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Doing a cheeky new!
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a-a-a-a-anime
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we're in here
>>76706431
>>76706431
>>76706431
>>76706431
everyone below this is a cunt
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>parents
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this is the female attitude to sub-7 men
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>>76708692
me in the panel opposite to bottom right
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>+ craigslist
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ed79L3wQu38
drinking alone again lads
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>>76708742
same haha
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>>76708742
tell me about it mate its' an atrocious habit we need to stop it
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>+ work 1 day/week
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>>76708742
world peace had some good parts. the wine party was funny and i liked the kidd sixx interview. i also liked the american idol tryout skit
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>>76708742
me too (coffee)
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New janny is shite. Haven't even seen him since he started.
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>>76708765
took to drinking in the morning before going to the slave pit now
state of my life
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Business idea: the classic propeller hat but with a little electric motor built in to spin it
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Alri lads, I'm a bit drunk now, walking in the streets by myself

What do
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>>76708848
jesus man you gota be careful, it's like you think it can't get any worse but then it somehow does
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>>76708857
pics
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>>76708825
reported your post to try to lure him in
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>Italy propose to stop saving refugee boats (economic migrants)

>EU says no and throws extra funding at them

howling
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>>76708884
Been reporting shit all night. Haven't got a bite.
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>Brendt Christensen, a 28-year-old former PhD student researcher from Champaign,is accusedof kidnappingYingying Zhang, a missing University of Illinois visiting scholar whose mysterious disappearance galvanized the community.

>Authorities said in an affidavit that they now believe Zhang is dead. The affidavit provides chilling details; it says that authorities examined Christensen’s phone and alleges that he accessed a website entitled “Abduction 101” and sub-threads that were called things like “perfect abduction fantasy” and “planning a kidnapping.” He had also worked as a Physics class teaching assistant.
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>>76708857
post some pics for context
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>>76708875
Litterally this
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wanna eat some ass lads
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>>76708512
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>>76708905
So this is the power of STEM...
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business idea: putting people into an endless dream state
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>>76708742
lmao same lad
i'm drinking frosty jacks, so remember: no matter how fucked up you are, you'll never be as degeneration as me
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>One of the days of freedom is over
>only one more before the doldrums resume
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animal idea: turtles but with solar cells on the shell and one of these >>76708850
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remember ragecomics lads
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>>76708917
you look french
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>>76708905
he has a creepy face
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>>76708963
Maybe cuz I am, but the lighting might enhance my cheek bones and I am also English
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>>76708825
so-called quickdraw got me within an hour of posting something completely harmless, but that yank cuckspammer from the other night who flooded into the morning was probably never touched

legit quitting this site soon
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>>76708942
working on sundays is runt behaviour
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>>76708917
Are you in the market for a bf?
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>>76708917
are you artosis?
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>>76709002
learn to read you potatoman
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>>76708905
$300k starting
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>>76708873
I never get completely pissed, I just maintain a buzz to stop feeling like killing myself or being a cunt to people because I have a very short fuse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SeAAi7jWOl8
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>>76708917
where ya headed?
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why isn't the royal air force more aptly named the imperial air force?
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i unironically enjoyed being in the mental hospital desu
for a bunch of schizo, suicidal people we did laugh a lot

>that time one lad put porn on a usb and played hardcore anal porn at full volume on the telly in the rec room
classic.
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>>76709004
might be dunno

>>76709012
Who dis, no I'm the half breed
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>>76709047
famous starcraft caster google
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Can't believe they haven't found maddie mcann yet.
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>>76709012
doesn't look anything like artosis
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>>76709044
You might unironically be mental then. Lunatics running the asylum and so on.
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>>76709077
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>>76709064
Seems a bit mad but no, cool if I look like him I guess?

>>76709030
Home just a 30 minute walk away
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Monalisa Perez, 19, and her boyfriend Pedro Ruiz, 22, wanted to be famous on YouTube.

But until a dramatic stunt on 26 June involving a gun and a hardcover book that left Pedro dead, there was little indication in their videos how far they were prepared to go in order to attain online celebrity.

