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Gay edition
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Pirates of shit
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>>>/gif/10817339

state
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>>76717678
No u
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Non gay edition: >>76717581
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>>76717691
Fuck off
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"telly is out lad, what do you want to do instead?"

your response?
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>>76717634
They'll be all the sequined pillows and lacey drapes he loves there I'll bet.
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>>76717682
lived next to fat ugly 40 yr old
talked from time to time
she knocks on door asks if i can help move tv cabinet
say ok
move cabinet into position she gives me a beer
she gets on all fours and starts pocking wires thru back
can see straight up her skirt
hairiest pussy ive ever busting out from between her fat ass
get weirdest boner
go in for closer look
she turn around still making small talk
must have seen boner
she touches front of my pants
tell her to come over in 10 minutes
shower clean up
the minute she walked in pull dick out
gives me weak as shit bj for about 2 mins
lift uo skirt and try to find opening thru mass of hair
insert hot tight wet felt really puffy and thick walled vagina
best flange but on a horrid beast
i regret nothing
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>>76717699
Tell that bender to get the fuck off my bed
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*Howling lads these memes are so funny haha foy*
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>>76717682
Grim
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>>76717566
been a cashier
As a waiter I sure I would spaghetti the 1st few days.
Also, very competitive place here, my beggar friend himself told me you'd better be a hot young chick.
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>>76717699
pull his pants down, eat his arsehole and then fuck him into the mattress
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>>76717694
YOU fuck off
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Fuck on
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>>76717751
bit gay
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>>76717738
Are you PSG lad?
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>>76717760
are the best mexican girls from jalisco?
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>>76717770
ofc, Paris est magique.
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>>76717634
fuck is going on with janny? there's like 4 /brits/ open, 2 already at limit.

>>76717542
If you'll be seeing me in hell that means you'll be there too, lad. Believing in Jesus ain't do much for ya then eh?
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the subject showed abnormal levels of aggression
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>>76717780
Wee wee

How's your night been?
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Post toot
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>>76717794
please help i want to get a mexican gf>>76717779
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>>76717793
Well I enjoyed the 1st H24 opening of Parks in Paris. Bit chilly but had enough beer.
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>>76717754
Fuck off
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dont you care about hong kong anymore
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>>76717784
God has sent me on a mission there to deal with the likes of you
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>>76717811
What is that? A beer garden?
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What happened with Thai chicANO though???
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsDQTbDFkzM

tune
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>>76717823
Is the mission to get pissed on by MASSIVE Norman COCK?
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5am
Real niBBa hours
Any there Brits up or am I special
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>>76717866
My mission is to send Godless pagans to EVEN MORE hell
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>>76717873
>>76717874
SNAP
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>>76717874
Ree
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is he an alien?
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>>76717873
brit on vacation
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>>76717886
>vacation
doubt.jpg
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des
pa
cito
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who /still up/
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What does a real nigger hour consist of?
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>>76717901
Still up yer ma's gee.
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Dumb pirate frogposter
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>>76717874
literally HOWLING right now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cy44ocuoWhE
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>>76717901
Me
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*Exclusively drinks mineral water (Calcium and fluoride) out of a plastic bottle*
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Barbara Palvin
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Rolled a cheeky bedtime spliff lads
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>>76717908
Go to sleep
You have to go to mass
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toon

https://youtu.be/BwK2fHfy-1Y
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Posting this from my bed lads
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>>76718001
Post jammies
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And who cares LOL
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>>76717960

a shit
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what should i have a wank to lads?
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>>76718016
Stop masturbating
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>>76718011
Wrong
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>>76717969
christard
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>>76718028
disgusting
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the rorkina gf

https://youtu.be/yN6NqDXf_A8
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I want to leave this awful country, but I'm not sure where to go. How is britbong land? I generally like british male accents but feel like every female is talking down to me or full of themselves.
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>>76718028
Haraam
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>>76717969
I'm not religious.
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>>76718053
T. Spineless Bernie-voting pinko faggot
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can't beat sans on undertale
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>mfw after dinner snack
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>>76718053
It's half 5 in the morning here ask some other time for reasonable non /pol/ responses
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Ribs are still sore lads hope I don't die in my sleep haha
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No longer will I have to make the long and ardous midnight trek to the toilet. Nay, now with my trust empty bottle I can relieve myself from the comfort of my bed. Should have done this years ago.
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>>76718091
Was just about to go to the toilet actually
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>>76718091
FFS lad.
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>>76718091
Also a good way to keep warm during winter
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>>76718047
she looks like that tranny everyone here except me wanks to
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Dumb frogposter
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>>76718087
Will do. I figured it might be a good idea to ask my "fellow faggots."
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>>76718101
wtf is this the 1700s?
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>>76718101
Jesus truly innovative
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>>76718101
How
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*smacks lips*
*swings from a vine*
*throws a basketball into the hoop*
*shoots a white person*

