/brit/

>>76773314
barb a CUTE

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HE SAY U A BRADE RUNNA

>he didn't have a local paki shop where bossman let you get away with the cans and fags despite you being a baby-faced 15 year old

Oh my days

Literally turned 18 today and have been getting served in the offie for cigs and booze since i was 15 get your life in order you freaks

actually cant believe how many runts in the last thread fell for the shitty 25 drinking age bait HOWLING

>>76773359
>A
he doesn't say this

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How come my Polish neighbour who is a welder and can barely speak English gets to have a lovely wife and two children and I don't?

Am I a dead end and he the future of this country? This is all a sick joke. It makes me consider of the ol' cide.

>>76773374
where was this? need to get him locked up

>>76773374
>>76773379
degenerates

Just one more year until I can pass the 25 challenge and get my mitts on some of that alcohol stuff

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Barb

cryptos aren't a substitute for real currency

Getting a so called mature hairline
Better be all it is or an ol cide will be on the cards I reckon

>>76773374
>giving money to them
dont do this

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me n the lads at pres before heading out x

>>76773379
>18
fuck off kid

>>76773379
ah yes the irish

>30
>still get ID'd if I shave

>>76773150
dont need to pretend lad, a friendof /brit/ is a friend of mine you ugly fucker

>>76773391
stop acting like a virgin freak and maybe you'll have a family one day

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had enough. bye.

>>76773435
fuck off you rude cunt i dont like u anymore

>>76773403
My brain understands that this girl is “hot”, but she’s just so generically “hot” looking it does nothing for my willy.

She’s boring to look at, really.

meat should be illegal
thoughts?

>>76773391
stop being a weirdo
your polish neighbour doesnt sit on here all day shitposting

can't stop pooing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlVRFRdadSA

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alright I'm going to bed then.

can't start pooing

>>76773379
If you think getting booze and fags is 'getting your life in order' you're a retard

>>76773460
cudn't disagree more desu v few girls lookin like her and certainly well more interesting than the sterotypical

>>76773471
Meating age should be 18 with a 25 age limit.

>he doesn't have a local shop where he can stroll down in the morning in his dressing gown and pyjamas to grab a paper and milk

Too comfy, always good when bossman lets you off when you're 20p short too

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pretty priti

>>76773490
night x

ready for work :) 2 hours early

>>76773379
I've had a local since I was 14

You're nothing special

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GOVERNMENT
MANDATED
PATRIOTIC
TATTOOS

>>76773460
bender

>>76773500
>Going outside in your dressing gown or pyjamas

You are what's wrong with this country.

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sue

>>76773503
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-Pnx7Pc7Yc

who's a priti patel?

>>76773500
Don't read papers and the gf keeps the fridge well stocked.

Haven't been to a shop in three months.

>>76773525
oi cunt redpill me on natural monopolies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_miGclPFGs

lol lads remember this

>>76773514
power nap for an hour

>>76773374
>tfw you were one of the few big lads able to get served so you'd go in the shop for all the lads on a Friday night after school
miss those days
when slags would let you finger them in the park after half a small bottle of glenns vodka

>>76773515
pops owned a connie story and only way i could get friends was by giving all these lil 12 year old runts our booze and fags, i was like the dealer of the year because i had access to all this shit

>>76773525
ah yes I take it you dress up in a three piece like thereportoftheweek before you pop down to your local to buy a paper and a pint of milk?

>>76773500
State of you

>>76773495
Google “hot girl bikini” and you’ll see thousands of clones just like her.

Can’t put my finger on it but I prefer my waifus to look a little more interesting.

>>76773535
police are en route

>>76773374
and fifdy gram amber leaf for only £10

>>76773555
He was denied a visa three times to come back to the UK after he went back to Pakistan.

He's gone for good

>>76773500
>using brick and mortar shops
>buying physical media
Screeching

>>76773542
shes gorgeous.

>>76773525
To walk 2 minutes to the shop? Fuck off mate

>>76773450
Don't do it anon. Please don't. In a few years time things could be a lot better, I know, I've been where you are. Hold on. It can get better.

some boi si mi gun nozzle and tek wi fi joke
boy ya gwine dead before yuh si mi gun smoke.

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bored again lads

>>76773576
just did none look like are barbs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gaOKiYeS1w

just realised I'm a narcissistic piece of shit

fuck priti patel 2bh
dfid is based

>>76773563
Big man tings

>not separating from the gang with a slag and getting her to suck you off in the playground whilst you charge down a JPS blue

just did a sex wee

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>>76773576
mong

Made the mistake of shaving now I can’t pass the 25 challenge for a solid week at least.

