worldwide edition

I hereby summon footkraut

>>76718014
hey

basically everywhere between Kentucky and the California valley is the same place IMHO. You could abduct a town of people from Illinois and dump them in Idaho and I think they'd do fine

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LITERALLY me

>>76718031
they would die

>23andmeresults
>99.9% European
>0.1% INJUN
JUST

>>76718021
explain further

>>76718043
>inb4 you apply for scholarships as a mixed race person
don't lie you know you're going to do it

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>>76718043
Better than mine

>>76718070

WE

>>76718070
[durka durka jihad intensifies]

>>76718049
you won't have time
upper division work will consume all your time

>>76718034
This explains the birth rates

what kind of job can I get that lasts like a little over a month

where I can go in and tell them "I only want to be here a month" and they'd say cool

>>76718078
>>76718085
Inshallah

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>>76718043
welcome to the tribe

>Every time my dad comes home from work he just drinks and watches tv and then goes to bed
>One day that's literally gonna be me
When I graduate from college i'm gonna take a bottle of Xanax and go to heaven. No way am I working

>>76718103
a temp job

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I wanna lewd a cute Japanese male

>>76718119
it's not so bad bud

>>76718119
I honestly think a lot of it is due to location. I'm in the burbs and my family does the same thing. Come home from work and watch TV then sleep. I'm going to try and live in some city where I can do something beyond just watching TV

*farts really loudly*

made my name /cum/ what a fucking laugh

>>76718142
kys

>>76718070
mamma mia

>>76718103
I'm like you, college student on vacation
I work at the back of a food lion
Cute little white girls and attractive young men work the cash registers
Sturdy and ugly people like me work in the back carrying boxes with niggers and spics
But they literally hired me right off the bat knowing they'd have me for 2 months because it would be flat-out impossible for me to do a lazier job than Daquan who's on probation
Pretty easy work

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Who's going to win? They're going to border each other soon.

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>>76716813
>be me
>Be in University
>see someone I went to High School with
>say hi to the girl I took Grade 12 Biology with
>no response, blank look on her face
>"U-Uh don't you recognize me? I'm anon from High school"
>"Oh no, like, I think you have me confused with someone else anon" :S
>tfw I sat beside & talked to this bitch every day for half a school year and she doesn't recognize me a year and a half later
[autistic screeching]

>>76718157
>>>/v/

>>76718157
hyperautism

>name in the wrong field
Migrate when this thread reaches 310
>>76718115
>>76718115
>>76718115
>>76718115

>>76718140
you don't have to live in a city to not sit on your ass and do fun stuff. for example i just got back home from drinking with friends and tomorrow im going to be learning how to drive a jetboat at the local lake

>>76718121
yeah but what

>>76718155
box moving things is what I've found on google so far yeah
I just want more money before the semester starts, I just got out of a class

>>76718167
There were only about 100 people in my high school graduating class and I still know most of them besides a few of them with the tism

>>76717907
Celts were seen as a existential threat to Rome, and it's territories.

They were actually a lot like an earlier version of Vikings who were stopped short in their tracks because it was easy to get to the Celtic lands unlike the Norway, Denmark and Sweden.

They sacked Rome, they sacked Delphi, they raided Northern Italy, North Africa, and Egypt in specific. The Iberians were recruited by the Carthaginians because they were good raiders and fucked with Italy frequently.

>>76718180
I AM FUCKING LAZY AND NEED THE ACTIVITIES TO BE RIGHT OUTSIDE MY DOOR

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8N-qO3sPMjc

>>76718196
split the rent with me when I move to portland

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>>76718157
this reminds me of the very first thread I ever saw on /int/, someone posting a screenshot of some grand strategy game and saying they were "removing kebab" from the Balkans. I can't believe it's already been 5 fucking years. 5 years, all wasted spending 90% of my free time posting on a Papuan papier-mâché virtual gazette.

>>76718207
sure, you movin in 4-5 years?

>>76718208
At least you have a gf

I literally did not form a single relationship worth writing about through high school.
Ate lunch alone. Missed prom. Asked a girl out the final weeks of the year. She didn't call.
I hope college goes better.

Did you like high school?

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>Ontario barely expanding
The absolute state of leafs.

