/brit/

>>76724590
Maddie was killed by her parents

>>76724681
That's what you would say Joao

>>76724701
then explain the blood found behind the couch in their room Sherlock

CADAVER DOGS
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>>76724701
She was blonde, and her anglo parents couldn't resist her aryan blood.

Understandable, if you ask me.

maddie where are you

>>76724738
all me

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>>76726529

>>76728695
could heem you with ease

>tfw used to cuddle with bf while listening to Chill Hiphop Beats To Game/Study To
>everytime it appears in my recommendations i get a fresh wave of feels
>it CONSTNATLY appears in my recommendations ALL THE TIME
just end it all
why is youtube tormenting me like this??

Is there a better sign of being anglo than premature balding?

>>76724738
she was on period!

Thank you for your uncivilized brits for going to Algarve and behaving like this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z57velVfoRU

f disgrace

>>76728595
Leave me the fuck alone. I love my new life in Portugal, with my BIG ANGOLAN COCK boyfriend and his mates.

>>76729028
lol

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One hour and 30 minutes left before the time remaining is the same as a standard weeknight

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yanks awake

>>76729028
LET'S GO FUCKING MENTAL

LET'S GO FUCKING MENTAL

NAH NAH NAH NAH

yanks go to sleep

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susan

enjoy sucking willies

>>76729028
>brits
they're niggers

>>76730097
permanent yank hours
you twats (pronounced "twot" for some reason) just don't sleep do you

>>76729028
>blacks and a hamplanet

colour me surprised

>>76730140
i was on late night duty last night
brit is truly dead at 5 am

>go out for dinner at 22:00 in a third world country
>leave your 2 young girls at home in the flat with the window open

hmm yes very normal and not negligent

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>>76730062
1. that's the total price for a year of coverage on 2 cars
2. I'm a single male under 25, which is the most expensive insurance bracket to be in. If I was 26 and married it would be substantially cheaper.
3. have a ticket on record for 57 in a 35
4. one of the cars is an s13 and considered to be a little high risk because teenagers like to vape in them and crash into walls

What the fuck is Discord lads?

Is it just a browser version of Team Speak?

poo poo PAKI poo willy fanny poo

nigger poo shart fart arsey farty poo

>>76730171
wow what a fresh, scathing take on a 10-year old case

>>76730194
essentially, yea

>>76730171
why did they take only one girl again?

could someone please tell me about these blackbox things?

do you lose your insurance is you speed?

did a wank this morning but it didnt get rid of my sex drive
wanked 2 more times in a half hour period after

>>76730187
still cheaper than here and probably ireland dont know what paddy is on about

>>76730037
it costs about the same but ive been going out clubbing a lot so i've burned through way more money than i would back home
>>76730076
I would recommend it. Are you the lad who was talking about wanting to learn canto before coming to hk? If so that's completely unnecessary, i've literally met people who have lived their whole lives here and don't speak a single word of cantonese. And i've met very old cantonese people who speak fluent english

>>76730199
dont appreciate the tone of this post if im honest

sorry if anyone in here is actually called sue or susan but I have to filter your name because of one spammer

>>76730171
>not accidentally killing one with sleeping pills so you can go out and get drunk

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Reading Nagle's tome on 4chan lads

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>>76730171
>go out for dinner at 22:00 in a third world country

No, it didn´t happened in London, Luton or Birmingham third world shitholes, it happned in Portugal.
learn the difference

hate arrogant moany students

>>76730265
lol

>>76730205
probably not attracted to the others

>>76730265
wtf moving to portugal right now
where are the non tourist areas

>>76730265
so this is the power of legal drugs?

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rate the homemade lunch

>>76730265
>uk on the list three times
>somehow ireland still manages to beat us overall
state of paddies

>>76730278

So students?

