/brit/

absolute rotter

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>>76720832
post new timothy james byrne

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>>76720832
Kike shill

lads
is it okay to marry my 6th cousin?

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hmm

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Post yfw you realised that the British Empire was really just a giant permanent chav package holiday

>>76720906
>australia is literally a colony of chavs

>>76720866
if the other 5 didn't work out I doubt this one will either

>>76720894
>Update
what game

>>76720866
very
>>76720894
what lame, i mean game is this
>>76720885
fake news

>>76720894
Good game, might re play it

I get the drip from my walk

>>76720832
bish reaction was priceless when her DNA results said that shes more Iberian than white

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The gf

>>76720960
Iberian i wwhite

hey fellas, what's the haps?

>>76720989
CHI

>>76720994
on the craps?

>>76721006
he's right, chicanos get their black blood from the natives

>>76720854
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWQkb9QIf7k

someone is haxxing him hardcore

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>>76720924
max payne 3

>>76721045
charge your phone

Think I've spent too long here and on /pol/

I'm watching Transformers 4 and when the Hong Kong guy says "we have to call the central government for help" I had to pause because I burst out laughing

>>76721033
u mean Tyrone and Jamal from across the block

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>I hate Woody Allen physically, I dislike that kind of man... I can hardly bear to talk to him. He has the Chaplin disease. That particular combination of arrogance and timidity sets my teeth on edge...He is arrogant. Like all people with timid personalities, his arrogance is unlimited. Anybody who speaks quietly and shrivels up in company is unbelievably arrogant. He acts shy, but he’s not. He’s scared. He hates himself, and he loves himself, a very tense situation. It’s people like me who have to carry on and pretend to be modest. To me, it’s the most embarrassing thing in the world—a man who presents himself at his worst to get laughs, in order to free himself from his hang-ups. Everything he does on the screen is therapeutic.

>Like all people with timid personalities, his arrogance is unlimited. Anybody who speaks quietly and shrivels up in company is unbelievably arrogant. He acts shy, but he’s not. He’s scared. He hates himself, and he loves himself, a very tense situation.

does this describe you?

>>76721079
no

in ~10 years, movies/tv shows set in 2017 will feature people with fidget spinners and breaking news reports about fidget spinners read by an anchor who is playing with a fidget spinner

playing cuckio golf for the n64 currently

>>76720960

Iberian = white

>>76721079
H-heh
Dont know what you're on about mate

>>76721109
i initially read this as "playing cuckio golf for the n to the 64th time today"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sHi5LrqqOs

ah yes, schizophrenia

>>76721071
why

>>76721251
Them, with a straight face, acting like people in Hong Kong would say that

>>76721229
what episode does he die

>>76721260
hmm yes hilarious. can barely type this it's so funny. aha.

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>>76721233

>people still watch this mental tosspot

the CEO of maccas is a pom

howling

euro yanks

>>76721158
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvqyrdbmHRI

aparently not 03:36

>Transformers 5
>1 minute in

Lancelot is American and the barbarians they're fighting are very ethnically diverse

This lack of realism is triggering me

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literally me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbDWMg8yxbQ

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fuck off slag

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you lads buy anything in the steam sale yet?

>>76721326
no

>>76720978
>shoulders wider than hips

>>76721312
kek`

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>>76721336
>implying poland should take in refugees

>>76721336
reasonable response to brown people

>>76721308
yeah it's also a film about big alien robots that can transform into anything they see fit mate suspend your disbelief for a minute or two

>>76720960
siberian = white

Thousands of hairy spiders just poured through a hole in my windpipe made by one giant spider's fangs

>>76721378
no they're chinks

hate how that Lauren Southern tart talks from the back of her throat

vile

>watching GOT

do they honestly expect me to believe all this shit actually happened?

>>76721398
the children of the forest are celts

Going to an anti austerity rally today lads

Fuck the Tories and give me more free shit and borrow more money to give it to me!

Am I doing it right?

>>76721389
chinks = white

>>76721374
They're obviously fantastical elements. But it wants me to believe this actually happened around the year 400

A Jamaican Knight of the Round Table is not believable

>>76721390
would love to spunk in her fanny

ran out of pokeballs AGAIN

this country is really grim when you think about it.