In one video filmed in a hospital, they learn their new baby is going to be a boy.
"Imagine when we have 300,000 subscribers," Monalisa pondered in a video uploaded at a fun fair on the day Pedro was killed. "People will be like 'oh my god, hi!'"

Now she faces a second-degree manslaughter charge over a reckless stunt that was said to be her boyfriend's idea to boost their profile. She fired a Desert Eagle handgun from close range, as he held an encyclopaedia in front of his chest.
He had experimented previously and thought the thick book would protect him, but the couple's three-year-old child and nearly 30 onlookers watched as she fired a fatal bullet.
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If it weren't for being locked up with a bunch of psychotic hardmen, reckon jail sounds fully comfy

>spend all day reading books with fuck all to distract you
>spend an hour lifting for recreation
>don't have to worry about rent or food or clothes
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sneakily getting the last word in here because i hate gaylord nonces
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>>76709078
eye area is identical

>>76709108
you are better looking than him but you share eye area in particular and simliar facial structure, your nose for example is obviously better
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>She fired a Desert Eagle handgun from close range, as he held an encyclopaedia in front of his chest.
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Mad to think there are people out there who unironically still don't know Maddie was murdered by her parents. It's like not knowing that the Earth orbits the Sun.
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>>76709077
parents did it mate
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>>76709149
are you in the same /k/ thread i'm in?
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>>76709120
>books
ponce
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>>76708534
>and i certainly don't think theres been a figure in japanese cinema as interesting of Mizoguchi with Teshigahara close behind
terayama
yoshihide
koyabashi
imamura
wakamatsu
matsumoto
probably forgot about some names but to me the true wonder of japanese cinema is in their new wave. mizoguchi makes beautiful films, the pictures and images are absolutely perfect, everything is done right and he has put out quite a lot of masterpieces (sansho the bailiff, life of oharu, crucified lovers, story of the last chrysanthemums) which are into my favorites. it's those films where finding words is difficult, you just realise at one point that there's something more, something transcendental. ozu gave me the same feeling, dreyer also, kalatozov maybe. filmmakers which are up there in my opinion. don't have quite the same experience with teshigahara though, ngl maybe i don't remember well but his films didn't really strike me as exceptional, they were good. maybe i missed something and i need to rewatch some of them, idk.
the best film of this century is Werckmeister Harmonies, Tie xi qu and As I Was Moving Ahead, Occasionally I Saw Brief Glimpses of Beauty
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>>76709137
Cheers lad, feels good tbqh
Sometimes I doubt
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>>76709164
no
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any shia in?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kppx4bzfAaE
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https://twitter.com/AngrySalmond/status/880064923195383808

which of you was this
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why isn't the english channel more aptly named the british channel?
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>>76709111
Christ. I bet there is some really good 1080p footage of this out there as well. Wonder if any of it will ever leak. I've seen a DE make a fucking crater out of a solid concrete wall. Can't even imagine what it would do to a man at that kind of range.
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Madness?
THIS. IS. /brit/!
*kicks you into the runthole*
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>mfw Americans have to get patted down and take off their shoes when going to the movies
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watched It Follows. contrary to my expectations it did not end in a massive orgy
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>>76709186
wait how old are you
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>>76709216
It's the Anglo-French Pond
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one of my biggest fears is dedicating myself to watching a film and turning out to be shit
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>>76709229
at a black movie theater maybe
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>>76709111
How fucking retarded can you be
What is wrong with dumb yank millenials?
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>>76709149
That was the dumbest shit

People have used books as back stops, fair enough, but why the fuck would you put yourself on the other side of it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ik7l1jTvFmk
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>>76709216
that's less aptly named
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>>76709248
19 why, do I look young or something?
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>>76709239
weird ending
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>>76709299
a lil bit
like 16-17 years old young
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>>76709264
name 3 bad films
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>19
>3 year old child
>wanted to be famous on YouTube.
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>>76709186
most generic looking person i've ever seen
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>>76709299
you look bent
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just dropped
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POTuZQjxsL0
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>>76709346
interstellar
prometheus
the hobbit
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>>76709336
Is that bad?
>>76709374
Might be a bit drunk so my facial expression'll look very mundane

