the gfs edition
hate spirits
hate beer
love Kopparberg Mixed Fruits cider
simple as
TOIL TOMORROW
Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl who claims that
I am the one
But the kid is not my son
Aaaaaaaarghhhhh
>>76712367
Good post
@neoliberals if you're here pls respond
lolololl my friend at UEA who browses he occasionally has sent me nudes of aisha. she is skinny is fuckk...
ri
>>76712365
>Michael Jackson and his wife's son
>Aaaaaaaarghhhhh
>parents
hate banter
hate pints
hate football
love Corbyn
>>76712373
hello
>>76712374
post them
>>76712374
shant be believing this
'
>>76712373
shes mine piss off
>thought i'd finally weathered through hayfever
>spent all of today out and about gallavanting
>a few hours later and can no longer use my nostrils for respiration.
babestation
>shes mine piss off
>>76712421
Who's on tonight?
>+ craigslist
>lolololl my friend at UEA who browses he occasionally has sent me nudes of aisha. she is skinny is fuckk...
need a tiny scottish gf
i bet the commie slugs post here desu
>>76712421
is alicia on
>>76712416
unique and abstract post
9/10
Pirate memes are a bit funny
>>76712369
>there would be no reason for the government to send out search teams to get migrants who were just coming to exploit the wage differential between the UK and their home cunt
Maximise "diversity" for a more "tolerant" society.
>>76712407
lol ok ill post it temporarily, phone just ran out of charge tho give me 5. decent looking snatch
>Pirate memes are a bit funny
MY EYES HAVE SEEN THE GLORY OF THE TRAMPLING AT THE ZOO
WE WASHED OUR HANDS IN NIGGERS BLOOD AND ALL THE MONGRELS TOO
WE'RE TAKING DOWN THE ZOG MACHINE, JEW BY JEW BY JEW
THE WHITE MAN MARCHES ON
>and then all of a sudden your friends just abandon you and leave you with a bunch of like, 10 rugby players, uh oh!
>my knickers fell off and i fell on a penis, or 10!
>and one went in my mouth
>and one went in my bum
>then 2 went in my mouth!
>+ work 1 day/week
>>76712373
the average twitter user is painfully unintelligent
>>76712453
is this supposed to be funny?
Shittung guts out
getting >tfw no gf pretty hard right now
>>76712481
/brit/ isn't much better, a few flat earthers post here.
seriously how do i get the dignitas death drink in this country
it's the most humane way to die
Dumb pirate frogposter hahaha
>>76712465
>>76712494
hey i get that every moment of every day hahaha
>>76712433
kayleigh, priya, olivia berzinc and dannii harwood
caty cole and lola on studio 66
>>76712490
are you the runt who said you'd be here to laugh when the lions lost?
*unzips dick*
>>76712494
never even kissed a girl and i'm nearly 30 lmao
skulling tinnies and crunching darts is what I'm about
>Dumb pirate frogposter hahaha
wearing a skirt
>>76712445
hopefully soon
>>76712545
pics x
>>76712450
you're thick.
poor immigrants would come anyway - there is an infinite supply of people on wages below the UK's minimum - there is very little point in sending a search team to get them here, because once they know they can come (ie by seeing migrants before them come) that is what will signal them to come.
I doubt the british government was sending people into the slums of india, telling street sweepers about how great the UK is.
Conversely, with high-skilled workers, there is only a limited pool and therefore it actually makes sense as a policy to send out search-parties to find and entice them to come to the UK (before another country competes them away from you)
Please use a bit of critical thinking my man.
>>76712527
No dont care about fcuinkg rugby begone
>>76712469
>and then I woke up :(
BASED
BLACK
GUY
the strongest argument against democracy is a 5 minute conversation with the average voter
Same haha, i have never Kissed a girl and i dont give a fuck
>>76712554
stop jewing up the thread
>>76712549
im fucking obssesed with her lmao it's pathetic
>>76712510
the undignitas death drink
it's the least humane way to die
must really annoy rorke that actual working class people overwhelming vote for Labour
>the virgin mexican
>>76712566
*pins you down*
*has my way with you*
kissed fucking loads of girls
Bet all the labor posters are commie slags
was doing a bit of anal masturbation
i liked the sensation, until my bum hole started hurting (think it gave me hemorrhoids) and i suddenly started getting the sensation that i needed to poo.
