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AGRESSIVE POST

*exhibits distress*

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>about to go to bed
>remember i have work
>decide to stay up late to make the most of my evening
>feel like shit the next day but then repeat the night before

the autismo yank always talk about trump
like trump is going to get him to normal weight

hello

Have to midnight to complete a job application and it just now occurred to me that the people who will read it will actually know that all the lies I usually tell on applications are in fact lies.

Bugger

>>76779860
alri niggerlad

>>76779819
me on the left

in a permanent state of benzo withdrawal

>>76779819
whats the white one

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level-headed

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sue

feel shame when I see an acronym in real life that I recognise from porn

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>>76779819
me third from the left

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>things fall apart; the centre cannot hold

>>76779902
like bbc?

>>76779902
u abdl?

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anime

>>76779819
>Orange
>Blue
>Purple
>White
Not a clue

pretty frustrating when i listen to a dj mix and theres a tune i like but theres no tracklist

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>need to go to bed in 7 minutes

>>76779897
anarcho pacifism
>>76779943
>>Orange
mutualism
>>Blue
transhumanism
>>Purple
feminism

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preparing to do an eight hour nap

>>76779501
i should've enlarged the skylon bit
it's really an underrated machine
or at least the SABRE engine is

>>76779902
glad someone shares my POV

BAWBAG

>>76779942
youre a basic bitch

>>76779965
T H I C C

white male asian female

>BLACKED Kendra Sunderland Meets Mandingo

Bit mental that we can watch cute white girls taking 13" black cocks from the comfort of our own home

autismoyank hahahahaahahahha

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>>76779965
how do cats get that fat

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>>76779964
>anarcho pacifism
>this exists

pretty harrowing feeling knowing i'll never be sexually satisfied in life and will at best end just pretending to be for the sake of not dying alone.

pornography since childhood done a real number on me :(

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>>76779898

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>it's only tuesday tomorrow

The Billy Dance

>>76780028
>.gif
fuck off

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>>76780018
stop watching porn

>>76779902

big fan of ATM

the ironic thing about the WITM brendanposting meme is that brendan hasn't had to worry about WITM in years and probably never will again

>>76780056
i stop but still doesn't change the fact that my sexuality is already altered.

had regular sex, and even did some other kinky shit with a girl. didn't really satisfy me properly though.

>>76780028
wh-
ah yes

>>76780071
willy in the middle?

1950s were unironically as good as it gets for the white male

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBCbPzl0LrQ

>>76780000
why did you say this

funk carioca

how do i begin selfharming?

boys have a penis girls have a vagina

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ex gf miscarried my child and never told me lads

What the fuck is this "greater good" that these limp wristed nonces keep harping on about?

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>>76780108
I've been to the 1950s once. it was pretty good

>>76780122
then how do you know?

>>76779965
Sleep tight wanker

*speedruns sex*

Haha saved two frames

>>76780071

he owes a million dollars a year in child support payments and can't afford it

>>76780128
Well murder is bad, but murdering white men is the only way to free the oppressed, so their deaths (whilst technically wrong) are for the greater good

>>76780117
douse yourself in gasoline and light a cigarette

Anarcho akhand Bharat

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>>76780093
start psychoanalysis

kill yourself autismo yank

>>76780117

i self harm with drink and drugs

>>76780093
give it time and you'll change

might be a while but you'll get there if you stop watching porn and stop masturbating

mal malloy is back, she was pregnant. get on gif right now

>>76780093
how long ago did you stop

life is pretty horrendous the more i dwell upon it.

for some reason i have the urge to raise a son as a reniassance man who manages to conquer life in ways iv'e thus far failed.

but alack for it is but a phantasm

gonna burn myself with a lighter

>>76780148
She told me eventually. If you start nit-picking my grammar i will unironically fly to what every filthy paki shithole your puny saxon figure resides in, and take out my pain on your pathetic face

>>76780136

I would kill for this life

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Having another poo

>>76780152
well? show us the frames

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>>76780110
dont kno

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America is stunning

>>76780243
fat fuck

Anyone got a stampsheet of the other flag toads?

>>76780243
seriously hope this isn't real

>>76780180
>>76780200
i just wanna shag traps :(

listening to numale electronic trash right now

>>76780254
ok. i forgive you

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>>76780240

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>>76780243
>briefs
absolute fucking disgrace.

