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mummy edition
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I love coffee, I love tea
I love the java jive and it loves me
Coffee and tea and the java and me
A cup, a cup, a cup, a cup, a cup
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post your savings and current account
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>>76771677
ugly cow
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>>76771622
buy clothes
club
dismantle anime nonces
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The DUP are already pooling millions of government subsidisation into acquiring pallets for bonfire season because a large council owned stockpile in sandy row was set alight (Your tax money is literally going straight into the orange order, the DUP are corrupt you fucking jinnets)
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anime
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sue
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Picture you upon my knee,
Just tea for two and two for tea,
Just me for you
And you for me alone.
Nobody near us
To see us or hear us,
No friends or relations
On weekend vacations.
We won't have it known, dear,
That we own a telephone, dear;
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lot of people falling for the help 2 buy meme
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>>76771677

>brown eyes

hold on turning on my oven
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>1.8k in my current account
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>>76771748
>dismantle anime nonces

EXCELLENT post
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>>76771734
have £7 to my name
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>>76771677
beautiful
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wonder what greater london would get on the ancestry ethnicity test lmao
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>>76771756
calling the police as we speak
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anyone know if 20 gauge birdshot would penetrate soft body armor?
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>tfw people are firing guns off somewhere outside
>tfw celebrations and fireworks usually last a few days
>tfw going to pick up the fireworks today
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>>76771723
money box? lol mate you're wasting that shit maybe keep a few hundred in case of emergency but at least stick in the bank and get the interest

>>76771724
lad it's savings account go google and get on the help to buy isa asap lad

>>76771734
stop inpersonating me
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMBXJ2GoXAM
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>>76771759
how is it a meme? unironically the most generous scheme going

>>76771782
nah mate i don't have to worry about things like that
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>>76771756
かわいい(μ_μ)
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stefflon don
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Jesus 'miracle church': Jewish extremist found guilty of arson
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>>76771659
did you know koala babies eat their mom's poo because they don't produce milk?
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>>76771748
am going to some onsen in gunma but ill probably spend a few days in tokyo by my lonely
going to spend all the bands on clothes
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>>76771801
only reason help to buy is meme is if you wana buy outside the price range which most people don't do altho admittably for london just 400k is a bit dire
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Dont like the idea of living so close to somebody that browses /brit/. May have to eliminate them
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I don't wanna take my time going to work, I got a bike and a sleeping bag and ten or fifteen girls. What the hell I wanna go off and go to work for? Work for what? Money?
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>>76771748
nice, anything touristy? are you going to Tokyo
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>>76771807
dead ting
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>>76771833
if u're walling about bermondsey im gona get u first, when i spot you on the tube u're going down (p.s. i take jubilee west)
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Would heem any runt here no bother
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makign diner
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>bermondsey
I'VE BECOME SO NUMB
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You won't find this in any """""medical journal"""""
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>>76771828
yeah last time I was in a group of 30 people overall and this time it's just me and my parents
think I will look autistic at the club alone but c'est la vie
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pretty fucking useless 2bh.

dont understand banking, savings, finances or anything of that nature. no idea what im going to do when i need a mortgage (not that i'll never get to that point probably). just have a normal bank account with the little money i have in it.

dont understand taxes.

dont understand utility bills.

shit at maths

shit at diy.

shit at talking to people.

shit at everything really.

utter manchild. just wana kill myself.
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>>76771790
>moneybox

I've gained more interest off £1500 in the money box account for a year than i did after a year of £7k in the help-to-buy. the interest on the help-to-buy also dropped half a percent, despite being a fixed interest account...
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>>76771833
you all live on a tiny island
could throw a rock across it
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>>76771897
first step, srs, get off this shithole website
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time for tea
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>>76771897
learn it then
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mans on road
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want to live in west hampstead
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>>76771949
used to live just south of notting hill was lit
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>>76771750
Good, more than happy to reward their loyalty to the crown
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aisha is arguing with jess phillips and it's beautiful
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>>76771897
could learn all that crap in a day probably
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sucking off my nigger mate
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>>76771897
you have the entirety of human knowledge at your finger tips lad
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>>76771961
just north*
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the goal is to move to didsbury
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>>76771936
ah yes the lidl sampling platter
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>>76771890
try and make some friends to escape the loneliness of the lone traveler
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>>76771897
can learn about literally all of those on the internet you mong
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>>76771897
r/UKpersonalfiancne

