My conscription starts tomorrow Just kill me

isnt it just 1yr of training tho
not like youre gonna have to murder anyone is it?

>>76729599
Desert.

>>76729599
You said the same thing yesterday

>>76729621
yes, they steal one year of my misarable life

>>76729646
can you just renounce your citizenship

>>76729599
Why does Finland conscript?

>>76729599
conscription
are you guys really that scared of the russians or are you fighting a secret meme war against belarus?

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>>76729599
>tfw 21 months tour of duty

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prepare your anus OP t.2/12

>>76729702
>right next to Russia
Gee, I wonder.

>>76729599
aamuja
t.2/13

>>76729645
that was me

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>>76729599
Remember to shave your balls for the spoon test ::D:DDD

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At least you weren't born in Israel or South Korea.

>>76729599
Soldat stark, du man. Bra pekka!

>>76729747
Give me ultra succ, I need it now!

>>76729871
Panasonic YEAAAH

>>76729599
Where will you serve? Do you know yet? I had a great time serving for the Norwegian navy.

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>>76729747

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>>76730016
Upinniemi, it also has navy and that is where I try to serve

>>76729682
No

>>76729718
Yes, Russians have been attacking us for hundreds of years

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>>76730158
Good luck then. I saw Polar bears and drunk people on Svalbard during my service, and we plowed through solid ice and we even went down to walk on the polar ice. Will you have any polar bears down there? Maybe you'll see Putin on his way to Sweden?

Be tough, beat up your commanding officer first day itself to show everyone who's da boss. You will be fine then, op

>>76729599
What happens if you just go AWOL from conscription? I'm curious.

>>76729599
Don't be such a little pussy. Conscription is good for you. The camaraderie, discipline, occasional hardship, working as part of a group towards a greater goal and learning to just fucking deal with it is healthy for the development of a young man. Also, it is fun when things go boom.

>>76730413
Go directly to jail. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200.

>>76730260
No, my barrack is in the very southand doesn't have polarbears. However, Russian submarines are spotted sometimes in the gulf of Finland.

>>76730382
But im manlet

>>76730413
Military police will get you and take to jail

>>76730496
>But im manlet
Pfft, fight dirty then. Use Jewish tactics, aim for his balls

>>76730466
Here we can tell them we are pacifists.

It isnt as bad a you think it is.

>>76729599
You are going to have fun stop being a bitch

>>76730543
pacifists serve as well but they arent issued a service rifle. also pacifists always serve 1 year.

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Same. I plan to be there one week at max by faking depression.

>>76730590
your service will be postponed for few months tops lel have fun going back

>>76730571
Here in Norway you are simply allowed to go home with no service. It's a damn shame, we need to start focusing on our military again.

>>76730654
if you refuse to serve altogether for religious reasons you can go to jail here though if that counts?

>>76730382
Mate, you don't seem to understand how conscription works. The conscripts show up as 18-19 year old kids, most of them looking like twigs. Their commanding officers are musclebound professional soldiers in the prime of their lives.

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Mene vaan aseistakieltäytyjäksi niin selviät koko velvollisuudesta 6kk mittaisella seurantapannan käyttämisellä.

>>76730719
Our commanding officer was an ex-MJK soldier. He was the most badass person I ever met.

>>76730571
>>76730654
When we had the draft you could object but then you'd end up doing shit like groundskeeping at a military base.

Why are finns complaining about conscription?
You guys have fun and get paid for doing it.

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>>76730719
>I didnt't want op to get his pussyass beaten the fuck up

>>76730859
4e a day lol it's literally slavery

>>76730859
1)It's not fun 2)Your servicemates make it exponentially worse 3)You don't get paid.

>>76730839
>shit like groundskeeping at a military base
By doing sivil service you are supporting the war, and as a pacifist you object to any involvement. This is why you are allowed to go home here in Norway. It's kinda sad. Luckily not many people actually use the pacifist excuse.

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>>76730906
>>76730931
Well fuck, I don't know what to say. Some finns say its good and you guys say it's bad.

>>76730859
>fun
oh fuck you
and getting paid 5.10eur each day is pretty much nothing

aaaamujaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>76730972
I'd rather watch anime and stuff like that.

>>76730431
>swede

I sincerely wish my country had that and I could be forced into it.

>>76731115
kek.

