Dead or alive edition
>>76779756
Go ahead, call the cops. They can't ungrab your bum.
>Dollar sign after the listed amount
dumb europoor
>>76779829
>hey how much is that?
>dollar five
nobody says that
it's amount + $
I have no fireworks
argentina
>eurocancers
anime
>>76779948
worst /cum/ thread of the month
imagine being so stupid you'd rather post a sleeping anime girl on /cum/ during your vacation than going out to find a fucc
Who else has itchy ass-hair?
>mexican enters thread
>thread immediately becomes trash
>>76779881
It isn't how you write it dumbdumb
$5 is Five Dollars
kys retard
>>76780137
.whatever bro
Pic related how close I am to losing it.
Just rewatched Birdcage. One of the funniest movies ever made
>>76780049
That wasn't me
>that wasn't me
This is now a french thread
>>76780423
But it seriously wasn't. I was watching Birdcage
>>76780511
I'm just a fella on vacation though I'm not French. I can speak the language okay though.
On the toilet rn. Literally a piece of poo in my but
>>76780614
footkraut tier post
Ma grammaire est terrible, mais je crois que mon français oral est acceptable.
:C
BBBRRRRRRPPPFFFFRRRRAAAAAAAAPPFFFTTT
>like watcha shmellin, boy?
>:)
>>76780673
>que
>no use of the subjunctive
Also you need good grammar to have good speech otherwise you sound retarded
i fucking hate frogs jesus christ...
:^*
>>76780707
>no penis
Dropped.
Going to bed lads. I'll talk to you when I'm state side
https://strawpoll.com/528yad7
New York Yankees
https://discord.gg/yYZYrz
https://discord.gg/yYZYrz
https://discord.gg/yYZYrz
Come get called a chicano
can't watch videos in 1080p without buffering
>3 threads made by me
I'm fast.
simple as
I made this gif
Dude weed it is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqTlaiD0uJw
>>76780764
?
how are y'all enjoying bike season
i went out drinking, got too drunk to bike back and cabbed home. i now have to go 6 miles each way to go pick it up and i have no car
couldnt comprehend a person posting pictures of me on an antisocial social forum
>>76781357
>contributing to the cager cancer
>>76781383
didnt want to get killed by cagers biking home at 4am while wasted, and that cabby would be out anyway
>>76781379
eh more like can't
Sorry for the night demons still visit me
The plan was to drink until the pain over
But what's worse, the pain or the hangover?
Corto Maltese is unironically one of the best comics ever written.
very bad post ryan
Rockford didn't listen to Kanye...
I dont listen to music. I listen to audio books and jewish sports talk radio
>LTC 47 dollars again
>>76781790
This is a thinking man.
>>76781701
The Lupin of the west
>>76781880
$450 when?
>british genes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thshr_PTgeI
>this post doesnt exist anymore
/dead/
>>76781964
That he is.
I don't think any comic character has made me want to switch places with them as much as Corto.
You read the whole series?
>>76781973
Probably never
/cum/ is really bad right now
Finally got my gf to wear a skirt
>needed a new hat
>Go to army surplus for a trucker cap
>$10 min to cards
>Buy two lawn USA flags to bring it to $10
>Lady tells me that I shouldn't bag the flags since it would be disrespectful
>Put the flags on the back of my bike
>Ride around city, patriotic as fuck, for the rest of the day
Fight me pinko scum
>>76782346
>>76782346
Exceptionally good post, you get two (You)'s for it
wish i could afford alcohol
my mom cooks better than yours
>>76782389
*jumps behind you*
say that again, bitch
>>76782274
kraut will go to bed in an hour or so
>>76782482
yeah me too
guys get on the /cum/ discord real quick i want to show you something
>>76782482
It's not all his fault.
>>76782575
no
>>76782565
Exactly, come back in an hour for a higher quality cum
hi guys is stella artois a good beer?
>>76782612
No lmao
>>76782608
i love you
>>76782634
hi guys what is a good beer?
>>76782761
Budweiser
>>76782761
redhook and some samuel adams are my favorites
>chinese memes
cum has reached a new low
>>76782612
Its good.
>>76782820
where do those pics even come from?
>>76782761
Labatt blue
really NEED a French gf ASAP
>>76782974
Any progress on this French gf?
guys what phone should I get
thinking about an android but know shit all about phones.
>>76783082
Are you inviting me to violate you Denmark?
