I can't believe we had three Barb Palv editions in a row Edition
>tfw no fun-loving Brazilian gf to bring me out of my autistic shell
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcm55lU9knw
cara
>>76735642
Its nice with a pair of airmax 95's lad going for that drugdealer chique
>>76735661
Good man
the funny thing is you wouldn't ever say the CBR500R is trash to my face
r aish
current viewing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDfYE2gcYQo
lucy
sue
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZFj1PVL320&spfreload=10
curled up in beds after having a nice roast dinner lads
very comfy
>>76735699
yeah
the street chic here is wearing football team tracksuits. not a fan of that tbH
>>76735711
Going to pick up a Monkey when they come out, cheap and will get the hipster girls wet
>>76735720
Bracing for the tip of cornwall up her arse
>>76735633
>>76735633
>>76735633
this is genuinely me.
>>76735697
I don't post the shitterton image. I've also been on /int/ for years and a ton of you fucks know me as "riley".
test
*enters the thread*
alri
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzO3rzuQ1Ys
>>76735720
> ... so yeah, heavy rain in all places tomorrow. back to you Kay!
plenty of natural beauty in the isles. also, while i would never deny the amount of natural beauty in the US, we have post offices in my hometown that are older than literally anything in america. not quite the same accomplishment given we've had to preserve a country half the size of california for two thousand odd years tbqh
having a stealth wank
>>76735775
Well then fuck off, no one wants new world autists here, this general is for old world autists!
>>76735780
garfei;f!!
>and a ton of you fucks know me as "riley".
http://visionsfestival.com
Any of you lads fancy coming with me? x
£100 an hour but apparently she just lies there and stares at the ceiling like a typical romanian punt
Still very tempted
>>76735810
vintage 70s country lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMXAMR28nq0
cooking some chicken lads
>>76735819
would, her nether region looks plump
nether region
lmao
>>76735775
i fucking knew one of the yanks here was you.
can see some croatian runt wanking
>>76735834
give me a burger or some sausages or fuck off desu
>and a ton of you fucks know me as "riley".
>>76735833
no country gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6uCsgmB1H4
>>76735754
that has 50 ccs? did i read that right? can you even ride on a country road with that?
>you will never be a toyboy for kate and her daughter
business idea: 40 mg valium
Julian assange is a hero
pretty sick boys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlSsbNc0_u0
>and a ton of you fucks know me as "riley".
never region
>>76735889
no true liberal?
>>76735874
125cc, perfect for civilised people who live in cities and are comfortable with the size of their penis
>>76735775
aha mr jazz hands how's the 5 year plan?
are you a famous musician yet? how many whites have you enticed to emigrate to the USA?
if this yank is the notorious riley then why does he post here if he hates the uk so much?
>>76735810
>>76735871
>>76735904
shouting
>>76735914
That's not what a no true Scotsman fallacy is mate fix yourself.
>>76735775
Nobody gives a fuck you boring yank cunt
trump has done NOTHING to deserve the hate he gets
so a bit of locker room talk means he's an evil rapist demagogue bigot shitlord? what about macron, the manlet who married someone 3x his age? that's not weird or creepy to anyone?
oh but trump tweets controversial things! that's literally the worst thing ever in the year of our lord 2017. these leftists make me literally lol out loud with their petty bickering. they should be glad tweets are the only thing they have to whine about. heck, trump could be dropping thousands of bombs every month like obama was doing, but lets not get into that because there's no way a "progressive" leader like obama could ever do anything wrong
Beer is fucking vile
>>76735861
that kekistani-tier self-awareness
>>76735871
why not just pull the thing out and bandage it instead of going to the hospital. it's the same thing they're going to do
>>76735861
kino photo
very lonely
>>76735859
have had an itchy bollocks for two (2) months
why must i suffer so
>>76735889
no, liberals are liberal, this is exactly what they do
the idea that liberals are averse to using state power and violence is a modern myth that ignores the bloody revolutions and struggles waged to establish liberalism in the early-modern period/enlightenment era
*flips through a pamphlet*
WTF I have boomers now
>>76735956
dont care
>>76735937
how come?
>>76735861
Look at him
>>76735916
wikipedia page said 50 but ok. 125 would still be iffy on the highway. plus what if you have to outrun a cop or something
>>76735861
Screaming
>>76735948
t. 15 year old
>>76735947
>who married someone 3x his age? that's not weird or creepy to anyone
bit weird yeah, but objectively not as bad as a rape
>>76735973
it's a treatise like martin luther's. he didn't write hundreds of pages either but she's stupid because she's a young white woman who's hot, ok
>>76735973
have liberals banned it yet?
