Funny ol kramer haha (edition)
hes not even racist thats whats so crazy about this whole thing
anime
execute all poostralians
How do I stop browsing /brit/ for 12 hours a day
Why are we still here? Just to suffer?
Can't wait to see this at the cinema
reached 100 archery in skyrim
>>76799244
hosts file
>hosts file
>>76799259
Nerd
yaoi
>>76799223
His racism ruined the show forever for me, can never watch it now
>>76799272
how is that a fedorapost you fucking mong?
>>76799223
woah, literally just got done watching an episode of seinfeld
me and the missus
>ask for music that isn't old and shit
>everyone posts old shit music
ah yes, very contrarian. praise kek!
>how is that a fedorapost you fucking mong?
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
I must racemix.
blacked out last night.
2 and a half bottles of wine.
>how is that a fedorapost you fucking mong?
me as big spoon
you as little spoon
>how is that a fedorapost you fucking mong?
>how is that a fedorapost you fucking mong?
>ah yes, very contrarian. praise kek!
any asian man in
>>76799296
>KC are shit
>the 90s are old
mind-boggling post
the kids are having fun with their hat pictures again
>how is that a fedorapost you fucking mong?
>the kids are having fun with their hat pictures again
>>76799315
me on the right
>I must racemix
>the kids are having fun with their hat pictures again
>watch porn
>get lonely and start crying
gf got the shit kicked out of her again
>the kids are having fun with their hat pictures again
>the kids are having fun with their hat pictures again
>the kids are having fun with their hat pictures again
think i'll be giving this edition a pass
The right to bear arms is an inalienable God-given right and any government that suppresses that right has crossed the line into tyranny.
>think i'll be giving this edition a pass
just saw a nigger
>>76799367
epic fail
Slow day at the call centre, Amer?
>>76799405
Did you look in the mirror?
>think i'll be giving this edition a pass
purple monkey spork m'lady lmao
Library wanker fucking loves his library
miss having friends to do things with haha all I do is work and do nothing on my days off haha
nigger wanker loves his fucking niggers
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again copy and paste another anon’s post, quote it and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" hat guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting fedoras. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic fedora posting NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you do is repeat what she says in a condescending tone. You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
Forever...
>>76799458
cause its a good library
its got 17 miles of shelfspace crammed into central london
cant beat that
simple as
>dude books lmao
libraries are shit and outdated
>>76799488
What books did you take out x
Fuk /brit/ I go do a fucking hard subject at a fucking good uni and get a 2.ii now all the dumb normies are getting firsts in shit subjects at shit unis literally have better job prospects than me and i'm bitter
the JanMan coming down on hat posters like a tonne of bricks
top lad
>>76799493
why yes i too bait for hat posts
>>76799496
fucking faggot
>17 miles of shelf space just so you can read the magic key in peace
>Fuk /brit/ I go do a fucking hard subject at a fucking good uni and get a 2.ii now all the dumb normies are getting firsts in shit subjects at shit unis literally have better job prospects than me and i'm bitter
Huh...
fedoraposting makes me giggle
>>76799496
i returned some John Le Carre books and took these 4 out
>>76799493
not if you want to read books that are 90+ years old (which i do)
>>76799522
fuck off ryan nonce twat
>>76799564
cute skinny wrists
post winky
>>76799570
can not help but notice the posters who drag jokes on are all under US flags
almost as if it's the same person
>>76799600
no x
>why yes I do in fact moderate an online anime imageboard. i actually do it for free and without monetary compensation if you would believe it
the 1975 can fuck off as well
>>76799547
Dire state of affairs if someone trusts him more than you
can someone post the blind gf meme?
>>76799612
bet you're a bender probably getting sucked off by harold rn
>>76799607
>he thinks we're joking
>>76799650
>he hasnt been keeping up on the /brit/ lore
longhair library actionposter is a known bender
>>>/r9k/38132661
Lmaaoooooo
>>76799653
don't really care either way, fatty
>>76799665
if i wasn't up to date how would i know about harold?
who /love island/ here
@sara_davidson: Ever since ma bf made me a brew a don't like coffee anymore n a proper love a good cuppa. How boring is this tweet
>>76799547
???
doesnt his tweet directly contradict his source?
>>76799674
you clearly do because you're freaking out about it and STILL replying to me
fuck off ryan
tfw can't even get a bf nevermind a gf
>>76799668
bleak
>>76799702
>>76799736
munter
cat is eating the bread that was meant for the birds
>>76799625
how would even want this place on their resume? there's no reason to be a moderator/janitor unless you are mentally deficient or get a rush out of a little authority
>>76799709
I'd be okay with being in a relationship with a guy if they weren't a flamboyant faggot
>>76799741
post your mp
>>76799747
me too but problem is even so little as typing sweety x ironically is too camp for me
Listening to young fathers lads
have arranged to cuck my exbf tomorrow ahahaha
>>76799744
what're you gonna do about it cunt
>>76799754
yours is theresa may, ryan.
