Day of the Leaf Edition
fuck leafs
Protect leafs
>>76711934
>independent
>still answer to the queen of england
*Queen of Canada
ftfy
>>76712558
There is no Queen of England.
Our Head of State is the Queen of Canada
一个叶子
>>76713927
are you cute chinese girl?
need Denmark
>>76714784
This isn't really that funny and wasn't funny even before everyone saw it 10000 times sweaty ;)
>This isn't really that funny and wasn't funny even before everyone saw it 10000 times sweaty ;)
LOVE that cat
>>76714834
None of those le ebin jap poster screencaps are funny
Islamaphobe here AMA
>>76714834
This
Have you ever considered nuking Canada?
>have trouble sleeping as it is because it's too fucking hot
>now there's a bunch of fireworks to make it worse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NayUVABzkAA
I invented the word "whichm'st"
Countrys we should start being friends with
1. China
2. Iran
3. Mexico
Countrys we should stop being friends with
1. Saudi Arabia
2. G*rmany
3. Pakistan
tfw if any girl demonstrated even a remote interest in me I would go out with her because I would be too afraid to let my only chance slip
http://www.latimes.com/local/education/la-me-intermediate-algebra-qa-20170630-htmlstory.html
you shouldn't even be allowed to get into college if you cant solve that
>american education
>Countrys we should start being friends with
>1. China
>>76714908
Im trying to picture the audience for this music and im coming up with nothing
>>76714976
>wh*te """""people""""
> How necessary is intermediate algebra, a high school-level course on factoring trinomials, graphing exponential functions and memorizing formulas that most non-math or science students will rarely use in everyday life or for the rest of college? A growing number of educators have challenged this long-held gold standard of math in California, particularly at a time when two-year colleges are under increasing pressure to improve completion rates. More than 3 out of 4 community college students in California cannot pass the placement exam and are forced to take one, two or more semesters of remedial math. Discouraged or frustrated, most drop out before ever earning a degree.
Fucking Chicanos.
>>76714908
I feel your pain anon...
>>76715003
me
i'm the audience
>>76714976
nani desu des
>>76714971
>Wouldn't even know where to begin solving this
>>76714976
I'm hungry
>>76714971
Fuck me i've got no idea where to start
I know X^2/X^2 cancels out so you can just take it out of the left side but i'm clueless after that
Discovered some of my friends have been frequenting hookers at asian massage parlors
>>76714971
got to (x-5)/x ÷ [x(y+6) -5(y-6)]/5(x-3)]
Ive forgotten a lot
okay so i was messing around with excel.
if i learned korean, japanese, or chinese as a hobby. with korean or japanese, im basically equally unlikly to meet a girl that speaks either.
chinese is more likely, but i don't want to learn chinese. not sure how i feel.
>>76715048
You can't solve an equation with two variables dumbshit
Well you can but it would mean that you've found one of a shitload of answers, not THE answer
>>76715056
>I know X^2/X^2 cancels out
Anon, i don't know how to tell you this.....
>>76715080
just learn what you like dorkus
My neighbourhood seems to be getting seedier by the day. saw a homeless man sleeping in someone's front yard on my street this afternoon
>>76715080
step 1. move to the lower mainland
step 2. fuck a westernised asian girl, no learning any other language needed
problem solved
>>76715123
ah yes, Toronto
>>76715080
>learning language to get a girl
You should be making it so they learn a language just to get with you
>>76714971
I'm good at math but I haven't done any in a year so I'm lost.
>>76715085
>tfw didn't know this
I didn't get past algebra 1 in high school
Have you losers thought about fucking a nonasian girl perhaps?
>>76715109
i'm just thinking about stuff.
>>76715145
>>76715133
nah im not thinking about it like im learning a language to get a girl, im just trying to figure out if learning a language could be a social hobby.
idk...
>Countrys we should stop being friends with
>2. G*rmany
>>76711778
Been talking to this girl online and she says to me "I wish you would have told me you had a girlfriend".
