Holy shit, this is the first time I look at the map of Spain

>Africa.

Racist, we are asians, like the people from Irak.

ISLAMOPHOBIC.

Being European is more about culture than geography.

See: Turkey and Armenia/Georgia

>>76779673
>Do they even feel European??
Not really. I feel Iberian. We are our own thing.

>>76779705
fuck off you are africans

>>76779673
>I though they were in the middle of Europe.

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Iberian master race reporting in. Any questions?

>>76779719
This, fuck Europe and fuck white people

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are you retarded or just american

>>76779673
>How did that happen?
Plate tectonics, mate
>I though they were in the middle of Europe. How does that make them feel? A bit uncomfortable?
We don't really care tbqh
>Do they even feel European?
Of course.

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>>76779673
>american education
North Africa was part of a single cultural sphere with Mediterranean Europe till the muslim conquests, what the hell would be wrong with being close to them?

>>76779795
>what the hell would be wrong with being close to them?
i dunno, a bit dangerous. probably lots of boats from africa arrive there daily. imagine you are on the beach and could be attacked by somalian pirates. they are right there.

>>76779773
>Plate tectonics, mate
shit that really messed you up. if you think about it, those tectonics could have shifted you farther north away from the moors. but instead... holy shit. i am almost having a panic attack right now thinking how close you are to africa

>>76779875
We are actually safer than most European countries.

>you are on the beach and could be attacked by somalian pirates.

American education.

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>>76779875
They have walls and electric fences Trump can only dream of. Spanish police is also particularly brutal around the southernmost borders. They also have an archipelago right to the west of Morocco.

>Somalian pirates
How the heck would the be able to do that without confronting a shitton of other navies

>>76780050
Best (and only) ally

>>76779961
>We are actually safer than most European countries.
good for you! i don't want you to be unsafe. just wondering.

>>76780050
omg what a beautiful wall!!! looking at the wall you can tell they have bad neighbors. based spain
btw, where is that wall, between spain and africa?

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>>76779875
do you realise africa =/= black ?
somalia is closer to china than spain

>>76779673
>I though they were in the middle of Europe.
American education

>>76780139
>btw, where is that wall, between spain and africa?
Yes, it is located in the pyrenees

>>76780174
what do you mean? native africans are black people, right? arabs are not technically africans probably. they are more like just arabs.

>>76780257
> pyrenees
da fuck is that? i am tired of googling

>>76780246
you probably wouldn't be able to find my state (nebraska) without googling.

>>76780340
The pyrenees are a natural wall that god gave to us to protect us from the barbarians of the north and to remember us that our place is with Africa not Europe, just like the Alps and Italy.

>>76780434
Don't mind me, I'm just dropping in to see if Juan drops the most stereotypical response to this in the book

>>76780459
ah, found them, bad ass mountains. have anyone tried to attack you from the north? did nazis invade spain in ww2? probably not because i would have known that.

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>>76780050
That's the old one, in the 2000s we replaced it with a higher fence, more outpost and even a trench

>>76780487
inb4 nebraska is not quite a flyover state.
we have little rock.

>>76780586
what are you doing about sudacas though?

>>76780566
>have anyone tried to attack you from the north? did nazis invade spain in ww2?

frenchies in few wars and spain was neutral in ww2. had civil war before that, nationalists won

>>76780566
Sorry but I don't know, I wasn't alive during ww2, that's like 100 years ago dude.

>>76780340
The closer to equator you are the darker your skin is and vise versa. There's a desert called Sahara seperating the lightskinned north africans and the darkskin sub-saharan africans but they're both native to Africa just like Chinese and Indians are both native to Asia.

>>76780690
>spain was neutral in ww2
really. wtf. even most south america cunts sided with the allies.

>>76780459
And the strait of gibraltar is gods way if saying fuck niggers

>>76780782
but it probably cost a lot more than the panama canal to dig

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>>76780782
Look spain is in Africa!
Oh no its a fucking ocean!

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people in casablanca look like this

>>76780931
>me on the right

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>>76780884
There is 0%%%%% connection between north africa and spain, there is an ocean seperating the two.

>>76779673
>this is the first time I look at the map of Spain and Portugal
how utterly unsurprising

>>76780619
Even that would be a more refined than what I expect...but still nothing so far.

>>76779673
I knew it was a chicano flag even before opening the thread

Go playing wrestling with your vatos, ese

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Why is Spain so tiny?

>>76780991
The memes are true.

>>76780666
we give them citizenship for free

>>76781027
and brown

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>>76780971
Spain has a city in africa called ceuta

>>76781027
>El Morro
literally the land of moors?

>Punta Blanca
that's their goal

Rather live close to Africa than close to Mexico to be quite honest

>>76781110
>city in africa
then why is not full of africans yet?
get there and boom you are in spain
take a plane to madrid

>>76781177
>then why is not full of africans yet?
but it is

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>>76780050
>>76779795
>>76781024
Italy = Best bros

>>76780762
NA is only African when it benefits them or to virtue signal. Any other time they are MENA.

>>76781167
but only a tiny part of the us is close to mexico. if you are in minnesota, mexico sounds like a different part in the world. size does matter .

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>>76781177
the city is half spanish half moroccan. they got a big fence to keep out the sub-saharan immigrants

>>76781252
You are still being invaded by the Mexicans.

>>76781167
Mexicans have peyote though, but yeah haxe is GREAT

>>76781206
what prevents them from moving to madrid then?

