i just want brazil and brazilians to be happy

Over my dead body

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>>76751038

And rightly so.

After my caipirinhas (which went over like a champion at a party tonight) I have become mesmerized at all things Brazilian.

What a magical land Brazil must be.

<3
<3
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6P1Q-UycHA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNpOuaYbyks

Now I must learn about their famous trannies.

If it seems like I have had a few caipirinhas this evening, its because I have.
Now \\\

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Let us celebrate Brasil

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>>76751742
you made me hate brazil even more

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>be scruffy fat nerd working late at library updating group policy in network
>no one there because homecoming game
>four girls stumble in obviously drunk, two have tan skin
>have to tell them to keep it down, they just laugh and go upstairs
>go back to dealing with crap MS software
>tan girl comes back down and asks for book on Brazilians
>stop installation in middle of network definitions
>take her up to LC F2500, (Brazil A-Z)
>see her friends giggling in LC HQ 450 (smut general)
>show her books on Brazil, she acts confused, has thick accent
>notice smell of coconuts and jasmine, takes me back to her friends
>freinds are all giggling at erotica books, suddenly notice one may actually be a male
>keeps asking for book on Brazilians, I keep pointing at F2500
>finally lifts her skirt, pulls out panties and points my eyes directly at her hairless crotch
>"You say 'Brazilians'! Depilacao íntima! Este!"
>feel face flush, trying to choke back gasps for air
>two other girls lift skirts and totally drop panties, and point at each others hairless crotches
>possible male just starts cupping her tits and starts playing samba music on phone
>first girl pulls out rum-smelling bottle of something called 'LeBlon' takes swig and shoves it in my face while pulling on my 'Hab SoSlI' Quch!' t-shirt
>I start stammering, trying to explain we close in 20 minutes and-
>grabs my crotch hard enough to make me lose my breath
>two other girls now dancing and all four removing their tops, one tan and one white start grinding on each other
>other two start grinding on me and rum girl pushes me into chair and starts tearing my shirt off
>WTF IS HAPPENING?!?!...

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>>76751771

...

>'Leblon' straddles chair and rubs her naked pussy in my face
>other girl pushes tits into the back of my head and rubs her boobs up and down my pony tail
>grab bottle of 'LeBlon' without thinking and take huge gulp trying to cope with instant party
>music keeps repeating nothing but "Samba de Janeiro, em baixo, em baixo"
> (finally found song here, now I play it constantly and have become samba junkie)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNpOuaYbyks
>now gulping lime tasting rum while room spins and other girls come over dancing
>fuck network policy update, fuck it in the ear
>hear two girls making out behind me, one takes off my shoes while other un-does my WoW Horde belt
>rock and roll till 10:30, girls leave and actually walk out while still putting on their blouses
>rum girl goes to kiss me as she leaves but instead drops and licks my crotch, then kiss pecks me on forehead, hands me empty bottle and panties
>"Obrigado por uma grande noite, garanhao"
>spent rest of semester looking for them, no one knows who they were
>still keep empty bottle and panties in lit display case under Brazil flag, mother has no idea why

>>76751701
Patrician taste, ameribro

>>76751771
Kek, it's been a long time since I last read this pasta

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>>76751800

I dont know what that means, but thank you.

<3