piggly wiggly edition
are aisha
Say what you want about Tylers fanbase, the man himself produces some decent shit tbH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khMb3k-Wwvg
I'm beginning to crack, I've been really abusive to several customers, people besides me having noticed because I'm so loud and animated
down home, down the street
might start drawing again desu
*snares nonces*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wF2JHq8zBCs
Anime, also yanks are shit
Look at this Irish idiot confusing “clamouring” for clambering
Hahaha
>>76774689
Hahahahahahaha
Switched to snus and already feel better
>>76774736
control yourself
experienced a jungian synchronicity this morning
good night irish pride
anyone else find huwh*tes painfully unattractive
jazz festival in paris in the start of september
going to have a blast!!! :)
*buys a 1 pound fish*
>>76774695
yeah I wanted to go skream but he clashed with aj tracey so I couldn't haha
might shave the old beard desu
I've been a wageslave for 5 months now
Bet that's more work than all of you combined
>>76774703
it's a solid album
Experienced a mongian monstrosity this morning
>>76774775
i hope you have fun
>Those legs
>That waist/hip ratio
>Those chebs
Just imagine holding her by her hips and just going balls deep in her from behind. Her body is made for fucking.
>>76774741
I'm sorry but are these nonces all mentally disabled?
Who in their right mind would go and shag an underaged person, an ugly person at that
christ
>>76774741
could heem all of these nonces even the big fat ones
>>76774803
Was he out and about wearing his dressing gown again?
>>76774752
No, I meant clambering. As in you virgins clambering over one another to make a new, figuratively that is, not physically (gotta explain for brainlets like you). Typical seething virgin act to passively correct someone like this. You okay pussy boy?
>>76774768
Tell me more
>>76774775
*hatposts you*
>>76774711
I can barely tell East Asians from downies m8, I won't be able to distinguish the types.
sue
>>76774752
i thought it sounded fine
>>76774813
my penis is too small for doggy
Meeting the white gf tomorrow
>>76774741
Why did this fat fuck think a 14 year old would want to meet with him? I mean if he was a fit lad fair play, he'd still be a nonce but at least it would be believable.
>>76774736
What do you do?
>>76774830
police are en route
*hatposts you*
>>76774813
imagine rosy's body and summer's face
>>76774825
Potato famine
>>76774859
>summer's face
jesus fuck no
fuck off
>>76774830
how does she pull it off
sipping on a few comfy pear ciders
love when i'm getting interviews for things
hate when i'm getting turned down afterwards
>>76774881
perry
>>76774797
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upvfSgO51YE
>>76774845
Call centre
Lads an absolutely beautiful 9/10 approached me in the shopping centre today and sat down next to me and interviewed me with some survey for 15 minutes. After that I kept it jovial, she thanked me and I said no problem. Then I seen her later with her mate and she smiled and waved at me.
wew leds
>>76774859
Fuck off
>>76774859
her face and total lack of a jaw make her look like a fat fucking cow
business idea: pay the entirety of detroit to fuck off and turn it into a massive airsoft urban playing field
>woke up two days ago feeling really ill
>ended up shitting in my boxers (not lying)
>ran to the bathroom
>spend half an hour in there with massive diarrhea
>try to go back to bed but i have to keep running back to the bathroom to shit
>feel really sick and have a headache
>violently throw up last nights dinner in the sink
>before i can even clean it up, im running to the toilet again
>take lots of pills to make it stop
>dont have to shit as bad anymore but i have a huge headache
>have a flight to catch so i head to the airport
>still have a huge headache and can barely stand
>the flight is 11.5 hours long and i'm just focused on not shitting myself again
>go to the toilet multiple times during the flight
>have to take another 1.5 hour flight back to the UK
>badly need to shit again
>arrived home a few hours ago and i still feel the need to shit even though i haven't had anything to eat in over 48 hours and at this point my stomach is so empty that i'm just shitting pure liquid
>toilet paper is really rough and its made my arsehole sore and its bleeding a little bit because i've been wiping it all fucking day
HELP MEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAHH
>>76774906
probs thought u had downs
faith
sipping on a few comfy men's willies
For fucks sake, why did i bother submittnig my meter reading
hate poleaboo
not a polish girl
just don't liek him
simple as
>>76774906
yeah mate same thing happened to me but she was 10/10
>>76774859
Saras face, maybe, ye
Hmm starting to think the guys posting pics of girls they fantasise over and the things they would do to them is not completely ironic. Grim.