Never mentioned it to her, it's not on any social media at all. I only have a facebook and it doesn't use my name and I don't have anything listed there.
Honestly spooped as fuck as to how she found out
>>76714971
>state wont let you graduate from community college
just take social starts
you have to us SPSS but all of the operations are outlined in a book
easy as pie
>I didn't get past algebra 1 in high school
how the fuck did you graduate
>>76715191
They hate us.
We hate them.
Simple as
>>76715206
I took algebra 1, geometry, intro to algebra 2, then dropped out of algebra 2 after a month
>>76714971
>could probably solve that but I won't because I don't have to
>>76715185
every day of my teenage life onwards
>>76715191
go home Hans
lol these will be fun to read:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_Canadians
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Korean_Canadians
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_Canadians
>>76715185
Yellow skinned women bring nothing but shame
I solved that shit like in les than 30 seconds in my mind.
You guys dont deserve me
>>76715214
LITERALLY me
Got this far before realizing that the red arrow was a Y and not an X meaning all my work was crap
I'm a computer science student
>>76715248
Maybe you should fuck off then
>>76715185
ironically enough I mentioned that a thread or so ago, so you could check the general or maybe even the archive to find out
>>76715248
k y s nerd
>>76715256
>breaks down x^2+5x to x+ sqrt(5x)
a number I dont know texted me by name telling me they did an "MPC essential upgrade but it won't unlock. What do I do?"
what the fuck? is this a scam?
>>76715085
think again darling
>good face and good body
Go Latina
>good body and good personality
Go White
>good face and good personality
Go Asian
>go home Hans
>>76715249
I was basing it on another Californian poster desu. You're more of a "holding up the graph" kind of Californian.
>asians
>good faces
now theres a funny joke
>>76715298
that's the answer to the question, not the solution to the problem
>>76715298
She didn't solved it she simplified it
>asian girls? not a fan.
>anime? yes please.
>>76715270
I wish, everyone i met in college would be able to solve that quickly
you guys are just brainless desu
>>76715308
NOBODY here goes off on southern California more than I do
another Canada Day sitting at home instead of watching the fireworks
>>76715249
ive never been to california but between infographics and memes norcal looks a lot better
>good body, good face and good personality
Go Black
>>76714960
Or perhaps you are afraid of being rejected by society for not having a gf.
>>76715327
>>76715331
Do you guys realize that shit can't be solved not because it has two variables but because it isn't a equation?
Speaking of coasties
>>76715346
Sacramento used to. "Firebomb SoCal" was his catchphrase. You're more along the lines of calling red states welfare queens.
>>76715375
do you realize that you're being a know it all twat and we're still correct?
>>76715298
Here
https://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=((x%C2%B2-25)%2F(x%C2%B2%2B5x))%2F((xy%2B6x-5y-30)%2F(5x-15))
No one has to solve this by hand today.
Firebomb SoCal AND NorCal.
What hobbies have gotten you to interact with girls?
$250
>spent the entire day (literally about 12 hours) playing EUIV as milan. I fucking hate EUIV too. Drinking some beer now though and I'm going on a drive with some friends tomorrow to the beach.
How was your Saturday boys?
>>76715403
Leave norCal alone
>>76715359
it is
>>76715404
DnD, ironically enough
>>76715415
>paying to fuck a thot
Sad!
>>76715415
Deal
>>76715415
what can i get for $40 USD
>>76715404
Music
>>76715415
>Taiwanese girls
>>76715436
I'll give you a weak handshake
need a gf
>>76715454
can you at least pretend to enjoy it
>>76715415
is this footkraut on vacation again?
saw a hispanic kid a graduated highschool with today. he was wearing a tie and shook my hand. he had a very good handshake
>>76715459
>>>>>>>>>>>>76715448
>>76715468
I'll have an embarrassed look because I have a bad handshake
>>76715421
ya that's the thing right. any hobby can be social.
last week i was working at the museum, and i was getting something from the work lounge. this cute 24 year old girl said she was going to play dnd with her friends after work. it was so odd to hear this pretty girl was going to play dnd... ive never played b4.
need a gf that doesn't require me to exert effort (that includes leaving the house)
>buy a six pack
>start drinking at around 5
>now it's 10 and I'm finishing up my last beer and eating some food, won't go to bed for at least another 3 hours and want to buy more alcohol
Is this alcoholism?
