/brit/

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BARB

boxing runts are laughable
you know it's terrible as well, that's why you're so defensive

No longer neet
Taking tomorrow off tho

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Pirate scumbags

so long .. you made a nigger wait for some so long

>>76716241
new job?

babestation

fucking annoyed now, sick of being fucking blue balled all the time, any of you poofs wanna suck me off?

watching the boxing

>>76716251

this

>>76716249
Yh reception assistant

wish i didn't have phimosis. sick of staining my undies

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>Janitor acceptance emails will be sent out over the coming weeks. Make sure to check your spam box!

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>>76716269
kek josie or brian

might watch a man and a womans knees fight in a battle of physical prowess and endurance

did i go out: yes
did i get pissed: yes
did i dance with girls: yes
did i abandon my friends to dance alone to hope more girls approached me: yes
did a certain couple of girls dance right next to me a suspicious number of times: yes
did i pull: no
starting to think clubbing isnt my thing lads
origano

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>>76716238
>>76716217
>>76716176
>>76716150
>>76716131
hmmm

>>76716273
Dont understand the correlation

>>76716278
Joseph Een

>>76716278
>>76716279
MOOOOOOOOOOOT

I have an 8/10 facial profile, all in all a solid slab of marble

>>76716257
did i start reading this post: yes
did i make it to the end: no

>>76716290
literally, and i don't mean this very often, ALL me

>>76716278
>>76716279
WTF

>>76716295
what the fuck's a moot?

Who is brian

>>76716322
Hi! few things to start off with =] 1. yes I added you because you're a female gamer, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen.

>>76716312
can only imagine how thin your wrists are

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>>76716295
>>76716319

ah yes newfags

Met some Amish today. They were reserved and smelled really bad.

>>76716288
Will bounce your fucking head off every pavement up and down this country, m80.

>>76716291
i imagine the fluid leakage is born of being unable to clean the peen
can't imagine normal men have to put up with this shit

>>76716322
the other kiwi that frequents here

>>76716329
>outing yourself as the newfag
oh ho

._.

>>76716326
Why would the size of my wrists matter to you? are you obsessed with mens bodies, hence the boxing?

Reckon josie isn't a pleasant smelling person

ah yes beto is a newrunt cant make this up

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wrestling is the best combat sport

>>76716325
Omg

>>76716344
Brian Bodgeley?

>>76716337
Just get a toothbrush in there and have a good root around

>>76716364
how did they fake this then

I NEED COCK

>>76716369
do they sell toothbrushes for ants over there?

>>76716354
http://i.4cdn.org/sp/1498963552890.webm

Ohh wow an oldfag, i am so impressed

>>76716369
>Brian Bodgeley?
yea

>>76716371
prefer not to say

the abyss
pretend
black smoke
stranger
almost evil
tainted
visions of demons
search & rescue
another monster
endless blackness
lamb
lambaste
iconoclast
skeleton dance
candle

>>76716359
Correct as of right now
Catch me on a good day an i smell like mango cinnamon and smoke (smoke is a good smell if ur not a runt)

>>76716382
howling at the runts in the background literally ecstatic that the man was punched and fell over
so weird, don't understand what people watch this for

>>76716364
Please have sex

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I have thicc wrist

>76716401
>Correct as of right now
lol why

el peruANO

>>76716420
GET HIM JANNY

>>76716416
wtf happened to your leaf canada hahahaa (an original by yours truly)

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>>76716371
>wrestling
>fake
3rd eye completely sealed shut

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>>76716408

>>76716389
Thats my gimmick numpty

>>76716418
Been throwing up all me food and parping my heart out

>>76716417
not really

>>76716408
It's just to see the muscular men, ignore the homos

>>76716417
fat

>>76716420
JANNY

>>76716417
post your willy

Reckon I could probably destroy half of brit with just my wrist

so tired of feeling below average health

>>76716416
hit the weights and get a clue

>>76716417
Thick like you.

>>76716446
Really bro

>>76716449
Breh I'm fuarking stacked

>>76716452
No

good to see janny doing his job today

did fuck all the other night with 22 brits in the catalog

>>76716453
Reckon I could toe punt your yellow bucked teeth through the roof of your skull, you fucking short-arsed bog-trotting dumb IRA terrorist spudnigger leprechaun cunt

>>76716441
Turned on by this desu, love just watching someone get dominated by a physically superior specimen

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>fitizen

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>>76716480

>>76716468
Nah, they aren't thicc wrists, you utter weed

>>76716476
Dubious claim, wtf is this unionist buzzword bingo? Frick off shortass

actually too drunk to do a poo for fucks sake

>>76716488
this is even hotter, seeing a qt twink slav get pummelled by a big black punch

>>76716501
How is that possible?

