You're now American. What is the first thing you do?

>>76740136
Get shot

Get on my scooter and mass murder local school or a church until diabetes get to me.

i wear pants with elastic so I don't have the problem on the right.

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>>76740136

get an american white scum trailer park GF

>>76740523
I hope that's not how you envision them

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>>76740136
by citizenship only or location too?

Go to LA and get the career I want.

>>76740136
buy guns

>>76740136
SHART
IN
MART

Start shooting my fellow Amerilards.

>>76740136
Wtf is American dressing?

>>76740861

It's hamburger dressing. Dunno about that one, but here, hamburger dressing is basically a chunkier and less sour thousand island dressing with dill. It's really good, but I was surprised you don't actually have anything you call hamburger dressing.

>>76740136
I will probably by a car and a rifle

>>76740181

>>76741085
>I was surprised you don't actually have anything you call hamburger dressing.

Because there are tons of different ways of making burgers. One dressing is not enough.

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>>76740861
It's made of mushed yanks.

Deport a mecsican

>>76741085
That is actually what In-n-Out puts on their burgers

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learn how to made this by myself and live alone