>tfw Russia and USA will never be friends It hurts so much

An alliance could be bad because too much power. Newtrality is alright.

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Here's a photo of some Russians getting decorated by NATO's supreme commander...

They came to the rescue of an injured U.S. soldier.

Anglosphere and Russia will always ally temporarily to put down uppity yurocucks

>>76720981
Aww :3

>>76720935
>Tfw ussr won't reunite in your lifetime

>>76720935
What common interests could they possibly have?
It takes literal Hitler to care about each other.

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>>76721145

>>76721181
World domination

>>76721199
america dominates it without russia's help anyway

>>76721145
But it will. Not like it's a good thing tho.

>>76721199
One has to become considerably weaker for both to be willing to cooperate

>>76721238
Pre-balts are too far gone

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>>76721214

>Russia reforms
>Joins NATO
Not hard.

>>76721323
>Russia reforms
not gonna happen as long as those criminal thieves are in charge of the country.
but if russia joins nato there is no point for nato exist though

>>76721323
How bout nah

>>76721323
>NATO
fuck off

>>76721424
Enjoy your political isolation.

>>76721381
China

>>76721214
Not really. We're in some shit.

Just look at our economy for proof. We're the strongest military wise, but that isn't everything. And with this fuckwit Trump in office, it'll only get worse.

>>76721472
our economy has been growing non-stop since 1941 lad

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>>76720935

>US + USSR never teamed up after WW2 to split the world in half, with US getting all of the Americas, western yurip and AUSNZ and USSR getting all of eastern yurip, Asia, and Africa

feels bad man

>>76721472
We also have spooky amazing spying compared to everyone else. We have enough to just steal all of our wealth at this point.

>>76721525
lolwut

>>76721466
>>76721472
china is a one huge meme. literally just a big factory that produces cheap crap for western countries (mostly). not to mention their army is shit and you don't need whole nato to beat it.
and you think china would ever attack some european country even if it's not a nato member? totally impossible

america is still on top. us dollar is literally the dominant world currency

Russia will really never be a First World democracy in part because the climate and geography will always make the place undesirable to live in. It's way too big, remote from everything else, and almost uninhabitable between October and March.

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>>76721559
it basically has

>>76721574
Absolutely this
China is a paper tiger
America could destroy that country by just banning trade with it

>>76721586
>because the climate and geography will always make the place undesirable to live in
What?

>>76721605
If China is a paper tiger and Russia is a bear without teeth, what does that make the US? An obese eagle? Also bird shit is basically shart.

>>76721586
Is it a serious post or banter? Just asking.

>>76721586
Alaska is just a smaller Russia yet it's a first world democracy

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>>76721631
I know, right?

>>76721709
Alaska is Greek

>>76721718
Are you afraid of a snow?

>>76721729
I am Greek.

>>76721748
Snowskin

>>76721709
We had a thread about Alaska the other day. It's mostly a refuge for weirdos, criminals, and drug addicts trying to start a new life/run from their problems, and the male/female ratio is like 3-1.

>>76721464
o no the oter cuntrys are being meen :(((((

>>76721586
Is this what Americans actually believe?

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They just need a mediator. An ombudsman.

Triple alliance when?

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>>76721323
>>76721323
>Russia reforms
>with Putin in charge

Not any time soon. Unless CIA makes up the most brilliant plan to assassinate him.

>>76721984
>implying CIA is not a puppets of FSB
putin_laugh.wemb

>>76721858
Why would I care? I don't live in Russia, it's not like it has any effect on me one way or the other.

>>76721984
He had plastic surgery done. We know.

>as if a guy in his 60s would look like that naturally

>>76721984
buy me a plane ticket and i'll do it myself

>Despite his tough guy image and reputation as a fitness/martial arts/outdoor sportsman enthusiast, Vladimir Putin in his days as a KGB officer was an overweight alcoholic who allegedly beat his wife Lyudmila. Sources close to the Russian president have described him as "extremely vain" and terrified of old age and disability. It has further been reported that he has obtained extensive plastic surgery in recent years to hide the years on his face.

>>76721984
>assassinate him
It wouldn't work.

>>76722261
Kill him and there's 20 more where he came from.

>>76721984
It would only reveal his true form as a timetraveling cyborg

>>76722223
>Vladimir Putin in his days as a KGB officer was an overweight alcoholic who allegedly beat his wife Lyudmila

Sounds like a completely normal Russian man to me.

>>76722273
so he's just like the queen?

fucking sex

>>76722273
More than that, he will become a martyr, a saint.

>>76722314
The current Putin is just a vehicle for 20 smaller putins controlling him from inside. If killed, the smaller ones assume the original form

>>76722365
Putin is a kike puppet used to undermine white America / Europe

>>76722356
That is correct, assassinating politicians never works, it just turns them into a martyred hero ala Lincoln and Kennedy.

>>76721540
LOL
Russia chose your president.

Wow, what a top notch intelligence service

>>76722397
desu it worked with kennedy, normoids don't actually care what he campaigned for

>>76722395
Shut up or I'll hack your mother

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>>76722397
????????

>>76723032
Too irrelevant for anyone to care.

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