>>76716494
Post wrists little emaciated pussy boy

What is happening here

>>76716480
can't say i'm surprised

>>76716498
spotty manlet nonce

>>76716514
Yeah it's literally the only reason me and the lads watch boxing

YOULL DO NUTTIN

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMuc9lRlMdI

This angry Paddy makes me laugh.

>>76716522
What are you going to do, climb through the fucking screen? I'd kick your teeth down your fuking throat, you'd be shitting them out you erroneous disgusting unicellular slime

Fucking pussy boy

>>76716528
ok

>>76716537
seamus o heems

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Currently wearing socks

>>76716538
Kek

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might try to track one of these down today

>>76716538
kek

>>76716538
praise kek

>>76716538

calm down

>>76716538
Hahahaha he's so funny and so angry.

*pats his little head*

>>76716567
>>76716561
>>76716557
Shadilay

>>76716586
all me

Now they are worshiping a frog

I am a 20 year old Kekistani man.

http://i.4cdn.org/sp/1498963552890.webm

if one more runt on dpt makes fun of cybersecurity i'm going to scream

>>76716585
*snaps your thin little babby wrists with a little pinch*

>>76716597
beto i found a mexican general can you introduce me to them >>76714778

'burb life is the only life for me

http://i.4cdn.org/sp/1498766168633.webm

the sweet science

It is filled of redditors

>>76716613
Hahahah. The little 'un is off on one again, lads.

*Does a funny gypsy dance*

http://i.4cdn.org/sp/1498768046435.webm

me in the leopard print

http://i.4cdn.org/sp/1498769913612.webm

>>76716641
whatever even happened to him

>>76716638
Prince Naseem was top quality entertainment desu

Too many fuckkn pussy boys ITT

You know I'd heem you into oblivion, chat shit over your Mongolian basket weaving forums all you like

http://i.4cdn.org/sp/1498786948406.webm
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Irish people are weird and dumbfucks

>>76716630
He must be drinking

dont care about boxing

stop posting it

>>76716672
come on now there's no need to get violent - YARGH - who goes there?

>>76716683
Based beto speaking the truth

Can always rely on you for some schizophrenic wisdom

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnC8sRqyIb0

the goat

>>76716641
Put those guns away homie

Do you have 10 minutes to talk about our Lord and saviour Kek?

i've fought - OOOO - mudcrabs more fearsome than you

Kek !!!

>>76716641
Woah... He looks like an animu girl..

>>76716711
hope you're not kekistani josie
that'd be very grim

YOU ELVES ARE ALL THE SAME
ALL FLASH
AND NOOOOOO FURY gurk

I was honestly hopeing for something a little more in the way of nitty-gritty computer stuff and not pictures of your teddy bears. But being hacked can feel uncomfortable and then it's nice to have teddys to make you feel comfortable. It's also nice to have a professional that you can go and talk to who has nothing to do with the internet. Some people here (not many) but some of the people here can tend to be mean and might not have your best interests in mind.

>>76716733
didnt read a word

>>76716711
Shadilay and God emperor trump bless

>>76716641
why is he representing 4 in binary on his fingers?

A fight between pirates and micks would be a win win for the rest of the world

>>76716724
>>>76716711 (You)
>hope you're not kekistani josie
>that'd be very grim
No just having a laf
Im a christianstani

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>A fight between pirates and micks would be a win win for the rest of the world

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VLWBVpL23k

the other goat

If you've got to travel, then by the Nine Divines stay on the road! It's the Daedra, you see.

Any news from the other provinces?
*OOMPH*
*UNGHHHH*
*ARGHHHHHH*

We're not ever getting gfs, are we lads?

>>76716702
holy shit

>>76716778
grim

Nope we Will never get any

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>>76716783

>>76716795
Speak for yourself el virgiANO

what should i do a jizz to?

>>76716795
/brit/ meet up in Cabo when?

I knew it! I knew you were Hollow. Well, another addition to the family.

Once....when i was a little girl in France.... we used to pick pretty daisies

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rate my gf's arse

>>76716829
brap

>>76716829
gimme a sniff

That's not ur gf

>>76716832
Stop

>>76716839
brup

>>76716839
*sniffs*
quite pungent mdear

Parp

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BjBtPToV6I

>>76716829
https://www.t-51.com/ashley-emma-2017-06-29/

Dumb frogposter

Which one of you lads is this?

https://twitter.com/knockoutxo/status/881070792959598592

fucks sake it's starting to be daylight outside i forgot to sleep again hahahahaha
what am a like x

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*takes you out into the woods*
*bums u*

night lads lads lads untZ untz untZ

Just know I'd batter every one of you into a pulp with ease because I'm physically superior to all of you

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Thoughts?