>>76799766
FONT
>biscum
>>76799770
pussy can't even catch a bird lmao
>>76799754
>>76799766
State of the union address of you
>>76799697
just as inane as anything here
DAMN AND BLAST
>>76799744
>giving bread to birds
lmao ok there grandma
>>76799779
bentposting has ran it's course, next is anime, then ruin
>>76799646
lads post it
>>76799809
>>76799766
would you ever just fuck off with your gay shit
what Protestants don't realise is that intercessory saints are what separates us from the Islamists
>>76799806
*eats your bread*
*shits on your carpet*
*sleeps on your face*
*drinks your beer*
DEJA VU
IVE JUST BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE
err
where is everyone
>>76799863
micksheed
the gay stuff is just too much at times wish I could filter it all
>>76799870
what Protestants don't realise is that they're the reason the world is shit
Was angrily confronted by a blind man in the back area of the shops we were working in yesterday. Apparently he runs the driving school in the back offices and didn't see me wave when I walked by, figured somebody would have told him we were working in there.
>>76799930
uh we're defending western civilisation sweaty x
me on the bench
Who reads this post is a fag
>>76799766
>I know how to prove that us gays aren't fucking mental freaks
>*does this post*
state of you fucking queers
@24 careful there dont want mummy may to extradite you here for hate speech sweety x
>>76799930
t. idiot
how can you cuck your ex?
you need to be in a relationship to cuck someone
>>76799950
*looks back through history and realises only Catholicism has ever actually defended Europe from Islam*
hmm
>>76799969
reckon hes a bit out of her jurisdiction innit
>>76799955
newsflash: i dont give a shit what you think and it isnt my job to be a PR manager for my entire demographic
its 4chan, i can post what i want, so get tae fuck
>>76799973
hes in a relationship with his new bf now
>>76799955
are you honestly saying you wouldn't have threesomes with two girls?
lmao absolute virgin
>>76799909
but everyone hates gays not just religious people. Thats why you have a containment board
>>76799972
t. "cultural" "protestant" and proud supporter of the jews, queer marriage and women clergy
How do I get a british gf?
>>76799976
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Franco-Ottoman_alliance
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greek_War_of_Independence#Initial_hostility
>>76799990
so you're the nigger?
hope all gays die painfully of aids x
>>76799996
women love gays
not sure why buts its true
women watch gay porn, LOVE gay romances, are constantly bugging me asking me to take them out to gay bars, asking me to go shopping with them, etc etc
ghastly creatures, females
cant be doing with them
*sneaks into thread and sits down*
>>76800007
Go to Britain and buy one from the pakis
>>76800032
i dont know actually, its complicated
on the one hand im the guy not in a relationship, which makes me the bull
on the other hand, im the guy getting fucked, which makes me not the bull
very confusing
business idea: stop being bent
did anyone else just feel a wobble
*rolls my dirty boxers down to my toes and flicks them onto your head*
yaoi
>>76800119
*sniffs them*
>>76800071
gays into heteronormative monogamy so it doesn't matter. you're all degenerates. get aids fagot
>>76799994
sorry sweaty but there are no girls involved in that queers shite
>>76800031
was this somehow supposed to be a counter to "only catholicism has defended europe against islam"? because my statement and these articles are not mutually exclusive.
>>76799924
*amoral
feel sorry for kids adopted by gay couples. fucked up for life.
>>76800160
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/moralless
too intelligent to appreciate why an irish person would be called mboko
>>76800145
foy
>>76800175
Ireland is Little Nigeria now
happy Freedom Day lads
>>76799996
>>76800040
>>76800087
>>76800145
>>76800168
EXCELLENT posts
>>76800181
t. fredie mercury circa 1995
>>76800173
>>76800175
I invented the gimmick. He's called mboko because he tries to mock Padraig Pearse and other great Irish heroes, outing himself as a Nigerian in hiding.
>>76800157
um you might not like it but there is nothing mental freakish about that post
>>76800136
2 of these aren't me
just learned about a trend among benders, they install colostomy bags so they can keep their arseholes pristine
vile subculture
>great Irish heroes
>>76800222
never heard of him.
i only know of brian boru
come on you would want to feel up this body
dont lie
>>76800231
t. mental freak
>>76800240
but i thought we liked poo?
which one is it then
wtf i love justin now
nearest chippy is 1.4 miles away
cute!
masc asian gays are the best
shame theyre so rare ;^;
Listening to ll cool j lads
>>76800244
Padraig Pearse is the reason the Republic of Ireland exists. Leader of the 1916 Rebellion and technically the first President of Ireland.
reminder to report all gay posts.
why do benders have disposition for extreme and perverse sex acts?
