that woman off of bargain hunt is actually well fit edition
sometimes hold a poo in just so i can feel something
Business idea: mobile phones for kots
Oo ahh up the RA
honestly jamie oliver can fucking do one
>>76797782
JUST
good night irish pride
sketchiest building i ever saw
When is England's independence day
>>76797782
ooh ah paul mcgrath
>>76797781
he had a restaurant in the city centre here, £80 for a plate of pasta
>100% Australian beef!
>>76797809
>less than 50% white
this is london right
>>76797809
well mate it does say international striptease spectacular
>>76797810
23rd june
>>76797835
Literally says London on the side mate
>>76797810
23rd June
>>76797829
I got some here for ya
*tugs down tracky dacks*
>>76797835
its at an ethnic street market
>>76797829
aus has pretty strict food standards, it's why the yanks were trying to break them for TPP
CANNOT stop sneezing
>>76797811
>>76797782
does he shave his fucking forehead?
BIG
AUSSIE
BOIS
rate the fit
>>76797879
can't believe that's legal in america
still procrastinating
>>76797891
you dont?
>>76797866
>100% American """Beef™"""
>>76797911
Pretty sure that's in Canada
>>76797911
fat retarded amerigays btfo
https://medium.com/@RVAwonk/more-guns-more-crime-f461e11c6d22
>>76797943
>medium.com
shan't
>>76797943
>https
shan't
>>76797959
don't even know who they are tbf
banana clip on dat chopper
Bringing samosas and indian sweets into work on thursday cuz its my birthday
>>76797969
enjoy your viruses
poo
simple as
DAMN fez from that 70s show looks like THIS?
>>76797934
probably is considering that pin in the magazine
>>76797998
>using an e-condom
pussy
>>76797988
t. Rasheed
Guess who's Jacob Rees-Mogg's least-favourite child is
>>76797898
phwoar
>>76797943
The vast majority of gun crime in this country is perpetrated by retarded nignogs shooting each other in inner city Detroit and other such shitholes. When people say we need stricter gun laws what they really mean is "we need to take guns away from belligerent niggers involved in gang wars and robberies."
>SSL prevents viruses
>>76797988
good lad
>>76798032
kek
>>76798051
>SLOW-vakia
>>76797749
enjoyed this post
might do a cheeky buy
Happy independence day
>>76798032
must have been so disappointed when he found it it was a girl
>>76798049
>just stay away from the ghettos
screeching
>>76798079
happy fourth of july
>A smell of recognition
>A face you barely loved
>Empty all your pockets
>Cos it’s time to go home
had a VERY intense nightmare last night which ended with me saying "that's why this is like this, it's because I don't believe anything" before a wave of sheer terror washes over me and my gf(in the dream) getting right up in my face and screaming DIE at me and then i wake up
remember the rest of it too but i doubt anyone would read it so cba to type it out
Greetings Comrads! When does the raid on /brit/ start? Got my snacks ready
>>76798107
>comrads
>>76798100
>>76798106
would roll you both, no questions asked
>>76798079
really enjoying your 4th of july traditions
>>76798106
*pulls up a chair*
do tell
>>76798100
did they ever record that one
>>76798107
Shit meant to post this in the discord, ignore this post lads
the irish leprechaun bf
>>76798121
why are they taking their pants off?
>>76792869
yeah first
fourth of july discord IN
>>76798134
it's ok sweaty xx
check your pms x
Watching the jerry springer show
imagine being a mid 40s mentally ill NEET who lives off a trust fund in a shitty flat in high wycombe and whose only friends are a ragtag bunch of inanimate teddybears and whose only objective in life is to make the exact same video 10 times a day every day until you die or get sectioned
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgJkZyn-AlQ
kino
A fly landed on my food
>>76798166
grim
dunno whether to fap or not lads, it's been about a week so i'll probably end up releasing in my sleep soon if I don't do something about it but I just can't be bothered
>>76798172
what food lad?
