/brit/

>>76715037
love aisha
hate anime

simple as

Hi lads. It's me, famous poster bucks, and I've got a very simple point to make:
Babies are ugly cunts and irresponsible tarts who get knocked up against better judgement or raped should not be allowed to inflict their grotesque mistakes on the rest of the world.
My sinuses are ripe with vomit

take psychedelics you morons

>>76715037

i'd dig my cock so far into that cunt whom'vs'ted ever would pull it out would be crowned King of England.

>>76715063
joise post elbow

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Aaaaaaasrghhhh

>reddit flags broke again
ffs

abortions - literally fine

>>76715065
dude
drugs
lol

>This non conscious proto being who has the potential to become a conscious contributive human should be denied an existence because I'm a selfish whore who don't care about nobody but me n my vagina to which I am entitled to use as irresponsibly as I like :))

>>76715063
Have you seen the new Pirates of the caribean

aisha is attractive but dumb

wish i wasn't british

wish i was something fun like cuban

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>Aaaaaaasrghhhh

Hahahahahaha pirates

>>76715097
what exactly is being denied an existence? how can a nonconscious sack of cells be denied anything?

>>76715097
>has the potential to become
woah... the right-wing refining their arguments
never thought i'd see the day

need my passport to get a handgun and just found out my mom still has it and never told me. why would you keep someone's passport without telling them you have it

babestation

>>76715088
>using reddit flags

sort yourself out mate

>>76715097
it's lifeless flesh
if you think life is so absolutely valuable why arent you out raping women to maximize child output

>late night
>its barely 6:52 pm

76715128
Wtf is wrong with you

>>76715122
babystation

>>76715128
Nice

Abortions? Love em
Eugenics? Love it
Class A drugs? Love em
Treatment for addicts? Hate it, hate it (they should be used for hard labour and then released into the grampian mountains)

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cease butchering zygotes

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>babestation

>>76715037
bet she has a roastie fanny

>>76715147
*asks for your hand in marriage*

>>76715128
on the phone to the authorities
enjoy nauru

>>76715153
bet she's never had sex

>>76715037

need a STICC gf

stop killing the babydem

>>76715122

is alicia on

>>76715117
Given a very very short amount of time (one month before pregnancy) the brain of the potential being will have developed enough for them to be considered a complex living organism. To deny them their existence at this stage or earlier is criminal.

>>76715152
fuckin hell whats this specimen

>>76715118
that argument was used against you in your very first "eating meat is evil but murder isn't" argument

you diverted away from it by saying "ah but cows are already alive and therefore it's more evil than denying an actual human life" remember? because i do. and i'll always be here to make sure everyone knows how fucking spastic you are.


except for right now, because i'm going to bed and don't care to listen to cry for another couple of hours before giving up and crying some more about being embarrassed so hard

just wanked lads, now i'm a mass murderer because i killed millions of potential conscious contributive humans

>>76715175
ah yes the old goal post move

>>76715153

no...

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>>76715153
>>76715162
looks tight but im not sure if this is either aisha or sara

>>76715157
Fiver and a cornetto and you have a deal

>>76715106
Yh was well good but a bit shit

>>76715152
he's watching babestation in heaven now x

wouldn't actually care if fetuses were conscious, just let women abort them if they want
mad that men actually care about stopping abortion

>>76715122
is it me or is are preeti looking rough these days

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>>76715158

I'M WARNIN YOU CUNT
PUT THE WILLY AWAY

Why are you posting pics of yourself

>>76715147
Wouldn't mind dosing you up with mephadrone to use as my submissive brain damaged junkie sex toy LMAO!

>>76715192
sara is a T H I C C bitch that is defo not her

>>76715198
christmongs live in a fantasy world

>>76715187
proofs?

su > aisha
if you ever feel like posting aisha, post su instead

make all the pro-lifers look after babies and see if they don't wanna raise the term limit to 4 years old

>>76715196
apparently they're going to do another one but without johnny depp

>>76715106
yea it's great

>>76715208
kek wtf is this from

looking for a comfy documentary lads

will actually watchit

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Ass

>>76715181
https://youtu.be/Z4inFIO1wSM

>>76715219
;)

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https://twitter.com/SteveDawson0972/status/753554335552995328

>this is the babestationposter

>>76715229
https://youtu.be/wav_Bfhb5Tw

>>76715186
>murderer doesn't know the difference between a gamete and a zygote
classic

>>76715225
good, fuck him, jack is the worst part of the movies

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STOP

KILLING

BABIES

>>76715228
Legend has it this is the last thing the Australian military saw before being pounded into dust.