It consists of a ruling class who go to their etons, and oxbridges and who own old-new money (through victorian era enterprises or being part of the state aparatus as that time)

It consists of a newly moneyed middle class in commuter belts around london working tirelessly in IT and consultancy or whatever else sending their kids to mimic independent schools so that they can also seek to emulate the elite

Then there's the normal people: nurses, teachers, branch managers. They live in their new builds, feel all warm and fuzzy about going on their shitty holidays to ibiza or cuddling up to watch eastenders, whilst sending little deano to do sport science at a former poly-tech

>>76721414
>le "lefties just want free shit" meme

shadap

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Thoughts?

>>76721360

They have to, they're in EU.

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>>76721414
Calm down, Tarquin

About to do the fourth poo of the day
Please help me

watching jamie at home repeats lads. very comfy. would quite like a big comfy house with a garden where i grow things and spend all day cooking them desu

>>76721444

>meme


HOWLING

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>>76721454

Drink water.

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back from my holiday lads

>>76721454
Pooing stops on it's own once there's nothing left to poo

>>76721448
genuinely too early in the day to be drinking, it'll just make you tired and groggy.

(Unless it's a ferociously spicy bloody mary to cure the hangover)

>>76721423
reckon she's shit in bed

>>76721474
fuck off shamrock chink

i will support ANY political party that wants to give me free shit

>>76721448

grim

assume it's poured from a can, otherwise that outdoor area is tragic for a pub

>>76721480
yeah but so am I

i'm very very lonely lads lol

even the few people i consider friends don't know the true me, i have to put on a facade when im around them

nobody know me but myself haha lol lmao kek

When people say the country has a debt of X amount, who the fuck do we even owe money to? Do people really think we're going to one day pay whoever back and be a country in profit? The country will never produce more money than is needed to run it

>>76721455
jamie at home is very comfy indeed

>>76721420
>sci-FI
>science fiction
>fiction

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>Tim can drive

>parents pay for you to go to fancy schools and unis where you meet good future links
>berate other people for wanting free shit and not working hard for it

hate tarquins 2bh.

>>76721454
i feel you, i pooped 5 times today, would have been 6 but my anus couldn't resist it

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>95% white in the centre

>>76721473
They are 50% water already

>>76721476
Omg lifehack

>>76721504
debt to the workers

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>>76721485

>>76721504
rothschild probably

>>76721500
yeah same

got no stamina (or a big willy)

>>76721504
you're an idiot.

the government gives out bonds, which anyone buys and they promise to repay you after a certain date.

>>76721480
she's more then half latin, how can she be shit in bed?

>>76721538
>Tfw mad stamina and decent wily but don't feel much sensation during sex and usually end up getting bored well before im anywhere near cumming

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>The foreigners are actually diverse and come from a range of countries, Brazil, Germany, South Africa, Sweden, India, Portugal, whatever

The president of the United States has asked states to give voting records to try and find any sign of voter fraud and they are refusing.

Hmm wonder what they are trying to hide

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>>76721499
Im just at home x

worked all weekend and working tomorrow. farrk it

>>76721591
never worked a day in my life

>>76721581
nothing fuck off

toilet bog "shitter "urinal"" fart

>>76721569
wow is it june 2017 already?

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>The whites in London are actually civilised, cultured and intelligent unlike the rest of Britain

>>76721611
no its july

used to laugh at that frank grimes episode

now his life is mine

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>>76721448
drinking before noon is a sign you have a drinking prob-

>>76721614
who are you quoting

Did You Know: July is named for Julie Bishop

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Europe is doomed

the vile Kalergi plan is well underway

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>having a shag
>willy so small it keeps falling out

>>76721609
good post

>>76721614
any surprise such an ITV-watcher (yes that's a classist reference) remarks are accompaneid with such actual ITV-avatarfagging?

Why do people act as if Obama was some perfect Saint?

*eats the last digestive*

>>76721618
It's already July 2. Two days from the 4th of Jewly.
That's 172 days until Christmas and 18 days until the end of the month.

>>76721665
don't fucking CARE about yank fucking shitty politics at 10am on a sunday

GET
A
LIFE

cunt

what kind of people watch/ed 'Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway'

*eats the second to last cookie and puts the open box back on the shelf*

>>76721635
what does the conservative voter have to gain by denying Climate Change™

Mummy May is ending an agreement to allow foreign countries to fish in British waters

We brexit now

>>76721581
Voting is a human right, being in the country """illegally""" is irrelevant

reminder that yanks call literally every biscuit a cookie

here drink this, no time to explain

*violently cranks your head back by yanking your hair and pours a pint of lager straight down your gullet*

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any /keks/ in?

