she will post a timestamp ITT edition
larigh
Early twat
think someone just called me a nigger in greggs
I like to listen to recordings of angry drill instructors while lifting heavy weights in the gym
do i have the 'tism?
Ireland would literally be the most perfect nation in all of human history if Padraig Pearse had survived.
>‘The Gael is not like other men; the spade, and the loom, and the sword are not for him. But a destiny more glorious than that of Rome, more glorious than that of Britain awaits him, to become the saviour of idealism in modern intellectual and social life, the regenerator and rejuvenator of the literature of the world, the instructor of nations, the preacher of the gospel of nature-worship, God-worship - such, Mr. Chairman, is the destiny of the Gael.’
He'd be rolling in his grave if he could see her today.
>>76737108
why is she so cute?
might have to abandon /brit/ desu lads.
too many yanks
too many fags
too many pols
Australian grime
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dB_5pjfMMms
>>76737108
Fuck off stop posting this ugly crosseyed Arab bitch
>>76737108
c u t e
my top back
uncircumcised
i pull it back
just to go inside
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fro6je9L5kg
>>76737168
because she hasnt been to university yet
*laughs menacingly*
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4658504/Vicious-road-rage-fight-erupts-busy-London-street.html
WOGS BTFO
America is such a shithole
hate summer
hate winter
hate spring
LOVE autumn (love it)
>>76737212
Based young lad doing us all a service by KTFO yanks
>>76737212
OH SAY CAN YOU SEE
>>76737108
you better do
i know it's you summer
>>76737212
wtf
hope i die before reaching 30
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/881503147168071680
Literal madman
Th' spliff lads
>>76737263
you will notice the gentleman is a man of colour
whitbylad, are you about? wanna meet up tonight for some bum fun up the moors?
>>76737269
why
>why do have skullstep tunes names?
better question, why is this a previous input to my quick reply name field
>>76737279
more baccy lad
>>76737188
I'm half Maltese actually
>>76737254
h-hi
who is that girl and how do we know about her?
>>76737163
He was a nonce and did little but write shite and die
CHOON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AFAy_jHy2I
>>76737263
you know how they tell you not to keep chimps as pets? america has millions of them
>>76737111
>>76737169
oh my god
I need this
jesus christ
I fucking hate how my parents fell for the circumsision meme, what the fuck
>>76737215
*sips carling*
GIVE THA LAD A FACKIN MEDUW
>>76737269
the darker races will replace you and your hate for life
>>76737287
Er... no thanks, I don't swing that way. Ask Scarboroughlad, he's a mincing degenerate into that sort of sheeeeeeeeit.
>>76737334
*tries to understand the guttural grunts and clicking noises you're making but can't*
oh well, shan't even bother trying to pay attention the next time mboko starts "talking"
>>76737279
aww you made a tent for our Alan to sleep in
>>76737315
Gimmick insult idea: Spic-nog. It's a reference to a spic (mexican (latino)) and a nig nog (nigger (black person))
>>76737351
tfw i have a foreskin and can't even experience this because of 'mosis
would rather be cut
>>76737292
30 is an arbitrary number just hate being alive end of
had a wank this morning and not showered cause I wasn't out today
the aroma of prawn cocktail skips is unimaginably concentrated and potent
>>76737333
I'm now on a 28 hour superfast train
>>76737215
Feel viscerally satisfied seeing violent wogs get what's coming to them. Watching that slav beat shit out of him has made my day.
>freestyle
what does this even mean?
>>76737333
Some nonces fawning over a year 7 girl
>>76737395
why did she delete
>>76737369
i am scarboroughlad
>>76737401
RARE
>>76737401
Wasn't aware /int/ had meme flags
>>76737393
Sign up for Elon Musk. Death on Mars guaranteed
Simple as
>>76737283
doesn't mean you just punch people for fun
>>76737430
don't for 1 second believe she is only 11-12
dumb racist rorkes leave the thread
>>76737222
>implying ireland isn't
>>76737479
hello abeed
>>76737401
Waheyy giz some socks Santa
>Christmas Island
>>76737401
you're Christmas island right
>>76737215
>The victim - a smaller male wearing a green t-shirt - then gets out of the car and the large stocky man immediately punches him again until the other male removes his belt and starts to lash him with it.