>>76715499
>gf
It's pronounced maths
>>76715509
>ive never played b4.
its a lot of fun if you are playing with the right people. my friends get really distracted and then complain about how we never accomplish anything. getting distracted with side things is fine, but they just spend half the time browsing shops and trying to find random stuff we don't need
>It's pronounced maths
>>76714971
375/(-4xy + x - 30)
???
>when you playin DnD and the black guy in yo group asks what color the thief is
had differential equation last term, got an A.
u mad?
Never was good with arithmetic
>>76715578
>trying at math
Nerd
>>76715578
yes
Misa would be cute but she looks plastic as fuck
>>76715549
*prononced
>It's pronounced maths
taking beginner's golf next term. will get a P
u happy?
>>76715539
Do you realize x+3 and x+3=x+3 are really different expressions right.
You are just making shit up now.
I've got calc next semester
I meant to relearn precalc because I just barely passed it in HS and my school had bad grade inflation
It's July and I haven't started
>>76715592
there's no plastic surgery in china
>>76715599
Very
>>76715588
DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HISTORY
DONT KNOW MUCH BIOLOGY
>>76715578
>>76715509
I'm filtering your posts from now on. Enjoy these (you)s
please stop calling me "dawg"
im a canine-american
>>76711778
happy canada day.
last time i drove into canada (the week before 9/11), i was flipped off TWICE in the first mile for no apparent reason other than i was driving a rental w/SC tags. go figure.
>>76715620
BUT I KNOW THAT I LOVE YOU
>>76715628
AND I KNOW THAT IF YOU LOVE ME TOO
>>76715624
not funny
British spelling > ameri"can" "spelling"
>>76715615
>there's no plastic surgery in china
>British spelling > ameri"can" "spelling"
>>76715609
X+3 = X+3 is an inference we can make from the statement "X+3"
really not a stretch i don't think
canadian spelling > british spelling
>tfw I get to golf on one of the state's best golf courses 2 days a week for 3 months
>>76715637
WHAT A WONDERFUL WORLD THIS COULD BE
>canadian spelling
>>76715646
What kind of pen is that? I might add it to my collection.
>>76715658
canadian spelling is autistic as fuck
>people are launching fireworks near the powerlines
>tfw I get to golf on one of the state's best golf courses 2 days a week for 3 months
holy shit. just realized the cascadia flag is my flag upside down with no center thing
Juicy
>>76715694
wet pussy
>>76715482
im not footkraut
but the guy does have good taste what can I say
You ever notice that neighborhoods sometimes use the British spelling to subtly signal that it's a white neighborhood
>>76715692
dum dum
>>76715715
nope
I'm gonna start spelling leik ðis nou
NEED a gf with a slight lisp
>watching porn
>hear a knock on my door
>its my grandma
>ask her what
>she almost opens my door
>get dressed and go out to see what she wants
>she says to look at the ceiling and see if I see anything
>she lays down and shuts the light off
>she says "you see that?"
>Yeah grandma is the smoke detector
>oh is that what it is I thought people were spying on me from the roof
>mfw
my neighbor almost blew two of his kids face off lol
How do I get a gf like Misa?
I almost blew two of my kids face off
;_;
I am a loyalist.
I consider myself a citizen of the British Empire.