Google DIY courses in your local area

Teach yourself maths through GCSE revision guides and practice papers
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lads post hook up count with non whites

1 indian
1 black
1 brazillian
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>>76771865
going to Osaka, then Naoshima and then Tokyo
dunno what I'll be doing exactly
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>>76771868
na mate I know everybody in bermondey, when I ask mad tony whose the most autistic feller in the area hes gonna point to you and your gonna get a right wallop.
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anyone know if a desert eagle would penetrate a book?
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>>76772033
1 Londoner
1 Persian/Canadian
1 Australian (she was absolutely mental)
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>>76772050
omg you know mad tony?
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might make spaghetti bolognese
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>going to Osaka, then Naoshima and then Tokyo
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>>76772033
4 chinks
1 mulatto
1 arab
(gay btw)
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>>76772061
>>76772033
Fuck off
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where is everyone going on holiday this summer?
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where to buy a gaff in manchester lads?
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>>76772092
gays dont count sorry mate gl in ur homo goals - mAYBE see you in soho tho
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>>76772011
going to take a fistful of benzos with me
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>>76771967
Loyalty to the crown? You mean how the Loyalists often targeted British soldiers in the troubles? More Catholic Irish volunteered in WW1 than Unionist Prods.
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>>76772036
dont know why i asked you that i dont know the first thing about japan hahah x
have fun mate remember to take pics
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>>76772033
FONT
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>>76772108
already been on holiday, it's europe, always europe
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Ohaiooooooo konnichiwa mino-san!!~

Watashi no namae wa Bruce desu
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>>76772033
3 korean
2 taiwanese
1 brasilian
2 colombian
1 ecuadorean
1 black french
1 indian
1 malaysian
1 indeterminate yank
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how are you celebrating american independence lads?
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>>76772069
I know everybody lad. Look out your window.
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>>76772163
which was the best ones?
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>>76772122
Yeah but when push came to shove they backed the union
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>>76772163
>1 black french
how did you meet her
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will literally go nowhere in life because my genes decided to make me an introvert. thanks.
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>>76772108
huddersfield
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>>76772185
black french
ecuadorean
the second korean
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>>76772152
where at in europe
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grimsby isn't grimsby without you love
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>>76772190
Push come to shove my arse. Thats a big fat waste of tax money, of course your le fashy convictions will justify that.
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>>76772108
fringe ('burgh)
maybe slovenia or iceland
weekend in cotswolds
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bumming a nigger with aids but with a condom on
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>>76772163
slag
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>>76772235
bathalona
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>>76772257
hello nigger
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Steer straight, lads
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>>76772200
you can still do inner journeys
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUEqDQOjAlA

Don't understand this
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Need a black girlfriend.
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>>76772255
can i come to the fringe with u never been
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>>76772153
arigatou!
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want to go on holiday but my mates go with their other normies mates (i'm not allowed to come) and i'm too autistic to go alone. need excuses to tell colleagues lads, the no money excuse only goes so far
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why are there so many people being born with autism
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>>76772296
good post
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>>76772296
no you don't
black women are very muscular
they feel like a bloke
also their fat black people lips are awful for kissing
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>>76772304
> i'm not allowed to come
are you me but with actual friends
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>>76771815
nice hair
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the neet shall inherit the earth
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>>76772328
They arent fucking muscular, African women are just beefy and fat
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>>76772318
I'm so sick of this "traps can't have kids" meme
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proper rate bar refaeli
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>>76772304
go on your own
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>>76772300
i'll be about mate
hmu on here when you are
not autistic are you?
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>>76772348
jeezs is my waifu
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>>76772033
1 half french/half uruguay
1 algerian
3 nips
1 half french/half viet
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>>76772357
love jewish women
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how do you lads go about travelling alone?
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here's to you /brit/
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>i rate refaeli
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>>76772364
i mean it's the 'chan so we aren't exactly cream of the crop but i'd like to think i'm less autistic than most, i am a billy nomates tho - and my name even is billy lol
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>>76771677
Good edition
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why do so many upper class people look like Andy Murray?
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>>76772413
i said proper rate not rate you blind gimp
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>>76772400
on foot mainly
buses sometimes n trains n that
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>>76772400
travelling alone is nice because you can do whatever you like and it gives up a good opportunity to meet new people
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>>76771677
dumb arab alien
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>>76771677
would love this girl to beat the living shit out of me
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fuck off billy
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>travelling alone
extremely grim and everyone thinks you're a weird nonce
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>>76772416
righto well im aiming to be there second half of august
will set up kik so we can discuss later
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>>76772400
get the train and listen to music
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>>76772423
r u haveing a laff mate never seen anyone who looks like him

