ITT: /int/ wakes up in a lost island.

>>76706002
>befriends the brazilian dude because he knows how to survive in the jungle

kill sweden and germany

protect sweden and germany

claim it as new Bosnia and get conquered over and over

>>76706058

lel

>>76706002
Heh, there is more over food over here than Caracas

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>Canadians racially segregate everyone

make finland sex slave

>>76706115
>unites with denmark and together take control of the northern shore along with the top of the island

Pls kill me first

>>76706233
He'd be the one to go mad first. I say we get rid of him

France and Britain have hate-sex

>>76706629
You know.. In Venezuela some people recurred to "strange" meat.

>>76706755
He's into long pig guys, kill him quickly

some brown guy climb the highest point of the island and yelled 'IM GREEK'

I find Ireland's part of the island and take a sixth of it for myself

>>76706802
https://www.google.co.ve/amp/www.foxnews.com/world/2016/10/14/man-claims-son-was-eaten-by-fellow-inmates-during-riot-in-venezuelan-prison.amp.html

Some brown eyed guy with brown hair claims he's a Frankish

we divide it between serbs and non-serbs
the serbs get 49%

>>76706864
And in 2016 we still had normal meat

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I wish there were undiscovered tropical islands that you could get stranded on and build a community that eventually will devolep an unique gene pool, language and culture that will colonize the entire world.

>>76706885
most of french men have brown hair and brown eye, it's not greece here

>>76706987
Tu connais pas Pannonianon?

>>76706002
Relax and do some siesta

>>76707036
He's>>76706755 gonna get you

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you faggots see that shady part of the island? well... it's mine now and I'm taking a siesta so shut up.

>>76707033
non c'est qui ?

>>76707073
>blasts reggaetron near you

>>76706002
Thank you god, for this tropical island and a lot of fishes around, and rid off modern shitty civilization!

>>76707083
Un anon qui cite de vieux livres pour dire que les français descendent des francs (qui viendraient de Pannonie) plutôt que des gaulois

C'était il y'a un ou deux mois, depuis le temps, il a plus ou moins arrêté, notamment à cause d'emmerdeurs de Wikipédia qui ont fait supprimer un de ses articles.

>>76707073
*turn music level to the max*

DESPACITO
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>>76707140

*makes you my wife*

>>76707166
ya un peu de vrai je pense mais je vais rarement au général /fr/, je viens juste cacaposter

>>76707073
Can I be with you?
I swear that I don't snore

>>76707119
>>76707173

>ruin a spaniards siesta
>suddenly the spaniard has meat for his next 2354 paellas

>>76707073
Declares independence*
Nothing personel kid

>>76707377
What's with Spanish speakers and cannibalism.

Find the Serbs and other Balkanics and form an alliance based on our shared savagery and non-PC nature, then proceed to subjugate everyone else.

>>76707466
it tastes like pork

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>>76706864
>>76706910
Why can't people just go out and find some edible plants or whatever

>>76707253
Il poste pas tant que ça sur /fr/ (ou alors il ne parle pas de ses études), il poste sur d'autres threads.

Et malheureusement, je doute être franc

>>76707540

I'm can't tell if you are joking or not. But if you do sink that low make sure to eat socialists

>>76707551
We need meat
>>76707614
I just tried it once because i was like 2 months without eating any meat so why the fuck not

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my kingdom

>>76706002
wew paid vocations

team with poland and kill finland

I just hope there are no females
That would tear our society apart

>>76707930
>>76709507

bad luck... I'm a grill and that's my kingdom

>>76709507
>>76709544
rip ip island society

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>>76707930
claiming

Take pity on the small lil weenie boy that I am. I'll be an entitled bitch or die trying.

>>76709624

Simple, we kill her, cut her in pieces and use her pieces and guts as bait for fish, so we can have some food. ;D

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>>76706293
Form alliance with Sven

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>>76709696

sorry... only space for one queen in the island

death ray prepared, time to go out, girls are coming to take me out tonight.

>>76710187
Based

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>>76709696

We claim this entire area.

>>76710187
where did you get warheads from?

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*kills all CHI's in the island*
its very personnel kid

>>76706002
>/int/ wakes up in a lost island.
>armed conflict about who is more white starts in 3 2 1....