I'll take a photo tomorrow, see if it changes
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woah...
really gets the brain gears churning
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>>76709346
don't retain them in my memory, have more important information stored
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>Try reading a book, watching a film, prepare for gym, clean my room, cook a meal, learn a new song, learn a new language
>get sidetracked and end up on here

how do i stop this?
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>>76709418
Intestellar is a fantastic film you pleb
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>>76709095
go to the hospital and say you're suicidal and get put in the hospital, guarantee you'll enjoy your stay

>food is pretty good (it's also free)
>get to speak to sympathetic qt psychologists
>excellent dark humour banter
>valium on demand 24/7
>watching manic bipolars do their shenanigans 24/7

what's not to love?
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>only people who post their faces are a dune coon, a self hating nigger and a guy who looks like a video game create a character
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>>76709346
Independence Day
Stepbrothers
No Country For Old Men
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> With one camera attached to a ladder and the other propped on the back of a car, the couple staged their stunt, according to authorities. Ruiz held the book to his chest and Perez held the gun, a gold Desert Eagle .50-caliber pistol considered “one of the most powerful semiautomatic handguns in the world.”
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>>76709382
>bent
Kill me now, fuck you I'm not
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>>76709456
it's one of the stupidest movies ever made
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>>76709184
I haven't done comprehensive viewings of most of the names you've mentioned but what I have seen isn't on the level of Mizoguchi or Teshigahara. I think Ozu is great but he's not among the greats for me whereas Mizoguchi is firmly among the greats. Have you seen Shindo's The Naked Island? That is one of my favourite japanese films as well. I dunno with Teshighara just something about him really took me and more than someone like Ozu or Imamura or whatever. I think he is another person who understand the weight and suffering in existence and the beauty in that (of course Ozu and many others do, but I thought he was paritcularly good).

I find Parajanov transcendent but it is very hard to see his films and so many have been destroyed/lost, so depressing. Dreyer is another one who I think is great but not amazing. I've only seen The Cranes are Flying by Kalatozov but I was a bit disappointed desu.

I think the werckmeister harmonies probably is a better film than the turin horse but I think there is a purity and uncomplicatedness in turin horse that is fantastic, i think it is Tarr's most empathetic work even if it is less pretty and means less than something like WH. Shamefully still haven't seen the mekas film.

Probably leaving soon btw
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>>76709425
i dont know honestly i wouldn't mind at all
just if i saw you outside i would think ah he's in high school, nothing more
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can't look at a night sky without it confirming my staunch solipsism
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>>76709453
how the fuck is a 320x227 gif 2.51MB
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>>76709186
I mean you're pretty average looking guy, you shouldn't be ashamed of your looks but at the same time realistically you probably shouldn't be looking tog et with the 7/10 at the party.
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>>76709346
apocalypse now
star wars episode 7
interstellar
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>>76709534
>tog et
??

>>76709499
Oki dokes, that's ok
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look at this alpha cunt

this is the type of person that cuts queues and laughs at you if you try to stop it
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https://youtu.be/UL4bdHzVFs
FUCKING
BASED
A
S
E
D
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>>76709468

darwin awards

bigger risk = bigger lack of talent
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>>76709583
>tog et
>t oget
> toget
> toge t
> tog et
> to get
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>>76709032
Because there isn't an emperor at the head of it.
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>>76709615
Whoops sorry about that, but yeah I nearly got this tall blonde qt once, really pretty.

Too smashed to understand she wanted to bang though
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>>76709597
Looks like a generic deano bellend
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>>76709490
>>76709550
ah yes, that classic 4chan contrarianism in full effect

"EVERYTHING POPULAR SUCKS! HERE, WATCH THIS CONGOLESE FILM BY SOME DIRECTOR ONLY 10 PEOPLE KNOW. IT'S PATRICIAN."
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>>76709675
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0jiPU2Skyo

how do I get a gf like this
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>>76709698
go watch interstellar and make a list of all the stupid things in the movie
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business idea: a king may move a man
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Anyone elses poo schedule go off the rails when they go abroad? Every time I go on holiday I go nearly a week before pooing. Crazy
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There are no white people in my country
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>>76709740
how is that even possible lol
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>>76709737
but what about when he meets God?
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anyone else ever had a perfect poo?
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>>76709701
Don't know about that, I was extremely autistic when I was younger.