>>76715754
ĐE DAY OF ĐE LEAF IS NEIGH
>>76715056
the x2's don't cancel. factor first
>tfw cute
golfing is the true intellectual's sport
>>76715786
Baseball*
>living with your grandmother
>i'm a loyalist
>golfing is the true intellectual's sport
The absolute state of /cum/
>>76715792
Basketball*
>>76715799
im irish
>>76715782
tfw officially underweight
makes me feel cute
>>76715792
Hockey**
#BlackLivesMatter
>>76715819
t. Canadian
God save the Queen
family members straight up asking if i'm gay
I'm nearing the end of my rope
>im irish
>>76715799
I don't live with my grandmother, she's staying with me for a week because she's a paranoid schitzo and thinks her neighbors live in her walls and are spying on her and she can't move into her new apartment until next week at the soonest
>>76715819
rally***
>>76715792
*baseball is the true intellectual sport but I'm bad so golf is also there
>God save the Queen
>>76715835
So, are you gay anon?
>>76715860
NO god dammit
Anyone else scared about repealing of ACA?
>tfw you finally get a match on tinder but then she says "no-hookups"
>>76715830
This.
The revolution was a mistake.
>>76715875
Not a poor negro so can't say I am
wish this ass hole would stop starting fireworks at 10pm in a suburb right accross the street from my window...
>>76715248
I bet you cant into non homogeneous higher order differential equations
>Capture+_2017-07-01-19-18-25.png
go the fuck away
fun fact: scottish gaelic used to be the third most spoken language in canada and was once proposed to be the third official language of canada along with english and french
>tinder
Wanna see Donnie replace the health care soo the lefties will go ballistic
>>76715875
I don't live in the United States so I don't really care either way
>>76715878
Man, fuck tinder.
I don't even bother reading profiles because my match rate is so low it's a waste of time.
I only match with landwhales (instant unmatch, not going to fuck or date someone 200 pounds heavier than me), and on the off chance I match with someone above a 4/10, the girls never put any effort into the conversation.
I've never used Tinder but my friend met her boyfriend on there so I guess it works.
>>76715908
Rude desu
my drum pad will still take like a week to get here
GREEN GRASS AND HIIIGH TIDES FOR-EVEERRRR
>>76715926
why reply
thoughts?
>Rude desu
>>76715963
You asked.
>>76715964
Garbage version of this.
>>76715970
>>76715840
>>76715799
>>76715691
>>76715640
>>76715622
>>76715595
should have lurked more
What did you guys do for Canada Day?
I worked most of it, but then I spent time with family and watched anime while listening to the fireworks outside.
>>76714971
5(x-3) / x(y+6) methinks
>>76715995
watched Corner Gas and some anime
How do I figure out if I'm considered attractive or not?
>should have lurked more
>>76716034
Flirt with a random girl and look at her reaction
>>76716048
but it could just be my personality in the way
Remember that these people contribute a net negative to human progress and their deaths are an asset
>>76716034
Do people look at you when you're not watching, but when you turn to look at then they make eye contact for a few moments before turning away, or even don't turn away at all?
>>76716044
he's such a buffoon
I Really HATE Tunisians
i have no hope for the future and no motivation
Whole foods closes in 30 mins and i'm a 5 minute walk away, should i get a beer and a taco?
>>76716080
I never make eye contact so I'll don't know
Want to buy Amazon stock but I despise Jeff Bezos
i have hope for the future and motivation
>>76716125
yes
>>76716132
Are you an autism?
>I despise Jeff Bezos
>>76714971
I got to 5(x-3)/x(y+6), can any anons show this retard how to simplify further?
>>76716080
I despise Jeff Bezos
I also hate bezos
that bastard needs to die
don't really care about jeff bezos just making a small brain post
Bezos is pretty cool.
People only hate him out of envy.
>>76716175
multiple both sides by x over x, I think
can't trust a man who doesn't like misa
*monopolizes consumerism*
>>76716080
underage girls do this to me at work all the time. makes me uncomfortable
Hate Amazon
Love the convenience of Amazon Prime
>>76715517
owning american stocks is a huge pain.
you get taxed up the asshole. also it would be a bet against the CAD not going up which seems unlikely.