>>76782761
rolling rock
*pukes on your dream girl*
>>76782346
I remember before the election wrapped up there was a motorcycle guy who'd ride around with a trump flag
>>76783112
samsung galaxy s8
>>76783112
Get an S7 or S8.
Pooping after having four cups of coffee that day is a third eye-awakening experience, not memeing
>>76779756
gtfo denmark
>>76783184
>four cups
I drink that before my lunch break.
>>76783184
>>76783184
becoming a wagey has done wonders for the timeliness of my bowel movements
>>76783021
no
>>76783217
>>76783231
Why do you want a French gf anyway?
>>76783227
>tfw working did the same for me
>>76783162
>>76783173
oh boy those are expensive
is there anything more mid-tier or is it better just to go all out
>>76783297
Moto G5
>>76783283
that's a personal question
>>76783297
Get a Samsung Galaxy J7, then
>>76783297
motorola razr poorfag
>>76783289
now i just need to stop eating like crap. its become even harder than when i was a NEET because i have more money and less time to cook
>>76783297
for android phones, mid tier devices are like half the price of the major flagships but perform about the same for normal use
the real expensive ones have things like better cameras and waterproofing, but I personally don't think that they are worth the price
>>76783378
Manage your time better or prepare your food in advance. I make lunch in advance every Sunday.
hate pooping at work
I'm here to save the thread faggots
Happy Independence Day
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CILIBlQ2D0Q
>>76783465
Same, my workplace shared a common office bathroom with an immigration lawyers office. The subhumans we let into this country, wew.
>>76783427
>>76783375
>>76783371
>>76783339
thx famlams
>>76783508
I'm telling Justin on you.
>>76783443
lunch for 5 days?
>>76783465
>mfw work washroom has a bidet
>>76783519
>just tell him I'm muslim or jewish
>all charges dropped
Hey my life sucks but you don't hear me complaining
>>76783522
Yes. Make food that won't get ruined in the freezer or microwave and put it into your freezer until they day you'll be eating it. Then take it out and heat it up.
buds i posted quality content over at /sino/ please do check it out haha i'm off to bed now cya 2morro
>>76783025
>>76783091
>>76783127
>>76783163
>>76783201
>>76783235
>>76783280
>>76783314
>>76783342
>>76783383
>>76783437
therapy in 14 hours
>>76783581
>cleaning yourself better
>sicko
>>76783571
>eating frozen microwaveable meals in the company kitchen 5 times a day on my puny 45 minute break
nah, rather stretch my legs and have a hot dog outside
>>76783581
>I'm a sicko for wanting a clean butthole
>>76783629
Very brainlet thing to do, considering the taste isn't any different. It's fine to store the food in the fridge after your cool it down in the freezer.
How should I celebrate the 4th of July?
I missed Canada Day and am nonetheless in a festive spirit
I just want a pretty girl to wrap her arms around me so that we can embrace for a moment
>>76783606
>>76783637
y-yeah but you had a lewd face
>>76783637
That's gay lol
>>76783571
You must stink
this tfw no gf shit is seriously getting out of hand
>>76783669
Stand outside of the local US consulate or Embassy.
>>76783669
Give an American a blowjob
>>76783715
just go date a tranny you dumb dane
>>76783711
Nonsensical post.
>>76783669
drive to the border
>>76783733
You sound like someone who smells bad
>>76783700
>>76783695
>I'm a sicko/gay for enjoying cleaning myself
What did they mean by this?
>>76783762
They're just envious of your hygiene.
This thread needs more anime!!
>>76783762
Only gays want to be clean
>>76783669
burn a US flag
>>76783774
>>76783761
You sound like a complete loser who leeches off his parents, has no friends, and has never held hands with a girl.
>>76783812
wew lad stop projecting
>they don't have enemas at least every month
Enjoy colon cancer.
>>76783812
>and has never held hands with a girl
degenerate
>>76783665
>considering the taste isn't any different
preparing food in the microwave sucks, i always use an oven when available
>>76783828
>Y-you s-smell bad!
>S-stop projecting!
Go take a shower before someone calls the police thinking there's a rotting corpse in your house.
jerking off and getting naked is the most interesting thing to do at a beach
also i can feel my cock flowing through the water which pretty lewd and nice
>>76783856
wew all this projection
I bet you're a fat stinky texan
>>76783733
Stop stealing my gimmick
>>76783830
>not having a bidet
>>76783881
i forgot how nice it is to have your penor float in water, always like it as a kid in the tub
>>76783807
MORE
Don't know who to suspect behind those posts, but I think it might be OhioANO stealing my old "start arguments with my flags off" gimmick.
