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>>76711668
here you go
Canadian infantry reporting for duty!
Love will tear us apart again
>People from countries halfway across the world can now gay roleplay with each other on a Malinese furniture assembly Q&A
Globalism was a mistake
>tfw you feel obligated to (You) the person that (You)'d you
need asian gf
>>76711701
SWAV (Special Weapons And Virgins) reporting in
Pay respects
>>76707048
>>76711765
get in line
>>76711798
*cuts in line*
All true /cum/patriots report in
Stop giving this fruitcake attention
>>76711778
>>76711778
>>76711778
>>76711811
*taps on your shoulder and tells you to go back to the back of the line*
>>76711849
*makes a scene*
>>76711891
WORL STAHR
>>76711895
i am the eagle in the sky about to dive down on that man
>>76711765
is asian gf is the BMW of gfs
You can do at least 10 pullups, right anon?
What kind of girl would date a guy that can't even do 10 pullups?
>leafs will slaughter cute snow puppies
SMDH
>>76711891
>>76711914
*Sucker punches you*
BOOM SLEEP BRUH
im so uploading jamal kicking ur ass on world star n all of my girlfriends r gonna see
Real thread
>>76711778
>>76711778
>>76711778
>>76711942
typical californian, totally out of touch with the realities of the real world.
>>76711932
Don't remind me please
Night of the living leaf
Cum POWER Ranking
1. Everyone else
===POWER GAP===
9999. Thread splitters
>>76711967
Canada, don't you fucking dare, you stupid thot
How do I shitalian shartmerican, get a white gf?
>>76712044
have you tried being rich
>American splits the thread
>but proceeds to post in mine
>>76712063
I'm middle class pleb
i know german fag posted this but one of my favorite thing is asian girls that paint their nails colored in, like, idk, a bright, i guess pastel color.
so cute.
>have to wake up at 430am again tomorrow
i almost wanna no call no show until i just get fired so i don't have to quit
>>76711501
B-but racism is wrong! Also it's towards my own race
>See this
What do
>>76712188
i've had an ex jack me off with her feet before
would do again. i miss her... :_:
what are your gf requirements?
pic related are mine
>pic related
>>76712286
huge breasts
Get off work in an hour
What do I get for dinner boys
Pls no Mickey D's
>>76712286
I want a gf who'll call me onii-chan
>>76712308
Make something at home you pleb.
>>76712274
im mostly thinking about girls finger nails, but... ya that sounds really fun too q.q
>>76712286
flat chest
>>76712308
Wendy's
>>76712308
anime
Am I white?
>>76712286
Pretty much none. Just waiting for a girl to make it clear she won't have me hauled off for harassment
>>76712349
You look like Groucho Marx, so no.
>>76712308
5 guys
>>76712308
Whataburger
>>76712349
Lol no
>>76712334
You can't eat anime silly
do vaginas taste like sweet honey jack daniels?
[spoiler] it does right :3 [/spoiler]
I hope everyone ITT is making their own patties for the 4th of July.
>>76712427
You can eat anime
>>76712349
I can tell you never had sex before
I'm honestly so desperate to be accepted.
I could join a cult
>Need a job
>Need some friends
I will offer complete submission in exchange for those things
>friends
don't understand the point really
>>76711753
I'm the same.
>>76712222
>he always replies to my posts after a large break
Whatcha doin'?
>>76712486
>he doesn't know
world literally peaked in 1998.
Hopefully my next life I'll be an American Teenager born in suburban Pennsylvania in January 1981.
just had some cookies n milk
>using spoilers like this is some fag board
There is nothing wrong with racemixing.
>>76712637
Yeah, the kids always look attrac-
>>76712637
I've come to accept it. White women are broken
>>76712653
>anglo vs med
>>76712637
untrue
USA just beat Canada 52-16 to qualify for the 2019 rugby World Cup
*thinks about what he should be working on to get a gf*
i guess this will be what my and my therapist talk about on tuesday, i have some ideas but im not sure.
Anyone else here hate Italian Americans?
>>76712653
Very glad I'm not attracted to black women then.
>>76712762
Honestly the list of changes I would have to go through to get a GF is so extensive it makes me feel like I don't want one
Some Californian looking slut with a Bernie bumper sticker almost crashed into my car in the parking lot today. When will we deal with the Californian menace?
>When will we deal with the Californian menace?
>>When will we deal with the Californian menace?
>>76712906
If the US ever implodes, first thing Texas is doing is declaring war on California.
Just went through all my youtube subscriptions and unsubbed from every channel I don't frequent.
