/brit/

cant find a job and running out of money. not looking good for me lads. might just cut my losses and end it.

hungry but i don't want to get out of bed and there's fuckall in the cupboards

>>76795522
You are a paedophile, you are a nonce, you're a perv, you're a slot badger, you're a two pin DIN plug, you're a bush dodger, you're a small bean regarder, you're a unabummer, you're a nut administrator, you're a bent ref, you're The Crazy World of Arthur Brown, you're a fence foal, you're a free willy, you're a chimney bottler, you're a bunty man, you're a shrub rocketeer...

>>76795522

Noncey McThaiface

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what do you think of this epic meme I just created

not seen any evidence to suggest that thailad is a niece but I believe he is.

>>76795545
>Brasseye
Top lad

>>76795558
Wrong

I'm a nephew

anyone remember the boxxy meme

>>76795573
you're a nonce

Brits are more obsessed with pedophiles than any other country I've seen. Makes me think they might be trying to repress something.

>>76795492
how long did it take you to think of this?

>>76795586
*recoils*
Ah, the 200th time this week.. I am...defeated.

>>76795594
bit like you lot and cuckolding

>>76795602
Ahh trolled again!! Simply ebin...

stop enabling the nonce
do not feed it (You)s you sick bastards

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THAILAD!!!!

>>76795619
hmm so you admit it then

Okay so I may be a nonce, but whats wrong with it? Literally nobody can come up with a good argument, so you just resort to name calling, pathetic

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>>76795664

Yes, actually a Jew. Alt-Right sympathizer, former Leftist socialist. Philo-Semite, but Leftist Jews are a cancer to us all. Worldview based on reality.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5_-ou6H7eg

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I like Thailad because he's the same age as me. Makes me feel less like I don't belong here any more

Hey Thailad post that one pic of that one asian girl please

You know the one...

>>76795666
honestly dont see the difference between queers and pedos, both sick fetishes

>>76795666
you're not the real thailad

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>>76795696

Thailad? He's a nonce mate.

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have to go to "work" soon

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>>76795706
Thanks la

Here, have this pic of a typical Yank poster in return

>>76795705
he has very bad luck with timing unfortunately.
>>76795738
Thanks!

>>76795608

FONC

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>mfw wimbledon ball girls

>>76795785

Nonce

death to amerikkka

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you can say anything you want to women as long as you're good looking.

a hot guy saying something misogynistic is funny, an ugly guy saying it is a disgusting creep who is a virgin because he hates women.

your looks create your personality

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>>76795758

png posters should be killed

>>76795816
Safe to say we've established this

>>76795665
he was right though desu

>>76795816
true, feels good being a hot guy

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>your looks create your personality

>>76795816
>women like attractive men
why is it so hard for you runtoids to deal with reality
half of you would blow a lass off for pointy elbows

eating some spicy spicy noodles

why is soy sauce so fucking nice

>>76795877
It's always good to watch a solid 9/10 being picked apart for silly things. Not like it would be the same irl

Thought it was friday haha almost cracked open my world famous midday friday beer

>>76795930
headlines here are going mental about it.

booked today off work. pretty fucking bored tbqh. current plans include having a maccies for lunch then smoking some herbal with a few beers. any more suggestions?

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Heather Graham?
Why yes, I am a fan.

>>76795890
salt + msg

broke up with the gf today
never noticed until now how pointy her elbows were
can't have that walking next to me in public

>>76795949

Artistic photoshoot of your penis

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is there anything worse than a fat white bitch?

this fat cunt sat in her plane seat, then spied on the private conversation of the man next to her, who complained about how fat she was. and she calls this harassment.

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>why yes i am slovakian

>>76795991
alright sheed

>>76795991
>Whitney Tay Whore

>>76795949

read a book

>>76795991
all fat people are disgusting and should die

thailad is a fat nonce bastard

>>76795991
despise fat people desu
wanted to speak to my therapist about it but she's fat too
obesity is an epidemic
wish the gubbamint would do something about it

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>read a book

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>>76795995
she's american

just booked my amtrak from detroit to chicago, business class

>>76796041
>>76796034
methinks the yanks doth protest too much

(i'm calling you both fatties)

Do foreigners have beans on toast?

