/brit/

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work tomorrow

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anime

GET HIM JANNY

work for the next 40 years

>>76770137
wish I could torture you to death for constantly posting these fucking boring slags

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NEET life tomorrow

snorning

>>76770155
>>76770155
work today and tomorrow and day after that and day after that and day after day after than but then not the day after the day after the day after that

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>parents

the high street or the retail park?

which is better lads

>>76770137
does the animal in the middle post here?

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you in the bed in two years

Been watching some love island.
I want to marry camilla

stayed up all night for lafs
going to work going to be a prick lol
lazy dozy muppet me
wind is still trapped

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Future gf

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>+ craigslist

really getting sick of these early shit threads

not a fan of monday evenings tbph. always got to go to the gym and put the bins out. not a fan at all.

>>76770281
ganbatte

>>76770272
wow, so interesting, tell us more about your pointless and pathetic existence

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/mile-end-fire-latest-girl-17-dies-jumping-window-tower-block-london-a7821211.html

haha mentally ill londoners btfo
wait why do they not have fire escapes like in new york?

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>+ work 1 day/week

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ah yes

>>76770281
where do you work

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ARGH

>>76770314
eh

>>76770281
u r so DUm

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11 hours

>>76770339
>da jooooooooooooz
obsessed

>>76770331
upload copulation mechanisms

>>76770281
are jose

my left foot hurts a bit

>>76770335
why'd she jump?

>>76770365
it means try your best, you can do it

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>>76770335
New York is actually a nice city with modern buildings, fire safety laws, a decent fire service.

London is a depressing shithole filled with pakis who live in disgusting hovels like this with no sprinklers.

business idea: ban the contraceptive pill since it causes water pollution

>>76770380
POST FUCKING MACHINES

are philosophiscal problems merely language puzzles?

>>76770339
Racist fake image

knitting a hat

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>>76770243
no but she knows about us

>>76770376
he's an Israeli lad in the group chat that keeps going on about Jewish supremacy

he's literally a walking /pol/ meme

>>76770380
grotesque
I much prefer a twink's smooth arsehole

>>76770353
fkof

>>76770408
oh well hope so
not going yet btw its just past 5am

>>76770371
di

>>76770399
alri

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Hlobane

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>>76770457
>fkof

>>76770410
fire escapes haven't been required in New York since 1968

>>76770339
Jews are literally and clearly the master race, I don't know why anyone denies it unless they're jealous.

>>76770457
post willy

>>76770335

because that was built in about 1965 not 1905

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>>76770440
fuck off sara

>>76770410
both are nice places

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>>76770137
add her

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the goal

*dis*

>>76770482
I don't see why being built 60 years later means that there's no fire escapes

>got a good degree that is highly marketable
>got related experience from previous employment before degree, alongside degree and from placements as part of the degree
>told by everyone, including lecturers, that getting a job will be a piece of piss.
>graduate
>apply for loads of jobs that are extremely well-suited for me
>no interviews. not even a single response saying I didnt get shortlisted.

quite close to giving up and maybe killing myself.

*stirs tea very carefully without chinking the sides*

>>76770495
you like big girls lad?

>>76770515
*smashes spoon in a circle to scrape around the cup*

>>76770451
this, women are vile creatures

>>76770466
shes receptionist

>>76770137
since when is communismkills a /brit/ waifu? replace her with slagtits

>>76770492
>ywn even speak to her in person
:(

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hate working
got an interview for a new job tomorrow because I quit my last one after a week of unbearable tedium

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>>76770483
sara desnt like us
>>76770492
shant

>>76770530
rah...

>>76770380
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-40410459
hmm

>>76770492
>ugly ayy lmao crossed bint
no

>>76770514
sounds like a case of shite CV

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>>76770492

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looks like im getting back together with my exbf haha

were reminiscing over old memories, proper romantic like

>>76770514
>this is what it's like to graduate from southbank university

>>76770514
post cv

going to purchase a big union jack and world map to put on my wall
thoughts?