M'fugga
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Hot water bottle innit
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>>76718047
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpaWtrEqga0
ah she's one of those types
>wahh wahh wahh we can't treat blacks like slaves any more
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>>76718091
better idea, wear a nappy
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how would a British black guy react if you called him a nigger?
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>>76718131
>>76718152
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wish my soccer team would stop being a joke
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>>76718165
would probably attack you
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>>76718138
All rap music is just "muh dick dem papers white man popo keeping us down gangsta life shieeet nigga'

You'd think they'd write something new after 30 odd years
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>>76718176
>soccer
FOY
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>>76718176
Which team
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>>76718190
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>>76718152
Read this as holy water

Here I am up all night and I just heard the bastard father wake up go downstairs and turn up the radio to the max because the cunts hearing is going
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Posting using Safari iss absolutely ATROCIOUS lads. I do not feel a shred of pity for those who go out of their way to get an apple product. Absolute scum of the lowest denomination
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OP here how is everyone enjoying this edition? Kinda feel like a pilot asking everyone how the flight is
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>>76718221
Just download chrome
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>>76718222
Bit too gay for my liking lad
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>>76718213
Football Saturday and football Sunday aren't as catchy
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>>76718222
Ehhhhh nice thread ehhhhh.
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>>76718236
Sky make soccer very tedious. Ned subtitles for Carra too.
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>>76718202
can't say
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>>76718248
>>76718238
Snap

Three Irish lads up at 6 in the morning waheyy all the lads
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Memes aside, can we all agree that this would've been the ideal election outcome?
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NEED a female woman to go on a rampage on my willy lads
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anyone remember the jeb! meme?
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>the only Irish that post in Brit are dole bludger neets up in the early hours of sunday
Can't say I'm surprised
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>>76718263
>>76718238
>>76718248
which one of you is mboko
which one of you is the toff
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mildy hungry but not enough to go get something
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>>76718315
cheeky maccas run
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>>76718303
there's mboko the nigerian
the corbynposter
the eugenicist
the farmer
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>>76718281
>>76718290
why couldn't you guys let jeb be the president
it would have been fun
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>>76718327
all me
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>>76718327
The Mboko meme, though forced always makes me chuckle.
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anyone remember the cuckio meme?
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>>76718344
drumpf is funnier
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wish I was a girl so I could shag all of my virgin mates and make them not virgins anymore
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>>76718366
need this rorkina in my life desu
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going to start calling people boyo
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there are 3 smart people that i regularly listen to

sam harris
jordan peterson
richard dawkins
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>>76718510
never heard of sam harris and have only seen reddit mention peterson but still no idea who he is
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>drumpf is funnier
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>>76718529
Sam Harris stared in Jurassic Park (1993)
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>>76718556
funny cause confusing him for sam neill was my first reaction
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>>76718554
anyone got the version of this where the hat is bigger
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anyone remember the cuckio meme
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wish I was a girl
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>tfw my mum keeps trying to make me go to a therapist and keeps claiming I have OCD and autism when I don't

mental woman
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>>76718681
you probably do have autism
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>>76718696
I can read people and look them in the eyes easily though
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>>76718681
just do it anyway and prove her wrong
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>>76718724
i doubt she's suggesting you're at the handicapped level
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just got back from A Party lads
AMA
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>memecity on the map with all of the pissed off boxing brainlets mad over the decision

squealing lads
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Feels like a Louisiana Saturday night
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>>76718728
No that's embarrassing
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>>76718763
pussy
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Feels like a Swindon Saturday night
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everyone always looks really sharp in period pieces but i don't buy it
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HOMOSEXUAL PEOPLE ARE SHIT
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"you can cure a dumb autist but how will you cure a smart autist?" " This is the story of my life"
How will this be for the opening line of my inevitable biopic?
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http://www.nationalists.org/library/hitler-jaeger/
doing a browse
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>Feels like a Swindon Saturday night
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>>76717634
This homo is in for a rude awakening
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>>76718812
what are the musical numbers going to be centred around
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Scared I may actually have mild autism