>>76796063
>gif
fuck off

>>76796041
Hello commie twat

It's my right to get fat if I want to in a free society

>>76796084
Only Aussies afaia

>>76796099
decrepit gimmick

>>76796012
chubby chaser

>>76796140
repressed paki

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzO3rzuQ1Ys

What separates us from the animals, what separates us from the chaos, is our ability to mourn people we've never met

>>76795961
https://www.reddit.com/r/nsfwCelebArchive/comments/1m6o7f/heather_graham/

>>76796178
repressed black man who need a fat white bitch

>>76796115

and it's our right to be repulsed by the sight of you and having to smell you

not a fan of muslims but I can really see where they come from on pork, I hate it

love pork

>>76796190
to think how many times i've rewatched these over the years

*places a roll of blue paper on the desk in front of you and smooths it out, revealing the intricate drawings and writings that cover its surface*

The plan, gentlemen, is as follows....
At 12 o'clock, midday, I shall swallow 30 milligrams of amphetamine sulphate. The drug will enter my body and begin to have its effect around 20 minutes post intake.
However, at a quarter past 12, I shall be cracking open *places a can of stella on the table to gasps and mutterings* this very pint, and I shall be DRINKING IT *several of you turn away and the fat sweaty thai man starts mopping his brow and comforting the small child on his lap*.

This, I believe, will provide me with the perfect combination of stimulation and sedation to overcome all obsticals in my path.
*sets a 5 minute timer on my watch*
Are there any objections?

>>76796212
>bacon
>pork ribs
>sausages

You are NOT British. Get out of this thread and then go hang yourself you fucking dick pipe.

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>>76796185
>this is what happens when you coddle nazis instead of crushing them

>>76796205
>raging about white women with his wing wong between his fingers
howling

>>76796185
how dare like minded individuals you disagree with be allowed to meet and discuss their ideas

>>76795961
whats the difference between you and slovenia?

>>76796254
ah yes my ideas about how to kill all niggers

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>>76796185
>the antifa cries out in pain as he strikes you

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>I don't smoke

saw a nigger wanking in the toilet today approx. 4:35am

>>76796063
>small chebs
prefer her when she is clothed desu

>>76796244
>ooga booga wher da chubby whites at

>>76796265
they've been doing that to europeans for years

>>76796265
yes im sure they were all discussing how to kill niggers instead of how to fight against the leftist propaganda likely infesting their school

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>If my son was born in the UK he'd be dead

>He's alive, but a complete vegetable

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4663824/American-father-boy-six-says-Trump-saved-Charlie-Gard.html

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>>76796257
Я нe cтpaнa
>>76796292
appalling taste

>>76796333
is he ok

imagine thinking that was a good post haha

Why are all the foreigners on /brit/ so fucking racist?

You do realise you're all foreign right?

>be british
>walk by sharia controlled zone on way home
>avoid the multiple death trucks approaching you
>cut dinner with plastic knife while being filmed by government
>get arrested for forgetting to pay tv license

>>76796333
ah yes parental guilt

>>76796241
I'm more british than you rasheed

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Happy 4th of July lads

>>76796235
Enjoyed this post but reckon most won't read it

>>76796339
might need more of this lass

How's the finding a girlfriend coming along lads ?

>mcdonalds do delivery now

why?

>>76796407
still too early
noon but feels like 7 in the morning

charlie hebdo

>>76796387
>been hooking up with girl
>nothing too serious
>fall for her pretty hard
>go out to club with her and someother friends
>her and her friends talk about how they cant wait to make out with random dudes once they get there
>she says this after having sex with me the night before

why are girls so cruel? should i just be an alpha and be glad i fucked her and move on?

