Rockford loves Ryan edition.
>>76731608
fuck white people!
tfw no gf
>>76731640
Aren't you white tho ?
>>76731608
I hope Ryan gets a gf so he SHUTS THE FUCK UP
taking poops is really fun
>feel the pressure go away
>tickle male gspot
>smell your own stink
>scratch your butthole
>watch the logs swirl the drain
>>76731734
germany tier post
>>76731486
Why Asians out? They're good and hard working
abysmal thread
I didn't think anybody unironically said Drumpf holy shit
>>76731886
i do
>>76731901
kys yourself
>>76731834
Doesn't matter, they are inherently foreignen and incompatible with the west, just look at Australia
>>76731886
friends with my highschool teacher on fb and hes the archetypal anti-drumpfer cuck. even has a "Make Donald Drumpf again" hat
>>76731702
Merci mon meilleur ami.
J'aimerais prendre une fille à une date pour obtenir du chocolat chaud :3
>kys
>>76731886
Would unironically let Trump fuck my girlfriend, mother, and sisters
>>76731939
Ryan and el ohiano best allies
>>76731969
>wanting obese 70 y.o man to fuck your family members
weird
>>76731939
also I forgot to correct this in my best allies post you should say "rendez-vous" and not "date"
>>76732010
I would prep him before too. He is in the same breath as Jesus Christ
>>76732047
This means nothing.
>>76731969
STOP BEING A KEK
we're here and we're queer
>>76732087
save it you virgins...might come in handy one day
thoughts on ching chong chinese invasion of vancouver?
Nothing wrong with being a fag
>>76732128
would fuck the chick in the back
>>76732143
That guy has a wife and child, can you say the same you lefty twat ?
>>76732137
Best thing to ever bless Canada.
>>76732168
That dont mean shit
>that don't mean shit
>>76732131
>tipping your prostitute
An American definitely made this
this is a very, very extremely cute dog
http://imgur.com/wjxjJss
>>76731608
Who is she?
>>76732236
>all the pizza boxes in the back
what a disgusting piece of shit
stop spamming please...
>>76732254
misafighting
>>76732357
God bless you, anon
Showed up for work at 10am. Something happened when the pool was closed yesterday and the water was too murky to open (power outage maybe). And because I showed up I still get paid for 3 hours.
Awesome morning.
>>76732254
That's Ryans gf
>>76732407
This is the better version
>>76732137
fuck i havent seen this
dude loves cosplaying
Gonna wank
gonna marinate the chicken now
okay im leaving... thanks for shitting up my nice thread...
>>76732551
He started it
>>76732412
It doesn't matter
>>76732607
>>76732590
don't know why you think i'm left wing
>guy decides he hates parking his car on the street
>invents garage
>60 years later
>everyone uses garage to store tons of junk
>cars all parked in street
>>76732726
hideously unintelligent
>>76732750
how does a state right in the middle of all the most relevant places manage to be the least relevant state?
>>76732807
what's trump doing to make the country whiter
Jeeze this thread turned out shit. Sorry I posted the twitter screenshot I'm outie.
>>76732836
Trying to repeal heart Keller act, might be too late
>>76732168
>a wife an a child
>literally the thing every man has had for all of human history
>now some kind of status symbol a
i want the lord to take me now
>>76732842
Now hop in my mini van let's get rowdy
>>76732928
Bet you don't have a wife or kids
>>76731734
You're a weird dude.
>>76732415
>actually kinda triggered by this
wew that's a punchable face
https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Foreskin_gliding_action_in_masturbation.ogv
how mad does this make all of you?
>>76732823
>least relevant state
>Delaware
I beg your pardon...?
t. Vermonter
>>76733164
i love how 90% of the wiki content of cocks is uploaded by guys who get off on showing their little dicks to the world
>>76733214
nah, new england is known as nice and white and a vacation spot for rich new yorkers
delaware is only relevant for being a tax shelter for credit card companies, its way less relevant than any new england state. maine is the only one close.