>>76715225
Dont believe you hes the only reason theyre still made

>>76715212
Need you out of business

>>76715257
Deals off sorry

a fag, a cup of tea and a wank lads

Canny bate it wih a shtick

listening to a wee bit of kodak black before bed xx

WAHEYYYY

>>76715250
not very comfy man

coke comedown here

>zygote
>a diploid cell resulting from the fusion of two haploid gametes
ah yes...i see how one is a life and one is not

>>76715262

really need the bollocks pounded into dust by an spirit abokangaroo

I am getting scared of him :s

>>76715201
putting on weight but it doesn't really bother me

>>76715296
Hey Mexico

>>76715288
umm if you take the zygote and put it in a bed with some lucozade it will actually become a uni professor sweety

>>76715288
well they both constitute life

>>76715278
LAD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvaJ7QlhH0g

>the leaf literally doesn't understand the difference between a gamete and a zygote and had to Google what they meant
HOWLING

Mods should ban him if he post his penis

>>76715174
doe she do a lot of nights?

>>76715247
Hahahahaha

https://twitter.com/SteveDawson0972/status/842477976398843905

>>76715285
https://youtu.be/7EnWiGYT1g4

Gametes are from venus, zygotes are from mars

>>76715288
How can you not? The gamete cells can't produce anything sentient on their own but when they form a zygote this I obviously the earliest developmental stage for a human life form.

is testicle destruction murder?

>>76715321
in fact i did know the difference and simply decided to use a quote instead of my own words

>>76715333
about a year ago she did, dont think so any more but she was on a few days ago

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qt twink in the distance.. does he know im wet

meat is murder
abortion is fine
you literally cannot refute this

>>76715344
the zygote also can't produce anything sentient on its own, it needs to develop in a womb

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>>76715334
https://twitter.com/SteveDawson0972/status/837691848210726913

>>76715360

unhygienic as fuck i hope you get hpv

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paki circlefu

>>76715360
Stop being a fucking fruit before I spark you out you rodentlike unicellular non sentient rat creature

Change your sexuality NOW you slimy erroneous mollusc

Zygoat: baaaah!

Ganesh: bleeeerrrrrrr

>>76715247
>>76715334
>likes caty cole
>hates pakis
top lad this guy

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>when rorke tries to claim he's educated

Zygote the cat: im eating spaghetti
Gameter the dog: stop it garfield

Who is rorke

>>76715371
What a fucking stupid thing to say. Where do you think the sperms going? Up some lads fucking boipucci? Of course it's landing up in the womb and from that point on its human. (are IVF babies less human than natural babies?!?)

>>76715412
>caty cole
shes not paki is she

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*causes the world transformation*

>>76715427
Greatest ally

>>76715427
It's me. How do you do? Fukig pakis

>>76715427
t. mexirorke

>>76715427
es un pinche racista

>>76715427

u called?

currently experiencing heart pains

Babies are babies

Little runty amoebas arent babies
If youre pro life i hope youre vegetarian too

>>76715433
i can't glean anything out of this incoherent mess of a post

>>76715427
t. resident overweight schizophrenic latino runtoidlet

booooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurns the wiiiiiiiiiiitch

5 replies on a row WTF

>>76715471
Are you saying "Boourns"?

>>76715462
dont care about other animals
love humans

not specist just like my species more

>>76715427

me

just had some 'ZA and some FRENCH cheese and some DUTCH beer and petted my POLISH kots
enjoying this while i can before brexitards eternally ruin things for everyone

POOnited PEEdom of SHART SHITain and FARThern CRAPland

>>76715433
>up some lads fucking boipucci?
hopefully
women are gay

>>76715488
Bad christian

@76715476

not anymore paco

>>76715461
plenty more fish in the sea xx

>>76715503
what

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>>76715434
no. scottish

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Rec me some mech anime lads

>>76715516
almost worse (almost)

>>76715516

just as bad

not racist but all the phoriners need to go back to where they came from

l>>76715515
what

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cant get enough of this Maltese bint

shall i do it lads

reading wikipedia in scots cos i can't speak english

>>76715521
evangelion (while on acid)

why are black people so good at music lads

>>76715523
>>76715526
fuck off

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrEPgrU_8zA

REALLY enjoy this maymay

>>76715550
in their blood

>A pair of my sisters jeans were left on my bed, I thought it was possible that they were left there intentionally as a reference to last week when my sister joked I couldn’t fit into her jeans, we were talking about weight. So naturally I put them on as I could pass it off as humorous, they were size 10 and from Next. My mum was the first to see me, she didn’t notice anything until I pointed it out, she was cruel, said I looked like a “wuss” and threatened me if I ever wore anything like that again. My sister just remarked “what the fuck”, she thought those jeans were mine, that’s why she left them on my bed