>>76774905
Why aren't you in jail?
>>76774859
erm
no
rosy's face is better
Fucked my pasta-sauxe ratio
>>76774906
when you're a desperate incel just a hug from a woman gives you an incredible serenity
july 4th should be a global holiday to celebrate the birth of the greatest country in human history
>>76774947
Not even joking la, I know who she is because we follow eachother on Instagram. Shes extraordinary for sure.
>>76774898
perry is 100% pears
pear cider is just apple cider with pear
>>76774951
post your little brown uncircumcused cockq
>>76774918
you like girls with big jaws?
>>76774918
Had sex wiith a qt with a tight innie lads.
Don't think I can have sex with an outie again, or for that matter watch porn with those roast dinner flaps.
>>76774859
you're the only one obsessed with her mate, get the message
or maybe you're her...hmmm
>>76774933
you forgot to turn your flag off
Would quite like to be a nonce hunter, reckon id be good at it.
shall be hitting the 'zos in a bit
think about all the shit your life entails here. i mean everything. housing, banking, taxes, laws, employment, plus all the different contracts for services (internet, phones, whatever).
now imagine figuring out a way to somehow end all that in this country, in such a way so that they coincide, without encountering any issues and start it up again in a new one that has a completely different way of doing things.
completely beyond me. its hard enough navigating that shit in the country i was raised in. how do people pack up and leave without having their nut done in with all the bullshit that must entail. utterly unfathomable for me. does it take years? do they get help? must be really fucking expensive too.
>>76774955
no point putting him in prison for very minor crimes
he'd just get recruited to be a terrorist
>>76774965
Sorry but im not a virgin runtoid, nor am i an anxious runtoid
this girl was so fucking beautiful, it was worth remarking on with my /brit/ lads
don't get how white people love dogs so much.
they're filthy animals that stink, bark and bug you for food. fuck sake lads just get a gf if you're lonely.
>>76774970
did a chuckle because i use the word 'extraordinary' to mean spacker
>>76774975
TIL
>>76774951
fascinating mate please share more of your insightful theories
>>76774859
LITERALLY ugly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-72Y_a4du0
>>76775012
wish i was in the SAS
>>76774960
Haha
BARK BARK BARK
anime
>>76775014
pics
>>76775010
He's a danger to society
He should be locked up for the rest of his life
Oh FUCK I need to shag Rosy FUUUCK my dick is diamonds
>>76775007
>how do people pack up and leave without having their nut done in with all the bullshit that must entail
If you're not a prole your employer takes care of all this shit for you and you can just live.
>>76774982
yeh so they can fit around my big willy init
theres talking about random shite about music on the radio instead of letting the saxophone speak
>>76775060
Shan't
>>76775041
my precious
>mfw he pulls out a 4 incher
>>76775064
pay up piggy
>>76775007
manchild moron
Summer is literally perfection. Fuck off you chav mongoloids
>>76775019
>don't get how white people love dogs so much.
>they're filthy animals that stink, bark and bug you for food. fuck sake lads just get a gf if you're lonely.
>>76775091
Reckon I could get her to give me nudes for free
what is it that separates a third rate /brit/ meme such as jayposting from a beloved classic like ironically pretending to hate pakis?
>just get a gf if you're lonely.