>why not just pull the thing out and bandage it instead of going to the hospital. it's the same thing they're going to do
>>76735941
>No one gives a fuck
>4 (You)'s and a bunch of image posting in response to me
Ah yes, clearly no one gives a shit at all!
haven't smoked weed in 8 days
dunno whether to bell the weedman or just quit completely
>>76735956
Why :3
i drink but generally dislike alcohol. i think im allergic to booze because my hangovers are more severe than normal.
>>76736007
trump never raped or molested anyone
>>76735660
Bitch she done got moles on her tits
I look down and say fuck that shit
You busted as hell so see you bitch
How's my trap triplet?
>>76735977
dont care
>>76736028
only smoke at weekends.
>>76736038
didn't say he did
>>76736002
19,and I don't see any prospect of 'getting used to it'
Vile simple as
>>76735977
>>76736042
favourite pair of lads right here xxx
lads
>>76736038
didn't he grab some woman by the pussy or something though
>>76736042
dont care
thoughts?
>>76735951
>>76735981
>>76735994
At least im tall and somewhat handsome
>>76736015
a-any d-day now l-lad
>>76736061
JANNY
>>76736002
why do some people on here seem to think young people hate alcohol? did people drinking alcohol at parties before they were 18 not happen at your school?
>>76736066
Oh my fucking God. Is that really you? You really are lacking self awareness...
>>76736061
uncut cocks are seriously fucking repulsive. i say this as a bent lad as well
>>76736089
alcohol is pretty disgusting the first few times but everyone pretends it isn't in order to show off
>>76736066
not much good when you're an autistic freak
>>76736048
don't even smoke much on weekends now, after work evenings is my prime time
>>76736061
i'm uncircumcised but even i have to admit, uncut dicks look pretty gross
NEED to go on a cocaine fuelled binge but i have NO money
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9D-QD_HIfjA
Watching 'True Detective'. So fucking boring. Literally just 40 year olds speaking in husky voices.
>>76735987
>if you have to outrun a cop or something
man you must be one bad ass
>>76736118
>>76736097
It's not me nor am I riley. Knew it was easy bait to fire you lads up though
>>76736114
yes and no i genuinely think beer and wine isn't very nice first time but some spirits are genuinely quite nice/interesting and cocktails genuinely taste v nice
>>76736146
h-haha i was just pretending to be a mongloid
>>76736089
its about the taste of beer not alcohol itself
its common for teenagers to not like the taste of beer and drink other stuff
anime
>>76736146
Nice cargo shorts you fucking mong, you need euthanized
>>76736101
>>76736128
when theyre erect they look pretty the same except less dry and deformed. uncut looks better
>>76736061
genuinely fucking drooling om
HNNNNNNGGG
>>76736172
>>76736157
state of you two
>>76736161
it has to do with your palate, you wean off sweet stuff as you get older or something
>>76736134
cocaine is shit
rather have the quiet peace of opiates
>>76736101
Hetro flaseflag
>>76736128
Cutfag flaseflag
would probably smoke weed but fear I'd just end up taking up smoking regular cigarettes/rollies again after finally managing to kick them cold turkey a few years back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cT5GCIiJTc
it's all happening at tims gaff
>>76736114
No one would drink beer if it wasn't alcoholic. But some of it actually tastes alright.
>>76736101
>>76736128
samefag
Vodka is great
Beer tastes like piss and battery acid and doesn't even get you drunk
>>76736194
Id rather feel alive and have zero (0) withdrawals
>>76736061
<3 when it starts throbbing desu
not gay simple as
>>76736208
Not smart boys and girls
>>76735980
>example of no true scotsman
>"no true Scotsman would do such a thing"; i.e., those who perform that action are not part of our group and thus criticism of that action is not criticism of the group
That's not the same as 'This group doesn't conform to the same policies that they used to' (which is what he is saying, that liberals are no longer liberal if you use the word liberal in a classical sense). He then even followed it up with a reasonable reason why.
A modern no true scotsman would be something like
>no real Muslim would commit an act of terror
or
>no real liberal would have these views
But again, that isn't what he said. He didn't pick out an individual or small group inside liberals in order to defend the group as a whole. He attacked the group in fact and gave a reason why he was doing so.
Saying somebody isn't what they claim to be isn't a no true scotsman if it's backed up by evidence and it's one of the most over-used and misunderstood in-formal fallacies that people only know about because of that idiotically over simplified /pol/ sticky.
love uncircumcised willies. cut ones just look dry and dead.