>>76798125
yes it's on spotify now you nonce
A bee bit my bottom
>>76798076
why are they this gay propaganda so hard?
every man should have the right to take responsibility for his own defence and not rely on the state
>>76798188
fap to tranny porn
>>76798166
*imagines it*
ok now what
A wasp stung my willy
>>76798205
what about WOMAN?
So am I pre-ordering FF12 to get a free T-shirt?
>>76798212
live it
https://vid.me/aEr9
just got done wanking to tranny porn
>>76798106
what you need lad is a cause to live for, a personal ideal to dedicate your life for. Thats the only real meaning to existence. Do tell more, quite like distressing dreams.
>>76798170
can we not find whoever makes these and put them to the sword?
>>76798191
settle down poppet
>>76798195
its the pride parade on saturday
they know they can make a killing by flogging their shitty flags to drunk benders on the day - its not propaganda, just business sense + supply/demand laws
>>76798232
child porn do not click
just got a call from an 020 number lads
have never had a wet dream
didnt even know they were possible
how do i do it
>>76798253
wonder why a pride parade has never been targeted by muzzies
is there something going on here?
>>76798209
unlikely
>>76798170
sort the comments by newest first on these kind of videos and you'll see literal babies posting, having a chucle to themselves
>>76798232
That's messed up, she must be so deep into debauchery, I really hate seeing women fall so far....
Ukraine is very aesthetic lads
>>76798286
they're already going to hell
I must racemix.
>>76798282
if you stop ejaculating for a while i think youll have one eventually
never had one either tho idk
anime
cringe at the thought of being 'european'
>>76798286
because its such an obvious target the police have it on lock (so far)
there are a lot more antiterror officers safeguarding Pride than there are on, say, a pop concert for teenage girls in Manchester
there was that mad jew who stabbed a bunch of people at pride a few years back though now i think about it
>>76798282
I normally have them if i dont wank for a week or so. When i was younger i used to have them nearly every night even if i wanked a few times that day.
>>76798282
leave your knob in a bucket of water overnight
>>76798290
they dont look like bit fat hairy men or whatever they literally look like women with dicks
nothing wrong with it
>>76798308
AAAAA NNNNNNNNNNUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
More Ukrainian aesthetics
yaoi
>>76798308
>smoker
dropped...
what would happen if I went to a pride parade with a union jack flag?
>>76798330
which continent is britain on again?
i can't teach english FOR SHIT
>>76798363
dude why do you have this pic saved it's a bit gay lol
just 'cause you're packin' packin', woop, down south
i feel like uk operators are pretty cool too tbqh
this guy is super dashing, for example
>>76798371
which one is russia on? which one is turkey on?
>>76798308
>>76798351
Is the war in Ukraine still going on? Haven't heard anything about it for a while
More Ukraine
>>76798373
>>76798308
is that a dragunov
if a bender jumps on your back would you leave him on or toss him off
>>76798400
Its a famas
>>76798369
if I was a soldier I would definitely smoke, could die at any minute fuck it la
it means each american right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thshr_PTgeI
>>76798392
are you trying to imply it is disputed which continent the uk is a part of?
>>76798399
ikr
>>76798411
do americans only eat these orange sausages or do they have normal brown sausages too
>>76798411
ate two hot dogs yesterday
>>76798401
tossing him off sounds better than being anally violated
>>76798412
>british teeth
LOL
>>76798394
yes
>>76798439
kiwi
had no idea buck teeth got that big
>>76798435
nah they only eat stuff where the source of the meat can't be determined
fuck off
>>76798351
>>76798308
>>76798395
The 'Moderate Rebels' of east europe
>>76798427
the overwhelming majority of britons are descended from people who came across the doggerland at the end of the last ice age
we aren't even the same species as 'europeans'
>>76798435
they have normal sausages but they call them 'brats' or something cos muh german heritage
i never had my dick sucked by a man befo
but you gon be the first you little trick ass ho
There's something us rorkes and rasheeds can agree upon.
