/cum/ Cat Umbrella Matrix

I am excited to get home. I want to play SS13 again

fuck I have work at 9

also is cara the real cara or is it a crazy marketing campaign like this post suggests >>76755741

>el OhiANO

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>>76755898
STICC is the thinking man's fetish.

>>76755921
Now THIS is a classic /cum/ post

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>>76755813
>and was around 130 a few years ago but am up to a healthier 160 now.
I'm glad to hear that anon. Please stay safe. Us leaves won't let any harm come to our first world comrades.

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>/cum/ baby

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFA3KGp4GuU

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why isn't more music with this sound made?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osHUmIDcrHg

I have to work at 9 and get up at like 7. should I go to bed?

I sometimes name my SS13 characters with Spanish names to channel my inner CHI

>>76755992
Yes, think of your health.

>>76755970
I'd like to leave the country but am currently unable and not sure where to go.

>>76755980

Vangelis is so good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWxKsxaKQLo

>>76755999
damn trips of truth.
what about my health? I took a short nap by accident today

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>>76756009
Well what do you want to do? Do you have any qualifications?

>>76756012
>what about my health? I took a short nap by accident today
You need to get 8 consecutive hours of sleep a day. A short nap is not enough.

>>76755977
Now I hate weebs and y*nks.

>>76756044
Not really sure.. I don't have any reasons to be motivated, and I'm very short on reasons to be alive. I'm fairly qualified in networking, and I can do at least a bit in any computer related field.

>>76756011
Bohren and Der Cluib of Gore kinda has the same atmosphere, but still not quite. Might have to get into Lorn more though after having watched this quite a bit since E3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GsZG1t3v-Y&t=71s

>>76756051
and lat night I accidentally fell asleep at 830 and woke up at 1230. couldn't go back to sleep until like 545 and had to get up at 8.
It takes me awhile to fall asleep and I don't like being alone with my thoughts on some days

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>>76756115

I heard about them on /mu/ a long time ago, and I remember liking this

Dont know what I did with the album rip tho

I unironically love classic green day

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>>76756090
That's pretty vague anon. I would recommend moving to Canada here but the IT industry is saturated by pajeets where I'm at (Vancouver) and in many major cities here.

>>76756194
hey neighbor. do you like the area of Washington directly below you?

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>>76756212
I've been to Seattle and the outlet there. I love the red chowder.

hiding in my kitchen from the flatmate and his gf

>>76756235
>seattle
to far south
I said directly below you

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>>76756251

Finally found my true religion, Satanism.

Finally found my true religion, Atheism.

>>76756260
your response confuses and angers me
like when you cross the border. that place.

>>76756238
where are you hiding, the oven?

>>76756265
>Believing that you will absolutely burn in Hell forever an being okay with that
???

>>76756279
fuck off, racist scum

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>>76756279
please do not associate yourself with G*rmans

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What else should I see in Rome

>>76756324
My butthole

I guess I should go to sleep then

>>76756296
es nesaprotu angliski

>>76756315
but they helped us

Suicide is never the answer

I GOTTA FIND BUBBA!!!

i'm a carpet muncher

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BOOBADEE BOOBADEE BOOBADEE POOF

Three abysmal posts in a row

>>76756137
Have you tried that one breathing exercise to fall asleep immediately?

It may not work on you, but if it does you'll be surprised at how fast it knocks you out

I feel fidgety, disoriented, and also restless/energetic right now.
It's awful.

>>76756559
The post right before yours was original, fresh, and innovative.

Clackamas really pushes the envelope with his unique style.

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My soon to be (never gf) is making my kokoro doki doki

>>76756492
Awful post.
>>76756515
Awful post.
>>76756558
Terrific post.
>>76756559
Awful post.

>>76756580
shut up weeb

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>>76756591

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>>76756595
I havent watched anime in months

>>76756591

awful post

>>76756617
that doesn't mean you aren't a weeb

kys

>>76756591
Awful post

Thomas, when did you find out you were a Chicano?

Someone out there loves you

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Nixon was a tortured soul.

