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another cute thread about me edition
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>>76774182
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/fr/
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>>76774206
awful taste
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J U S T
U
S
T
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you guys need to get it togeather
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>>76774182
Kys proxy leaf
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rate my taste in video games
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>>76774182
Why is Denmark so damn cute?!?!?!?

>>76774215
S-sorry anon! I'll leave you if want me to
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Damn, Nebraska looks like THAT?
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>>76774198
Hotline Miami = Top 10 games ever made.
Hotline Miami 2 = Rushed tras--*dies from offscreen*
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>>76774087
Where do you guys buy your BTC from? [pls respond]
I used to use coinbase before a ban >1yr after transferring to AlphaBay (was a dumb noob, learned my lesson)
I've last used Local bitcoin but shit gets too expensive unless you provide a selfie with ID, facebook, dick pics etc.
I really need to find a new and decent place to buy BTC soon. I'm trying to order baclofen for my miserable drug addiction.
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tfw 140 steam games and I have 5 of them installed
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>>76774299
It's also hot as hell and gets freezing during winter
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Big booty or little booty?
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so you wanna like...smoke one, oppa?
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>>76774280

>DayZ
>falling for ancient /v/ memes
>skyrim
>playing the shitty GTA4 port
>buying walking sims
>Ass effect
>the sims
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>>76774307
Coinbase and local bitcoin is all I know of
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I feel that the one thing we all got out of seeing my face was a confirmation of me being white
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>>76774182
>it's another "Denmark whores her(male)self out" episode
>>76774288
I'm fine with blacks as long as you don't be black near me.
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>>76774348
little and big at the exact same time, nice shape and cute.
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>>76774206
The story is pretty good; I think you'll like it if you stick it out.
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>>76774364
all i could see was a goblin ass little spic shit
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>CHIcanos
>white
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>>76774348

Small butt big boobs

>>76774370
I promise not to be black near you anon!
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abysmal thread, I'll be in the discord if you need me
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>>76774348
Big fat boybooty.
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I mean if contraceptives and other chemicals being dumped into water sources has been proven to turn fish transgender and frogs gay, would it really be that huge of a leap to investigate whether something similar is causing the increase in trannies in our society?
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first of all: fuck denmark

second of all >>76774203

there is this neat Latvian war song
>three Latvian lads are shooting jews by the river
>shooting jews by the river (x2)

>the barrels are hot already, but he jews keep on coming
>but the jews keep on coming (x2)

please subscribe for more Latvian war songs
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I came to cuddle with the Americans :3
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>>76774471
B-but boys don't have big butts
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>>76774410
>>76774408
I have blue eyes you silly billies
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>>76774482
Won't you die from the heat?
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>I'll be in the discord
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>>76774480
based balts
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>>76774494
Are you sure?
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>I have blue eyes you silly billies
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>>76774505
No because I have you <3
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>>76774494
I'm a boy with a big butt... and I don't even do squats.
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My favorite video game ever is Mount & Blade: Warband
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>>76774530
I-I don't know anymore

>>76774549
Pics?
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>>76774530

sauce me, my dude
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>>76774549
>still no proof
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Yeah...x7

Booty x5 rockin'
Show stoppin'
Everybody back poppin'
Knees jerkin', girls workin'
Work it till your stomach hurtin'
Don't stop, gotta get it get it
Break it down till body sweatin'
Everybody watchin', but that don't mean we stoppin'

CHORUS
Let them know you worth it
Dust it off and jerk it
Jerk it, jerk it
Dust it off and jerk it
x2

Whatchu you know 'bout the bang-bang
Don'tchu you wanna know
But you can't stay flow
Relax and take off your coat
Show you something never seen before
x2

Booty rockin'
Show stoppin'
Everybody back poppin'
Knees jerkin', girls workin'
Work it till your stomach hurtin'
Don't stop, gotta get it get it
Break it down till body sweatin'
Everybody watchin', but that don't mean we stoppin'

CHORUS x2

Delta ten, nothing lasts
'Scuse me while I touch myself
Pop my skirt, watch me work
Let it go till body hurt
You know we ain't stoppin'
All them bitches watchin'
Big booty, little booty
Popping, popping, popping, popping

Big girl got her dance too
Bang that flow till it bang through
Shake it till you break it
Take it, swear that you can't take it, take it
x2