Lmao
Lmao
Lmao
Lmao
Lmao

>>76715523
>>76715526
her voice is adorable

>>76715540
No if you're going to spend 70 quid on pointless shit send it to my place because I'm struggling to pay the bills and I'll send you a vid of the gf

>>76715552
get tae fuck

>>76715268
It's true I read it in the newspaper
Younger fans apparently prefer the new stars

>>76715550
djin follow them around

>>76715550
They invented jazz, the greatest American invention since peanut butter

Do baseball teams play a game every day?

Kill yourselves fucking scumbags

>>76715587
They have 168 game seasons

porque tan enfadado beto?

>>76715582
Younger fans can fuck off to playgroup, without jack and barbossa it wont be kino

>>76715587
They usually take a day off for travel every 8ish games

>>76715593
thoughts on despacito

>>76715612
barbossa is an infinitely more interesting character than le silly ambiguously gendered pirate

baseball: the sport people play whilst eating

I'm a practitioner of west African black magic (deja vu, voodoo, Jamais vu and juju)

Would anyone like to hear a ghastly incantation ?

>>76715516
she's on studio 66 right now

Nothing interesting is happening

>>76715582
nah depp really made the films

>>76715607
The fuck? Why?

>>76715630
ground zeroes had some good side ops

>>76715635
where in mexico are you beto? mexico city?

>>76715655
Juarez

Fuck Off MI6

*watches the gamerunts*

>>76715642
cos it's not tiring and more games = more money

>>76715626
Yh jack has been written by shithead scumfuk dikhed bolok twats since 2012
Cotbp jack was the best character ever created, he needs to be playing 8d chess with everyone and a dashing ruthless miscreant

>>76715666
if i was mi6 i wouldnt ask

>>76715642
Not am expert but I think it's because baseball is a more random sport so they have to play lots of games to really determine who's better

>>76715676
exactly what mi6 would say

>>76715571

sounds like your a sissy boi in the making

do you like black cock?

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>Cotbp

>>76715670
Jack's character was terrible in the latest one
He was just a horny drunk and Johnny Depp really phoned it in with the performance

Babies cant talk
Theres honestly nothing wrong with killing babies after giving birth to them

>>76715670
Josie hearns the way you weave words together pleases my retinas :))

MI6 is Made up of losers

>>76715709
by that logic sperm are humans..

>>76715689
>>76715709
convinced me

yeah i'm shooting babies, cuz they ain't got no voice
i'm a pro, i call it pro choice

>>76715689
Did your grandma send you this?

>>76715577
scottish people were a mistake. crawl back into the oceon you primordial sludge.

>>76715630
>no santeria

dropped

>have a wank
>You're now a mass murderer

>>76715716
Glad someone can enjoy this crampy vomity hellda

>>76715710
Yh was a twat

>>76715702
No poleacunt lives for white cock

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1498475883745.webm

MÜÜÜÜḦ DICK HOLY FUCK
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWÖOOOOOOOOOOOOO
HOLY SHIT

>>76715752
Ye can buck aff an aw.

>>76715770
hot

Babies are thick as pigshit, they cant even do basic maths

>>76715770
why did I open this

>>76715769
josie post willy

>>76715770
hehe
braaaaaaaaap

even if babies were sentient, it wouldn't be unethical to abort them since it's impossible for anyone already born to be aborted. It's impossible for any of us to experience that since babies cant do unto us.

>>76715770
thanks this just got me fired

Make a new

>>76715770
The West is a fucking load of shit. Bring on Islam

>>76715803
Willy
Lol

>>76715037
You have not lived until you have sat in an M5

>>76715813
*fetuses

>>76715818
mash'allah brother

*listens to drum & bass*

>>76715796
Nowt can I love >:(

flabbergasts me that there are runts who think of british english as the real english
reckon these types also overuse the word 'whom'

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>"The West is a fucking load of shit. Bring on Islam"

Ive sat in an MI5

>>76715836
Whats 2 plus 2

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Love feet
Simple as

>>76715825
i was sat on the m5 last week
does that count?

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>*listens to drum & bass*

>>76715865
i don't look like this

>>76715857
i really want anita to roundhouse my ballbag

>>76715867
Proofs

>>76715857
reminds me of the chloe moretz meme

might touch the gf's fanny while shes asleep
thoughts?