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>>76770466
sorry thought you was making fun of me job (reception assistant)

>>76770496
come back

>>76770408
thank you

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Would kill myself if I lived somewhere like this, filled with pakis, blacks, drug dealers, constant noise and smell and pollution, call to prayer blasting out every 5 minutes.

need to decide whether I'm to order chinky or pizza tonight

>>76770514
WHAT degree

typed all that shit and left the single most important thing out

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>>76770603
get tae fuk

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>>76770547
we like jewesses and also she caters to the rorkes

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>>76770603

>>76770514
shit resume or shit university

oi
bin that knife

>>76770626
rorke

Why is Cheshire so obsessed with white supremacy and white nationalism if he's not even white himself?

Why do that? /pol/ is a virus

>>76770634
>takeaway on a Monday
alri belly

>>76770603
you gay pal?

>>76770670
parents are away

>>76770668
civic nationalism

>>76770587
>>76770612
no CVs involved. all online application forms. I downloaded the person and job spec an make sure my personal statement thing was good and covered everything they're looking for in a good candidate without droning on.

>>76770639
Mew :3

night overground lads

>>76770680
Got any scotch eggs in the fridge?

>>76770603
wish I had a bf
never had one
very lonely haha

goign to make diner

>>76770689
what uni
it better be at least a RG

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>why yes I am a reception assistant

I think Le Pen will win

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>Why is Cheshire so obsessed with white supremacy and white nationalism if he's not even white himself?

>Why do that? /pol/ is a virus

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welcome to the northern powerhouse

>>76770626
get a nice view with a balcony in some tho, quite nice tbf

>>76770689
WHAT DEGREE

>>76770689
>followed the job spec

Ah yes very good very intuitive

>>76770514
>>no interviews. not even a single response saying I didnt get shortlisted.
was a bit like this until i got my first job

basically take anything even if it's a trainign opportunity or part time. just something to say you've worked for someone and can get a reference. after that you'll get interviews flowing in. now my problem is just not being an autist in front of the panel

pint time

>>76770740
Wat

>>76770701
no, I don't eat scottish crap

>>76770514

they hired the fit stacy and the directors nephew who did business at Leeds Beckett, sorry lad

>>76770763
runt

>>76770740
>literallly calcified her pineal
utter state

>>76770744
Media studies

>>76770726
Bradford

would kill to be a reception assistant at this point

hate middle class
hate upper class
hate lower class

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>>76770810

>>76770626

That'll be £1500 a month plus tip (but only £300 for Abdul and he gets housing benefit aha)

>>76770726
you just KNOW its an ex-polytech

>>76770810
>Media studies
>Bradford
what exactly were you expecting>

>>76770744
sports science

>>76770726
marjons

what's that stuff they put in willy wonka chocolate that makes the roof of your mouth all sparkly for ages after

>Got a new job a month ago
>Work weekends
>Went home sick on Saturday and didn't go in on Sunday
>Already went home sick an hour early last Sunday

Will I get the sack lads?

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Can't fathom how grim London is. New York and Paris aren't this bad.

This is what most of London looks like. Fucking mad...

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JUST

London is a beautiful, amazing city and I am glad to live here.

>>76770735

this and trellick tower are unironically great buildings

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>>76770871
paris is that bad

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post your best commieslag so I can make a new collage

>>76770744
history of art

>>76770726
UEL

>>76770514
lmao you fell the such a classic trick. if you do a degree to geta job yuo are a moron!

>>76770871
lefties want the entire country to look like this.

>>76770871
new york has a bunch of estates in a similar grim style though

check out stuyvesant town

paris has all its peripheral shitstates too

>>76770810
>Bradford
try harder

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>Harlow also wanted to test how isolation would affect parenting skills, but the isolates were unable to mate. Artificial insemination had not then been developed; instead, Harlow devised what he called a "rape rack", to which the female isolates were tied in normal monkey mating posture. He found that, just as they were incapable of having sexual relations, they were also unable to parent their offspring, either abusing or neglecting them. "Not even in our most devious dreams could we have designed a surrogate as evil as these real monkey mothers were", he wrote.[8] Having no social experience themselves, they were incapable of appropriate social interaction. One mother held her baby's face to the floor and chewed off his feet and fingers. Another crushed her baby's head. Most of them simply ignored their offspring.[8]

>>76770896
I have to. its a vocational degree.