Take it, take it x8

Dust it off and jerk it, jerk it x4

Booty rockin'
Show stoppin'
Everybody back poppin'
Knees jerkin', girls workin'
Work it till your stomach hurtin'
Don't stop, gotta get it get it
Break it off till body sweatin'
Everybody watchin', but that don't mean we stoppin'

CHORUS x4

Go...
Go...
Go...
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threadly reminder that gays, Krauts, and chicanos are NOT welcome here
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>>76774356
I dont even own the standalone DayZ or play DayZ on arma 2 what are you on about? What /v/ memes? Also I torrented both skyrim and GTA IV for the mods. What walking sims? And i dont even like mass effect, played it once or twice
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>>76774596
I'm not that much of a slut.
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I guess the other thing we got out of it was confirmation that I'm a qt
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>>76774634

Day Z mod
mystery of the druids
Firewatch
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hello
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>>76774584
>He doesn't know the source

https://nhentai.net/g/163821/
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>>76774624
Chicanos are apart of /cum/
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>>76774645
incredibly insecure post
something only a chi tourist in france who has not yet managed to get his dick wet would say
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>>76774669
>le 56 percent face
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i like german people
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>>76774682

>those tags
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>>76774709
am i cute?
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>>76774724
What's wrong with them?
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>>76774733
Fuck off.
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>>76774663
i dont play day z
druids was 99 cents and i bought it back in the day to be able to post comments on steam
i didnt pay for firewatch
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why are american states shaped like african ""countries"" (squares)
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>>76774785
does my nose turn you on?
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>>76774816
whats wrong with my nose
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>>76774804
why are spanish states becoming independent
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>>76774700
incredibly mean post
something only a bully would say
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>CHI's
>people
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>>76774816
Your nose looks like a girl twerking
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>>76774838
hllo bby
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>>76774874
>bully
>not an autistic neet failure
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Gas the kikes, kill the nigs! Brown bloods sweeter than God's figs! Take a swig of german brew! The crew and I, off to kill minorities, hang those niggers high from the trees! It's a blessed site to see, brown people crying for mercy!
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i love japan!

日本は生命です。
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>>76774915
pls stop bullying me latvia
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>All these europoors
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>>76774980
I am an American
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>>76774972
i lvo u

jk, lad, tis but banter
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chicano*
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>>76774804
no geographical features to separate them
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>>76774967
I want to be Asian!!!!
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>>76775039
Texanos are real Americans
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are not*
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>>76774850
that would be against the constitution
>>76775040
arent there ssome mountains and rivers in the United States
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>>76775089
Don't worry, soon we can turn into anime.
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>>76775129
yes quite a lot. not in the square states though. also no one lives in square states so no one cares
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>>76775148
B-but I want to he Asian with a BAC
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stop stealing my cute animes
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>eat a whole bunch of cheetos
>my keyboard is now covered in orange stains
explain this, atheists
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My dad thinks I care if he's together with Mom or not but I really don't
Am I weird?
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>>76775195
I prefer Halo
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>>76775226
You're not weird if you're not like 10
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>>76775187
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>>76775268
W-what do you mean anon? Are you OKAY?
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Met a coworker's wife today and she immediately acted concerned and told me I look depressed
what a wacko
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Got a cuppa joe from Tim's boys.
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Who is the legitimate *best poster* (non-/cum/ flags need not apply)
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>>76775340
she wants the d
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Which fruit is everyone's favorite?
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>>76775482
Unironically bananas
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>>76775482
Dragonfruit
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>>76775482

strawberry, of course

the patrician's choice
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>>76775507
Gay
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>>76775482
I quite like pears
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>>76775482
raspberries
bananas
blueberries
grapes
apples

in that order
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>>76775418
James
Summerhouse buddy
the leaf hating guy
that one nice canadian

