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step outside sunshine edition
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How are the twinks in the UK?
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hate brits
love freedom

simple as
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Dad, why are you so inbred?
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>>76794227
love Ireland
hate the republicans

simple as
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>>76794239
plump and ready
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>>76794247
the state of molyneux's pencil neck
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>>76794261
twat
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>>76794261
Plump is good in the right areas, and eagerness is always sexy.
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YANKEY POO POO MICROWAVES HIS POO
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>>76794255
yeah wondered why it was green, never used the 4chanX way to start a thread before
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Really need a boy who looks like a girl gf
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might do gay sex with a transvestite
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alri
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>>76794290
Helps it go down the toilet better, saves tons of money on plumbing

You don't do this?
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YANKEY DOO DOO GIVE ME A RUSTY TROMBONE
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NEED a gf who looks like a boy who looks like a girl
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do Americans really take a poo then put it in the microwave to heat up?
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Sure traps are fine, but a transvestite might be taking it a tad too far.
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*steps on the pedal I nicked from my mum's sewing machine*
*two rooms away in the kitchen you hear the microwave roar into life and begin revving loudly as I play with the pedal*
*winks at you*
cuppa?
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Official thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzRhFH5OyHo
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> HELLO BRUCE WOULD YOU LIKE SOME OF MY MICROWAVED POO

> NO AMERICAN NO I DO NOT
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>>76794355
>trap
>transvestite
literally the same thing
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Keith u here m8?
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>>76794352
Yes
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>>76794367
The funniest thing about that song is that it was originally produced by a British writer making fun of Americans.
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thailad aroooo
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>>76794380
fuck off nonce
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>doing group assessment for the first time in my course
>get left out
>get paired up with a hot new girl (along with some other dude i never talk to)
>start doing the work
>she types so slow and has no idea what she is doing
>everybody is finished by the time class is over and we've barely done any work
h-help
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>>76794363
alri even stevens
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>>76794239
hi
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Don't browse /pol/ but I know exactly what's going to happen to it. Mods will eventually get sick of all the kekistan stuff and start banning on sight, users will get mad and move to/create another *chan and their 'movement' will die. Literally happened dozens of times.
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>>76794416
hahahahahah that comic is totally epic!!!!!
I;m in tears!!
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>get on bus at 9am
>full of chimping out schoolkids
theres this one group of greek kids who i am honestly very close to throwing out the window
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>>76794416
need more details to give proper advice

is she retarded? or just new to typing? you could teach her how to type fairly easily. also it sounds like you're going to have to take control of the project. it's more work but you'll get a better grade, just make sure your teacher/professor sees you spearheading things. the goal is to impress them
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feel like I'm a few benches short of a picnic area
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>>76794416

I bet the hot girl and the guy start shagging, leaving you with all the work and you'll do it aswell.
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>>76794446
glad you liked it chum
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>>76794373
when I think of transvestite I think of butch middle aged men dressed as woman in soho
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feel like i'm a few bricks short of a shithouse
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couple a sandwiches short of a hamper
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>>76794473
no problem my good newfound friend
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>>76794459
>is she retarded? or just new to typing?
honestly have no idea
she said she already finished the course but failed one subject so i have no idea what the fuck she's on about
i told her to just give me all the work next week and i'll fly through it no 'oblem
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current gf is pretty decent but my next gf absolutely cannot be a fucking vegetarian, and must have better cooking skills and taste.

If she doesn't like steak and blue cheese she's getting the boot, in short.
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>>76794449
Not much you can do to stop children of that age. Can't give them a clip round the lughole, can't kick their legs out from under them and can't grab them by the scruff of the neck and throw them off the bus in front of their mates anymore.
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>>76794470
the guy is like a 45 year old colombian manlet (who is married)
don't know what to make of that
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>>76794506
good post
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>>76794506
>gf
FONT
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>>76794524
grim
what course is this?
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If you can't type quicker than 90 WPM you are literally a subhuman troglodyte
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>British gf
>cooking skills and taste.
pick one lad
You're asking for too much now.
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>>76794506
>blue cheese
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if you type over 60 WPM you're a secretary
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>>76794404
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>>76794544
duuude british food lmaoo XDDHHDDhhhfhh;ihg;lh ;lh;lkh willy POO NIGGERY POO BUM BUM AHHHHHHHHH IT'S POOING TIME TO WHACK IT IN THE OL' 'WAVE AAAHH POO
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>>76794443
nah this is different from scientology and gamergate stuff
they'll move to /r/the_donald if they have to, and that won't die until trump is no longer president
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>>76794540
shan't be getting doxxed
but he speaks pretty fluent english anyway
think he knows more than she does
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I type at .5 wpm and I can assure you that I am not a troglodyte.
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>>76794568
would be nice if they left the 'chon tho
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>>76794567
tbf most people here really can't cook for shit
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>>76794555
such as stilton or roquefort or gorgonzola
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why the fuck do yanks think they're welcome here
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why's my kot stopped being so friendly?

