/brit/

first for i am the best chess player on this board

2nd for Allah saves

Slowly coming to terms with the fact that I'll never get a gf

you need 30 years of NI contributions to claim a state pension

Is it true that light skinned slavegirls were preferred among Arabs?

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>>76785770
that file is basically advising folk to not eat and not drink unless the food is all organically grown and picked by hands, because A-bisphenols are ubique and realistically unlikely to be avoided.

nasenbluten

Happy 4th July

Stand for the USA, the greatest country in history

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nH8dYuoBC4w

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>landlordism

kick all the brown people out of the country

EVERYONE will be forced to do DNA tests, anyone less than 90% european is on the boat out

>>76785920
Bit concerned about this.

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>>76785939
there's no hope, might as well go on HRT and get a head start

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>Happy 4th July

>Stand for the USA, the greatest country in history

>>76785947
nothing wrong with whatabouttery
the poor getting a little welfare to help them with a meagre existence is far more good than the rich dodging taxes and causing social problems and the economic conditions which lead to poverty in the first place

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>country

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_c9oIVwDM6Q

babestation

Babestation noises

weird to think how angry i was at the world a year back, now i can barely feel any emotions at all

need to track down some dipt
not 5-meo-dipt and not 5-meo-mipt, but the real deal

want ree petra back

>>76785873
fuck me her tits have seen better days, maisie on babenation however is well fit

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>>76785983

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>>76785964
quite like those hats

>>76786010
Absolute madman!

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>>76786010

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>>76786010

the best humour is antiquated racist humour

>>76786037
haha black people lol!

>>76786037
/brit/ has no place for people like you, back to the /alt reich/ you go

i am here to brap

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>>76786010

>>76785873
she was thinking of retiring this year but they always end up coming back, sometimes part-time

>>76786030
Now that's a good post

NICK NACK PADDY WHACK
NUMBER WIZARD AIN'T GONNA BE SLACK
LOOK DOWN THERE, AIN'T IT HEAVEN
THAT POST BELOW ME WITH ITS DOUBLE SEVEN

>>76786011
hannah martin and lucy zara on studio 66

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NOT A DRILL
NOT A DRILL
AMAZON, APPLE, OTHER BIG STOCKS GOING DOWN THE LOO
NOT A DRILL NOT A DRILL
CRASH HAPPENING CRASH HAPPENING

>>76786037

t. roy chubby brown

Is nofap a meme or will it actually cure my ED?

>>76786093

https://www.google.ca/finance?q=amzn&ei=KOdaWZjFEI3umAHejI7YAg

NOT
A
DRILL
NOT
A
DRILL

>>76786055
me so solly

>>76786111
it's a complete meme
masturbating is a perfectly natural and healthy activity

>>76785981
Jeez, la'
I've an attraction to traps but I cannot countenance actrually metamorphozing myself into being one.

>>76786115
how come amazon are down but microsoft, ibm, and ebay are up

having a Cheeky Lie Down Lads

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>>76786111
dunno, but your sperm count might take a hit

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How do I cure depression

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>>76786137

I think you know the answer.

>>76786162
Post jammies

>>76786167
Be good looking and go outside

>>76786096
YOU FAT BASTID

>>76786167
Hahaha like nigga just be happy hahaha

>>76786187
don't have any :^)

Really like looking at tits without needing to wank, couldnt have done this a year ago

>>76786092
good shout

>>76786184
the jews are conspiring against amazon

>>76786092
awful taste

>>76786208
Post willy

>>76786210
did you do a cheeky castration lad?

>>76786111
I had really bad ed and couldnt get up on one night stands. I got a gf and couldnt get it up. I cut out porn and stopped wanking for a while and it worked. I think its something to do with your brain being wired to a visual stimuli like porn and switching to touch based stimuli

watching laci green streaming

>>76786092
>lucy zara
peng

>>76786258
>>>76786111
>I had really bad ed and couldnt get up on one night stands. I got a gf and couldnt get it up.

FONT
O
N
T

bit late

night

want cereal

>>76786288
go get some then lol

>>76786234
really want hannah's big round bum on my face

>>76786296
cant im listening to live radio

>>76786258
i've had something similar after not having sex for like over 2 years, then this year all of a sudden im having loads of sex, but it takes literally all my concentration to be able to cum and sometimes i can't at all

whereas in the past sometimes it took all my concentration not to cum too quickly

>>76786037
it's weird
if you look at 19th/early 20th century yellow peril crap, east asians were portrayed as sexual predators and very sensual on the verge of swarming and degrading western white civilisation
compared to today, when they're seen as sexless robots

>>76786314
what u listenin to

If you're lying in bed browsing/posting on /brit/ via your phone, you're a virgin.