>>76780200
Masturbating to your imagination is pretty good, it makes you less stressed when you have sex with your partner.

Forcing yourself to restrain too much is bad because it can cause premature ejaculation or other embarrassment.

>>76780219
>conquer life
fuck off productionist

>>76780289
aphex twin?

feel sick and empty knowing I'll never speak to her>>76779898

>>76780252

It was frame perfect so it was hard to see, expect for the experienced eye

the gf didn't notice a difference

>>76780319
phantom sage

>>76780258
don't go gettin any ideas m8 tomorrow we celebrate giving yous the boot

https://twitter.com/Seanguy_ebooks/status/873074985719349248

the 1950s were shit

listening to alpha male music (jazz)

>>76780366
nigger

>>76780366
wrong

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>>76780243
me too x

>>76780366
4 u

OY VEY the 1950s were shit

No multiculturalism at all - disgusting!

>warmed my crucifix with the stove and tried to hold it

how the fuck do people do this? it's insanely painful

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>>76780299
basc

drink excessibvely to cope with being dateless virgin ugly short autistic loser

have now started losing "friends" because of my drinking, one "friend" group explicitly mentioned to each other in watsapp not to invite me

>>76780399
back when amerikkka was 90% wh*te

>>76780393
looking great lad

>>76780258

is that glacier national park?

>>76780366
*clears rubble in Dresden*

>>76780424
you reap what you sow tbqh

don't understand alcoholics or druggies

where do you get the money lmao a bottle of vodka is like fucking £20

>>76780384
>>76780385
>>76780395
>>76780399
ez ayyyy

they were unironically shit though

>>76780451
hello nigger

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>you reap what you sow

>>76780424
inevitable. if girls don't find you attractive it's ogre

>>76780424
at least you're not a 30 years old special needs yank who lives in his mothers basement, sells his furnitures on craiglist for pocket money and barely never sleeps just so he can post on /brit/ haha

>>76780366
true tbqh
the image people have of it is an imaginary invented era

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>>76780393
>>76780243
what a coincidence

>>76780432
i am trying to lose weight and also doing ss so i'll get there

I'm not so sure reading all those old George R. R. Tolkien books are good for you what with Dumbledore being a bender and all.

>>76780447
£20 is really not a lot of money 2bqh

>>76780443
idd, start as a normal kid then get hated on by society people call me ugly short fat autistic etc, everyoe else happy im sad

>>76780393
This doesn't look like the local mart

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>Only 5% of disease-related gene mutations are fully deterministic, while 95% can be influenced by diet, behavior, and other environmental conditions. Current models of well-being largely ignore genes, yet studies have shown that a program of positive lifestyle changes alter 4,000 to 5,000 different gene activities.” Tanzi and Chopra go on to say: “You are not simply the sum total of the genes you were born with. You are the user and controller of your genes, the author of your biological story. No prospect in self-care is more exciting.

>>76780451
right. what would we do without smartphones and sheit

>>76780424
>friends
going to need you out of here pronto norman cunt

>>76780424

been doing this for 13 years. 29 now and my health is poor.

Is everyone pooing rn

>>76780474
nearly 30

>>76780508
how is this a bad thing

poo ahahaha doing apoo poo poopie pooing a poo

starting to believe manlet syndrome is actually real

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me and a mate bantering a local wog

actually fancy drinking myself to sleep rn but got no drink

>>76780545
go to a prozzie

>>76780541
3 confirmed poos
>>76780243
>>76780393
>>76780484

possibly more ongoing

>>76780424
so what? you don't honestly expect to still be genuinely friends with any of them in 5-10 years regardless of your drinking habits anyway do you?

Think I might try microdosing these shrooms I picked from last year at the end of the week.

Look at all these non British flags

Yuck

At least I have the cuck stamp on my one

>>76780447

£22 will get you 1.5 litres of tesco vodka

most alcoholics are functional anyway, they still hold down jobs

genuine tramps stick to sainsburys basics cider, white ace and tennants super

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>>76780550
it makes you responsible if you and your life is shit

>>76780598
It's a shit in.

>>76780588
being virgin is least of my problems desu it's everything else that cmoes with it - ugliness social isolation hated by society treated like shit by everoyne the but of every joke no one to confide in to talk to

don't like whites, not racist, just don't like them

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perro caca

>>76780643
ah going to a prozzie isnt going to fix that
i dont know what to say lad just do more effort i know its hard but everything aint easy

>>76780613
where do people find them?

