/brit/

First

>>76733767
Not sure what you mean, I just quite liked Shaun of the Dead

fuck the prods

Any of you lads seen Baby Driver? Might go and watch it tonight.

Looks like it has a good soundtrack and I think Ansel Elgort is cute xx

>>76733779
Wahey
http://img.4plebs.org/boards/tv/image/1498/97/1498972014631.jpg

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what is this paddy up to?

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anime

never have a problem flirting with 9/10+ girls because i know they'll never shag me, you autists would flip if you saw me chatting to one

have many problems flirting with moderately attractive girls, i turn into a grade A sperg around them and can barely hold a conversation

too up myself to chat up average girls

as a result i'm still a virgin hahahahaha

>>76733779
FUCK OFF

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cara 2bh lads

>>76733841
Alri lickdicki

>>76733841
I've pulled a 9 before. Only once though and gave her completely unsatisfactory sex.

I'm probably the most normie "chad" person on /brit/ if im being honest

Oh god he deleted it and reposted it in this thread

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*does a 'really makes you think'*

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what is this paddy up to?

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local boozer has contactless now. paid for my freedom IPA and pork scratchings with my iphone. mad.

what is the world coming to?

>>76733884
What country?

Looks pretty rare desu

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>>76733884

>>76733894
this female paddy ( male ) is out to make my cock nice and hard!

find it difficult to rate girls on a 1 to 10 scale

>>76733904
>slo-vak-i-a
No idea

holy shit. interstellar is literally one of the best pieces of art that has ever been created

people 50 years from now will be amazed at how little of credit it received for being the closest thing we've seen to a perfect piece of film

tears were streaming down my face by the end. fucking brilliant..

Thinking of putting naughty things in my mouth

>>76733925
you might not have autism

>>76733900
Cute pidgins

Am I British?

>>76733966
yes

>>76733966
No we're Greek

no dont think so

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>>76733900
a stored stream of information regarding every single daily course of action of each and every individual

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>>76733950
what did he do for all those years

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>>76733962

>>76733894
ooh ah up the bum

>>76733904
whats the difference between you and slovenia?

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>tfw no grosse gf

Nazi Germany wasn't true Nazism as true Nazism has never been tried

Gryo, burger, chicken sandwich, or italian sausage lads?


Going now

>>76734024
i am not a country

>>76734021
take the piss

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Hello brit, is southampton comfy?

>>76734024
>Slovinsko
>Slovensko
just an i and an e

>>76734005
Haha :3

>>76733995
wanked

>>76734058
No, it's all shit

>>76734058
It's a bit grim and there's loads of old people.

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it's a cool breezy 70 degrees in buttville today lads

>>76734058
not massively but a lot of Hampshire's posh

>>76734027
dire

finally watched the sargon/rogan podcast
>the whole fucking thing

not as bad as I'd expected it to be. joe really nailed him on the ancient civilisations thing, or at least his dismissive attitude towards them

>>76733841
I could nearly relate to this post until I seen the virgin bit
off yourself you weirdo

>>76734132
the absolute state

>>76734104
any lad who wouldn't tap that is 100% a bender

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What are you lads making for dinner today? "prinsefisk" here.

>>76733841
>never have a problem flirting with 9/10+ girls because i know they'll never shag me
Never really thought about it this way. Pretty interesting

>>76734132
would love to swing a meaty right hook at your empty head

>>76733995
stroll around demanding to know where the white women at

>>76734132
>watching Joe Rogan without Alex Jones
gaylord

In 1703, Hannah Twynnoy became Britain's first recorded victim of a tiger.

She was a barmaid at the White Lion in Malmesbury, Wiltshire, when a travelling menagerie set up in the pub's large rear yard, ready to attract paying crowds.

Hannah was warned against upsetting the tiger but she enjoyed bothering and poking at the big cat - until one day it discovered the cage door was open. Fed up of the pesky barmaid, the tiger launched itself on the unfortunate servant and mauled her to death.