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ah yes the arrogant students next door are still bouncing around the garden with their jaws going in all angles

christ i hate druggie students, nothing worse. been going on since they got back at 4

>>76721712

you know in kfc over there you get a """""""""""""""""""""BISCUIT""""""""""""""""""""""""" with your meal? it's a fucking scone. a scone with friend chicken. yanks were such a mistake.

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>>76721682
>t. leave/labor voter

>>76721719
sound like a bunch of absolute geezers

you sound like a pathetic spastic

>>76721719
Pour boiling water on them from your window

there is literally no better feeling than a pint in your hand, and /brit/ open on your computer

and i've tried sex AND heroin

>>76721755
Yanks are Europeans you mong. Watch your mouth

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Ahhh yes Sunday!

The sinking feeling as clock ticks and tocks, drawing you closer and closer and closer to the inevitable. Every second is valuable and each is more painful than the last.

Today is your day of rest, the day to cram all of your hopes, dreams and aspirations into, whilst simultaneously a sense of respite for a week of toil, but of course it is marred with the knowledge of what lurks in its shadow.

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>London is the greatest city on Earth

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>>76721716
>irish
>kekfaggot
why am I not surprised?

>>76721766
tempted, but that would violate the NAP.

>>76721765
t. nihilistic druggo

>>76721755
why does this anger you so much?
I'm baffled at how these idiosyncrasies can cause such scorn but islamic apologism is considered the norm
grab a hold of yourself

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labour surge

>>76721758
>labor

who

>>76721792
t. billy no-mates

@76721794

a scone is something you have with jam, butter or clotted cream, NOT fried chicken you utter CUNT

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It's nothing like a scone. It's made exactly like making other biscuits except with more leavening and buttermilk

anyone else live a joyless wagey existence?

the only things i do outside of work are: gym, groceries, eat, read books and shitpost

really want to start a drug habit (probably mostly just hallucinogens and the odd opiate), but don't feel good aobut doing drugs in a flatshare.

>>76721791
/brit/ is a /keksarmy/ general
get out

>>76721817
>a scone is something you have with jam, butter or clotted cream, NOT fried chicken you utter CUNT
you didn't answer my question, how can you allow yourself the indignity of acting like a menstruating 16 year old when talking about something that has absolutely no bearing on your life in any meaningful way?

>>76721779

said no one ever, bar rasheed and owen jones who aren't people

can't wait for some waffles, fried chicken, scones and lamb gravy

mmmm

>>76721791

praise kek you slavshit

shadilay

>>76721791
is the whole Kekistan thing not an alt-right concept?

>>76721834
suck my potato you potatoless rainbow jumper.

>>76721830
wagie yes but certainly not joyless

>>76721869
where do you get joy from?

the hardest part about having kids is convincing a girl to have sex with you

>>76721865
You can't own an idea

>>76721824

FUCK OFF SCONESHIT

>Tucker Carlson ABSOLUTELY OBLITERATES ALT-LEFT Teacher
These videos are getting recommended to me at an alarming rate and I don't watch that drivel.
Something's afoot

>>76721865
Better question than this

Why is the Kekistani thing so reddit? It looks weird to see people from 4chan looking this reddit-tier. I thought 4chan had a greater sense of self-dread and hence self-awareness, something about hiding powerlevels and scurrying through the night to be avoided by the glare of normies.

>>76721898
people linking pjw videos on /brit/ fucked up my suggestions

>>76721898

like Are Tuck

>>76721885
My patent says otherwise
Ill see you in court

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*reaches for my /kekarmy/ issued knife*
*you hold me back and I reluctantly sheathe it*

hmpf

>>76721776
i honestly feel like i go through the 5 stages of grief on a sunday

i feel utter despair up until around 7 o'clock or so when i realise the inevitable and come to accept my fate in the morning

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>>76721898
Same. Almost like (((someone))) is trying to push a narrative

>>76721917
This isn't 2012 anymore.
4chan is filled with all sorts and reddit siphons content religiously these days

>>76721939
>>76721776


must be grim to hate your job this much

used to feel this way about school.

LOVE work. LOVE earning money. LOVE saving for the future.