>>76780625
well not entirely. your lifestyle is dependent on social conditions and the vagaries of the world economy

don't like minorities, not racist, just don't like them

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>>76780299
helo

>>76780643

To be fair, you're putting a high price on being a virgin

You'll fuck a girl and still feel the exact same afterwards
It's not like a magical release

>>76780393
I knew yanks didnt have penises, no wonder you need bbc (big brit cock) to satisfy your woman

>>76779819
Anarcho-capitalism is an oxymoron

>>76780615
thought you were at work

>>76780643
very apt to my situation desu. if I lucked out and fucked a girl tomorrow it wouldn't magic much better

Don't like Americans, not fat phobic, just don't like em

>>76780674
it's negative feedback loop people treat me like shit so i start drinking drinking makes them treat me even worse so i drink more and so on. if it wasn't for the "fact" i "enjoy" alcohol still wud try to kill myself again as i did b4 i started booze coping

>>76780701
nah it's opposite virgin is least of my worries what i'm saying is being virgin is one of the symptoms of my disease which is ugly short autistic friendless etc

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>Mum and dad recently seperated following dad's affair
>Woman my dad was having an affair with finished with him (why he told us)
>Dad started dating a woman for two months (he met her on a dating site)
>She had two kids that he met and spent time with
>The old dad came back into the picture and my dad had to back out
>Called me to tell me about it
>Dad continues his life as a Justman

AH YES THE NOBLE TRADITION OF MARRIAGE MUST BE UPHELD. FAMILY VALUES ARE THE MOST IMPORTANT OF ALL.

Don't think I could identify New Zealand on a map without labels. Never really came up in school.

>>76780761
how did you attempt suicide?

>>76780701
nah it's the opposite read his post mongo

henlo birts
helllo you STINKY BIRTS
go drink a tea ugly

gay peruANO

right, I'm off to bed. night lads!

>4 hours later

right, I'm off to bed. night lads!

>>76780681
*P. semilanceata* (Liberty Cap mushroom) October-November. Humid, grassy areas (Like fields where grasses are trimmed and aren't overgrown) with southward facing slopes. Local fauna like rabbits may indicate their presence but isn't guaranteed.

Don't like the British, not islamophobic, just don't like 'em, simple as.

>>76780806
the old 'ope, neck didn't break. might be most physically painful experience of my life but noting compared to the mental suffering

>>76780820
reddit

>>76780820
reddit

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danelad in the back

>>76780780
can't understand, is this a summary of some episode of Eastenders?

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>>76780843
>>76780845

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>>76780508
>World renowned spiritual teacher Deepak Chopra has teamed up with Dr. Rudolph Tanzi of Harvard University to write the new book
>spiritual teacher Deepak Chopra
so none of it is true

>Sally Jones - the former punk rocker who became the leading female recruitment officer for IS, married a now-dead jihadist and took her son to Raqqa - wants to come home to Britain, it has been claimed.

lol
if she's still in raqqa the kurds will come for her soon probably

>>76780761
You need to learn to love yourself (Or find a way to) before you can love others lad.

>>76780508
The effect of epigenetics is being highly overrated due to the current political situation around genomics.

Don't blame yourself lad

>>76780856
>danelad
it's danekike

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>>76780063
whats that

>>76780856
What's he done now?

>>76780883
i loved myslef b4 i realised other people hated me so i started to hate myself bc something must be seriously wrong with me to make so many people hate me

>>76780780
>justman
It's your dad's fault, don't ever compare him to Brendan Fraser again, you hear me?

>>76780882
Will kill her myself if shes allowed back in
Not joking

>>76780882
Let the bitch rot out there, bring the kid home

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cager ragers

>>76780699
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQRUz9MTxiA

>>76780839
you ever talk to yourself?

>>76780914
take her with you at least

>YJŞ (female fighters group from Shengal) arrived in Raqqa today to avenge Yazidi women and were welcomed by YPJ

get some

how do i get a cosplay gf to breed inside of

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>>76780924

>tfw good looking, /fit/, /fa/ etc.
>still feel like i'll never attract another girl since gf dropped me

>>76780839
no i don't talk to myself anymore than anyon else

>>76780913
His life is pretty fucking JUST at the moment.

