/brit/

doing a poo

oh ah up the ra

how do you do?

12 goes renaming. Will I make it?

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>>76758491
>>76758457
they're boney and gross though and usually have willies
who wants to date something that will look like an old man in drag after 30 anyway?

might as well date a muscle-girl instead

http://forbritain.uk/manifesto

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fuck

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the anime gf

>>76758487
She was a virgin and fairly attractive though, would've rid her sideways through the wall

>>76758539
people who like heavily muscular girls are on some bent shit its like a man but with a fanny

Summer gf when

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hmmm wow really makes you think huh

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sue

anyone else flirt with girls their not really attracted to ?
dunno why I do it to myself, always have these women hanging around me that think I'm into them and then don't have the heart to tell them I'm actually not into them

>>76758589
Don't know why the coloureds expect us to apologise for being better in our own countries

Life tip: domestic violence

https://youtu.be/E-m6vc7lsmE

libertarian wet dream

quite enjoy these videos ngl
https://youtu.be/IH2zjX61ARM
https://youtu.be/Kn7mVX-1Sfo

>>76758604
Yeah, i just enjoy flirting and it's a good way to communicate with women because God knows you're not gonna get an actually intelligent conversation out of them

>>76758604
they're

>>76758589
second image has a point but the first one is ridiculous, it's their choice to work there

>>76758626
did you get that one from me
i posted it last nit

>>76758641
>second image has a point
not really
nothing is catered toward white people in non-white countries

>>76758654
no.. youtube recommended

this is the second time someone has asked me the same question recently.

>>76758641
>second image had a point
>in countries that have always been majority white, the majority of baby dolls are also white

>>76758630
>talk to women at work
>all they're interested in is themselves, attention and live island
where can I found women that aren't shallow whores

The theme that plays when you enter Detroit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsxLL3zhifk

>>76758666
>>76758671
America is 54% white

>>76758675
They don't exist, just find one who's kind aswell

>>76758694
America used to be like 90% white

>>76758682
considered going back to OSRS for a bit but I just don't think it would have the same magic as when I was a youngun

business idea: start going by my middle name instead of my first name to distance myself from my mistakes without having nightmares about being asked for ID

>>76758694
Nobody mentioned the US

>>76758705
[citation seriously fucking needed]

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>Anri Okita - WANZ-361 Ejaculation Love Masao Kimi Frustration Note Answering - censored (scene 1)

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if lefties love islam so much then why don't they move to islamland
checkmate liberals

>>76758705
>>76758725
>used to be

isn't hard to make a black doll mate, it's not as if it's something that requires decades of planning they really have no excuse

and these images are quite clearly supposed to depict the united states, don't pretend otherwise

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>walking back from the bakery with a few things in my bag and a couple of croissants
>see a homeless person in the tunnel as I pass by
>offer them a fresh croissant
>"uh, is it vegan?"

Not going to deal with the dietary bullshit of the mentally ill

>>76758745
>they really have no excuse
yeah, they should be forced at gunpoint to make dolls that won't sell and will lose money because it's 2017 I mean come on

>>76758670
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HR7QLVeHxv4

>>76758745
there are always loads of black dolls in stock in literally every store, no one buys them because they're ugly
the image is full of shite

>>76758745
Maybe blacks should start their own doll-making companies then and stop crying for the white man to cater to their every whim

Got a title for my joke book, it's gonna be "Fuck Off Tim", with the Fuck censored of course x

>>76758641
>second image has a point
How? We're white countries, of course there are going to be white dolls

In Nigeria would you expect to see shelves full of white dolls?

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Business idea: Kill non-whites to get the white population percentage back up

See NOTHING wrong with this.

>Young Thug Confused When Fan Throws Fidget Spinner On Stage
ah yes

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>>76758776
laughed

>>76758818
Better business idea: tax cuts that increase with every child in the family so long as one parent works full time

maybe in Europe its different but like every toy section is plastered with "ethnic" kids on every box almost.
and diapers always have mixed race babies it seems

plan: walk around the city centre in the hopes of receiving the female gaze (good or bad)

>>76758749
Did you just snicker and walk off?

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>>76758856
>business idea is to lose money

Not gonna last in this business, la'.

>>76758773
>will lose money

where is your source for this? let the free market decide

in a country that's 54% white you'd think there would be a market for non-white dolls, no?