>>76721635
why does he have to label everything?

>>76721859
t. paki
>>76721865
sort of, it's just a meme, most r/thedonald -ers don't even know the flag is based on the german wermacht flag.

do you drive?

>was working 4 days a week
>was happy but obviously a bit poorer

>got 'promoted' to working 5 days a week
>richer but not as happy

that said i only spend about 700 squid a mont either way (500 being rent), because i'm saving up to make a deposit on a flat i'm going to buy to let in a different city. hopefully the rent from that will pay off its own mortgage whilst still affording me to skim a little off the top to improve my own accomodation situation (the dreaded flatshare)

Anyone else here actually like their job? The work itself is enjoyable, challenging and rewarding, my colleagues are fun and easy to talk to and we regularly go out together, my manager is encouraging and supportive and wants to help me develop, I work in a nice office in a nice town, I'm well paid.

Couldn't ask for much more desu.

know a guy who's unironically 34 and illiterate, wonder how people like that still exist

>>76721966
>LOVE saving for the future.
This isn't the 20th century anymore.
Working is filled with all sorts and you should be investing these days

>>76721898
considering sending youtube a letter (an actual physical letter) informing them I will never watch Blaire White no matter how many times they recommend him/her/whatever

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Thiel
>get into a fantastic uni
>study hard, come out with a degree in law
>decide to work as a derivatives trader, then start your own venture capital group
>found one of the most successful financial services in the world to date
>spend the rest of your life chairing hedge groups and software companies of a global scope, contributing to research and other philanthropic endeavours, becoming known and well respected for your brilliant investment intuition, and tirelessly amassing an incredible fortune

>Mr Old Money dies and his son becomes 3x richer than you at 25

>>76721926
Courts are a social construct

Got fucking hooned last night

Wanna quit booze for a month hehe

>>76722005
Think most people here at this time do, depressed wagies tend to overvalue sleeping in

>>76721989
rather not say

>>76722005
>>76721966
I like my job on paper. I don't like my job when I start getting ad-hoc requests for things.

I also despise work in a more general sense
>being imprisoned in an office forced
>havng to spend a lot of money if you don't pact your own lunch

>>76722010
I know a guy in his 40s who's illiterate. He has a smartphone as well and is able to use it. Mad.

good morning

*BURP*
hey buds, Rick! I'm a pickle now!
*Burp* Now you can *burp* *burrrp* call me pickle rick!

>>76722030
doubt he cares

money isn't everything

>>76721990
cool thanks for the blogpost guy

>>76722050
morning

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in a foul mood

FUCK off

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>>76722059

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The far-famed based 3 quid meal deal lads

>>76722065
talking like adult /brit/ >>>> talking like teenagers /brit/

>>76722030
good for him I guess?

>>76722084
>2.6g fibre

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>>76722050
rate my house
(it's not my house but i wish it was)

>>76722084
this isn't worth three pounds.

all of these things taste like shit as well.

>>76721755
here they have a 'dinner roll' instead which is a sugary bun. i dip it in my potato and gravy

cooking up the ol spagbol lads

>>76722099
its too big what are you going to do with all this space?

>>76722085
mate you're like 19 at most
you're not going to get a mortgage on minimum wage
kys

>>76722104

the smoothie costs £3.50 alone you clueless runt

>>76722112
>australians unironically dip their scones into potatoes

What sort of nonsense i this

might go wank to some cuck porn

>>76722117
>its too big what are you going to do with all this space?
have 3 children, an office, and a workout room

>>76722124
you're lucky if there's 5 percent potato in a kfc potato and gravy

>>76722119
22 and earning above average wages (not that much above though lol)

my plan for a flat is pretty good because i also happen to know its probably going to rocket in value in a few years. however it still fairly depressing that i'll be renting to someone a better property than the one i will be resiidng in personally.

>>76721079
yes but I can't fight it

all I can do is withdraw from people so as to save them the displeasure of having to interact with me

kfc is vile

wanking to cuck porn

>>76722099
never got the whole big house thing, you're not going to use all that space, the maintenance financially and physically would be a nightmare
I look at people with big houses and just think, wow, you're an extremely shallow narcissist aren't you?

>>76722122
>soy protein smoothie
fuck me enjoy your oestrogen you calcified fool.
>southern fried chicken pasta
fucking flabby child
>wispa
dickhead should have got something with caramel.

poor show all round ngl

I'm 22 and currently shopping around for mortgages desu.