I sometimes wonder if those lads are still here
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>>76775482
I like Pineapples
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>>76775482
guava and mango
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>>76775482
Strawberries are the patrician choice
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>>76775556
Which James?
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>>76774357
...would you be willing to sell me some of your buttcoins
I'd be willing to pay at least 1.3x what I need, I'm p desperate. I don't need a very large amount, though, at least I wouldn't be risking much.
But not really, don't know if I could trust anyone enough off here to receive the BTC. I'll keep searching through localbitcoin offers. The problem might be that I've only been browsing the paypal ones since that's what I used last time. Believe I ended up shelling out around $70+ when I needed $45 of BTC.
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ストロベリーはいちばんですよ!!!
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>when Pennsylvania poster posts
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I lost weight so that people would like me and they still don't
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>>76775614
the one who knows my bame as well
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>>76775482
blackberries
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>>76775678
I've been overweight most of my life then I accidentally became underweight. Now I've been that way for the past few years but I still feel kinda worthless
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>being fat
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>>76775678
i'd lose weight just to be less self-conscious during the summers
not for faggot reasons like that
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>>76775482
Kiwi is good but probably cantaloupe.
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>>76775790
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Would any of you cute Canadians be interested in an African American weeb bf?
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gays are NOT welcome here
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>been taking a break from lifting for weeks
>also been smoking plenty
>suddenly decided to use my condo's normie gym
>try my old maxes
>deadlift
>squat
>summin ain't right...
>feel lightheaded
>vom out my breakfast on the deadlift platform
>get kicked out
Almost died taking a shower lads.
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>>76775924
Is it gay to like Anime traps?
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>>76775890
umm, no.
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>smoking

>>76775952

yes
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>>76775928
>>summin ain't right...
>>feel lightheaded
>>vom out my breakfast on the deadlift platform
>>get kicked out
felt bad for you at first but now im just laughing my ass off
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I keep getting friend requests on facebook by random arab people who I have never met before

what does it mean??
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>>76775952
no

t. gay porn pro
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>>76775955
a-and me?
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>>76775955
W-why?

>>76775969
But they're not real
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>>76775678
assuming you're not massively obese being fat isn't even that bad. most people don't give a shit

having acne is worse desu. i'd rather be fat.
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>>76776005
They want you to be their Arabian dancing boy
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>>76775890
>black
No homo will ever want you; I'm sorry, anon.
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Meditation is a practice of death
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>>76776091
Coalburners like Milo do, as long as he has a BBC.
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>>76776074
is that what the average canadian looks like?
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>>76776091
B-but what if I'm not niggerish

>>76776122
Please me my gf(male)!!!
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>>76776123
I will never remove my hand from your bum
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>>76776123
it's what i look like
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>>76776148
NOT a coalburner.
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ummmmm

gays are not cool, okay?
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>NOT a coalburner.
>posts mugi
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>>76776175
Are you a t-top?
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>>76776201
mugi is pure
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>>76776187
But I love you! Why does race have to matter!!!!

>>76776201
Mugi does not have sex with black men! She likes girls
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>>76776095
meditation leaves you susceptible to demonic influence. watching TV will leave you with similar results.
true meditation is pensive contemplation in pursuit of greater understanding. gotta stimulate those beta brain waves to achieve any profitable results
t. deep and thoughtful interstellar being
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>>76776155
canada, you're hurting me
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>>76776291
You can hurt me
I can hurt you
You can hurt me
I can
Hurt you
You can hurt me
I can hurt you
But you better be sure before you leave me for another one
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>over 2 million results on google
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>>76776261
I love you too anon, similar to how an owner loves their pet.
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STOP THIS FAGGOTRY AT ONCE ONCE
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>>76776323
A-anon Please! Is it becsuse of my skin color??!? I'll change it! I'll di anything for you.
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>>76776261
due to the prevalence of hiv in blacks its better to just avoid them
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I made beef stroganoff without beef
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good night latvia
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what do you think?

http://imgur.com/a/18U69
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not a big fan of this racism towards that anon
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>>76776398
I don't have hiv! I can prove it.

>>76776443
Don't worry Denmark it's OKAY!
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>>76776281
>demonic influences
>interstellar beings
choose one
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>>76776397
Anything?
>>
whats your favorite fruit
do you eat fruit
>>
racism is for brainlets
xenophobia is for geniuses and non-americans
>>
>>76776504
fruit is for fucking faggots
i eat gummy bears with fruit juice
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>>76776494
Anything!!

