/brit/

European Union

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HE SAY YOU BRADE RUNNER

>>76755801
Fantastic edition

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it's been two months since my surgery to get my wisdom teeth removed and it's still not healed

so bored
just want to go to sleep

>nonce edition
fuck off

>>76755893
I think mine are sitting comfortably, fingers crossed.

>>76755745
her ass was phat

might do a job application today

>binge-watch The Thick of It and In The Loop
>get sad because I've now seen all there is to see from the series.
It's not fair.

Did in 6 (SIX!) Weetabix

>>76755925
Molly MacDonald > Fern Walters > Sue Ellen

brb poo

>>76755931
fucking brilliant aren't they

>tfw Hugh is an irl nonce

>>76755913
if they're impacted(buried inside your gums) and not causing pain then leave them alone
two of mine were impacted and they cut a HUGE hole in the inside of my cheek to extract them and the hole still isn't healed and food constantly gets stuck in it so i have to flush it out every time i eat
it's a painful pain in the ass

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>>76755938
blimey mate how big are you

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>>76755987

>When they make Nonce jokes in one of the episodes as he was obviously wanking to nonce pics in his spare time

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>>76756052
very big

babestation

>>76755987
Honestly so good they half make me sad the Blair era is over. (And reinforce my disturbing degree of tolerance for Alistair Campbell.)

>>76756071
tip: eat less and lose weight

>>76756084
abbey

https://youtu.be/4YrFtC9yzJE?t=1m45s

willy

>>76756039
yeah nah fuck that, I've heard this kind of thing before. If they ever do give me trouble in the future I'll opt for anything I could over extraction.

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>>76756093
british politics 1997-2010 was so comfy

feel like pure shit just want it back

having a chat
https://youtu.be/NtFYt7iymUo

>>76756144
eh, it's only really comfortable in hindsight. It was pretty nightmarish to live through, not knowing what civil liberty Blair was going to abolish next in the fight against the big bad terrorists, not knowing what local building would be knocked down and replaced with a defective PFI substitute next. I mean, we had more actual political personalities but many of them were cunts. (Believe it or not this is a good thing. The only thing worse than being a wanker is being boring. Like Nicola Murray.)

>>76756186
his ashes call is the best

love anime
simple as

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0plstJrGfMs

>>76755893
I liked thy posts in https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/75964728/#75965252
3 different Helias in a sequence, plus the posts about quietly suffering make me smile.
http://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/bathroom/filter/text/page/2/

I'm posting this to make it known that I appreciate thee, keep up the good effort.
>>76755545
they were Bros

>>76756203
good shout
https://youtu.be/NtFYt7iymUo

>>76756221
https://youtu.be/CYNiZiEP9Mc
wtf youtube changed their right click copy thing

>>76756225
wee dickhead

imagine if thailad's boss found out he literally does nothing all day

>>76756263
they wouldn't dare do anything to their token white chad

need a job where I can do literally nothing all day
might apply to the civil service

I would like to offer /brit/ a formal apology. I lost my virginity and in doing so have betrayed you all. For that, I am sorry.

>>76756263
Why do you think I can't work and post here?

Some more cancer from our good friends at TrollX (LITERALLY OPPRESSION) by kingincel in Incels

[–]RippedRichAndIncel 3 points 2 days ago

Female circumcision is society's boldest attempt to enact systematic justice on licentious femaloids. We can only pray that it becomes the norm in the west

>>76756349
fuck off literal reddit

>>76756339
you can't. productivity is next to nothing.

>>76756299

Army potato peeler would be perfect for you

>>76756361
>he has the reddit flag

>>76756370
hello

boss just walked behind me when I was looking at the nonce subreddit, thank fuck he didn't see anything

>>76756263
>nothing
he nonces kids lad

>>76756395

fuck sake you nonce

>>76756395
>>76756410
samefag

>>76756364
I'm on literal webdev tier shit recently, it's pretty easy to do both.

