/cum/ - Canada USA Mexico

tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHZJej98_T0

good edition

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Reminder that a White dude once killed a black man because of the BLACKED MEME.

White fragility is real.

facebook
.com/panchasmg/posts/729004510479080

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Happy birthday America

Spending the 4th at German relative's house. Holy shit what a horrible amd barbaric country.

HAIL COLUMBIA, HAPPY LAND
HAIL, YE HEROES, HEAVEN-BORN BAND
WHO FOUGHT AND BLED IN FREEDOM'S CAUSE
WHO FOUGHT AND BLED IN FREEDOM'S CAUSE
AND WHEN THE STORM OF WAR WAS GONE
ENJOYED THE PEACE YOUR VALOR WON

>>76791999
Link?

>>76792008
independence day?

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>>76791999
>get yelled at and arrested by white person
>commit suicide shortly after
Why are black people so fragile?

>>76792022

taxation without representation?

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>>76792016
>freedom's cause
>only get freedom because of support from three separate empires, one of which genocided 8 million people

Choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBap19sqOUE

>>76792021

im too lazy to search but it was real.

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>>76792022
>>76792031
Slavery?

>>76792014
delete this

for a 4th of july celebration would you like to see me playing the national anthem?

so many black people wearing dashikis now a days

I'm gay and lefty but Love Wins is like the blandest, cringiest phrase ever.

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Birthday!

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>>76792043

an elusive silver trophy?

>>76792045
You first, fucking kraut. Who designs public male restrooms with two stalls and no urinals?

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>tfw the first /cum/ thread of Independence Day is my tolerance thread
Very proud of myself, but I should have made a loyalist edition.

>>76792046
Why are Oregon and Washington chained?

>>76792074
he is deluded

>>76792067
>Least Coasters
This was the first /cum/ thread of Independence Day >>76789692

>>76792074

we control the coast

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>>76792063
Distinct lack of toads?

>we

>>76792066
Never seen that, stop lying!

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>>76792104
>are

>>76792053
It's not supposed to be edgy.

Literally everyone in my city has won of those on their lawn.

>>76792086
I think you're confused. Least Coast = East Coast.

It's not really independence day until it's the 4th throughout the entire country.

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Shitty thread?

>>76792120
Wrong
East Coast = Beast Coast

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Any burgers need defending from their firecrackers?

Today sucked. I got lost in the woods and stung by a bee then forgot to buy buns before leaving the store and had to go back out

Why is Alaska never considered part of the West Coast?

>>76792109
Go to work, Deutchscuck. It's past 9.

america, get out of nato. I dare you

>>76792127
Least coast doesn't even rhyme with west coast.

West Coast = Best Coast
East Coast = Least Coast

I don't think the democrats realize how fucked they truly are.
>both the Senate and the House are controlled by Republicans
>Trump is president, meaning Republicans own the Executive branch
>the party is incompetent, something even Bernie Sanders angrily admitted
>associated with SJWs and antifa radicals that guarantee to cost them moderate votes
And the real kick in the ass:
>RBG and Kennedy are going to retire from the Supreme Court, leaving Trump to pick their replacements

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>>76792120
>It's not really independence day until it's the 4th throughout the entire country.
So it's still not Independence Day for another three hours.

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Happy 4th of July, America

>>76792147
I go to university

>tfw you didn't give your life to make our country free
why can't I have this

Its not even july 4th yet please stop celebrating without us

>>76792159
Hawaii isn't a part of America.

>>76792145

they are

theyre just rare to see since there's some infernal LEAFS inbetween us

>>76792151
Colgate, get out of irrelevancy- I dare you.

>>76792182
I disagree.

Honestly i don't know how can some people still act like Trump is winning.

I 100% love the man but is getting really sad lately.

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>>76792194

>>76792157
Why would RBG retire? I bet she enjoys the spotlight she gets for being the most liberal judge (Don't know if this is correct, though).

>>76792181
I'm already drinking lmao

>>76792157
>system designed for a country where the parties work together
>in a country that is massively polarised to almost pre civil war levels
>blind luck gives trump massive power over the supreme court

it's hilarious

>>76792202
Hawaii has been part of America since 1959

>>76792157
RBG will never retire.

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Bald and silvery?