>>76718218
more like weeks or months

>>76718167
man it was weird for me going to uni, I went to an elementary school downtown and then my family moved to the suburbs and I went to a different school, and then suddenly I go to uni and all my elementary school friends show up again, it was a weird sort of nostalgia knowing they still existed (and even fucking looked exactly the same) and it was weird that they were in my classes again after so long. I wish I wasn't so autistic though and talked to them more. some of them recognized me and we just exchanged hellos but thats pretty much it

>>76718184
go to a temp agency. you can find a local one on google
they're the ones that find you work. although it may be the shitiest job ever

I have to get up at fucking 8 o clock and do manual labor until 12 and quite frankly I would rather not wake up tbqh

>>76718231
shit, alright well maybe if you become a house owner in 4-5 years I can rent out in your basement

>>76718242

been there, done that

except it was until 5

>>76718245
wait then are you a freshman?

>>76718255
in grad school :///

>>76718242
noon or midnight?

>>76718254
The 12pm figure is if i'm really fast and sloppy about it
which I will be :^)

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>>76718070
Typical southern Italian
>>76718107
Too bad about all that unconfirmed dna kinda shit they couldn't find anything for so much of yours

>>76718265
Is grad school 4 years?
Probably won't be owning a home either if I go back for grad school

Why do shows meant for blacks have brainlet, one word names like Empire and Power?

>>76718295
yeah, mine is. maybe the housing bubble will pop by then and we can both buy qt bungalows in SE

are you likely to go to grad

>>76718273
>0.1% injun
ooooooooooga boooooooooga were da hand sanitizer at

>>76718310
Makes it sound stronk

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>>76718310
Black people aren't very smart anon

gonna head down to the GF store tomorrow and window shop

>>76718273
Yeah that kinda sucks
most likely it's British/Irish as well I'm guessing
>>76718314
Probably. I want to find a job and save a little first, then I'll go back.

>>76718356
You've got champagne tastes on a beer budget

>>76718331
gib bak muh land

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>>76718353
Forgetting someone?

I once sexted an anymous Canadian milf.
It was unbelievably hot.
That's the farthest i've gotten with a girl

>>76718369

yah

well...

you're dumb

how do i become a better person

What really happened on Y2K?

>>76718388
Become a Mennonite

Whites will be a minority in 2050, how old will you guys be ? I'll be 52 and my sister will be 50

Proxy.

>Posting in a /cum/ thread that doesn't even show up in the catalog
Yall niggas retarded
Use this thread instead
>>76718115
>>76718115
>>76718115
If you choose not though don't be surprised when this thread slows to a crawl

love Mennonite bakeries

>>76718388
analyze yourself, from your ambitions to your mannerisms and your moral code, and evaluate them. then see if you can make changes for the better

>>76718388
You already are

>>76718391

only the strong survived

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiEsFjniu6c

>>76718400
how about you kill yourself instead

filtered

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>>76718400
>footkraut won't be able to find it
Wow what a tradgedy

>>76718388
kys and hope for the best next life

Mexico will become first world in our life time

>>76718398
pretty sure the stats have that year closer to the mid 2040s?

>>76718423
highly doubt it senpai

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RECOMMEND ME SOME GOOD HORROR MOVIES LADS

SOME GOOD SHIT THAT WILL MAKE ME CRAP MY PANTS

>>76718398
i'll be 54 :c
>>76718423
hahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahhah

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>>76718423
Only because the first world is about to get a lot shittier

I resonate with Elliot in one way.
He felt that he was more considerate/thoughtful/polite than most people and he got nothing for it.
I can relate to that feeling.
Though he was just being an egomaniac.

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>>76718378
How could I forget black science man

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GABABABABABADOODLEEED

>>76718440

it wont make you crap your pants, but jacob's ladder is god tier psych horror

>>76718417
He's already here you mong
>>76718024

>>76718425
2050 seems to be the year every one has selected, it could come well before that

>>76718425
>he was born in 1998

>>76718398
I'll have gone to a euro grad program, gotten hired at a euro company, and working towards permanent residency

>>76718440
The Thing (1982)

>>76718440
there are no good horror movies, grow up

>>76718461
Me

>>76718440
there aren't any
horror movies serve to make you feel a sort of annoyed discomfort and unease, and maybe a jumpscare somewhere. boring plots and no characters and really REALLY pointless, they fucking suck, I hate them

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>>76718457
FUGG

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>I resonate with Elliot in one way.
>He felt that he was more considerate/thoughtful/polite than most people and he got nothing for it.
>I can relate to that feeling.

>>76718464
were you really scared by that movie?

So, how do we get rid of all these goddamned minorities?

