/v4/ + friends

>>76800796
If you read this, you are a homosexual(gay).
Very gay btw

>>76800898
its okay Marcel. You'll have cat or dog in the future and you will change your opinion

Ahoj!
Thank fuck today's work is over, can't wait for Thursday, gonna be a day off due to national holiday

What's up?

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>>76801470
FOURTH OF JULY IS WHATS UP

HOOORAH AMURIKA

>>76801601
Make sure you go to church tomorrow

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>>76801470
Do you also have holiday because of these two?

>>76801656
Nah, it's our Statehood Day, coronation of our first and only king, King Mindaugas, the man who founded the Lithuanian state in mid 1200s.

All thanks to the Poles who sent Germans after us to massacre everyone who isn't christfag

>>76802048
good to know

>>76802048
>All thanks to the Poles who sent Germans after us to massacre everyone who isn't christfag
wait what
we dindu nuffin

>when the uploader band deletes all its videos for some reason and you can only find the bootleg low quality version online, and you have to be thankful even for that

I don't understand why, it's such a fun clip

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCAEyPbn3jI

>>76802437
>1226
>Konrad I of Masovia invites Teutonic Knights to remove Prussians and gives them Chełmno
>Teutons build a castle there and begin killing and integrating Baltic tribes for the next ~50 years
>[...]from 1283, they were better positioned to threaten the young Lithuanian state from the west.

>1236
>Battle of Saule
>Livonian Order (same as Teutonic order except they were conquering Estonian and Latvian pagan tribes) gets BTFO by Samogitians (Žmudzini) led by Duke Vykintas
>Livonian Order becomes weak and is forced to unite with Teutonic Order, becoming their branch
>[Lithuanian unification intensifies]
>in the meantime Mindaugas, a duke who controlled southern Lithuania conquers Black Ruthenia, appoints his son to rule it, expands his power in Baltic lands
>he sends his nephews to try and conquer Smolensk, they fail

>1249
>Mindaugas attempts to seize lands of his nephews and Vykintas
>a powerful alliance is created between the nephews, Vykintas, Samogitians, Livonian Order, Daniel of Galicia and Vasilko of Volhynia to oppose Mindaugas
>only Poles refused to take part in this alliance against Lithuanians

>1251
>Mindaugas is in difficult position, attacked from everywhere
>bribes master of the Livonian Order, agrees to be baptized and give some Lithuanian lands to the Order
>in return, he receives crown
>manages to defeat his opponents
>1253, July 6th
>Bishop of Chełmno crowns Mindaugas and Kingdom of Lithuania is established
>the Order is given Samogitian lands, they consolidate it and build castles there

>Samogitians lead by Treniota resist that, attack the G*rmans
>win some battles which sparks Prussian uprising, it lasts for 14 years
>Mindaugas breaks peace with Order and returns to his pagan beliefs
>any diplomacy made since coronation is lost
>his wife dies
>gets assassinated by Treniota
>Treniota becomes Grand Duke of Lithuania
>Lithuania falls back into paganism and internal instability for about another century

the eternal Polish conspiracy

>Teutonic Order bros of Poland
kek

>>76800796
which episode of reksio is that

>>76803561
what a retard that king was

>>76802708
whats the band/album name? cba clicking the link but ill find it for you

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Why dont we have Nazi guilt?
Most of Slovaks dont even know about existence of Slovak State

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>>76805900

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>>76805926

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>>76805960

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>>76805990

>>76800898
i think sherlock holmes and watson would be a cute couple 0w0

>>76805926
>>76805960
cute kitties >.<
>>76805997
>>76806030
adorable doggos

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>>76806195
here another dog

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and hungarian dog

>>76806455
thats nyatalinya poklonskanya isnt she
i wonder what became of her

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>>76806527
breed of soviet dog

>>76806527
the treacherous whore was rewarded

Deputy of the State Duma of Russian Federation

I wanted to buy dwarf geckos as pets.

>>76805408
>Why dont we have Nazi guilt?

It's hard to feel quilty when you're irrelevant. With them or against them, we didn't really do any harm or could influence anything. Neither the ones to give any notable push to the Nazi conquests, nor the ones to oust them out of the country.

Being irrelevant has its advantages.

>>76806938
geckos are great pets, I personally wouldnt get dwarf though

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What do you think of my mačka?