>>76756651
When I saw my mother's maiden name

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Don't have a pepe that fully expresses my pain so here's a dog with an onion on its head

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this is a good post

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X446bBiqiGw

This is the ideal male.

>>76756591
thanks for the criticism I'm improving my post technique

Really REALLY want to punch a wall.

Literally cannot finish Forrest Grump without tearing up, lads

>>76756843
Really dawg. It's Remembering the 90s: The movie, for Boomers.

Africans are pretty smart desu
They know how to finesse white tourists into buying dumb shit really well. They even play the "oh youre american.I love americans because no racism, blacks and whites side by side" then they make up some bullshit about having a kid on the way back home while they're putting an ""authentic"" african good luck charm on you and after giving you more good luck charms they ask you for money

Embarassing watching people fall for that

>>76756920

It's so much more than that you fucking pleb

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did my excellent post kill /cum/?

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im gonna share a story

>had a fucked up work schedule so my weekend ended up being monday and tuesday
>drink alone at my house since no one can hang and dont wanna go to the bar alone
>get super drunk
>shitposting on /g/ and /wsg/
>its about 2am
>get to the point where I'm getting super sleepy and the room is spinning
>play row row fight the power on my headphones
>crank it up all the way up
>play it over for like two hours minutes while drunk shadowboxing and talking to myself
>do a spinning punch and hit the wall
>I fall on my ass and I lay down on the floor
>wake up 10 hours later with massive hangover that lasts 3 days

and thats how I got tinnitus

is it gay to have gay friends?

>>76758039
what kind of gay

everything gay is gay

t. expert gay identifier

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it's here

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Its 4am and idk if i should sleep

Got work at 11 till 2

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It must be done

I've drug-addiction relapsed. I am so disappointed in myself.

>>76759583
Ive failed 14 times. This is my 15th time and im doing great been sober since February. Keep it up brother. You're not done yet.

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oy
vey

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I'M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN
WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW I'M FREE

>>76759744
>since February
Good for you (no sarcasm). You don't know how enviable you are to bear through life sober. I appreciate the encouragement.
The sad thing is this drug has caused me so much misery for >1/2 a year and I've made the great progress these past 2 months that I had been longing to make for what felt like ages. I switched to another substance that worked wonderfully for tapering and was almost off it. I was so close and yet I've completely blew it all these past >2 weeks as tolerance to this drug develops rapidly.
Not to mention there's another substance I tapered down from enough to be able to last a week without it back in April. I'm dependent on that again too and it's caused me to isolate myself. All my family came over the other day, some from out of state, and yet I kept confined to my room nearly the entire day.
It's so rough to see all the time/opportunities fly by and be helpless to stop it. Well, I better catch myself now and step outside before I go on RNH-blogposting in /cum/. I hate when I do this, I always regret in cringe before long.

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going to bed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8exNTda4dk

>>76758977
lel

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I've devoted these past several weeks to becoming the best Pacman player in tr4sh
kill me

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I have the day off

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I like transformers

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>>76760986
Why?

>>76761118
Canada Day was on Saturday

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Whats canada day

>>76756692
That's garlic you mongoloid

>>76762385
A ripoff of the fourth of July

>>76756692
Who hurt you bb

>>76762703
not like 4th of July is anything special considering most of the British Empire's forces didn't think the US colonials were worth caring about and proceeded off to the Carribean and elsewhere

>>76756692
thats a garlic you dumbo

>>76762901
What an autistic post

>>76762704
it was my mama

people from jersey are sub fucking human

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>>76763588
how can they fuck????????

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tfw so low in life you tell people you're 22 instead of 26

>>76763935
I feel like a nigger with untied shoesocks

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tfw so low in life you tell people you're 20 instead of 22

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Happy birthday ya fat cunts

>>76764019
I can't even remember how old I am half the time.

>>76764113
holy shit

please tell me about the future

>>76764198
Everything is chrome in the future.

I have sex with women on a daily basis

>>76764240
hourly basis here

Hey Amerifriends, I have a question.

