Why haven't you converted to Islam yet, /int/?

>>76758674
Because I have accepted that Jesus Christ is my Lord and saviour, and MohamMAD is a pedophilic Arabic warlord, a false prophet led astray by Satan.

>>76758674
I am a Norse pagan.

>>76758674
Already did

I did, best decision of my life

>>76758674
Why haven't Islam converted to me yet?

>>76758716
im reporting you to shariah watch

>>76758732
this, i believe in mushishis

>>76758768
Same my brother

Its amazing and now I can see how the western civilization is so degenerate

White girls are whores and guys are alcoholic without any class


It makes me so proud to be muslim

>>76758716
Good lad.

>>76758674
Because I still have 3 working brain cells.

>>76758674
Because I am a man of the Rohirrim and I eat orcshit muslims for breakfast.

Would rather kill myself than be muslim.

>>76758674
I have
Unironically

>tfw muslim by proxy

>>76758716
+5 whitey points

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>>76761891
/pol/ ?

>>76758674

because I'm definitely not gay or stupid

>>76758674
>gay jew
it would be rather silly.

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>>76758674
Semitic desert religion practiced only by subhumans

Because I've been told that Muslims DON'T get a free scimitar upon joining anymore, nor do they get a turban. And I'm not even legally allowed not to wear pants around town! And importing a camel to replace my car? Not happening. How can I be a Muslim then?

I like my foreskin, thank yoy very much.

>>76758871
It took becoming a Muslim for you to see that?

Back to school you go.

>>76758674
No point until I'll get to live under sharia law, where I can get multiple waifus and can stone them to death if they cheat on me.

Because I'd look pretty dumb if I had to stop shaving my facial hair

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>>76766558
Islam is anti homo anon

i live in molenbeek, i'm already converted brother

>>76758674
I prepped for bombings and having to shoot muslims during their holy war, and all I got was a couple of you shooting up your own mosques.

Islam is too slow. Even blacks move faster than you so all this ammo will be for a racewar instead.

>>76766978

Islam was the first who allowed for a third gender for people who decided to be transgenders.

>>76767099
Shia yes because Iranians love traps

>>76767099
>don't recognize why the person changed
>remove rights as either sex
>"w-w-we made you a third gender anon"
I don't like trans but you're literally worse than jews.

>>76767238
>>76767099
>>76766978
Also, Islamic poetry in medieval Al-Andalus was basically about gay sex.

>>76758674
I don't believe and don't want to pretend.

Great political ideology, but I can't take it seriously as a religion.

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>>76771488
>1488
>saying this

u should feel ashamed of you are selve, mussolini

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>>76771537
This is Benito Mussolini brandishing the "sword of Islam".

>>76767310
Wtf, I love Islamic poetry now

>>76771614
Italian jihad when?

>>76771537

>Italy
>SI

>>76758674
MAshallah i have already converted

Can you send me 4 Indonesian muslim qts, akhi ?

>>76758674
Because I like bacon and I sure as shit am not giving that up.

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>dude all the religions are in disorder, they have their divides and they argue over pettiness
>I will send one last prophet to right every wrong and set the record straight on true religion
>except he's going to fall victim to all those same things and his religion will become the mostly deeply politically divided as soon as he dies and all of his chosen caliphs will get assassinated by political rivals LMAO
>and it will become the most violent religion on the planet HAHA
>it's all a part of the test dude this is his plan

I'm an atheist. Religions and gods don't fit in with my worldview.

>>76758716
>>76758732
>>76758736
>>76758871
ITT: LARPing

>>76766536
Shame on you, Pawel. I thought your people knew better than this.