>>76796339
had a wank to that set before

>>76796415
could get a gf with ease but don't want oen

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Is Aisha antisemitic now? Genuine question, tweeting a load of Palestinian flags at a news story involving an Israeli Jew is pretty odd.

on an elton john binge

Oi
bin that knife

>>76796417
Holy fuck they actually deliver to my house as well

What the fuck how didn't I know about this

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>>76796411
you're out of luck
well maybe not because i have a couple of someone even better imo

>>76796415

got one, it's not as good as it seems

>>76796185

drexel, ted x, next x, this is the time to be doing this

thoughts on charlie hebdo lads

love big soft sainsbury's cookies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMnQzmKsXu8

>>76796417
shame I don't eat that shite

>>76796522
>>been hooking up with girl
>>nothing too serious
>>fall for her pretty hard
>>go out to club with her and someother friends
>>her and her friends talk about how they cant wait to make out with random dudes once they get there
>>she says this after having sex with me the night before
>why are girls so cruel? should i just be an alpha and be glad i fucked her and move on?

>>76796518
unfunny shite
only muslims would get annoyed by anything they do

remind me to go to primark

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>>76796534
baffling post

>>76796537
t. Povvo runtlet

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>ah yes my ideas about how to kill all niggers

>>76796534
be glad you didn't get the clap silly shart

>>76796562
nowt wrong with primark
£2 for a tshirt
just buy a dozen of them and you'll be reet

you're not one of those mongs who spends stupid amounts of money on clothes that are basically the same as primark stuff?

If I take benzos before I lose my virginity to an escort, will they affect my ability to get hard?

>>76796417
mcd's goes to shit within literally 5 minutes
especially the fries. they turn all soggy and shitty within a few minutes of leaving the fryer
mcd's in general is just bad, low quality food
they need to up their game
even taco bell is better and taco bell has always been the poor man's fast food

the first time i went to a prossie i was off my mind on cocaine and booze and i couldn't get hard and she snorted almost a gram of my stuff just to add insult to injury

>>76796562

they do some decent stuff at a reasonable price

>>76796537
its called pennys

drumpfkins

>>76796602
fast food is the poor man's fast food

>>76796615
it's called penneys

>>76796638
hmmmmmmmm

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Eat my arse meat, lads

>>76796602
nah
you're thinking of american mcdonalds
in the uk it lasts a bit longer

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the ruler of france and macron

caught some rare pokemonsters

>>76796588
>£2 for a tshirt
I bet it has some shit like a black and white New York skyline on it.

I'm 5'11 and only weigh 9 stone 11 lbs so I eat the worst crap as much as I can daily to try to gain weight and nothing happens. I ate Maccies every day for 2 months once and there was no difference

used to eat burger king bacon whatever they're called burgers on the way home from school for about a year, had to stop cause i was feeling sick
would just sit out on the table in front eating a burger and reading the economist

>>76796679
nah
£2 for a plain black tshirt
bargain

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>the economist

>>76796710
yeah yeah i know but i was 18

>>76796679
it actually has some pretty nice stuff. They basically copy all the successful shops clothes

for cheap shit that doesn't look like it was cheap
h&m >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>rest

men = shit

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/40482108/gurls-talk-adwoa-aboah-on-creating-a-safe-space-for-women

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>>76796638
people spend upwards of $600/mo on fast food
that's enough money to mortgage a new house, or finance a new car
it's hardly the "poor man's" food

>>76796685
I'm 6'1 and stuck at 68kg
tried the same, think it's just an age thing (only 20)

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>>76796685
all you're doing is getting saturated fat (and whatever else maccies put into their shit, maybe some meat) and making your body worse in the process

>>76796760
>people spend upwards of $600/mo on fast food
lmbo maybe in clapistan fuck me

>>76796754
uniqlo is good too

>>76796685
>>76796769
I'm 5'7 and 70kg
lots of muscle mass

>>76796769
manlet fuck off

>>76796756
>a 'safe space' for women
already exists and it's called A KITCHEN

the lightweight is an advantage on the downhill

>>76796760
>people spend upwards of $600/mo on fast food
the US is truly a bizarre place

>>76796799
this hurts me

Afternoon lads.
Afternoon nonce.