t. upper middle class
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>>76772469
if you go somewhere like ieefa of shagluf yea
but nice historic german city, would love to be on my own
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got into the habit of not brushing my teeth
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>>76772449
yes
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>>76772469
met up with some redditors in japan when I went alone
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business idea: slave away at my job for another 5 years while being extremely mysterious about what i do in my past-time, giving off the illusion that i live a double life, eventually pay a hitman to kill me with a high powered sniper rifle through the office window.
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>>76772469
love this gimmick where you pretend perfectly normal, even cool things are stupid and autistic
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>>76772304
just go to hostels and meet other travellers, always a sure way to meet foreign qts
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>>76772469
FONT
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>>76772420
good post
>>76772443
bad post
>>76772449
bizzaro post
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downloading music on the 'seek
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>>76772474
<3 my family is rich as well so i can buy us all stuff
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pres at mine at 8pm x
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>>76772469
t. Been to malia once with his mates who are on the fringe of the 'popular lads' in school
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>>76772318
Pretty much this, although Mediterranean girls, I'd tick date/relationship, marriage and have children with for.
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>>76772439
>a good opportunity to meet new people
how

you dont just make friends with random people in transit. you have to actually have a shared interest usually at your destination
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>>76772538
don't think I can make it lad, have an upset tummy
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>>76772520
adjust this so the only casualties are your testicles and i'm in

>>76772536
don't want your money honey
just your presence will be appreciated x
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>>76772538
alri
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>>76772523
>just go to hostels and meet other travellers

i don't think you know quite what it means to be an autist. People at work would rather wait for a new lift than share one with me, let alone actually speak to me.
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>>76772354
can't with a man.
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OI OI IM BACK LADS
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>tfw was going to meet someone from the chon a few years ago
>tfw got stoned and overslept
>tfw he ended up having more fun than i did in the whole year in like 3 days
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>>76772353
hello mboko
are you going to defend your shitty spanish rice next?
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>>76772552
>have a shared interest usually at your destination
yeah
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wish i was rich enough to live in a hotel
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>>76772572
holy shit are you me it got to the point where if someone else was packing up for the day and then i started packing up they wud stop and wait for me to leave so i started packing up really slowly so would be like 10 people waiting for me to leave before they go haha (kill me)
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>>76772353
mboko
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>go shopping
>beggar asks me for money
>truthfully say I have no cash on me
>return to my car 20 minutes later
>he's still loitering around
>give him a tenner since I'm a nice guy
>he thanks me and leaves in a hurry
>discover he keyed my car
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>tfw ugly but funny

I've got a lot of mates but barely had a whiff of a girlfriend haha
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>>76772571
>Strongbow dark fruit

sorry mate, just remembered i'm having a quiet one in tonight.
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>>76772571
kek my mate unironically did exactly this once
no one batted an eyelid like you autismos on here
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>>76772592
at which point you're no longer travelling.

mong
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>>76772579
Adopted kids are legally the same as biological kids. So you can have kids with a trap and anyone who says otherwise is guilty of a hate crime
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>>76772590
>>76772604
why would mboko be calling african women fat? have some sense
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>>76772617
didnt understand what you meant just said yeah because it sounded right
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back from my holiday lads
what happened when i was gone
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>>76772606
you actually serious?
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>>76772633
is that aishas sister
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reckon I'll just have to go up to people in the club and talk to them
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>>76772304
>i'm not allowed to come

why
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might go to a couple cities in Italy in August on my own if finances permit
Italy and Switzerland are the only countries in western Europe I haven't been to
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Insurance is the biggest fucking scam ever devised in human history
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>>76772647
He's a creepy weirdo, I imagine
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had a bunch of student friends from wow a few years ago but it all fell away when i graduated . should probably have taken the chance to meet them desu
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>>76772647
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get more depressed and anxious the older i get. will have probably killed myself before 40. great.
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saw a black guy for the first time today
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>>76772642
Yes.