>>76758782
easier said than done, how are you going to break into such a monopolised market with a significant impact? Just because someone's black it doesn't mean that everything they consume has to be produced by a black person

>>76758785
the US is 54% white. Of course there are going to be white dolls but the image clearly depicts the dolls as ALL being black, implying that the opposite is true for black girls looking for a black doll, all the dolls are white - it's an exaggeration but not far from the truth

No, you likely wouldn't because Nigeria doesn't have the same racial demographics as America obviously you spastic

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>why am I as a minority not represented as much as the majority of this country!?

Business idea: Abolish VAT. Seriously, fuck VAT.

>>76758785
>We're white countries
actually we're a vibrantly diverse multiethnic community and have always been
didnt you know the anglo-saxons were immigrants too

>>76758879
>where is your source for this? let the free market decide
b-but the free market has already decided you clown, that's why bugger all ethnic dolls get made, because bugger all get sold.

i swear malaysia is one of the most irrelevant country in the world
never hear anything about it
guess central asia and the countries between mexico and colombia qualify too
same for the baltic countries

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>>76758887
>anglo-saxons were immigrants too
And they should fuck off.

>>76758882
>why am I as a minority not represented at all!?

fixed it for you

>>76758885
what's wrong with VAT?

>>76758879
the "brown" doll never ever sell, the shelves are always full of them
when I managed a warehouse we had loads of them backlogged because no one bought them.
they bought the white or maybe "tan"dolls with brown/black hair

>3/4 guys on this pic are brazilians
I hate this country.

>>76758885
fuck off it's the only way to extract shekels from NEETs buying onaholes

I sold so many so many drugs, because I don't know what it's like to be loved

>>76758910
Minorities in this country are represented quite well actually

>>76758879
>monopolised market
It's clearly not monopolised if you claim that no one is manufacturing black dolls. There's a gap in the market that would appeal to tens of millions of people

>>76758937
dont care

>>76758924
Could you pretty please vocaroo yourself saying AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJ?

I'll settle for 'AustraliANO' if that's too much

lol at the cultural marxist bullshit that has been shoved into the jewikipedia article on american whites

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Americans#Critical_race_theory_definition

>80% white in 1990

>>76758783
Stop parking your car in Tim's driveway

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>former Irish ambassador Ray Basset wishes his country to depart from the E.U. following U.K.'s decision to leave
yes! finally, an Irish leaver.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b08xgdx3

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>>76758905
>b-but
you can pack that in straight away
the free market is responding you nonce, the image is pointing out that historically it has ignored the pressures

>>76758938
evidently not in the case of these dolls

>>76758939
see my reply above, the free market is now responding to the pressures of demand

>>76758879
>in a country that's 54% white

Over 60% if we aren't counting "white-hispanics" and over 70% if we are. The majority of non-whites in this country aren't black or asian but latinos.

>cultural marxist
when someone uses those two words hes usually clueless
whats next? frankfurt school?

>>76758961
>former ambassador
guess he didn't get a flashy job at EU and now wants revenge

>>76758914
It's been used to shift the tax burden downwards towards the middle class while historically providing top rate income tax cuts. (Though I'd prefer some kind of financial services tax to make up lost revenue rather than increasing income tax as part of a wider pro-industry anti-finance strategy.)

Also it slaps a 20% premium on stuff I want to buy relative to the US cost.

>>76758928
Import charges on individual purchases or something.

>>76758983
alri derrida

>>76758974
>evidently not in the case of these dolls

What dolls are you talking about retard? The picture is from a fucking magazine. Go into any random Wal-Mart and most will have black dolls. If there aren't any being made its because they don't sell enough to be profitable.

>>76758974
literally just a marketing scheme. do you really think people are going to buy fat barbie or hijab barbie?
would be VERY interesting to see how many of these ethnic ones get produced. almost certainly barely any.

abolish 1p and 2p coins
round all costs to the nearest 5p

>>76758968
*nor* wash anus

>>76759051
NZ did this

but how would we deal with penny sweets?

>>76759032
it 100% is
the only "ethnic" dolls that I ever saw that sold are the asian ones.

>>76759066
5 for 5p

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90% white as long as you avoid the segregated chocolate biscuit bits

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Me with a m8.