>>76798435
Americans honestly think their lame hotdogs are some high class gourmet item and get very angry if you insult a "Chicago" dog or something
>>76798462
tbf that's all sausages, unless you make em yourself
business idea: make my own sausages
>>76798427
>>76798371
it's a maymay, we are european through and through
>>76798301
>>76798241
it's literally all foreigners mostly arabs
Azov Kot
>>76798464
Azov is a predominantly fascist paramilitary and does not claim to be moderate
CANNOT be arsed to pack up all my belongings from my flat and put them into the back of a van by midnight tonight
>>76798477
disgusting rorke bastard
>>76798458
they don't, it's fake lad
hmm so police forces know muzzies hate gays so make sure pride events are on lockdown but if you say that publicly you get lynched by lefties for being racist.
not sure if my nut can fathom that one
cat
>>76798465
your country is on the continent of europe, therefore it is a european country. dumbfuck. that's like saying america isn't north american because le it's made up of europeans and africans X)))
retard
dog
rate todays haul
im going home for a nap now tbqh
>>76798504
why fake that though
>>76798498
the hard way it is sunshine
*boots your door down*
>>76798510
haha i like it
>>76798516
what the FUCK
donkey
>>76798480
it's usually just all the shit they don't use from a pig
you don't know whats going into frankfurters
probably only a small percentage is actual meat anyway
happy 4th of july!!
>>76798516
>that flag
>that post
>>76798531
for bantz obvs
mama don't lie to me
>>76798477
that girls proper fit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPu4aUY8uDE
>>76798526
why would you read books with outdated knowledge in them?
>when you get the pump going
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-x59ON5Q88
>>76798509
they make them hold pride events as far away from muslim neighbourhoods as possible so as not to anger them
I'm not even joking
>>76798526
alri grandad
>>76798550
swear she was on corrie
what happened to the rest of them?
>>76798477
what is this and how was it allowed
>>76798543
this reply
>>76798514
>let me tell you about your country
jog on sep
we aren't european
>>76798569
but according to lefties thats got nothing to do with islamic homophobia (which doesn't even exist)?
>>76798514
did you not see my post
it's a popular meme to pretend we're not european
ahaha cant believe it
>coloured gentlemen
>female journalist
>elderly man who is not a teetotaller
what a riot! who could have imagined such wacky and unlikely characters?
>>76798584
the one that made it though
Got the yawns lads.
>>76798610
I know, I just feel like arguing against someone who has no argument
>>76798613
>that capitalisation
shan't be reading
>>76798607
yeah also nothing to do with the fact that suspected gays get flung to their deaths from high rise carparks in muslim countries
>>76798495
>Azov is a predominantly fascist paramilitary and does not claim to be moderate
Well yes and the same can be said about the so-called moderates in Syria. Yet EU and NATO backed them both when it is convenient.
>>76798584
survival of the fittest and so on
the ones that dont fall down will survive and go on to bear more non-gutter-falling children
we owe so much to darwin for inventing evolution
>>76798629
kek fair enough
>>76798607
why even bother trying to pick apart their completely obvious bulshit?
they obviously don't care how hard they doublethink
they think of all non-whites as basically wild animals anyways with zero ability to think for themselves so putting pride near a muslim community for them is like baiting a dog
>>76798607
nobody thinks that except farleft loonies
stop with your strawmanning
my my my did someone leave the runt cage unlocked?
you know you're forbidden from being out here, come now
*ushers you back into the cage*
*gobes you a quick kick up the arse before slamming the door shut*
bloody runts
fascism is kino
Just had some biltong lads
Good stuff, way better than pork scratchings
Was in the shower, here's more aesthetics
>>76798644
Azov are the nationalists who poste no threat to anyone outside of Ukriane, Russia is expansionist and is a concern for all of Europe. And they are one battalion that survives on volunteers, they're not the Ukrainian army, nor the entirety of the Ukrainian resistance
We're not talking about Syria
>>76798682
tastes like shit lad
>>76798680
ummm
nah
not really
>>76798610
you're an idiot and you're doubly an idiot for pandering to a submental yankoid.