Although it's a Focus shitbox which was already scratched to shit tbqh.
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>>76772609
Did what? Brought a crate of dark fruits? No one has an issue with that, it's a decent pres drink you fucking billy no-mates
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>>76772643
Yes Elena
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>>76772679
disgusting isn't it
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>>76772683
fucking read my second sentence mate, i have no problems with it
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>>76772637
learn english, mong
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>>76772656
how else do you propose to get a new house if yours burns down?

or if you write off your car?

or something bad happens to you or your belongings on holiday?
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>>76772702
>like you autismos on here

Who the fuck here cares about it you bellpolisher
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>>76772714
just the risk you take
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mental one tonight lads
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>>76772714
alri insurance call-centre runt
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>>76772724
oi
calm down
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>>76772724
hello newcunt
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have no idea who charlie gard is

wy is trump, a protestant, even talking to the pope
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>>76772736
hey, my life is pretty shit but its not that shit.
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any man unironically support privatising the NHS?
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>>76772734
me drinking from the hulk flask
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*knocks on your door at 9pm*
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>>76772742
Jog on virgin
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>>76772757
>have no idea who charlie gard is

He's that baby that the High Court, the Supreme Court and the European Court have all told doctors they can kill, despite his parents wanting him to get treatment
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>>76772645
i pulled in a club called ageha in tokyo, however that was 100% due to the wingman factor and youll be all on youre own
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>>76772774
Why is this a meme? Is it diluted or weaker?
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>>76772647
i'm a cringey autist who can't look people in the eyes. i can come to closed social gathering with mates from school but if there's any girls or turbonormies then i get told not to come
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>>76772774
this garbage is only 4%
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time to get fucked up lads
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love frogs who can't understand english fully. so cute desu.
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>>76772807
VKD BOYS
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>>76772798
get new friends. they seem like arseholes.
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>>76772793
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>tfw it dawns on you why you never get invited to anything
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>>76772805
>garbage
FOY
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>>76772766
Yes. The free market provides services for less and more efficiently than organisations without a profit motive. Healthcare would be better in the UK if the market were allowed to work, it's just too painful politically to stop it so every government pours more and more money into a bloated system that just isn't working.
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Find it fucking disgusting how you have to be over 25 to buy alcohol here. In the US it’s only 21. What a fucking draconian country we live in.
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>>76772807
never had this
worth a recco?
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>>76772788
surely it doesn't matter what anyone thinks but the parents/guardians
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>>76772807
"don't you mean girls" he quipped, " for that is a girls drink" he added with a wry smile
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>>76772798
same desu except they dont invite me to stuff unless it's every now and then to laugh at me but i have no friends and wouldn't leave the house otherwise so i go along with it haha
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>>76772793
How easy is it to mop up fanny as a white lad out there?

Heard it was easy but it's probably just virgins sitting at home pretending
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>>76772793
reckon I'll be giving this one a miss
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new kendra sunderland BLACKED scene looks amazing
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time to get this shit started!
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>>76772855
you need to be 21 to drinking america as opposed to 18 here
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any econ man in wanna debunk natural monopolies?
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>>76772865
Turns out since all the judges agree with the doctors that it's right to kill him, the parents don't get a say