>>76756299
I used to want to work in some pointless position in the Labour party because I love arguing and don't want to feel like there are any real consequences for what I do, but the more I looked at party structures the more I realized it'd be a nightmare instead of just fun yelling at people all day.

http://www.theamericanmirror.com/obama-warns-americans-much-patriotism-july-4th-weekend/

hmm ah yes

morning lads
fuck off nonce

don't think I'll ever get a half decent job 2bh

Cold out

why are other people so disgusting

http://www.sundayregister.com/tragedy-popular-jav-actress-drowns-filming-bukkake-scene-tokyo/
>Popular 23 year old JAV actress drowns while filming bukkake scene

>>76756442
seriously stop calling me a nonce or I'll leave forever

>>76756442
exemplary post

>>76756480
me in the middle

>>76756487
I'm not calling you a nonce; you are a nonce, nonce.

>>76756480
ah yes, definitely real

>>76756514
it literally is you mong

are John
https://youtu.be/V6l2py68WY4

>>76756531
Prove it. Provide secondary sources.

where can you farm soul gems in skyrim

>>76756531
>only one source

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH yes

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thoughts?

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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/07/02/fish-becoming-transgender-contraceptive-pill-chemicals-flushed/

>>76756566
TURNIN THE FRICKIN FROGS GAY

>>76756564
doubt she's nice to be around

>>76756564
her eyebrows occupy too much of the toal area of her face.

>>76756564
put em away bint

>>76756542
>>76756550
do you know how to use google?

http://thegoldwater.com/news/4248-Japanese-Porn-Star-Drowns-In-Semen-While-Filming-Bukkake-Scene

stocks did a cheeky big increase this morning lads

>>76756600
ah yes, another news article that has copied word for word the original, and even lists the original article as its source

mmm very reliable

Quality of /brit/ during the day

00.00-02.00 Best time, all the runts and kids have gone too bed, but it's not get late enough that only neets are left awake. Nice mix of humorous shitposting and actual discussion

02.00 - 06.00 Possibly the worst time on /brit/. Thread is all Australians yanks and leafs, and an occasional neet. Thailad mainly posts during these hours, just to put the cherry on top of this awful time slot

06.00 - 10.00 UK flags are waking up, but thread is mainly Australians and thailad

10.00 - 13.00 Thread is finally majority brit flags again, supremely comfy time when discussions actually occur

13.00 - 16.00 Discussions will have gone awry as everyone's autistic nature means they argue over something stupid for all threads in this time slot. Very boring unless you want to autistically sperg on a British theme.

16.00 - 18.00 Thread gets busier as people come home from work/uni. The autistic afternoon argument slowly gets ignored. A fairly decent time

18.00 - 20.00 The last time before the evening rush. Still some minimal discussion, mainly gimmick posting however. At this point gimmick posting is still amusing

20.00 - 23.00 Evening rush. Number of JFs increases, especially yanks, and thread is essentially 50 or so people yelling catchphrases at each other. No discussion, any potentially funny gimmicks are beaten to death at this point, threads move at supersonic speeds. Avoid at all costs.

23.00 - 00.00 At this point you can safely return to posting.

>>76756624
*swots you with a copy of the FT*

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>>76756600
>the same article syndicated is proof of validity

>>76756640
mentioned

>>76756624
will do a big short

>>76756627
>>76756645
the rest of the sources are in japanese (where the english article got it from)

>>76756624
FOB

>>76756675
Then give a Japanese source.

>>76756688
I don't speak japanese

what do you mean the banks all out of money?

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>>76756673
Black women were destroying Germany?

>>76756566
When did the Telegraph stop being respectable? They've been predicting the EU and eurozone is going to collapse next week for 10 years now.

>>76756700
fuck off nonce

>>76756673
>>76756700
reckon this is a /pol/ troll

>>76756564
>nose ring and giant udders

cattle

>>76756708
clearly not
https://twitter.com/FeministaJones

>>76756708
Poe's law is a hell of a drug

>>76756624
how do i get rich off the impending recession?