>>76775062
>He's a danger to society
no he isn't
he's harmless
he's like a little dog
all bark and no bite
his tranny pills made him really weak, and combined with his diet he's even weaker. also the tranny pills have basically chemically castrated him so he has no sexual urges
>>76775050
thats a shit looking anime
no, dont post that one again
>>76775085
ah ok so it didnt happen then
>>76775123
dont care
>>76775107
Ask her for a one month free trial
>QAP with belle Claire DAP /TP /Gapes etc etc. No words GIO292
Bloody hell, quadruple anal, granted one of them is a dildo, but still, don't let your dreams be dreams
>>76775012
unsung heroes
>>76774960
CHU HAFF TO ASSERD CHOOR DOMINAN-- arrrrgghhhh
>>76775121
i'll post it when its time comes and there's not a damn thing you can do
>>76775107
you sound like my special mate keith who reckoned he could get a prostitute to wank him off for free
she didn't
Joe Rogan shamelessly shilling for under armour in his latest instagram. Starting to lose respect for the man.
mouth fucking a nigger to extract his superior seed
>>76775168
kek
>>76775007
I think about the same shit.
I'd even like to move abroad but then I think about all that stuff you listed and have no idea where to begin or what to do. Guess im just retarded or something.
>>76775156
>>76775044
all the replies are saying SAS are the real bad guys
>Joe Rogan shamelessly shilling for under armour in his latest instagram. Starting to lose respect for the man.
>>76775185
stupid pakis
Perfect girls don't exi-
*forces the runts to mine bitcoin by hand*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3dqhixzGVo
>>76775160
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDI1-jpQQSs
>>76775168
I've posted my cock on /brit/ several times. You all know she'd gag for me
is it chilly or chilay
uni sent me a list of things to review to prepare me for my masters and i barely recognise anything on the list ahahahaha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsA6pw3QAUQ
>>76775229
Chile
If the SAS are so good then how come a bunch of untrained drunk micks with small arms BTFO them on numerous occasions? How come I never heard of the SAS battling it out CQC style with the IRA?
>>76775229
chilay
>>76775185
not really surprised that /k/ hates us considering /int/ does
YAAS QUEEN !!!
>>76775211
quite nice
>>76775229
Chilli
>>76775245
fuck off terrorist
>>76774955
My trail is 1 month away unless my solicitor has news for me from today's intermediate diet
>>76774945
Hate YOU
>>76775010
No pakis in Aberdeen
eating thai food
>>76775211
she's so cuddly and cosy :3 a truly wholesome being
>>76775277
oh fuck off already you mentally ill paki fuckhead
"Miss Boombastic"
>>76775222
>hey rosy i've posted my cock on /brit/ several times. You know you'll gag for me
please send her this
>>76775281
fuck off and stop posting her
>>76775229
LEAVE CHILE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfrdt-kAaMs
Played my 3DS in Costa and could hear people sniggering
>>76775237
how are you going to move from germany to sweden? how does it work? seems like a massive job
current emotional status: miserable
current inebriation level: sober
I'd do ANYTHING for 10 minutes with Rosy
why can't stephen fry just die like other disgusting benders like freddie mercury and foucault
>ahh yes let me post a picture of my willy in /brit/ haha the lads will love it!
>>76775288
would quite like to see poley's tits and face
>>76774813
got any more rosy? saved this thinking it was her but not sure anymore
>current emotional status: miserable
>current inebriation level: sober
>>76775239
They should get a really fit chad to do the confrontation bit, they'd have a hit tv show if they did.
Im having a hard time telling which is more grim, Glasgow or Belfast? In Glasgow a junkie threw up on my shoes in the train but I got chased down Sandy Row in East Belfast by men armed with sticks. Hard call.
NEED a half Maltese gf
>>76775245
British military is a bunch of memes 2bh.
I was on the train the other day with a bunch of gurkhas and they were all little manlets. I'm fairly sure the tall-tales of their military exploits originate as just some sort of dupe to get more of them to sign up to police india.