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>>76786343
heeeeeeeee

>>76786337
radio 1, dnb's playing atm

>>76786343
I'm at my desk posting from my PC

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>>76786343

http://stmackenzies.com/becky-roberts/

wish she would start getting naked again

>>76786343
I'm sitting in my living room posting from my phone

>>76786343
idk if i just have a shit phone but it's so runtish, i can't even de-select images from being uploaded so if i uploaded one once i can't post again until i clear my entire cache

>>76786137
>>76786115
>>76786093
http://www.marketwatch.com/story/finance-sites-erroneously-show-amazon-apple-other-stocks-crashing-2017-07-03

>>76786254
na dont know why it is, assume I have just watched so much porn that I have got a bit bored of the regular stuff. Right now im looking at this slag on studio 66 and am not even hard. Bit worried 2bh.

Thought just occurred I wonder if its because my laptop has spent so much time on my crotch.

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>>76785920
>>76785973

>>76786360
>spends more than an hour in bed with his phone
i do this, i end up staying until 6 in the morning because of it sometimes. really annoying desu

>>76786343
posting from my laptop in bed

>>76786343
laying in bed with my laptop next to me x

222

>>76785920
thought the retirement age was 68?

>>76786266
link?

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>>76786061

>>76786378
LOL

>>76786378
>Google and Yahoo showing that Amazon and Apple are crashing, causing people to sell and thus the price to actually crash
devilish

Someone do a /brit/ version of this

hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!! DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _^ hehe…toodles!!!!!
love and waffles,
t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m

>>76786423
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zU0LJJq10xw

>>76786387
personally i go through phases like that where I just end up wanking less but it always comes back

going through one now desu if i opened up some porn it wouldn't do anything for me i'd have to psych myself up for it but i won't do that as i take the hint that i am wanking too much and need to cut down

so then, what's the next nonce scandal going to be then eh lads?

>>76786455
too much work

>>76786467
something involving ur dad i would presume

>>76786428
Boom

>>76786467
in a few years there will be an explosive global nonce scandal in football

>>76786467
hopefully will be a woman this time, so tired of the sexist bias in nonce arrests

>>76786467
"Tony Blackburn slapped my bum in the 70s!"

>>76786479
Say thirty three

>>76786479
not a fan of Irish accents apart from deepest Ulster I am, t.b.h.

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People say i gotta drinkin problem
That ain't no reason to stop
People say i hit rock bottom
Just cuz im livin on the rocks
Yeah some broken hearted drinkin problem
So pull another bottle off the wall
People say i gotta drinkin problem
But i got no problem drinkin at all

>Germany passes law against online hate speech

>BERLIN (AP) — German lawmakers approved a bill on Friday aimed at cracking down on hate speech on social networks, which critics say could have drastic consequences for free speech online. The measure approved is designed to enforce the country's existing limits on speech, including the long-standing ban on Holocaust denial. Among other things, it would fine social networking sites up to 50 million euros ($56 million) if they persistently fail to remove illegal content within a week, including defamatory "fake news."

>>76786509
>turty tree

>>76786459
whose the cuck on the left?

>>76786477
rude

>>76786531
Cuck O'Cuckiio

>>76786531
chris ray gun

>>76786455
hi every1 im jew!!!!!!! holds up arse my name is liam but u can call me t3h 4Ut1st oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 30 years old (im immature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch peep show w/ my boyfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of (you)ses!!!! POOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _^ hehe…toodles!!!!!
love and pints,
t3h 4Ut1st oF d00m

anyone remember the meme

>>76786521
>Aside from the hefty fine for companies, the law also provides for fines of up to 5 million euros for the person each company designates to deal with the complaints procedure if it doesn't meet requirements.

what the actual fuck is wrong with germany

Never read posts that are obviously just shite copy and pasted from a news article

Get absolutely fucked you news wankers

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Do I make you wanna dance real slow?
Go flyin' down a two lane road?
Find a limb to hang your clothes?
Do I make you wanna let your hair down
Play a little truth or dare now
Act just like you don't care now
Girl when I come around tell me
Do I make you wanna?

Stay up 'til the sun
Howl at the moon
Baby, tell me the truth
Do I make you wanna

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WHERE IS MY FACKIN KNIGHTHOOD, YOU INGRATES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NUMBER WIZARD
FIGHTING THROUGH THAT BLIZZARD
BACK AGAINST THE FLOW OF HATE
THESE DIGITS WE SHALL CONTEMPLATE

>>76786599
(((David Beckham)))

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>>76786552
Change "d00m" to "bOOm"
I got the idea from Seahawks' Lee-jun of boom.