Just found out my dad takes medicine for fucking schizophrenia
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>>76718881
go hang around a forest for a while, that'll help you
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>>76718881
sounds like you should be more worried about schizophrenia and not autism
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rrz4P5DOc0
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>>76718913
pretty sure I have OCD, no signs of schizophrenia tho

Sometimes I spend half an hour looking back and forth at the oven to make sure it's off before I go to bed
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>>76718938
iktf. i find it very hard to accept that the fridge is shut properly
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hello is this gaygen
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>>76718960
I do that too, I go through a routine around the kitchen and end with pushing the fridge shut over and over

Had to get a new fridge because I damaged the door on the last one
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I am a radical (bisexual) centrist

AMA
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cute lads
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still up
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>>76718960
>>76718977
you should. I accidentally got a strap caught in the freezer door a couple of months ago just enough to not seal it

lost about $250 worth of food lol
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>>76718988
Diseased pedophile
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>>76719015
I blame my dad being careless

Have caught him leaving the gas running on the stove a few times
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>>76719044
in all honesty, i reckon it's because you actually think about it but cannot be certain. there have been times when i've left to go somewhere, driven 10 minutes and wondered whether i've closed the garage door as ive left. I go back every time, and it's always closed.

just one of those real intrusive "what if"s where the outcome if true could be bad
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a cute
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>>76719063
You are diseased and should be chemically castrated
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>>76719061
that's normal, but checking something 4 times even when you can remembering checking it half a second a go and you still do it is not
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poopoo willy wankstain
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>>76719072
why do you assume that all gay people have stds?
that's incredibly homophobic
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goodnight literal faggots
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>>76719079
Gays are a threat to children and the health of people around them
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>>76719074
depends how careless you are
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>>76719102
no they're not
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>>76719120
are you a gayman per chance
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heteros will be gassed and women replaced by tleilaxu tanks
they fear it, they sense the age of the straight man is over
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>>76719141
no
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>>76719141
he's not gay you retard he was replying instead of me
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>>76719141
he's not gay you retard he was replying instead of me
though hate how he implied he was me and first of all responding to y****.
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>>76719172
I am the puppetmaster
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>>76719159
>>76719172
what? hello
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>>76719120
they most certainly are
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don't understand why it's wrong to try and cure gays
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>>76719149
Thank fuck. Females are so incredibly useless.
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>>76719193
proofs??
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>>76719203
myself i was abused as a child by deviant homosexuals
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why tf did they have a boxing match at suncorp
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>>76719203
google "gays eat STDs"
google "gays and AIDs"
google "gays and pedophilia"
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>>76719212
ah yes, because YOU were abused as a child by homosexuals, it means that ALL homosexuals do that sort of thing
VERY sound logic there
>>76719227
no, it's your job to bring your evidence to 4chan
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>>76719227
results: not proof
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By the year 3000, the future will be ruled by the Dominate Alphas. The female gender will have ceased to exist. Dominate Alphas will be created in test tubes with enhanced augmented abilities
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fucking poofters the lot of you x
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>>76719239
Every gay I have encountered has sexually attacked me
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>>76719259
that's odd, because none of the gay people I've met have done that
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>>76719256
'ora 'ait
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>>76719273
fake gays paid to hide among the real gays and bring sex attacks down
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>>76719289
ah yes of course

take your meds you bloody schizo
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>>76719273
dire how you think he's being serious la
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>>76719308
>tfw being mentally abused by gays on /brit/
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>>76719259
great post
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>>76719310
it's hard to tell on the internet
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>>76718156
The natural state of the negro is that of a slave
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>>76719340
Reluctantly agree
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>>76719196
Wish I could be cured. Would be so much happier without gay urges or autism.
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>The natural state of the negro is that of a slave
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business idea: require all parents to pass a "parenting test" to acquire a "parenting license"
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>>76719323
well you're right, especially here
rule of thumb is if the flag is yank, he's probably 100% serious no matter how retarded the claim is
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>>76719372
statist
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Never trust a puerto rican
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>rule of thumb is if the flag is yank, he's probably 100% serious no matter how retarded the claim is
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imagine having this 2009 facebook tier pic in your folder @05
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>>76719239
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/8259812