he used to come and see me for cuddles on a regular basis but now if he ever comes to my room it's only so he can sit on my windowsill. otherwise he avoids me
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>>76794596
did you forget his birthday?
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>>76794506
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>>76794586
yeah but unfortunately I think a lot of the mods are on their side
trust redditors to do it for free
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>>76794588
Don't fucking care, I can cook and I expect my partner to as well.
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>>76794592
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>>76794588
yanks are worse
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good, cook me. one of the only skills i have.
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>>76794613
i didn't. i bought him a new mouse toy in april for his birthday
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>>76794596
hes cheating on you with the neighbour for cuddles
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>>76794650
same
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Nothing worse than a food baby.

Look at this food baby:
>>76794632
it doesn't like blue cheeses because it is a food baby. Disgusting. Grind it under your boot.
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>>76794443
what ever happened to white nationalist /pol/
i preferred that
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>>76794651
Then there's literally no explanation.
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you don't own cats, the cat owns you
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>>76794669
:(
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>good cook, me
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stupid fucking working class owner bought me a mouse toy and i've already told him repeatedly that mice give me headaches
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cleaning out my student accomodation and I found a moka pot left by someone from last year
might start making coffee at home
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where is he
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>ukbay isn't loading
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the daily mail
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>>76794694
but you used to love playing with mouse toys when you were a little kitter
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>>76794698
gf bought me that exact moka pot for my birthday hehe x

except that looks like the 1-cup version perhaps
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>>>/pol/132332212
>this mudeyed aussie probably posts here
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>>76794650
*cooks you*
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im out and about again
feels gud

>>76794707
proxybay.one
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>>76794707
use proxy
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>>76794707
Just google piratebay mirrors, there's fucking thousands.
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still caterwauling at this post
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>>76794759
wasn't funny yesterday lad. even less funny today.
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>>76794773
i didnt post it yesterday
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*say "hello" to a yank lass*
*legs fling open*
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>>76794722
I think this is the one, and it says 3-6 cups on the website (those little gay italian cups though)
got any tips on what coffee beans I should buy for it/ how to clean it? have no clue how to make coffee and don't have a grinder
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zN4_7hq77g

choon.
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>>76794731
>>76794737
>>76794751
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>>76794667
"food culture" doesn't imply that it must grow in a petri dish, posh twat
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>>76794773
Wonder if it'll be funny when he posts it tomorrow?
Doubt it.
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>>76794707
is thepiratebay.org banned?
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>>76794816
in the UK
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like peppered sauce on my steak
blue cheese must be some poshboy thing
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>>76794813
we'll see. don't be so quick to judge
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>>76794797
neat
do me next
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>>76794829
and Ireland apparently.
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Meeting a 50 year old twink today
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I was home alone yesterday but the cat call me a bigger with my mum in the next room
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>>76794841
literally asking to get murdered, you are
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>>76794790
I just buy quality ground coffee, not bent enough to grind my own beans.