>>76808480
i wonder why cats have more beautiful eyes than people

>tfw no gf

all i have eaten today is one and a half pizza

>>76808625
topping made of what

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>tfw no slowvak gf

>>76808784
ham, hot salami, hot paprika, sausage

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>tfw no magyar gf

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>>76808842
and cheese of course

>>76808822
iktf

>tfw no czech or polish gf

good, i dont want to racemix

>>76808899
>Implying v4 isn't the most race mixed region
Your neighbour is probably less related to you than a girl from Poland

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>>76803561
Well yeah, Konrad was a retard.
We did BTFO Teutons along with you later on though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GLytMcoOWU

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>>76803561
why did you picked up gay ass flag?

>>76810350
Imagine if we all used our historical flags

>Poland with white eagle on red backround
>us with our Czech lion on red backround

>>76810479
ewww pride in yours country history abnd shit

that smells of nazis.

>>76810560
>Slovakia with a Hungarian flag

>>76809793
>that song
wtf I LOVE Polska now, this is first time I hear it and it's really really nice
those comments are a bit disappointing though, so many litvinists with their 'belarus is litwa' propaganda

>>76810350
very few people decided it
one of the most important people of our national revival participated in that debate, pushing the red flag with Vytis (the chaser, on the horse) on it but it was pushed away due to
>hurr durr its national revival we cant associate with Grand Duchy anymore because it was also Belarus and Ukraine, we are Lithuania!
>hurr durr its red flag, red is commies! red bad!
its yellow, green and red because those colours are in our ethnic dresses or something but it never goes well together on something like a flag, it's so retarded

also first some ((artist)) who was one of those few people deciding, chose just red and green first (fucking ew) and then someone suggested adding a bit of yellow

they even suggested adding that horseman somewhere in middle or in the corner but that idea got disregarded again. also those colours are inappropriate because they are not represented in heraldry of older times.

we just got fucked over by it as a nation, I wish it was Vytis

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>>76810739
i like it

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I'm bored
I don't know what to post
here is a post

>>76811194
Quality post

>>76810739
much better.

>>76809793
that pic looks edgy af senpai

>>76811194
cool post and cool bones

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>ukrainian surname
>volga german
>brown eyes, dark hair, pale skin
How likely I get beaten up in the most bydlo part of v4 cities?

>empty Steam wishlist
>new GPU up and running
see you on Monday v4 if my eyes will still be working

>>76812518
serious answer to not sure if serious question is
>you won't

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>>76812518
highly unlikely

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>>76812703
>>76812710
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/wires/ap/article-3469206/Chilean-attacked-Poland-mistaken-Arab.html

>>76812757
>dailymail

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>>76810648
It's weird that people who decide about flags aren't sticking to heraldic rules. They were made for a reason.
>>76810739
See, this is what I'm talking about. Green and red don't look well next to each other, but if you divide them with a white (silver) stripe it looks much better.
Same goes for our current eagle by the way, it has several mistakes in it.

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>>76812903
I chose the first best source, there were other articles by guardian and cbs
I just dont want to get beaten up when I am asked where I am from or because of my phenotype
Also polish escorts in Germany dont want to fuck south europeans. And obvviously I belong to them since I look like them, although I am more tartar than italian

>>76812757
Is your skin brown?

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>>76813092
no i am pale as fuck, but my face is tanned because beside my arms these are the only parts of my skin that are reaches by the sun

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>>76811612
How about this one

>>76813363
it's nice but his works seems kinda unfinished

>>76813214
>pale af
>can tan

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>>76813460
her tan is darker than mine, prbly her natural skin tone is even slightly darker than mine
also i saw many poles, russian and even br*ts being tanned in spain and turkey

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>>76813214
If you're pale nobody will care about how you look.
Besides, even you weren't pale, you're unlikely to get beaten unless you go into some shitty bydło district or to a football stadium. But in such places even a local Pole can get beaten, because bydło is surprisingly non-discriminating when it comes to beating people up.
Then again, the whole "hurr I'm going to Polen, am I going to get beaten???" is an utter meme overblown by singular cases like with that Chilean pianist. I've never been robbed or beaten my entire life. Beating random people is not a normal thing here.