I only need to go into the office 2 or 3 times a week so I'm going to move to the countryside and get a cottage and just commute in.

>>76722154

>muh soy

fuck off Jones

>>76722062
he probably doesn't (may not even know who he is), but even men like Thiel are very far and few
there are tons of people with as much drive or intellect that fail to get half as far as he did every day, no matter their striving

>>76722156
jealous

>>76722141
again, thanks for the blog, child
working at tesco must be great

>>76722135
well thats some nice plans
what i would love to have later is a house that has enough rooms for everything but that's not too huge and which still looks old and rustic but with a huge garden all round with veggies and fruits growing and a bit of wilderness too

just finished wanking to cuck porn

>>76722153
>extremely shallow narcissist

No, that is people who drive mercedes and wear ridiculous watches, things on their person to show about and have trophy wives.

that house is wooded and waterfront; you can't even see it on google maps so it's clearly for a nice large family and space.

had a few dreams over my life that a guy was trying to/raping me. It is horrible. I am not gay and have never been raped. any thoughts?

>>76722173
>Orientals eat soy like crazy
>Orientals are all cute fembois

>>76722197
had a similar dream, was a goateed short arse in the cinema toilets

>>76722202
so are somalians

phytoestrogens can't be processed by your body and don't feminise you

anyone wants to know my recipe for spagbol
might come in handy

>>76721830
yeah but replace books with movies

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don't want any confusion

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>>muh soy

>fuck off Jones

>>76722210
think I'd kill myself if I ever let someone shorter than 6ft put their pecker in me

>>76722187
>what i would love to have later is a house that has enough rooms for everything but that's not too huge and which still looks old and rustic but with a huge garden all round with veggies and fruits growing and a bit of wilderness too

we have that in my city too, although there are a lot of blacks and it's getting worse

>>76722227
only if you use pork. pork > beef for spaghetti sauce

>>76722230
That's bread, not a scone or a """biscuit"""

>>76722156
what do you do lad?

>>76722230
who eats this disgusting shit

>>76722239
i never called it one

>>76722256
Then why the fuck are you bringing it up

>>76722238
bit fucking haram

>>76722238
nah i use ground beef

>>76722237
my plans would to have that house in the countryside but not too far from the city, in a 70-80 kilometres radius
where do you live?

>>76722248
lie on the internet

>>76722265
because its in place of

*kills myself and dies*

>>76722005
don't 'like' it per se but consider myself quite lucky to have it considering its generally easy and compared to what I could have otherwise ended up doing given my lack of marketable skills its a miracle I even have such a job and didn't end up working in tesco or maccas or some shit

>>76722267
beef is just as haram as pork, dumh kuffar

there's this beta lad who works at tescos telling people which cash thing to go to.

he's there too often for it just to be a student job and he's too old for it to be a summer job.

What do you reckon he's living for? What do you think his life is like? probably vidya right?

>>76722224
explain why nips are so runtish then

elsewhere in asia you can use the "too poor to have a good diet" but this is not true in japan, the men there are generally very effeminate

leave the curtains open when I got to sleep; found I have a lot more energy and motivation when I wake up, weird.

>>76722300
wish i had your courage...

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>>76722254
me

Working is only worth it if you get the perks of earning. The whole reason people do it is for that balance. The idea is: sacrifice 40 hours a week to get some money (if you enjoy it it's a bonus). With that money you can have a gf/wife, live where you want, afford to undertake your hobbies and support a family.

If you aren't getting the perks but are still making the sacrifice, that's when you hate working.

>>76722271
>where do you live?
northern virginia

the properties here are astronomically priced but it's because we are close to DC

if i ever want to own a home i have to move or wait until i can start making a decent wage

>>76722318
genetics

>>76722312
nah eating cows is bonus points with allah since it pisses off hindus

>>76722317
he's probably just keeping on for his family

>>76722317
dunno but this bloke at work was telling me how his son is happy shelf stacking and has been doing it for 17 years with no intentions of ever progressing, think his dad feels that he's failed him

don't get people like that

the English are vile.

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*serves you a biscuit*

>>76722274
lol I was literally thinking of jobs that involve lying on the Internet and then it hit me

>>76722337
>estrogen in food is a conspiracy
vs
>there are substantial genetic differences between ethnic groups

hmm an interesting dilemma for a leftist
may try this one

>>76722368
journalism?