I finally have free time
today is the day I begin learning spanish
wish me luck
s3 and r3 in slightly under 4 years is the goal
really want to visit the US and eat junk food eventually settle there maybe yeah hmm
do NOT reply to it
>white
>speak english better than mexicans who live in the us for 40+ years
>no criminal record
>somehow can't legally move to the us without being a millionaire
I hope footkraut never comes near our cunt within 100 miles of our cunt. That being said after visiting France I think it'd be nice to migrate here.
>>76733822
you can visit me once i settled in New England
>>76732412
uhhh no
>>76733822
But maghrebians and congoids can ?
>>76733878
she is so great
>>76733875
New England is far enough away from Ohio I guess
>>76733883
I am an American
>>76733926
O I see, how is it in New Africa?
It's great to not have redditflag no idea what a rockford is
>>76733309
You can't equate a single state with a region, and Maine is more relevant than Vermont. Do you not understand how unpopulated Vermont is?
>>76734013
Paris is actually really nice and now I want a beurette petite amie
>>76733926
>be Ohio native living in New England
Fuck you, dude. That nigger needs to stay the fuck outside of this cunt's borders altogether.
>>76734134
I'm never going to live on the East Coast anyways so as long as he's away from me I'm cool with it
>>76734124
I'd go to paris. Paris Texas
>>76734178
Another thing is the fact that I've learned French makes it easier for me to get around here
I'm about to ask a girl to hang out, what do?
>>76734475
do it or you'll regret it
>>76734475
Don't do it, she might say no
>>76734495
I don't really have anything planned though, besides just talking with her at the park
Normies
>>76732137
Trudeau's so fucking cute.
>check google news
>2 of the 6 top stories are about that video Trump tweeted of him wrestling CNN
meme
>>76734541
most people are extremely basic and don't have any hobbies or interests what so ever.
think about that. bitches love parks.
Tell me a good reason why I shouldn't keep scratching the scab in my face. It feels so good.
>>76734569
FUCK flobald flumpf
>>76734608
cant tell if your being sarcastic or not
But I'm about to text her now, I'm going for it lads
>>76734620
Scars are ugly
>>76734620
You'll become ugl-
>Mexico
Hmm
>>76734662
don't put pussy on a pedestal, bud
you shouldn't fear rejection. there are plenty of other women who are in your range
If you don't like Nickelback you aren't a patriotic Canadian
im uber on weekends and yesterday some greek dudes got in
they speak very funny
How can you tell the difference between love and lust
>>76734676
>>76734675
ヒドイよ!
>>76734769
Being an uber driver seems fun
>tfw no qt big dick canadian bf
>>76734795
Commitment
>>76734807
i can only date you if you're a girl doe...
>>76734846
What about a girl(male)?
Ryan stop being so picky or you'll be alone forever
>>76734846
You should start browsing /soc/ for a 4chan gf
". In a letter printed in the Detroit News, Marion King wrote that she hoped Timothy could come home soon so she could serve him his favorite meal, Kentucky Fried Chicken. In the late evening hours of March 22, 1977, two teenagers in a car spotted his body in a shallow ditch alongside Gill Road, about 300 feet south of Eight Mile Road in Livonia, just across the county line in Wayne County. His skateboard was placed next to his body. His clothing had been neatly pressed and washed. He had been suffocated and sexually assaulted with an object. The postmortem showed that Timothy had eaten fried chicken before he was slain."
K E K
E
K
>>76734846
>wanting females
Disgusting.
>>76734988
This desu
Can I get arrested for having sex with my girlfriend (17)? I'm 21, her parents threatened me with jail time when they found out last night and I'm a bit worried
>>76735111
Fucking pedo
>>76735111
Think you can get put on a sex offender list. Be careful. It ruins your career opportunities
I texted her "yo" ten minutes ago but haven't gotten a response
>>76735280
I fucking hate people like you. If you have something to say then say it you stupid fucking idiot.
>>76735280
please tell me this yo was before you asked her out and not after...
>>76735111
No, you're fine.
>>76735280
Say "please respond" now
>tfw the receptionist at your hotel is an extreme qt
What do I do lads
>>76735280
>caring about bitches
>>76735400
Take a shit on the floor and call room service and have her clean it up.