>>76796685

doesn't matter if you eat crap if you don't eat enough calories
drink 2 litres of full fat milk every day and then come back in september and tell me you're still 9 stone

>>76796829
>drink 2 litres of full fat milk every day
explosive sharts

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>>76796801
Frogggggggggggggggggggggggggie

>>76796769

you are as bad as a fat bitch who says they "can't lose weight" and "have tried every diet, they don't work!"

>>76796827
why feed thailand's ego

>>76796769
literally just eat more

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fuck drumpf

women are made to be bullied

>>76796769
Get inside! A gust of wind is approaching!

>>76796839
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAAAbwEtZRo
no pain no gain

Would you kill yourself if you could guarantee it'd be instantaneous?

quite close to offing myself. just not cut-out for life it seems.

>>76796235
Actually enjoyed this post, didn't think I would do.

The fat thai man making an appearance really noshed my noodle

>>76796853
>>76796864
actually I did get up to 74kg but I felt like a fat fuck stuffing my face all the time. was such a hassle making/ buying food all the time so I stopped and went down to 68
all the cardio I do isn't helping, I might even be lower these days

literally no excuse for being fat

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master race

>>76796437
You're whining about it on the internet ergo you can never be an alpha in this situation

>>76796952
jews are the master race, i agree

>>76796919
do you like this one:

Me: racism is bad.

White girls: ???

Me: henlo u smol beans, teh racism makes me a heckin sad pupper

White girls: say no more, we'll stop.

>>76796952
>nigger brown hair and nigger brown eyes
not white

>>76796945

start lifting then
you could fill out to 100kg easily at your height

>>76796685
Because one meal of maccies made up most of what you were eating for the day, runt

Try eating maccies for breakfast, lunch and dinner then tell me you don't gain wait

>>76796853
not really
I feel healthier being skinny, I'd prefer to stay like this

>>76796937
>>76796937

brits not welcome

>>76796952
get the feeling styx randomly rants to himself when the camera isn't recording

>>76796952
guy on the right looks like jesus

haha lads remember that time those pakis flew some planes into those buildings in jew york?

>>76796952
that isn't mexie

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-40481689

how much is two fifths?

>>76797011
FONT FONT FONT FONT FONT FONT FONT FONT FONT FONT FONT FONT FONT FONT FONT FONT FONT FONT FONT FONT FONT FONT FONT FONT FONT FONT FONT FONT FONT FONT FONT FONT FONT FONT FONT FONT FONT FONT FONT FONT FONT FONT FONT FONT FONT FONT FONT

>>76797011
honestly don't think i could fug a lass i've never even met
would just feel weird

FOURTH OF POOLY

>>76797011
i dont get it

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just showed my mate Harold around the london library

am now ready to actionpost my day

>>76797011
angry that i got an erection from this
angry that a n'mal is posting

>>76797049
read the first line

>>76797024
>Two-fifths (39%)
hmm

>>76797034
literally so bent you've collapsed the space-time continuum

cats love pints of milk

>>76797059
still don't get it

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BMI is 27 lads
need to lose 2 stone

>>76796982
Nah, it was awful, why do you ask?

>>76797075
except they are lactose intolerant after they aren't kittens sucking on their moms anymore

>>76796990
life at 100kg sounds painful, even though I'd like to be bigger I'd like to retain my skinniness
was lifting when I was a 74kg fatso but don't have the money for a gym membership right now

>>76797089
fucking stupid thick yank cunt thick fucking idiot dumb yank

>>76797097
>moms
foy, foy and die

>>76797065
wrong

>>76797115
fucking retard

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even the alleys are posh in central london

>>76797109
still don't get it

>>76797092
BMI? Big Mac Intake?

>>76797105

74kg at 6'2" is still skeletal mode mate

>>76797092
fat lad

red-pill me on barnstaple. cant find jobs in my city so having to expand my scope.