>>76792204
She's old as shit. Hell she may even die soon, she looks like the Crypt Keeper.

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>>76792181
Try not being a slowpoke then

>>76792204

He is saying democrats grouping themselves with SJWs will lose them moderates, but somehow Republicans will do fine with white supremacists.

He is just deluded, liberals will get the house and senate next year or whenever.

>>76792273
If trump introduces voter ID laws then thats a several million vote swing in his direction for free.

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>>76791927
>All people are equal
False, if that were true people with disabilities wouldn't exist
>Love wins
Loving HItler is cool with you? Sweet
>BLM
12% of people commit 50% of murders and are 26% of people shot by police, I wonder w h y
>Immigrants and Refugees are welcome
90% of these people disagree with everything else on this desecrated flag, pick one faggot
>Disabilities are respected
If you don't have a hand that's cool
>Women are in charge of their bodies
They are, but pro-life people argue that the baby isn't part of the woman (I am quite neutral on abortion)
>People and Planet are valued over profit
If this were true we wouldn't have immigrants coming in, you know, as cheap (slave) labour
>Diversity is celebrated
Diversity of thought? No? Okay it's not celebrated cool

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>>76792251
too much effort for an obsession?

I could have at least been the guy who plays the drum next to the guys with guns
desu I'm probably better than every revolutionary war field drummer.

>>76792066
Civilized countries

>>76792264
She's a Jewish woman, I'm pretty sure she has at least another decade under her sleeve.

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Americans think having a federal id is Fascism.

>>76792296
WILB17?

>>76792273
There aren't very many white supremacists going out starting riots and blocking streets and shit.

>>76792319
what?

>>76792327
lmao

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>>76792324
aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

REALLY fucking sick of anthrocon being here every year

The only man I trust is God above

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>>76792298
Disliking /cum/ OC?

>>76792327
Ahahahah

I love Latinas
I want to breed with one

>>76792324
Not him but I've seen them do "manifestations", it was fucking weird, and a tad disturbing

>>76792366

No, i love it when you do OC about me.

>>76791999
nah, they look up for excuses to kill blackies.

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hmmm very impressive

>>76792377
Yeah but all I see everywhere in the news is riots and violence from antifa and SJWs. This is detrimental to Democrats because one thing the American public hates is radicalism, be it left wing or right wing.

>>76792373
I want you to be the first man to drive a car into an active volcano.

>>76792305
seriously wouldn't it be cool?

reminder that prunus girl is the best manga ever

>>76792456
Is there a problem with wanting to put a half white child into the womb of a Latina?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYDfwUJzYQg

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SON

Are there people in Quebec that can't speak English?

>>76792493

such a weird post to make

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>>76792465
this is the fastest I have dropped something I think.

>>76792485
Only the fact that you're continually whining about it.

primus sucks btw dumb brit

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>>76792500
Yeah most of Quebec outside of Downtown Montreal and the Ottawa part in Quebec can't speak English, everyone in Quebec speaks French though (Also Northern Ontario and most of New Brunswick speak French too, but NB has a really weird fucked up version

>>76792500
Plenty of immigrants, I'd imagine.

>>76792516
And I will keep doing it until I get a Mestiza pregnant

>>76792223
he's retarded, he probably thinks Alaska isn't part of America either

t. militaryfag stationed in Hawaii

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>>76792542
Most quebec immigrants are from Haiti and they speak french already

>>76792534
I think one thing my drumline plays is based off a primus song

>>76792567

well thats too bad because PRIMUS SUCKS

>>76792539
How do they manage to stay monolingual? Don't they have any sort of contact with Anglophone Canada? Are young people there also monolingual?

>>76792223
Hawaii became a state in 1959, it was a territory before that like what Puerto Rico is now.

>>76792577
I've never listened to them

>>76792602
yeah well dont do it because PRIMUS SUCKS

>>76792602
Excellent bass riffs.

This is a cool thread.

OP is a really good poster.

when i saw primus live somebody took les HAT and he was a little BITCH and stopped playing and didnt come back until he found a new HAT

dont do drugs never

>>76792616
that's probably why we play stuff based on their beats

>>76792623
worst north west poster

>>76792623
Yeah, OP is the most creative poster in /cum/.

>>76792632
Incorrect, I'm the only good NW poster.