How come your recipies always uses kosher salt?
Is it different from normal salt? Is it tastier?

>>76764665
stop using jewish cookbooks

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>hang out with some friends of mine literally all day yesterday from 9 am to 6pm
>they ask if I want to hang out that night and get a beer or something
>no, i want to go home
>"whoa anon why are you being so mean??"
>they basically invite themselves to hanging out today
>tell them i'll hang out this afternoon or something, they can come over after i'm done working (i'm working from home)
>10am "hey dude, i just woke up, can i come over soon"

What the fuck? This guy has a girlfriend, he should go fuck her or something or watch a movie. What's with normies being literal time vampires and needing to hang out with people every second of every day?

>>76764665
The grains are larger than normal table salt. It's called kosher salt because it's used to make meat kosher, not because the salt is kosher.

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me deleting denmark

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done

>>76764665
our food has to be kosher to meet dietary restrictions

>>76764665
Size/shape of the grain.
No iodine either.

Plus it's blessed by a rabbi, which probably helps.

Should I drink coffee at home or go to a coffee shop?
>>76764796
No it isn't. Kosher salt has nothing to do with the actual salt being kosher. It's just used to make meat kosher.

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I <3 american culture!

>>76764829
>donor
yikes

>>76764708
>>76764719
>>76764785
>>76764796

ok thx

>>76764827
I thought kosher meant not mixing A with B

>>76764829
>5'5"
She finally learned

>>76764827
Well, kosher certified salt is genuinely kosher.
Go big or go home.

>She

>>76764959
no use in calling it a man if it's under 5'9

>>76759997
This is acceptable if he's taking her to be euthanized.

>>76763674
You warm it up and slide your junk in between the warm meat slices.

Hey friends I just got home!!

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>>76764862
>not being a donor
I <3 American culture!

>>76753658

It WORKED!

>>76765251
Me too, mon ami.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J60id41NqtI

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fedex ship my my surfafce pro 4 reeeeeee

Fuck Russia! The USA is the best!

gonna have to move to straya so I can celebrate the 4th of july sooner

>>76765469
I seeth not in borders and lines. I seeth only in sweet honey and bunches.

>>76765469

Russia sucks ass, good post

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>>76765469
Here passport of Russia for proof that I am from Russia.

>>76765486
Are fireworks even legal in Australia? Half the continent is constantly under a burn advisory.

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Sverigetråden bullied me for my breakfast, but what do you guys think?

i think that i'm transcultural, i might be ethnically swedish but my heart is RED WHITE AND BLUE

Surface pro 4 with a 60% size mechanical keyboard is the ultimate mobile computing setup

>>76765622
Nice chairs

>>76765629
i bought my keyboard on amazon seperate because it was cheaper.

it feels pretty darn nice to be honest.

>>76765622
Missing the eggs but otherwise good

give me dinner ideas :D

>>76765622
So you're Norwegian?

Also, how can anyone dislike pancakes, bacon, and maple syrup? That's almost as good as it gets.

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fuck fedex

>>76765851
Beef stroganoff.

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>>76765851
>Zhang YingYing

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just ate a big black cookie
so big
so black
so delicious

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Been thinking of trying Soylent.

>>76765978
why?

Hai homo virtual youtuber kizuna ai desu

>>76765992
I'm exhausted and don't want to cook anymore. Seems cheaper than fast food every day.

Doing anything social becomes 200x easier when drunk

>>76766110
Have you fucked that receptionist yet?

>>76766133
no

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>>76766110
wow, new information! mind = blown

>>76766133
Not her but I still had sex

>>76766160
reeee

>>76766017
are there any drawbacks to an entirely liquid diet?

>>76765753
thanks its my moms

>>76765798
hmm, does eggs and syrup actually work?

>>76765859
they thought pancakes and bacon was weird, its not common here

>>76766017
your poops will become liquid

>>76766160
post the condom...

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Hell yeah

>>76766190
That's what a bidet is for.

>>76766169
Getting vagina isn't hard
>>76766192
It was last night why would I still have the condom

>>76766188
>hmm, does eggs and syrup actually work?
some people say it's gross but I personally like it once in a while

>>76766011
And a perkele vittu to you too.