>5'8
>18 stone skinnyfat and cant change

REE

Barnstaple /ˈbɑːrnstəbəl/ (About this sound listen) or /ˈbɑːrnstəpəl/[1] is the main town of North Devon, England, and possibly the oldest borough in the United Kingdom. It is a former river-port, located at the lowest crossing-point of the River Taw, flowing into the Bristol Channel.

From the 14th century, it was licensed to export wool, since the merchants claimed that the town had been declared a free borough in Saxon times. This brought great wealth to Barnstaple, whose town centre still preserves a medieval layout and character. Later the town became an importer of Irish wool, but its harbour silted up, and it developed other industries, such as shipbuilding, foundries and sawmills. Its Victorian market survives, with its high glass and timber roof on iron columns. Barnstaple railway station is the terminus of a branch line from Exeter, known as the Tarka Line.

Since 1974, Barnstaple has been a civil parish governed by town council.[2] The parish itself had a population of 24,033[3] and including the satellite settlements known as the Barnstaple Town Area, it is 53,514.

>>76797127
>grey sky
naturally

>>76797168
sun 24/7 is boring.

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lot of gay ads here :^3

Just bought 100 quid worth of tranny drugs

Business idea: a charity that provides insulin shots, free tutoring and foreskin reconstruction surgery to yanks

>>76797135
I'm 185cm so the lower end of 6'1
yeah I don't know why but I felt like a fat cunt at the time even though it wasn't a lot. felt uncomfortable on my internal organs or something and always felt like my belly was sticking out even though my frame is decently wide

how 2 undo the travesty that is post-war/social housing

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manlets btfo

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>:^3

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>>76797215

>>76797187
grey sky 24/7 is boring and depressing

>>76797153

*can't be bothered to change

Need a kooky short-hair cutie gf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTnf9N_HlbA

>>76797214
Look at all those nonwhite faces. Could be Africa

>>76797222
probably but how is that relevant?

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>>76797215
needs to be photoshopped with one of these crying gatto menes

>been hooking up with girl
>nothing too serious
>fall for her pretty hard
>go out to club with her and someother friends
>her and her friends talk about how they cant wait to make out with random dudes once they get there
>she says this after having sex with me the night before

why are girls so cruel? should i just be an alpha and be glad i fucked her and move on??

>>76797246
already did it a couple days ago >>76797221

>>76797243
we're talking about england

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I could lose weight
but I enjoy eating
it's the only reason I haven't killed myself

>>76797251
my advice would be to fuck off normie twat

would it be too edgy if I wrote "I am a lonely soul" on my suicide note?

stand for america lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nH8dYuoBC4w

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might pop into the international striptease spectacular advertised here later

I laugh when I walk past people just to make them feel self conscious

>>76797270
and...?

why the fuck are yanks so obsessed with quebec?

>>76797290
would twat you right in the face if I ever saw your runty self squeaking at me on the street

>>76797095
its one of my most favourite posts of recent times

just walked by some twat laughing to himself

think he might have been a few spoons short of a cutlery drawer

>>76797301
americans couldnt even find quebec on a map given 20 chances

>>76797273
Me too. Just had two steak pies from the butchers for dinner.

dad emailed me last night
called me a faggot

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any 13 colonies lads in

ultimately, losing weight is more satisfying than eating

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the dins

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*creates a country full of diversity that puts culture and hard work above race*
*quickly surpasses the west*

>>76797336
fuck off yank

how do i stop falling in love with any girl that hooks up with me/

>>76797313
then why do they keep banging on about quebec

>>76797336
get back to work noW

>>76797351
first to fall

>>76797363
realize how pathetic you're being

>>76797369
its 23:46 u twizzler

just ate a bunch of vitaweats because /brit/ mocked me for being skinny

>>76797400
no not

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based

>>76797426
crush hed

>>76797389
i know its pathetic. doesnt help

>>76797153
>5'8
>18 stone
>skinnyfat
There's fuck all skinny about you, you obese cunt, you are honestly fat as fuck

>>76797448
FONYT

not in a good place

>>76797450
how can you be this dense

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am i doomed to inceldom

Just in case any dubliner is lurking this thread: how easy or hard it is to find a shit 40 hours job (factory shit, cashier, most probably kitchen porter) over Dublin if my English is reasonably good? How long would it take? Some spaniard told me he had seen brazilians with an A2 level of English holding those types of jobs. Are they really getting paid dem 9 euros per hour which is the minimum wage in Éire?