>>76718447
I resonate to elliot in a lot of ways

>>76718447
>Though he was just being an egomaniac.
you are mentioning that like it's some unimportant footnote. elliot was so egomaniacal that he felt he was entitled to things, even without any pretense of acting "polite".

He didn't "act more considerate/thoughtful/polite than most people" and "got nothing", he felt he was entitled because of his race. He explicitly writes this

>>76718423
By the end of the century maybe
>>76718490
It's too late, just bunker down and try to survive

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>>76718485
When I first watched it as an 8-9 year old

Does anal sex feel the same as pooping?

If so, I wouldn't mind getting fucked in the ass.

>>76718490
you can't, white boi

>>76718501
screaming

>>76718464
The Thing scared the shit out of me when I was younger. Haven't watched it since.
>>76718490
Egging everyone into world war 3 and hiding.

>
>>76717921

>>76718034
good post

>>76718501
are u a girl

>>76718490
sry la but not sry AS WELL

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>>76718515
>Egging everyone into world war 3 and hiding.
I don't think there's a single WW3 scenario that doesn't involve the US in a major way

>>76718490
gotta run away

clackmyass was a mistake

>>76718520
I wish.

>>76718525
I'm talking about hiding in bunkers and letting the world go to shit anon. Or if your Alaskan then just carry on

>>76718525
only possible ww3 flashpoints I can think of are Pakistan and India, or china and russia in the odd scenario that their relations got so bad that china would invade siberia and china wouldn't be afraid of russian nukes

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>>76718538
>>76718501
W-what state?

>>76718516
I dropped out of high school but it wasn't because I was stupid you faggot

>>76718553
Oregon.

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really NEED a French gf ASAP

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Let's see them /cum/
GO

>>76718573
get a discount one from q**bec

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>>76718579
Me

>>76718579
Wow really cool /b/ map there champ

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>>76718573
same honestly

>>76718579
>>76718579
i don't have paint wat do?

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>maps
>/b/

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>>76718579

>>76718618
Why you always hate china? Very offensive

>>76718612
google "free MS Paint alternatives"

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>thread turns into /soc/

>>76718618
and why do you love india

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>>76718669
He's the poo-in-loo girl lover I bet

I have a gigantic corn on my toe
How do I get rid of it?

>>76718669
because they have space progam and are a good ally against the eternal chink
>>76718675
this too

>>76718675
so what is this then >>76718490

>>76718676
Soak your feet then use a file to wear it down

>>76718676
Cut it off with scissors.

>>76718676
I don't know what that is

>>76718693
a shitpost

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>>76718693
Patrician colonization/bleaching fetish

>>76718694
Thanks

>>76718695
>>76718700
Oredumb education

>>76718688
>good ally against the eternal chink
such a good ally that we arm their eternal enemy pakistan, and also such a good ally that India is part of the Shanghai Cooperation Organization?

I don't have corn on the cob on my feet woah what a dummie

>>76718725
gotme

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>>76718579

>>76718734
The hero /cum/ needs

>>76718733
g-god damn it at least tell me to frick off or something

>>76718748
fuck you

>>76718579
>picking significant others based on their goegraphic location
Idc where you live idc who you are
Just FUCK ME ALREADY

sjw's>>>>>/pol/tards

>>76718753
may 1000 priya rais bless you

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>>76718761
There was a colour for that specific desire

>>76718772
The whole world is now that color. I need dick.

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Stop being gay

Why does summer have to be so hellish?

>>76718803
nah

>>76718813
We finna get raptured

The thought of a girl pressing a blade to my throat and threatening me is actually really hot for some weird reason.

what's the cheapest way to travel across the us that's not by driving?

>>76718843
Walking.

>>76718843
skipping

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I've done illegal things

I don't know why anyone would want to marry or have a relationship with a Mexican desu

>>76718856
Youre mexican. Bring me some news.

Should've gotten my GED in hindsight
>>76718573
Only maghrebians can have one

Why have we allowed the capitasism meme to continue

>>76718864
Cause they're hot. But I actually feel the same way about Americans.

>>76718869
delete this or I'll delete your life

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>tfw biz crying out but I'm sailing on high seas

>>76718864
muh hot latinas

I just found some vise grips

>>76718889
Well, I guess if the only thing you want in a relationship is to fuck some braindead bimbo I could see how you'd want a Mexican.

>>76718803
Lol'd

>>76718928
leave

>>76718940
Why

Did u see a ghost

>>76718928
>close up of jizz
Mexico, I...

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This is my Brazilian name

cum dead

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>>76719013

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Keep the thread dead.