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>>76756722
>Verified

>>76756564
>large lips
ew
>meme brows
>meme mascara
>meme ring
>meme fake freckles
looks like a cunt

THAILAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

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>>76756756

>>76756738
step 1: get a bunch of cash
step 2: use it to buy shares and houses and whatever else when the recession happens
step 3: try not to go bankrupt while waiting for the recession to happen

>>76756708
>pol boogeyman

imagine thinking anyone you disagree with is from pol

thailad make your website like this
https://www.lingscars.com/

>>76756763
>>76756741
>>76756700
avatarfagging is against the rules

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mmmkay?

>>76756817
haven't seen this in years, glad it's still mental.
>>76756828
so report me

the view that history is a progressive line forwards, in a direction of more liberty, freedom, tolerance and happiness does not sit well with me

i see beautiful statues of old European marble, sculpted in the images of gods, heroes and angels, and underneath them I see a large, crudely spraypainted anarchist "A" underneath it.

How can people believe that things are always getting better, when outside of technology and medicine, we can clearly see things are a lot worse than they were before?

>>76756849
alri grandpa lmao

>>76756849
alri 'ler

>>76756849
there's a good part of sobre héroes y tumbas that revolves around that

>>76756849
can you space out your post a little more like we do over on reddit? it makes it a lot easier to read, thanks :)

Thailad you ever met up with anyone from /brit/ in Thailand?

>>76756908
he's met with the algerian

>>76756925
the gruesome twosome

Nan is 90 today lads.

Also I just realised something I never thought about before.

When my (paternal) grandfather married my grandmother, they were 18 and 26, respectively. And they've had six children in six consecutive years after that, with my dad being the youngest.

Bit weird tbqh.

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tieee laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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>>76756849
desu i would say that until about the mid-1970s history basically was a line. then an unholy alliance of postmodernism and neoliberalism obliterated the uneasy modernism and (bastardized) keynesianism we had become used to.

threadly reminder that Britain is in the middle of the worst decade for pay in 70 years: https://www.ft.com/content/d56b46f6-b237-11e6-9c37-5787335499a0?mhq5j=e1

>>76756908
yes (not the Algerian)

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>shan't

playing a little cuckio golf now

>>76757062
reminds me of a meme I heard of long ago

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tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

finna cop these

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nODwk8ejCyE

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>>76756979
>>76757074
William Wallace is a fokin batty

tempted to cut my own hair
give myself the old buzz cut

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>>76757093
awri

>>76757109
>having the virgin cut

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mam found the cum bottle

>>76757109
got a haircut yesterday, found a really bloke in particular now so I'm happy, it's taken years.

>>76756968
>>76756980
>>76757088
reddit spacing

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>>76757139

>>76757139
>there are 40 trillion planets in the universe but only yours contains sentient life

>>76757174
doubt

>>76757163
reddit spacing depends on context.

it's reddit spacing if you do it like this where related material is kept at a distance for little apparent reason

it's not reddit spacing if you're placing completely tangential information intended for the entire thread instead of just the person you're replying for on a new line to separate it.

alright, reddit?

>>76757154
what made him really bloke? was he built and had a beard and that?

>>76757188
hey reddit

>>76757190
I meant to phrase it as, it's not a good barber shop, it's the particular barber that is spot on, and he gave me a card and shit so I can message him before I pop by.

>>76757188
this 2bh

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there's probably aliens out there
I reckon they look like bears

hate tennis what a shit sport
the same big stars play each other endlessly for years and years

>>76757224
I see black bears all the time. they're pretty cute

hate /r/socialism
love /leftypol/
simple as.

Need you out of business sunshine

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doing a howl at non unimelb runts

>>76757139

Theists are sheep

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BZZZT this is a colleague call for Sara, please report to aisle 10 immediately, that's Sara to aisle 10 thank you BZZZT

why has there never been an atheist civilisation

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At work hungover

>>76757261
There could be a god but if there is, we certainly haven't sussed it out t?bh

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Me three years ago
>Outgoing
>Started uni
>Social
>Healthy in mind and body
>Optimistic

Me today
>Agoraphobic
>Anxious
>Pessimistic
>Fat and mental

wew

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riley sticka

wonder what prostitution was like in victorian london

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goddamn nick clegg was such a wanker

who /wrightstuff/ here??