I only just took control in social situations and sometimes I still spaghetti hard.
I'm fine when I'm drunk tho, gets easier
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>>76709740
I usually do a load of poos on the first day
like 4 minimum
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>>76709698
good post

people are so desperate to be contrarian
>popular thing? Ohm y fucking god it must be shit!!!!!
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>>76709725
already watched it - thought it was fantastic
why don't you give me some examples, patrician?
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>According to Psychology Today, men are, on average, taller and have more muscle mass, stronger bones, tendons and ligaments, plus bigger hearts, greater lung volume and a higher red blood cell count.

>Men are built in a different way to women, which is why they don’t compete against each other.

>But to deduce from this that men are “better” at tennis is — and I’m being charitable — pretty half-witted.
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>>76709740
yeah, i fly a lot and it always messes my pooing up. weird as fuck

something to do with the sudden changes in pressure maybe?
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>>76709759
Then he cannot say "But I was told by others to do thus," or that virtue was not convenient at the time. This will not suffice. Remember that.
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>>76709760
Had a no wipe once, still wiped anyway to make sure it was clean but it was still a no wipe
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>>76709772
Literally /mu/ in a nutshell
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>>76709760
yes, I have it whenever I eat two cups of oats or more every day
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>>76709767
FONT

t. 29 year old dateless no friend virgin
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>>76709772
that's some witty commentary
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I take perfect shits near daily
t. chugs coffee like water
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life is hard
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3APORC2fHTU


LOVE the Alt-Right

HATE the Alt-Light
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>>76709491
oh yeah I find paradjanov to be above too, he just got it. got the same feeling with rivette also, but that's because he brings literature into cinema and from that only perfection comes out. Angelopoulos also, antonioni and kusturica too
ozu perfectly captures human life and it's little mundane problems and turns them into great quests. the eternal problematic of the wall between tradition and modernity is also nice, there's not a lot of other films about that. I haven't seen the naked island, i've been told that it was great and all but i just didn't watch it
you should really rewatch the cranes are flying, if I remember well it was the first film that got me into arthouse cinema and i'm still struck if i watch it today, it's wonderful, absolutely wonderful. beautiful, well played, it's an opera. Soy Cuba is also great, letter never sent is a bit less important
I love tarr even though i didn't immerse myself fully in his work to analysis it in depth but i kinda agree with you
was nice talking to you mate
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the gf

https://youtu.be/FqFYPG9ZO6Y
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think we can all agree big lebowski was a fucking horrible film
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u know lads when i thikn about how slow /brit/ is on fri/sat evening/night I wonder if it's true that this is a "normie" general and maybe I should stop coming here
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>>76709806
t. "I'm the only different guy"

I'va had my hardships
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might give a watch to that new The Killers music video
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bulk Viagra on deck hmu got watchu need
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did a very watery poo, 1/10 at best
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godfather? more like snorefather
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>>76709862
despicable yank humour too
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>>76709852
<3 angelopoulos and antonioni as well. I think rivette is great but not one of the masters (although the theatre troop practise in parts 1 and 2 is it of Out 1 is fantastic). gn u 2
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>>76709898
The absolute state of this fanook
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>>76709886
the worst poo is the type that feels like you're shitting wet paper towels and leaves a lot behind to wipe
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thin wrists & bow legs

kill me
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>out with the lads and someone starts joking about virgins
>someone says "do virgins even exist here? everyone loses their virgnity round here when they're like 13"
>everyone laughs
>i laugh too
>tfw 23 year old virgin
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>>76709597

looks about 5'6"
would get obliterated if even glimpsed at me the wrong way
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>>76709891
post her dick
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>>76709864
Never as slow as /fr/
This is always a speedy general
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>>76709862
overrated, it's a "hey, aren't we all in on the joke while also filming a movie?" movie as well, and it really is only somewhat enjoyable the first time around
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who's ready for a rave?
*sticks on das rheingold*
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Lads

Slept with this girl a few times now

Want to message her, how do I start the conversation?