And you don't clean moka pots because they're made from aluminium and you'll scrub the oxidised layer off the top, making your next couple of brews taste of metal. You just rinse them after use with warm water.
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DAN
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>>76794594
Why do you think you're welcomed here?
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>one chance at live
>fucked my brain by abusing drugs as an adolescent
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>>76794830
>he's a man
>he has any sauce with his steak
HOWLING
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Met a 45 year old twink on okcupid who said he wants to power fuck me. Meeting him in an hour. Any advice?
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Praise kek, shadilay!
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During the Falls Road curfew British soldiers used slingshots to launch CS gas canisters into Irish Catholic areas.
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>>76794863
it's not 2008 any more brainlet japmoot is the gaffer now
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>>76794869
Hello fellow magapede
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>>76794870
Loooks like the powerstance Brit is wearig high heels
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>>76794836
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>>76794906
lol
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can someone give me a quick rundown on venezuela
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Are foreigners allowed to say: lad(s), mate(s) and oi ?
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>>76794906
lovely
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>>76794932
you can, petal x
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>>76794856
yeah the website says don't use soap, rinsing with hot water just seems a bit weak to me
want to give it a good wash because the cupboard I found it in was full of teabags and I'm pretty sure whoever owned it was making tea with it lel. no wonder she left it behind, don't think it would've worked well
If I get into it I might buy whole beans, heard that tastes much better
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going to woolworths want anything?
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>>76794870
And now pakis are sling shotting semen into English girls, Brits are pathetic
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The problem isn't uni fees it is living costs. Scotland cuts their maintenance grant to fund free university.
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eating pancakes for breakfast to celebrate 4th of July. I like to celebrate every country's independence from the anglo swine

>>76794838
I'm with sky
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>>76794943
>Patel*

FIFY
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>>76794960
what do you do for aussies?
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>>76794946
if you do end up scrubbing it, get some cheapo coffee and run several brews through it to get rid of the metal flavour

after that there's absolutely no need to do more than a good rinse after use ever again
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bless this mess
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big fan of yanks
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bananas are $4 a fucking kilo
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>>76794980
This is actually happening but she definitely doesn't have a dick
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anyone else sometimes just spend time looking at porn with no intention to masturbate?
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>>76794991
what's that in real money and real weight
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>>76794991
they are quite heavy
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anyone else sometimes just do a fucking poo and then stick it in the microwave
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>>76794993
No you sick yank freak
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>>76794983
wear a boonie hat all day
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>>76794993
often have pornography on in the background as I do other things
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Any of you got any traditional british music?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4KJ4lSq8XA
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>thailad has had a blokes willy up his bum
Feel a bit sick
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>>76794991
seems acceptable to me
carrots are $2.5
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>>76794999
about €2.50
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>>76794991
>$
tragic
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>>76795014
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fehLYL4CCs
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anyone else sometimes piss in the cubby hole
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>>76794943
Thanks mate. Is this the equivalent of getting the n-word pass from a black friend?
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>>76794980
You really shouldn't be working at a school.
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>>76795041
a true classic
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I have to ring the front desk of US hotels today - cannot WAIT to act like I've never heard of 4th July with every hotel

>Sorry the Accounting Department is NOT open today (you can hear the annoyance in the voice already)
>Okay, but I need to speak to someone there, when will they be back from lunch?
>Sir, they are NOT at lunch it is July the FOURTH today sir
>That's correct it is the 4th of July. Presumabley they work Mon-Fri, correct?
>Yes, sir
>Well it's a Tuesday, can you please transfer me to them
>SIR I TOLD YOU IT IS JULY THE 4TH TODAY IS INDEPENDENCE DAY! THEY ARE OFF UNT....
>*CLICK*
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whaaa only just found out about the flag options on /pol/, might start posting there so I can have an aesthetic flag. Question is Nazi or National Bolshevik
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Insult me?
I don't care!

Insult Haussman Buildings?
It's beatdown time !
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playing a fun game lads
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Odd i sreep
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>>76795056
Doing God's work lad
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*walks into thread*
*shanks one of you*
*walks out*
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I'm seeing double
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is thailad the same thai expat as the one from /fit/?
the one who used to date a thai boy, has a colonial style moustache and who has an enormous penis?
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>>76795018
carrots are $1 a kilo
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>>76795053
hello fellow oldfag
truly epic
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I like this general. It's fast and comfy
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>>76795096
yeh
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>he doesn't put haslet in his meat-based sandwiches

it's
>delicious
>cheap, even from the deli counter at Tesco
>a great source of protein
>quintessentially British
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>>76795096
Don't think so, the one here is dusky and about 5'8.
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Remember when you could actually say "epic" unironically
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>>76795096
Are you talking about rasputin ?
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>>76795108
fuck off we're full
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>>76795056
https://youtu.be/Yj2oXMdZ4sk
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>>76795111
good shout haslet is lovely
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>>76794863
90% of what posts?
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>>76795021
he said real money >:(
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>>76794991
weigh them as potatoes at the self serve checkout you mong
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>>76795103
$1.6 prepackaged
https://shop.coles.com.au/a/a-national/product/carrots-prepacked
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>>76795126
always said it for the lulz
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>>76795111
omg i haven't had haslet in years.