I had 750+ subs now I have 255
my eyes hurt
>>76712819
i mean i had to work on some obvious big stuff for a long while that stopped me having any chance of me getting a gf.
i feel like right now i've done the hard 80% of the work. and now i need to just do that last 20%. i could probably just barely get a gf this year if i didn't improve at all from now on.
>>76712834
did you know california has a travel ban on texas? lmao
hola
>>76712981
kys
>>>When will we deal with the Californian menace?
>>76712936
and our sleeper cells in Austin will take you apart from the inside
>having over 12 subscriptions
ah yes hello normie pretending to be autistic
>>76712981
>>76712995
>>76712977
Yes. Thank god, too. The travel ban is supposed to keep Californians out of Texas.
>>76713005
Your sleeper cells will do nothing. They're all noodlearmed homosexuals.
>>76713008
>Not subscribing to all your favorite artists' channels, as well as, stuff you have no interest on ever doing like aquariums, nails, and dessert making.
>>76713008
my channel is over 10 years old, I don't think it would be possible to only be subbed to 12 people
but I did find some old gems I forgot about while going through all my subs like this:
https://youtu.be/nL60hgTVPa0
>>76713043
Boipucci always prevails
>>76713043
unbelievable they're acting like a country of their own trying to separate from their fellow states... over something retarded (homo marriage?)
willing to leave them leave hahah
>>76713069
he meant channels you're subscribed to bud
What does it need to happen to convince Trump climate change is real?
>>76713069
Why are people watching your channel?
>>76713093
I hope they try to leave. That way we can invade them for it and raze their cities.
i have a peice of paper. im going to start writing down ideas on what to work on to get gf.
any ideas?
https://youtu.be/0CirgVj8Baw
this is unironically how I picture some of you
>>76713102
what needs to happen to convince retards that they can't do anything about climate change?
>>76713138
ok well for starts start with the one thing that always goes the other way around the other day you just said
>>76713138
Step 1. Don't consult group of NEETS for advice
>>76713102
Day After Tomorrow irl
I wasnt always a NEET
>>76713138
continue posting misa
https://youtu.be/KGD-mFTY6mw
thread theme
>>76713138
1. Talk to girls
2. Ask them on dates
>>76713182
>the one thing that always goes the other way
what did i say the other day?
>>76713210
That's all it takes?
>1. Talk to girls
>Leave the house
i'm that bad goy your rabbi warned you about
>>76713182
>>76713260
please respond.
i legit don't remember what i said the other day.
>>76713305
h-hitler?
The only time I have a hard time talking to girls is if they're already connected to me somehow through work, school, or family.
Like yesterday I blew it in front of this girl, but it was after I found out that her dad knows my dad.
back in the day
>>76713305
>0. be human
>>76713305
That uncircumcised guy?
Would you date a Canadian? I would not.
>>76712778
I hate myself
>>76713370
are they female?
cute?
like watching baseball?
>>76713370
Yes, I love Canadian girls
>>76713370
I'd date a Canadian girl and brainwash her into becoming right wing
Easy stuff when you are a dominant guy
>>76713370
if they're white? yes
asian? you're damn right
>>76713365
>>76713256
okay i'm writing both of these down at the top and middle of the page.
and now im going to think of ways to get better at each of these.
>>76713383
>like watching baseball?
you wouldn't date anyone?
I locked my keys in my civic yesterday and a mexican guy drove by with a civic, tossed me his keys, and they worked on my door.
>>76713455
kys, commie
>>76713415
>asian? you're damn right
uhhhh you may want to bring up a map of continents and study it
>Cousin who dropped out of SECONDARY SCHOOL is already crying about how hard it is to work every day and HE'S ONLY 19
What a dumbass
Would not accept help from a Mexican if my mother was bleeding out
>>76713467
baffled as to what your point is
*cyberattacks you*
>>76713482
so you would accept help from a mexican if your mom is bleeding?
*scrambles the cyber f18 fighter jets*
Norton, please help me.
>>76713482
Me neither, Mexican in the US are hideous
>using antivirus
>norton
>not malwarebytes
>>76713560
>>76713576
>Not using Common Sense as your antivirus
>>76713610
should have been president not drump
>Have to work in the sun all day
>Only gets cloudy after I get off
>Go home with a tan turning on sunburn
>Neighbor calls me brownie bite
>>76713631
>brownie bite
Fuck wh*te people
>>76713657
>implying you don't love them
malinCHIsmo
>mother asked me to help her download the new FREE Whatsapp tool that will give you FREE internet where ever you are
>asked me to elaborate when I told her it was a scam
didn't they train everyone to identify scam emails and shit in the 90s?
okay I need some more ideas.
tfw lacking a girlfriend
>>76713689
still more believable than the site that wanted me to run an exe program to get my epub file
I wouldn't accept help from an american if my tacos was bleeding out
>>76713681
pls learn 2 spanish
>>76713616
>download pdf from work/school
>get a virus
You can literally get viruses even from pop ups, dude
don't learn spanish
>>76713702
I hope you have a driver's licence and a car, otherwise you aren't getting a gf
>>76713629
I don't think he'll run for president again
it would've been cool if he got appointed to something though
>>76713732
already did
>he actually wrote it
Goddamit canada.