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>>76770890

>>76770871

new york and paris both have huge areas worse than this

>>76770871
Paris is a fucking shithole

>>76770744
PPE

Oxford (Brooks)

>>76770871
probably because new york wasn't bombed to shit during the war and i think hitler actually liked paris

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>>76770890

>>76770871

Most of London is semi detached houses and flats in 2-4 storey buildings, stop talking absolute shite you dirty northern dole monkey

>>76770908
stuy town is an execellent place to live, just like anywhere in manhattan below 96th

>>76770871
if most of london looked like that, the population would be 10x what it is

on a belle claire anal binge

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>>76770890

London is the only nice place in the country because it's the only place where Jews will live

>>76770940
no one cares about your shite semi in outer essex when they say london you poncey twat

>>76770948
it wasn't always

kind of like the Barbican i suppose?

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Literally looks like Chernobyl. Feel depressed just looking at these pictures and a bit guilty that I live somewhere so lovely compared to this.

Fucking hell, how would you resist the urge to throw yourself off the top?

>>76770916
>got a good degree that is highly marketable
>its a vocational degree.

You avoided answering the question 3 (THREE) times so I can only assume you did a meme degree and hence it's all your fault you are now 50k in debt and jobless

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in an interesting new development it turns out my exbf isnt cheating on his current bf with me

he wants me to cuck him or something? all v confusing

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>>76770908
looks a bit grim but is still extremely high value. you need to go further out like new jersey before it gets shit

>>76770974
When you're born and raised poor, then shit housing is just part of life

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just obliterated my pineal gland lads

>>76770972
t. hammersmith

all major European cities are shitholes
mid sized cities are the way to go

stop hating on paris!!

>>76771014
wrong

>>76770972

I have lived in Lewisham, Greenwich, Southwark and Tower Hamlets in cheap flats and have never lived in a tower block. Tower blocks are the exception.

*posts a council estate*

THIS is london

>>76770975
wrong on all counts pal. didnt even pay for it :)

have never watched pornography but have found oneness with the lord god. thats my private viewing of choice.

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Googling 'London tower blocks' to give myself clinical depression

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>76770974
love the bridges

>>76770916
if it's a vocationa degree than you should probably stick to that vocation . thats probably why no one else will give you the time of day

>>76770973
in general in north america poorfags are being pushed into the suburbs, as in the french model.i like it, they should be the ones commuting in cars and the urban public transit should be high quality and clean

keep hating on paris

>>76771045
can you stop using this gimmick incorrectly mate?

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for me, its the West End

>>76771050
thats what im doing obviously.

>>76770962
aisha varies from qt to methadone addict

testing my gimmick on tv
>>>/tv/84575321

>>76771039
you can't really complain then if you do a shit vocational degree

imagine supporting privatising the NHS because of pol memes and general yankbooism

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jez pm soon lads

theres no bad parts inside of paris but once you go outside of the walls it becomes quite grim

>>76771076
sign up for temp work

>>76771097
im fucking scared brah talk about replacing 6 shits with half a dozen shits

>>76771089
I'VE GOT TWO WORDS FOR THAT

>>76771051
doughnut of decline 2bh

>>76771089
Sophistication? I've been to Leeds

>>76770974
look how shit and grimy even the window frames are. can imagine those flats are cold and mouldy with dilapidated carpet and furnishings from the early 60s. all the white appliances will be covered in grease and the linoleum will be green and peeling around the toilet from years of relentless alcoholic piss splashes

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Fucking hell. Just look at it.

Reminder that, whenever you see a Londoner posting on /brit/, the chances are they live somewhere like this and the Islamic call to prayer constantly rings through their tiny, dingy little flat

Mental... it's like Russia

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>>76771040

>>76771105

Literally every touristy part is flooded with gypsy pickpockets and African scammers.

>>76771105
desu if you're below the 5th or above the 9th u might as well not be in paris

>>76771116
SHITE

>>76771106
might have to.