Captcha: oints 100

>Ointments

>>76716885
Are the birdcucks up?

>>76716898
DISGUSTING

janitor please

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>>76716900
how come he don't want me man?

>That feel when you want to punch your uncles dead

>>76716906
the very beginnings of them yes

>>76716865
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxfpR02g404

boxing

>>76716899
Don't be hungover for mass tomorrow (today) Seamus

>>76716898
Moooooooooooooooooooooooooods ;_;

Cut the crap, alralro

>>76716933
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BFeY5aC06k

>>76716885
11 days past june 21st
It can only get better.

>>76716939
Wouldn't let the parish down lad

>>76716948
you're not homophobic are you

Hey post toot

Hey G would you get me a Cornetto?

>>76716900
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fny99f8amM

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>>76716957
Good lad

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the nu commie fu

hey how about no?

are any of you man enough to fly to america and beat my ass

>>76716955
https://youtu.be/0zm0pa_voRQ?t=27s

Post it

need to move to catholic country that is also white

thinking ireland or quebec desu

>>76716991
do you pay the ticket?
how strong are you?

siri whos the best sonic character

Do the hipster Brits follow baseball like the hipster Yanks follow soccer here?

>>76716991
im so man enough just put your arse up to the screen and ill put my foot through both it and your arsehole

>>76717012
You have asked for my answer and I speak it true
The best Sonic character is Sonichu for his arms are not blue

>>76717006
it's actually pronounced kwebec.

This is a Christian general

>>76717019
nah, nfl if anything

>Faaz...paki....dinok!
Why were the Draugr so racist?

>>76717032
*catholic

>>76717032
wrong

>>76717012
>tfw cortana actually has a jedi easter egg

This is a secular general

>>76717039
Lame

>>76717019
I had a nerd friend who followed NBA on Canal+

Another nana disappeared
So the grandson carries the cage
And nana's never coming back
So come inside the cage and become nana's shade

>>76717040
do you have an alcohol problem or something josie? why do you post so much inane trite

This is an scene kid general

Toot poster doesn't post it yet

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>>76717032
#DefendEurope

>>76717067
Does he have a team or just follows it in general?

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>blue arms

>>76717031
i'm aware thanks x

>>76717072
Bored and confined indoors
Just brainstorming posts desu

>>76717041
>>76717032
ok so whats the difference between christians and catholics i dont understand

>>76717065
nfl was on the up a few years ago actually dont know where that went it's tailed off a bit

>>76717097
kek fair enough

>>76717087
He sure had a team. Maybe the one where Tony frenchman Parker played.

This is a Neoplatonist general.

>>76717100
Catholics are Christians, they follow the teachings of Jebus

However, Jebus started the Catholic church so its the one true religion and everyone else will burn in hell

This is a shia general

I switch from depression to murderous rage. Nothing inbetween.

>>76717138
>shite
you aint no muslim bruv

>>76717138
kuffar

>>76717111
San Antonio Spurs I believe

gf keeps sending me nazi marches and telling me to make white babies with her

Screen just went orange

>>76717165
yes

>>76717168
lucky. You can't handle a baby?

find it odd how california is a hotbed of neo nazi activity considering it's a majority mexican state

wouldve thought the nazis would be in places such as vermont and montana that are like 99% white

just got back from the club
disappointing sesh this time, all i got was a middle finger from some ugly chink birds

>>76717180
To save your eyes, my child.

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MENTIONED

>>76717199
So is it Nutella time?

You are /Brit/'s worst poster

techno is

>>76717199
grim

>>76717223
who

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Brits, can you tell your whores to tone it down? We have reports from mayors that cunts are walking around in thongs half the time and treating the natives like crap. Have your people no decency?

>>76717220
nah
having a runtwich (bread with a slice of cheddar) and a cup of tea

>>76717243
did your m8s score?

You know when something reflective catches the light and you start projecting it onto the wall and behind the teacher or whatever
I used to think your ruler had to absorb enough light to start unleashing it

>>76717186
aren't there loads of nazis in the north-west
anyway california has plenty of middle class racist types; the base for nazism

>>76717256
nah, I'm the only one who ever scores

>>76717238
A fucking pinneaple haahhahaha

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>>76717259

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>>76717220
>tfw croissant sammie with Nutella

actually IM /brit/'s worst poster. no one's made as many terrible posts as i have, no one ever will.