>>76712582
more a reflection of how liberal bourgeois democracy encourages elitism and ignorance more than anything else tbqh famalam
>>76712615
>labor
fuck OY
>>76712616
Broken Britain
76712616
LOL
>>76712587
how old are you?
it's okay to have never kissed a girl depending on your age
time to go to sleep to ensure I don't break my sleeping schedule so I have a good amount of sleep for Monday and I am an efficient worker as possible to make as much money as I can for my capitalist overlords at work
>>76712615
>labor
FOY
>>76712608
Warm sackful of curdled shit
the xx
>>76712626
>>76712633
don't get how gays do it. it feels a bit nice, but like the whole time you're kind of wishing its over, because it feels simultaneously a bit uncomfortable.
>>76712601
I bet Labour cucks actually believe this lmao
Help me lads
>>76712550
>>76712554
"To rub the right's nose in diversity." That was the motive behind the immigration policy. Not improving the workforce, but "anti-racism."
>>76712650
why are you so mean brian
first kiss at 14
sex at 16
had sex with 3 different girls this year
>>76712667
say something
>>76712667
'Hi'
>>76712667
Hollis you dollis
>>76712667
Are you the vocaroo Georgie?
You Will suffer aids
>>76712621
the idea that equality is worth striving for is laughable at best and consciously nurderous at its worst
>>76712667
You too
so tragic they cut the apollo program so early. if they carried on a few more years we would have seen manned orbits of venus and mars by 1975
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUYDbDlGXqo
instead we're relying on an eccentric billionaire to send people on a free return trajectory in 2018 because he can
>>76712671
T. Unemployed speech writer
>>76712673
You just tried to harass me :(
lack of tim posting today
>>76712671
yes but with regards to the SEARCH PARTIES. As I said, that policy is not unique to the multiculturalist agenda of labour and many governments send out 'searh parties' to entice high skileld workers to come to their country.
As I said I'm fairly sure the government was at no point sending people to the slums of Lagos Nigeria, to tell people to come to britain. It simply wouldn't make sense.
why is she such a bloody difficult woman?
leave the twitter girl alone she's 14 you thick nonces
>>76712594
used to drink an even cheaper version called white storm
IIRC it was £2.10 for 2 litres at 7.5%. one of the reasons i have terrible acid reflux now.
>>76712671
stop posting this disproved shite
>>76711468
>>It's some Vietnamese guy with cerebral palsy hooked to a makeshift suspension device to prevent him from damaging his body from gyrating, as he's too poor to get treatment.
grim
i know exactly how to fix the economy and society
i am a 20 year old university student
wow haha
i am so fyvking drunk
turns out - gay bars are supet fun
who knew,????
>>76712745
she's 18
Who else here is committed to ending their life?
Fancy driving fast off beachy head, anyone wanna join me? I can't drive btw
>>76712767
fuck off (or post willy)
chrome's translate plugin won't translate finnish youtube comments
seems unfair
first thing I would do if I won the lottery would be to buy something in waitrose cos have never been there haha too poor xx
>>76712785
sounds painful
CO2 and garage sounds ok
>>76712767
More pics of that qt in the back
>>76712767
Fuck off h the helicopter
>>76712745
nah
>>76712754
strong case for euthanasia desu
funny how the right literally live in a fantasy land, never bother to check whether things are true, and then act as if they're "redpilled" because they believe in a web of lies, roughly equivalent to taking the blue pill in the matrix
>>76712767
can't be that fun since you decided to come here on your night out
>>76712795
I think I'd still be utterly miserable even if I won the lottery
>>76712752
>i believed an article by the home affairs editor of the telegraph, until an anonymous stranger baselessly claimed it had been disproved
>>76712767
You look pretty
>>76712785
beachy head is a bit disappointing in person imo
they also have a suicide squad which watches out for people and talk to yoi
>>76712587
How can you not have kissed a girl? YOU'RE MEXICAN.