>>76759083
>the good part is white
hehe

[small brain]
>the company made the fat, black dolls because there's a big market for them
[big fucking brain]
>the company made a small number of the dolls and a huge social media campaign to virtue signal and make them seem like a nice and cuddly company, driving sales for the only dolls people actually want - the normal barbie ones

>>76758974
>let the free market decide
The free market has been deciding for decades, hence why there aren't a lot of black dolls. You're making the mistake of assuming social media demand is the same as actual market demand. Do you honestly believe that the edgy teenage students on twitter will go out and buy these black dolls? They're not profitable, that's why they're uncommon

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howling

>>76758974
are you retarded

Feel like a woman going on pinterest but there's legit some fucking fantastic design inspiration on there for someone like me who doesn't have a creative bone in their body

Probably gonna be on etsy by this time next week haha

>>76758745
gingergirllookingderisivelyatablackdoll.gif

>>76758966
big fan of this particular cat image

going to have microwave shepherds pie for breakfast

>>76759017
derrida is a mong

>nobody has posted this yet
https://youtu.be/tkpUyB2xgTM

well then..

Doing a gaywank

>>76759144
hauntology was a good word though

pye corner audio - sleep games

>>76759146
ah yes the insufferable nonce posts a nonce video who would have guessed

https://twitter.com/neoliberals/status/881710682374373380
gf

>>76759098
>>76759093
capitalism and social justice walk hand in hand
its not "cultural Marxism" unless these Marxists sold out big time, which they probably did.
its always some company doing this meme progressive shit to promote how hip and "with it" they are

>le companies willingly lose money because they'd rather be evil racists xD

imagine being this much of a brainlet

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the east asian gf

>>76759167
keep going, I'm only 200 angry replies away from finishing my collage

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ah yes clearly this is the work of marxists

the ol' 'cide

*does a stretch*

doing a bit of the ol' ADD

proletarian revolution is the invention of the degenerate bourgeoisie and will never happen

tv show idea: comedy sci fi crime show: space detectives hunt down criminals and solve crimes and mysteries

growing a moustache, not a nonce one, just a regular one

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*holds the stretch*

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>>76759198
hmmm ahhhh yes that certainly wasn't staged
hillary would never do something like that, lol

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the absolute state

>>76759212
try again in an hour when the political NEETS start shitting up the thread

>>76759234
frankly baffled by this post

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>>76759180
the sweatermeat gf

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*strikes a pose*

HU-AH!

Imagine still caring about Hillary in 2017

the absolute state

>>76759249
it's impossible for me to believe anything involving hillary is genuine

need my tiny uncircumcised cock sucked

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hv1K9roa4cc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkpUyB2xgTM

>>76759231
>>76759260
Disgusting behaviour. NEED a far right government

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>>76759270
*sics my krew on you*

Know a girl who posts a selfie from the same angle every single day on facebook and the same 10 or so girls like it.

Do they not think it's narcissistic as fuck or do they just not care.

>>76759301
>even the black kids know the black doll is bad

woke as fuck

>>76759291
As in you don't believe she said it, or you don't believe she meant it?

>>76759338
you don't understand true sisterhood

>>76759338
wow, really making groundbreaking revelations there by analyzing social media, never been done before
shut the fuck up

>>76759338

normies aren't conscious

>>76759357
alri love dont get your knickers in a knot

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>>76759357

henlo u smol beans, teh racism makes me a heckin sad pupper

>>76759338
I know a lad who post multiple videos of himself on youtube and the same 10 lads or so find it hilarious

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>>76759312
What you need is some lovin, hun.

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What is this thing? can someone explain

the goal is a rick and morty 'spinner

Remember that time France almost became communist

>>76759431
You boil water in it.

>>76759431
Boily woily

>>76759446
isn't that what the stove is for?

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you will see me one more time, if you do good
you will see me two more times, if you do bad

>>76759431
crumpet maker

>>76759462
its more practical this way lad

watching everything nazi/holocaust related on netflix

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/science/science-news/10770563/Babies-show-racial-bias-study-finds.html

Babies are also more likely to help those of their ethnicity, an effect known as in-group bias, where people favour those with the same characteristics.

>>76759468
that's a big hat

>>76759431

you put the water, sugar, teabag and milk in it

>>76759462
do wanks really boil water every time you need boiled water?
seems impractical

>>76758974
>20% of the dolls are black
>this doesn't adequately represent the 13.2% of americans that are black
>or the 3% of brits that are black

>>76759462
This way the stove is free for other stuff.