>>76800294
lmao
>>76800240
why not just use a bidet
>>76800254
Fucking hell, that's the goal
>>76800294
not though, is it, you bellend
>>76800284
>chippy
its chipper you fucking moron
>>76800324
not down south
poorthern twat
is this what the alt-right secretly wants feminists to do to them?
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1498904431169.webm
>>76800302
because their brain chemistry is all fucked up and warped
>>76800302
because homosexuality itself is nothing more than extreme fetishism
>>76800284
Who needs wood chips at this hour?
>>76800344
oh boy 3am
laughing at all the effort benders have to go through just to achieve penetrative sex. literally no option for instinctual, lustful, spontaneous and raw sex. what an unsatisfying fetish to invest in.
no wonder they all turn to extreme and perverse sex acts. lots of paedos seem to be bent as well. funny that.
discovered one of my friends i hated was bent, not surprised to find out that he was
he has no honour or any sort of respectable masculine characteristics, just the female snakey ones
>>76800338
yes
NEED a canadian mommy gf
>>76800302
mentally ill innit
>>76800284
*emails you a large fish and chips (haddock) with mushy peas and a small tub of tartare sauce*
>be gay
>claim to love men
>but only men who act like women and look like little boys
ah yes, I have a fetish which takes away the possibility of having a normal family and life if I pursue it
better base my entire life and personality around it
nothing on planet earth is worth more than this woman's vagina.
bit mental to think
>>76800361
not really
i have a good diet + hygiene so im pretty much clean 24/7
ive had plenty of spontaneous fucks
you on the other hand are a virgin
>>76800380
only some guys like twinks
i like masc guys myself
mental to think how much this gun has affected our lives
>>76800401
FONT
>>76800403
could use a good oiling by the looks of it
>gays aren't nonces!
>all gays want to fuck men who look like children or they want to look like a child and get fucked by an older hairier man
really makes one think
might get nordvpn
reckon its worth it?
>>76800429
doubt it's going to be used again
>>76800401
would love to come and see you in 20 years when you're dying of aids and kick you to death in your hospital bed
>>76800434
proof by counterexample
>>76800443
surface rust and pitting is still an issue. If they're serious about preserving it, they should maintain it
>>76800443
don't make me
>>76800453
kek the state of that face
GAS
THE
HETEROS
(and don't respond to bait)
>>76800460
>there's a third party holding the camera
and I guarantee it looks like a child
>>76800459
screaming
The creeping peadpohlic messages within Gay Pride parades should have us all concerned
love triggering batties
>>76800487
>what is a tripod/tabletop
state of you
I'm Harambe, and this is my zoo enclosure. I work here with my zoo keeper and my friend, cecil the lion. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I've learned after 21 years - you never know WHO is gonna come over that fence.
>>76800482
looks pretty ideal to me m8
>>76800459
would enjoy watching this occur
>>76800503
enough with your fucking bender slang, we don't know what it means
>>76800479
Insane thinking that gays know deep down they were chosen by nature to die out without passing on their genes because of their inferior genetic makeup. Knowing the universe itself has singled you out for elimination. Must be crushing.
*pomf*
>>76800503
>how can we prove that we're not mentally ill narcissistic spastics that shape their entire lifestyle around their fetish?
>I've got it!
>*buys a tripod and sets the camera up on it and sets it on a timer and then goes over and undresses and sexually molests someone while it takes a picture*
Ain't nothin' wrong
with lovin chunky
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iXHytzh718
*offers clear moral vision of justice in face of austerity and cynicism*
too much ironic gayposting tbqh getting too real
>>76800553
BOI HE THIQ
who has that pic of the bender wondering why no one accepts him and his solution to that is to dance around with dildos glued to his head or something
>>76799766
nice
That is a straight guy posing for money. Real gay gym queens look like Scooby
>>76800528
i plan to impregnate a surrogate mother tbqhf
>>76800548
>touching your boyfriends ass is molestation
hello yanksheed on holiday
>>76800503
stop responding to bait
stop being gay
>>76800578
>>76800583
love gay discussion. if only there were an entire board for it haha like we could all hand out there then
>>76800570
>>76800578
>ass
fogy (fuck off gay yank)
>>76800583
get gassed you child molesting queer
>>76800570
you misunderstand what pride is
making people accept gays is literally the opposite of what its for - its supposed to be the one day you dont give a shit about what other people think of you
>>76800606
almost like there was a different general you could fuck off to
figs? they're over there on aisle 3 mate, just under the herbs. yes, yes, opposite the mushrooms. no problem
*goes back to stocking the potato section on aisle 1 before wheeling the dolly back into the warehouse*
shouldn't rorke be at work?