>>76713727
His Spanish is 100% correct you pendejo
Minorities who suck up to whites are disgusting. Non whites are subhumans and we will never accept you
>>76713702
Get some hobbies so girls will think you're interesting
>>76713727
>malinchisto gets mad about malinchismo
JAJAJAJA
>>76713740
actually i do have a license and my parents are talking about giving me their old car
>>76713727
Carnal
>>76713764
>Minorities who suck up to whites are disgusting.
I think they are cute tbqh
>>76713762
It doesn't make any sense to write malinchismo in response to my statement. Do NOT ever address me again btw, you disgust me.
>>76713802
dumbass
What car can I get that will make girls like me? I'm thinking something practical and reliable yet sporty, maybe a Mazda
>>76713802
pretty pathetic in comparison
>>76713812
don't reply to me
>>76713764
Everybody should hate fifth columnists.
>>76713732
whoops!
>>76713702
Go where people go
popular shopping streets, coffee shops, parks that get a lot of people
>>76713832
Non whites are a Trojan horse
doubt i'll get a gf
>>76713702
Is this the most pathetic general on /int/?
>>76713799
I'm not cara
>>76713857
>>76713868
>>>/brit/
don't feel comfortable with the idea of a relationship
>>76713765
>>76713839
ya okay i'm going to think about these two suggestions for a bit.
i have a hobby but maybe i should have a hobby that's more social.
>>76713868
it's just me. most of these people are pretty normal.
>have to work on 4th of july
that's not very american
>>76713706
>>76713866
You don't need a gf
Jacking off feels way better
>>76713857
im going to marry horo!
>most of these people are pretty normal
>>76713890
oh
>>76713878
booty
>>76713702
dress like an asshole and spout normie memes
keep your power level hidden at all costs and never bring up anything you genuinely like, because if youre here that probably means you like a lot of really lame shit.
fun fact: new zealand has wendy's but australia doesn't
>>76713922
she's the sole reason I watched New game!
>>76713904
Why is this allowed?
>>76713702
simple as, mate
at least that's what I've been telling myself
(but i didnt want to work at mick dicks or something in a state I dont like)
>>76713740
american tier post
hire a uber/taxi driver
>>76713921
I am pretty normal
>about to ask friend if his qt coworker is available
>turns out he likes her too
>last time we both liked a girl I let him go for it and after two dates he stopped calling her and never told me because he was too embarrassed
I guess he has dibs because it's his coworker but I already know how this will end
>>76713909
t. death grip
Does mexico have a CIA?
>>76713963
don't be a beta, take what you want
There's no feeling quite like the feeling of touching someone you love
>>76713951
>going to take you on a date bby
>wait my uber isn't here yet
>sorry we're going to have to walk back from the concert all the ubers and taxis are busy
To all those "tfw no gf" lame-o's go up to the hottest fat girl you can find and ask her out. She'd be so desperate she'll say yes.
>>76713938
australia has bendy's
>>76714012
Not that you would know
>>76713993
I think it's the AFI
Fuck off brit
>fat chicks
cute /cum/ bois
>Tfw didn't put deodorant, today
>>76714049
Great at dicksucking
>>76714025
where the fuck am I supposed to find a fat chick?
>>76714061
Who the hell goes out on Saturday
>>76713944
OOOOOH SAY CAN YOU SEE
>>76714069
Every other girl you see in america
>>76713909
i doubt it
>>76714031
>>76714117
/cum/?
More like /muc/ heh
>>76714117
I don't, I'm talking from experience
Women will suck the life and happiness out of you
>>76714136
>>76714117
Sorry didn't mean to reply
>>76714018
>not being prepared and getting the driver before the date
>concerts
wouldn't go to those anyways
Where is goyster bay so I can kick his ass?
>>76713944
we let the free-market decide rather than government dictate
>>76713944
muh protestant work ethic
denmark? more like DUMBmark
>>76714154
i have neither of those things
what's a normie hobby that's social that nerdy girls like?
i can't put my finger on it. i go to a big university, why don't i just try and find the weeb girls?
>Where is goyster bay so I can kick his ass?