>>76736139
should have listened
>>76736207
Currently off the fags 2 days cold turkey and im fucking dyinggg, simply because I dont have the money for a 20 deck of bennies
>>76736180
nah real atlk we can talk about whether it's valid to circumsize but it's clearly better looking.
>>76736181
genuinely don't understand u homos
>>76736188
dont think it necessarily has to do with that, beer is just definitely a bit of an acquired taste
>>76736213
i'd say it became genuinely enjoyable after 5 or 6 times to be honest
might make a post on /brit/ i'll see what happens
wat car do you drive
>>76736246
thanks x
(desu was shit post but I appreciate your explanation anyway)
>need bennies to get bennies
/r9k/
/r/incels
truly a bad reflection of western civilisation and masculinity, how low the mighty have fallen
>>76736221
nah nodding is better simple as
h is better than coke
>>76736248
>looks dry and dead
tell that to the 6 british girls that sucked me off when i studied at York Uni lmao
>>76736274
didn't turn out well did it
>>76736297
rose-tinted glasses desu
>>76736254
What's that text on the bottom? I'm seeing it everywhere and it's not from twitter
>>76736288
peagout 207 sportium 1.4L
>>76736101
>>76736128
Some uncut dicks are ugly and would look better cut and some cut dicks are ugly and would look better uncut. There's no clean line but I'd much rather an uncut dick to suck because it's more sensitive and I can tell I'm pleasing them more which is the goal of every good slut.
really want an ice cream lads
do brits eat ice cream?
>>76736213
imagine being german and not loving beer
>>76736259
lol cut dicks look dry and malformed. uncut looks better. they even have a scar where the frenulum should be, fucked up, you must be a muslim or something
>>76736269
Yeah but only because of the effects of alcohol. If it didn't get me drunk then I honestly wouldn't drink it and neither would anybody else.
>>76736332
very nice
>>76736312
>American women like dry Jew dicks
I know mate
beer is ok but i only drink for the sole purpose of getting drunk so its not my cup of tea
>>76736288
pic related. mine
If I told you I wasn't going doing a poo I'd be a liar
>>76736335
iced what?
>>76736334
> because it's more sensitive
thought this was widely considered a myth or at best completely random and dependent on the person
>>76736353
But they were literally british girls that sucked me off lmao
>>76736288
Peugeot 306 d-turbo, slammed, tinted and straightpiped
>>76736334
I can just pull back the foreskin and it looks circumcised
Phimorunts btfo
>>76736312
>6 girls in a whole degree at york
>only got blowjobs
Come on mate northern birds aren't exactly hard to pull. Probably didn't want a dry necrotic penis in their gash.
>>76736312
they do look dry and dead tho, nice jewpic
https://youtu.be/6cT5GCIiJTc
someone's blocked Tim's car in
As a gay I don't mind cut dicks up my bum but uncut ones are much more fun to suck. Uncut guys always seem to enjoy every little suck and lick and swirl of the tongue more too :x
Taking the ol diazepam
>>76736343
honestly i would drink beer just for the taste even if it wasn't psychoactive
>>76736288
the metro or a bike
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dK_OKGELcn0
post animated kino
>>76736371
foreskin has thousands of nerve endings, definitely not a myth
>>76736395
how long til this little cocktease strips it all off?
>>76736367
>>76736288
Wow funny joke mate think of that yourself
>>76736343
why does alcohol free beer exist then
checkmate
>>76736380
Was only there for a summer mate. I also shagged 4 out of those 6.
>>76736388
virgin post. no genuinely, i bet you're a virgin or a faggot.
>>76736415
Always thought the black stuff he gets covered in looks like it would be lovely to eat when i was a young 'un
>>76736213
>some of it actually tastes alright
name some
>>76736417
You need to buy the DVD to see that. Pay up piggy x
>>76736428
would love to cleave that ball joint clean in two with a single death chop
>>76736288
Seat Leon 1.4 (150PS chipped to 184) FR
>>76736371
I'm not prolific enough a slut to be anything but an anecdote but in my experience there is a a very large difference between the sensitivities of cut and uncut people. Might be a cultural thing though or just an anomaly but I don't think so. Have read a fair few case studies on later in life circumcision.