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work tomorrow

>>76730265
so you're telling me 1/5 person in the uk is a victime of crime?
baffling

>>76730315
lovely. Stringed cheese with a fine coating of sauce and dog food

>>76730338
I'm a victim of the bankers and their evil bonuses

>>76730265
bullshit

>>76730315
utterly shambolic, if i'm quite honest

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>>76730322

hmmmmmmm...

>>76730338
im a victim of the system

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rate yesterdays homemade lunch then
]^:<

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>>76730315

Just perved on some 14 year olds outside tesco
What I would give to suck those perky little tits

>>76730315
i rate it but someone took a shit on your spag mate

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>>76730338
reckon the figures might be a little inflated

>>76730380
>>76730315
why the granny decor?

>>76730397
ultranonce

having a girlfriend is an alien concept to me. what do you even do when you've got one? do you have to talk to them and hold their hand whenever you're with them?

>>76730397

nonce TWAT

>>76730397
'nce

>>76730315
>>76730380
what the fuck is this

>>76730397
nonce

desuarchive will preserve this hope GCHQ gets you

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trains?

>>76730436
the first one is spaghetti with mince + ketchup

the second one is ricesticks with tonkatsu (fried pork cutlet) and teriyaki sauce

>>76730315
>>76730380
grim

No one can serve two masters, for either he
will hate the one and love the other; or else
he will be devoted to one and despise the
other. You can’t serve both God and Mammon.

thoughts?

Just perved on some 41 year olds outside tesco
What I would give to suck those saggy little tits

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>>76730435
>>76730430
>>76730423
bit islamaphobic

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>>76730448
sure

remember when trainlad was bullied and called autistic for a few hours

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>>76730448
planes

>>76730464
Not him but your mince looks a bit odd, did you cook it correctly or is it some weird quorn vegan stuff?

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>>76730464
learn to cook

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>>76730486
yes

>>76730470
its true. being wealthy and devote christian is an antithesis

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Sup lads

>>76730495
its the ultralean 2% fat stuff

>>76730505
hey i thought the second one was pretty good
i put a lot of effort into that you know

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>>76730490
model lad?

>>76730464
>ketchup

STATE

>>76730523
>i put a lot of effort into that you know
keep putting effort in and you will improve x
i believe in you x

>>76730519
'ri

>>76730508
ngl it was quite funny
didnt participate in the lynching though

we hunger
though all that we eat brings us little relief
we don't know quite what else to do

>mince and ketchup

bolognaise isn't fucking hard jesus christ

lidl meatballs are significantly better than tesco meatballs

FACT

laughing at this manchild's attempt at cooking. you can literally put ragu ingredients into a pot and cook it for an hour to get something ok but he does this instead. what a fucking retard.

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canals

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woah....need to have a lie down after this one...

>>76730486
obsession with trains as a child is unironically one of the best markers of autism

>>76730587
Hebden mentioned

>>76730523
Listen you tosser, pot nice and hot, oil, onion, meat in, tomato puree, stir, season

how hard is that

>>76730597
no its not

>>76730587
cycling on UK canals is relaxing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJtGiVKeTWs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sHi5LrqqOs
he's closing in on the perpetrators lads

>>76730611
what meat

>>76730611
that shitty recipe isnt much better than mince and ketchup.

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>>76730609
lovely little place desu

>>76730648
parrot

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Bully me? I don't care!
Bully trainlad? It's beatdown time

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I'd like to live in London and gain its english accent.

>>76730642
the only perpetrator is the one within

update:
the first plate of spaghetti was good but when i tried to move the extra from the colander to my plate i discovered its all stuck together into one solid ball of plain spaghetti and its not very nice to eat anymore

>>76730611
dont have onions and dont know how to cut them up anyway
dont know what a puree is and probably havent got one

>>76730588
was that metaphor really necessary
how complicated is the statement 'some people start off with more than others'

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where are you

>>76730611
no mate, pot nice and hot, oil, mince, dolmio's sauce, bish bosh boom, job's a goodun

>>76730675
cockney accent is horrible
you're far better of with your standard middle class southern accent

>>76730675
wont be getting an english accent there mate

>>76730675
cockney or something? that one is dead unfortunately
MLE is the new London accent

Can someone help me understand why a certain group of people wish to end austerity? Is it not important to reduce the deficit?