Ahha wtf? the nog was clearly quite muscular and was the first to use a fucking inanimate object to fight. Why are they painting him as a victim?
>>76737388
stop false flagging we all know you're circumsised
>>76737401
nice proxy
>>76737496
hello john
Just noticed that cut every nail except for the one on my pinky what am I like hahaha
the foreskin isn't sensitive like the clit, you dumb fucks.
it keeps the head of the penis as sensitive as the clit
and foreskin and frenulum itself is just a protective layer of skin
My heritage? It's a mix of Pakistani and Bangladeshi.
>>76737315
Half Arab is full Arab
disturbing amount of racism in this thread
>>76737547
Then why cut it off
Makes no sense
>>76737558
nigger
>>76737547
*stabs your foreskin*
Not sensitive eh?
>>76737500
I don't know, did you decorate the Christmas Tree this July?
>>76737536
did that once and someone asked me if i had any coke on me haha
FIFE
I
F
E
>>76737401
>flag
don't be silly mate it's only july
>>76737500
Christmas island holds boatfugees who tried to reach Australia
>>76737558
hello nigger
>>76737521
nah.
and it gets worse because stretching won't even help me since there just isn't enough skin at the tip
>>76737212
>hurr all euros are cucks
>everyone stands there and does nothing
>>76737536
coke finger
>>76737566
arbitrary religious customs forced upon infants in the most disgusting, unethical way.
>>76737570
Fuck off Ulster
Literally jump in front of a train Ryan
don't like coloureds
not racist just prefer whites
simple as
>precum
always used to think this was just condensation and leftover wee wee
awaiting the day I see a North Sentinel Island flag
Is using proxy falseflagging?
>>76737547
Chatting shite mate, my frenulum is very sensitive and I can cum just from rubbing it
>>76737574
Nice fleg inbred englander
>>76737269
same said this last night to some gurl and she won't stop ringing me lmao
>>76737634
You mean Ireland?
can you buy a gun on the dw
Me: racism is bad.
White girls: ???
Me: henlo u smol beans, teh racism makes me a heckin sad pupper
White girls: say no more, we'll stop.
>>76737642
FONT
>northern powerhouse
ah yes, you mean the northern irish powerhouse?
>>76737657
>>76737658
I was at the bus stop yesterday thinking about this post
It was just repeating in my head, I couldn't make sense of it
>>76737634
lots of things in common with there and Ireland desu
>>76737609
Ulster is literally superior to Southern Ireland in every way
some of you may remember a couple days ago i posted that we should have masks for our soldiers because they could get shot in the face.
>>>/k/34406262
literally the day after russia uses my idea. and you guys made fun of me for it saying "like this?" and posting medieval helmets
>>76737671
dont want to kill others
>>76737660
>FONT
thats not normie at all though
did a panic and thought i had cancer the first time i ejaculated
>>76737634
*throws arrow*
>>76737609
Stop. Being. Catholic.
>>76737657
don't know lad but you can ask GCHQ the same once you're detained
>>76737609
>mboko trying to make fun of others
settle down nigger
>>76737693
*pushes you over into the mud*
haha
you scared away the twitter girl you cretins
>>76737658
Good post
HATE white people
>>76737700
GIRL RINGING YOU YOU FUCKING NORMIE YOU DONT EVEN UNDERSTAND HOW NORMAL YOU ARE FUCK OFF IVE NOT HAD ANYONE CALL OR TEXT ME IN OVER 3 MONTHS YOU FUCKING NORMIE SCUM HOW DARE U SAY URE NOT NORMIE
>>76737716
hello frank
>>76737657
>>76737696
stop pretending to be suicidal to get her attention you sick cunt
Wasn't supposed to be drinking tonight. Currently six pints deep. What am I like?