>>76722317
worked at Tesco while I was in 6th form and there was a bloke who had been working there since it opened in 1980

have enough money for a mortgage but i only graduated last year so it's too early to settle down. i do NOT like paying rent

>>76722332
True enough.

I work a 40 hour week (more like a 60 hour week when you factor in commuting) and all I do with my earnings is pay my mum a couple hundred quid rent so she doesn't make me homeless. That and train ticket + lunches.

A miserable existence.

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>>76722352
that's not a biscuit, this is a biscuit

>>76722320
seratonin comes from sunlight

eat more celeriac

*necks myself *

>>76722392
just save money then you'll never need to have a mortgage

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biscuits are ready

>>76722347
He either has something on the side that gives him happiness, a garden, some artistic activity, sport, etc. Or made peace with his lowly life and learned to appreciate it.
Or he's here everyday before and after work posting about work soon and the ol' 'cide

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fuck white people

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brits are closer to americans than they are to europeans but they'll never admit it

>>76722332
yanks don't understand this, they work 10+ hours a day for mr goldstein and then commute over half an hour each way, it's like working in the city, but over a whole country

>>76722394
I'm also in this boat.

I work 5 days a week, but I live in a flatshare when I want to live in a flat/house, my gym is always full after work till closing so I have to go before, I have no friends or anything in the city i'm working in.

Basically I'm sacrificing 40 hours a week, for nothing.

>>76722434
They aren't that fat, just a little pudgy.

*posts something that isn't a biscuit like some form of bread while calling it a biscuit*

woah guys is it too late for me to get in on this emerging Gimmick™ that's what we do us lads and our gimmicks eh haha include me in the screencaps lads straight to the top of /r/4chan

i have a shit job where i don't have to work too hard and i don't care because i'm lazy and only care about 4chan and vidya

if you parents make you pay rent for living at home they don't love you

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>>76722332
>With that money you can have a gf/wife

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who wants a hot slice of birthday biscuit!

>>76722416
but paying rent isn't an investment, a house is. hopefully the bubble will pop in the next few years anyway and i can get somewhere on the cheap before it starts rising again.

>black doctor shoots people in the bronx

Even american physicians love to get shot/shoot people

>>76722474
You say that as if it were some pearl of wisdom. Anyone living in such a situation is already well aware.

>>76722459
*motions to your mum that you need your nappy changed*

>all these children whinging about having to go to work even though they don't want to
grow the fuck up, the lot of you
world isn't fair, if it's too much for you, just do us all a favour and jump off a bridge

When a leader like Macron is elected in the West MSM swoon over every little thing he does, but claim Russia has personality cult for Putin.

>>76722485
just live at home

>>76722485
>>76722416

oh never mind i see what you're saying

yeah but that means i won't be able to buy a house until i'm in my 30s, plus when the 'rents and other relatives keel over i'll be able to afford several but that will be even longer

>>76722334
that's one of the problems with the USA
if you want a nice home and you don't obviously have the financial advantage you're going into those kinds of place where there's the same houses 5km all around and quite far from the city but without being peaceful since there's houses all around
here 50 kilometres away from Paris there's some desertic places that just need someone to fix it up
there's a guy here that bought something the size of a feodal domain for like 20k and just had to fix up a house that was falling apart. in exchange there's no one around him kilometres around and he has all the free space to do whatever he likes. gardening or building a dirtbike racetrack

https://washoku.guide/recipe/902412


STATE of yanks

>>76722489
ummm... isn't that antithetical to their hippocratic oath???

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back in the favelas x
such a long chapter...

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>grow the fuck up, the lot of you
>world isn't fair, if it's too much for you, just do us all a favour and jump off a bridge

>>76722489
fuck, i forgot the link

https://youtu.be/ml-jrokDtAE?t=2m14s

>>76722457
fuck off

>>76722510
no jobs there lad

>>76722434
we admit this often

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>>76722434
some

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>>76722504
*tries to jump off a bridge*
*finds fencing specifically to prevent this*
getting mixed signals

>>76722504
t. Illiterate

>>76722459
it all started with my *eats the last digestive* post earlier

in truth I didn't even eat any digestive, let alone the last one. I was just lying haha

>>76722509
france is a joke of a country