Is a simple Hey, how r u good enough?
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Any film that is longer than 2 hours 30 minutes is automatically complete rubbish
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>>76709864
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Watching The Italian Job (1969) lads
never used to rate old films but then I grew up
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>>76709954
/fr/ is dire mate they just talk about anime and genocide
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>>76709964
enjoyed the film troy
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>>76709941
>Having normie friends

Sort yourself out
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>>76709963
nice humble brag normie
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>>76709740

not really
though i was glad that on my recent 14hr flights i didn't need to poo at all

in 50+ flights i've only pooed once and that was impromptu
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guy just messaged me "hey, how are you good enough"
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any film with more dialogue than action is automatically shite
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>>76709978
This tbqh pêh
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>>76709977
you're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off
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been on 2 flights in my life
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>>76710006
sounds mental
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>>76709779
>Men are capable of fathering children into old age, whereas the fertility of women ends with the menopause.

>But women can actually give birth.

Fair deal, very equal.
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>>76710010
we're sorry that better call saul doesn't have good music or explosions every five seconds like breaking bad
it's that just you need just to grow up
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>>76709977
watched it the other week, watch Get Carter for another Caine classic
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>>76710022
flights are my favourite parts of holidays tbqh
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>>76710006
alpha move
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>>76710022
Literally been on about 20 already this year lol

Did something like 25 last year

got 4 flights scheduled next week too
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>>76709779

Impressive mental gymnastics (for a woman)

Womens sports aren't much different to the special olympics

A man with no legs has ran a 100m faster than any living woman
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>>76710047
once went on a school trip that was so shit that everyone agreed the ferry was the best part
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howling
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Home now alleluiah
Long walk
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>>76710013
although if i remember well (although i didnt go there in like 2 years) sometimes there was good talks. the mexican poster was a nice lad. but from what ive seen recently they just talk about anime and sjw. pure rubbish
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>>76709963
Pls respond
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watching old wrestling DVDs
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>>76710086
nothing wrong with anime
>>
love a bit of mompov
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>>76710047
>sitting next to Mrs Singh and her 6 grandkids for 12 hours
you're right lad, an GREAT experience
>>
having a private ct scan but i have no money to pay for it, doctors wont do shit for me on nhs as they dont think im ill (even tho i fucking am) so ive just booked it privately knowing i only have to pay afterwards. if i have cancer i'll die i guess so wont have to pay nothing then lol
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>>76710078
What's this? Some kind of screenplay?
>>
>>76709941

Work colleagues had a virgin discussion at the pub recently. Two guys lost it at 14, and one of the girls called them sluts, she lost hers at 16, some of the older people said 17.

>tfw 29 (TWENTY NINE) year old virgin
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>>76710118
that's how it starts
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>>76710078
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>>76710090
nice humble brag normie
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>>76709198
they all kuffar *waves hand*, they all kuffar
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>>76710086
There'll be an interesting talk every now and then, I had a good conversation with a French lad about the recent state of affairs here.
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>>76710118
the nonce type with little girls and magical stuff is wrong though. should be banned
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hmm
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>>76710171
>should be banned
no very liberte of you
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>>76710047

are you literally 8 years old
>>
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>>76710147
yeah the bog lebowski
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>>76710150
they lost virgnity over half ur lifetime before u (and me) LOL
>>
>>76710194
I just posted that you fucking dimwit
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>>76710193
I just like planes and airports. I used to be in the air cadets!
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>>76710150
How'd you answer?
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>>76710022
literally been on 3 flights in the past 24 hours lmao (route home from hideout festival)
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6LovY_DdEE
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>>76710154
That's actually a very moving speech. Reflects poorly on the state of modern oratory though
>>
>>76710150
why didnt you go to a prozzie or something just to get a shag
>>
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I am NOT to be touched!
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>>76710227
fuck off rich twat
>>
des...pa....cito
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>tfw no fashy gf
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don't get this "kekistan" thing to be honest
>>
>>76710180
>>76710194
Why are you lads spending so much time on /pol/?
>>
https://youtu.be/JTXQKK4C358
having a watch
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>>76710250
why can't women accept that they don't have cheekbones?

she looks like a clown
>>
>>76710226
someone changed the subject and saved me

>>76710249
too scared
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>hideout festival
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Best Vietnam films? No flicks please just kino
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>>76710275
going to look up the first mention of kekistan on /pol/ to get to the bottom of this
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>>76710180
>kekistan free press
>doesn't know the origin of the kekistani flag
>>
never worn a t-shirt in public or ever shown my wrists
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>>76710275
nothing to get, just autism
>>
>>76710294
scared about what
>>
>>76710261
was £381 for 6 flights
>>
>>76710308
good idea
>>
>>76710294
whoever changed the subject is a virgin too
>>
THE NAZIS WERE HEROES TRYING TO REUNITE THEIR PEOPLE UNDER ONE NATION AND TRYING TO PREVENT THE SPREAD OF MARXISM TO WESTERN EUROPE. BUT THE ETERNAL ANGLO IN HIS QUEST TO DESTROY THE GERMAN HAS DOOMED WESTERN CIVILIZATION. MARXISM HAS TAKEN OVER OUR POLITICAL AND ACADEMIC INSTITUTIONS. REST IN PEACE NAZI WAR HEROES. YOUR SACRIFICE MAY HAVE BEEN IN VAIN BUT YOU ARE NOT FORGOTTEN.
>>
>>76710323
where you going lad
>>
>>76710311
What an unimaginative gay as fuck flag
>>
>>76710319
>prozzie tears her face mask out
>it was a trap
>she was a police officer the entire time
>>
>>76710355
scroll up you mong, I was in Croatia
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3APORC2fHTU


ROARING
>>
>>76710370
he says posting under a tricolour
>>
>>76710350
>MARXISM HAS TAKEN OVER OUR POLITICAL AND ACADEMIC INSTITUTIONS
i wish
>>
>>76710047
nah flights aren't nice. just try to sleep so i dont have to experience the flight and the stress caused by the fact that im in a huge metal bird with hundreds of people thousands of meters above the floor
train transportation is already better. nice landscape most of the times, feels better overall
>>
>>76710392
wrong link


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgZHsh5-J3A
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>>76710386
Dumb fucking yank, prostitution is legal
>>
>>76710350
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1498861193998.webm

>"It is necessary that I should die for my people; but my spirit will rise from the grave, and the world will know that I was right." A.H
>>
>>76710311
its ironically like the nazi flag
>>
>caring about gay marriage cause you find faggots kinda gross
>meanwhile muslims and muslim migrants are turning UK cities into caliphates as we speak
>>
>fashy
do people actually use this word in conversation over "there"?
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>>76710386
ahh yes
just go on the british escort website and find one thats not too expensive and fits your taste. once you see her just say you're a virgin and ask her to be nice/gentle
dont see anything, anything that could go wrong
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>>76710455
>Direland
>>
Fucking Hell. I've wasted about an hour of my life watching this fucking Avengers shit.

Makes me want to suicide
>>
>>76710455
t. gaylord mboko
>>
>>76710319

just got terrible anxiety simple as
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>IQ of over 150

Christ.
>>
http://thoughtcatalog.com/emily-goldstein/2015/05/get-rid-of-white-people/
>>
Can I be a football hooligan with you lads?
>>
>>76710430

did he really post on /co/
>>
>>76710510
>The article you are trying to read has been reported by the community as hateful or abusive content. For more information about our reporting system head to our about page.Return to homepage.
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>>76710539

yeah and mlp

horsefucking mongo
>>
>>76710506
Yet he still got destroyed by Sam Harris
>>
>>76710485
why do muslims always have nice thick beards, im jealous
>>
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clean
your
room
>>
>>76710506
proof you can have a high iq and still be a deluded mong
>>
>escapes you
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1497852305783.webm
>>
>>76710539
say what you will about Elliot, at least he had an ethos
>>
>>76710582
Thought that was an older turtle in the thumb
>>
>>76710567
he demolished harris
>>
>>76710473
>>76710467
All I can hear when I see these types of images:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUyDcGSMPEQ

Anyone else having a similar problem?
>>
lefty memes are so terrible
>>
>>76710506
bragging about IQ is absolutely stupid
if you have a high IQ but did nothing worthwhile with it you're not worth shit. whats important is shaping that innate talent into real matter, and doing some youtube podcast about a meme frog isnt really that
>>
>>76710275
Not sure, but I think:
>sjws demand that anyone can identify as anything
>people who identify as oppressed minorities must be pandered to
>alt-right invents an oppressed minority ethnicity/nationality to ironically identify as, in order to mock the sjws
>tie it to the whole pepe, meme magic, shadilay, kek thing for added /pol/ meme lore
>actually starts to appear IRL because of edgy/alt-right teenagers with no direction but what they get from /pol/
>the irony goes over the sjws heads and they think it's some kind of unironic nazi identity/culture made to oppress them
>the irony enrages stormfags who want white nationalism taken seriously on /pol/
>the attention it gets from both sides feeds the humour and spreads the meme
>>
sam harris is a pretty smart guy desu
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>>76710587

>this is an argument to a 90 IQer
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>>76710473
hahah holy shit
>>
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>>76710506

>weightlifting is good for IQ
>>
What's Bury like lads?
Is it comfy?
>>
>>76710617

>and doing some youtube podcast about a meme frog


ah yes, that's all he's done.
>>
>>76710617
he's a professor at a world class university and a practicing clinical psychologist

he doesn't only make youtube videos
>>
>>76710570
RAAAARSECLART WHAT'S GWARNING MI YOUT
>>
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>>76710604
>>
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the deano police
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>>76710506
>in excess
this is fucking absurd
>>
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>>76710334
so the evolution seems to have been:
>kekistan = haha
>kekistan = let's buy an island
>kekistan = meme
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My IQ is 94
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>>76710714
>having a registerable IQ
>>
is there a meme so abrasive not even normies could ruin it?
>>
leftists hate jordan peterson because he exposes their ideology for the consciously murderous belief system that it is
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGRAtTQWwdw

the virgin police
>>
>>76710667
>>76710673
oh well then yeah he did something good. only knew him because he's affiliated to this whole alt right youtube wave
>>
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>My IQ is 94
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>>76710387
bellend, hope your next plane goes down
>>
>>76710713
It was just /pol/'s version of the board house that every board had threads about.
>>
>>76710753
spurdo
>>
>>76710620
>>76710713
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm interesting
>>
>>76710753
the cuckio meme
>>
never did an IQ test and its better that way
>>
https://youtu.be/-Vyvv7P6Ldo
>>
>>76710752
It was MENSA and everything
>>
>>76710785
christ, i remember a year ago or so the mongs were unironically talking about buying land in namibia and making an independent country, with plans to annex namibia in the future
>>
>>76710802
Never measured my willy either
>>
>>76710762
why did that speed camera go off at the 15 second mark?
>>
>>76710616
They're not even memes, they're cheap knockoffs of /pol/ memes.
>>
>>76710827
Frankly, they could've done it. It's only namibia for fuck sake. The only problem would be the UN and other fruits like that stepping in.
>>
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>>76710770
DON'T MAKE FUN OF ME
>>
>>76710753
calling people nigger
nigger
>>
>>76710809
Anita literally did nothing wrong
>>
new
>>76710874
>>76710874
>>76710874
>>
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>>76710854
dumb dumb huuuuuuuuurrrrrr ahaujfuwoejnlejnfowjenfwefwefw
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>>76710838
the virgin camera
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>>76710846
don't disrespect namibia
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>>76710762
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