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A town named after the US president!

>>76734160
virgin shirt

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>>76734132
>What's that? Miss your flight princess? Nobody's bullying you, you stupid FUCK! Jamie, pull up that video of chimps smoking marijuana and driving scissor lifts at the airport.

>>76734160
what are the ingredients for that?

>>76734160
looks shit

>>76734160
>plaid shirt
very reddity numale

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This guy grabbed my ass, I dragged him out in a chokehold, he slammed me into a wall. And is crying like a bitch when he got arrested.

so glad I'm bent and can have sex easily, I'm way too autistic to pull girls

>>76734160
*gives you a thumbs up*

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>he will never experience the comfy american childhood

feel bad for you lot, basically all of you lived in little shanties compared to US homes. Also a severe lack of nature in the UK

>>76734160
ah yes, white people food

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done a drawing

nignonce BTFO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdYkIYqWtdE

>>76733995
had a wank

>>76733925
you gotta have a system, heres mine:

>1-atrocious
>2-ugly
>3-bad
>4-okay, could just use a little something
>5-okay, not too ugly not overly beautiful just ok
>6-sly qt
>7-attractive, this is what most good looking girls are at imo
>8-sexy
>9-divine
>10-Astonishingly beautiful, perfection. very rare, has to have great face, great chebs and a great arse

>>76734204
oh no lads some virgin on an anime image board called checked shirts reddit. better bin them all now!

>>76734264
>virgin
oh sweetie I lost that years ago xxx

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>>76734194
>You think living in North Korea is hard, try being a fuckin' bear

>>76734047
oh

>>76734257
seems like too much of a hassle for little results

>>76734234
>the comfy American childhood
ah yes, going to public schools filled with blacks and Mexicans and worrying every day about getting shot by your classmates

>>76734257
what about personality?

>>76734194
>>76734293
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKrf7mX_R6M&feature=youtu.be

>>76734185
Not a virgin, you abominable twat.
>>76734195
http://www.godfisk.no/Oppskrifter/Norge/Prinsefisk/?esv_medium=SEA_DSA&esv_source=google&esv_campaign=198058972&gclid=CJ-Qmvb56tQCFeMW0wodm5ABUQ
>>76734229
Right back at you, my dear friend.
>>76734242
Yes, it's a traditional Norwegian recipe.

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>>76734234
different nature isn't necessarily a bad thing, although north america probably has the best landscapes on the planet

i love english greenery desu

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>>76734204
>le nü-male boogeyman

>>76734300
black people arent even 13% of our population lmao

>>76734330
not saying you were a virgin
you are just rocking the virgin shirt

*strolls confidently into thread in slow motion while inspirational music blares from the ether*

>>76734257

autism

>>76734234
ah yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qPsPSPo5RQ
>lucky enough to live in one of the white-majority suburbs
>thrown in jail by a preying cop who pretended to be your only friend

>>76734308
this is strictly for looks as I dont think personality can go on scale since there are multiple things to agree and disagree on

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1st July 1997: Britain meekly returns Hong Kong with no possibility of being able resist the armed might of the Chinese State

Going to a baseball game today lads

>>76734359
>virgin shirt
What is a non-virgin shirt?

Stop virgin shaming

>>76734384
>being autistic

sorry, I can't relate

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>>76734326
was waiting for someone to post that haha

Did you have a roast today? What sort?

>>76734411
very loose fitting tank top to show off your big tight muscules

oy oy DEANO

>>76734254
'e

fuck him

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>>76734345
fucking squealing at this post, it's so American

I think I've seen maybe 1 black person in person in 2017

>>76734411
shirts with no patterns

>>76734058
Yes

very touristy, loads of cruise ships dock there, there's a uni in town, loads of history, museums,

>>76734330
hang on

this is just cod in buttersauce

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omg women are so oppressed

In the future the only girls you'll be able to pick from are Blaire White and Riley J Dennis

>>76734454
wasn't it mostly bombed? sounds good apart from that

>>76734463
That just means 3/4 are men, so men should get 75% the homelessness funding of women

>>76734463
Why are women so underrepresented in the homeless community?

