You wake up in a Small European Village

I stay.

Unless the locals think I'm a refugee and try to lynch me

good

I contact my family from someone's cellphone.

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time for some ficki ficki

>>76750366
I try to loosen up my shoulders as i get spied on by old people through the window across the street.

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im ok with it

>>76750366
>Die from boredom

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>open 4chan and shitpost about americans on 4th july

>>76750366
*explosions*

>>76750564
why cant white """"""people"""""" make something more organic and not boring and dead?
i hate parks

Cry

Because I finally made it

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>>76750366
>You wake up in a Small European Village
but I do that every day.

It's the worst. Super boring. Nothing ever happens. It's like that song from Beauty and the Beast. People go buying fresh bread, eggs, visit the market, chat on the street. Everyone is way too friendly and can't mind their own fucking business.

barf.

Where? If it's in France I can at least have a basic conversation, otherwise I'm fucked.

Can i speak the language

>>76751010
there will be always be someone who knows english around

If I'm in the Alps/Scandinavian Mountains horray otherwise kms

>tfw no comfy swiss village life
;_;

>>76750366
stay. they need a chicano

>>76750543
Why is portugal so poor?

>>76750982
That sounds awesome
And then you could just hop on a bike and go to the next village

Where I live I have to travel 20 miles in the desert to get to the next town on the highway

I already live in one.

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Yes just did that

Needs some mosques for that real euro feel.

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>>76750759
I didn't Texans were secretly ISIS terrorists too.
Or, moshikashite, are you a fellow Meguminfag?

>>76753185
It's not poverty, it's comfy rock-brick houses.

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Go buy some rice,salt,turmeric,matches, knife and fishing rod. Always wanted to try fishing there.

>>76750366
boring
full of old people
weather is always shit

it is nice for a week/end trip
but living there is shit