>>76736422
not me I drive a lexus m8
>>76736408
same desu
nothing like a nice cold pilsner on a hot day or a good pint of ale on cold night
Can the yank please fuck off or at least stop posting
>>76736061
>>76736334
i'm a girl and my first boyfriend was uncircumcised and it made me not willing to give him a blowjob or have sex with him because i felt uncomfortable. my second boyfriend was an american who was circumcised and i didn't have the same problem. i'm from britain btw, i moved to the US a few years ago when we got married. we have 2 kids now
when i like a choon i listen to it for like 3 hours in a row then never listen to it again
>>76736478
triggered pathetic faggot
>>76736437
nope, cut dicks just look fucked up and dont function as a dick should
>>76736426
For alcoholics and designated drivers to drink at parties without looking like pricks. Literally never seen or heard of anyone buying it to keep in their fridge to drink like a regular drink.
>>76736455
Weissbier is pretty refreshing on a hot summer's day.
>>76736493
FUCK off you spastic, I would knock you the fuck out you pathetic little rodent
>>76736483
glad you speak for us all x
p.s girl(female) or girl(male)?
>>76736428
Think mine might be defective
>>76736457
>Tim The Tease
SCREECHING
>>76736101
Brb mutilating the genitals of my (male) child!!
>>76736457
Imagine tim wanking with his greasy bio oil dick and hands probably thinking of the time he nonced his daughter sick fuck
Need creep catchers to knock on his door
>>76736483
really believe this
>>76736416
am looking for studies, specificially uncut to cut and can't find anything conclusive. I mean logically I agree there is probably a difference but as far as I far as the science seems to go it is very miniscule
>>76736483
>and a ton of you fucks know me as "riley".
>>76736494
Haha wow you really are definitely a virgin. Weird how blatantly obvious it is when people are virgins
How have you not had sex yet? Girls are horny as fuck. cant imagine how a seemingly normal guy couldnt pull by the age of 20
>>76736516
burst out laughing at this lads misfortune
yanks were:
a) big mistake
b) biggest mistake
c) hilarious mistake
>>76736168
>>76736101
>>76736128
>i'm uncirconcised but
Only mutilated dicks would use such words
>Cut willies
Why yes I do like having a penis with the texture of an old shoe
Business idea
Pose as Tim and bait the nonce hunter lads to his door
>>76736492
guarantee you listen to this for 2 hours at least
https://youtu.be/_qTsxMS2PpA
>>76736537
slept with a lot of girls you retard
with my fully functioning intact cock
>>76736540
d) all of the above
>>76736528
it was specifically introduced to America by religious zealots to dull enjoyment during sex.
>>76736492
i never listen to the same song or album more than once a day
>>76736492
Post some good french hip hop pls
>>76736539
>misfortune
that's one way to put it
>>76736581
so was cornflakes
ever notice how it's only yanks who defend circumcision? really makes you think
>>76736573
>slept with a lot of girls
hahah holy shit this is what i mean. I've never seen such blatantly obvious virgin posting. I was joking at first, but this is pretty clearly the way a virgin talks haha
>having a cut dick
A Jew literally cut off a part of your body and now you feel less during sex and you need lube to wank.
>>76736516
how much weight is that?
>>76736615
autism
>>76736597
trap or 90s hiphop
>>76736586
sometimes listen to the same album in a row because i feel like i missed some parts and it ends up being true
this yank is a master trole and all the spastics are falling for his bait
>>76736597
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GaZf0dxy0c
genuinely the best french hip hop song
Happy in the knowledge that runts with mutilated penises will never experience the joy of having your frenulum played with by a qt
https://youtu.be/akbmm-4O0_s
the Korean grime scene is popping off lads
show arsehole
>>76736642
accurate post.
I'm off now though. Good posting with you lads for a bit.
made diner https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzO3rzuQ1Ys
>>76736637
90s ofc
>>76736598
his fault for being a tryhard weightlifting fagmaster
Alcohol is poison
im a radical autismist
>>76736623
i sear you lads are undermining your own argument when you chat shit like circumsized needing lube to wank
>>76736608
they just want to rationalise their circumstances
you can't really blame them, confronting the pained reality forced on them by others is not a comfortable task
>>76736700
>circumcised brit
Hello Abdul
da just kicked my door in and stood at the doorway of my dwellings and when i turned round to him he was naked and then quickly covered his bollocks with a towel and bust out laughing
what the fuck is wrong with the old man?
>>76736659
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3Kg7wlU8NE
have you heard of the high elves?
>>76736712
whiter than you mate
>>76736659
symptom of a dying nation innit?