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>>76771028
right

>>76771135
i live in notting hill mate
jog on

>>76771138
NONCE TWAT

wondering if i should report this

>>76771135
this looks aesthetic af

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gf sent this from her girls night out
such a free spirit, love her

love flat chests
love skinny women
hate nonces

simple as

>>76771148
what's the other one?

>>76771135
i live in bermondsey mate
piss off

>>76771167

SHITE!

pooin' hell lads I need a niggery arsey cunty fart poo

think i might go for a ride
http://www.strawpoll.me/13346936

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This is where the average Londoner lives. Even the average Ukrainian has a nicer and less depressing home than this.

White people live here. Wew.

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>>76771162
go ahead
https://xhamster.com/movies/7882888/shuri_atomi_dominates_lesbians_26.html

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you arrive in paris, the city of love and intellectual cradle of western civlisation

>>76771165
hand of the patriarchy above her

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>>76771135
uhh the heygate estate has already been torn down sweety x

>>76771141
same goes for every tourist zone in every major city in the entire world

>>76771147
live in the 18th near montmartre its cool tbH

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>>76771195
>white people
>London

>>76771127
american cities were insane for sacrificing valuable inner city space for ghettoes and parking lots.

>>76771209
literal tourist meme land

>>76771138
bash its head in

imagine being so buttblasted about being born somewhere shit that you dislike paris and london, objectively two of the greatest cities in the entire history of humanity

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work in 3 hours

>>76771200
never seen a landscape more deserving of a nuke to be dropped on it

>>76771135
those flats are not even there any more if you look at it now you will be very surpised

>>76771179
hmm that is very close to home, how long you lived there?

>>76771196
posting questionable girls is against the rules

what do you get out of it

>>76771224
i dont live in the flooded JFs part but im just near the place

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>>76771219
NEED to tear up all the inner city motorways and put nice neighbourhoods back in

>>76771242
operative word being history.

just heard someone say nigger outside

>>76771195
>White people are paying £500,000 to move into these after the council-funded tenant before amassed a small fortune by subletting the spare bedroom to thirty immigrants.

>>76771272
all the words are operative in that sentence

live real close to the montmartre graveyard though

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just shouted nigger outside

>>76771245
funny because british food is way better than that continental pish

>>76771256
that's a strange interpretation of the rules

london is lovely imo

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the problem with manhattan is that it's absolutely infested with bedbugs, termites, cockroaches and rats, it's a really disgusting city

>>76771251
coming up to 3 years altho have moved once was nearer old kent road before

>>76771245
need a cup of beans now

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Imagine just for one second that you live here. You're woken up each morning by either the call to prayer or gunshots, the place constantly smells of curry, black people stand outside playing grime music until 4am every day, if you leave the house and have white skin you will be mugged and the police won't respond to your calls because it's a Sharia no go zone.

And you're paying 1200 a month for the privilege.

This is how Londoners live.

>>76771298
pedophile

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>>76771165
Cucked by a fucking BOTTLE.

>>76771245
a yes because British people couldn't possibly work out how to make sausages and ham

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>>76771197
Honestly, a commie block isn't too bad as long as it's not infested by migrants.

Young families just establishing themselves and old people, that's usually the people who live in such places (except for terrorists)

The amount of satelite dishes will usually tell just how far a neighbourhood has fallen.

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>>76771313

>>76771257
fair desu i almost always regret it when i go north of Haussmann

niggers,ugh! vile! *spits*
fucking..... hmh. stupid. nigger fart shits... fuck those cunts, heh *spits*
nah

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>the problem with manhattan is that it's absolutely infested with bedbugs, termites, cockroaches and rats, it's a really disgusting city

>>76771340
there's just something really off about her

>>76771298
what's with your flag

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*annihilates your ballbag with telepathic brainwaves*

>>76771245
someone post the ramadan shove it up yer arse pic

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dicklets btfo

>>76771256
shes in her 20s shes a famous jav star, not that you'd know, you obviously dont have the intelligence to watch jav in the first place

>>76771305
support 'wall?

Ringstraße > Eixample > Haussmann's paris

so depressed i cant even muster the energy to roll a spliff (which i used to self-medicate my depression)

>>76771355
there's nothing off, she's lovely

>>76771379
i mean i said questionable looking girls, not that shes not 20 or whatever
why cant you post grown women if you must shit up the thread by spamming them all day

>>76771355
yeah her political alignment
>>76771356
mitigating gook spies and other unpleasant things

nigger!