>>76717238
Nice

>>76717282
t. Bradleyposter

find it amusing that the whole concept of the nation of islam can be traced to some idiot mixing up "melanin" and "melatonin"

/brit/ is a papist general

/brit/'s best poster reporting in

>>76717261
no that's more "the gubbermint is comin for muh guns!" types

also the california neo nazis are poor whites they're not middle class
middle class whites live in all white enclaves and don't engage in criminal behaviour like beating up people cause they're brown

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>>76717279
Like this?

For some time I only ate Nutella, 200g/day, buying it at midnight. Met a beggar/waiter, almost homeless, who did the same every night after his night shift.

Saw him by chance beg in the metro recently, like 2 years later. He really has a way with begging. He's clean, soft-spoken. A working poor.

>>76717326
stone thyself knave

PENIS PENIS PEENISS XD

>>76717305
wat

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>>76717032
Umm try again sweetie, this is a Pagan general. xx

>>76717347
see >>76717278

Post toot!!!

>>76717278
You take your horny little ass and you find yakub and you find yakub and you find yakub and you find yakub

christ look at the names of these students
https://isi.jhu.edu/research/student-projects-completed-2016-2017/

>>76717086
Christians are the ones who run the refugee camps and programs. HOWLING right now.

>>76717335
Yea like that

Did you give him a sandwich?

Grimmest thing just happened
Mum just had a go at me for playing vidya and browsing Brit all night and sleeping all day and not working or anything

hate coming home from uni for the summer

doing a /gif/ browse

>>76717396
hello me

Unless I'm mistaken, the penis is meant to go into the vagina, then out of the vagina, then in again, then out again, in, then out, back in, out, in ,out, in, out, in, out, in, out, in,out, in, out, in and then back out again when you've had enough?

poopoo
peepee
penis
vagina
butt

/brit/ is a manichean general

*does the hokey cokey*

*opens my eleventh eye*

>>76717379
Nah I thought I did my best displaying myself, on a very posh line, as the friend of a beggar. I said hi and asked for news.
He can't get a room, so all his pay goes for the hotel bills.
I asked him for a waiter gig once, but I didn't have the guts to call, as I had never done this.

How do I explain to my mother I broke laptop by spilling a can of beer on it
Could buy a new one and pretend noting happened

/brit/ is a manchild general

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>>76717378
Really? That's sad. Jesus was not a cuck, he was a real bull.

>>76717459
Basically this

just wanked myself into another dimension over this
http://www.myvidster.com/video/98437647/HS_Introducing_Cole_Turner_-_Cole_Turner_Joey_Mills

/Brit/ is a contrarian general

>>76717396
wow, someone loves you.

/brit/ is an anonymous WhatsApp group chat with the lads

You are shitting up this general with your pathetic posts

>>76717449
You've never waited?

>>76717502
Who is this directed at

Why does this general have so few actual British posters?

>>76717502
report this gay porn>>76717485

>>76717499
Basically this too

/brit/ is pretty much just my blog

>>76717471
>love thy neighbor
>turn the other cheek
>give to the poor

>>76716329
?

>>76717423
You either cum in the condom or somewhere on her body.

>>76717505
no. Thought I would give it a shot as I needed money, but couldn't decide on pretending I was experienced or being ridiculous saying I was a n00b.
Have you?

>>76717525
Inquisition?

>>76717358
I'll see you in hell.

Captcha: Calle cromwell

Now we have two toot posters

gay porn isnt gay until you know the actors identify as male

>>76717516
because it's 5am?

>>76717516
because 4chan is an american website for american anime fans

if you want lots of british people go to britfa.gs

never under any circumstances go to britfa.gs

>>76717528
Naw I've never waited but I worked in a deli/sandwich shop in high school and did over the counter work

https://www.usajobs.gov/Search/?k=cyber
hmm... but cybersecurity is a meme, you just set up ip tables... easy money i guess

>>76717526
When two are uploaded at the same time the thumbnail is sometimes the same

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really, fuck you.

>>76717545
What is toot

>>76717572
post toot

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh he posted toot ahahahahha i can't believe it

TOOOOOOOOOOOT

>>76717516
It's 5am here mate

post toot

>>76717516
immigration from pakistan

>>76717570
ooooh ok
thanks for clearing it up for me m8

NUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>76717582
this>>76717572 is what he calls toot

dunno why he calls her toot her name is betty boop

Finland? More like BINland

>>76717553
fuck it's actually a thing?

Yelle (cocorico) >>10636

>>76717634

Nu

>>76717331
>middle class whites live in all white enclaves and don't engage in criminal behaviour like beating up people cause they're brown
true, but then they go and vote for trump

>>76716321
brit puh'leeeeeease.