>just got fucking arrested again

amount of melanin in your skin?

>>76788333
Literally none

how bad are the jails in AUS?

>>76788262
Wanking in public?

>>76788392
he forgot to wear his hat out

>>76788369
Pretty fucking good actually, too bad the cops are fucking autismal fucking idiots

well, what did you do?

>>76788262
>be of convict heritage
>be born in convict island
>be surprise to get arrested numerous times

good, now tell us your story so we can laugh

>>76788262
just got visited by council twice on work site for breaching regulations, could say im a hardened criminal myself

>>76788619
>>76788392

He shat himself after eating a jar of peanut butter

>>76788421
in primary school youre not allowed out at lunch if you dont bring a hat

>>76788619
crossed the street walking

ur supposed to hand walk in australia since they're upside down

JUST TELL US WHAT IT WAS FOR you cocktease

>be australian
>dont celebrate sorry day
>get v&'d
>"STREWTH AM I BEING DETAINED"
>get shot with poison arrow
>die