>>76800606
love people posting pictures of hot women
if only there were 3 entire boards for it haha like we could all hang out there then
for this one day, I do not care what anybody else thinks
now bake me a cake shaped like a dick, you fucking bigot
>>76800607
haha absolutely spot on.
>>76800644
ah memories
BLESS MY SOUL
HERC WAS ON A ROLE
what benders do when they "dont give a shit about what people think of you"
>suck on dildos
>wear assleess chaps
>flash children
>eat shit
what straights do when they dont give a shit what others think of you
>the yaya/kolo dance
where to buy fidget spinner
>>76800640
almost like there was a different board you could fuck off to
>>76800651
I agree, so fuck off you fucking faggot
haha welcome to the Office bro, just grab a seat wherever
*kicks a hackey-sack toward you*
>>76800672
they sell 'em 50p a piece down at ranjit's
>JUST FUCK AWF YOU FUCKING FAGGIT RETARRRD GAWD
>>76800671
t. guy who has never been to a het festival
at the Notting Hill Carnival last year I saw a girl giving head to all the guys on one of the floats just in public
and apparently the shit that goes on at Mardi Gras is ridiculously degenerate
would tolerate fags in the thread if they would stop posting ripped guys and twinks
>>76800578
>>76800723
t. flashes children and eats literal shit in the middle of a town centre
>>76800725
b-b-but think about how they feel when you post normal things like hot girls!
>>76800651
>>love people posting pictures of hot women
great, so do 95% of men
roooooooooooooooo lads roooooooo rooooooooo
>>76800671
>>76800739
>making up fantasies of child abuse that have never happened
you must be a bit sick la'
>>76800676
>she is norwegian but moved to melbourne
ok
>>76800698
sv and their culture needs to die
>>76800723
And they should all be banned
poo willy fannies arse slags
>>76800746
45% of /brit/ is gay or bi according to that poll
so boys are just as popular itt
>>76800781
whatever you say, survation
>he can't stop going on about benders
shut up you obsessed freaks, this is on par with those fucking abortion threads
>>76800750
There are hundreds of easily findable examples of child abuse happening at gay parades. A man was arrested in America just last year for exposing himself to children and then he killed himself when he got charged despite using the classic "ur jus homophobic!" approach to legal defence.
Or we could talk about that infamous video shot at Brazil's gay parade? Or literally any other example of it that exists of which there are hundreds.
>>76800781
you're clearly the only faggot here
>>76800807
don't get me started on abortions
你会吸我的阴道肉吗??
>>76800781
yes im sure this general has over 10x the normal rate of homosexuality than the general population and people weren't just picking that option to be facetious or the like
>het
fuck off with that shit, just say the thing
or if you must differentiate, say "normal"
*aims at the runts in this thread*
business idea: benders put a trip on so i can filter you
>>76800723
hetero sex is intrinsically non-degenerate
>>76800812
so what you're saying is to ban assault parades?
FOB
>>76800812
right so a nonce was arrested and convicted for noncery and killed himself
sounds like a pretty perfect outcome to me, idk what youre upset about
>>76800873
t. breeder
>>76800887
No. I'm saying ban gays.
>triggered heteros
so many gays
糖醋豬肉
>>76800903
the fact that you're all nonces and should all kill yourselves
*launches fireworks at you*
>>76800925
It's literally one guy spamming gay images with every post he makes
>the bradleyposting twat is a literal faggot
didn't see that coming at all
the THIS IS House playlist on Spotify is very deano but I'm quite enjoying it
*shuffles*
Going to throw my hat into the opinion ring
I love men
Hate women
>>76800947
there are 2 of us tbqh
>>76800903
not sure how you are trying to make the 'not degenerate' case whilst being derogative towards heteros and including flamboyant photos in most of your posts
are you trying to prove their point, or just being 'ironic'?
>>76800453
looks like one of the Butt Ugly Martians
reminder: http://www.strawpoll.me/13229648/r
make new please
>>76800980
>expecting logic from the mentally ill
good thing i didnt get the gay disease
couldnt imagine coming from degenerate stock
Бopщ, вoдкa и cлeзы
>>76800980
im not saying some gays arent degenerate
im saying so are heteros
its just double standards that people get all uppity when us gays do it
nobodys complaing about >>76800930 , for example
>>76801030
I wonder why
http://www.strawpoll.me/13229648/r
>>76800984
get your eyes checked
tactical new
>>76801050
>>76801050
>>76801050
you'll notice nobody complains about eating food instead of shit either because it's, what's the word, ah yes, normal
糖醋豬肉
>>76801044
dunno where/when this poll was made
but when we made a proper poll over 3 days of threads and got 50+ responses it was like 10% gay, 30% bi, 5% unsure, only 55% het
>>76801030
because its perfectly natural to want to fuck women
being gay is literally a mental defect