>>76707930
i support his kingdom

>>76710187
b-but we can reform the roman empire! think about the possibilities! I can take a loan from germany to rebuild the tower

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*perfs insidiously*

>>76710825

WTF WE WAR YUO MUFUGGA

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>>76710825
Not so fast

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>>76710825
*raids half your country*

>>76710825
alliance?

>makes bourbon and bacon
hopefully nobody would want to kill the guy that does that

>>76706002
Yes! Finally a country for white people! You are all white, r-right guys?

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>>76710951
*creates an empire*

>>76710825
*throws tea in harbor and declares independence

*becomes mafia boss*
anyone else that sells spices or coffee will sleep with the fishes

>>76711397

You and which mafia bitchboi?

*makes you my concubine*

>>76711462
Excuse me sir, would you like to join La Costa Nostra?

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>>76711215
>>76710951
>>76710825

Greedy imps. I'll just settle my little mountain retreat here then.

>>76711987
nice

>>76712042
how to fishing?

>>76706357
Mean wile...
*Lurks around the edge of the Dan/Norge anon's zone*

Spen Get here hermanito, let me make you a deal u can't refuse: You keep all the land in the world starting from the middle till the east part of the island, and we get the west? Shake it.

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i'm opening a restaurant

>>76711987
>hytte på fjellet
kek

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That could actually turn into a nice RPG map, just like that from the image. In place of individual places, people from the same country would unite.

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>>76710951
>turn you into frenchies and annex British territories

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>>76712538

Ah, sweet - I'll pop by!

What's on the menu?

Too much autism in this thread

>>76713630
>literal Moor namefag cries autism

>>76713327
burek di macaco
pizza with ananas
bacon king mcburger

>>76713679
>nigger hasn't seen Spanish Jesus' irl photo

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>>76713915

Neat - as long as there will be dancers performing, I'm in.

>>76714071
Show me

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America you'll p-protect me right? Finland is eyeing me in a weird way.

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>>76714217
No, I don't want to became a meme like the I'm iberian american poster

>pic related

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>>76714217

>>76712538
chicano meat with olive please

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>>76714890
Delet now

>>76709544
can I honk your honkin honkers

>Build a raft
>Norway takes credit for it
>Sweden tries to get all the muslims on it
>Turns out one of them is Britain and he destroys it for shits and giggles

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>>76707930
I support his kingdom, I rally behind you. >>76714735
Delet this pic

>>76706115
>>76706293
>>76706357
>>76706664
>>76706854
>>76707440
>>76719139
good posts

be a good one
while they are not looking me, i will searching snakes, spider, toxic frog, or scorpion
extract the toxic, poisoned the rest of you all

>>76706002
>lost island.
I see 2 houses and a boat bridge

>>76710951
>>76710825
>>76711215
>>76713110
>>76713327
*sells weapons to all sides and waits until everyone is tired of fighting before jumping in*

Are you saying that one person from every country is stranded on the same island at the same time? All memes aside I think that we would all get along pretty nicely with creating a little community. People would adapt to roles they know best, or lean rolls from others. We would basically live off rain water, coconuts, fruit, and fish until a boat or plane comes by and we can smoke signal it.

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>>76707614
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>>76719888
And what language are we going to speak?

>>76712716
No. You have to create a fantasy map of the island, otherwise it's just generic RISK.

>>76719924
Considering english is the langua franca and most /int/ posters speak it pretty well probably english. That or a mixture of different words from different languages, or Esperato.

>>76719949
*Esperanto

>>76719949
If we are all /int/ we shitpostersbcan get around with English .But we all know that German and French motherfucker. And not even talking about eastern Europoor.

*fap to death*

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>>76710825
>>76710951
>>76711215
>>76711987
>>76712538
>>76713110
>>76713327
Autism. I nuke you all and the island is reset. I claim this small hut and dock for the USA.

>>76714310

Of course

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>>76720104
I sail to the dock

>>76720448
I allow you entry for the price of 10 meat pies.

yeah do that every day

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fucking god damnit you assholes better start replying again
pic unrelated

>>76720946
fuck off spic

>>76720983
no.

>roleplaying as countries

Ugh

>>76721376

>I can't even right now

>>76706002
Where is the fucking McDonald's!?

At least we have trees

Continue being a depressed low life fuck

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>>76710385
>>76710825
>>76710951

weeeew... no fucking way....

>>76721439

In our territory.

>>76722560
Underrated post

>>76720104
yeah, ima us citizen. now gimmi guns n shiet

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>>76722560
>zoo
Kek