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>Let's build the HSR
>Let's stop building the HSR
>Let's build the HSR
>Let's stop building the HSR
>Let's build the HSR
>Let's stop building the HSR

God I fucking hate living in California

>>76766227
any man with a hint of self respect keeps very condom he used

>>76766227
reeeeee

>>76766244
>finnish and japanese are so similar that you can't tell them apart

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Are american guys hot?

>>76766256
Only gross footkrauts do that

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>>76766269
yes

>>76766269
I'm not
Working on it tho

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>>76766269
african americans are pretty hot

>>76766269
I am

>>76766269
Is morbid obesity hot?

>>76766266
Are you implying that they're a separate language? Why don't you show me your references?

>>76766307
I can only assume this is Fist of Fags

wish everyone was lonely and bitter like me

>>76756629
氏ね

>>76766311
Of course it is. That's why the fattest demographic has far more children on average.

I made a strawpoll last night about if I should fap or not
And you all voted no, and I stayed strong and didn't fap
I'm a man of my word

but I'm gonna do it now tho

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>>76766479
No. You can't until I said so.

wish i wasn't allergic to marijuana

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>>76766479

shitting out all the flamin hot cheetos i ate yesterday

>>76766534
i didnt even know that was possible

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Tyrone beat me last night!
I thought we were BFFs!

Why is there so much crime and violence in America? Can't go a day without hearing some awful killing.

>>76766682
nonwhite nonasian people

if you swear again im calling your mom

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>therapy in 24 hours

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>>76766516
hey hey hold on that was never part of the poll, I've missed 4 days now I can't go much further

>>76766546

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>>76766698

wh*tes commit to most heinous crimes

R.I.P sweet angel

>In many American restaurants, the Asian salad is right up there next to the Greek salad and the Caesar salad. You might think this is progress—cultural inclusion on a menu. And yet the Asian salad is often the one that comes with a winky, jokey name: Oriental Chop Chop. Mr. Mao’s. Secret Asian Man. Asian Emperor. China Island. Chicken Asian Chop Chop. Chinese-y Chicken…

>The casual racism of the Asian salad stems from the idea of the exotic—who is and isn’t American is caught up wholesale in its creation. This use of “Oriental” and “Asian” is rooted in the wide-ranging, “all look same” stereotypes of Asian culture that most people don’t really perceive as being racist. It creates a kind of blind spot.

PACK IT UP BOYS, ASIAN SALAD IS RACIST

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>>76766761

>>76766782
Rest in Peace

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I have not slept in over 83 hours
I'm fucking dying

>>76766908
jesus fucking christ dude
my record is 40
I wanted to die

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w-why is hitler in my book?

>>76766908
you could have went to bed if you wanted to
stop crying because it was purely your own decision

>>76766848
What's an Asian Salad?
Bean sprouts and water chestnuts?

>>76766908
>>76766940
calling your moms

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>>76766887

>>76766948
Is that Genki

who the heck is zhang ying yang

that guy above you

can't go 24 hours without sleeping
i'm a sleepy boy

>>76766959
bunch of vegetables cut up into strips served with some asian sauces

http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/food-network-kitchen/asian-salad-recipe-2105407

I cant believe how these people are trying to inject their SJW bullshit into food. The article cites so many other articles that are doing the same thing

http://civileats.com/2017/06/27/why-we-cant-talk-about-race-in-food/

>>76767041
no thats footkraut

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>>76767016

A smart, intelligent, young, beautiful woman who's life was taken away by Y*nks

>>76767102
dam she ug

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1DIV8V_zwQ

>>76767124
thats just what asians look like without any work done

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>>76766761
Don't be a pussy.
You're a man, aren't you?

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>>76767178

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Brushing my teeth right now while at my computer

Any other #daredevils?

PLEASE dont respond to Fist of Poopoo

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>>76767188
I have no self control

After seeing ikibey and footkraut post the German flag has a real negative connotation for me

>>76767255
Wearing socks in bed.