>>76773562
top idea
bed now ni

I'm here for a horny pissing session

>>76773642
>fuck priti patel

wouldn't mind that meself hehe

>>76773583
that overbite is makin gme throw up desu

too soft and squeamish to slit my wrists or stab myself
very annoying

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>top idea
>bed now ni

Have finally accepted im a loser
Might do something about it
(Not an ol cide)

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>>76773671

>>76773555
find this music video extremely funny for some reason

clearly AATW didn't spend a lot of time on it

>>76773653
She’s literally just a generic normie “hot girl” clone. You’ve been brainwashed though so don’t take my comments as disparagement, but as enlightenment.

Girlfriend is breaking up with me. Feel terrible. I'm an old cun t too nearly 27

http://uk.reuters.com/article/uk-britain-guns-idUKKBN19O1OH

very glad we're being kept safe from these dangerous killing tools

who else going to the 'don this year? might try and sneak into the royal box x

>>76773460
true

>>76773571
>>76773597
If you go outside you put fucking clothes on. If you are going to meet people you also have a shower and put deodorant on. These are the basic rules for human interaction, they're not hard to understand. Runts.

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>>76773391
Listen to what the chinese lady has to say la

>>76773642
would love to

>>76773456
just a bit FRIENDLY banter, calm down

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>just realised I'm a narcissistic piece of shit

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>>76773620
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZN1dGuePcWs

Barbara palvin is extremely generic and also has slight FAS
girls like that twitter girl are unique and cute

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>0017.jpg

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can I borrow a feeling

>>76773599
2,1

The average Brit

>works 9-5 in an office
>comes home at 6
>pops in a microwave dinner and/or oven chips and eats in front of the TV watching soaps
>goes to bed
>repeat until they get 2 weeks off and goes to some holiday resort in lanzarote

>>76773657
night

>>76773692
legit starting to think u blind

it's too late for so many things. doing a depression now

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The gf has the cutest english ever. Makes me want to bend her over and fill her with cum up to her mouth ngl

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>>76773692
wrong

god
british women are such mingers

>>76773749
Yes yes, drift on.... plankton

>>76773735
(Drifting away)

>>76773714
Mate this is at 7am, I'll pop down in my slippers and pyjamas with my dressing gown on and pop in to see Mr Patel

I live in a comfy village where everyone's mates and we don't get autistic about wearing out 'outdoor uniform' pathetic gimp

>>76773741
awful enit

>>76773741
What's wrong with that?

need gf with a sub 12s 100m sprint

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>reception assistant

met a bloke in in rio a few years back it instantly clicked we liked the same music and he was cool and all
we hanged out for an evening then i never saw him again
nothing bent happened if you want to know

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Accidentally made too much food and now I feel like a fatty

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>>76773734

>>76773793
Would you walk around in your underwear?

>>76773802
Hello nigger

>>76773773
>hehehe le giggly selfie my personality is so unique and yet so average
Drone loves his clones.

>>76773770
Kill yourself fucking nonce

>>76773773
no hes correct
shes generically attractive but to the extreme, and as a result has actually become unattractive

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>>76773374
>tfw I walk past the Paki shop and past the Tesco express to get to the Polish shop just because the girls are cute

what does a reception assistant even do

ed sheeran did a really nice Irish song at Glastonbury can't remember the name now

>>76773791
drifting awayyyyyyyyyy

>>76773841
assists the reception

lot of anal prolapse porn lately

time for some late night popcaan

>>76773832
>drone loves his clones
May start chanting this at normies
thanks for the gimmick

>>76773802
11'12 here. was he fastest sprinter in my high school and 3 rd in state.

applied for the nightshift at greggs

>>76773858
Galway Girl x

starting to feel some /brit/ posters are due a visit to the 'pecsavers

ate a whole cantaloupe now I feel awful

Don't understand the point of a HR department

just realized my 20 gauge shotgun buckshot won't penetrate the most common type of body armor. so if someone breaks into my apartment wearing that and i aim at center of mass like you're supposed to i'm fucked

getting the daily dose of aiu lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUkZD-t5AZU

>>76773898
no that's the normie one

>>76773887
Hello nigger

>>76773694
bleak isn't it

>>76773908
just a fruit

>>76773912
literally who fucking cares

>>76773910
give women something to do

home time in 12 minutes

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>>76773832
>>76773838
>shes so hot shes not
never understood this