>>76771384
fuck off

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>jav

>>76771312

erm i only pay 1050 a month actually

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you arrive in Assisi...

>>76771395
you're not fooling anyone
fuck off

>>76771430
what happened to kyary posting

>>76771347
you should go to the Batignolles ends in the 17th, it still has some type of village spirit
honestly hate the 9th its a shit arrondissement there's no soul Pigalle has turned to shit in the last 5 years

>>76771365


you post it

Banned from tesco lads

my mom asked me why i bought books based off the lord of the rings movies when i mentioned i bought them and was reading them

>>76771437
turtle?

>>76771442
horny bastard in charge got bored of her

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>>76771271
my city has no highways in the urban core, the only one that penetrates the inner city is elevated on a bank that cant be developed anyway and then enters a tunnel and finally becomes a boulevard

>he's too shit at his "career" to get employed in London
>he angryposts on the chon trying to make himself feel better

only got 3k in savings

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getting on the so called housing ladder

>>76771451
i don't have it, boor

>>76771430
*kicks you into mesosphere*

>>76771442
sue is fitter and everyone acknowledged and surrendered to that fact

heard londoners payed 1500£ a month for a 1 bedroom flat

>>76771271
brum?

>>76771471
choosing the wrong career and being forced to move to London is the epitome of being shit mate.

>>76771484
>end terrace

jelly

>>76771460
hi

>>76771443
aigh thanks for the rec maybe on my next visit, god I love Paris

finally passing wind
unfortunately means poo is imminent
pray four me

how can you dislike her

>>76771455

normdrones at work asked me why i bought books

>>76771508
t. couldn't cut it in London, had to move back home with mummy and daddy
Very sad!

>>76771529
kek you love italy eh
when you off to japan lad

heard parisians paid 1500€ for a 3 inch willy

off to tesco lads you want anything?

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>you arrive in Greenland

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>>76771424
good answer

>>76771557
gf

>>76771555
hes a little halfbreed italian scruntlet

>>76771556
nah south american trannies with huge arses are on the cheap lad

>>76771514

higher heating bills though

>>76771551
>couldn't
never tried because i've never had to (because i chose the right career) :)

>>76771555
October

>>76771562
No wonder everyone 'cides there.

>>76771571
once my walk home was delayed by 15+ minutes as I was navigating around 'wallers

>>76771557
pan au chocolat

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help to buy available

is there anything worse than white people?

>>76771593
what you gonna do there apart from get bare nip gash

>>76771483
Got like 50 quid

>>76771601
looks nice.

>>76771604
ye short gay white people

>>76771557
'o

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>t. couldn't cut it in London, had to move back home with mummy and daddy
>Very sad!

>>76771626
SCREAMOING

>>76771592
ahh right. But there's not room on the JJB management ladder for everyone lad

>>76771604

every other race

could move up north and be neet for at least a i've saved up by renting off my 'rents.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0cAx1jLbJk

>>76771626
runt

>>76771641
i meant for a first house.

lads post your current account + your savings/isa etc

me

639 in current

4,890 help to buy ISA

>>76771659
hmm
the runts are at it again

>>76771659
reeeeeeeeeeeeeee

gimmick idea: raise any children i have in the suburbs and don't let them inside until it's dinner time, after that make them do their homework and then read/use the computer

thoughts on this gimmick? my eyes are completely fucked from no sunlight as a child and i dont want theirs to be the same

>>76771601
quite comfy for a new build

>>76771659
ah yes
the runt in his natural habitat

>>76771672
120k invested
bout £-400 in the current account

>>76771672
630

7500

20,000

hmmm dont know if i should go to atonal berlin
the lineup is bare interesting

>>76771677
>>76771677
>>76771677

>>76771692
FOB

>>76771672
£1239 in current account
£4129 in help-to-buy
£500 in bitcoins
£1765 in money box

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>>76771672
what's and ISA account

got 1.8k in my current account

>>76771659
bizarre animal