>>76734473
horrifying

Gf started massaging by balls as I was pounding her doggystyle last night

Genuinely hot as fuck. Get yourself a gf lads

>>76734458
Yes, basically.

anyone remember the cuckio meme

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>>76734422
>yank can't empathise with others
you're blowing my mind here

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fucking STATE of r9k

>>76734491
dont know where you get this nonsense from, sweetie
let me guess, Daily Mail?

*forgets the cuckio meme*

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The British countryside is the perfect blend of wild and tamed.

Quiet, peaceful and full of nature and you can ramble on your own and never see anyone all day but you're not going to get attacked by a bear and you're always within walking distance of a good pub.

>>76734507
yea

>>76734525
is that wales

>>76734523
oh fuck off

>>76734512
used to date a girl who had a glass eye

>>76734502
reckon I would ejaculate within 2 strokes of my willy entering a vagina

Me, a pseudointellectual : reading neitzche in a thunderstorm

>>76734509
Your country doesn't exist or have any impact on my life. You are completely irrelevant

>>76734550
hat

>>76734512
>image based on a 5 year old VN
HOWLING

>>76734525
True. America is a forest, England is a garden.

>>76733894
Raising awareness of the science of Marxism-Leninism

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>>76734512
unironically find this cute and appealing

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>only shagged 1 bird this weekend

Me, a pseudointellectual: reading Jung on the train

>>76734538
Yes lad, Snowdonia national park

me, an intellectual: stealing books in the secondhand bookstore

pissed the bed friday and saturday this weekend. really outdid myself this time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRz9vK_FCr0

Me, an intellectual: audio-reading Rogan podcasts in my wank-stained pit ae misery

>>76734512
That's cute :3

>>76734504
interesting that a traditional british dish and a traditional norwegian dish are so similar

well, not that interesting, but a bit neat

>>76734585
revoking your norman licence

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>>76734160
Nothing but I made this the other day. An excellent steak it was.

Me, a speccy bastard: reading

Me, an intellectual: beating up toffs

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>>76734554
well done, your country managed to have a period of great economic prosperity due to begin thousands of miles away from europe
it will be such a shame when it crumbles down

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The future looks bright

>>76734613

another potato IQ

why is carl jung considered a fraud?

It's raining outside lads

>>76734512
>Can I hold on to your arm while we walk, anon
>,

Why do autists use unnecessary commas all the time?

Hellooo
My name is Mr Burns
I believe you have a letter for me?

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>general that burned down washington was irish

>>76734701
no it isn't

>>76734635
We share a lot of culture, so it might not be so weird.

>>76734650
Looks good.

How does America manage to look good despite being made up of 70s/80s buildings

>>76734701
ummmmm no it isn't sweetie xx

>>76734725
good lad desu

>>76734721
OK, Mr. Burns, what's your first name?

>>76734725
Letting the Irish into America was a bigger mistake than bringing the blacks in

>>76734160
mummy's serving up the Sunday roast any minute now

>>76734735
shitloads of money

>>76734701
*looks out window*

no its not. stop lying you fool
*beats the absolute shit out of you*

America is aesthetic as fuck lads.

Visiting a mate that got his drivers license and we've just been driving around these massive open roads

>>76734759
this late? slap that dumb wench

>>76734749
...i DON'T know

>>76734758
Not really. Irish Americans built and shaped America. Africans still refuse to participate in society and live in ghettos. Stupid post, this.

>>76734525
Britain has no countryside, it's too small and built over

Maybe parts of national parks. Cherry picking won't get you anywhere

It's also shit compared to anything found on N America

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>It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times?!