>>76735317
Before
>>76735312
She texted me "yo" before
>>76735280
Maybe send her something of substance to reply to you waste of space
pretty sure we would all be good friends in real life
>>76735432
Gonna do this right now
>>76735459
dumb sausage poster
>>76735459
I could be friends with some of you guys, it just depends on how tolerant of chicanos you are
>>76735467
you can ask receptionists what are the good "X" places in town like for coffee or something.
are you French or on vacation?
>>76735459
I have nothing in common with anyone here
>>76735511
I'm on vacation but I speak French
>>76735400
*walk to counter*
psshh....eh...
*leans in closer*
*whispers in her ear*
viens avec moi..
je te montre un truc...
il y a seulement nous deux...
et ma baguette magique
*winks*
*slips card room number over the counter*
*walks away nonchalantly*
*about the leave the hotel, turns around*
...vers 21 heure?
*walks away*
just got you LAID
This Anorthite is from Miyake Island, 日本. Say something nice about it.
>>76735645
What does it do?
>>76735644
Surprisingly good plan
>>76735413
I love bitches
>>76735513
i'm pretty sure there are other posters here who are boring and without any hobbies
>>76735783
I bet you do, faggot.
me
we need an islamic luther
>>76736370
Anime?
could you free her from the addiction?
>>76736420
>>76736420
Just finished dinner.
It was pretty good, used a recipe out of my Taiwanese cookbook.
>>76736447
I-is that a boy?
Anime is hot
https://www.reddit.com/r/totallynotrobots/
I love reddit humor
>on kikebook
>scrolling through feed
>someone shared a picture that had a spoiler for obscene content
>its a mortician with a dead body and the gay "crack a cold one" meme
>scroll down a bit further
> a fucking uncensored ad showing a closeup of a fish hook in someones eye
what the fuck
>>76736564
Yes.
just made mashed potatoes
UNITED STATES YOU FUCKS
United you say?
Has USA been winning lately?
>>76736948
very yugely
U
S
A
>Note: Beginning July 1, 2017, you have the option to change the sex identifier on your driver license, driver permit or identification card to M, F or X for not-specified.
U
S
A
>>76737029
oregon yes
>>76737029
BUD
LIGHT
BEER
>>76737200
nobody really cares about your day trip bud
Whats your guys horoscope sign? Mines gemini
>>76737256
bit rude if you think about it
I like the pictures
>>76737309
Virgo desu
>>76737309
gemini
>>76737309
Cancer
>he actually stopped posting them
heh...no hard feelings kid
GOTTA
GO
FAST
>>76737699
Ive been here I think. ohio?
JSF119-611
Hey! Arnold had the best soundtrack in Nick animation hishtory
DANGER ZONE
>>76737758
Dulles VA
INFERIOR
SLAVIC
ENGINEERING
>>76737984
umm but they won the Vietnam war and pushed NATO back to the 38th
Post things that make you go hmmmmmm
:3
I'm afraid of looking old
>>76734988
>>76735280
don't do that, bud
first impression is always the most important
don't make it long/desperate but don't make it meaningless
gonna get a big ol us flag on the 4th of july to shove it in some muzzies faces
>thread is so bad people stop posting
gj ryan
>american sports
>>76739419
that's also your fault, along with ob
actually it was the trump and airplane spam.
dont deny our love rockysan.
I'm eating:
Two pieces of chicken breats filled with mozarella cheese and wrapped on bacon
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/881503147168071680
that's my president *wipes tears*
big fan of misa
>>76739544
wonder what she looks like without a thick coat of makeup
dont talk to me ever again montcuckery
>>76739614
>>76739509
airplane spam is good though
>>76739533
based.
i wish i could join US military and become a loyal soldier of Donald the King
http://www.sportshd.me/mlb/491324/a
our team currently EMBARASSING canada right now
>>76740158
absolute non-sport
/dead/
>tfw no job
>>76740200
shut the fuck up retarded mong
>>76740200
here is more active
https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/
>tfw no gf
>>76740348
get one bud
>>76740393
nah
>>76739843
you guys are the new joto
flush yourself down a toilet my nibba
going to install LineageOS on my phone
>>76740402
Should women be allowed to vote?