>>76737716
gonna bloody HEEM you if I see you out and about on the 12th swear on the pope himself you're getting a right bollocking with my fists
>>76737742
looks like a fat, brown eyed and ugly version of my sister
>>76737693
Why not nuclear proof helmets and suits?
>>76737742
stop posting this ugly fat piece of shit
imagine the face of the Kellogg's guy when he realised Americans can just use any viscous fluid in lieu of a foreskin
>>76737108
new pic?
>>76737269
running "joke" among my mates is that i wont make it to 27 haha but what they don't know is that it'll probably be because of suicide
>>76737742
so cute
>>76737751
Triple khamba drinker
fuck /brit/ and fuck /brit/ish people
>>76737788
i have a wank any time i eat cornflakes
>>76737742
looks younger here but definitely not 11
11 year olds still look like babies
>>76737751
like a big old yellow belly
guarantee these posters
>>76737782
>>76737770
are dumb 70 IQ rorkes who live in Wakefield and watch Babestation
>>76737823
nonce
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyKeORFpD3k
>>76737761
*colonises you*
Heh, nothin personnell, kid
>>76737782
she'd be classed as anorexic in yankland
>>76737827
she's 17
>>76737823
lol
america has become the most powerful country in the world, arguably one of the most powerful in history
They created some of the most innovative pieces of technology the world will ever see.
They dominate culture and are the entertainment powerhouse of the world. People will be studying this masterpiece of a country for hundreds of years wondering how we were so dominant and ahead of our time
They'll look at the moon and marvel at the fact that we were there in fucking 1969. They'll see the world wide web and its expansions and be in complete awe of our advancements
In the end, they'll see a film called Interstellar. What will eventually become a cornerstone of western art, a nearly perfect visual. Historians will be blown away by the way it perfectly encapsulates human nature, our sense of adventure, our perseverance, and most of all, our love, the thing that transcends space and time
>Disliking Babestation
OUT. RIGHT NOW. GET OUT.
"stop pretending" hmm yes hmm yes... yes..
my Lenovo doesnt even boot up sometimes, how did China get something into space?
>>76737857
*fucks your sister and has her pop out 15 fenian babies until Catholicism is the majority in NI again*
It's very personnel this time bub
>>76737853
he's looking exceptionally unwell
Any good films I can watch to drift myself to sleep?
>>76737908
you don't need a gun to kys
plenty of bridges in Paris mate you fucking poser
ain't got the bollocks
>>76737933
hulk
>>76737933
>any good films
interstellar
>>76737911
Stop pretending to be Irish
>>76737910
you can reach space on pots and pans . do you think they had modern tech in the 60s?
>>76737933
Interstellar is a great film
>noise of the thread and the lulz and bants therein slowly fade out to complete silence
>just darkness
>
>faint whisper
>
>work
>
>in
>
>the
>
>morning
>>76737882
>They'll see the world wide web
delet
rewatching twilight in about 20mins
>>76737938
the bridges in paris are not big enough and theres always people around
indeed dont have the bollocks yet
>>76737401
Christmas in July!
Shagged an absolute 9/10 three nights ago and still riding the high
the sex wasn't even that great, but its not about that is it? Its the confidence high you get from knowig some 9/10 wanted to fuck you.
Music sounds better, food tastes better, the sun shines a little brighter.
Now I get why normies are so obsessed with pulling. Might make a habit of this.
>>76737933
jacob's ladder
>>76737952
Admit you're Irish as even Paisley himself proudly did.
>>76737961
Mad to think how massive Twilight was in its day. Literally haven't heard it mentioned for several years before reading this post.
the virgin auto
>>76737952
An féidir leat do theanga féin a labhairt fíú?
done a wee 3 times in the last hour and 45 minutes. might have diabetes
>>76737933
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyUVhuOWPuY
>>76737853
Why is he so obsessed with showing the date?