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Im so glad to be back home

>>76813655
ok thank you
hown likely will poland and russia beat each other next year?
are there any plans from hools?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wsr1NSHXAc

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>>76813460
>his works seems kinda unfinished
I think that's kinda the point. His artstyle reminds me of impressionism.
Sure would be nice if the upcoming vidya game was decent, but since it's made by a bunch of nobodies I'm keeping my expectations low.

is this guy fucking serious

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>>76813826
are you serious about beating me up?

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>>76813882
are you a fucking retard? i would expect these kind of questions only from an american

>>76813619
well
most of northern euros can tan but really pale ones can't.
my sister for example after an hour on full sun turning red and her skin starting to peel.

>>76813784
I don't and I don't really care because watching sports is for uninspired subhumans

>>76813934
west euros tend to be just as ignorant as burgers, if not more

>>76814118
*don't know

>>76814019
it is not only because of my looks, but also because of my ethnicity and hohol name
polish posters react hostile to russians, germans and ukrainians

such a lonely day

and it's mine

haven't fapped in three days guys

>>76813934
he just meming at this point

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>>76814229
you will get beaten pretty hard then
shitskins are useful (they do kebabs and stuff) so we do not mess with them but Ukies here are beaten on daily basis, better prepare.

>>76814400
good

>>76812674
what games did you buy

>>76814400
Fapping every 3-4 days is the most satysfying

Dobrou noc

Enjoy your St. Cyril and Methodius Day Czechoslovaks

And enjoy your Jan Hus day Czechs

>>76817214
good night m8
sleep tight

good night

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>feel lonely
>go on lide.cz
>this thing shows up

what the heck

>>76819286
whats lide.cz about

>>76819302
it's a dating site

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>>76819286
>go on lide.cz

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vIIih6P_jc
real Wend hours

i still cant sleep

>>76820703
*smashes dat like button*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oG6pEolAKm8

>>76822117
any bunkers?

>>76822367
No bunkers, but it's pretty fuckin' great anyway

dobru noc

>>76819286
thats really sad

ahoj

>>76826721
Dobré ráno

i am awake

anyone here?

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>>76827763
hiya

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>>76827842
hello

>>76827908
umm, how are you doing?

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>>76827938
good
you?

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>>76827966
good...

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wtf

>>76827908
slut

So I gave 2 job offers
>small company ,I'd develop new functionalities, id learn a lot in there for sure but they are only offering 4000pln so not even a 1000 euros
2nd offer is
>better money ,big company but mostly maintaince so I wouldn't work on anything new just fixing old code
What do I do

>>76828666
Jesus help bless this mans trips
Also first one, and get a side job, try to save cash, or live with friends or family
You may need to live quite frugally, but the skills are worth it in the long run

>>76828666
pro tip: don't work in corporate hell unless they offer you at least 8k, otherwise you'll get depressed and kill yourself

>>76828666
I guess really depends on how much the other pay outweights the first option, if it's just a couple hundred euros more sure it would help, but learning new functions you could later find a job that you can use your new knowledge and also get paid more

>>76828666 (czech'd)
>mostly maintaince
>just fixing old code
This kills the programmer. Short-term, having access to some larger project can jump-start your dev skills if you're new in the industry, but the lack of creativity will eventually kill you from the inside.

guys im gonna do it
im going to conquer my fear of driving

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>>76830832
godspeed

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for Litvin

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>>76830832
Its just about getting used to it (people told me)
gambaru!

>>76831179
wow, the coinsidence is terrifying

I was just sitting at work, looking at price of fridge and counting money, coming to the conclusion that I have enough for rent + bills + utilities + barely for any food until the end of the month, almost 1:1 without even a single cent to spare

then my mom calls and tells me that they need a few euros to somehow live through until end of the month and if I can lend them. I told her I can probably not eat for few days if they really need it and she got worried about asking me, saying that only if I really can lend her.

then she calls my aunt who is my coworker and sitting right next to me, I told my aunt beforehand that my mom wanted to borrow money from me and I dont have any to spare but I will probably still give her because my younger sisters live there and I want best for them. from the call I can already understand that she is asking my aunt for few euros so that she doesnt have to get it from me. my aunt disagrees saying they dont have anything (she lives with her husband in their own flat without kids and both are working, but she always counts everything to single cent and makes drama if she accidentally pays like 5 cents more than she should).

the call ends and I tell her not to worry about it because I will just give it to her. I got really upset and sad about this whole situation, embarrassed that my mom asks her money (they are sisters) and that I, barely having enough for food will give it to her. my eyes got teary and I felt like its too much, didnt want colleagues to see. so I just went a mintue ago to bathroom to let some tears out, clean eyes and just came back.