Jesus H. Christ the (You)'s won't stop
>>76729915
eating a hawaiian pizza lads.
also i also just applied to a pretty cool field job. cross your fingers.
wrong
Gonna do some oldschool German TV-Aerobics now who wit me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guRif14YkgA
>>76740741
>passive-aggressive clique that posts the same shit every thread
>"oh lol why is /cum/ so ded?"
i am excited for the asian century
>>76740640
I, too, unironically like pineapple on my pizza.
I'm in rage!
So she didn't respond to me
That's Okay!
I have weed to make me happy :)
I also have valium and shrooms so I'm well stocked!
Got called a ginger today
>>76741171
Lmao beta
>using drugs when you feel bad
Sad!
>canadians getting btfo so hard that they are talking about what red sox players would look like with a mullet
canadians shouldn't be allowed to have basedball team tbqh
>>76741374
I don't even know anyone that follows baseball
>>76741406
the blue jays lead the AL in average home game attendance this year
*continues to abstain from alcohol and drugs*
>>76741171
get used to it and don't take it too personally
grills filter their incoming messages and only read the most recent ones
I wanna Poop in a girl mouth
heard a 14 year old girl screaming curses in spanish today
>spanish
>sunday
jannies everyone
im protestant
*takes a fat bong rip*
*violently starts kissing you to suck the rip back out of your lungs*
friendo sent me coffee from ecuador
>>76742075
*calls the police*
>>76742083
is it good. I imagine it's good
>>76732319
just like my anime
>>76742075
That's sexual assault dude. Taking a page out of your muslim neighbor?
>>76742141
It's actually pretty nice. I'm picky about coffee if it's not free. Usually I get it from a guy that roasts it here and it stacks up nicely.
>does ur state/province border quebec?
>are alternate product translations written in mexican?
>oui
>oui
>picture relétèd
>drinking coffee
might as well pour hot water over an ashtray
Have all the free time in the world, conceivably have to do nothing until noon tommorow
For those of you who want to learn languages or instruments or do fun things but don't have the time I apologize in advance. All I intend to do with this time is play Tony Hawk Pro Skater 2 on an emulator
>coffee? don't like it
>>76742433
i like this image
>>76742433
>>76742433
Enjoy yellow teeth
i can get yellow teeth without drinking covfefe tsm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OB5cv9DHy4I
>wake up in the morning
>clean up litter from my front sidewalk
>little troop of black children all leashed together being lead by queen latifa pass by
>the kids throw their empty snack wrappers around the sidwalk
If I don't get a beurette gf im ending it
i need to start brewing my own tea (ちゃ, thé) in the mornings
learning kanji radicals
I can't even talk without my cuppa
*sharts*
>>76742720
so it seems to me you haven't found your fucc for tonight
茶
>>76742743
I left to get dinner and when I came back it was the other receptionist. I have a plan though because she offhandedly mentioned to me what her room number was (I guess she sleeps in the hotel?)
shagged a french whore in room dix-nuts
4 u
>>76742865
She's actually in room trente et six
>>76742871
Where
>>76742904
down by sugar beach
>>76742898
trente-six
Going to make a new thread with that image FYI buds.
>>76742990
Actually I'm making the next thread
I'm making the next thread at 290
I already made one and will bump it once we reach the limit
>>76743023
>>76743047
>>76743051
nah you guys are pretty cool I don't think you would do that
I'm seriously considering immigrating to France after this trip. I've enjoyed Europe so much more than the US.
>>76743051
won't use it
>>76743102
>footkraut
>cool
He's definitely the type to make an early
>visits little africa
>wants to stay there
ehh sure bud
rural france is goat but paris is a shithole of another dimension
>>76742871
nice
doubt I'll ever see the world outside greater toronto
>>76743144
emigrating*
>>76743186
I didn't say Paris specifically. Maybe Strasbourg or something.
>>76743231
Basically German
>>76743144
>>76743186
France is nice.
>>76743202
Where do you want to travel?
>>76743288
I don't know, that's the thing. The outside world is scary and foreign
>>76743306
go to taiwan
did a rant to my family about how assad is a good boy who didnt use any chemical weapons and shit
>>76743306
New Zealand is pretty and anglo so it wouldn't feel too weird
>>76743285
I had a French teacher from there and she doesn't speak a word of German
>>76743344
merely pretending
>>76743378
got the first
305
>>76743672
haha silly
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309
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niBBers