>>76786599
Wash you hands you filthy bastard

>>76786599
Hate tattoos

Almost always fucking disgusting

>>76786466
went through one of these periods waiting for the horn to come back until I realised it wasnt and had to get back into the habit of watching porn and wanking. Think from now i am just gonna wank to my imagination and cut out porn.

>>76786599
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtFRn_aGXhc

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>>76786622

>>76786622
He has white children.

You have none

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>>76786599
real knighthood candidate coming through

no one has as many friends as the man with many cheeses

Denying that the irish famine was genocide is literally worse than Holocaust denial

>>76786659
>why didn't the jews just fish

next post:

>>76786635
Can't say I'm a fan either, although I can appreciate the skill and artistry that goes into it.

Beckham's are fucking awful; nasty black scribbles, sixth-form philosophy quotes and fucking clichéd biblical imagery.

And why the fuck would someone feel compelled to get their kid's names inked onto them FFS?

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>>76786659
Who's denying it

only have sex weewees once every 2 days for better orgasms

>>76786645
>wank to my imagination
this is actually more fucked imo

just becomes a race to the most degenerate fantasy i can contrive

>>76786030
kek

>>76786652
>brown eyes
>white

>>76786685
>And why the fuck would someone feel compelled to get their kid's names inked onto them FFS?
my dad did that lol

>>76786710
alri darren

Reminder that if you don't have sleeve tattoos then you're literally an autistic Virgin

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>>76786719
that's literally his name
r u psychic

Why do JFs, whose mother tongue isn't English, get so fucking uppity over spelling errors, misunderstand comments and then claim they're interpretation is correct?

about 1% of tattoos look good
all others are total runt-tier

Post good tattoos

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>watching sam harris vids

Absolutely hate tattoos, but if you are going to get one you should go all the way and get at least a full sleeve.

single small tattoos look the worst

used to ave this thing with a cypriot lass in sixth form
she were a reet nutcase and told me she thought we'd get married

she's since gone on to be somewhat instagram famous but i've got the last laugh because i've got a decent sized beer belly and mates on a nipponese knobbly knees forum
oh and i dodged not having white kids, phew

>>76786710
UR DA'S A NONCE

Sounds like you need an injection of discipline into your life.

>stop wanking/watching porn
>start meditating
>start exercising
>eat well
>stop using drugs or drinking to excess if you currently partake in either
>put yourself in situations outwith your comfort zone

Remember, there is no silver bullet when it comes to social ineptitude (at least not in the long term). Social anxiety is not an illness and you shouldn't treat it as such, unless of course you are legit medically diagnosed autist, which you almost certainly are not.

Social anxiety is the product of a perennially insipid lifestyle. If you're going through the motions without making any concerted effort to stimulate endorphin production, don't be surprised when your sense of self-worth plummets to absolute zero and you're incapable of interacting with other human beings as a result.

Social media and the 'chon are full of degenerate mouthbreathing narcissists that have been locked in their room watching anime and wanking into socks since the age of thirteen. They bleat about their inability to interact with other human beings as if they're the undeserving victim of some divine affliction. This sort of attitude is the result of a perverse and distinctly modern ego-centrism, remember that your circumstances are not exceptional and that it is well within the purview of your volition to improve your social capabilities.

Furthermore, don't entertain these spastics or tell to "just relax" and so on and so forth. You're only likely to experience that which you described in the OP until your life becomes a groundhog day of interpersonal calamities. You need to eliminate the underlying lifestyle deficiencies.

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the gf

might have to order dipt from the dnm

Got kicked out the club for dabbing

>>76786646
the fucking state of this gay shit

>>76786782
just b urself

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>>76786599
incestuous...

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>>76786780
take that back

>>76786768
big tattoos look terrible. from a short distance away they just look like a big stain

>>76786782
Just lift heavy and take a multi you gay cunt

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>>76786762

>>76786787
alri mark

>>76786787
bet she really knows how to suck a dick

>>76786742
hmmm
you're not from newcastle are you

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Is this good?

>>76786758
just the way it is with second languages
Part of learning naturally vs being taught

yanks utterly btfo

https://medium.com/@RVAwonk/more-guns-more-crime-f461e11c6d22

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>NEWCASTLE

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I got a tattoo on my calf when I was 17, a big fucking dragon. Looks fucking shit. Would love to cut the thing out.