>>76775288
bitter little man
>>76775282
How about you fuck off?
This is /Brit/, I'm British
You're a yank pig
>>76775325
>tfw at least Freddie and Foucault were actual useful.
>>76775336
that clearly isn't her, this girl has a human face
>>76775341
i hate when liberals imply you should fire a gun at someone without the intent to kill them
>>76775211
>ywn turn her straight
>>76775336
Rosy's face is ten times uglier than that
>>76775239
what if these nonce hunters try to snare a 38 year old man but it's actually a 14 year old girl roleplaying as a 38 year old man?
>>76775336
love when the sides of the fanny are visible like this
>>76775300
should have walked up to them and yelled "one double mocha latte frapuccino refill coming right up" and thrown scalding hot coffee in their faces and ducked out
>>76775335
no fucking thank you
>>76775360
freddie mercury is shit
>I'm British
>>76775349
Ghurka meme is a meme
I refuse to believe those ugly little manletoids could take out a Gael of tall and strong stature such as myself
>i hate when liberals imply you should fire a gun at someone without the intent to kill them
>>76775282
>>76775352
why don't you BOTH fuck off
rosy's ugly
but
she's been posted enough in /brit/ that I actually don't mind her face anymore
weird how that works
there must be some human survival mechanism where we adapt to ugly people to reproduce
>>76775406
>>76775409
Pre-Laser
Pre-HRT
>>76775382
Monkey dust did a sketch about something like this
reckon they should do other 'hunters'
like 'drug-user hunts' or something idk
1478540138337.jpg
don't ever fedora me again, or else see what happens
>>76775383
fOY
>>76775239
imagine how tight their arseholes clench when these strangers call them by their name
>>76775239
why do i get the impression the nonce hunters met each other after being guests on jeremy kyle
>>76774960
fuck that spic is one violent fucker
>>76775406
that's an old picture
they might look quite different now
see >>76775431
as I suspected
what happened to josefina posting? cute af
wheres the liverpool poster
>>76775431
repulsive
stop changing your trip and many of us have filtered you for a reason
>>76775469
aight mate gerrard's gona win the league this year
>>76775433
>>76775469
liverpool
>There are people ITT that don't rate Laudrup as the greatest playmaker of all time
>>76775306
well the best way is to not really worry about it and just do it and then take all the registrations and whatever as they come
i don't own any furniture either
>>76775465
fuck off put your trip back on
cant wait to see connor mcgregor get pulverised like an atom in an atom-smashing factory.
>>76775451
wtf i hate sovereignty now
>>76775451
Not having coke with the beans seeing as we're getting a trade deal with the yanks... and adding all the good glorious american gear we'll get cheap thanks to said deal.
>>76775451
franziskaner weissbier is sound tbf
>>76775451
Mhh I love baked beans
Saw a cat on my walk today and I stroked it
>>76775501
I'm not poley
>>76775446
bet the nonce hunter is wanking when pretending to be the kid desu
>cant wait to see connor mcgregor get pulverised like an atom in an atom-smashing factory.
>moving from Germany to Sweden
Is that what they call out of the frying pan and into the fire?
>>76775090
where do you get these pics?
>>76775451
>Leaves the EU
>Wtf I can't remember how to make sausages and ham and grow grapes
>>76775511
back of the queue
>>76775522
bet you didnt stop to think if that cat was underaged did you
nonce
>>76775532
germany and sweden are both great countries
>>76775553
our wine is pish desu senpai and i dont eat faggot food
*blasts this tune full volume on my Sony Ericsson K830i in form room after having downloaded it (and several trojans) from limewire the night before*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wru2aDvmpT0
>>76775503
Mayweather will just showboat and play with him for 12 boring rounds while they both laugh inside at making $100 million apiece from a total sham of a fight
>>76775511
>we're getting a trade deal with the yanks
>>76775500
what about everything else you own? what about all the shit you have established in germany? contracts for various services and such.