This anon agrees >>76792641

>>76792559
Neat.
Didn't mean any insult by my post. Just pointing out the obvious.

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>>76792655
that means I'm a bad poster
oh

This poster should kill himself
Do you agree?
>>76792688

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>yank humour

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post what you listenan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpaIVGn7Lo4

Primus sucks.

>>76792702
As soon as you posted this, Despacito started playing on Spotify.

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>>76792702
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trZlvpLihHk

>>76792670
We're all bad posters. Some are just less awful than others.

http://radio.garden/live/arlington-heights-il/polski/
Poles are people

>>76792713

Yes indeed, primus sucks.

>>76792714
I have gypsy blood so maybe it was magic

>>76792719
Wrong.

t. good poster

>>76792702
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWSWNASGyMA

>>76792685
Nope.

Only those who annoy me must perish.

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>>76792390
An autistic obsession perhaps?

>>76792764
this is deeply disturbing

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>>76792788
Good :^)

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I bet this is funny.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bp0OiGzgK_k
want to join these guys after I graduate

>>76792802
trolley problems are kill

>>76792702
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYCCiXrbwq0

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>>76792802

I made a poem to America.

"American Life"

In a town in southernmost Sicily
Lived a family too proud to be poor
In the year that fever took father away
They hastened for American shores
Now a mother and her son are standing in line
It's a cold day on Ellis Isle
And they look to the Statue of Liberty
For the boy we have American Life

Ong is a Laotian refugee
He works in the audio trade
The smoke from flux is filling his lungs
He's earning minimum wage
Spending spare time down on
San Pablo ave
Once a week gets a woman for the night
And he writes home tales of prosperity
For the boy we have American Life

Bob is an unemployed veteran
Born and bred in the South Bronx
He's living off the streets down in east L.A.
Residing in a cardboard box
Now he plays a little quit and he has a small dog
Searching for aluminum cans
And he hold on tight to his dignity
He was born into American Life

MIDBEST
I
D
B
E
S
T

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>>76792817

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>>76792802
my fav

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>>76792802

>>76792870
Pull it ASAP because the other two will likely do the same.

>>76792802
>>76792817
>>76792831
>>76792841
>>76792861

This was on an episode of OITNB

>>76792870
We all pull the lever and die twice.

>>76792870

Nigga im pulling the lever ASAP

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>watching OITNB

>>76792893
Oitnb?

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wtf is OITNB?

>>76792893
Who?

>>76792909
>>76792911
>>76792914
Orange Is The New Black
>>76792905
What's your problem?

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Fuck I hate this meme.

Why did I even save this?

>>76792928

dude you are a giant fag pls kys ASAP wtf watches OIN6B im lmao here

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>>76792934

>>76792928
Neat.

>>76792934
>Kill the simian or save Harambe
I think the answer is pretty clear

fuck I have to work at 9

>>76792905
>>76792956
No need to bully people for their taste in shows.

>>76792967
Don't be racist.

>>76792976
Go to bed. Sleep is important.

>>76792990
but then I'll be alone with my thoughts until I fall asleep

>>76792981
We're overpopulated as it is.
We need to cleanse the filth from the dregs of society. All of us included.

>>76792956
Triggered, bro? :3

>>76792981
I'm brown, I can't be racist.

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i
NEED
a
friend

>>76793041
at least my father finished high school, idiot.

>>76793003
That's my favorite part.

>>76793044
Post hand or gtfo

>Orange Is the New Black has received critical acclaim, particularly praised for humanizing prisoners and for its depiction of race, sexuality, gender and body types.
Now if this is considered one of the best aspects of a television program is it really worth watching?

>>76793057
Literally, why are you so butthurt over me watching a show? Wtf is your problem?

>>76793067
Just watch Broad City and learn how to truly hate humanity.

>>76793060
yes usually it is very enjoyable. but I've been unhappy lately so its not as much fun
>>76793078
because my mom likes that show
>>76793057
hi

>>76793067
Um, yes?

Russian tunes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E57T8XYa7OM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Og7uy1PUovU

>>76793064
I'm not posting shit

>>76793067

No it isnt, i swear the first season was a really grounded prison show but they jumped the shark super fast.

The finale is like all the prisoners escape and they go into a lake and this old inmate that was having chemotherapy stole a van but decided to come back to the prison and on her way she found the villain who happened to have just escaped and she ran over her.

it was so fucking stupid man.