>>76773928
me

>>76773815
Nothing bent about bromances. Met a bloke like that in a bar in Paris. We were both there to hit on girls but we clicked so much that we spent the whole night talking. We both had non-ironic moustaches at the time and kept talking about how guys who have ironic moustaches are fags. Guy was spanish but from Ceuta. Great family values, they have a restaurant. Later invited him to my friend's restaurant but he said he'll get back to me and never did. Heartbreak feels just as shitty as with a girl tbqh :(

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/3934423/gender-unknown-baby-registered/

ah yes the western empire truly isn't collapsing in on itself

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*smacks you on the head with my cock*

>>76773904
you could drive a bus through her fish mouth mate dwi

>>76773910
to protect the company by not allowing workers to be in a position to sue the company.

>>76773927
Yeah but it was really big

Would be far less disgruntled with the continued existence of Normies if only they’d get some fucking taste.

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how are you celebrating independence day?

>>76773887
did you pursue anything with it

>>76773904
Just picked up my new pair on Friday.

-1.00 / -1.25

>>76773950
kek

cock up yuh bumper sit down pon it

>>76773960
how is that normal her lower third is so different to your average

>>76773910
Bit of this, bit of that

>>76773837
>An irish stooping so low as to use english gimmicks and jealousy
You're "that" irish poster aren't you?

>>76773947
yah wish i kept him as a mate even if its only over facebook

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>Normies

>>76773916
The other Galway girl

>>76773939
Of course she’s “hot”, she’s just extremely bland and generic also. No piquancy.

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told my dad about when we went to see sue and bandojanaimon and it took about a 15min explanation for him to understand it

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>piquancy

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Watching a documentary.

>tfw moved down south
>tfw no greggs instead all this pret shit

>>76773939
Stuff uggos say to themselves to rationalise never having a hope

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>Of course she’s “hot”, she’s just extremely bland and generic also. No piquancy.

wawrinka about togo out in first round how is this even possible

Like the term "piquancy" definitely stealing it.
In fact I like all the english words based on french words. They always sounds very classy.

>>76773939
as the other one said
shes just so boring she becomes not fit

>>76774014
kissed a bird from Galway in Croatia last week
was loads of Irish there, we made friends with a big group of Irish lads staying in the apartment next door

>>76773939
they're not exactly saying that she isn't hot, they're just saying there is nothing unique about her. she is a standard hot girl, some unknown model you would see in a magazine or something. you wouldn't be able to pick her out of a thousand other hot girls. there is nothing that makes her stand out amongst any other 10/10 girl. she's super hot but if you saw her on the street one day, you'd forget her face pretty soon

>>76773969
scholarship. I run the 100m in college. of course, I am slow as shit compared to the black guys who are juiced up on roids. if I were serious about it and started juicing maybe I'd be good.

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>>76774021

>>76773828
That's what the dressing gown is for

>>76774035
>donald dump

how do they know about our president donald fart meme

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the gf

I’m gonna marry the woman I love
Down by the Wexford border

Oh, the drones who like the boring clone girl are also the drones who like the boring clone meme.

Nothing more uninteresting than a normie.

to me she's boring because only the same 7 photos of her are posted so often

>>76774063
Sounds like a shower of west brits to me

If you and your mongrel kind even looked at me I'd have painted the walls with your perfidious blood

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she played the fiddle in an Irish band but she fell in love with an English man

>>76774096
I’m gonna marry the woman I love
ur nan

>>76774094
I don't deserve to have sex with woman with bodies like this. Genuinely I believe this. To an extent this is why I could never pay for an escort either.

sauce is cooking away nicely
just boiling the pasta now
cracking open a tin of Thatcher's Gold Cider

>>76774082
Absolutely mad. If you did that around here you'd get straight up belted. But I guess if you live in the village out of the Wicker Man then it's acceptable.

>>76774118
BIG

>>76774118
Heheh. Potato famine.

Nancy Mulligan was great at Glastonbury

love that Irish violin thing

>>76774063
were you at hideout? few of my mates were at that

>>76774134
>drinking alcohol while eating food

why?

>>76774142
Only degenerates and scumbags go out dressed like that

>An extremely fast mostly rubbish thread full of abnormies
Ah it's one of those

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>>76774110

>>76774146
NORTHERN

>>76773914
*cancels your flight*

>>76774163
why not
pretty normal thing to do

>>76774118
>believing perfidious Albion tricks

Wanking to weight gain again

>>76773314
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKiM_JFPfAw

>>76774163
spotted a 15 year old lads.