then I saw your post, almost to the second
so really thanks

>>76831179
What is your obsession with that guy? Seriously, all he does is blogpost here about his day and show us pictures of what he bough for dinner, why is whole /v4/ so in love with him

>>76831443
just go back home you idiot you are shoveling money out the window by roleplaying being independant

>>76831455
at least he seem not to be fake, thats what i like about him. his posts make me sad tho

>be desperate me
>meet one girl
>go out with her once
>fuck up royally (i was just acting like autistic manchild)
>its been a year now
>i am getting desperate again
>want to write her to go out again
Should i do it, or should i rather find a new one?

>>76831824
do it, you got nothing to lose

>>76831824
dont talk to her, you will look pathethic in her eyes, just find a new girl

>>76831851
>>76831941
Well now you really helped me

Ok im taking this small company job. There will be only 3 developers there,including 2 juniors so Ill work on this program on my own with some guys help which is pretty cool.4k is doable anyway I'm spending like 1300 on rent and food

>>76832184
4k net or gross ?

>>76832231
Well net but other job was like 6k and nice benefits

>>76831443
Can't you buy that fridge on an installment plan?

>>76832278
well thats quite a difference

>>76832372
one step back two steps forward, some would say

>>76832025
Follow your heart.
You can always find another one if this one turns you down.

>>76831824
Desperation is a bad advisor

>>76831455
he is just like us. and also he keeps thread alive

>>76832348
not worth it at the moment

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I dont get this picture. why is poland separated like this?

>>76834881
poland part that was part of germany and the one that wasn't

>>76834881
it shows how polish society is divided. conservatives vs liberals, or pro eu vs anti eu people. Israel should be on the right side though and not sure whats up with turkey being there, they don't exist in our debate. dead pope and decoy america are brilliant though

>>76835418
but EU/Israel/USA seems to me should be just on one side
and whats with finland

>>76834881
>>76835418
oh, I think it's even more meta, it's how each side percieves each other. left one is Poland A, western, richer and more liberal part, right is Poland B, eastern, poorer and more conservative part, currently in power

My sister forgot to log off her yt account on my pc again, soo I deleted all her playlists and replaced them with Megadeth and Slayer. How was your day?

>>76835475
some people in Poland B are quite antisemitic and see ebil joos destroying poland everywhere, but still worship usa. and finland I think represents nihilistic scandis that most of people from poland b connect with ebil satanistic music

hi land-locked retards

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>>76834881
Yes. The terms come from Androgynous Poland and Better Poland, by the way.
t. Better Poland

>>76835418
>Israel should be on the right side though
It's more like Jews from Wyborcza and such.
>not sure whats up with turkey being there
I think it's more about Islam in general than Turkey.
Kebab itself should be on the right though

>>76834881
Tbh someone should update it, lots of things changed and some new elements appeared

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>>76831824
>tfw last message i wrote her was me asking her out and her ignoring me
i think i reached the bottom

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>>76836836
ehh

>>76836836
Can you tell if she left you on read

i went to the "beach" by myself
it was a bit boring desu

>>76837442
show pics

>>76837183
She is still offline

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>>76837597

>>76837804
comfy

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>be me
>get invited to bday party of a girl i know for like month
>buy a fucking flowers and chocolate(Studentska pecat)
>arrive to the city
>write to her if im not late
>she says to me that i should come
>go there, unluckily for me, the location of this party changed and she forgot to tell me
>write her where should i go
>shes offline now
>sit on the bench in middle of city like total fuckign autist with flowers and chocolate
>probably looking like forrest gump or some rejected guy
>20 minutes pass
>still no message
>fuck it
>decide to go drink with the buddies in the town
>as im waiting for tram she messages me
>where are you? sorry i did not notice your message
>using my 1337 haxor skills i read the message without marking it as ''seen''
>dont answer for like an hour
>go with my buddies

did i do right thing? i would have looked liek a fucking retard if i waited there for 30 minutes until she answers me, or am i wrong? should have i bitten my pride and went to see her?