>>76757302
china

>>76757319
hated what the Lad bible started out as but I hate what its become even more

what a qt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2QkkWumcCI

fucking hate:
> cookie notices
> title bars that stick to the top of your browser window as you scroll
> that kiddy-fiddling thainonce

about to start my third wank of the day

>>76757329
likewise

their posts about anonymous are fucking hilarious

>>76757328
???

>>76757329
the only person on facebook i hate more than the cunt who keeps liking ladbible shite is the stupid girl who keeps liking daily mail clickbait stories about Bangladeshi orphans who code apps and 3 legged dogs who're running the London marathon with the littlest cancer patient on their back.

>>76757349
I'm eating a cookie rn

>>76757356
what was the point in replying this?

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fight my champion and his thrall

>>76757378
i don't think he knows that chinese people are converting to christianity en masse

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>>76757380
oi

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>>76757350

good numbers lad
you'll go far in the wanking game

>>76756968
your nan sounds like a right nonce

>>76757386
Atheism is growing worldwide t?bh

Clean pussy you know it get ate...up! Like, duh

Any Shia man in?

>>76757240

Gay

>>76757386
not really. it's irrelevant anyway because you said why has there never been an atheist civilisation when china existed

>>76757360
Dire need of punctuation and sentence clausing in this post

I'm a militant athiest, I've lost track of how many fundies I've blown out on facebook with my superior logic(Which I also use to blow out lefties too, being a proud member of the alt-right)

want a 30 y/o gf

>>76757416
>china was atheist
when

want 30 y/o gfs

>>76757424
What the fuck is sentence clausing?
(Also, barring appropriate capitalisation I can't see any other punctuation errors.)

>>76757439
it's entire history. you don't seriously think the majority of china are theists right?

why should i care about europeans when they just see us as a giant piggy bank?

thailads nickname in high school was "fiddler on the roof"

>>76757428
I'm not an atheist :/

want an inflatable crocodile with tits and a bumhole

>>76757458
t. illiterate brainlet

KILL THAILAD

>>76757458
you're a brainlet

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>>76757494

watching babestation with the family

Dunno who this thailad is but I reckon he's a right dodgy fella

>>76757478
>>76757495
>resorting to ad hominems
when was china not majority atheist?

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poolad

>>76757518
Confucius say "jesus fucking christ"

>>76757518
>when was china not majority atheist?
since it existed

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I'm a 26 year old virgin and just learned my best mate from back in school is having his FOURTH child with his gorgeous wife lads.

What should I do?

finished cutting my own hair
doesn't look too bad desu
hard to trim around the back
using two mirrors is complicated

not gay but some blokes are extremely handsome innit

>>76757543
let's do a suicide pact i'm 26 year old virge too

>>76757543
Enjoy your freedom not being tied down with a wife and 4 kids

>>76757518
they're not atheists in the way you or i would understand the word, they're really fucking superstitious actually

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hate heath
love wilson
simple as

>>76757542
>>76757567
buddhism as originally taught was atheistic since they believed the belief in a deity was a form of clinging to something. it is very complicated but they are not obviously theists.

>>76757577
how the fuck could anyone have voted heath
what a slimeball

>>76757556
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnKgWHCIm0E

hate pathetic white bois
love big black cock in my tight white pussy
simple as

>>76757599
cuck

>>76757560
Sounds a bit gay.

>>76757566
My life is a void.