>>76774035
>Gladimhere Putitin
screeching
>>76774172
including, as of late, this one

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>>76774163
baffling post

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>If you did that around here you'd get straight up belted

>hating on "normies" and "deanos"

This is why Britain will always be a piece of shit communist country compared to America. You hate people gaining social mobility. A yank sees someone with a nice car and either says "wow good for him I want what he has" or "I'm envious of him and am now motivated to be as successful as him."
The Brit on the other hand will think "fucking rich posh twat probably stole the wealth I'm going to drag him down to my level"

>>76774163
Literally one of the most ordinary things to do during meals you fucking scoper.

>>76774142
Thank god I don't live in the sort of autistic stick-up-your-arse society like you where people care what someone else wears at 7am for 2 minutes outside

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>>76774197

why are women so haram, guys?

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stop masturbating

>>76774026
not sure which one is sue

john coltrane homage gig in vienna is broadcasted on the radio
listening to it

>24 years old
>listen to high-tempo music
>still fantasise about neutralising bad guys in a pretend hostage situation where I emerge as the unsuspecting hero and save the day with my imaginary fighting skills

at what age is one expected to outgrow this gimpy behaviour?

*cucks you*

>>76774172
theres no denying shes cute but you wouldn't look twice if you walked by her on the street.
most celebs are only seen as the pinnacle of looks because of all the marketing behind them

normals are incapable of individual thought - they all like the same five bands, the same five “hot” women, the same cars, clothes, lifestyle, slang, food, drink, film, etc. Normies are drones controlled by the hive mind. Simple as.

>>76774231
>pancake nips

Dropped

>>76774218
Don't think anyone hates normies and deanos just because they have money.

>>76774231
>pancake nips

Picked up

>>76774231
SHOUTING at this is that the best pic you could find

>>76774218
fuck off yank

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>>76774231
>screencap of a photo that hadn't even finished loading
you can do much better

>>76774245
u'er weirdo autist so probably never

>>76774227
I'm British and I've lived in over seven different countries and I've never known anyone who doesn't get dressed before they leave the house in the morning. But like I said, you clearly live in some sort of Jonestownesque cult settlement.

Britain is a rich country with poor people

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>normals are incapable of individual thought - they all like the same five bands, the same five “hot” women, the same cars, clothes, lifestyle, slang, food, drink, film, etc. Normies are drones controlled by the hive mind. Simple as.

Why are you all so fucking depressing

Why can't we have a thread of banter and decent chat

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>normies

>>76774292
finding one he hadn't seen before

anyone remember the cuckio meme

>>76774115
that's because you're an autist that doesn't go outside
>>76774159
yeah was quality, there was also 9 Irish lads sleeping in a transit van

>>76774261
*votes are nige*

anyone remember the cuckio meme

only virgins dislike pancake nips

>>76774237
I haven't even started!

>>76774218
Normies don’t have money, they have a monthly Nando’s and grey goose budget.

anyone wants to listen to the john coltrane homage gig with me

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*stands over you*

disgusting virgins

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>>76774303
y*nks shitting up are general

got called cuckio at white hart lane

wawrinka out what a shock

would you bum tim?

>>76774238
on the right stupid ejit shes the yellow one

>>76774308
if i can find over 1700 individual images of a girl from a not even mainstream jap pop band then you can find over half a dozen of this normie clone you ferret

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PttsIIFEJeE

love this
love that Irish thing

ashamed of myself

>>76774360
*flings the titanic up your piggy nostrils*

>>76774319
>9 Irish lads sleeping in a transit van
sounds grim. Especially with no access to showers and stuff.
What was your favourite act?

>>76774245
>32 years
>Realized I will never be a professional footballer at around age 12
>Still fantasize about somehow playing for a Champion's league team and impressing them with my subtle play in an Iniesta type of role

>>76774218
>deanos
>rich

umm no sweetie

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"show me your abs, anon. my ex, deano, had really hot abs!:

>>76774218
tarquin tier post

>hurr meritocracy
fuck off dickhead the game is rigged

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>>76774390

>>76774297
wow you're my hero mate, pop your address down and I'll get your medal sent off in the morning

>>76774415
*knocks you out with a solid right hook so you forget ever asking me the question*