>>76793078
lol what, i was just kidding man. I just wanted to know if it was you, thats why i said that.

>>76793090
hola

>>76793078
>>76793057
Do you guys know each other personally or something?

>tfw watched Lights Out for the first time

>>76793120
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3cCopXDNs4&index=3&list=RDEMpGaPtiZaToekXDlBO9FyyA
better russian tune

Also the latino stereotypes are like miles worse than speedy gonzales and nobody cares. there are stereotypes for everyone except for niggers of course.

>>76793136
Yes.

>>76793140
How was it?
I love me some shitty horror.

>>76793136
No, I have no idea what he mean by this >>76793125.

>>76793148
Wrong.

Natasha Koroleva is a goddess. Nothing is better than her tunes.

>>76793169
Was ok, got my heart rate up. More jump scares than plot.

>>76793188
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyjMOsqry04&index=6&list=RDQOZk-Cu9wCU

>>76793232
Cool, thanks.

>>76793159
>the latino stereotypes are like miles worse
???
The only thing I took issue with was with the Santería practitioner cause she was from Puerto Rico and it's not nearly as widespread as it's made out to be.

>mexicans in /cum/ are left leaning and gays
Did not expect this tbqh

>>76793238
Russians are very good at making catchy songs.

That's why Americans lost the cold war.

>>76793277
Give me two hours with your mom and I'll show you who's gay

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADXM0PB7fWc
at the football games they play this every game and everyone in the stadium sings the chorus. really makes you feel at home

>>76793285
yes. my final project for my Russian culture class was a presentation about all Russian genres of music

>>76793277
Das racist

>>76793277
Half the posters on /cum/ are gay.

who here /dips/?

>>76793277
straight and right winger

come at me leaf

>>76793356
kys nazi

>>76793346
Gross.

>>76793387
4 u

Favorite fruit?

>>76793433
The fruit of labor.

>>76793433
Pomegranate. If that's even a fruit.

>>76793448
Commie bastard

>>76793461
Do you eat the seeds, too? Also, why wouldn't it be a fruit?

If you dont live in a tropical zone you cant express your opinions on fruits

you just cant

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vMh9f41pqE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCYcHz2k5x0
which would make a better drum cadence?

>>76793433
cantaloupe
t. produce clerk at a grocery store

i wanna go to sleep but i cant cuz my bed is on fire

>>76793498
Just sleep with nothing on, including no covers

>>76793498
>>76793483
you could answer my question instead

i hate people when they are not polite

>>76793433
mango

>>76793516
good song

>>76793477
Sometimes, as odd as that may be.

I dunno, my mind went to the definition of berries and the like, and just kinda shut off for a minute.

>>76793514
try this instead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFuuEm1ILvE

happy birthday ya cunts

>>76793585
just drums can't emulate that many different notes. and that's not really a song that would get people pumped up or all intense

its got to be simple and really strong like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkOJ9uNj9EY

>>76793643
just play that song

>>76792090
Unfortunately.

I fucking hate here. Gun laws suck ass, high as fuck taxes, high as fuck rent. Yet college fucks have the audacity to tell me I'm privileged. Fuck Brown, fuck California. Need to move to a state that isn't going to fuck me through every fucking hole I have.

>>76793578
I love pomegranates but I hate the seeds desu

>>76793679
that's not how it works clacks

>>76792157
Yet, fuckers couldn't set the fucking budget right.

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>that's not how it works clacks

>>76793694
Only brainlets eat the seeds

>>76793731
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCiDuy4mrWU
*plays at very fast speeds

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>>76793298
>be mexico
>try and fuck dust for 2 hours
Seems like something a gay would do to prove he's straight t b h

>>76793782
Damn your mom's got the curves anon

I guess I really should go to bed

farting up a storm

>>76793836
great minds think alike

>>76793741
I'm not denying the fact.

>>76793912
what a slut

>>76793817
Nighty night, don't let the bedbugs bite.

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>>76793926
:^)

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the gf

>>76794112
Every time is see this shitposted I think that's a weak nut tbqhwyfamalam

The 21st century has been a disappointment so far

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>>76794179
>tfw my cunt quite literally will not survive this century

>>76794179
Just wait until we can replace body parts with advanced prosthetics.