>>76837764
You might just have been blocked. Idk
Regardless, just go out and do stuff.
I am Czech and American, so I embody the spirit and humor of a czech, but I do not sit there and let it consume me, I want to do some
thing about it, which is my american side at play
I am soending the summer here, but I am studying in America
This may be hard, but just go out and do stuff man, go to a rave, a party, some sort of event and find someone.
Work out a bit, not to the point of being one of those bodybuilding faggots but so you dont look like the motherfucker from Jozin z bazin.
It isnt that hard dude, youll find her, just dont hate yourself. I had a huge epiphany combined with ego death, and now I feel so much better

>>76837942
bitten pride man, the guys can wait, whores need attention

>>76837942
not only you raged like an autist you also gave her an excuse to trashtalk you while you could atleast have that and still drink with your buddies

stupid frog

>>76838079
how did i rage? i wrote her to not bother with it and enjoy rest of the night

>>76838028
>want an intellectual shut-in gf
>go to rave party
>find rave party sluts there
>go to cultural event
>find extroverted normie girls there
The issue with picking up chicks at parties is that i don't want a gf that gets picked up by stranger at party.

>>76838182
>i don't want a gf that gets picked up by stranger at party.

and whats wrong with that? its literally the place where you go to meet new people

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>>76837942
You could've just told her something like "Okay, i went for a beer with my mates, i'll just finish the glass and come over"

>>76838182
>Intellectual shut in
good fucking luck
Even normie GFs are good if and or once they realize that you might be a kind, loving but damaged soul

>>76838254
Who is Kadinski?

>>76838286
Had normie gf's, and they usually don't last, once i let down the mask and they discover my autism level.

>>76838203
I mean, its not that bad, even cute intellectual shut-in girls go to parties and can get picked up there, but decisive majority of girls there are normie party sluts

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>>76838254
>>76838499

>>76838499
Slovak mercenary

>>76838254
desu i still don't believe he was real

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>>76837942
you kinda fked up but I'd do the same I think

>>76837942
>did i do right thing?
Yes. If someone "forgot to tell you" and "did not notice your message" it's a clear sign they don't give a shit about you.
Drinking with buddies in such situation is not only the right thing to do, it's the obligatory thing to do.

>>76838254
He really had some sweet moves
No homo

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>>76838520
thanks,so it was him posting on /x/ back then. Never would have thought that is he /x/ fag desu

>>76838749
>>76838520
whatever happened to him?
does he still lurk?
is he kill?
is he still doing mercenary stuff?

>>76838625
this was my logic too desu

>>76839191
ANSWER HIM I NEED TO KNOW

>>76838581
what should have i done differently?

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH CAPTCHA

EVERY

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I CHOOSE ALL THE FUCKING STREET SIGNS

AND

EVERY

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TIME

IT SAYS ITS WRONG

JUST LET ME POST FOR FUCKS SAKE

FIX YOURSELF YOU LITTLE PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT

GOD DAMN IM SO MAD

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>>76838520
Holy shit, why didnt he just find his dad and kill him out of revenge

>>76839769
use legacy captcha instead?

atok

>>76839986
átok

>>76839986
are you the old Kraków anon? i thought you've suffocated by now

>>76840163
yes helo yes

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>>76839646
you should not accept the invitation in the first place

As Trump is visiting Poland before Germany can we safely assume that Poland is now the most relevant country in Europe and on the cusp of being a great power?

>>76840443
yes
it is an unique opportunity in geopolitics for Poland to rise up to status of at least a regional power, and we sure as hell gonna try to use it

>>76837942
yes, see >>76838625

>>76840505
Okay but be responsible with your new power. Please don't bomb my qt Russian gf. Muslims and Ukrainians are okay to bomb.

>>76839928
how does that work?

>>76839986
aw shit waddup Krakcuck
where were you all this time

>>76840593
stop roleplaying as a country

>>76840671
>implying it's not a valid concern that the polish might one day attack russia

>>76840785
if that ever happened it would probably be ordered by the USA

>>76840785
but you don't have a qt russian gf
in fact, you are most likely a fat basement dwelling virgin who hasn't talked to a girl since secondary school

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all those 15 year old sluts walking basically naked

Allah help me

>>76840938
I do as a matter of fact. I met her on IP and we went to Turkey together a couple weeks ago. I'm sorry your life is so unfulfilling you feel the need to project.

>>76841038
2 things, shart.

First, nobody believes you. Second, nobody cares.