I've kissed TWO Mexican girls in my life and I've never been to North, Central or South America
money can't buy you happiness but im willing to try
>funny how the right literally live in a fantasy land, never bother to check whether things are true, and then act as if they're "redpilled" because they believe in a web of lies, roughly equivalent to taking the blue pill in the matrix
>>76712828
never even met to mexican people
genuinely can't comprehend why people rage about muslims while not caring at all that there's people who haven't worked a day in their lives who are millionaires
:v
>>76712827
>Too disappointed with the suicide location to kill myself may as well go home
been tali8ng to this super cute guy whos some jinyendo communtiy amvassador or some shite
turns out he gets paid to play videogames at events all day haha, what a job
seemed a mite autistiv but he was super hot so idgaf
>>76712815
just left the bar
my friend james, like a fucking ifiot, brought nonofficial id so we couodnt get to the club i wanted to go to
all good tho, w/e
>>76712859
post
willy
>>76712803
The fall would last about 6 seconds and then it's instant death as you smash into the rocks 550ft below at approx 120mph
>>76712859
You gay?
>>76712859
Pics of your adventures for the lads
>>76712859
wow tell me more
>>76712859
aisha????
>>76712849
One was at uni, we lived next to a student accomm that was basically reserved for international students. They always had bit international student society (dunno if thats a thing) parties and they always invited us. The other one was in New Zealand
>>76712850
could have something to do with crime, terrorism, history of islamic takeovers
funny how the left make all kinds of claims about "lies" and "stupidity" and "evidence" without ever actually presenting any kind of argument beyond smears and insults
am 18 and never been asked for ID lmao
>>76712874
sounds way too dramatic
but sounds pretty quick + probably no body left behind (which is preferable)
Am I white?
>>76712526
dannii is great for "accidently" showing fanny
check out 3:15
https://www.t-51.com/dannii-harwood-2017-06-29
>>76712901
>politifact
>reality check
yet rorkes dismiss these because reality has a left wing bias
WHO ATE ALL THE PIES
>>76712913
whiteish
>>76712850
can't comprehend why people would care that other people have lots of money desu
>>76712901
i've noticed. pseuds the lot of them
>>76712893
you've never been caused any harm by a muslim, you have them because the people in power use TV to distract you from your real enemy, the rich
sat here shivering in july, southerners will never know this feel
>>76712850
When idle millionaires are gang raping little girls on an industrial scale, mass murdering civilians and planning to enslave the country, then I'll be equally mad at them.
>>76712827
can't stop my hired ford fiesta though can they
>>76712913
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHSNZK4Je-Y
>>76712913
you look like mexican h3h3
>>76712706
executing elites who think they're better than everyone is good
can't stop sneezing lads wtf
This Hollis is fucking peng
>>76712927
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_lKgkMHg8U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_lKgkMHg8U
check out this banging poster ahagqhaha
want it for my wall
>>76712885
uhhh
its the first time ive gone out for like 2 months (had exams) and the first time ive ever been to a fay bar
there was this giy whi kept touvhing my hair and i had to tell him to fufk offf but totherwise ive had a proper good tome like
even kissed this cute french boy from Lyons haha
get cucked frenchies
>>76712920
>those disgusting fake tits her daddy probably bought her
>>76712961
Charge your phone!
>i hate muslims but am tolerant of other organised religion, however batshit
>i support lower taxes for the very very rich
how do these lads not realise they've been goy'd harder than hollywood
>>76712961
right tart
>>76712950
h3h3 mentioned
>>76712319
Moved to Canada a week ago and it's far better than the shitty UK. Small, dirty, cold, wet, poor, and to top it off, filthy slags of women. Good riddance.
Truly, Canada is the land of QTs.