>>76737933
La Interstellár (1961)
disabled reddit flags
>>76738012
ocd
My nose is so fucking oily and greasy all the time. How do I stop this?
>jus wash ur face
yes well meme'd upvoted
>>76737952
hello mboko
>>76737983
I, like all my countrymen, am ethnically Irish. We have the same blood.
>>76737956
>>76737956
>>76737956
>>76737956
Brits dont actually think they are the inventors of the modern day internet, do they?
Lol i'm from India and we're a massive hub for tech and we all know its the US when you think of internet
>>76738029
Bad genes sorry mate same here
>>76738029
Does it go red a lot?
Going up north on the 12th to bash some loyalist heads in
Limp wristed cucks like derrylad wouldn't be caught dead outside on that day. However my Gaelic psychique will triumph over any prod bastard
>>76738046
it's the British equivalent of Brazilians with the airplane
>>76738020
repetition makes ocd's more and more anxious. how do they treat that if they feel compelled to do it
>>76738046
>Lol i'm from India
Pajeet
>>76738046
um, the world wide web and the internet are not the same thing sweaty x
>>76738046
are you that Indian chad, why do you still post here lol
>>76738063
fuck off mboko we don't need you dragging the rest of us down when we're battering huns
guys i'm 26 years old and i've never been on date or slept with a girl, i'm thinking enough is enough.
Problems with me:
short
ugly
autistic
weird
but i have one big advantage, i have a lil bit of money i've saved up that could give the illusion of being rich. Can anyone tell me how they've gone about essentially tricking a girl to be your girl friend by spending money on her? shud i just go up to her in a pub with a drink in my hand and give it to her, or how about when i see a girl in a shop waiting to go to the counter i start talking to her and say i'll pay for her new clothes.
Shagged an absolute 3/10 three nights ago and still riding the low
the sex was great, but its not about that is it? Its the depression you get from knowig some 9/10 didn't want to fuck you.
Music sounds worse, food tastes worse, the sun shines a little less.
Now I get why normies are so obsessed with drinking. Might make a habit of this.
>>76738086
>indian
>chad
HOWLING
>>76738119
post face
someone call mboko a nigger
>>76738119
keep your money la
not worth it
>>76738080
They aren't. But its funny brits have this weird delusion that TBL "created" the internet even though the american military was using it literally 5 years before lmao
You guys are literally a bunch of WE WUZ kings about that
>>76737108
beginning to believe this was lie
>>76738128
this desu have had drunk "hook ups" with 1-2s/10 and the next day I feel worse for giving in to desperation
>>76738141
there was an Indian guy who used(?) to post here
He looked like a brown David gandy, it was really weird
>>76738128
enjoy the old substitution gimmick
t. John
>Brits think they invented the internet
Screaming. Didn't know this was a thing
>>76738142
look like a less attractive steve buscemi (at least that's what i've been told by drunk randoms)
>>76738004
That's a Chad auto mate, he'll still clean up the muff at the club rolling up in that badboy
to think, there are people in this very thread whose heart doesn't jump at this beautiful story,
disgusting
>>76738075
my understanding is that like any anxiety related disorder you just have to prove to yourself that not doing your compulsions won't lead to the end of the world (because that's the delusion that leads to their behaviour)
>>76738144
Would get us all arrested.
>>76738151
>You guys are literally a bunch of WE WUZ kings about that
didn't realise that fampai. studied web development at college so i was well aware of the difference. can't say the same for normies tho
>>76738205
howling and screaming. guarantee this nigger is thicker than pig shit
>>76738098
I'm more Irish than youll ever be bantu not belfast ok
feel ill when i see too much yank posts in a row
Can't wait for dumb LARPing catholic runts to get their shit kicked in by the boys in orange on the twelfth.
>>76738205
uhh what
does the person writing this article not know that IQ is age adjusted?