>>76775494
fuck off grandad
>>76775568
but 4chan tells me they're not and i don't talk to anyone else
>Weird lad from the Uni anime made a joke about wanking to loli
>Reported him to the police for possession of child pornography
>>76775344
basically what Anxiety War is
>>76775465
My body is great
Face looks.....semi-acceptable now due to long hair and no facial hair
>>76775511
>we're getting a trade deal with the yanks
your current government is literally too inept to even manage that
>>76775563
nah it looked at least 7
>>76775601
>from the Uni anime
British universities have their own anime? Sweet.
>>76775590
had plenty of fun with britneyspearsnaked.exe that i downloaded from the old 'wire
>>76775626
plus it's not worth investing any time into doing things with donald dumpf cos he's erratic and untrustworthy
please post more commieslags PLEASE
>>76775623
NO IT DOESN'T YOU UGLY FUCKING PAKI TRANNY
trains?
charli
wales
a bit of england, a bit of rome, a bit of ireland
>>76775663
No. Commieslags
>>76775663
>>76775596
cancel contracts
bring everything on the coach or train (basically just clothes anyway)
worst case you can stick some stuff in a storage unit and come back later to pick it up
bank and cell phone accounts work across borders in europe too
finished eating the pad thai i cooked now doing a poo lads
>>76775012
all of the daily mail's SAS stories are fake as fuck
Documentary on the rasheed rape gangs on BBC 1
Who knew the BBC was so redpilled
>>76775710
BURN
>>76775694
good lad
>>76775245
>untrained
Nope.
Having said that, the answer is guerilla warfare.
>>76775710
is 5'5 considered tall for women
>girl who sits near me at work has been on sick leave for 11 days
hmm
>Documentary on the rasheed rape gangs on BBC 1
>Who knew the BBC was so redpilled
>>76775723
they're only willing to admit the rotherham scandal exists despite gangs operating in virtually every major city and town.
hmm
poo willy bum bum poopy cock
>>76775743
imbecile
don't need special training to crush a yank's bronchial tube between my thick robust thighs
>>76775747
ebola
>>76775743
nobody wants a 6'4 woman it looks fucking weird and imposing
need a new edition
>>76775663
big fan of the ODEG livery
>>76775644
German uni's dont have animes?
Ours was yuru yuri, GOO AKIRA-RINS!!!
>no Woes video in 5 days
>>76775756
Mate they literally just said its happening across the country
*blocks your path*
>>76775710
Both of these people are correct.
don't call me mr scorpion
>>76775798
*calls him a nigger*
>>76775762
>>76775767
most of the women i know aren't much shorther than me, im 5'11
>>76775770
The first one looks like a real womens glossy mag. The others are absolute shit. Since when do you see a white background with no main image and just random images in small circles? Fucking hell
can someone explain this "chain rule" to me?
business idea: let millions of people starve
>>76775794
topped 'isself
hope they expand the Oyster zone to the rest of the country
national rail is too confusing and expensive
>>76775185
they are some pretty bad dudes, nothing to be ashamed of
>>76775797
*puts fingers in ears*
NOPE
THE BBC IS BIASED
NO ONE IS TALKING ABOUT ROTHERHAM
>>76775713
I just did a poop too :)
>>76775754
>>76775764
I think it might be mental health or something tb?h
she's not loud or anything, quiet in fact, but I just get vibes sometimes that she's on the verge of a mental breakdown
on the last day she was in before she left she seemed medicated somehow, like that low-level talkativeness that benzos provide
>>76775767
hello manleto
>>76775723
remember when they were doing a recreation for some thing and they made it a white male grooming a paki girl?
>>76775819
I could but I can't be bothered
Shaun Ryder: "Working Class People Who Voted For May Baffle Me"
The Happy Mondays and Black Grape frontman on politics, gun battles and going clean
>>76775819
are you 16?