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>>76767181

This is what a full grown natural asian looks like.

It's an acquired taste.

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>>76767178

My 22nd birthday is in less than two weeks
How should I celebrate?

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>>76767332

we're americans. We shower with socks and microwave them to dry them. Wearing to bed is not that strange.

>>76767368
Assassinating weedman

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where my northern niBBas at

>>76767459
I'm from the North and what is this

>>76767287
>Having the need to fap
>Giving in to your perverted instincts
Okay then...

okay im refiltering you that was the last straw

>>76767446
surprisingly good suggestion

>>76767342
she is my gf

>>76767394
I thought I was the only one. Good to know that my fellow Americans shower with their socks on.

>filtering people
>not wanting the full /cum/ experience

>>76767571

Extreme doubt

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/mämmi/ doesnt want to talk about boys with me

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>Giving in to fapping
>Giving in to defeat

>>76767650
tell me your plan to fuck the receptionist or I will filter you

>>76767523
I need to catch up on those days I missed
and I need to do it now

>>76767652
she is she just doesn't know it yet

>>76767571
>gf
>girl
>friend
Gay

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>>76767694
you wont be able to filter me when i get back to the states anyways so it doesnt matter

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>>76767688
posting pictures of girls I want to facefuck wont make me want to stop

>>76767682
Okay.
Why do boys have an Adam's apple?

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>>76767743
I swear I'm going to learn Javascript so I can write a patch for 4chan X to filter by regional flag because of you

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>>76767800
>yfw you do that and i stop using extraflags right after

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>>76767697
go ahead fap you fucking loser lmao

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>>76767857
You wouldn't

>>76767782
what type of fucking monitor is that

Maybe you would be more likely to get a bf if you stopped masturbating to dumb anime hos.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTjJ2_P5P4U

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>>76767898
try me

What addon do you use to filter based on flags?

>>76767874
I can't help it
I'll try to edge as long as I can tho
It just feels too good not to EVERY DAY

Is Kraut a Zhang or just pretending?

>>76767986
starting to think you never had a plan in the first place. probably haven't even lost your virginity

>>76768045
think what you want. i'll go on being a CHAD

>>76768073
ok LIAR

>>76768114
why do you want to know my plan anyways? you think you have a better one?

>>76768154
I want to get inside the mind of an alleged Chad, deconstruct how he thinks

>>76768217
>letting you psychoanalyze me
not happening friend

>>76768262
please. I'm just a simple autist trying to learn something

>>76768217
Chads don't think; they do.

just fucking merry and joseph all these fucking gay anime faggots in this fucking thread...its too damn high

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>just fucking merry and joseph

>>76768344
This basically tbqh. Women like a good amount of confidence and being forward with how you think. If you want to ask a girl out or something just do it. Also just be yourself ;^)

>>76768354
Merry and Joseph?

>>76768439
I know all that already.

>>76765619
reckon I'd just do it anyways and hold my own against the emu police

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>Be Massachusetts
>Outlaw fireworks

>>76768494
Then what is it you even want to know from learning my "plan"

>>76768529
thought you might have something more specific and sophisticated in mind, guess I was wrong.

>>76765878
the free market wil fail

>>76768526
they can just drive to a different state and buy stuff there or camp

>>76768587
That wasnt my plan tho that was general advice

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>>76768663
JUST TELL ME THE PLAN

HOOD
ADJACENT
HOOD
ADJACENT

gonna go to dinner soon i think.

>>76768707
>esteppe une
b u r selff
>estep do
aks girl owt

>>76768783
It's noon.

nobody will read this post because it's at the end of a mid-day /cum/ thread

>>76768445
meh it was supposed to be jesus fucking marry and joseph but it sounds kinda wrong you know.

>>76768843
>>76768843
>>76768843
>>76768843

>>76768809
>what are time zones

>>76768858
22
2

early
a
r
l
y

>>76765978
It's all right. Tastes about as bland as you can imagine, but I haven't tried it in years (still have a full box of the stuff from when they launched).