>>76738195
a brit did invent the world wide web tho
>>76738205
prodigies rarely amount to anything
>>76738202
lol you must be really ugly mate :D
>>76738228
>guarantee
hmmmmmmmmmmmm, offered under what auspices?
>>76738202
just post face blank out eyes lad
seeing as you lads always moan about work
what do you do and how much of a commute
>janitor
>2 mins
>>76738224
im just baiting desu
>>76738228
still smarter than that journalist
>>76738205
Wow, that's impressive. Time we got rid of our borders and let in more little Einsteins from Syria.
>>76738205
intelligence is meaningless if you don't have the individuality and low conscientiousness required to be innovative
>>76738240
Absolute state of Papists.
the so called chon collection
>>76738205
>Untitled.png
Good boy, he know how do cheat.
>>76738262
yeh it's a legit disability, i do really well in phone interviews and then i go face to face and i act the same but they don't like me. I can just be sitting in a cafe and will see someone make eye contact with me and just make a disgust face. Never had a girl interested in me. Serious the ugly are opressed just as much as any other "minority"
>>76738269
Software developer
Anywhere between 10 minutes and 2 hours (120 minutes)
>>76738029
r/skincareaddiction
>>76738269
>IT in a bank
>1h30
>>76738205
fucking faggot nigger
absolutely detest shitskin niggers like this. bet he reeks of shit
gf gonna dump me lads
>>76738020
which one are/were you
>>76738269
call centre, 45 min commute
>>76738321
just move closer
>>76738247
don't care sweaty ;)
>>76738269
Consultant ($62k)
30 minute commute
any other male girls on /brit/ tonight?
>>76738269
secretary
45 minutes
>>76738330
take a dump on her
>>76738313
what's wrong with it tho? anything that can be improved?
>>76738321
>>76738317
you must be on loads of money
>tfw poor as fuck
anime
Want to set up a /brit/ colony lads? You can all move in with me.
>>76738269
neet
0 minutes
>>76738375
I'm on enough to live happily.
is this essential /brit/ viewing?
>>76737174
same la tbqh ngl
>>76738369
h-hi
>>76738228
>>76738241
>>76738256
>>76738292
>>76738294
>>76738311
>>76738327
>all these sub 162 iq runts
howling
>>76738378
>>76738349
i'm considering moving close to gare de lyon. it should reduce commuting by half
Tragic seeing Yanks using 'howling' or any of its derivatives
Just wouldn't sound right coming from their gobs
>2 hour commute
I would fucking kill myself
I cant even sit on a train for 30 minutes. I start walking about the place and jumping
>>76737401
RARE
experienced a bit of culture shock when i was abroad last summer. the littlest thing on the street would give me anxiety and on top of it I was so fucking horny every girl was a 10/10 and I was pretty emo at the same time where even the most formulaic dross on the radio was deep and meaningful to me. want this to happen again because haven't felt anything as intense since
>>76738321
>>76738317
Unironically virgin-tier jobs. Bet you're both pretty ugly and a little spastic desu.
>>76738366
alpha-tier job
introduced the lads to the concept of 'prepping the bull', hearty laughs were had
>>76738414
alri newcunt
>>76738400
yes
>>76738372
well i todl you buscemi so you know mouth area and eye area fucked:
low cheek bones
recessed and short ramus
small chin
thin lips
large philtrum
large nose
nasolibdal fold
masolibdal fold
negative orbital vegative
negative canthal tilt
recessed hairline
5head
shit colouring/skin quality
pretty much everything that can go wrong has gone wrong, I guess at least i'm white
>>76738415
are you literally autistic?
>>76738415
you have ADHD mate.