>>76783908
I don't have that many animes, anon!
>>76783913
Everyone does it newkid
>>76783904
Bidets don't give you that deep clean. I don't want shit on the tip of my dildo.
>>76783913
>my old "start arguments with my flags off" gimmick.
>my old
>my
>anime reaction image
Post discarded and filename filtered.
>>76783925
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN
DO YOU NOT HAVE A 10GB FOLDER OF ANIME
>>76783940
>these losers don't flush themselves out on a semi-regular basis
normies
keep Austin weird amirite
Jesus texans are such tremendous faggots
>>76783989
I'm not a huge weeb like you are.
>>76784005
There are no Texans in Austin tho
>thinking that I like Austin or am from Austin
>>76784029
B-but this is an anime website! Everyone loves anime here
been to texas once
its an overrated shithole full of mexicans that i hope never to return to
>>76784063
I haven't watched anime in.. I don't even know how long.
>rich piana reaction image
Post discarded and filename filtered.
>Mexicans still cannot understand soap
Reminder that texas is the reason that the president is dead
>country built by groups of European s that hailed from different cultures
>"True" Americans still against civnat
>being part of the 95%
Is it normal to feel a bit intimidated just by pictures of Rich Piana?
>>76784091
What the hell are you doing here you normal perosn
>>76784114
This country was built by brown people you racist
>>76784136
Delete this! Satania is not a slut
>>76784148
Why would you be intimidated by him?
>>76784153
>>76784136
Need to cop that shirt desu
>>76784029
Maki is for cucks
>>76784153
Watching anime is for normies t b h
>>76784148
You're a faggot for even knowing who that is
>>76784173
YOU FUCKING NIGGER! I SIAD DELETE THIS NOT POST MORE
>>76784199
>>76784168
>>76784216
S-stop it anon she's a pure demon
We need to annex canada
>>76784168
is that vid real i couldn't find it lmao`
>>76784258
Why is she dressed like such a fucking slut then
>some guy wants to assassinate Macron
>Hardcore right wing extremist
>Kid wants to bomb Elton John concert on anniversary of 9/11 and his brothers also plotted beheadings
>British teen
>>76784258
>>76784278
S-she doesn't dress like a slut!
>>76784311
Being an extremist is just part and parcel of being a British teenager
>>76784349
then explain THIS
That anime girl looks like a total slut.
>>76784405
That anime girl looks like a total thot.
>>76784362
THAT'S NOT REAL!! SATANIA WOULD NEVER DRESS LIKE THIS! FUCKING DELETE IT
>>76784362
I want to fill up Satania with my demons
>tfw have a folder of digital art about rooms
>>76784429
I fuck your wife regularly, she's a complete slut
>>76784456
tism
>>76784429
>>76784478
hey! i really like it!!
my fav
I've got game and you got cucked
>>76784467
Satania isn't my wife y-you N word
>>76784493
STOP IT ANON! w-where are you finding these pictures?!?!?
>cucked
fucking idiot
>>76784509
>Canacuck is a makifag
Pottery
>>76784537
Here she is being turned into a slut
>>76784559
Me on the right.
>>76784559
me on the far right
>>76784559
Please anon stop I'm begging you.
>>76784576
>>76784592
bruh...
>>76784592
Confirmed ntr lover.
>>76784618
Must suck to have a whore for a waifu
It's required that the next thread's OP is pic related.
>>76784641
Satania isn't my wife you dumb n word
>>76784502
rooms are comfy
just gave myself a (You).
How pathetic am i?
>>76784674
Sure, that must be why you're so adamant in your refusal of her whorishness
>>76784702
S-shut Satania is a pure angel! Can't you see
>>76784644
dont fuck this up people- im counting on you
>>76784694
i know right?
It's weird
@76784698
Not as pathetic as me
>>76784751
Where's the Mexicans?
>>76784764
Tunneling under the border.
>>76784751
wew
>>76784751
>>76784746
>>76784751
ok let me try and get myself a (You)
>>76784815
>have to work on national freedom day
gonna blow my brains out all over the donut display
i just masturbated
>>76784874
is it a chain or locally owned
>76784874
OH SAY CAN YOU SEE
I think Dane anon manually types out the arrow keys and numbers.