>>76736700
>circumsized
Crypto yank fuck off with your proxy
>>76736735
Wrong
>>76736709
he's right
it's just your own fault for being born poor
>>76736654
is this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-couaDiP4E
>>76736623
>lube to wank
this isn't a thing.brits really have no clue how circumsicion works.
I still have excess stretchable skin on my dick. When I'm soft I can literally pull the skin over me head still.
>>76736683
a poison which is probably the sole reason any of us itt are even alive today
>>76736727
ACH
OOUGH
HRMM
My best mate from childhood got what is essentially a gang sign tattooed onto a very visible part of his body on holidays and now im embarrassed.
>>76736780
>best mate
FONT
state of you
>>76736762
HMmm doesn't sound like you're circumcised then you spastic
>>76736762
crypto-circumcision is grosser than just being normally circumcised. like what the fuck dude
>>76736679
zzz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8mhBG-r9Xc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cckn03gSK2E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFKzgtkUhPU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08pdEpf51ng
>>76736750
>>76736746
faggot, using "cut" is an americanism.
>>76736750
I am type I on fitzpatrick scale. at best you are equally white, sucks desu the sun is my enemy
Name one advantage of being circumcised
>>76736810
you spelt circumcised wrong you yank twat
>>76736829
why does he wear the mask?
>>76736829
Tell me about Bane. Why did he cut his dick?
not sure how its going to take until next year to clock up the number of victims in grenfell tower
surely they can just count the skulls
>>76736829
extremely painful?
>>76736726
that's hip hop yank shite though
these lads are actually doing grime
https://youtu.be/FZqWFAMCoxw
Korea and Japan grime link up
>>76736762
same. had the snip when i was 4 cos of really bad phimo. never use lube to wank unless i'm mixing it up a bit.
>>76736810
It's circumcised not circumcized dumb yank retard so oblivious to the country he's trying to pretend to be that he doesn't even know why he's being called out. Get off your proxy you stupid fat cut yank twat
>>76736862
FOY learn about circumsizion before you start chatting shit on the internet you lil faggot
>>76736810
>circumcized
>faggot
>sucks
literal Yank
>Little dick grimeboiis think they can compete
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FqxdbV-wXU
odd thread this
>>76736910
lowest t i've ever seen
fucking proxy is being so flakey
test
>>76736910
looks so soft, I want to suck it x
>>76736889
Memetrap shite, jog on
>>76736877
>circumsizion
>sizion
>zion
Not sure if you're being ironic by mutilating that word more than your own cock or if you're a kike
>>76736910
How can any self-respecting """man""" see this and not want to immediately suck it?
>how was your sunday anon?
>alri, argued about knobs on the internet
>>76736651
my shoulder doesn't do this
>>76736910
How do you get your pubes so short
>little dick grimebois think they can compete
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9itTOnHUmM
Deleted True Detective
not wasting my time on that boring tripe
stop posting willies
i swear to god
what are you lads doing for july 4th?
did mboko take a picture of his boyfriend's son's willy? shall be reporting that cp post-haste
>>76736945
i'm post irony faggot, new sincerity all the way. ain't no jew either blud
>>76736934
>>76736962
>>76736981
we srs need a non faggot /brit/
>>76736889
chronik would bang this yout in his face
>>76736910
I'm a girl and I don't want to suck that
(feel I need to point out my sex because of the sheer amount of spastic gay posting on /brit/)
>>76736966
literally this
>>76736966
>did you win?
>>76736981
lasers lad
>>76736994
probably wanking and crying like every other day
>>76737011
yankiest post since /brit/ was made
>>76736910
that looks spastic
fuck off
>>76737011
It's not gay to look at knobs mate
You sound very insecure
>>76736910
I want a foreskin so bad
Everyone says it feels good too, what do they even mean by that?
quite literally the worst thread in the history of the solar system
*throws laptop in the bin*
>>76737015
girl (female) or girl (male)?
>>76736990
If you get the opportunity you should kill yourself.
pretty good
all the data and journalistic coverage was nothing new, but the ideological and historical discussion was excellent
the ironic gayposting is getting out of hands lads
>>76737053
has more nerves in it than anything else in the human body
>>76737053
The feeling of your soft often wet with pre-cum foreskin rolling over the tip of your cock as you stroke/get stroked is just unfathomable. Can't imagine wanking with my foreskin pulled back. Tragic.
>>76737068
season 2 > season 1
take the piss
>>76737111
this
>>76737053
No better feeling that your foreskin sliding up and down your bellend, maybe having a little play with the end of the frenulum, it's like a clit but for boys
>>76737092
>ironic