>>76841009
I don't know what CZ is but I was in Istanbul a couple weeks ago and it honestly wasn't that bad. I saw more women in trashbags desu.

That being said I can't disagree with you about the need to kill all the Muslims. I'm glad that you're at peace with what must be done.

>>76841038
oh, I see
I retract my words then, and wish you good luck in the future

>>76841009
ayy are you the turk I talked to about housing

>>76840971
>tfw other people like it
>tfw i am sitting here, depressed and horny and thinking of ways how to get away with rape

>>76841122
nice post

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>>76841074
>First, nobody believes you.
Kk

>>76841151
Where in Turkstan do you live?

>>76841277
post tits of your fat cheating gf

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Rate my fat cheating gf

>>76841277
Ahh, guess we can share a beer AND a blunt
You have an instagram, twitter, or anything else I can reach you with

>>76841457
That's a nice fat cheating gf

>>76841457
Will she cheat with me too?

>>76841561
alright, Ill download teleagram and hit you up on that. Cant wait

>>76841561
we can meet and play SC II.
I will beat you if I lose :D

>>76841401
I didn't go to the Anatolia part of Istanbul because I was worried it might be a bit too sandniggery. I stayed in the old city about a half km south of the blue mosque and went to the new city, the European side, to see dolmabache (sp?) and some other shit. It was a good time. Ataturk was a cool dude, it's a shame Erdogan and the rest of the dune coons in his party are shitting all over his legacy.

>>76842063
>sandnigger complaining about sandniggers
what is this tomfoolery

>>76842063
>europe is more sandniggery + syr*ans
Really? Wonder why I didn't see many.

I mean I saw a fair amount of sandniggers but legit less than I would in London. I only saw one Syrian too and he was begging for money. I told him to fuck off before I remembered I had a pocket full of those worthless 1 lira coins that I could have gotten rid of.

>>76842063
yes :DDD

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>tfw you realize original Czech land is just inner Bohemia
>tfw you realize during history we conquered Moravia and Silesia
>tfw you realize that we managed to culturally change those regions so far they are part of bigger Czech land now
>tfw you realize we were not far from doing the same thing to Slovaks

>>76842596
Slovakia shouldn't even be a country anyway.

>>76843050
They're just rebellious and angry Moravs

>>76842596
>tfw you realize we were not far from doing the same thing to Slovaks

what? not even close, you would have to compete with Magyars and Austrians

>tfw no gf

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>>76845047
>tfw no loving parents

fuck im so hyped for that trump visit, too bad i couldnt be there to watch his speach live

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me and gf

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I'm going to go see Drumpf tomorrow

>>76847401
lucky u

Fuck everyone.

>>76848603
whats wrong?

>>76846610
is this real or just a meme?

>>76847401
>go abroad
>your president follows you
that must feel funny

>>76849836
yeah it's pretty weird. I'm not even going because I care about the speech, it's just interesting to see your head of state in another country giving an address to a huge crowd. Not many people from any country get to do that, so it will be interesting to be there.

The speech itself will probably just be patting PiS on the back for their stance on migrants, plus "NATO stronk". Not that there's anything wrong with that at all but it's fairly predictable.

>>76850386
>The speech itself will probably just be patting PiS on the back for their stance on migrants, plus "NATO stronk". Not that there's anything wrong with that at all but it's fairly predictable.
Yeah, I thought the same
Plus some more or less subtle jabs at Germoney

>>76849836
your TV is really sucking his dick

it feels like a scene from alisa rosenbaum's books

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>>76850691
>your TV is really sucking his dick
Well it's not like it's the first time
Still better than R*ssia or Germ*ny

>>76850785
Don't know about Germany, but definitely with you on Russia.

>>76850962
Wasn't Zeman one of the first world leaders to call Trump after he was elected and arrange meetings? What happened to that?

>>76851357
Zeman also asked for Trump's ex to be ambassador here, got some guy instead.

President's office claims that Trump apologised for not coming and sent him a letter or something, although no such thing was made public.

In any case Zeman is just a senile old clown that should not be taken too seriously.
It's a shame too, he used to be crude, but respectable statesman but pettiness, alcohol and possibly personal problems turned him into a wreck.

>>76851655
Is the President mostly a figurehead there like in Germany and Austria or does he actually have anything to do with legislation or governing?

>>76851892
Formally he's purely ceremonial figure.