I'm seriously having a hard time understanding how people think we can just stop austerity and forget about debt...

Am I wrong?

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>lovely little place

>>76730699
was that a real tweet

>>76730675
>wanting to speak london multiethnic vibrantly diverse pseudoenglish
you dizzy senpai? boss man baaaare peng ting yeah? peak

>>76730705
>standard middle class southern accent
me mentioned

>middle class surrey twats who move to London and fake a MLE accent

WHY do you spastic cunts do this? only council estate kids speak like this

>>76730693
imagine being this much of a useless manchild. must have very proud parents

>>76730708
dont care about the deficit

when im dead they can sort it out

give me free stuff

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>>76730587
big fan

>>76730708
My pay has been capped at 1% per year for 7 years. I am part of a group that literally keeps the country running and therefore I'm entitled to a pay rise to match rising inflation and the rising economic prosperity following the credit crunch.

>>76730730
i think he means the pleasant tones of the Received accent the higher classes have

like me

>>76730738
parents cant cook either
they have a hired chef lady

https://youtu.be/1PlTt2y0MrA

reckon i could be gay lads

>fap more or less exclusively to trap porn since i was 11
>get a gf
>first have erection problems
>eventually get over that
>then have problem staying interested whilst having sex and cumming inside her is impossible

she turns me on but idk my mind wanders. reckon i need to shag a bloke and a bloke in a dress and then see which i like most :(

Love cute lads.

>>76730721
floods are comfy desu

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>parents cant cook either
>they have a hired chef lady

JUST

What's the english they speak in the movie,kingsman?

>>76730775
>>76730776
aaaaaaj pirata

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADKK2E_wS2Q

>>76730531
yeah

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>>76730796
Received iirc

>>76730623
umm it is sweaty https://www.autismspeaks.org/blog/2014/09/12/what-it-about-autism-and-trains

>>76730770
Why does are tim do that laughing mid-sentence thing.

I like it, he sounds like the sort of bloke you might accidentally end up having a conversation with on a train to a business meeting going from some home-county shithole to london, with that laugh.

>>76730770
how does tim sustain his lifestyle?

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>>76730749
same

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>>76730796
middle class/RP
the kid, just a standard estuary accent probably

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>>76730508
this is the saddest pepe I've ever seen :(

There's literally no excuse for not being able too cook decent meals.
I mean, even if you have zero skill whatsoever, there are still plenty of extremely simple dishes.

>>76730829
i like it
makes him seem less insane + almost charismatic

>>76730812
Americans are so retarded,the only thing that makes them a world power is their defense.Their economy is based on speculation unlike industry driven economies like china

>>76730588
holy FUCK

>>76730812
quite funny

>>76730792
They're even comfier when you don't live on a floodplain

>>76730812
>caring about domestic US issues

stop being alive

>>76730856
yeah its a really blokey sort of thing to do.
makes him seem less serious about what he's saying. dare i say even affable.

Is England a good place to move? British male accents are all right, but I cannot stand the females; they always come off as really condescending (probably doesn't matter since I'm mostly gay).

>>76730812
>$54 billion defense hike

they literally needed like 3 times that much
54 billion was a huge compromise.

>>76730891
just wanted to give my pineal a good busting

>>76730812
Kekistan autists left utterly speechless

>>76730854
reckon that lad just loves tomato ketchup seeing as how easy it would be for him to buy a jar of tomato based pasta sauce instead

going to get the hk flag tattooed on my shoulder

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>>76730854
the tonkatsu was good you ass

i had literally never touched a kitchen utensil before i went to uni
cut me a fucking break, im trying my best

i havent had your privileged childhood experience

>>76730896
nah the country is on its last legs. tories have fucked it right up and Labour will just finish the job when they're in charge in 4 years.