>>76734758
t. Lee Harvey Oswald

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edmDN11BxCY

bjork lads

>>76734733
aye true, i hear you lads have a similar way of repeating yourself like we do over here

example
>that pint were lovely, that

>>76734772
>drivers license
FOY

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>Britain has no countryside

you might want to try leaving your basement retard

>>76734525
>British Nature

Screaming. I can literally name 30 countries with better nature and landscapes than the UK

Classic tune, a Sunday smoking a fat joint to this is one well spent

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWMjRMJ0dTI

very hungry lads

someone feed me :3

>>76734828
Go on then

>>76734821
I've hiked all over the UK you stupid underage cunt

>>76734813
what they call them here mate

>>76734779
>Irish Americans built and shaped America
Good joke Mboko

>>76734821
he's technically right but he meant to say wilderness

>>76734808
Den fisken var jammen stor den!
That fish was certainly big that.
Indeed we do.

>>76734772
>license
Nice try, fatty

>>76734836
no cif in your weed lad?

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>have to do shit loads of washing up and ironing

>>76734856
Irish American impact on society was undeniably huge and for the better, even though victorian era propaganda may actually warp your autistic mind into thinking it wasnt. Wouldnt be surprised, you are ailed with the 'tism.

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>>76734411

>>76734725
just a bit of banter 2bh

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>I've hiked all over the UK you stupid underage cunt

>>76734857
then the mong shouldve said wilderness

>>76734839
Entirety of south america. US, canada, Bosnia h, italy, greece, croatia, Switzerland, france, japan, china, australia, new zealand.

I could keep going, just cba right now desu

King Krule = good lad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpkr79srKTE

>>76734848
I've been at least 10 times to the UK and 8 out of 10 (ten) were in the countryside.

Were you stupid enough to just hike in cities?

>>76734906
SCREECHING
time to make a turtlemong folder

really dislike when citysheeds pretend britain has no countryside

>>76734906
the virgin tuck in

>>76734906
NEW 'MOSIS
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'M
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On my 7th wank today

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https://youtu.be/Q9hpeVwx1Ug

>>76734525
>but you're not going to get attacked by a bear
until they bring them back

>>76734613

imagine having your life ruined because you sent the "wrong" words to an imaginary person aged 15 years and 364 days

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am i doomed to inceldom?

>>76734921
>I can do a thing
"ok do the thing"
>no

ok anon

>>76734906
manlet

>>76734939
if I can't tuck it in I'm not buying it simple as

>>76734966
Yes

>>76734894
True Irish (as opposed to Scots-Irish) impact on US culture wasn't that big, they shaped the Northeast somewhat although I don't know if that's something you want to take credit for

Britain's countryside is pastoral and beautiful. Ancient wildernesses are mostly shit and overrated.

>>76734966
your problem isnt your looks

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>>76734964

>>76734948

shooting air yet?

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>>76734966
We're all gonna make it, bro

>>76734979
you look cute x

>>76734966
state of that, please stop fucking posting here
would smash your spectacles if I ever seen you in real life

yanks put milk in their beer

>>76735005
No, if anything volume is in the ascendancy after a rough patch. Had a small load on the 4th one and I just produced a shit load of cum on that last wank.

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>>76734966

nah you'll make a fine beta provider when stacey has been thoroughly pumped and dumped on the cock carousel

>>76734906
I really appreciate your sense of style turtle, its a shame youre a manlet with a 10 year old girls frame

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>Britain has no wilderne

My mum and dad got divorced a couple of years ago and my dad says it's ridiculously easy to get a shag as a man when you're in your 40s. MILFs with their biological clocks ticking down want you as do younger women with a thing for older men. Looks matter less and you naturally get better at talking to women and likely have more status as you get older, have more money to spend etc.

Can't wait desu haha

Raising somebody elses genetic material is the worst thing you could do

>>76734966
No, you arent the worst looking chap in the world. Stop coming here, its bad for your mental health when you take the ridiculous posts here seriously.