>>76712953
>basic spelling fail
Yeah I'mma go ahead and say that was a Rorke
Canada is a gay country
>represents 132 in binary on my hands
*rams my shoulder into your head*
why is russia so cool
>>76712982
uneducated morons and societal rejects and failures in life basically the entire right wing supporter base summed up
>>76712958
no it's not
murdering people based on how they view themselves in relation to others is not good at all in fact it is wrong
>>76713015
aesthetic
>>76712982
>>76713016
fuck off rasheeds
>>76713014
i was playing basketball with kids at my internship and the 6'4 black guy rammed into me multiple times, bruised me, and whined about me fouling him each time just because i stood there and didn't let him knock me out of the way. wondered if i was actually fouling him at the time but i realize now he's just a dick
>>76712938
plenty of girls all over the country who can't say the same
weren't millionaires who gangraped them
weren't millionaires trucking people left and right in france, germany england
it's not millionaires coming here acting like they're still in their home country, trashing the place that gives them more than their home country could ever give them
muslims are ungrateful criminal scum
hope you get enriched some day, will serve you right
>>76712850
don't think the millionaire is going to start driving a van through pedestrians and then stab people or detonate a nail bomb in a crowd of children
Business idea: Execute the elites AND Muslims
>>76713054
>>76712910
i think they usually find the bodies, but i guess if you did it at high tide you might get washed out to sea and never found
it was the wealthy elite that encouraged the destabilisation of the middle east and created terrorism
Would LOVE to fuck Felicity Kendall in her Good Life years
>>76712982
muslims spread terrorism
want lower taxes for everyone not just the super rich
not a fan of big government
>>76713059
wahhabists and the gulf monarchies, yeah
the average muslim is fairly poor and doesn't hold much power in any sense
>>76712850
Why not both?
had 6mg of xanax and loads of jack daniels and i'm feeling absolutely nothing wtf
>>76713054
bit stupid to generalise
Why in cop movie does the police department get gutted when the fbi come in and take over the scenee
i would be buzzing if someone walked into my work and was like don't work on this anymore this is my thing now
>>76713101
don't believe you
>>76713059
How could you leave out the blacks?
>>76713107
wonder how many lebanese leftists said this before Lebanon turned into an islamic shithole
Reminder to fuck off if you came here in 2014.
>>76713101
you will literally die in your sleep lad
mixing benzos and alcohol is never a good idea
you deserve death
>>76713117
My name is Jeff
tfw no french gf
>>76713123
>islamist shithole
>constitutionally enforced diversity
what?
>>76712982
when was the last time sikhs or hindus bombed the UK?
people insult shitskin religions other than islam, and there isn't much reaction, because we know sikhs aren't babies who riot over cartoons. we tiptoe around islam because they're so brain damaged, they start building bombs if you name a teddy bear mohammed.
muslims do not belong in europe. preferably, we would exterminate that religion from this earth.
>>76713127
bit mean of a post
ahahaaaaaa
rom is soinnging huxbr wisjnsnjw nebd now at leasjrt
Business idea: Lower taxes for the poor and higher taxes for the rich
>>76713117
This
>>76713120
blacks in britain aren't a problem unless they're also muslim
>>76713016
Well I have a masters degree and I want all muslims killed
Pack your bags, rasheed, your days are numbered
>>76713124
What was that? Gamergate? The Fappening?
>>76713123
no doubt the islam is shit, but there's always a really weird gap between the religion and the people
like ive met some really great people who were muslim and got on well, and to think they on paper follow all that is always surreal
>>76713124
unironically started posting here 2 months ago after it got linked in /r/ukpolitics to help corbyn but stayed
>>76713124
Came here in early 2015 :^)
Something in the way she moves
>people who have more than you are your enemy
the level of delusion that some people operate under is absolutely astounding
>>76713120
blacks kill each other mostly so i'm fine with that
*dabs*
VALERIEEEVALER
IEEEE
VALERIIEEE
>>76713162
thats already a thing
>>76713162
related business idea: move my business out of the country to avoid high taxes
>>76713003
Corbyn didn't write that, he said it
And lefties try to claim they are smart lmao
>>76713176
both
>>76713148
the only thing protecting what's left of lebanese christians
Lebanon was considered the miracle of the middle-east, Beirut its Paris
that's back when it was christian
know what? why don't you find the nearest majority muslim neighbourhood you can find and move there for a while. See how it goes.
>>76713124
Are we in a bubble?
When should I sell?
>>76713127
I have mixed benzos and booze approximately 500 times mate. Sometimes with dihydrocodeine as well. You have to take truly astronomical doses to risk respiratory depression.