>>76730896
dont move here for the accents lol. it's alright here where do you live

>>76730854
>there are still plenty of extremely simple dishes
such as spaghetti, mince and ketchup

>>76730920
don't get it done there, you'll end up hiv positive

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read a book

>>76730727
Yeah

literally only ever use my microwave and foreman grill to cook

>>76730812
>taking a picture of your screen instead of screenshotting
Why is this becoming more usual instead of the opposite? These people used to be ridiculed around here

>>76730920
Dont do that until youve lived there for at least 7 years mate. It is a baller flag though.

>>76730896
yes, lots of of cosy villages and decent cities
just don't move to somewhere like london, bristol, birmingham, or manchester

>>76730920
runt

eating a £1 chicken curry ready meal from iceland

it's okay

>>76730969
>baller
fuck off yank

>>76730937
wasn't trying to take a jab at you specifically
I've seen countless examples of lazy and terrible cooking on /int/

>>76730947
Oh, I absolutely do not want to move there for the accents.. I just want out of the US.

I'm scared of cooking meat in case I underdo it and there's blood desu

>>76730971
bristol is great 2bh.

>>76730967
i do it when im banned on the wifi and need to use the ol' 4G to post

going to get some shopping in then might off myself

Sat in the beer garden perving on a couple of 16 year olds lads

>>76731007
t. jamal

>>76730869
China built entire ghost cities that nobody lives in senpai

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>>76730937
>he uses these plates in a uni hall of residence

ah yes, period pains

>>76730995
visit first
spend 2 weeks in london, 1 week in bristol, 1 week in the countryside.

>>76731024
no blacks here any more. all been priced out thanks to based gentrification.

>>76730965
the state

>>76730995
eh, trust me the US is cheaper and probably has better living standard for the majority of people
but yea visit first

absolutely creasing how mongs who go into the army and get sent 15000 kilometres from their homeland believe they are securing the lives of their fellow countrymen

>>76731042
No such thing. They're a fiction women created to justify their behaviour

>>76731015
'netto

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>no blacks here any more. all been priced out thanks to based gentrification.

>>76731056
how do you know they're not?

>>76731017
gay nonce twat

>>76730896
Avoid like the plague. Living in fear of Islam, subhuman slavs everywhere, trannies and other mentally ill people being pandered to daily. Just a shithole in general.

>>76731042
hot water bottle

>>76731084
you can't defend your country if you are outside your country

>>76731056
they are though

>>76731084
dont know how a raghead 7000 kilometres from here can be a danger

>>76731102
makes sense

not

>>76731102
>>76731113
IDIOTIC posts

Want to leave a positive and inspirational comment on Tim's videos

>>76731092
I feel like that's the case in a lot of places.. Sverige, France.. Where is safe? Polska?

anime

>>76731135
dont youll be under investigation when if he offs himself

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Got an opinion:
I think middle/upperclass blacks are very decent people, and are on average much better behaved than the average middle/upperclass white

Never met a posh black fella i didnt like - theyre much less entitled that their white counterparts, probably because theyre all so new to higher society and are trying extra hard to fit in.

hello

>>76731155
they are rare

>>76731157
fuck off

>>76731140
yes yes poland has a crime rate near zero
clueless yankee hahaha

>>76731147
for what? watching the videos he posts online? Being nice?

>>76731140
it's not the case if you don't live in a capital city you dolt

literally 90% of britian's pakis are confined to london

>>76731140
most places are absolutely fine

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oh baby i love the shape of poo

>>76731171
also true

having a kick around with the lads and made the hot one be on the skins x

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i mean anime

>>76731140
just move somewhere else in America. utilise the benefits of your huge and diverse country.