>>76731115
Go find a recruiter then. You even get paid a decent salary

Cпacибo poccия

>>76731210
Forced into it. while I don't have to I won't. But there's something about the burden of decision being lifted that I like.

>>76730859
conscripts make almost as little as janitors here

>>76731103
That is right, I am a Swede, so listen carefully when your betters give you advice.

>>76731260
>But there's something about the burden of decision being lifted that I like.
Millennials in a nutshell, everyone

be a man

>>76730906
No, conscription is not slavery and taxation is not theft. You're just being a little whiny bitch who doesn't want to do his part.

>>76731260
Once you're in you'll find out what being relieved of the "burden" of being allowed to make any choices is like

>>76731260
You want to just blindly follow orders?

>>76731341
nah i already did t. >>76729747
2500e for 1 year is laughable

>>76729599
What does it take to be a Finnish fighter pilot?

>>76731274
lmao janitors make like 8e/hour and conscripts get paid 5e/day

>>76730496
>Military police will get you and take to jail

What a load of bullshit

>>76729599
>finnish army
Aren't you just drinking ES and memenng there 24/7?

>>76731523
What in-kind pay do conscripts get besides food and housing in Funland?

>>76731577
yes during the second half of the service if you serve 1 year. first half you're pretty much dogshit free to be pushed around by virtually anyone in the brigade

>>76731384
EXACTLY. That's precisely what I'm saying. I'm immature and I have no experience in anything.

>>76731577
Actually when i was in the army in 2012, one guy drank only energy drinks during a 5 day exercise. It was during winter and we were skiing pretty much around the clock and hauling sleds. And because of the energy drinks the idiot eventually passed out due to bad dehydration and to be taken to hospital :DDD

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>>76729599
I am done with. Kek enjoy your time in army


t. was a soldier who served 21 months.

>>76731892
>21 months
but you learn everything needed in less than 6 unless you're a fighter pilot or some shit, what did you do the rest of the time?

>>76731636
If it's anything like in Sweden, and it usually is, the conscripts get train (or airplane if the distance is great) tickets home if they have weekend leave.

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>Lost weight and began to exercise regularly so I could be conscripted
>I have a lot of trouble doing the most basic things because I'm dumb
>Really bums me out that I'm not good at anything
>Dormmates were generally nice and helpful, but they weren't very inclusive towards me
>Lost a lot of respect for them because they would talk behind one guy's back even after he left the army
>Feel very lonely and spend most of my free time talking to family and internet friends
>Every day it's like there is an enormous weight on my chest that won't go away
>Feel depressed
>Nurses and doctors are generally unhelpful
>Despite feeling like absolute garbage I believe I can pull through 6 months
>No
>Forced into 1 year of service
>Feel even worse
>No progress with the doctor
>New dorm and new dormmates come
>I want some sort of conclusion to my problems
>Doctor pushes my service back by a year and I go home
>All the improvements I made to my life gradually degrade away
>Regain over 10 kg
>Too afraid to go outside anymore
I just wish I had the guts to kill myself. I'm weak and pathetic. Might as well conclude my life before it gets any worse.

>>76732136
You need friends man. Is there no place where people can just meet up for talks and shit?

>>76732136
I can be your friend.

>>76731961
Do you think it is a good thing? Most of the Korea army is boring.. It's the main reason why the army is a shit.. I did the rest time watching tv and internet surfing and some useless thing...

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>>76732136
mfv when c-babers

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>>76732136
*hugs you*

Sorry lad, best I can do.

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>>76732312
Don't bully him

>>76732136
so C-babers?
Why is it so hard I got them too.

>>76731260
fucking cuck

>>76732136
the absolute state of finnish ""men"". where is sisu? next time take your rifle and shoot someone.

>>76729599
couldnt you just say you have some disability to avoid it?
like scoliosis or color blindness ?

thats what i would do

>>76732423
you can, but social pressure and muh manliness forces people to do it anyway

>>76731489
it's not for conscripts obviously. Several year contract that if you break it you'll pay a hefty compensation.