>>76794276
>that hand will be $100,000,000

>>76794179
In what way?

The 2000s was a pretty exciting decade.

>>76794276
Still waiting until we invent automail

enough methane has exited my rectum to raise the temperature of the planet by approximately .01 degrees

I need to breed with a Latina.

>>76794294
That's the cost of an average hip replacement, so it's worth it.

>>76794411
eww

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PAPADOOPA

>>76794304
Aren't we all?

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>>76794520
No, not eww! I need half white children!

>>76794411
I want you to skydive without a parachute.

>>76794595
Looks like the both of us won't be getting what we want then

>>76794574
>half white

wtf

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My girl roommate needs to put a burqa on her feet

>>76794625
taking this picture

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>>76794617
Is there a problem?

I have been procrastinating brushing my teeth for a good hour and a half now.

>>76794649
yes

a big one

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>>76794665
What is it?

>>76794689
half white people

not a fan

thanks

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>>76794706
Well technically they would be 75% white since Mestizas are 50% white

>>76794734
i need 100%

thanks

>>76794657
Just drink some tap water. Let those fluoride ions do their thang.

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>>76794760
Why would you want that?

>>76794780
its in my culture

>>76794625
Socks?

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>>76794794
Your culture is based around getting raped by Russians, mine is based around needing a Latina gf

>>76794814
wrong my race mixing compatriot

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>>76794910
There is nothing wrong with racemixing.
It's in my blood as an Anglo to colonize and colonization in this time means impregnation of women of a different race.

>>76794926
And post about your fruitless effort to actually court one on the international section of an anime image board.

>>76794961
I will get a latina gf
You'll all see

I see the fucking sun

who cares about sleep anyway/ time to go for a run

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>>76793433
Mango

>>76795165
Just about every animal with a brain.

>jacked off in toilet last night
>didn't flush
>wake up to pee
>see nut floating in toilet

How's your morning been?

>>76795271
I've been suffering from a bad case of cognitive dissonance

>>76795297
Pretty sure you can get a medical Marijuana card for that IF you let the doctor touch your peepee

>>76795333
I don't need medical marijuana. Recreational marijuana is legal in my state.

>>76795356
But then how will doctors molest you?

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Dogs are just the best.

There are """American""" towns where lighting fireworks is illegal

>>76795434
They touch you during every checkup.
They also put a long tube inside you once a year after you turn 39.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJbOfNboeHI

My friends, I tell you, once you start eating your eggs poached you can never go back

DES

What's up, lads..

I saaaaid, what's up lads!

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>>76796496
/cum/ is a dead general its better to just post in /brit/ these days

No, i won't do that

>>76796368
I have consumed two pots of coffee.

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nigga its 730 am

did you expect 4chan to be poppin?

it's 13:42
you dumb cute baka

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fedex better fucking at least start shipping my fucking surface pro 4 today or imma be fucking pissed

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So I decided I wanted to be a bad bitch /cum/ but should I be a bad bad bitch or just a bad bitch?

Marry young, Diana
I don't want to see you old and alone
It's no fun, Diana
I don't want to see you
Rot in the home for aging spinsters

I've spent the last few months mulling it over, and I have finally reached a conclusion. I am ready for a temporary period of Chinese global dominance and permeation of its culture. Of course I want angloeurocentrism to return, and my favourite periods of history are the Roman eras and the Florentine Renaissance. But the current angloeuropean standard is in a state of decay. We need a reboot. The Chinese will supply that.

And so I'll be moving to Vancouver to witness this symbolic changing of hands firsthand. To see cascadian social progressivism replaced by the traditional and hierarchical Chinese. To embrace that culture for my own and hope for better days ahead.

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>>76797428
i like bitches
bad bad bitch

>>76796531
I wonder who killed it.

It was the noncums. The noncums killed it.

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FUCK denmark

>>76797483
You and footkraut have ruined this general. You are cancer.

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>>76797257
I'll be popping you, m88.

>>76797428
Please repent and become an altar boy.

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>me=bane
>latvia=CIA

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killing denmark

brb

nigger

>>76797666
/cum/ was ruined since its inception. Even its origin was due to shitposting.

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>>76797801
Please use the politically correct terminology.

I hate NEGROES

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