>>76734906
Look at those canoes

Buy some smaller shoes you disgusting Manlet, you look like a literal clown

>>76734974
>named 24

N-no you couldnt name 30!!!

Also,

>Kenya
>South Africa
>Mexico
>Morocco
>India
>Tanzania

There 30

>>76735084
bit autistic

>>76735075
granddad is 80 and still attract 60-70 something women

>>76735075

delusional cope

>>76735067
most cherrypicked image in living history

>>76734921
>>76735105
What age are you? how have you seen so much of the world?

>>76735121
>mentioning a forest in the uk is cherry picking
hello citysheed

>>76735084
tell that to carl "i'm cucking another man by raising his daughter" benjamin

jesus christ if only turtlemong was 3 foot taller he would have been a god

phimo has genuinely nice hair and a good looking face but dresses like an absolute mong

>>76735132
daddy's money

Trump did 9/11

>>76735151
phimo is not turtle-cannibal

>>76735163
this

>>76735176
wrong

>>76735075
love me 40 year old dry fannies decimated by 20 miles of cock

>>76735176
that's the joke you melt

>>76735151
got any tips on dressing good?

>>76735132
I think you might be joking but im 26 and have visited every country I've posted.

I've been to 40+ countries because my dad is quite literally worth $11m

Posted my passport here once to show the stamps, not worth it anymore since I got it updated and only about 10 country stamps on it now

>>76735151
hes a frail manlet unfortunately, the facial structure is there tho

>>76735186
The Virgin Post

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haha yeah son I pull MILF's all the time, I bet it makes your mother jealous

>>76735176
whys he cannibal now

>>76735118
nonce

>>76735208
Oh yeah you're always bragging about how rich you are. I wasnt joking, ive never left Ireland and im 18.

don't think anyone would argue that other countries have more impressive landscapes than us, doesn't mean we don't have some cosy scenic countrysides though

Are the turtlenecks intentionally symbolic of his phimosis?

>>76735205
don't try too hard

>>76735144
Actually in biology having someone else raising your offspring is actually a good strategy, some birds do that. You can make time to raise even more children by letting others raise some of them. It makes perfect sense, and the person raising them for you is the individual who's losing the evolutionary race, if he does not produce some of his own.

>>76735250
Im not rich, my dad is. I'm lazy and stupid desu

Imagine wasting 21+ years of your resources on raising the result of someone else spunking in a vagina

Boggles the mind

>>76735235
tried to eat his own foreskin off

>>76735250
you have a whole life to visit other places this shouldnt be a bother

>>76735271
Yes we know what a cuckoo is, we are all cuckold theologians mate

>>76735233
he actually does, he shows me texts and lewd pictures he gets sent from women and he doesn't care about my mum.

@76735303
imagine having a runt insect as a dad

Have been to approx 28 foreign countries and my dad is unemployed

>>76735333
yanks.jpg

got told I look suave today

>>76735330
yeah he's embarrassing, I think he's worried I'm gay

booking hotels is for nonces real men couch surf

a Gregs opened up near where I live

This British imperialism is not welcome in Eire

not had an alcohol for a good 3 months now

genuinely don't care, alcohol is for rorkes
empty calories

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1498952986690.webm
what bike are you guys saving up for? i'm gonna get a honda CBR500R after i graduate and get some cash flow

>>76735382
genuine autism desu

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Would like to dress all artsy and fashionable like Turtlemong but where I live anything that is against the norm dress code (tracksuit) is deemed HEEMable by local knackers

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Is it me or does she have the same facial expression in every photo?

>>76735382
haven't had any alcohol since 2015, which was the only time i've ever drank it

>>76735382
>>76735382
not been drunk in a month
starting to long for it

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>>76735254
only a bitter yank would turn such a thing into a contest

>>76735403
>he needs alcohol to be social

i'm afraid that i'm not the autismo here, yankoid

>>76735422
would LOVE for some irish runt to try and heem whilst i'm wearing my apcs. he'd be conversing with st. peter shortly thereafter.