>>76757615
so fill it with something

>>76757594
i meant particularly people like mads mikkelsen
just met some lad who looked like him, can't imagine how easy life must be when you look like that

yellow fever

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JANITOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
JANITOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
JANITOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM

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need to leave for work in 25 minutes

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gf

>>76757599
I hope you realise how unfunny you are

>Phuket police are mystified after being unable to find any serious wounds on a man who said he had been shot and stabbed by an attacker in his house early Saturday morning.

someone took a video of me on the train lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUgWI6jLgws

Putting my willy in a girls mouth

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/angela-merkel-chancellor-germany-same-sex-marriage-vote-lgbt-muslim-mps-berlin-bundestag-cdu-sdp-a7819391.html
yeah. remember that next time you bad mouth islam

>>76755938
>>76756052
>>76756071
>>76756098
Only /brit/ things

>>76757543

4 years till wizardry lad

>looking for a windows tablet
>none of them say whether they'll charge over USB or make me carry a plug around like a dickhead.

>>76757684
more like fuckit police
haha

>>76757688
Did this once but my willy was soft

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>I hope you realise how unfunny you are

Whatever happened to desklad?

>>76757615
it's hard to kill yourself trust me maybe with someone else it will be easier

>>76757599
howling at this post, very funny. keep up the good work

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>>76757715
nobody would crowdfund my game :(

>>76757712
how pathetic
what a limp loser you are
might as well just kys

>>76757706
are you really that much of a tech spacker lad?

>>76757730
like a disgusting nonce puppet you are lad

>>76757706
think they probably do mate

>>76757698
german politics is so weird and fucked up

>>76757759
bet you can't make be say "lemon"

go..

>>76757737
Shut up worm, I was on drugs

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/muslim-man-acid-attack-victim-why-not-terror-attack-east-london-jameel-muhktar-resham-khan-21st-a7816331.html
double standards favouring whites again

>>76757771
white cat...

>>76757730
I've got like 6 quid right here and half a bowl of coco shreddies

Think I might be gay lads, been noncing the wrong sex this entire time

>>76757771
nice seinfeld outfit there

going to thailand and not fucking a ladyboy is like going to turkey and not eating a kebab

in love with the autistic girl from the middle

>>76757794
tempting

>>76757791
that is some /fa/ scarring on him Tbh

>>76757771
even the cat is disgusted

>>76757805
The boss and I get a ladyboy or 2 every friday night after work, the state of my arsehole after haha xx

want to push tim over

stupid bint

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>>76757815
tis a boy la

strong urge to say "lemon"

>>76757783
You're still a virgin if you didn't get to penetrate or cym inside her

http://forbritain.uk/manifesto

find a flaw

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>>76757850
nah this one

>>76757687
>Funny how women throw their vaginas and tits around with shit like Vagina Monologues and whatnot, but penises are treated like weapons. If we say Vagina Monologues, Femen, etc. are offensive they say that we are stigmatizing female bodies and female sexuality. But if you ask me, there is nothing more stigmatized than the male body. If a woman rubbed her tits on a guy, what police officer would take the guy's complaint seriously? He would be laughed out of the station. But here this woman is out for his blood, and she most likely did get his ass thrown in jail.

the fucking delusion of some of these incel freaks is beyond me

>>76757698
Based moderates

>>76757860
dire lack of seats

>>76757836
would fuck a ladyboi, wouldnt let them fuck me though, that shits gay af

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Doin the ol' Amazon hoppin'
what book should i buy lads?

i'm a virgin

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>>76757863

>>76757888
Why Nations Fail

>wore grey jeans today
>pissed down my leg
>sat in the bogs now waiting for them to dry

can't stand my job anymore

hate the call centre

>>76757888
learn about owls

>>76757894
I'd put my penis in you mate

>>76757906
Crikey

do people think we can just depend on london forever? why does no one care about how fast this country is crumbling outside the capital?

>>76757888
aquariums of pyongyang

>>76757914
bad move, warm piss smells absolutely disgusting, you can smell it across the room
Just take those pants off and stick em in the bin boro

>>76757888
holy bible

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>it's a poo curls out sideways and smears shit in my anal hair episode

>>76757927
the only thing that matters in the 21st century are cities
this is the new age of the City State
the countryside can revert to total barbarism for all it matters, with some vassal farmers for the cities

>>76757741
No, they just don't say. Some of them (like the Lenovo Miix 310) clearly don't, while others like the Acer Switch One make it really confusing (the picture I can see only has one port that could be used for charging, which seems to be a standard micro USB port - but googling a replacement charger brings up a small circular one.) - then unnamed others apparently do charge from their micro USB port, but do so painfully slowly.

