72 year old man goes to Reykjavík for the first time

shitavík

>>76738630
>Ástæða þess að Guðmundur fór loksins til Reykjavíkur er sú að kýr sló halanum í augað á honum fyrir um mánuði síðan og blæddi mikið inn á augað

So the cow's tail hit him in the eye and he began bleeding profusely?

Reading this is a mind-fuck.

>>76738630
How does someone live in Iceland their whole life (where you can drive anywhere in the country in basically 2 days) and never go to the capital/biggest city?

t. just spent 2 weeks driving around Iceland

hmm, how many fucks should i give about this my dude?

>>76738630
Are there any old buildings in Reykjavik? Like the old towns we have in our cities

>>76741437
yes
>>76741575
what is considered old? anything over 100 is being torn down for tourist hotels

>>76741645
How bad is the tourist-situation now? Are they everywhere you go?

>>76741940
yes
absolutely everywhere
more rental cars than normal car on the road

>>76741984
Took a dump at the bathroom in your botanical garden. So if you go there and take a dump too we can be poo brothers :)

>>76741984
Ratio of Burgers to Chinks?

>>76741645
>anything over 100 is being torn down for tourist hotels
why are you doing this to yourself

>>76742482
30/70

>>76742539
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VfhD7ARk9Y

>>76742763
RIP in peace, m80

>>76742792
landabois matrix was good thats it

>>76742918
Thanks lad

>>76742763
Damn that sucks, chinese tourists are the worst

>>76742991
surely the ones that can afford to fly to iceland and rent a car aren't so bad?

>>76743106
Nope, they are all shit. Mao systematically rid them of any culture of public decency.

>>76743106
Chinese tourists are literally the worst. It's enough to make you want to shoot up a market full of Chinese tourists stopping in the middle of the street to take pictures, leaving their trash everywhere, blowing their cigarette smoke in people's faces, and shoving people to get where they want to go.

>>76741459
He despises city people

>>76746057
A man of excellent taste.

>>76746057
You should really go take a dump in the botanical gardens bathroom so we can be poo brothers (see above). x

>>76746197
I have my own bathroom 150m away from that shitty public one

>>76746197
How did you like Island burgerman? Traffic chaos? I've never been there.

>>76746311
Yeah but I haven't pooed in your bathroom.

>>76746332
Very very nice if you like camping and hiking. Lots of nice things to see. I would recommend it.

>>76746369
Did you see a diesel benz with the exhaust out of the hood?
that was me

>>76746332
Also traffic isn't bad compared to where I live and once you get into the east there aren't a lot of cars anywhere. Lots of French and German tourists.

>>76746406
Yes!

Also that Brynja ice cream place. A+, would eat again.

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>>76738630
>Dfn jeg forstår islandsk
Det er håp for meg. K-kanskje jeg kan kalle meg nordmann likevel.

>>76746494
noice

>>76738630
he would not like London

>>76746923
most likely not