/ck is actually pretty funny

never have a problem flirting with 9/10+ girls because i know they'll never shag me, you autists would flip if you saw me chatting to one

have many problems flirting with moderately attractive girls, i turn into a grade A sperg around them and can barely hold a conversation

too up myself to chat up average girls

as a result i'm still a virgin aha

ah yes all the 3 bedroom houses on my street are occupied by 1 or 2 old people
the so-called "housing crisis"
just move the old twats into runty flats in tower blocks

>>76731155
Statistically speaking, this poster is likely from Bristol

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>>76731205
theyre mean to me

>>76731176
harassing him, /brit/ users have done it a fair bit

>>76731042
Have sex

the state calls its own violence law and that of the individual crime

getting more depressed and anxious the older i get. i think its do with the stresses and responsibilities of adulthood. dont think im cut out for adult existence 2bh. fuck.

>>76731221
alri jeremy

>>76731221
4 bed council houses/flats are also often occupied by just 1/2 people

Councils rarely send people round to check

>>76731174
I thought we were talking about "immigrants."
>>76731197
I feel extremely disconnected with anyone who calls themself "American," cannot stand just about anything considered "normal" or "acceptable" here, and am very afraid of where things are going.

>>76729028
in reality when a normie tries to argue that these are brits shitting the place up, whats the appropriate retort other than c'mon their niggers

>>76731241
wow deep

>>76731241
subscribed

this beer is as flat as planet earth

>>76731237
don't have anyone who would

>>76731113
>9/11

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last night you were in my room and now my bedsheets smell like poo

>>76731275
But the earth is spherical

>>76731236
I'd love to see them prove I've done anything malicious, let alone illegal.

>>76731241
pineal is currently in orbit

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got the extra big heraldry mug out to feel better after you guys were so mean to me

>>76731214
things are easier when there's no stakes
had trouble during my driver's test because of that, when I had no problem during the lessons

>>76731257
What's this? A Free-Thinker who has reasoned through 100% Pure Rational Thought™ that "le islam is bad". I can imagine your very nuanced, well-researched stance on the matter of "Islamophobia is stupid" took quite a bit of armchair thinking to come up with. Have you written a book? Please let me see within the labyrinthine maze of enlightened super-consciousness that is your great mind. Glory should be given to your name and you should be listed right up there with the great enlightened thinkers like Sam Harris. He has certainly struggled, like you, to get his very smart, original ideas out there, such as "Islam is the worst idea ever" and "Islam is incompatible with western values." Brilliant insight from a pioneering intellectual. You will do great following in his footsteps.

watched both JRE steve-o podcasts. very entertaining.

>>76731278
Belfast?

very easy way to kill yourself is to lie in a tent with a disposable barbeque

>>76731291
this gimmick has matured nicely

>>76731296
>he's still a ball earthers in 2017
Feel sorry for you.

why do tarquins insist on perpetuating the myth that hard work alone leads to success?

keeping deanos running and running on that hamster wheel

>>76731155
you posted this already. it was boring bait then and it's boring bait now.

>>76731298
send him stuff in the post
sends him weird messages and texts that genuinely affect him
other shit

>>76731308
why did you squirt sauce in your tea??

not one of these commie runts
BUT
do think its a bit bullshit how corporations only get fined after people die from their negligence

if i killed someone just so i could save a bit of money im pretty sure i wouldnt get let off with a fine of 0.2% of my yearly salary
it would be manslaughter + prison, innit

>>76731280
the first and last example

did you lads know the southern hemisphere is fatter than the northern so everest isn't actually the highest peak. its some mountain in peru.

>>76731296
fake news

>>76731354
define success

sheed

>>76731354
do tarquins even say that any more?

it's hard work and smart ideas and luck and ruthlessness and good business awareness, surely even the biggest blockhead knows this

>>76731298

they are all VERY well documented in his 13,488 videos on youtube

>>76731370
>peru
been there
have an absolutely mad story about this peruvian family who were going on holiday as well we met
but im on a phone so im not gonna type it all out rn

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>>76731296
ummm xx

>>76731322
manchester actually

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>>76731296

>>76731369
The Cold War

>>76731404
>>76731359
I haven't done any of this, and it's not illegal to offend people on the internet here.

if the earth is flat then why isn't the sun visible at all times?