>tfw own US indexes in CAD dollars
>>76716243
invest in crypto unless you hate money
http://www.thedailybeast.com/nasa-denies-that-its-running-a-child-slave-colony-on-mars
need a gf
Need to see her without make up
>>76716234
especially when their parents are there
ruins the whole vibe
>>76715900
i actually can, not nearly as fast, i suck at college math iimbhwyf
girls avoid looking at me
girls sometimes look at me, but i dont really smile, then they dont look at me
>>76716274
I'm taking personal finance to get my college math requirement
>>76716272
also the them being underage part ruins it. plus the place I work employs a lot of high school girls so they're just always there trying to talk to me. the guys to. this kid walked up to me and said "hey so are you in college? I said yea. "wooah are there some sick parties? I said yeah
girls can't stop looking at me
I am more handsome than the only /cum/poster I met
welsh-canadians are the most powerful race on the world
rude
Who else loves 日本?
but true
Fun Japanese Fact: Japan has a conviction rate of 99%. If only our prosecutors are half as good.
>>76716343
who did you meet? clackers?
The only cumposter I'm friends with on facebook is more handsome than me
some guy I did craigslist work for 5 years ago just texted me out of the blue asking for help with his computer
>meeting /cum/posters
kys
>>76716331
they're in high school, its not like they're kids
>>76716360
>>76716274
SHUT UP NO YOU CANT
gonna fap and sleep
>>76716299
That's a good thing
>>76716377
76716356 when I went to San Francisco over spring break
>>76716388
>tfw never got to meet the rest of /midwest/
he ditched me
>>76716378
you're a very handsome young man :3
>>76716391
still illegal. and I'm trying to be a teacher. don't want that on my record
Gonna meet up with Ryan and the lifeguard Torontonian in December.
The thinking man's mouth wash.
>>76716406
>tfw they all died
Wait Ryan is a Torontonian? No longer a fan.
>>76716461
be a fan of me instead
>>76716461
He's from Ottawa but he's visiting some family and a friend (me) in December
>I prefer mint flavored mouth wash
why are you guys so boring
The Washington compost is Jeff bezos mouth piece
>>76716437
i'm only going to be there for a weekend.
the saturday i'll probably be reviewing for the test and talking to my grandma (rip grandpa). the next day ill be taking the test and taking the train back...
>>76716478
why should I believe your Toronto ass?
>>76716495
I love Bezos and the Washington Post.
>>76716502
im from ottawa, see >>76716497
the basic level japanese test is held in toronto in december...
>>76716497
Whereabouts does gramma live? Might be able to stop in for a few minutes to say hi
Phew I can continue fanboying Ryan. Crisis averted
>>76716490
Rude
I cut myself really bad shaving my neck
brah i never agreed to meet up with you...
>>76716490
y*nks are empty people
I consider myself a citizen of the british empire
>>76716543
git gud
It'd be fun
a memory to treasure for a lifetime
>>76716506
I knew you liked my posts
reading a book about an east coaster bitching about oregon for 200 pages
>>76716566
what book
>>76716573
Pacific Agony by Bruce Benderson
the bf
>>76716566
sounds very Hemingway
Woah there's tons of mexicans on /int/ they're just avoiding us
>>76714778
Just had a grilled cheese sandwich with genuine 'murrican Cheddar and a bit of parmesan
holy FUCK I came
thank you for this great invention
>>76716598
if you want an extra special one, throw a couple slices of bacon on it
>>76716588
who is this
>>76716598
no problem. you are also welcome for that flag that you borrowed from new england
>>76716611
>who is this
my bf
>>76716588
leave whatcom tf alone dirtbag
me and my gf.
this 'in real life' streaming shit is next level escapism wtf lol
>>76716611
>who is this
a very handsome young man
>>76716603
do you cook the bacon first?
>>76716620
he is Whatcom
>>76716635
yeah, make it extra crispy applewood smoked bacon
>>76716618
>>76716628
is he one of us? not mcdermott right?
310
>>76716175
There is no way to simplify that further.
>>76715048
Just remember BEDMAS, dude.
>>76715995
I worked.
Gotta pay for my car bill. Fuck stick shifts.