>>76738375
its actually low tier salary for Paris and for the degree i have. but i manage
>>76738414
sharting
>Consultant
this doesn;t mean anything, its not a real job
>>76738423
>littiest
so littt slayyyy
>>76738379
HOWLING
>>76738269
International IT help desk for a large bank
1 hour commute
>>76738425
Mean
>>76738432
Fuck are you on about, it was britposters that popularised if you fucking stupid gimp
>>76738459
Tell that to my paycheck lmao
Also, there are specific consulting roles obviously, but doxxable so wont go into that
>>76738342
got all As in my a levels and study in OXford, daddy is also the CEO of microsoft and I'm 6'11
>>76738462
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kn7mVX-1Sfo
>>76738443
>muh canthal tilt is all wrong!!11!
literal meme issues, shut the fuck up
>>76738229
why can't you speak your own language then?
>>76738487
alri deano
>8 o'clock
>sunday
>>76738504
fuck you seriously you don't realise the fucking luxury life you lead by not being repulsive.
>>76738415
pretty standard in london i hear but in yankland there are minimum wage people who take 2-3 buses every single day six days a week and in conjunction with another job
>>76737910
Loving my Lenovo phone
>>76738503
he looks 12
>>76738496
what the fuk are you doing
stop
put it back on
>all these people moaning about being depressed
>have literal chad tier successful jobs
>>76738526
>standard in london
no its not thats only if you live in some provincial runthole and get a southern shit train every day like a slave
>>76738443
can you post your face? blur your eyes out or something. im interested now
>>76738443
Most men have a negative canthal tilt you dumb cunt. Positive canthal tilts only look good on Women.
>>76738527
>>76738530
makes sense since theyre the actual aryans
>>76737933
>drift myself to sleep?
Drive
>>76738542
going to try without for a while
>>76738527
>>76738530
>>76738539
seems about right
>>76738547
most people are provincial because they can't afford to live in the city
>>76738567
are they dating
>>76738558
virgin lmao
>>76738550
no way. i'm scared of cameras because it means there might be a record of my deformities, similarly avoid mirrors for that real time self-repulsion.
>>76738558
"most men have a negative tilt" just wrong, also there is a thing called NETURAL CANTHAL TILT, seriously fuck off if you have no idea about aesthetics, thank you.
>>76738567
Don't do that.
ahhh put it back on rreeeEEEEEEEEE
Fucking love the 4th. hilarious that we beat you faggots in a straight up war. We literally took a steaming shit on what was supposed to be some impressive empire haha
love celebrating the 4th and taking a shit on a picture of the queen
Get fucked you stupid cunts. Get absolutely fucked.
>>76738610
>what is a french victory
>>76738069
Airplane was invented in India. British suppressed it
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shivkar_Bapuji_Talpade
>>76738610
transcendental post
hmm shall certainly be reading that post
>>76738605
>just wrong
It's literally true
>NETURAL CANTHAL TILT
If you're blind maybe
>At least six more days of Yank shite
revolution?
>>76738647
yes neutral canthal tilt is objectively the best tilt for men this is in no way a controversial statement please sort yourself out
fucking demolished you tyrannical cunts
>>76738610
Reminder that you're just us, 'we' doesn't exist :^)
>>76738631
>Shivkar Bāpuji Talpade (1864 – 1916)[1] was an Indian scholar who is said to have constructed and flown an unmanned airplane in 1895
>unmanned
Pretty sure British school children have been flying paper aeroplanes for generations before this matey
>>76738610
it boggles my mind that yanks took the first steps towards dissolving the empire because nowdays the people over here who want to do that are leftists whereas you lot are so right wing despite your lack of monarchy
>>76738610
>confusing the English Empire with the British Empire
Quit making us look dumb
>>76738610
Literally no one even knows or cares or gives a shit about that 'war' here
>>76738086
I'm the Indian Chad. Pajistacies drool over me
>>76738661
>six
umm...no sweaty, 3six5 days of Yanks
>>76738682
>first steps towards dissolving the empire
Mate, the empire didn't hit its peak till after Trafalgar.
>>76738205
I'm also an Indian child prodigy. Look where I am now. (Hint: nowhere)
>>76738680
He could've climbed it!
where can i buy bitcoins without jumping through 20 hoops