>>76713124
came in 2011/2012
>>76713199
racist
covfefe
>>76713181
Which Poleaboo saga was that?
any arrogant students in
Do literal billionaires actually move their businesses to another country if they have to pay a few extra tax or is it just a meme
>>76713247
'ri
ahahahahaha
luv you guys ypure like family to me in a weird fuckedip wayahahaha
feel like i can tell youguys studffj ixant tell anyone eslse x
<3
>>76713243
strange way to spell corbyn
>>76713216
I'm from Bury Park in Luton you twat
If you don't want all muslims deported, you are a traitor to this nation, to your race, to western civilisation. No ifs, no buts, no exceptions.
>>76713245
Don't remember desu, all I remember from those days is a lot more strawpolls and k-pop posting
videos are fun
perform your songs
>>76713262
off shore accounts
they dont move the entire business that would be fucking retarded
>>76713262
probably do since it should save money over time
>>76713269
Post more pics of yourself x
>>76713262
it's the threat that matters, our country is cucked by them
>>76713177
culture of origin belongs the country of origin
to be muslim in britain is to spit on britain
it's disrespectful and ungrateful
when in rome, do as the romans do or fuck off
>>76713269
The old posting like you're drunker than you really are post
Nice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7wagjF_Npc&spfreload=1
>>76713262
they wouldn't be billionaires if they paid out money they didn't need to
>>76713272
'sheed
>>76713162
Business idea: Lower taxes for the rich so they create more jobs, dismantle the welfare state since there are plenty of jobs for everyone and no excuse to sit on your arse wanking to anime instead of contributing to society, you disgusting, obese, smelly cunt
went to a party and saw my family and old family friends
didn't feel any connection to any of them
don't know what's wrong with me
ilike muslisms and aeabs tbqh
thwyrE HOT
>>76713291
hahab
ok
>>76713296
nop i really al this drunk
and im trying tornostnand walknat thesame time which ishard ssbfucj
https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=61b_1498489887
>russians
>humans
>>76713312
utterly inhumane
>>76713312
ahh yes the rich just love creating jobs don't they
definitely don't just sit on their pile of money like dragons
>'Pro Life, that's a lie, you don't care if women die'
what fucking mental gymnastics do these people jump through
pretty sure babies die a lot more from abortions than a natural womb being carried by a mother
>>76713284
a-anon i was going to finally tell you i like you today.
b-but ill leave and go back to my shithole county i-if that would make you happy ;(
>>76713312
>Lower taxes for the rich so they create more jobs
>>76713312
t. never worked a minimum wage job
>>76713312
The unemployment rate is already at its natural rate now.
No need for more jobs?
Absolute filthy tunage for the /brit/ lads here on AreTimFM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7C8xjY9H7w&list=PL7A0F417E8623D3D5
>blacks killed 700 other blacks in chicago alone last year
no marches, no protests, no riots
>one half hispanic, half jewish man kills a black in self defence
FUCK DA POLICE WE GON KILL DEM CRACKERS
IF I HAD A SON HE WUDDA LOOK LIKE TRAYVON!!1
NO JUSTICE NO PEACE
>>76713323
Are you a grill?
business idea: kick out no-tax-paying cunts like starbucks, google, facebook, etc and replace them with british-owned versions
>>76713342
none of these people care about single mothers on welfare who have to use food banks to stop themselves starving to death
>>76713343
bye
>>76713329
both have some truth to them
bill gates for example has literally saved hundreds of millions of lives with his tropical disease initiatives, thats one example of ridiculous wealth disparity actually benefitting humanity
>>76713324
ISIS?
>>76713312
>plenty of jobs for everyone and no excuse to sit on your arse wanking to anime instead of contributing to society, you disgusting, obese, smelly cunt
Love this spook.
>Work hard so you contribute to society (ie so i don't have to)
>>76713284
>you are a traitor to this nation, to your race, to western civilisation
That's a good thing, though.
>>76713324
>"russian soldiers" wearing adidas trainers
Ahh yes of course
>>76713361
>in self defence
I was with you up until here
>>76713262
large portions of it hence indian call centres and mexican car factories
>>76713364
wy would i be una gay bar ifb i wasna gurk, silly
100% XY chroekosne fornme thx
Why is he so smug?