All Canadians are named Ling Ping or Wu Zhang

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Shieeeet

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Shelly is best girl

My job isn't stressing me out anymore because I'm just doing easy classes next semester but esl is still shitty and gay.

stick this penis inside this other penis and you have SUPER-PENIS

DON'T touch my hair

>>76719068
this is a boy, right?

>>76719013
Gee maybe it's because no one can find it since the retarded OP put /cum/ in the name field instead of the subject and you retarded monkeys started posting in it anyway

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>>76719086
nope, some cosplay woman with bolt-ons

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>he's still mad his thread isn't being used

VAGINANANANANANANANANA

>>76719052
if you want leo and bobby's leftovers sure
no wonder old shelly looks beat

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Thoughts on cowtits?

>>76719150
I need them in my fave, in my mouth, and in my hands.

Which country will have the honor of having the first non-binary trans femme president in North America?

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>>76719150
not a fan

>>76719161
lol us or some central shithole

>>76719174
How did you discover Twiggy?

just want to hold some more big fat milk tits, buds

I personally don't think /MeNA/ should be allowed to exist.

need mommys milkies

>>76719251
i don't care, bud

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>>76719247
same :/

>>76719258
Why not?

>>76719258
I don't like the thought of all those homos leaving their general, I say keep it.

>>76719199
Idk, she's a famous model.

People blame her for being the first really thin model and making girls self-conscious about their weight or something stupid.

>>76719271
Alot of them have been radicalized
>>76719286
Thier internet usage should be monitored

>>76719295
let them get self-conscious, if they're so vapid and childish

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>>76719302
>using the internet
>ever not monitored by Anglos
wew, /5-eyes/ are always watching

>>76719302
I lurk there from time to time and there are only like 2 or 3 ""religious"" people. A lot of them hate whites with a passion, though, lol.

>>76719344
Ever notice how the biggest isis roleplayers are diasporafags in White cunts? Sad!

>>76719344
Yet they chose to live in white countries
>>76719362
Wheres the tweet showing where most isis supporters on Twitter comes from

Just found out I could sell off the spare vehicles around here and be close to paying cash up front for a used late model viper. Damn things are cheap, apparently. Gonna do a think on this when I've got my brain in order tomorrow.

Got rejected tonight
My friend told me I put the pussy on the pedal stool

>>76719427
did he tell you that verbatim?

>>76719344
who cares what a bunch of muds "think?"

>>76719443
>verbatim
What?

>>76719469
verbatim = word for word

>>76719469
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=define%3A+verbatim

>>76719479
Oh I guess so

I mean if you think about it, ecoboxes are cheap to get into because they're trash value. You can buy one for $20k, drive it for 5 years, and sell if for $1500 once you've paid all $20,000 for it.

Or you could buy something special for $30k, park it when you've got enough in savings to move on to the next investment, and sell it for $100k to an enthusiast or collector in 10 years.

>>76719606
oh yeah, let me just check my future sales prices to see which of these 500 identical consumer market cars will be worth money in a decade or two

>>76719617
I mean it's pretty obvious which will be more desirable down the line when you pull into a lot full of Focus SE's and GT350's.

fuck whoever made this thread desu

>>76719781
bit rude if you think about it

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>>76719834
I'm sorry

Lane is a fucking retard and should kill himself for the utter fuck up.

Soory

left foot blue

right foot red

out of colors

i want these digits

very upset

check my dubz

slightly peeved

I was really close to getting those quads.

I would have gotten them, but I accidentally cancelled the post and resent it. I hate myself so much. Why can't I do anything right?

>>76718070
>giving your DNA to Google

Good job.

>>76720039
it was not your fate to get those quads. just let it go

>>76720060
It's going to haunt me for a long time.

The quads that got away.

What the fuck?

I got really excited for those quads too. That's the worst part. I spent like 5 minutes franticly refreshing the front page of /int/ for nothing. The posts were coming in so slowly. Getting those quads was easier than taking candy from a baby, yet I still fucked up. I literally had two chances to get quads at either 9999 or 0000, but I squandered them both. I got too anxious and at the last moment I dropped the ball. I bet if I didn't even try to get those quads and I just kept posting casually, I would have gotten them. What was I even thinking? Why did I think that for once in my life I wouldn't be a complete failure?

Fuck this, I'm going to bed.

Just migrate
No point staying in this failure of a thread
>>76718115
>>76718115
>>76718115
>>76718115

>>76720266
But it's only you and me

>>76720266
>this desperate to be OP
y tho

Hello