However Zeman is first one elected directly after a change in law, and he uses it to justify stretching the constitutional rules and traditions to their limits by executing discretion where previous presidents just did as they were expected.
Most notable example is towards beginning of his mandate where previous government lost a vote of no-confidence. He took the opportunity to appoint a personal ally as interim prime minister and then was dragging his feet when it came to appoint legit government that formed after snap elections.

>>76851892
Also, he can "veto" legislation, but that is generally overruled by parliament.
Foreign policy is responsibility of government and the department of foreign affairs.

Oh, he appoints members of council of the central bank, that is actually pretty damn important. As a matter of fact the interim PM mentioned in >>76852230 now acts as head of the council of our central bank. Although it seems that for the most part bankers act pretty independently, now as well as under previous presidents.

P O S T
M J U Z I K
F A G S
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPlQpGeTbIE

>>76852449
as you wish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cgiKevlNQo

>>76852449
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfeKcWXEk1M

>>76852230
>>76852380
that sounds pretty corrupt desu. Is he likely to be reelected next year?

>>76852449
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBykJbGai6g

>>76841457
Goes into my folder. Ty.

>>76852650
Hard to tell. There's some candidates that look like they stand a chance, including a respected academician, but Zeman is pretty well liked among normal people because he talks "like normal guy" and makes more or less funny jabs at his opponents. He's quite an accomplished troll.

>>76852585
This is meh
>>76852593
This isn't bad but the whole neo80s meme is getting stale
>>76852650
This is pretty good

>>76852894
dunno, I dont hold it as a meme, just a niche genre which isnt for everyone

I mean at least for me I dont think a music genre can get stale

>>76852798
>he talks "like normal guy" and makes more or less funny jabs at his opponents. He's quite an accomplished troll.
okay, I'm beginning to see why he called Trump first now.

>>76852449
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reMYQSKRO24

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>>76853198
Neat.
>tfw you will never dress up in a classy suit and an unironical, socially acceptable fedora, laugh with your pals at those wacky conspiracy theories about tobacco supposedly causing cancer while smoking a cigar and sipping whiskey with ice, and invite a classy qt to a classy dancing in a classy dance club
ehhhh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s04BuphVL3g

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>>76853198
>>76853504

>>76853702
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqo-jRD0ubg

Slovak and Czech bros, give me some of your finest humour/memes/songs.

Had to say no to a driving job that pays 3400 euros a month because I get car sick all the time, even when driving.

I am in shambles, need some good stuff.

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>>76853921
>that ded crowd
tasteless assholes. Glen Campbell is GOAT.

>>76854165
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyFU6qMuigM
>>76853702
what did he mean by this

>>76854177
they were old, probably just crying inside

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NMph943tsw

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>>76854285
Is Back to the Future the only case in cinema's history of having part 2 and 3 equally as good as the first one?

>>76854279
Catchy.

>>76853081
it did become kinda stale
it stopped being this "new evolving experimental thing" and become just a "thing"
>>76853504
you can always sign up for swing dance/lindy-hop course
pretty much everyone who goes there tend to have the same fantasies
Electro-swing is still popular you know (although the hype died out a little bit, I'd say it peaked about 5 years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbQgXeY_zi4
I think it's pretty decent balance between old and modern

>>76854165
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJbToBEzt5I

>>76854356
dunno
>tfw we're living in the Biff Tower timeline

>>76854165
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zs6pAjUEZ94

>>76854165
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrcUkBDoqjo

actually dont know if this is gypsy or slovak song but its very popular nontheless

>>76854356
Lord of the Rings

>>76854422
>>76854424
>>76854438
You guys really make some weird shit.

I like it tho

>>76854537
Czechoslovakia was weird place

>>76847401
me too
keep in mind that gates are open from 10 to 12, and you can't carry any objects (food, containers, umbrellas etc.)

>>76854356
Leone's Dollar "trilogy"

>>76854563
You don't sat, Brat.

>>76854165
>eastern europe is not dive-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8p-5jCN430Q

>>76854563
>was

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjRQfp4ibaI
>dose subtle political subtexts

>>76854622
>A black guy talking Czech or Slovak
...What?

>>76854627
That old dude looked just like my music teacher in high school, spooky.

>>76854586
I'm not bringing anything but my phone, but thank you for the heads up. When are you getting there?