>>76774397
unironically rate Iniesta as the best player ever

got called an asshat in piggly wiggly

Got a laser session tomorrow

Ate like a pig today

>>76774063
wish I was a normie like this. life would actually be interesting

The bf
https://youtu.be/mlO6PvkR2dU

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>>76774360
not doing anything for me

think I have mild scoliosis

Chelsea>>>Barb

>>76774459
It really isnt

>>76774449
wouldn't step foot in a supermarket called piggly wiggly

emrata>>>>>all

>>76774478
>Chelsea
litearlly who

>>76774397
I fantasise about being the best player in the world and towards the end of my career leaving my team and going to play for my local side, getting them from the conference to winning the Premier League

>>76774393
Kurupt FM, MK, AJ tracey, stormzy and david rodigan two be haitch

>>76774472
these videos look like fucked up pornos

>>76774447
Love the man but Zidane had two Iniestas in each leg in addition to actually scoring goals and assisting. The revisionism about Zizou just ten years after his retirement baffles me.

wanted: someone with access to a heavy goods vehicle to give the spuds a good squishing

how to move abroad? the logistics of having all your stuff moved across, changing phone networks, changing banks, figuring out all the intricacies of the country, insurance, taxes, legal bullshit. is overwhelming. no idea how people manage it.

>>76774385
kate bush did it better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuLuP96qHEA
shame she never performed it

>>76774537
its now the time of the men with ven

>>76774516
Princess Chelsea

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>pornos

>>76774522
grime is shite
fuck you

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>>76774557
:3

Can’t fathom moving abroad because of the phone networks personally, that’s all that’s stopping me

how long before rosy is on adultwork?

>>76774516
@ChelseaFindom97

>He doesn't rate Laudrup as the greatest playmaker in the history of the game

Some of the things he did just look impossible

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>>76774507
why

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smibblywibblies zubblybubblyroooooooooooooooooooooooooo

>>76774566
>>76774590
rosy is a fucking minger though

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>>76774475
>tfw my brain and willy are both racist and gooks just look like tards to me

>>76774558
Irish music is fantastic

always forget to listen to sir spyro on rinse every sunday

>>76774578
Looks like the type of girl who would wait tables in wetherspoons ngl

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>>76774589
soon i hope

>>76774590
Face like a fucking smacked horse’s arse

i think my standards are low enough but i can't seem to find a gf who will go out with me AND kick my bollocks into paste

worry and overthink everything. really not cut-out for life.

got called a no-good benefit scrounging shit at the job centre

post heckin amgry puppers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzO3rzuQ1Ys

>>76774614
she's from kent, wouldn'tcha know

>>76774610
pleibiean

>>76774574
everything else was deep house tailored for deano

rosy has a really top tier body desu

>>76774622
>half the thread on about how she's a generic unrelatable clone drone
>now she's the girl who cleans the tables at your local spoons
baffling

new please??? normally you virgins are clambering for this

>>76774628
hope she does outcalls, i sure as fuck am NOT putting my feet on that floor

craving fast food lads. been tempted to go to the US just to tour around and eat at different drive-thrus

>>76774666
no skream and all was playing

>>76774589
>>76774628
i reckon she's already making more now than she would with real porn. i doubt she chose the findom fetish randomly

>>76774655
don't care love that violin thing

>>76774610
gooks =/= japs

gooks are korean

>>76774683
Shame her head is also part of that body

>>76774704
>>76774704

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>>76774704
>>76774704

>>76774704
>>76774704

>>76774459
dunno I live an incredibly boring life most of the time, just have turbonormie mates I can tag along with to events like this

>>76774654
You already posted this

>woke up two days ago feeling really ill
>ended up shitting in my boxers (not lying)
>ran to the bathroom
>spend half an hour in there with massive diarrhea
>try to go back to bed but i have to keep running back to the bathroom to shit
>feel really sick and have a headache
>violently throw up last nights dinner in the sink
>before i can even clean it up, im running to the toilet again
>take lots of pills to make it stop
>dont have to shit as bad anymore but i have a huge headache
>have a flight to catch so i head to the airport
>still have a huge headache and can barely stand
>the flight is 11.5 hours long and i'm just focused on not shitting myself again
>go to the toilet multiple times during the flight
>have to take another 1.5 hour flight back to the UK
>badly need to shit again
>arrived home a few hours ago and i still feel the need to shit even though i haven't had anything to eat in over 48 hours and at this point my stomach is so empty that i'm just shitting pure liquid
>toilet paper is really rough and its made my arsehole sore and its bleeding a little bit because i've been wiping it all fucking day

HELP MEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAHHH