How do we fix Brazil lads?

not even 100 nukes could fix south america

what am I looking at?

>>76712017
Brazilian football players

>bacteria

>>76710306
eugenics for favelados

looks good to me

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>>76710306
>Valkenedy
>Emerson
>Swillames
Jesus Christ, why do Brazilians guve their kids such retarded names? They're almost as bad as our nigs.

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From a rugby team

>>76710306
Bulgaria must be the paragon of perfection for you to have enough time to worry about some irrelevant third world shithole.

>>76713815
For me, its Chewbacca

>>76713776
>Bacteria
they dumb as hell mayne

Are there for rules for those Brazilian surnames, like Dudu, Kaka, etc? How do they come up with those?

Here Ignacios are Nachos, and Robertos are Betos.

>>76716349
Dudu is short for Eduardo, Kaka for Ricardo or Carlos.

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Roll

>>76716422
Rollan

>>76716422
19 get

>>76716349
These are nicknames usually they get some random name

>>76713776
Once upon a time, a report was made on a TV that a guy named the son of xerox http://sao-paulo.estadao.com.br/noticias/geral,autenticada-a-irma-de-fotocopia-e-xerox-imp-,691170

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>>76716794
>Noia
AHGAHHAHAHAHSHAHAHAHAHS

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Tonight I give thanks to Brazil. I finally bought some Leblon and had my first home-made caipirinha.

Its a long story going six months from Cleveland to Miami and back to the Great Lakes, but its brought me some long, long needed relief for my poor battered nerves. The best memory during hard times. But I'm finally really home and have my caipirnha.

Thank you. You have no idea how good you've been to me with just a flavor and a memory. Be blessed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6P1Q-UycHA

>>76716422
roll

Can't wait to live in Brazil 2.0 in the coming years

>>76713815
>Hellmeister

>>76716422

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>>76716794
>Gildiglebson

>>76710306
>anos

>>76716422
Let's go

>>76716422
Rola

>>76716422
My shit better be cool

>>76719974
>NEETinho
cool indeed

>>76717836
I have no idea why do people gourmetized that shit, cachaça is considered a very low class beverage

>>76720087
That really hit home for me, buk Lao. I don't want to be a NEET, anymore.

>>76716422
Eu quero rolar tambem

>>76720373
GOD DAMN REEEEEEEEEE

>>76716422
Roll

>>76716422
>testiculinho

>>76710306
Free hugs bros!
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