I remember looking up the ingridents and feeling a bit put off but it's still great.

>>76795085
Thanks mate, I like to upset Yanks in service positions because they're normally ghetto blacks and get all sassy
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>for the lulz
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>>76795137
I think that's when he was raging about being called a cuck
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>>76795141
>coles
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when a girl calls me a dirty
perv it only turns me on more
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think I'll have a vegemite sandwich for dinner
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>>76794906
stole that lad's image desu
feel bad about it
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>>76794991
why do you use dollars instead of pound? Seems like a bit of a slap in the face to our Queen
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Even I sleep semi odd I eat
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>>76795178
no you won't
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>>76795056
screaming with the window open
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>>76795137
>>76795160
it's fake
>>76795186
yeah actually it's a bit poor even by my standards
what should I get/ make instead?
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>>76795139
This is LITERAL theft and I will report you to the AFP
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>>76795157
https://youtu.be/oNZQBIJ51lw
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>>76794797
>>76794906
mad how people will just repost the same shit several times when nobody responds to them
usually attention starved yanks as well
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>>76795056
ha record one of the calls
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>>76795207
>>76795213

stop.
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>>76795213
Epic post
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>>76795213
Upvoted and High Pawed! :-D
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went to a techno music festival past weekend lads, met a really cute girl that i danced with, kissed, blah blah.

didn't get her name though, now i can't find her on facebook. kinda depress.
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>>76795155
this
>>76795222
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some guy with a megaphone just turned up at the BP head office and started shouting about data protection breaches and bp being "legal terrorists"

there was only the one guy shouting with his sign, but there were 3 BP security guards, an armoured police van and like 5-7 coppers watching over him

felt a bit bad for the guy to be honest
not bad enough to do anything other than just walk past
but still
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playing rising storm vietnam
cannae wait to kill some white pigs
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too intelligent for reaction images

I am a written-word entertainer only, a writer.
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>>76795217
Yanks are the worst for this. I've posted phrases once or twice and a yank is posting the same thing within a couple of threads. Happens every time.
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>went to a techno music festival past weekend lads
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ugh
feel dizzy
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>Yanks are the worst for this. I've posted phrases once or twice and a yank is posting the same thing within a couple of threads. Happens every time.
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>>76795222
They are recorded for "training and quality purses" but it's actually so the businesses can't lie and say they never agreed to something when they did (we deal with a lot of indian, american and scottish hotels so they do that a lot) but I don't know how to get hold of them. Some of the issues are hilarious
>I booked a hotel in Birmingham
>I got to Birmingham and when I read the confirmation again it said Birmingham Alabama
>I definitely would not have made this mistake
Well, you did tho didn't you.....
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>>76795247
hehe. it was fun. called dancity.
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>>76795230
why would you want a gf who goes to techno festivals
every girl I know who does that is a walking disease vector
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>too intelligent for reaction images
>I am a written-word entertainer only, a writer.
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>>76794999
>>76795024
>>76795183
they're nice dollars though
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my phone preserves the filename of an image when i save it
so people think the original poster and I are the same person haha

laugh a minute, my life is
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>>76795192
I don't understand this.
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>hehe. it was fun. called dancity.
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breakfast
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>>76795308
bone apple tea xxx
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>>76795239
me on the bench with my legs out
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>>76795246
stop being so witty and clever then
>>
Right lads, top of a mountain in snowdonia, no weapons, nobody around for miles. Kev and Tim are going to have a scrap, who wins?
>>
>>76795278
i enjoy the music and having a gf who would enjoy the same things as me seems like a plus. she was dancing as if she was on MD, but told me she didn't take anything. dancing as if she didn't give a fuck about anyone.
>>
new apprentice at work does the virgin walk
>>
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>>76795292
>tfw you pretend to theres another poster but really you've been the only irish poster for 3 threads
>>
>>76795332
whoever wins, we lose.
>>
>>76795343
you'll never Irish mboko
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>>76795343
youre not irish
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>North Korea says it has successfully tested its first "intercontinental ballistic missile" (ICBM)
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>>76795337
yeah I enjoy the music too but I wouldn't want a gf that goes to raves. Majority are really slutty
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>>76795343
you ain't no paddy bruv
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>>76795355
I reckon you're safe lad
https://guardian.ng/news/north-korea-sends-condolences-over-manchester-attack/
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>>76795332
>kev shoves moosey
>tim strangles kev to death
>tim starves and dies on the mountain from hunger and hypothermia, a result of not having any clothes
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>>76795376
true that, she seemed pretty slutty.
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>>76795332
they're both huge lads so it would be close, but I reckon tim would put kev out of business. he's got more muscle mass due to walking around his house filming literally all day every day