I like wearing shirts and jackets and old ties and vintage clothes in general

NOT reviewbrah just like going to charity shops

>>76735431
she is depressedshe is on medication for depression which numbs all feels

>>76735431
the ol' pensive slag

honestly do believe my friends Silky Steve and Magnum Johnson look like mack daddies

>>76735462
Reckon Damo, local dealer and petty criminal would slice some 90210 yank cunt up nicely 2bh

>>76735457
Don't need it, but it's a little more fun. Pull often because of it as well

I just really hate poor people desu

>>76735391
C90
then I'll travel around having C90 adventures, like that one youtube channel, I can't recall the name

>>76735434
good lad, it's severely overrated

>>76735438
don't bother, it will be just as shit as the last time you did it

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>spend literal years sitting/laying on couch
>muscles atrophy
>totally unconditioned
>reflexes degrade
>become a doughy, wheezy, uncoordinated mong
send help lads

>>76735443
You are pathetic. Clearly british as well. State of you

>>76735500
definitely overrated but it, usually, makes everyone else slightly more bareable

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SLAAAY GIRRL

>>76735495
good post

>>76735501
just get a scooter

>>76735431

because they're all taken from the same angle with cheekbones sucked in

without favourable lighting and angles she is a hideous lankly gormless freak

>>76735501
*Pumps carbon monoxide towards the vicinity of your couch*

>>76735520
when did I say I wasn't? not very bright are you

>Growing Up Poor Can Spark a ‘Vicious Cycle’ in a Child’s Brain
http://nymag.com/scienceofus/2017/06/growing-up-poor-sparks-a-vicious-cycle-in-a-childs-brain.html?utm_campaign=sou&utm_source=tw&utm_medium=s1

>>76735422
who said tracksuit weren't fashionable
lacoste makes bomb ones

>>76735391
>CBR500R

Absolute scum tier

>>76735541
utterly sad. feel bad for you desu

been drinking constantly for the past 13 years

29 now. have bad reflux and my nose bleeds daily.

would hate to live in liverpool, think I'd unironically rather live in harare

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>>76735549
R8

i think my photo triggered the shart

>>76735544
i believe modern british philosopher and artist Akala put it quite succinctly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wr-g7nIBrw

>>76735578
>drinking constantly
whats a typical day's consumption?

makign diner

gf says she's not sure how she feels about me anymore....but doesn't want to break up yet.

I know we're probably not right for each other but I don't want to stop seeing her :(

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this Yank brings up the same debate about the British countryside every few weeks, how comfy America is, how comfy American childhoods are. Also pretends to be a Brit in America.

>>76735589
bit grim
in tracksuits i only like the trousers honestly. the top is what makes it look chavvy
going outside in my lacoste trackpants feel like being buttnaked. perfect in the summer

Drink on the weekends only, like a normal person.

Cant imagine never drinking, people that do that are either rasheed or autistic.

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>>76735523
bet her spit is acidic the vile wench

what time will the chippy be open until lads?

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>>76735495

>>76735633
Yeah thought I'd seen his starting image a few weeks back. Sad!

>>76735589
I wear these kinds of jackets almost exclusively haha

>>76735586
Liverpool's absolutely fantastic don't know what you're on
It's just the media's Scouserphobia campaign

>>76735633
is that the yank who argued that a monster truck was better than a range rover?

>>76735660

NEW

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>>76735633
reminder to filter them.

>>76735625

one bottle of koppaberg

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>>76735633
he's practically seething

>>76735657
He's the same one who posts the 'Shitterton' image
>>76735665
Probably haha

>>76735633
>>76735633
>>76735633
this is genuinely me.


>>76735697
I don't post the shitterton image. I've also been on /int/ for years and a ton of you fucks know me as "riley"

>>76734711
It's completely necessary, you mongoloid. Did you fail English?