>>76780940
lrn 2 read

>>76780967
post face

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the whip

anyone loves talking to himself? like having debates with multiple people and stuff

Feel as though my purpose was to die on the battlefield but theres no great war for me to fight

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>>76780950

>>76780899
Nah lad. They're just unhelpful dickheads.

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>>76780995
Timothy James Byrne here

>>76780995
I sometimes pretend I'm a popular let's player while playing rpgs

Business idea, give the monarchy unlimited powers and make me monarch so that I can realise my dream of totally pedestrianising all major UK cities and do a Reformation sequel on all mosques and synogogues in the UK.

>>76780701

being a virgin in your late 20s isn't a minor thing, it's the reddest of red flags. if you're a virgin at that age you probably have serious social and emotional problems, might be very ugly, probably have a poor social life, are likely underemployed, very depressed, high anxiety, probably an alcoholic.

i should know, i am one for christs sake.

>>76780995
do it but i hate it

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driving home

>>76780993
lel no thanks

>>76780992
u lrn 2 read

>>76780995
Of course. I'm the most interesting person I know.

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>>76780366
>fashion and cars started becoming more creative
>birth of rock n roll
>post war prosperity
>pre obesity - all girls are fit as fuck
>government wasnt all up in your shit unless your a filthy commie
1950s were pretty cool

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>tfw good looking
>/fa/

quoted the wrong post

>>76781012
this looks like a shot from a television series

>>76781012
any tim loremasters in? why does he entrust the swiper with teddy?

>>76781005
Go fight alongside the Kurds against ISIS mate

>get btfo
>ignore all posts

Lmao you'll never get me

hahahahah autismo yank is mentally ill

>>76781051
LOL

>>76781039
no u

>>76780896

arse to mouth

>>76781037
I mean, objectively it is a perfect example

Train almost reached. Bye bye

>>76781066
Western volunteers do fuck all because the Kurds don't let them - unless you have actual military experience and can speak Kurdish/Arabic

>>76781083
ass to mouth you mean
literally never in my entire fucking life seen "arse to mouth"

>>76781037
so glad i've never had to live as a neet in london
would not be able to stand the bloody call to prayer every time i'm about to go to bed

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*dabs*

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strong desire to marry this girl desu

>>76781100
Still though, something to do innit
You'll probably live and have a cool story to tell

>>76781101
what about when your dad stuffed your face into his arse?

>potential break up relationship drama bullshit
>in a show about the queen and Prince Philip

Where the fuck is the tension in that? We know they stayed married for decades

>>76781117
it's just like hearing the gypsie's wheeling down the streets at night

Watching bukkake whilst eating soup x

If you're a virgin beyond 21 you are genetic waste, natural selection is weeding you out, it will take a miracle for you to procreate from this position.

The rage/depression of the incel is the angst of 4 billion years of evolution being snuffed out, and most incels suffer for a long long time

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is there any way to stop memes once theyve become popular?

over time the "london is brown" meme has started annoying me more and more, but i dont think theres any way to stop it - its not based on facts or logic at this point

>>76781130
Ah yes drinking tea with some literal canadian reddit marxists in some hut in 35c never firing 1 round

>>76781151
hello virgin

>>76781100
>Western volunteers do fuck all because the Kurds don't let them
yeah they do

>>76781066
I am an active duty Marine
Fighting some ragheads in the desert isnt a great war
I want to march against china or something

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Su and I at my rented flat in High Wycombe ... 3 July 2017...

hate living alone tbH its what made me crazy

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>>76781180
Like this image.

>>76781199
move in with your parents

>>76781151
21 year old virgin, don't care that much any more tbqh. never wanted to procreate anyway

>>76781130
>cool story

"yea mate so i went and sat around durkadurkistan and nearby the towelheads were killing one another, lots of dirt and dust around and no pints to be had"

if you have to tell people youre good looking, you arent

>>76781199
Let me live in your house

>>76781180

It IS brown

Moreso than here and we have natives, m8 lol

>>76781220
nah they kicked me out when i was 18 even though im in good terms living with them wasnt cool

https://twitter.com/SophieGeeking/status/881291801478537217
the gf

>>76781251
lol what the fuck

>>76781203
don't care about the war on the media honestly

>>76781224
>and no pints to be had

Stop trying to pretend you're "one of us" mate, very embarrassing

>>76781199
would ideally like to live alone 2bh

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really makes you think

going shower

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyqCNqIbuaA

>>76781224
>durkadurkistan
literally a cradle of civilisation

>>76781262
what a deeply confused woman

>>76781295
Brain is boiling in its own juices

>>76781262
is it?