>>76713401
because he won the election
>>76713401
planning a revolution inshallah
>>76713401
he's a far left loon that's just got complete control of his party and he didn't even have to win an election to do it
>>76713323
How old are you
>unironic creatonists on /pol/
can't believe I used to go on that board all the time, truly must have warped my mind
>>76713400
There was that cute blonde girl in the background
>>76713401
he looks like he's pulling the "smug eyebrow lift" pepe anyone got it pls post thx x
>>76713398
outsourcing doesn't happen because taxes are too high
the entire tax system could be abolished tomorrow and it would still be cheaper to have phone centres in india than in slough
imagine defending third worlders setting thirld world enclaves in your own cities
imagine thinking people who moved here because it was better that their shithole could have any positive cultural impact on their host country
imagine knowing about the STATE of muslim countries and still defending muslims
they must be mad
idea: get drunk and text my manager a willy pic
>>76713324
not comfy
>>76713432
>>76713381
i'm sure those people would have preferred to just buy their own medicine with the surplus value billy extracted from them
>>76713456
no that's not...
oh wait, yeah .. yeah that's the one.. i think
>>76713419
born 12th janurqry 1999
18
>>76713343
>alri u cunt, fancy a foreskin sandwich?
>>76713473
underage
>>76713342
women only want abortions so they can fuck chad off tinder with no repercussions
it's not about womens rights, it's all about cock
doing a jared taylor listen lads
>>76713456
guffawing
>>76713462
most of combating these diseases has nothing to do with medication and is all about combating transmission and epidemiology
>>76713481
rorkes are only anti abortion because they never have sex
simple as
>>76713390
t. labour voter
>stop being a NEET and contribute to your country while the government that hates you imports shitskins to undercut your wages
Hmmmmm
>>76713284
thank you for giving up all the values that make the west so great because you're scared of brown people
sad, you traitor to western civilisation
>the rich are taking our money!
>(when we offer it to them in exchange for the goods and services their organisation provides)
>how dare they?! this is just wrong!
>>76713507
Shan't be doing any of that
>>76713409
>>76713497
pretty sure rorkes on council estates are fathering 7 children each mate
>>76713507
not even a rasheed but don't you get bored about repeating this one point?
>>76713516
hmm yes letting trojan horses in makes us great
>brown
>people
pick 1
having a snack
>>76713538
No because I'm right
>>76713497
conservative people have significantly more children on average than leftists
>>76713500
yh lol
rorkes are anti abortion because they never had sex
rorkes are anti immigration because they have no skills
rorkes are anti-labour because... they have been goy'd VERY hard
>>76713551
yum
>>76713557
maybe they should get an abortion or two. Very sad to bring children into the world without loving, stable, financially sound families
R8 my 1 AM snack
>>76713562
fuck off globalist
>>76713584
what's the stuff in the cheese sauce? onions? mushrooms?
>>76713562
t. Tony Blair
>>76713584
octopus burger?
I don't want to leave her now
You know I believe in how
>>76713497
fuck off murderer
rorke rasheed rorke rasheed rorke rasheed rorke rasheed rorke rasheed rorke rasheed rorke rasheed rorke rasheed rorke rasheed rorke rasheed rorke rasheed rorke rasheed rorke rasheed rorke rasheed rorke rasheed rorke rasheed rorke rasheed rorke rasheed rorke rasheed rorke rasheed rorke rasheed
>>76713562
your english is getting better patel
>>76713612
*kills a small collection of non-conscious cells*
call the police mate
>t. Tony Blair
>>76713584
>>76713601
squid??
squid sandwich.... squidwich... hmmmm....
business idea: squidwiches
>>76713584
feel likwniqt qould drip aeberywhere tbqh
>>76713562
figure virgins would support abortion so they dont have to raise a wife's son
Fell asleep on the tube lads, just made it back to South hehe, gonna pick up a cheeky Macca's
>>76713597
>>76713612
mboko and rkodo
Business idea: free abortions unless the child is a white male