premiscuous bisexual men increase the risk of STDs (or at least HIV) for the whole population, they commonly pass it on to straight women, who then pass it to straight men. You really shouldn't need a study to know it's true, though. It's quite simple logic. The more people you sleep with, the more likely you are to contract and spread STDs, gays are statistically the most promiscuous people, and the primary transmitter and carriers of HIV, eirgo, gays that sleep with women are a huge factor for the spread of the disease to straight people. You might think being 100% gay and only sleeping with men absolves you of this, but you would be incorrect, because you could be passing it to a man who may then sleep with a woman. So really, your lifestyle is morally reprehensible no matter which way you look at it.
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were paddy-brit mixed people considered paddy or brit
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>>76719609
depends on how Irish they looked
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ah yes brit is dead

WAKE UP CHINKY
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>>76719621
what traits are irish
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>>76719609
depended on the surname
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>>76719634
none
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>>76719634
brown hair
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might go back to sleep
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>>76719634
being a spastic
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haven't had a sleep in since I became a wagie, don't see the value of it anymore
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what's taboo with tom hardy like
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>>76719780
haven't seen it but not very good
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>>76719780
>>76719789
mmmhhhhm
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never mind that he was high as a kite shouting "I'm the creator", didn't flinch when his neighbour fired a warning shot, was tazed, and still continued advancing towards the officer.... it's because he wasn't white that he was shot
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>>76719789
>>76719793
uhh
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>>76719801
issa pen
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is there a more cruel symptom than your taste being fucked
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>>76719801
https://www.reddit.com/r/BlackPeopleTwitter/comments/6komxe/nothing_funny_here_just_remember_that_it_doesnt/?st=j4mdjvve&sh=e9a21816
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>>76719634
Whatever the Anglo didn't like about themselves though we're a much more noble and better looking people than the English.
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>>76719780
>>76719789
be very careful now
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>Rihanna is dating a saudi billionaire
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>>76719866
the worst part of that subreddit is the mods using sticky comments to make sure everyone reads their opinions
most of the time its done by a british nigerian so its even worse
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>>76719885
>Rihanna is part Irish
Wow.
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>>76719885
he's handsome af tho
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>>>/r9k/38091872
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>>76719908
is that what r9k does? talk about boipucci in an unironic fashion?
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how to wake up not feeling awful? i honestly dont get it. takes me a full two hours after waking up to feel human. if i were to let my body decide, i think i could easily and happily sleep 12 hours a day. how the fuck can you go to bed, get 6 odd hours and wake up feeling fresh?
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>>76719944
go to bed earlier
don't eat a lot of shit before bed maybe
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>>76719944
drink water, stop drinking coke and coffee
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>>76719944
use an REM alarm, take a small dose (1-3mg) of Melatonin before bed, drink lots of water during the day, don't drink any caffeine after 6pm

simple as
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>>76719801
everyone has a narrative and ideology to push
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>scrap pay cap for teachers, police and top level civil servants
>keep it in place for all the others

fucking REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>76719996
wrong

most people aren't ideologues
most people are apathetic towards such happenings

ideologues do tend to dominate the discussion though which is why it's important to call it out when it's seen
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pushing a narrative
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need to push a narrative to my tastebuds that im healthy and they should work as normal
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living vicariously through IRL livestreamers in Japan

truly a dire state of affairs for me
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>>76720081
A few times when I've had flu certain tastes and smells have made me gag

once had ketchup on some chicken goujons and the vinegar or whatever made me cry

very odd
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*has a narrative and an ideology*
*pushes it on you*

pshh nothin personell
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>>76720094
everything tastes like shit to me at the minute even bottled water
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Getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads
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>>76720113
try eating shit, maybe it works in reverse
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>>76720122
worth a go
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the UN has declared my arse a quarantined area
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need to quit watching porn and quit wanking
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>this time tomorrow
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Rhys ap Gruffydd was the ruler of the kingdom of Deheubarth in south Wales from 1155 to 1197. Today, he is commonly known as The Lord Rhys.

His grandfather, Rhys ap Tewdwr, had been king of all Deheubarth until his death in 1093.