Also it switches off automatically once it boils so you don't burn your house down when you pass out trying to make tea while drunk.

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Feel like pure shit just want him back x

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>>76759523

YASSS QUEEN SLAAAAY

>>76759538
*your tower block

just woke up

>>76759502
Yes, all humans inherently favor their own. That's how our brains work.

>>76759537
doesn't fit with the revenge fantasies if there are ANY white dolls
I'm more surprised by the redhead doll
Gingers are the real oppressed ones

night lads

>>76759561
ahahaha go back to the kitchen bitch
ahahaha

never watch gym gifs OR webums

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Can't wait lads.

'Keep hands and arms within the carriage' the sign said. I chuckle to myself; I doubt the sign had my plans in mind. I tentatively move my tender spuds out the window of the moving train. Another train is approaching at high speed on the adjacent track. My lips quiver with anticipation, only to give in to sweet release as the friction of my bollocks scraping between the two trains turns my once proud ballbag into a red paste as I shudder with ecstasy and pain in equal measure.

>>76759568

but that's racist

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>>76759538
Doesn't work in America, our voltage levels are too low

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>>76759561
curls for the gurls

>buy an engagement ring for £2,250
>plus ~£150 insurance
>feels weird having less than £1,000 in my current account
>within a week, trust fund sends me £2,700
gotta spend money to make money, lads

>>76759594
*enter Labour*

>>76759563
your late for youre work

>>76759579
nobody from any race likes gingers
(actually i kind of liked ginger girls until i realized they were just as evil as normal girls. ginger boys really need to be euthanised at birth)

>>76759622
FOBNT

>>76759624
tuk tday of coz shiting

>>76759615

me spotting the curls

>>76759622
wtf trust fund do you have mate? my trust fund sends me a flat amount every year (not a lot desu it's a v small fund)

>>76759622

this one is full of spooks

>>76759623
This was 1991 and everyone expected Labour would win the upcoming at the time. Instead the Conservatives had a shock win in the 1992 election and Labour's entry to power was pushed back to 1997, so there's an equally strong case that continued Conservative government did us in.

(Really it's both parties fault, both had exactly the same economic ideology. Hence "Blajorism" as a short-lived, awkward and accurate portmanteau. Indeed arguably it's the entirety of world political economy that was to blame - Clinton with the yanks, Keating with the Australians, Ruthenasia in New Zealand...)

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>>76759594
>2010: 85% home ownership

>>76759653
was set up by my nan, when she died we could all put in requests for money but it became apparent that some were taking way more than others, it's been settled now by selling it on and splitting the rest between those who didn't take so much (including me)

wish i had trust funds

>>76759641
i think it might be terminal

Managed to train one of my MSc students to make us tea lads.

Gonna miss her once she graduates.

>>76759653
>>76759689
FOB

>>76759689
still dont understand what happened, did you have to ask for the cash injection or did it just happen on a monthly basis or what

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>>76759693
no havent shit in hours
toil recommences on the morrow

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this is the world we live in
and these are the hands we're given

how do you get a job

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>wal-mart representing minorities
lmao

>>76759722
before, I would send a letter asking for an amount and saying what I intended to spend it on
this was a settlement payment, I never got anything regular

>>76759739
nepotism

anyone remember the yogscast

>>76759739
you apply for them

>>76759750
this is the last of the trust fund money for you?

pickle rick

>>76759754
Hatfilms are better

>>76759752
oh

>>76759755
what do you write in the application

>>76759723
poo-r you

(that was an excrement pun)

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>>76759749

>>76759781
stuff

>>76759749
kek

>>76759739

this seriously >>76759752

only full time jobs i've had have been nepotism

>>76759772
yep, not that I need it

>>76759809
tory cunt

>>76759783
an excellent pun

>>76759778
2010-2013 yogscast was GOAT

>>76759810
wow that's crazy (gj not needing it i'm still fluctuating where I make just enough but can't really be comfortable without the extra 5k a year i get). Mine/ours is designed to last our lifetime and beyond but as I said it's v small

Watching teen mom

>>76759843
>being so sheltered you literally can't live without a trust fund

KEK
state of your life

>>76759822
i voted lib dem i'll have you know

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>>76759351
honestly doubt she exists at all
she could be a fancy hologram for all we know

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watching adult mum

>don't eat for one day
>stomach capacity plunges to the point where 2 small burgers make me feel full enough to be sick

>piss every half hour to get temporary respite from work
>bladder capacity is still beaten only by the us strategic petroleum reserve

the body is a weird thing

>>76759867
Come on now, don't be ridiculous.
At best she's a very early, buggy prototype.