Hate the M50

>>76715890
Desklad?

aussie on the bus
show me your cock, I'm rock hard right now

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New poster here. First day. Name's Ross.

>>76715890
Weirdo.

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https://twitter.com/SantiniHoudini/status/879490218700746752

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>>76715881
w-well, t-this is me...

>>76715903
fuck off benders out

>>76715864
nah lad

>>76715903
bit gay

>>76715890
nah

>>76715904
Hello Ross. I am J. A. M. What is gwarning?

>>76715909
nah you fuck off I want this lad's cock right now

>>76715902
nah i'm houselad (people call me that because i live in a house)

>>76715894
..B25?

orchestrating a dab

Me muder keeps trying to peddle three month oot of date chicken and other spoiled wares on me, times are tough soon well be munching taties for breakfast lunch n dinner

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Me and the lads

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How do I find a qt Jewish gf in this godforsaken hellhole of a country?

>>76715934
Hate it

>>76715948

lay a few pennies in your driveway

if god were a benevolent figure it would have put me out of my misery by now

>>76715950
my lad is running 2 bar of boost on one
holds up decently

>>76715948
Go to Stamford Hill

>>76715968
he has a plan for us all

>>76715932
:(

I miss Desklad

The queen the king the suck the fuck the tick the tock the lick the lock the kick the cock

>>76715948
look in the cupboard

>>76715948
golders green

anyone secretly want a feminist to just grab your bollocks and plow your arse with a strapon

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Don't think I can go on anymore lads

>>76716004
not really

>>76715974
im sure he just randomises or leaves the default setting for most of us

i be on the streets tryna re
they tryna get a retweet

>>76715972
God its so long
Hate it
Well tis alright like but nowt to look at

Stay woke

Nighas creepin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suubZERJafc

absolute club classic

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*blocks your path*

>>76716004
Would love of Josie did that to me

>>76716013
all these ring traps no naps
why wont they let me sleep

>>76716026
real niBBa hours who up

hives every day
nothing tastes right
tummy's sore
just wanna go to sleep and not wake up

will be really fucking annoyed if this bus wanker doesn't get his cock out after all this fucking teasing

God I wish that were me...

do you man rate barbara palvin

Ive soiled my sheets

>>76716042
>>76716013
section

so why are you all awake. is it cos its 5 hours earlier on your "island"

>>76716085
yes since brexit we moved into the middle of the Atlantic

Boi

The way I feel, sometimes it too hard to stand still, things are too passionate too real

>>76716079
With what

>>76716085
Is it cos i is black

broad road

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>>76716085

>>76716085
Same reason you are

>>76716085
waiting for the manny fight and im unwell so sleeping wont be easy

>>76716085
why are you

if every briton (white, black, asian, muslim, what have you) got a paddle and took up a spot along the coast could they move the island?

>>76716098
Soil

>>76716116
>manny fight
jesus
you don't actually watch grown men punch each other for fun do you?

>>76716126
No

>you don't actually watch grown men punch each other for fun do you?

i have no fucking hat in my hat folder big enough for this post

>>76716131
yeah i do

people who watch boxing, mma or any of the other manpunch sports literally deserve to be burned alive

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>>76716137
*lends you my hat*

>>76716134
seems rather defeatist of you

>>76716150
*manpunches you*

I dont have time for watching combat sports, too busy fighting my foes in the real world

>>76716139
>>76716137
alright deano you gassed for the fight yea?

*wassup with this meme*

>>76716150
can tell you're a runt

want to watch season 3 of peaky bloindahs but its been so long since i seen the first 2 that ive forgot everything and i can't be arsed starting over from the beginning
what do

>>76716176
why are you so intimidated by this

brush that chip off your shoulder you little worm, its pathetic

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>>76716131
Wow. Just wow.

>>76716171
Are you still a NEET

>>76716176
fuck off

*annihilates beto by cannonade and cutlass and all manner of remorseless pieces of metal*

just gonna pay to watch 2 sweaty, muscular men battle it out in a competition of bodily strength and stamina
homoerotic? nah mate it's a laugh

Just don't tell the Jan man

>>76716185
>>76716185
>>76716185

>>76716195
synopsis/recap of each series

:-)

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kek that mexican is still here

>>76716195
read synopsis on wiki

>>76716217
>pay


imagine being such a girl that the instant you hear someone watches boxing you start freaking out

did i go out: yes
did i get pissed: yes
did i dance with girls: yes
did i abandon my friends to dance alone to hope more girls approached me: yes
did a certain couple of girls dance right next to me a suspicious number of times: yes
did i pull: no
starting to think clubbing isnt my thing lads