>>76781311
They fear planes and the sea

>>76781272
the wall looks meh, jumpable, just like in san diego

>>76781240
I'm talking racial, not politically

>>76781110
CEUTA IS PORTUGUESE CLAY
GIVE IT BA... actually no, keep it.

>>76781476
>CEUTA
>EU
eu sounds portuguese. so you may be right

>>76781476
Olivença next desu

>>76780174
Yeah, and Nigeria is closer to Spain than it is to South Carolina, so why is Dixie filled with niggers?

>>76781476
Okay, but do you want Olivenza back?

>>76781571
Yes please.

>>76780767
Francisco Franco was actually a close of ally of Hitler and Mussolini's, but he was kept out of the war since he had to deal with rebuilding Spain after the Germans and the Soviets fought a proxy war over Spanish territory the previous decade.

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>>76781542
it actually was conquered by portugal in 1415.

the flag retained the portuguese coat of arms even though it belongs to spain now

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conquest_of_Ceuta

>>76781607
I want portugal back!
Portugal is Spain!!

>>76781637
Thats because portugal was a region of spain

>>76781645
Never was, never will be

There's part of Spain in Africa, I suppose that's going to blow your mind

Didnt Napoleon say that Europe ends in southern France or sumthin?

>>76781667

no.

inb4 american education

>>76781719
Either Europe ends at the Pyrenees or Africa starts at the Pyrenees. He's often credited for that statement but i don't think he ever said that.

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>>76781683
What do you think of this nation, Alberto?

>>76781719
"Africa begins at the Pyrenees"

Which you know, is sort of coming true, with the 15% muslims living in France.

>>76781719
Do you mean Napoleone di Malaparte, famous sardinian shoe maker?

>>76781807
Are you in some way implying that the current state of Spain is the same as the one pictured in your map?

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>>76781683
Gove back portugal!

>>76781881
yeah nah

>>76779673
>closer to some African capitals than to Paris, for example. And other European capitals are even farther away from them
Because Paris counts as European, but Lisbon and Madrid arbitrarily don't.

Also, you forgot Andorra la Vella.

By the way, Florida is closer to Cuba than Washington D.C. Do Floridans feel American or Cuban? Hurr duurrrr stupid burger

>>76781878
No, I'm just pretty curious about what do fellow Iberians think about the Visigothic Kingdom.

>>76781881
We shared the same king, but Portugal was in effect a kingdom with its own cortes. It was only when Filipe IV attempted to turn us into a province of Spain much like what Catalunya is now that we revolted and became independent again.

>>76782002
I honestly don't know much about it.

>>76781995
>Do Floridans feel American or Cuban?
hmmm, I've been to Florida, and this might not be the best comparison, mate.

>>76782040
I wasn't trying to do a good comparison, just to point out how stupid OP's thoughts are.

>>76782036
Spain =/= Castille
Castille was destroyed too

Bamako is closer from Paris than it is from Nairobi, does it make Mali European according to your logic?

>>76782238
Not sure of why is that relevant, but i don't see how the dominant culture in Spain was destroyed, i mean, its not like some culture popped out of nowhere when the castillian kings started calling themselves as kings of Spain, right?

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>This thread

>>76781807
Noice

>>76779673
>I though they were in the middle of Europe
I laughed

What's the best Spanish city?

>>76782653
Amsterdam

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>>76779673
>>76779956
>this is what passes for 'banter' in Fatland

>>76782669
delet this

>>76782653
Toledo

>>76782653
I hear the new colony over at Los Ángeles is growing quite nicely

>>76782714
>>76782669
Good good but I prefer Manila, lady boys, very cheap accommodations, tuk-tuks. Hell it almost reminds me of Lisbon.

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>>76782893
stop that

>>76781542
It's certainly not British!

Get it?

My name is Gabriel Moreno, and I have nothing to add to this conversation whatsoever.

>>76782893
This explains every Lisbian I've ever met.

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>>76779673
>Casablanca
>means White House
really gets the nogging jogging

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>>76782653
Manila, fuccbois everywhere

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>>76783408
bitch imma cut u

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>>76782653
Santiago de Compostela

>>76780666
It's quite easy to get the passport over here.

Seriously I just need to go and check the records about my grandma coming from Portugal or my grandpa coming from spain. Though my Grandma's would be in brazil considering her father was a "coronel"

>>76783515
He said"Spen" not Galiza, please

>>76783627
You mean Gallaecia, cunt?

>>76783515
>restaurante central

se come bien pero algo caro

>>76783703
>>76783515
>Restaurante Central
There is literally nothing more Portuguese than this.

>>76783515
Santiago is p. boring

t. Galician

>>76779673
>I though they were in the middle of Europe.
>American """""""""education"""""""""

>>76779673
They are in the middle of the world burgerbro

>>76779875
>imagine you are on the beach and could be attacked by somalian pirates
I actually want this now, sounds pretty cool
>tfw ywn hear about yarhars raiding your beaches on the news

>>76781118
morro -> snout
yer looking at furry land right there

>>76781645
spain is rightful portugese clay you dum dum

>>76779719
Pretty much this.

>>76779673
I live right across the border from Spain.
How can burgers be so fucking STUPID?

>>76783891
Well I thought that the best known European countries: Germany, Spain, France and Italy are all in the center of Europe. Just like most of our well known square states are all in the middle of the country.

>>76785741
Who cares where you live and what does that have to do with anything, ahmed?