>>76731296
i bet you were vaccinated as a child xx

>>76731417
Can't help ya then

>>76731367
corporations are the ones with H&S prowling around all the time, when people die on e.g. a chemical plant owned by BOC people get fired, executives get forced out as an indirect result and all the corporate H&S regs get updated which is a pain in the arse to do. and to add to this the runt who died was usually doing something dumb anyway.

it's the small businesses, "cowboy" outfits where people tend to get killed on the job.

>>76731296
lmao what a gullible fucking cunt

bet you think the holocaust happened too

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>>76731453
((((they)))) block it with a hologram

just ate a pear
might eat another one

>>76731453
The sun and moon circle the plane and the sun isn't nearly as large as Mr Goldberg taught you in school.

get my cancer vaccination next week.

oops shouldn't have told you plebs that x

>>76731478
What about nestle though
justify that

>>76731479
kek

>>76731500
so..you might eat a pair?

@76731436
ahhh yes mere soldiers oppose themselves to a nuclear threat
dont even answer

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neighbor's wife/gf keeps looking at me promiscuously lads

she's my age

and quite fat

>>76731528

WOAH....feeling light headed after reading this one...

>>76731511
if i die by any other means that means i won't die of cancer
checkmate cancer *kills self*

>>76731540
get her shagged

>>76731540
>neighbor's

yanks don't have neighbours
you all live 10 miles away from each other

>>76731540
>quite fat
ah yes, yank flag proving ALL my prejudices correct

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>>76731528

>those comments

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4658958/Images-mark-100-years-women-Armed-Forces.html

bad at Siege when I'm high

great at Siege when I'm drunk

>>76731573
you're thinking of aus mate

30 mg diazepam straight under the tongue

>low key have a foot fetish
>too ashamed to admit to the gf
>have to sort of come up with excuses to play with her feet or get her to send me pics of them

>>76731522
idk lad i was on about things wot go on here, what do you expect from mountain jews? they should go the way of the rest of them (into ovens, if you get my drift)

who cares about third worlders anyway, there's already too many of them

>>76731624
>to the gf
FONT

big willy straight up the bum

rolling a spliff

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>>76731624
Just ask her for a footjob, you spazmoid

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/881503147168071680

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With no power...
comes no responsibility.

>>76731500
someone stop this madman before he kills us all!

>>76731695

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwYxkZ9jTvk

>>76731692
>Amanda Guinzburg

On schedule and as expected

if you're a gay virgin bottom is that seen as desireable by benders?

might die before i can floss my teeth with a girl's pubic hair
life's too hard lads

>>76731692
Brumpf does it again!

>>76731711
knew exactly what this was before I hovered over embed

>>76731624
dunno why m8, that's probably the least offensive weird thing you could ask her to do with your willy

>>76731715
also wondering this

cringe when the media starts licking their wounds after a trump railing
they act like they're a branch of the government

>>76731665
love this feel x

>>76731711
didn't laugh at all at this.

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>>76731582
>>76731573
>>76731558
how do i handle this situation lads
i'm used to women being all over me, but never my neighbor
want to avoid drama desu

>>76731772
because youre a fuckhead

>>76731793
>>76731793
>>76731793

NEW

>>76731761
reckon they're still clawing at whatever sliver of a facade of credibility they have left

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>i'm used to women being all over me, but never my neighbor
>want to avoid drama desu

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Ulster Scots is a REAL language and deserves equal status if gay-lick becomes an official language

real languages:
english
danish
dutch

fake languages:
everything else

>>76731695
*pours your tinny down the gutter*

>>76731832
>Not going for a cheeky tiftit pastie bap