My normal mate is being turned into a leftist freak by his girlfriend
Keeps talking about politics even though its clear he has no fucking idea what he's talking about and is just parroting everything
>There are people that post on /brit/ who have a twitter account dedicated to racist and sexist trolling
>They also have a pepe, anime girl or crusader knight display pictures
>They are the people on /brit/ (and 4chan in general) that tell you your life is not in order
Mental.
>>76775868
never did no ham
>>76775868
maybe because they actually work and don't want to be taxed to fuck to pay for the lazy fucks that don't
>>76775882
so?
most people are very dumb
just let them be in their wee pits of idiocy
>le nigger XDDDDD
>look how edgy I am!!!!
finished my poo
>>76775904
>they actually work
if you earn less than 33k a year you're a net drain on the public finances
>>76775922
Good poo?
>>76775931
I'll drain your public finances
>>76775819
if f(x) is in turn a function of g(x) ie f(g(x))
g'(x)*f'(g(x)) is the derivative of it iirc
>>76775917
nigger
>>76775922
nice
>so?
>most people are very dumb
> just let them be in their wee pits of idiocy
>>76775917
hello nigger
>>76775931
That's nonsense.
>>76775904
er
working class people are barely taxed
also most of their tax money doesn't go towards helping the small amount of people who claim money from the state
(it'd actually be cheaper to get rid of job centres and just give those not in work a teat to suck on regardless of jobcentre)
>>76775896
proofs?
NUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>76775939
yeah it was a wet one
easy to push out
>>76775954
>I do not concern myself with the opinion of sheep.
>looks Welsh
???
Stumbled upon a youtube channel of an old balding vegan whos wife has a boyfriend and posts things like "got some hugging time in with the family"
Whites are finished
>>76775947
cheers lad
think i can grok it
>>76775819
>dropped out of a maths degree after 2 years
>have literally no idea what the chain rule is at this point
haha wew, don't feel good about myself
>>76775856
have you told her you care about her?
>>76775954
not even being fedora but anyone who believes in religion in the UK is either a total wally or a literal 'sheed
>>76775958
No it's not?
This is just the beginning of the migrant crisis, Europe is totally fucked unless something is done soon
>whites are finished
>not even being fedora but anyone who believes in religion in the UK is either a total wally or a literal 'sheed
>>76775694
peng
>>76776003
obv this is 6 years ago but i genuinely dont understand how some people liuve off so little money
>>76775980
you gotta take the pussy
>>76776018
that's not a fedora.
>>76775967
Doesn't take a lot of investigation.
Take a look at a twitter account of some slug with a crusader knight display picture.
Chances are they're ranting about muslims irrationally and posting content from /pol/.
>>76776003
Here's your (You)
>>76775988
eg f(g(x)) = say x^2(3x)
derivative is
2x * 3 = 6x
my life is so devoid of meaning haha
Why can't I have a gf
>that's not a fedora.
>>76775992
apparently this is college level too aha
not sure how i got through an undergraduate without doing any maths
>>76775993
I never talk to her besides work questions once in a blue moon. She talks to another guy near her though every day through the internal messaging system (and she has a boyfriend).
Not wasting my time as some orbiter.
>that's not a fedora.
>that's not a fedora.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJ4q3_mMERo
*orbits the sun*
spaghetti for dindins
>>76776069
bowler hat.
>>76776084
>>76776085
trilbies.
if you're going to do this stupid meme at least do it right
>>76776006
does something (a poo)
>>76776108
enjoyed the juxtaposition provided by the music and the seriousness of the offences
>Fat, middle aged man at work (call centre)
>Refuses to sit next to women
>Sometimes they place a girl next to him
>He'll either start hitting the desk until they move or make a wall with books and folders
>He also shoves hand towels down the toilet, regularly blocking them
>They can't fire him because he's clearly austistic
>He's not the only one that does this
Really do enjoy my work colleagues companionship.
I'm glad I spend more time with them than anyone else.