>>76757762
I'd think so, but a surprising number don't. There's one - which I can't remember right now - that uses a standard micro-USB port, but sticks resistors in their charger to make sure it'll only work with OEM ones instead of the ones everyone and their dog already has for their phones.

Very irritating.

>think I'd rather get bare backed why a fat black tramp with aids and a 14" crusty penis than work in a call centre

>>76757921
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qu1OFJA98bw

>>76757960
grim
never had pooey bum hairs

>>76757888

the politics of ecstasy

>>76757960
>my anal hair

>>76757914
throw water over yourself so it looks like you fucked up at the sink. If you've got mental taps it might even be believable.

>>76757975

looks are more important than wealth

Thinking about have a cheeky wank at midnight.

>>76757996
damn you're like a professional at the pissing yourself game

>>76758035
pics please

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>>76758038
recognise

>>76757914
how does a grown man piss himself

the absolute state of yours truly

What's going to happen on 7/7/7 lads ?

never done sex

>>76757888
>buying books
you know there are libgen mirrors that work in the UK right?

Did you know they sell pads for men?
Was in Sainsburys other day and they had "Tena for men" right there next to the women's pads. Proper weirded me out, what do men even do with them

>>76758098
Me either in my 26 years.

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IM PICKLE RICK!!!

>>76757771
shrieking

>>76758110
for gays who can't hold in their poo anymore
and manchildren who pee themsleves

>>76758090
you're like 10 years in the past mate

>virgins
lmao

>>76758126
gays that can't hold their poo?
is that a real thing?

>>76758110
men who wank too much end up losing control of their urethral sphincter
grim world

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>>76757771
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_V2sBURgUBI

found the afro american tim lads
its not the same type of schizo rambling but you can still see that he has some type of disability

>>76758162
fuck off that's not true

>>76758110
what is incontinence for 500 alex?

>>76758153
Its called gay bowel syndrome
Google it
Fags are vile

>>76758162
i fucking wish.
did you know that if you piss yourself most airlines let you have a second carry-on bag just to carry nappies?

*sees your shit willy*
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM

>>76758153
anyone who does anal regularly will be incontinent

>>76758178
thought you were taking the piss and I actually googled it
can't believe this is an actual thing
gay bowel syndrome...

Went from having 2 women wanting the D to 0 in the space of a week haha

>>76758204
does this mean i need to return my assbuster 5000?

https://twitter.com/markjac18290043/status/776491869123379201 stunna boy get em real rich

>>76758219
good job lad

>>76758223
hello nigger

>>76758245
Just want to be loved mate

Fuck your blunt been on your lips

Call my girl if I want a kiss

Drain gang shield never miss

I don't give fuck what you think

Off the E's i can't even blink, put some painkillers in my drink

need a piss but cba getting up

>>76758250
doing this shit real big stunna boy get em all day

>>76758262
how did you fuck it up?

>>76758302
tenner on being clingy too fast

It wasn't forecast rain wtf

>>76758223
not opening this because you put text on the same line as the url

>>76758302
Dumped one because she was too much hassle even though i proper fancied her. The other one called it off because her family didn't approve of me haha she was proper horny for it aswell, damn

>>76758294
pissbottles lad

>>76758298
hello nigger
did sum gud watermelon ummm lawdy

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>>76758327

just lost a tenner

>>76758337
What do you mean too much of a hassle?

>>76758284
good song

>>76758356
>tenner
is that nonce code for a ten year old?

>>76758356
Yeah cough it up mate

>>76758371
shadilay, fellow nonce!

found a tenner in my pocket lads haha

>>76758358
she told him to throw out his anime figurines