>>76776504
Big fan of Pineapples
>>
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i cant be killed
>>
>>76776504
pomegranate/mango
>>
>>76776488
how about dinterstemmar
>beings
>benigns
>maligns
demonistellar malignants
>>
>>76776504
blackberries
>>
Would love to live in a small irrelevant town in USA desu, seems VERY comfy.
>>
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>>76776504
they call me apple boy bcuz I eat lots of apples
no I don't eat
>>
Bongs should kts
>>
>>76776669
It's awful, and everyone WOULD make fun of you.
>>
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>>76776669
Why would you ever want to leave Europe?
>>
>>76776694
CIA?
>>
>>76776669
You can live in my backyard doghouse if you want
but you gotta pay rent
>>
>>76776669
hopefully they have gigabit municipal ran internet because you know those greedy fucks at comcast/twc/etc. won't give a fuck about small hillbilly speeds
>>
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>>76776734
You know who I am
>>
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>>76776734
Bane?
>>
>>76776706
No they wouldn't, been to yankland before and everyone went crazy about my accent, it literally puts your social life on easy mode being a Brit across the pond

>>76776733
Hmm I wonder why

>>76776735
Probably better than the place I pay £600 per month to rent in London

>>76776750
Important point
>>
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I hate you
>>
>>76776806
>no they wouldn't
Nigger, have you been anywhere besides new york city?
>>
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>>76776836
>>
>>76776806
Don't double line break. This ain't Reddit.
Are you a Redditor? Did you just come here from Reddit? Then why you hit enter twice huh?!
>>
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>>76776806
>Hmm I wonder why
Because of the Muslims?

>>76776836
I love you!
>>
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>>76776836
I want to fuck you too
not
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ah yes, this is what saddness feels like...

feels bad...
>>
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what song is this

diddudududududududidididududududu
>>
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>>76776914
Don't be rude

>>76776920
What's wrong anon?
>>
>>76776850
I lied, I've not been to USA but I have been to Canada. But in both the cities and irrelevant small towns, the Canucks loved the accent and socialising was incredibly easy even though I'm a shy autist

>>76776877
Yes, Reddit is open in another tab RIGHT NOW

>>76776890
Got it in one, Europe is broken
>>
its called "Fuck Denmark", quite a good song if i may
>>
>>76776987
You will get singled out here for being different.
>>
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>>76776987
Europe can't be that bad!

>>76777002
I'd like to fuck Denmark
>>
>>76776987
>Reddit is open in another tab RIGHT NOW
motherfucker I knew it
I'm browser r/bitcoin rn hbu?!?
>>
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>>76776963
oh nothing my lifes just in shambles haha
>>
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sticks and stones my break my bones
>>
>>76776552
Post booty.
>>
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>>76777090
But nothing will remove my hand from your bum.
>>
>>76777091
>>76776552
gay homosex not allowed ITT. take it elsewhere
>>>/m/
>>
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>>76777091
Umm anon this is a sfw board! Also I don't have a nice butt. But I'll do something else

>>76777142
But that Canadian is a girl!
>>
flag test
>>
*resists urge to kill self*
>>
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oh ill break your bones
>>
>>76777035
I'm not that different desu, and even if I do get bullied I'll be able to win them round with my charm and my natural sporting talent

>>76777037
It's worse

>>76777048
I have 0.02 BTC and am looking forward to retiring as a billionaire in a couple of ears
>>
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私は銃を持っている
あなたの魂を目指して
あなたの股
私は引き金を引くべきですか?
>>
would like to point out that the quality of this thread is at it's lowest rn
probably the lowest it has been in the past three weeks
>>
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>mfw I see a Minnesota licence plate in my State
>>76777227
What's so bad about Europe?
>>
>>76777091
>>
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=x0fFzqX_Xgo
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=x0fFzqX_Xgo
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=x0fFzqX_Xgo
>>
>>76777253
bubblegum
bazooka zooka bubblegum
it's gum
>>
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*suffers*
>>
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This thread needs more Kizuna AI
>>
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*presses*
>>
>>76777164
Hmmm, post tummy?
>>76777309
Thicc.
>>
>>76777394
iktf
I'm basically disabled and can barely do anything (yes, even video games).
>>
>>76777472
lol you're retarded
>>
>>76777300
Constant threat of terrorism
>>
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catch this
>>
>>76777512
Thanks, welfare poster.
>>
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me on the left, life on the right
>>
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>>76777603
well i'm certainly not retarded
>>
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>>76777452
O-okay, So are we bf and gf(male) now?
>>
>>76777619
>left
>right
But there's only 1 person in that pic?
>>
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don't like seafood but love these thin fish sticks with sour cream and dillweed, and taters
>>
>>76777715
fish sticks are a good shnack!
>>
>>76777736
>heat oven for 13 minutes
>bake for 20-25 minutes
>heat up already hot house
>spending that much time on a snack
>>
>>76777662
You certainly don't have sympathy.
>>
>>76777701
i clipped lifes penis out of the frame
>>
>>76777756
>baking fishsticks
>not deep frying them and filling the apartment with delicious oil smell while having fun watching them bubble in the hot oil