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>outwith

>>76786835
no, west yorkshire

>>76786787
grim
at least 1930s nazi women tended to look normal, if a bit manly

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POONITED PEEDOM OF SHART SHITIAN AND PISSTERN ASSLAND

>>76786599
back in my day, knighthood meant joining an order of sacred warriors, not being a celebrity

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>>76786782
>Just b urself

>>76786837
personally i think all tattoos are stupid but i respect people like this because of the amount of time and pain invested into it

anyrunt runtmember the runtio meme

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>>76786826

Lads my earphones microphone won't work in my PC, sound works but no voice, is that normal for a standard motherboard? When I plug it into my voice port mic doesn't work either but both work fine on my ps4 explain that

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the new tat

Runtruntrunt runtruntrunt runt runtruntrunt runt

>>76786891
>tattoo of a face on your face

why didnt i thinkof this

in revolutionary era america, cannons were owned by civilians

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I am the Dragon. And you call me insane. You are privy to a great becoming, but you recognize nothing. To me, you are a slug in the sun. You are an ant in the afterbirth. It is your nature to do one thing correctly. Before me, you rightly tremble. But, fear is not what you owe me. YOU OWE ME AWE

>>76786871
It pretty much was until the turn on the century when we started given them out will-nilly to Olympians and other sports stars.

>>76786775
Cyprus is white

>>76786904
superb
would trigger /pol/

>flick through girl's tinder pics
>First pic looks nice
>Last pic looks ugly

Every time

Remember wanting to get a tattoo when I was 18

So glad I didn't do it now, would of got some absolute shite and regretted it forever

would you be violating a restraining order if you used a warp drive to bend the space between you and the other person?

Best newspaper to read??

>>76786944
no it isn't sweaty

>>76786957
the court would say yes because they would side with her

>>76786968
want to fuck her belly button

>>76786969
morning star

>>76786970
basically is you can't tell

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>>76786762

>>76786891
How's anyone going to trust him now that he's two-faced?

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'tis like Captcha has ESPN.

actually getting annoyed by how stupid the people on /tv/ are

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFAz-lGDMf8

https://twitter.com/leftwingbios
https://twitter.com/RightWingBio
doing a laugh

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>>76786968

>>76786988
is this a joke? they're basically turks, even the ones who claim to be greeks (who are also basically turks)

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To the chads and chadlets ITT, what's it like being attractive?

Do you perceive the difference between your lives and those of your ugly friends?

lads something weird is fucking going on, I just woke up from a nightmare except the feelings won't go away.

feeling HUGE fucking shame and embarresment for no reason whatsoever. i'm feeling huge shame for Italy being a failure even though I'm British. I dreamt about failing to run a darknet market and selling drugs and I feel suicidal that it didn't work. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? I can't look in the mirror.. we're are all so shit, everything is shit.

I didn't take any drugs, what is causing this fucking feel? we've fucked up everything, my bedroom is a fucking mess because I'm a pig.

whatttttt

>>76787012
>63 | Self Employed White Van Man | Atheist | Ayn Rand Fan | Libertarian Leaning | UKIP voting | Ex Army | BBC Hater | Hiker.

>>76786935
yeah mate mind wiping your arse before you come to a children's playground next time please

>>76786969
Times

>>76787015
Very insightful.

>>76787015
Knew a Greek Cypriot girl she looked white 2bh

>>76787027
>>76787027
yes
I have friends who literally never get laid, but when we meet new people girls often single me out and throw themselves at me

people are nicer to you in general, want to hang out with you etc
feels good

my life is shit on the whole though

>chads
>ITT

>>76787028
nothin's smooth, nothing works and everything is ugly and shit. what the fuck man

Proud English patriot who likes boobs, cricket, dogs, football, golf, lager, Liverpool FC & rugby league. Dislikes: Islam, paedophiles

>>76787056
so did i, see my original post

she had olive skin, brown eyes, curly black hair and a big nose; aka not white

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>>76787058
Knew it

islam is the Dog poo on the shoe of the Planet

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>>76787032
>west ham man, cocaine fan and and pro muslim ban

>>76787056
my uncle is greek cypriot and he just looks greek
i havn't really ever let 4chan racism imprint on me though, so while I would still say he's white, its veryclearly a different kind of white to western and northern europeans

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>>76787078
>Golf

Fellow below me is in DOUBLE TROUBLE ahaha oh dear

got a big willy

>>76786969
Кoмcoмóльcкaя пpáвдa

>>76787086
im not that beautiful like
I don't even see myself as that far above average, Its just other people tell me alot im good looking

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>Liverpool fan, ex Military and police. Not homophobic but its too much in our faces. Not racist but have seen it as a white person in Africa

>>76787105
Hmm yes a very different kind of white to white people

Almost as though he's brown and not actually white or something

>>76787122
REEEEE

>>76786969
Financial Times

>>76787130
I just wish I was gl enough to be respected

Remember when everyone loved Tiger Woods and Lance Armstrong

think missouri is the best amerisquare

who was the druggy girl everyone was posting in the last thread?

whats her channel?