"continents" are 100% about subjective opinion and cultural perception, there's no meaningful reason eurasia should be separated from africa and even less of a reason europe should be separated from asia save for cultural and nationalistic reasons. the urals are about as arbitrary a dividing line as you can get, they don't signify any major shift in plates or anything else of the sort
britain is as much 'european' as russia or turkey is, i.e. not at all
aahhahajhajahjaha
>Azov are the nationalists who poste no threat to anyone outside of Ukriane, Russia is expansionist and is a concern for all of Europe. And they are one battalion that survives on volunteers, they're not the Ukrainian army, nor the entirety of the Ukrainian resistance
>We're not talking about Syria
>>76798695
hello leftypol
>>76798664
dont see anyone from the left exposing their absurd doublethink so they must all be far-left loonies
>>76798702
(You) for the effort, did not read it though just felt sorry
The British Isles are their own continent, this is a well established fact
>>76798680
His mustache looks ridiculous close up. Who took a chunk out of the right side
Hey could you lot keep it down? I'm trying to catch some sleep.
every time I see a post that's more than a sentence I think it must be copypasta but then when it isn't I do naught but laugh at the sad freak
>>76798733
>y-you hab no argument lmao
screeching ampersand howling
*does a song and dance*
haha bet they can hear me in australia
FUCK SAKE I've just realised I threw away my sample tubes thinking they were just buffer and now I've got to start the day's work from scratch again
honestly considering just going home and drinking
>>76798214
just me :3
I DID NOT fedora post in response
>>76798702
>"continents" are 100% about subjective opinion
stopped reading there. you don't get to make up geological facts. there is no dispute on which continent the uk belongs to
this is hilarious if this isn't elaborate bait
>>76798722
thats because youre sitting in yer mums basement lad
if you went outside you would
>>76798708
Nothing fedora about my post, you just don't have an argument even when you went out of your way to start one
>>76798693
You'd know you fucking bumpolisher
might be getting bbq takeout to celebrate independence day lads
>Nothing fedora about my post, you just don't have an argument even when you went out of your way to start one
*opens my fedora folder*
>>76798708
Thanks A LOT dickhead now he thinks I fedora'd him
>>76798553
wew
HOWLING
SCREECHING
CATERWAULING
>>76798804
My dad just repeatedly "asked" me for 15 minutes to cut my hair
>>76798808
Where did you find this picture of me?
>>76798779
europe=asia(!)
>>76798883
Sit on his willy
>Nothing fedora about my post, you just don't have an argument even when you went out of your way to start one
>>76798857
>CATERWAULING
Stop trying to push this, it's the worst variant of 'creasing'
reminder auschwitz was only a work camp
>>76798883
hope you told him to fuck off tbqh
if my da tried to tell me what to do with my hair id smash him into paste with a blow of my nose
No sleep, 2 keys made my nose bleed
>>76798883
cut your dick off as well
twats
My dad just repeatedly "asked" me for 15 minutes to probe my anus
>>76798883
How you looking these days Monica, post a photo for the lads
reminder the gulags were only low budget prisons
>>76798883
better do it or move the fuck out his house
>>76798779
the UK is part of Doggerland
>>76798906
fuck off
>>76798930
She's...beautiful
>>76798936
ah yes free sauna how awful
>>76798883
so have you like not told him yet or
Remember that unit 731 were just undertrained junior nurses
>>76798946
>insane taxes
ther americans paid 4% of what the average englishmen paid in tax
this was increased to 6% of the average englishmans tax, which caused them to revolt
god forbid you actually contribute anything for once
Mind is absolutely blown
>>76798897
https://www.google.com/search?q=what+continent+is+britain+on&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8
>>76798779
if you can't read don't bother replying bumface
here i'll keep it short for your ritalin-addled attention span: which continent does russia belong to? how can it belong to two if it's on one contiguous landmass?