But they get to keep the 1.3m they got from crowdfunding though, so that's something
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>>76772797
low alcohol %
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CINVwWHlzTY

this bloke is such a fucking runt.
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>>76772888
>what is the challenge 25 policy
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>>76772873
lmao that looks brazy mate hit that up u can just pretend u lost ur firend anyway
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>>76772855
what? Its only 18 here you pillock
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is whiskey as vile as beer?
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>>76772856
are you 14 and/or female?
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>>76772848
*pays £1000 for an ambulance for the hospital*
Aaaah
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Howling
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this charlie Gard thing is very interesting. Should people be allowed to fleece desparate parents to make money?
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might start a youtube channel related to numberphile and computerphile and that called "niggerphile" and it's facts about niggers
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>>76772870
not easy and most arent that interested
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>>76772921
You have to be 25 or older or you get asked for ID, it’s ridiculous compared to America
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>>76772894
just as well desu, i work in Feltham (where they live) and it's an utter shite hole full of single mothers and road men
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>>76772928
I drink "women" drinks alot to get a good buzz and then when im with the boys I have normal stuff
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ahahaha yeah happy birthday mate
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>>76772959
are you being dense on purpose?
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>>76771677
WTF I love Arabs now
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>>76772946
???
they fleeced a million quid+ off the public
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>>76772946
yes
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>>76772855
What fucking planet are you living on you underage retard it's 18 to buy booze they're just told to ID you if you look under 25, fucking hell I can tell you've never bought a pint in your pathetic life
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>>76772973
Million quid and a dead kid did wonders for the McCanns, doubt they'll still be living there by Christmas
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>>76772981
FOB
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>>76772981
now why is this one a meme
>>
>>76772955
Shame
>>
Which one of you has a youtube channel entitled "Master Brew"?
>>
>>76772992
Draconian policy compared to what they have in the US. 21 not 25.
>>
>>76772989
yeah and good on them
my question is: is it right for doctors to take advantage of the desperation of parents to charge extremely high prices for experimental treatments that probably won't work?
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>>76773017
because theres always a greygoose or a belvedere at birthdays
runts bring ciroc
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>>76772873
you are a funeral
it was alri and i dont like clubs
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>went to a boys school
cannot speak to girls ahaha
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>>76772981
*does a pointing pose to show off my armani watch while holding grey goose in the other hand*
yerrrr my g, get a quick snap bro
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>>76772940
YELPING
>>
>>76772572
I know lad, but in these situations when nobody knows who you are, you can just make it up. Fake it till you make it. Socially I am shit but when I first arrived at a hostel I pretended to be confident and introduced myself to all the other travellers, (introduced myself to a french lad in a Jacuzzi which was quite awkward).

Also a great excuse if you sperg out is "ah thats just an English thing", because what the hell do foreigners know.
>>
>>76773017
deanos like to blow a weeks wages on bottles in shitty deano clubs and think they're hot shit for it.
>>
>>76773052
gay as fuck. did you have bumming classes?
>>
>>76772959
Yeah you just show them ID and if you're over 18 its fine?
>>
>>76772905
he's a good lad
>>
>>76772959
>>76773028
>>76772855
you're a fecking eejit
take your (You)s and begone
>>
>>76773038
FOB never been to a bd with that at most one girls 21 had cheapest bottle of moet bought by the rents
>>
>>76773028
No you spastic

In the US you have to BE 21 to buy it, if you look under that they'll ID you

Because it's so easy to get away with looking over 21, some places enact a challenge 25 policy where if they look under 25 which is harder to get away with they have to show proof of ID to show that they're over >>>>18<<<<<

Fucking knobhead, finish your SATs before talking about booze
>>
hmmm


aaaah yes
>>
>>76773052
did you get wanked off in the showers after PE?
>>
>>76772536
poorfag here can I come?
>>
>>76773050
because you go to shit clubs lad
>>
my willy's very small lol
>>
>>76773052
same lad
you get over it at uni
girls are actually disgusting though, don't bother
>>
>>76773077
Horrible nanny state policy compared to the US