>>76797473
Explain it to me then Bruce

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O say can you see, by the dawn's early light,
What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming,
Whose broad stripes and bright stars through the perilous fight,
O'er the ramparts we watched, were so gallantly streaming?
And the rockets' red glare, the bombs bursting in air,
Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there;
O say does that star-spangled banner yet wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave?

On the shore dimly seen through the mists of the deep,
Where the foe's haughty host in dread silence reposes,
What is that which the breeze, o'er the towering steep,
As it fitfully blows, half conceals, half discloses?
Now it catches the gleam of the morning's first beam,
In full glory reflected now shines in the stream:
'Tis the star-spangled banner, O long may it wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave.

And where is that band who so vauntingly swore
That the havoc of war and the battle's confusion,
A home and a country, should leave us no more?
Their blood has washed out their foul footsteps' pollution.
No refuge could save the hireling and slave
From the terror of flight, or the gloom of the grave:
And the star-spangled banner in triumph doth wave,
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave.

O thus be it ever, when freemen shall stand
Between their loved homes and the war's desolation.
Blest with vict'ry and peace, may the Heav'n rescued land
Praise the Power that hath made and preserved us a nation!
Then conquer we must, when our cause it is just,
And this be our motto: 'In God is our trust.'
And the star-spangled banner in triumph shall wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEbZnBy5T8s

>>76797474
your problem isn't your looks

>>76797474
your problem is your looks

>>76797485
You don't need to speak English to be a kitchen porter so you'll probably be alright. You'll probably only be a cashier in a shop run by another Spaniard though

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>O say can you see, by the dawn's early light,

>>76797427
is this why overpriced places like five guys, GB, handmade burger co have exploded in recent years

>>76797485
easy enough but the pay will be terrible. Brazillian monkeys all have jobs in dublin and their english is shit. I think a lot of them work illegally too

>moving to dublin
howling

been with the gf for a year and a half and she always says "I love you" and I'm like hmm yeah I love you too

thing is, I like her a lot but I'm pretty sure I don't actually love her.

https://twitter.com/Liam_O_Hare/status/881542649035071488


me on the drum

>>76797584
font

>>76797554
also I'm 90% sure the brazillians aren't on minimum wage for the most part since a lot get hired illegally. I know that a lot of them live with like 6 or 7 people to one tiny apartment so they obviously can't afford rent that much

Not a fan of this work business, how hard is life on the dole these days?

>>76797554
>I think a lot of them work illegally too
Yeah that's my main worry. I can work my ass off if the pay is 9 euros per hour, even after having checked how rents are in Dublin, but I don't think I can compete to actual illegal thirdworlders.

Business idea: Cheese toastie with a fried egg on top

>>76797622
shite but think of it as an investment. get in now so you're already past the application stage when corbyn ups the benes

>>76797594
drummer is giving it socks kek

>>76797625
€9.50 an hour or whatever it is isn't really that great when the cost of living here is 3 times what it is in spain

>>76797599
The famine is over, why don't you go home?

>>76797661
>giving it socks
don't get this phrase

>>76797677
like when Malfoy gives dobby socks in harry potter

*gives it socks*

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street kot

*gives it some welly*

love my country lads
love it so much

>>76797731

NEW

>>76797664
i never left

>>76797661
Some kitchen porters in Spain cannot even afford to rent a cheap flat, which, from what I've seen, you can do in Dublin. Also there are few chances of even finding a kitchen porter job in Spain kek.

>>76795991
Is she calling her fat in WhatsApp? Or is he manspreadIng?

>>76796417
Taking the shit from street to the home. Based maccas

>>76796442
Something along the lines

>>76797049
Let me know when you get it