>>76759871
Pissing too often has ruined my bladder.

what a terrible mess I've made of my life

>>76759749
lmao

>tfw got the perfect thinspo body

Could admire myself topless for hours

>>76759857
yeh i'm not gona lie i'm a complete failure but would much rather have it than not. if it wasn't for TF i wouldn't be able to afford to leave the house for recreation v often, as it is can go out more or less as much as I want

>>76759938
pic (only if female (girl))

>>76759786
>>76759749
guffawing at these images

>>76759942
>if it wasn't for TF i wouldn't be able to afford to leave the house for recreation v often

could just ask daddy to buy you a house
twat

Is Baptist a cult church?

>>76759962
omg why am i a twat?

Imagine being autistic enough to actually commit to spending hundreds of hours speedrunning some shitty SNES game from 1992 nobody's ever heard of.

>>76759897
is this a thing to body does?

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business idea: PICK IT UP

made som te

>>76759959
I'm a boy sorry (6'0, 126lb)

just died

just had my hands chopped off
typing with my tongue atm

>>76759986
>decide to try and speedrun a PS1 game
>do a quick test run
>check my time
>I'd be #2 in the world at just under an hour
>#1 is like 20 minutes and would be absolutely impossible to beat without pure autism numbercrunching
>nobody gives a damn about PBs.
miffed.

baffled

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what's the average brit's opinion on top gear, specifically jeremy clarkson? do they feel the show shouldn't have been cancelled? do they blame clarkson?

doing some genealogy

one of my mums cousins was married 3 times in 11 years, then died at age 33, what the fuck

>>76760066
runt family

computer's fucked so i am forced to phonepost

think i'll go and kill myself tomorrow

>>76760050
Clarkson was in the wrong for physically assaulting the bloke but the producer is a prat

Top Gear was funny even if it became more scripted over the years and both new programs that were spawned of it are shite

BBC had no choice but to force them out

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>>76760050

why do I want to die but not actually

bizarre

naal suleyk do kaan, naal suleyk do shor, ahrk naal suleyk do atmorasewuth, meyz nu ysmir, dovahsebrom, dahmaan daar rok

>>76760109
rasheed

eating some cottage pie and horseraddish

>>76760109
*fus ro dah's you out of the thread*

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>asked Dad for money once
>sentenced to exile and forced to spend my days killing one horrific monster after another

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runt cage

>>76760147
whoa spoilers i didn't know that's why gutz is doing what he does

ᚣᛟᛚ ᛏᛟᛟᚱ ᛋᚻᚢᛚ

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>>76760109
You arrive in Whiterun

>>76760136
radish you complete tadpole

блять бoнг cyки мoгyт cocaть мoй хyй

Just wanked on my family tree. more authentic will DNA on it lmao

>>76760158
*runs for the grav-hammer then stands there killing everyone instantly*

@ISIS GIVE ME YOUR TOP BOY'S GT - MEET ME ON RUST 1V1 INTERVENTION ONLY 2NITE 7PM AFTER DINNER

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>>76760099
i read a thing that said clarkson had previous disagreements with the BBC and that's why they cancelled the show
i feel as if top gear was too big of a show and clarkson too big of a personality to shitcan the whole thing
the kerfuffle was merely an excuse, and a bad one if you ask me

>>76760171
I never leave

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>After careful consideration against the criteria we have specified for, I regret to inform you that on this occasion you have not been short-listed for an interview

job applications are going well haha

>>76760193
it was the straw that broke the camel's back, the BBC couldn't be seen to be supporting a man who physically assaults another of their staff, no matter who it is

>>76760171
i only ever play as a white nord male, or at the absolute worst, a white imperial male

>>76760196
have you been to the cloud district lately

>>76760216
oh what am i saying? of course you haven't

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>>76760172
I know you think your words don't hurt but there's a human on the other side of the screen