>>76773090
t. 18 year old who thinks he can just waltz into a shop and buy alcohol
>>
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farted
>>
fuck off with the booze argument again.
>>
>>76773119
if you pretend to like me and not call me ugly like most people do
>>
girls have trash taste in vidya other than the sims (which is overpriced but not bad)
>>
>>76773026
It's someone on brit/pol/
>>
>>76773052
not really a valid excuse, I went to a mixed secondary and it never helped, plus I'm sure plenty of the boys who went to your school had no such problems
>>
>>76773052
went to a normal school and cannot speak to them either lmao
>>
literally shouting at how easy it is to troll people on this forum

this bloke has done a right number on you lot, and by god youre getting so cross about it
>>
Nothing more insufferable than a rich white girl who idolises tyler, the creator
>>
>>76773139
pretty sure they ask for your ID in the US mate
>>
absolutely gagging for a (you). been trying all thread
>>
>>76772617
howling
>>
>>76773105
once every few months lad its ok
>>
>>76773035
no, that's why GOSH doctors, the UK and European courts said no, and doctors in america basically want to treat the baby like a guinea pig
>>
>So what did you do with the 1.5b the Tories bought you with
>bought loads of pallets and did loads of bonfires

Howling at the Union Jack
>>
>>76773064
>fake it til you make it

This advice turned my life around
I started to imagine myself as way better looking than I actually was and suddenly I was swimming in confidence
>>
>>76773139
>t. 18 year old who thinks he can just waltz into a shop and buy alcohol
I'm 22 and I've never been ID'd except for clubs who automatically ask for ID on entry
stop being an autistic twat
>>
> US
allowed guns
Allowed to buy alcohol at 21

>uk
Barely allowed butterknives
No alcohol until you “look 25” - god forbid you look younger than you are
>>
>>76773189
but muh death committees?
>>
Watching The Crown on Netflix

Just think, if that king hadn't decided to start shagging that divorced Yank, we never would have had Queen Liz
>>
gaily shouting at how gay it is to troll gay people on this gay forum

this gay bloke has done a gay number on you lot, and by god youre getting so gay about it
>>
>>76773166
lad u at least 5 years behind the times it's lil peep nowerdays
>>
>>76773123
never answer back first warning
>>
>>76773139
Can if you're not an emasculated, baby faced hemaphrodite runtoid like yourself
>>
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>On Belfast's Sandy Row there was anger and disbelief as news spread that pallets for an Eleventh Night bonfire in the area were missing.

NEED MO MONEY FO DEM PROGRAMZ
>>
china has said it wants to ban homosexuality from the internet
>>
hello lads

i am back
>>
>>76773203
HOWLING
>yurocucks
>>
>>76773061
need full nudes of aisha
any man got?
>>
if cryptos become widespread would it devalue normal currency?
>>
>>76773166
Is it 2012?
>>
bossman in london asks often for ID while here they do not care in the slightest
>>
>>76773238
>i am black

Greater London
>>
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>>76773233
Can't they just not go on /brit/?
>>
>>76773214
snorning at this
>>
>>76773238
how was it?
>>
>>76773216
>>76773248
Irelands a few years behind FUCK OFF
>>
>>76772033
2 bulgarians
>>
>>76773246
establishment wouldn't allow it (until they figure out how to monopolise it)
>>
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>>76773203
>tfw I've apparently "looked 25" since I turned 17
>>
>>76773260
really good tbf
>>
im 18 and never get asked for ID

howling at all you runtlets
>>
>>
>>76773314

NEW
>>
>>76773285
they cant it's p2p and completely decentralized
>>
going to open a gay club

will be naming it The Empty Closet
>>
>>76773232
ARE KULCHURR
>>
>>76773229
Alcohol is an oestrogenic compound so the only baby faced girl here is you, you bottle-sucking runtfucker. Good luck EVER passing the 25 age check. Wouldn’t be a problem in the US.
>>
Literally turned 18 today and have been getting served in the offie for fags and booze since i was 15 get your life in order you freaks
>>
>>76773311
im 30 and just startednot getting ided think it's the 'ceeding 'airline
>>
>>76773341
I've had a local since I was 14
>>
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>>76773304
who
are you
>>
>>76772855
i created this gimmick
>>
just made some cement

pouring on my nads as we speak
>>
some boi si mi gun nozzle and tek wi fi joke
boy ya gwine dead before yuh si mi gun smoke
>>
>>76773578
cytube
>>
really need to do a shower but have nowhere to go so would be a waste of time
>>
bored lads
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