>>76732413
Nice generalization there Sven

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>>76732459
>social pressure and muh manliness
fuck i didnt know that existed in Finland.
i have scoliosis, thats exactly how i would avoid it. it really doesnt interfer in my life, i can do everything and it doesnt affect me

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>>76732531
I am sorry for my kinsman, he is usually silent and enjoying to get cucked but today he thinks about viking times after watching american series on tv.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXbANM-zEtc

>>76732510
What do you learn during your time there? Are you only trained as infantry or can you train to be an engineer or something else?

>>76732423
Some of the especially delicate and whiny little bitches do, but the rest of society frowns upon such pussy behaviour.

>>76732589
You are forgiven. I do not wish to generalize swedes because of one asinine posters behaviour.

>>76732673
Thank you, not all of us are bad. Most of us love you guys and care for you. But then we have those who are retarded and bringing down our nation...

>>76732625
kek

wish he was being serious about it

>>76732711
Shame on those who sully the reputation of proper swedish gentlemen by their foolish behaviour.

>>76732751
>tfw sweden will be dead by these people in 10 years

>>76730413
If you just outright avoid for the sake of avoiding it?

Jail.

Of course it's really easy to plead being retarded or incabable, as i'm sure you are if you go through that route, atleast on some level.

>>76731293
>swede

>>76732780
Sad!

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>when your betters give you advice.

"See little kid? That's a swede, kill it before it breeds more offspring to pollute this world."

>>76732673
>>76732751
t. Cai-Göran

>>76729599
>just kill me
Maybe you'll grow some balls during your service.

>>76732987
at least he'll get the opportunity to blow his brains out himself

>>76732911
Is reality, sweden is experiment of the jews.
Don't become like sweden

>>76732780
Looking forward to it.

>>76732960
Im more mongol than you are you daft cunt.

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>>76733199
pls no bully

>>76731115
they do if you're poor. Most of my friends from high school went straight into the military for the GI bill because otherwise they just wouldn't get any higher education.

>>76731523
I meant the janitors on this chinese cartoon forum

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>free food
>free housing
>free exercise
>money for weekend booze
>good memories
>friends
literally not a bad thing

>>76729599
so will someone come to pick you up from home or do you have to report somewhere?

>>76734082
must report in at the barracks before 4 P.M.

>>76734137
grim

>>76731543
this
authorities will take you back to kassu and gives extreme runtu and some kinkku and investigation

>>76734137
Pick a fight with the duty officer when get to the barracks to get mad respect.

>>76734205
Yes and everybody will call you a "vitun töhö"

how does conscription work in Finland? does everyone above a certain age do it?

>>76734557
>does everyone above a certain age do it?

All MEN have to report to draft officials on the year they turn 18, where they will be assigned to service (or exempt from it) in different bases around Finland.

>>76734557
Everyone from 18-60 years old is liable for military service or civil service.

>>76734689
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!! :DDDDDXXXX

>>76734706
ei is no?

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>>76734823
yup

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>>76734880
>tfw learned a new word

>>76729599
Why are Finns such beta soft cunts if you still have conscription? I thought it bred big strong men

>>76734901
Now you are a finn and there is no turning back

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>>76734945
Kyllä

>>76729599
do they check anus?

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>>76734990
No but they touch benis :DDDD feels spörö bödrö :----D

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>>76734924
It does breed big strong men. To carry refugee's bags you need STRENGTH.

>>76734976
Come home yellow man

>>76734924
attentionfagging

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>>76735018
i hope they dont check my anus...

>>76729599
I served 1 year in Russian army.
Your army is a park walk compared to it.
Enjoy it. It would be fun.

>>76729599

I honestly hope they make a women out of you in the barracks.

>>76735085
I guess in turkey they ask you to OPEN BOOBS and SHOW VAGANA

>>76734901
it's literally nej without n u fukin brainlet

>>76734924
the real gommandos serve at the border, the second strongest serve in the other bases in the north and the weak serve in the south with the navy

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>mfw c-papers masterrace

>>76735020
pojat saannu oikein kunnon nakin

>>76732136
the finnish version of me

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>>76729599
AAAAAAAAAAMUJAAAAAAAA

Pääsispä takas

>>76736085
Movetitko paljon vai olitko joku spade

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These threads are nothing but cringe.

>>76729622
You can feign mental illness and get of scot-free, though.

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>>76736779
Ei tullut juuri movetettua ja tiedusteluhommissa olin.

>>76737260
Ooks Kukkonen

>>76729599
Good, that should make a man out of you.