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>look for Vabank and Sexmission with English subtitles on yt so we could watch them on cytube
>didn't found shit
reeeee
>produce something decent for a change
>completely disregard it and don't promote it in any way
This is precisely why I hate this stupid nation
>>76854495
>>76854597
good answers

>>76854757
The man's a legend. But not as much as Jára Cimrman is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxzDKhUIQJA

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>>76854854
>didn't found
*FIND

>>76854880
>1 hour and 34 minutes
Shit I need to get my ass around and learn Slovak already.

>>76854825
not sure, i'll probably be there around 11 to find a non-shit place to sit/stand
you've been in Poland for quite a while btw, did you actually move here?

>>76854912
That's actually Czech, although Slovak would serve you just as well.

>>76854912
What are you exactly?

>>76854933
Yeah I knew it was Czech, but since I am focused on learning Slovak at the moment I didn't feel it was needed to mention it, sorry.

And from my brat, I've heard that Slovak and Czech are like Norwegian and Swedish, mutually understandable even thought it's weird for both.

>>76854970
What do you mean, Polsky?

>>76854919
no, I'm leaving on the tenth. I've only been here so long because the visa allows me to and I have a friend who lets me stay at his place most nights. I just wanted to relax somewhere in Europe before I go back to the US for good.

>>76854991
>Norweg learning Slovak
What are you, some kinda heritagefag? A guy with Slovak gf?

>>76855196
No, a Norweg with a good Slovak priatel.

I lack a language on my diploma since fuck Deutsch and I thought it would be fun and suprising to learn Slovak.

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>>76855144
>I just wanted to relax somewhere in Europe
>stays in Warsaw
That's like going to an amusement park and staying at the entrance.

>>76855144
i see
well, going to sleep now, i'll be watching around for a generously sized man wearing a t-shirt with eagles and guns tomorrow, see you at the place :^)

>>76855243
>since fuck Deutsch
good post

>>76855257
i'd retort with some banter about lublin, but i really can't get myself to do that since it's one of my favourite cities, seems like a comfy place to live as long as you don't have to find a job

>>76855276
Goodnight, my body weight will take up at least half of Krasinki Sqaure, so you will definitely see me

>>76855257
it's cheap, it's not flooded with tourists, it's chill. Why not? It feels like heaven after living in Jihadistan for three years.

>>76855443
I wasn't even dissing Warsaw in that post though, your museums are nice an shiet. But if I was him I'd move around a bit, see some places.
>since it's one of my favourite cities
t-thanks

>>76855566
I've been here a few times before m8. I've seen most of the major cities and I plan on seeing more of them in the future. Didn't mean to give the impression that all I'm ever seeing is Warsaw because that's definitely not the case.

I need to see your city, Szczecin, and Poznan and then I've basically got them all.

>>76855948
>no Zakopane
big cities =/= better cities

>>76856384
>zakopane
>better than anything
whoa żbsz lmao
it's literally a theme park city

>>76856384
you've recommended me that before, it's definitely on my list. Anything else that is less known by foreign tourists?

>>76856468
What's wrong with it? It seems like a typical spa town.

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>>76856468
>it's literally a theme park city
Yes, exactly.
How is this a bad thing for a tourist?
>thermal spas
>all that góral folklore shiet
>all them mountain sights
>all that fresh air
I fuckin love this place
would move there when I retire/10

>>76856706
a town where 90% of people are tourists seems like an awful place to live, although indeed i think it might be good for tourists

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PORAD JENOM HATE TAK TO MA KURVA BEJT

i could shoot a kindergarten to ZNK songs

>>76856948
post song

>>76838625
this is correct. She didnt have you on her mind which means she wasnt hoping to see you / isnt attracted to you except as a friend. It would look even worse if you showed up 30 mins late after being lost with flowers and chocolate.

I would have go for the drinks and ditched the flowers/chocolate and then rejoined her later after feeling more confident from chilling with my friends. Makes you look a little better in the situation because she ditched on you (sort of ) but you easily made other social plans and then rejoined her later.

>>76856882
They're there like twice a year though, and the nearby villages aren't as flooded with them
>>76856948
I remember that song

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>>76846610
Found you Dan Novotný

wake up dummies

>>76863168
I am awake and working not like lazy slavshits sleeping till 10

>>76863257
wake up as start to post you fucking square head

>>76863283
Nothing to post. My girl dont like me so that bit of excitement is gone and my life is dull again