>>76784884
i don't even know the owner's a fat passive aggressive cunt
>>76784911
So close, but you got dubs, anyway.
What is the most religious state in the United States?
And a state where religion and the church are a very important part of people's lives.
And where the bible is very important to people and the state
wow steemit is full of /pol/r_thedonald
>>76784924
Probably Alabama or something like that.
>>76784916
murder-suicide him
>>76784924
southerners are very religious in general but few of them are catholic
>>76784916
whats your shift tomorrow? will you still be able to see the fireworks?
http://www.ruv.is/frett/ferdamenn-skaru-lamb-a-hals-vid-breiddalsvik
>Foreign tourists who went to Breiðdalsvík last night began to chase a lamb and cut its troat when they reached it.
>"...They called us over to Breiðdalsvík with the policeman who was a temporary worker, and we checked it out, and there was just a lamb in a rubbish bag inside a big mobile home they had and it's throat had been cut", says Björgvin.
>Hreinn Pétursson, a farmer at Ósi, says the men spoke in broken English. He counted nine men, most of whom said they were from Afghanistan but residing in the United States. Björgvin says that they respected the policeman, even though he was unharmed, but before he came to the scene, it was a different story. "They started lying and did not want to acknowledge anything. They were just taking pictures, but when pressed, they claimed to be relieve the suffering of the Lamb. But they did not want to recognize it immediately. They just wanted to take pictures and something. "
Why do Americans think it is okay to go around killing random animals?
*types out the spoiler and brackets instead of cntrl s*
No
>>76784924
Probably Utah, simply because only Mormons live there. The thing with America is that despite how religious we all are, we're a bunch of sects of Protestantism and then we have Catholics, no one sect can get the high ground over the others.
Who invited the Indian
>>76784844
you tried
Some kind of superpower perhaps?
damn it
>>76784975
Ran a mile yesterday and I can't even sneeze without my abs hurting me.
>>76784947
630 am to 1230pm
i'm not even gonna see fireworks i'm just gonna try to buy beer from the gas station and when that fails i'll probably just play ffxiv all night
>>76784974
>2 off
>>76784974
I'll get it this time
>>76785000
I haven't been here for a while. When did we start molesting Denmark?
>>76784965
>>76784919
o-one last time
>>76785010
Therapy is for losers
>>76784999
NOT AGAIN
>>76784924
>>76784999
>>76784974
>>76785008
Fucking useless
I hate myself so much.
>>76785047
>>76784991
>morning shift
gl; hf
Superior Asian genes
Should I get a paisley shirt?
what could go wrong
>>76785073
I hope this new storm hits New Orleans to be honest.
This is the last time I swear.
>>76785075
>>76785054
mornings are the busiest hours
i asked for evening shifts since they're slower and less painful and my manager just said no
>>76785076
ooohhh clooose
>>76785092
>>76785062
Only the women
>>76785076
It has to happen this time
>>76785100
>>76785087
but at least with morning shifts you get the night to shitpost
>>76785062
>have bodybuilder tier calves from just few years of playing soccer
>have massive booty genetics that lets me increase squat maxes by 50lbs each time
LOVE being Asian
>>76785093
>>76785122
let me try
>>76785087
get her to like you. i would charm her to my shift change
>>76785092
No the women and men you fucking nigger
I GIVE UP
>>76785152
Asian supremacists unite! (Indians count too right?)
>>76785118
L-lucky! I wish I were Asian sadly I got stuck with being a nigger
>>76779947
I'm surprised prostate is that high
Ha kids ,playing with numbers
What kind of pants do you guys usually buy?
>>76785096
i'd rather stay up all night and work during the day
>>76785127
she likes me more than most everyone i work with
she wants to keep me on mornings because i'm a good worker and can handle it when it's busy
>>76785068
Are you fat? If so, yes.
ok this is my last attempt
>>767851794
>>76785176
chaps
>>76785176
Khakis because jeans either don't fit around my ass and thighs or way too loose around the stomach.
>>76785179
Where do you work?
Odd I go home now
Even after 20 minutes
>>76785167
>own people fucked you over in the past
>no one likes you today
Truly the worst race.
>>76785204
be my gf
>>76785224
NOT a girl.
>>76785214
dunkin donuts
>>76785176
Broad ones
>>76785224
go away fucking heterofag
>>76785221
Y-yeah :(. Maybe I'll be reincarnated as an East Asian