>>76714171
We let the free market fuck us in the ass
>>76714195
learn a east asian language. It's awesome
Getting so many extras for having an italian last name here buds
Welcome home indeed :^^^)
>>76714195
Capeshit. Just go on /tv/ and watch all the Superhero movies they are shitposting about. Now you have a conversation topic for "nerdy" girls.
>>76714154
>>76714187
They can't suck from our lives what we don't have
>>76714195
Are you mildly in shape? Just join a cross country club, they go slow and everyone just has fun
>>76714182
lul
what's this about trudeau hating alberta
>>76714202
Why should your boss be forced to pay for your vacations? This is why jobs are being shipped overseas because of retarded labor laws and unions.
If we were potato chips, she would be kettle cooked jalapeno and I would be store brand original with reduced salt
>>76714236
i was on cross in high school lol.
ya maybe... but like even in high school running wasn't that social a hobby, maybe that was on me though.
>>76714239
D-d-don't laugh!!!
>>76714187
>>76714230
Then they will give you life and happiness so that they can suck those things out and you know how it feels
stay away from women you dumb fucking idiots
>arrive in Rome
>get offered cocaine by a lad immediately after stepping out of the airport
Beats even Moroccos record
>>76714242
dafuq u talkin about? china clearly gets 1-5 days of paid vacation and the US has none
im entitled to a universal income, free medical care, and free tuition
>jobs are being shipped overseas because employees want a day off every two months
>>76714242
Because employees are human beings. And if anything having to choose between employers undercutting the number of employees they have so they can't cover vacation shifts or just moving overseas it just shows how fucked we are by the free market.
>>76714284
i need to have children and save the white race (or not if i find an asian gf)
>>76714209
that's what im thinking but im not sure.
the odds are stacked against meeting a japanese girl, much more likely korean or chinese. but i dunno...
>>76714284
>Stay away from 51% of the population
Dumb monastic anon
>>76714242
>jobs are being shipped overseas because of labor laws and unions
>the overseas countries they get shipped to have tighter labor laws and stronger unions
:thinking:
>>76714295
Not even in Mexico
Meme v.2
>>76714364
perfect
>>76714299
you're sense entitlement is what's wrong with this generation
>>76714308
the free market and capitalism is why you can post your retarded shit on the internet
Posted from IPhone
>>76714259
I'd be kettle cooked salt and vinegar and so would she be ( /^ ᴗ ^ )ε^ )
>>76714361
I'm sure it'd happen if you were obviously American in Mexico
Whitey loves drugs
Independence?
Islam.
>>76714387
never
>>76714396
hate it
LMM is a whore, all he does is steal my fucking images
>>76714364
Not as good as the first one
Also why would a Mexican be in favor of California?
>>76714421
>why would a Mexican be in favor of California?
>>76714382
you mean the same free market and capitalism that most other countries use far more effectively?
>Mexico and italy are posting in the same thread
Oh god my eyes, lets hope irland doesn't appear
>>76714396
keep it away
>>76714428
Answer me you dunce
>>76714396
love it
>>76714385
You are mistaken
https://youtu.be/lSLXS0bjSCs
*vanquishes Jentæmr the dark beast of the screaming giants*
>>76714466
Pretty obvious double dubs
>>76714396
indifferent about it
>>76714364
Oregonian interests span three panels. It's a start
do you guys eat the core of the pineapple
Mirrin the Italian flag tbqh
>>76714511
no wtf
i consider my views to be nuanced
sweet honey jack daniels tastes like piss
>>76714518
I am not sure if its softer here or not but people eat it here
Never ate it in America
>>76714541
They're pretty Iranic
>>76714555
>trips
I will get a gf then
STILL have a miserable fucking headache. when will this torture end
>>76714555
Well look at that haha
No gf for you
want to get drunk and take a bunch of pills tonight
mommy didn't buy any hard liquor though and i am not getting drunk off wine
>>76714493
Could somebody nuke California already?
>>76714396
an aspect of an individual
@76714555
Seriously fuck this guy
>>76714631
yes
drumpf looks a lot like his Grandma
>>76714598
when i get a girl friend
loldongs
>>76714656
nice rack desu
imagine being unfortunate enough to be born british
>>76714631
>posting korn memes out of /sp/
>>76714703
Well, the hispanic parts at least
I'm starting to think >those kids in high school who just munched psychedelics until they got tossed in the loony bin were right. about everything
Don't let dane make new
Picture reminds me of someone from /cum/
>>76714720
It's already July 1st wtf
>>76714688
Thank God
>>76714738
>>76714758
new
>>76714631
kys
>>76711778
>>76711778
>>76711778
Ignore all impostor threads