>>76760204
Worse when you have an interview and don't get it

>>76760213
imperial female desu

>playing as a male
bit gay

>>76760231
*squishes you between forefinger and thumb*

>>76760232
very disheartening because my stepdad is good mates with the people who work there and I had everything and more that they asked for in the job description

>>76760237
le spending hours staring at a mans arse meme

>>76760232
worse when you do 5 online tests, massive application form, phone interview, assessment centre with 4 interviews and don't get it
haha

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>>76760213
Dunmer spellsword masterrace

>>76760257
>playing in 3rd person
>not self-inserting

lmao oh my days my guy you haven't got a clue

remember temple run

>>76760264
>self-inserting
bit gay

>>76760252
>having the advantage of nepotism and STILL fucking it up

kek

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>do job interview
>smash it
>get to last round
>job is between you and one other person
>don't get it
>they don't even email or ring you to tell you you haven't got it

>>76760232

bad when you have an interview and get no response or feedback

1. Orc Male
2. Dunmer Male
3. Imperial Female
4. Khajit Male
5. Wood Elf Female


9001. Wood Elf Male

>>76760252
Similar thing happened to me lmao
Thought nepotism was a thing

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>>76760288
recent physics grad with a 1st and had my CV analysed by the careers department of uni before I left

all i did was send them my CV, HOW did i fuck up so badly

would like to play video games just so I have something to do all day besides getting pissed but I can't seem to get into it

>>76760264
the only time i go into first person view is when shooting a bow
aside from those specific instances always play 3rd person

oi
bin that knife

stretching my legs feels like 1/8 of an organism

>>76760321
cucked

>>76760325
>recent physics grad with a 1st and had my CV analysed by the careers department of uni before I left

same
dont have any family connections in the field i want to work in though

>>76760329
Try New Vegas

>>76760337
yeah fair cop officer

>>76760335
the game is beyond clunky in 3rd person

>>76760281
don't ever talk to me again

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>>76760356
same here too, apart from my stepdad this was my only chance
no idea what or where to apply for anything now, everybody wants a masters and 6 years experience
am in soton btw if anybody knows somebody who wants a recent physics graduate let me know haha x

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>>76760303
(c) undead rogue

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68K32dn4Slw

are tim becoming an avante garde musician

if this runtoid keeps fucking banging on about finishing a physics degree I'm going to go ballistic

>>76760419
do a masters

>when you spend 3 years of your life and £30,000 on avoiding getting a job and piece of paper with "physics" written on it and wonder why you can't pass an interview

>>76760435
always was
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gTQki1y06U

>>76760503
fucking hell he's gotten fat hasn't he

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qc1TqmPwKR4

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>>76760468
can't afford one atm, which is why i'm looking for a grad job

>>76760479
4 years actually, did a year abroad, my loans come to about £46,000
this might hurt if i actually qualified for any interviews

>>76760511
all that bio oil
>>76760516
can't be long before he's snapped up by john zorn's record label

gf is pissing me off

On the verge of just dropping her right now but I'd just end up spiralling even further down into depression and probably back into drinking, so I'm stuck with the cunt

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LOL

>>76760525
>can't afford one atm
surely you can get it on student finance?? or does SF only cover 4 years?

>>76760546
read every word of that, it was really interesting

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poor lad

does he have a wife?

>>76760554
nah for masters student finance only covers up to £10k, almost all physics masters cost £10k, i'd have to pay for living costs myself and only have about a grand saved up

>>76760567
no

>>76760567
why are you asking if he has a wife as if you're not the autist who's obsessed with the boring cunt that is Tim and you're not just trying to get spackers like you to discuss the cunt?

fuck off

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>ywn be Cara's gak dealer

>>76760525
i am going to be a masters graduate in 2 months but apart from school and uni i have nothing on CV never had a job/internship/placement etc

>>76760567
he did have one but she divorced him when he went mental and won't let him see the kids

>>76760602
are you serious?

>>76760546
christ they really came up with all that so they didn't have to say they wanted ad revenue?

the absolute state

>>76760546
fucking hate leftists

>>76760595
stop being rude and judgemental

bet you have lots of friends

>>76760602
this is unproven and just speculation

>>76760617
fuck off and go wank to your boring youtube freak, cunt

>>76760636
>boring youtube freak
>freak

probably contributed more to society than a sad little cunt like you

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>>76760546