnHUmM
this song is kino
been smelling dog shit all afternoon and I've just realised the smell is in fact emanating from my own bellybutton
>could knock you flat on your arse with a single backhand so get lost you poof
>>76802489
'boko
>>76802512
fuk u niggah
>>76802487
>you banned guns anyways so who cares
did we? they are licensed and controlled but hardly banned lad.
>>76802487
>domestic gun laws are in any way remotely related to a standardised round for a military alliance
>>76802575
oi
bin that knife
>>76802480
astonishing that you would just blindly count 10 votes for feminine men and traps -- by definition female forms -- as men. you could at least do some weighting.
>astonishing that you would just blindly count 10 votes for feminine men and traps -- by definition female forms -- as men. you could at least do some weighting.
>>76802436
funny how you have to resort to ad hominems because you know I'm right
Reddit soccer is a great place to get to know you and your family and friends and family and friends and your friends and your families
Genuinely me hitting the middle button on my auto predict lmao
>>76802541
what a post
>>76802608
well you could hardly make it worse
>Tweeting Palestine flags in response to a news story involving someone who simply happens to be an Israeli Jew
She doesn't even realise that she's being antisemitic lmao.
pretending to know things that you do not know is the lifeblood of religion.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ByXRRa-0ngQ
The rave = the EU
The guy dressed as the carrot = Britain
The carrot = Brexit
>the history of the .280 british makes me want to rip my hair out
>pretending to know things that you do not know is the lifeblood of religion.
>>76802656
you're right, we made those things astronomically better
>>76802657
shes 20 years younger than him
>>76802657
stop giving these mentally ill teenage cringelords attention
all the commie slags have peaked 2bh
it's all down hill from here
>>76802608
it wouldn't matter one way or the other, the point is that every time this country has a comparative advantage the political class pisses it straight down the drain. they keep getting taken for mugs by an """"ally"""" that doesn't give a shit about them and sees them as either an air base or a half-dry sponge to squeeze
Going out tonight with the boys but its the first night in about 7 years that I'll have went out sober. Hopefully I get the willy wet?
You wake up in checyna...
>it wouldn't matter one way or the other, the point is that every time this country has a comparative advantage the political class pisses it straight down the drain. they keep getting taken for mugs by an """"ally"""" that doesn't give a shit about them and sees them as either an air base or a half-dry sponge to squeeze
>>76802732
would love to see the mental gymnastics you will go through as you try to justify the diffusion of inventions such as computers to the united states as the british political class being taken as a "half-dry sponge to squeeze"
The lads
at least the gay posting stopped
>>76802808
NEED to shag that fat bird on the left
>>76802741
*goes back to sleep*
>>76802808
Are those downward arrows supposed to mean something
fuck em
>>76802871
right please
>>76802871
me on the right
>>76802869
>9am-5pm
>>76802869
me on the left before my toil began
>>76802871
Your body on video games and anime
>>76802890
more like
>5pm-10pm
>>76802871
me on the left
>>76802869
>the jump from picture 2 to 3
looks like he has someone else's eyes
>>76802806
the computer is something that would've been invented eventually one way or the other, but there are developments like radar and nuclear technology that should've remained in this country, there was no advantage whatsoever to gifting it all to the US free of charge. if you think i'm wrong then go plug the tizard mission into a search engine and see what it amounted to.
>>76802971
saved
>>76802956
>but there are developments like radar and nuclear technology that should've remained in this country
literally why do you think your government should keep innovations like radar technology? what the fuck
>there was no advantage whatsoever to gifting it all to the US free of charge
do you seriously think that these intentions are "gifted" to us by the british government?
bafflingly delusional
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBFpUQwq03c
Ummm sweaty your poll should only be posted in /brit/.
PERFIDIOUS HETEROS
will have probably posted it to pol or some shit as well since the amount of new votes coming in
>>76802170
>>76802170
>>76802170
>>76802170
you're all so fucking boring. every single day it's the same gimmicks over and over again. L greentext hat man hahah me on the left haha r*rke lol hahah normies. Fucking mugs the lot of you. Complete idiots. Maybe the worst general on 4chan and that's saying a lot. Obsessed with Le personalities, half of who are clearly just made up. Haha we posted a picture of a guy walking again xD. Jesus. Obsessed with some nonce in Thailand. Obsessed with some 190kg tripmong. Just obsessed. Let's not even get started on le sekret epic streams you do. All calling each other by pet names on an anonymous forum as you load up the same YouTube videos over and over again. Embarrassing. And no this isn't copypasta I'm just sick of all you boring boring cunts
>>76803083
/balt/ is unironically worse than this place but i upvoted the rest of your post
>>76803083
It simply is not true? I know, butterflies, more important than 300 deaths which are based on the number of high school, I have peace.