>>76787109
>golf isn't MANLY enough for me, I only watch wrestling and XFL

>>76787135
im not going to get into this
in my mind greeks fall into the category of white
lets just leave it at that
>>76787152
being good looking wont make people respect you i dont think

>>76787155
early 2000s were peak sport kino

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>>76787155
>Tiger Woods

what killed chillstep?

>>76787170
>cripsy, dyed hair and wrinkles at rest

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Sued LSEs gender studies depo for ignoring mens issues. Shooting doc called The Free Model-getting women to pay their half. Currently single

>>76787155
Armstrong was revealed to be a genuine cunt.

Woods is just going through some shit in his life, still a good lad

Requirements to post in /brit/
>20 wide grip pullups
>60 press ups
>85 sit ups
>Sub 20 minute 5k
>Can swim a minimum distance of 200m without stopping

plans for tomorrow/today?

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>of course i am white my friend, i am greek after all

>>76787200
>>60 press ups
>>85 sit ups
can probably do these

>>76787189
>LSE
dire

>>76787196
Listen to Armstrong's tour de France podcast and he's a good lad

Miles better than the absolute crap put out by itv and the bbc

>>76787200
200m isn't a hard swim at all...

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>Vampire Slayer. Where vampires = heteropatriarchal capitalism. Especially in cinema. Poet, editor, educator. Cis, bi. She/her.

200m swim seems pretty easy

not been swimming for years but would be disappointed if i couldn't do that

>>76787230
yanks will fucking sue over anything

>>76787235
It's not supposed to be hard it's just to show you can actually swim, it's the distance the royal marines use at the start

>>76787200
can unironically do all of this

>>76787251
corr

finally found another aussie porn star to go along with angela white
zara ryan

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>>76787177
>the North London 49ers

>>76787211
I don't even have any greek blood in me you butthurt polmong

>>76787205
going to get my hair dyed
probably have some lunch somewhere after

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Here’s a song for you… Do I Make You Wanna by Billy Currington
https://open.spotify.com/track/3I7krC8kr0gFR7P6vInR1I

>>76787230
TOO
MUCH
BANTER

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I AM HUMAN AND I NEED TO BE LOVED

>>76787205
Celebrate the time we kicked some limey ass by drinking bud light lime and throwing fireworks at little kids

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>>76787290
>stating that these people aren't white makes you pol
doing a think

>>76787314
wanna hug?

>>76787163
Hockey, but close enough I guess.

20000ug of LSD drops up the shitter

>>76787319
cypriots are turks you daft paki

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>>76787314

>>76787252
Slandering us over the internet? I'm suing you, cunt

can't sleep

>>76787315
don't forget to convenient ignore the next time we fought and you got your tiny yank bottoms smacked

>>76787319
it's /pol/ tier to give a shit tho

20 wide grip pull ups is the hardest by some distance imo

>>76787342
come snuggle with me x

>>76787344
It was more of a tie

Worth getting a nyt subscription?

Underrated sports:
Tennis
Cricket
The darts
Cycling
Gold
Ice hockey

Overrated sports:
Rugby
F1
MMA

>>76787300
BLACKED scene when

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>>76787296
Do any brita find any charm in American tunes like this one?

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>>76787339
hm yes and turks are white are they? hm yes i wonder who could be behind this post? hm yes very perplexing hm yes

>>76787381
HEY FATTY BOOM BOOM

THE darts

yes those ones in particular

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HOWL AT THE MOOOON

>>76787374
>try and invade our territory
>fail
>claim it was a tie
ah yes the ol' "america won the vietnam war" mentality

>>76786562
>for the person each company designates to deal with the complaints procedure
Why would you not immediately resign from your job?

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>Overrated sports:

>F1

>>76787328
best sport desu

>>76787180
looks eerily like my dad when he'd be drunk off vodka every night

>>76787163
rip xfl

>>76787446
your dad is black?

>>76787460
>HE HATE ME

>>76787478
>>76787478
>>76787478
>>76787478

*special edition by request*

>>76787228
>Listen to Armstrong's tour de France podcast and he's a good lad
He's not though. He may come across well on a podcast, but the bloke is a cheating, lying manipulative bully who utterly disgraced the sport he claims to love and caused so much damage that it'll likely never recover from.