>>76777760
what's your retardation
>>
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKhWNOfG9KY

thread is kinda disgusting atm desu
>>
>>76777828
>deep frying already fried and breaded fish sticks
wtf germany i ain't gonna start from scratch
>>
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>>76777669
>>
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>>76777619
me on the left
>>
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>>76777947
e-e-easy.... cana....
>>
>>76777828
Unknown medical condition. I don't have some mental problems that you seem to think I do.
>>
>>76777715
Lmao nigga just eat a fish
>>
The Enterprise is a very beautiful spaceship
>>
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>>76777854
What's wrong with this thread?

>>76777947
Anon you're scaring me
>>
>>76778013
disgusting
i'll stick to my beef and fish sticks
>>
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>>76777981
>nintendo made a gta sonic 06 game

WHOOOOAAAA
So.... like... this is the power of.... nintendo... WHOOOOAAAAAA
>>
>mom was a tweaker
>>
>>76774519
what happens when people get this fat that disables the use of one eye?
>>
>>76778003
>>76778025
If you haven't noticed domination is my fetish
>>
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>>76778076
Yea she was
>>
>>76778060
>mmmm processed food is so great
WRONG
>>
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>>76778164
I-I'm fine with this! I still love you
>>
Occupation idea: profession al beer taster
>>
>>76778279
Good boy.
>>
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>>76778428
P-praise me more please!
>>
tun tun tun tuntutntun tun tun..... tun tun tun....
>>
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hellooooo?.......
>>
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Nothing quite like chicken chili and an ice cold coke on the eve of 241
>>
>>76778101
diabetes, cancer, heart disease
>>
Thinking of buying a 4chan pass 2bh lads

The captchas have become completely fucking insane these last few days.
>>
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Was there ever any doubt that leaves run /cum/?
>>
>>76778730
>he still doesn't know
>>
>>76778730
just use legacy
>>
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>>76778761
Where's Mexico
>>
>>76778794
who?
>>
>>76778775
SPOONFEEDING
>>
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when you feel bad but you don't want to get wasted...
>>
>>76778775
legacy is even worse
>>
>>76778841
is not
>>76778835
>caring about captcha
it's just quality of life
>>
>>76778859
the fuck ameriga
>>
>>76778923
it's export quality, standard too high for the domestic market
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQYLGXGrRtM
>>
>>76778841
fucking stupid idiot
>>
>>76779041
bit rude chap
>>
>tfw
>>
>no
>>
>bf
>>
no gf
>>
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>>
and
>>
>>76778923
either licensing or does not meet the standards for the FDA which handles corrective lenses as well
>>
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>america
>>
>FDA "standards"
>>
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Do blacks like chocolate?
>>
Today I learned that race is not a social construct
>>
Today I learned that race is a social construct
>>
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Fuck you whitey

I'm not letting you inside of me
>>
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>>76779316
>eurofeces
>>
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time to cover up my pain with masterbation
>>
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>there are coalburners in this thread right now
>>
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>>76779500
God damn
>>
has justin made weed legal in canada yet?
>>
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>>76779558
Nope.
>>
>>76779497
very, very extremely desperate bait attempt
>>
>>76779558
Nevada just legalized didnt they?
>>
Saw 3 wfbm today and the women were all dressed like slutty hipsters

Fuck this gay Earth
>>
race is a social construct invented by dirty pathetic wh*te crackers
>>
>>76779558
It will be legal July 1 2018
>>
>>76779634
you're woke af
>>
>>76779634
>crackers
>white
>>
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about to start jerkin it like my life depends on it.
>>
>>76779756
>>76779756
>>76779756
>>76779756


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