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really makes you think

>>76780916
they forced the kid to do one of those executions

>>76781295

I don't think there are any female Muslim pilots in the world kek

>>76781232
once an older negress working in the london tube stopped me to tell me I was handsome

>>76781294
independance is nice but being all alone can get tiresome sometimes

>>76781271
it didnt happen out the blue there was a reason for that

Is Devonshire a good place to live?

honestly in favor of censoring social media platforms from hosting ISIS. muh freedumb of speech doesn't apply to spreading that type of shit in real life so why would it apply on twitter

>>76781376
Yes

had golden nuggets for dinner lads

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>look at myself in the mirror one day
>good looking as fuck, feeling confident

>look today
>ugliest fucker on earth, want to die

Why lads?

>>76781327
centuries of paki inbreeding have had an extremely dysgenic effect on the people there

is it possible to get a cosplay gf if i dont want to do gay cosplay shit myself?

>>76781370
I know ive barely spoken to another human in the last week

but as far as living I'd prefer to have a space entirely to myself

>PVC windows/doors

don't do this

>>76781403
no

>>76781396
'tis the fickle nature of mirrors

>>76781398
dysgenics doesn't exist sweetie

>>76781385
The problem is that it would be expanded to include things people disagree with.

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pax americana?

>>76781385
FOY

>>76781440
not for much longer

>>76781403
do you want to hear what you want to hear or the truth

I'd describe my life as an item in the tat section of a department store just by the till that's only there to be given weird looks

>>76781180
>its not based on facts or logic at this point
about 40% of London is white british, are you even from London because it most certainly isnt a white city

>>76781450
redpill me friend

>>76781384
face melting off the skull

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>>76781446
we'll see

up to 1499 on the images now lads

>>76781438
don't care, hate isis and hate people who post edgy shit on facebook to begin with anyways

>>76781419
PVC backdoors are quite comfy, feeling the secure section of the lining as you open it into the garden on a frosty morning, tea in hand and hungover for a cig

Reminds me of uni

>>76781436


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dysgenics

>>76781403
I did

>>76781199
can I live with you?

>>76781490
dont think theres room for another person

shadilay lads

>>76781478
idiot deano

>>76781458
Mine is a discarded teddy bear dropped by a child from its pram on the pavement, muddy and covered in fox piss

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>>76781396
find a bird to match

>>76781403
>cosplay gf
enjoy getting cheated on

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>y*nks

>>76781535
these are canadians though

>>76781458
I'm the torn up pile of wrapping paper sticking out of the bin on boxing day

>>76781526
Why is it that girls become twice as attractive to me when they're wearing tracksuits

>>76781535
cute

>>76781458
Im the packet of crisp that has alread been opened and turned stale

>>76781535

Star wars is for lames

>>76781535
that child is dead

>>76781563
bad taste

>>76781535
nothin wrong wit dat

they'll probably cringe hard looking back on it but at least it's another white baby being born

>>76781563
come to the uk and say that again

like to see you attracted to chav/roadman girl in trackies

>>76781535
just a bit of fun you bitter loser

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>>76781502
b-but I thought your living alone? I will sleep under your bed and protect you from monsters

>>76781333
*winds up the runt and gives him a massive fucking spin*

Huuuuuuuuuhhhh huh huh uh

>>76781198
is this photograph real

>>76781650
yes

>some neighbour of mine tried to tell me I can't be naked in my own house with the curtains open earlier
Told them to fuck off, I don't particularly wander round naked, but if I'm looking for clothes after I've showered and dried, or I'm getting dressed or something, I don't really care whether I'm in front of windows

>>76781535
not half as bad as chloe and whatshisname

do a new

>>76781658
are you sexy?

>>76781672
>>76766104
>>76766104

Make the new
Ive got gimmicks itching to be posted

>>76781700
>>76781700
>>76781700

>>76781535
i can forgive the parents-to-be for sharing their news in a way they thought would be cute, but i CANNOT forgive the retarded brother who thought the whole internet should be told about this stupid baby born to 2 stupid strangers who really love The Disney Brand

>>76779898

Underage you fucking nonce twat