>>76798966
are you a brit abroad or what
what's your story
>>76798975
>>https://www.google.com/
virus do not click
https://twitter.com/makenna_mg/status/880163875672412162
the yank gf
The Cheka were only a concerned neighbourhood watch
>>76798988
no story
just changed the ol' 'g
>>76798980
here i'll keep it short for your ritalin-addled attention span: the continent on which the uk is a part of is not disputed, nor has it ever been disputed
https://www.google.com/search?q=what+continent+is+britain+on&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8
>>76798970
Funny how all the greedy Jew Englishmen fucked off to America
>alright lads we just fought a fat war with the French and the coffers are near empty! Fancy giving us a little bit more for a few years so we can keep the Empire going?
>[autistic screeching]
>if you can't read don't bother replying bumface
>here i'll keep it short for your ritalin-addled attention span: which continent does russia belong to? how can it belong to two if it's on one contiguous landmass?
>>76799002
fuck off ryan you nonce
>shower
>cant stop feeling up my new clean + smooth body
>masturbate + cum all over my chest
>have to shower again
ah yes
the daily routine
>>76799002
Orange paedo cunt
>>76799002
disgusting nonce twat
>>76799006
India=/=Asian(!)
>bumface
BURRNN
>>76799033
your ritalin-addled attention span is acting up now. try and stay focused. we're talking about the uk, which isn't disputed over which continent it is on
>>76799022
me when i shave my balls
Love feet
Simple as
can just imagine this fat yank working up a sweat desperately editing wikipedia articles trying to pretend we're part of Europe
>>76799015
he was the one using christmas island and various other flags yesterday(?)
i think
just sank my fork into my pie and a dozen hairy spiders streamed out and climbed up the fork and skittered up my sleeves and up past my collar and into my mouth and down my throat
>>76799083
fuck off ryan you nonce
>>76799080
Kek
>>76799088
how was work josie
Plans for the rest of today?
>>76799080
we are tbf
>>76799088
oh yaaar
>>76799092
FOY
@83
no that was someone else you nonce
>>76799088
go 2 bed
>>76799105
fuck off ryan
ruining my life atm
>>76799101
nap + play dwarf fortress probs
ive been out and about since 0930, im all tuckered out ;^3
don't reply to nonce attention seekers
don't reply to yanks
simple as
Jerry springer show is fucking HILARIOUS
SCREAMING at the everyday lives of yanks
>>76799088
Cause the child rose's light
Tried to reveal what I could feel
But this loneliness
It just won't leave me alone
>>76799131
doing what
>>76799120
FOY
>>76799155
Been out and about innit
>>76799115
alri
>>76799103
alri
>>76799098
alri
what's some good music lads?
nothing old or shit, preferably british
>>76799163
doing what
>>76799155
walking around
i showed my mate Harold round the london library
had lunch in chinatown
v busy
>The Slovak Republic
>>76799170
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmRbSFvh_90
>>76799176
that bloke is staring at you
>my mate Harold
>>76799176
fob
>>76799170
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYDfwUJzYQg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkFMJ4-ai1I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBQ2305fLeA
primus?
ryan aka ulster is a nonce who got permabanned and now posts from various proxies
>i showed my mate Harold round the london library
>had lunch in chinatown
>>76799165
Good day.
had a czechoslovakian au pair when i was a kid called Mira
she was a vegan pacifist and used to do yoga in the kitchen at 6am
then one day she announced she was leaving the uk to join some sort of fringe seperatist Czech battallion or something haha
dancing in the moonlight
everybodys feeling warm and bright
its such a fine and natural sight
ev-ve-ry bod-ys dan-cing in the moon-light
>>76799170
https://youtu.be/TZXwJcc1u-I
>my mate harold
>>76799176
FOB
>>76798553
BUNDA
just going to bump this to 310 so the janny doesn't cry too much
>>76799292
good lad
'preciate ya
testt
>>76799926
hello