Monkeys trained to fight, and I'm not a military sniper. You anything, but it was not. We wanted to determine the sex. I mean, I see the face of the earth.
If you think you can find something on the Internet? Evo cars. Be prepared for hidden spy network in the United States to attack the larvae of intellectual property rights, I must say better. The storm destroyed painful memories. Half of the children died. You can do it anywhere and I can already killed hundreds of hands. This is wrong, but smaller oil reserves, like an old man "that some phones Navy to play ugly." But now we can not pay ridiculous prices. I do not want to disrupt their wounds.
Half of the children died.
>>76803083
>>76803083
did not read this
>>76803006
>literally why do you think your government should keep innovations like radar technology? what the fuck
the US is concerned about the US and the US only, it has no interest whatsoever in the welfare of this country. the more we gave away to the US the more this country diminished in its comparative advantage. there is a long, long history of american industrial espionage here, going back to samuel slater and francis lowell. we're not "friends", we have always been competing powers from the very outset.
read:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samuel_Slater
>do you seriously think that these intentions are "gifted" to us by the british government?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tizard_Mission#Objectives
>>76802869
how come Americans can't drink water unless its poo flavoured?
>>76803083
t. johnny foreigner
>>76803148
>low in sugar
americans don't drink that
>>76803113
never been to balt, what's it like la?
>>76803138
none of this shit explains why you think something like radar technology should be kept by the british government. none of that technology would be where it is today without american help
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tizard_Mission#Objectives
>The objective of the mission was to cooperate in science and technology with the U.S., which was neutral and, in many quarters, unwilling to become involved in the war
again, why the fuck do you think it was "gifted" to us?
Why does no one wear socks anymore? I can't have missed memo on socks did I?
love watching Americans defend their horrible country
not really
FOY
>>76803192
constant anime shitposting with a particularly autistic latvian and lithuanian running around
>>76803261
wearing socks RIGHT NOW
>>76803261
it's a conspiracy by big compede
>>76803261
Love socks me
>>76803261
im never found without my socks
So I took the poll all over the world on every general I could find
http://www.strawpoll.me/13353986/r
going to the gym lads
>>76803325
Try not to eat it haha
>>76803323
should have done it with a non meme poll
>>76803197
not sure what you're missing here, my reasoning is pretty clear and well-sourced.
you can read legit two sentences ahead and find:
>The shared technology included radar (in particular the greatly improved cavity magnetron which the American historian James Phinney Baxter III later called "the most valuable cargo ever brought to our shores"),[1] the design for the VT fuse, details of Frank Whittle's jet engine and the Frisch–Peierls memorandum describing the feasibility of an atomic bomb.
>>76801054
>>76801054
>>76801054
Reduce, Reuse, Recycle.
>>76801054
>>76801054
>>76801054
Washing dishes for 8 hours haha
almost out of work lads, I sure can't wait to read that book, exercise and practise my instrument like I promised myself!
>>76803351
the proof is in the pudding bud
>So I took the poll all over the world on every general I could find
how is this allowed? this is about /brit/ sexuality
>>76803360
>not sure what you're missing here, my reasoning is pretty clear and well-sourced.
no, it's literal mental gymnastics and tip toeing around the fact that americans vastly improved all of that technology for you.
>you can read legit two sentences ahead and find:
>The shared technology included
>shared technology
>shared
do you understand the difference between "shared" and "gifted"? I assume not because you seem really fucking thick
>>76803425
sharing when you have a comparative advantage means there is a winner and a loser. in the specific case of the tizard mission (where the americans at least bothered to ask instead of just stealing from britain) we had advancements that we traded away for the purpose of having an industrial base capable of building on them. if it hadn't benefited US policy planners they simply wouldn't've made the trade to begin with.
there is no such example that exists of the americans proposing to give away technology to this country. it's always been one-sided.
>>76803553
not even worth dissecting this mess
oh wait
>there is no such example that exists of the americans proposing to give away technology to this country. it's always been one-sided.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
howling, screaming, etc.
shan't be replying further now that I've confirmed you're retarded