and he getss very aggressive when being messed about
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>>76795343

https://twitter.com/nontolerantman/status/881237742650368000

sure thing rasheed
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>currently working at some two-bit small company
>management are so-so but I've made a couple of mates there
>don't have many friends so I love talking with them
>headhunted by some other, larger company
>currently in final stages of interviews
>I know I'll take the job if they offer it
>contemplating leaving my mates behind
>>
How do you take out the North Korean missile facilities without sacrificing Seoul?
>>
>>76795207
Most people in this thread didn't even know 4chan existed back then
>>
I'm surprised the Tories or Labour don't send out people to canvass disguised as one another to act like cunts to get people to vote against them
>>
>>76794352
Do vietnamese really poo on sticks then bury them?
>>
>>76795351
>>76795354
>>76795382
>>76795401
nice try but I'm a Cill Dara man. Could heem all ye easily
>>
>>76795426

Kildare via Mogadishu

Mboko is FUMING
>>
the bf
https://www.instagram.com/p/BVfYT-uFwrB/
>>
>>76795418
for sure
>>
>>76795436
no flights into kildare so thats impossible
>>
americans have dips for doughnuts. utter madness.
>>
>>76795416
Why don't we bomb Soeul, too? Just start anew on the ol' 'nsular
>>
>>76795459
here too
>>
scarnon poofs
>>
>>76795484
certainly not you x
>>
I fucking hate women with all my heart, and wish creation made them lovable creatures instead of morally demoniac disgusting trashbin holes of meat.

Women are immoral by concept.

They don't know loyalty
They don't know honor
They don't know honesty
They don't value chastity

All they know is to seek the wicked among men
To lie complex and hurtful lies to the non experienced and vulnerable
They really are just sex machines who compete among each other for successful 'brand-males', superior ones for hot sex and inferior ones for leeching the shit out of them

I prefer rats and cockroaches to women

I fucking hate them with all I got
>>
>>76795416
By invading before it became this bad. Eventually you're going to be asking how do you take out NK without sacrificing the entirety of Japan and South Korea
>>
>>76795492
>>76795492
>>76795492


new

fuck this no subject thread


>>76795492
>>76795492
>>76795492
>>
>new roommate is from Albion
>stout fella, fingers little sausages
>whenever he speaks his jowls rumble
>voice like a Warhammer Ork
At least he brought some biscuits.
>>
>>76795484
mudkips
>>
>>76795508
what biccies did he bring
>>
>>76795342
why are apprentices always such cretins?
>>
>>76795508
He might end up being very agreeable
What's his profession?
>>
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prosecuting paki rape gangs is racist, they are just trying to imitate their prophet
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>>76795507
it has a subject mate, will derail your shit thread if you dont delete
>>
>>76795536
what is it with brainlets and creating ridiculous straw man comics
>>
>>76795526
Hobnobs
>>76795532
Carpenter here on internship
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just woke up.
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>>76795575
>hobnobs
very good lad, treat him well
>>
>>76795575

Have two cuppas if you're gunna be dunking, one for you to drink and one for the hobnobs to drink
>>
decided there's no need for me to waste days and weeks of my life feeling shit and demotivated when I can just pop some amphetamine and be on track again in 20 minutes flat
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work in an hour but too damn comfy
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HAPPY 4TH OF JULY EVERYONE
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*posts*
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*takes a noisy swig of my pint*
ahhhh dear
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>>76795536
Swap Gandhi and Jesus and you'll get your average Indian
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