The death of King Henry I of England and the ensuing rivalry between Stephen and Matilda gave the Welsh the opportunity to rise against the Normans.

In 1164 all the Welsh princes united in an uprising.

Henry II stripped Rhys of all his lands and took him prisoner. A few weeks later he was released and given back a small part of his holdings.

Rhys is an ancestor of the Tudor dynasty. Rhys is an ancestor to the current ruling house of the United Kingdom.
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>Toil at morn
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big bench press

https://youtu.be/BPXaoamLato
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>watching bench press videos at 3 in the morning
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Only 34 days until the next 3 day weekend
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watching star trek
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leck_mich_im_Arsch
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why is it so dead in here? i understand it's sunday am but i dont think i ever remember /brit/ being this dead
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>>76720209
closer to 4 really x
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>>76720242
everyone's asleep
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The Battle of Bouvines was a medieval battle which ended the 1202–1214 Anglo-French War.

Bouvines is "one of the most decisive and symbolic battles in the history of France"

Philip Augustus of France defeated an army consisting of Imperial German, English and Flemish soldiers, led by Otto IV, Holy Roman Emperor.

Allied with Philip was Frederick II Hohenstaufen, who controlled the southern Holy Roman Empire and afterwards deposed Otto.

King John of England was forced to agree to the Magna Carta by his discontented barons.

Philip was himself able to take undisputed control of most of the territories in France that had belonged to King John of England
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>>76720242
all the normingtons have throbbing hangovers and the NEETs don't wake up until midday anyway.

Only radical centrists such as I maintain a normal waking time on days such as these.
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>>76720315
you're always here, your posts are so fucking cringe
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>>76720368
Silence yourself, before you make an even greater fool of yourself than you already have.
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Henry de Lacy was a confidant of King Edward I 'Longshanks'.

He became Chief Councillor to Edward I. While the king was engaged in military conflicts with the Scots, Henry was appointed Protector of the Realm.

In November 1300, he was sent on a mission to Rome to complain to the Pope about injury done by the Scots.
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*enters the kitchen*
*ponders what delicacy I shall start my day without tonight*
Hmmm- ah yes! toast, a classic!
*retrieves the white bread from the fridge*
*masterfully drops a slice into each of my 8-barrelled Porsche toaster*
*before I've even laid hands on the butter I hear the delightful 'ding'*
*grabs the butter and the lemon curd*
*firstly, layers a healthy dollop of butter onto each golden brown slice*
*follwed by an even bigger serving of lemon curd*
*tucks in*
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>>76720450

>White bread

WAAARGH
*slaps you off and onto the floor*
*kicks you up the arse and you start squealing hysterically*
JEEVES, WE'VE GOT A RUNT
*picks you up by the hind legs and fucking swings you into the wall, snapping your spine but only increasing the volume of your shrieks*
*whistles for the runt hounds and they dash in to finish the kill*
.... runts....
*Jeeves hurries in with my brandy*
Good man jeeves, good man.
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>bread from the fridge
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UonBhRtFKk
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check dis out /brit/

what's the opposite of small?
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>>76720581
nig
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can't sleep again
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blacks have bigger dicks than whites, simple as
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>>76720670
proof?
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>he doesn't keep his bread in the freezer
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>>76720242
demn fucking normal people who drink and go out and do all those fun activities, they should be more like me and never leave the house
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Top 10 MOST INSANE Pools YOU WONT BELIEVE EXIST!
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>>76720677
proof that asians have smaller dicks?
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put way too much wd-40 on my chair
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>>76720725
sure, I'd prefer to see the proof I requested first though
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>>76720743
>>76720725
whites have the most aesthetic dicks, but i'm not supplying proof
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Every Continental under the age of 40 is all but guaranteed to end his days living in an Islamified Europe.
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>>76720757
proof?
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i am in the slums
some cute lads around x
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>>76720761
this is why i'm moving to the british virgin islands or somewhere the tax doesn't kill me
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>>76720743
here you go

blacked.com
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>>76720772
ay papiiii~
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pc hacks ... 2nd of july ...
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>>76720784
*wanks*
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>>76720832
>>76720832
>>76720832


new


>>76720832
>>76720832
>>76720832
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>>76720836
what does it say at the bottom left 295? so it's not the bump limit yet? fuck off then dickhead
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>>76719908
Poor lad. Will never have sex desu.
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