'Murrica thread

>>76705605
Me on the right.

>>76706034
Big boy likes his food

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>>76706124
Literally what the f

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watchin seinfeld in times squares will always be the most american activity

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>>76705562
oh say can you see

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>>76706419

>>76706396
that actually seems pretty comfy.

do you still have comfy things like this in new york? I was under the impression that manhattan was an ultra-gentrified, clean and soulless hellhole where everyone is always rushing and pushing.

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>>76706481

>>76706609
At least they are in a line

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>>76706586

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>>76706803

>>76706586
>tfw no noble cause that can legitimise walking into stores and grabbing free stuff

>>76706848
has to be a troll

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>>76706848

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>>76707081

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>>76705562

https://youtu.be/mZ5oYwcbN1E

Nice thread.
>>76707081
>>76707090
I would like to see the last one

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God bless america

>>76707527
How is her top half so fat and her legs so skinny

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_U.S._state_firearms

>>76711051
she skipped leg day

>>76707527
How the hell does he kiss her when they're both standing up

>>76706419
how do the kids look more asian than the mom?

>>76711521
She's wearing more makeup

>american "art"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAExa9P7hME

>>76711521
She had some work done in her face and breasts.

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>>76707527

>>76707527
How does ¡Yeb! even get an erection with that goblin in front of his face

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>>76712317
dude what

>>76707527
C'mon Jeb.

>>76712231
this came into the american lexicon from italian immigrants.

>>76707527
GOLEM GET YE GONE

>>76712524
there is not a single phrase in italian that is even close to that one, so i guess that's an """""""italian"""""""-american sentence

>>76705562
Grand Theft Burger?

>>76712619
yeah, whatever dude.

>>76712769
you should've replied with "blow it out your ass". you've missed your chance.

>>76712845
that's an """""""italian-american""""""" thing, so no thanks.

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>>76712972
watch it, Chrissy

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>>76713331
Whoops, wrong pic

>>76713315
was dinner later that evening.

>>76712231
Not truth, if it is east europe.

>>76712663
>traditional eggs benedict, served with potatoes or hash brown

How is that british?

>>76713649
>benedict
is a play on benedict arnold.
"Benedict Arnold was a general during the American Revolutionary War who originally fought for the American Continental Army but defected to the British Army"

>>76711873
glorious

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>>76707090

I'm like 90% sure this is my cousin. She works in a healthcare field, this is probably from some treatment facility.

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>>76712663
truly magnificent

>>76712231
Please tell me where these respectful, intelligent, reasonable, well spoken Europeans are because all I've ever encountered here, in America, and in Europe have been rude, smug, self righteous, sophomores

>>76711521
genes can skip a generation and you look more like your grandparents than parents

>>76714393
what the fuck is a sophomore

>>76711505
kek

>>76707527
she looked better younger
this is why you don't marry a goblin/midget

>>76714391
>9 likes
wtf

>>76706879
you dont need a noble cause, just balls of steel

>>76714510

It's obviously a joke.

>>76714391
can you keep the children if you kill their parents and they're muslim?

>>76714581
asking for a frined

>>76714510
99.99% of "facebook" posts you see on 4chan are completely fake.

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>>76705562

>>76711505
>chicago

Figures.

>>76711505
At least he's honest.

>>76711521
Surgery is cheaper in Asia than in the US. Also, in Asian cultures plastic surgery is encouraged since you can deceive a rich man into marrying you.

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>>76712663
>french order

>>76714393
Blow it out your ass

>>76706034
a-are those rad roaches?

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saw this on /k/

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>>76705562
this is the most murrikan pic I have

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>>76715463
with this one

>>76714441
He used the term incorrectly. Its only an adjective.

>>76715673
not that guy but sophomore can be used interchangeably with sophist if pretty pretentiously

>>76713649
also most british meals tend toward simple and bland.
just ask a frenchman.

>>76715802
Didn't know that. Thank you for helping me learn.

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#1 Economy
#1 Military
#1 Scientific achievements
#1 Technology center
#1 Not giving a fuck what others think

>>76716000

czecht

>>76707527
Yeb!

>>76716143
hells yeah.
gunpowder smells like freedom.

>tfw we're the circus of the Western world

>>76714393
>respectful, intelligent, reasonable, well spoken Europeans
kek you fucking kidding me
show me one post from a euro that would fit this description

>>76716228
>autists on /int/
ftfy

>>76715633
This is from my freezer btw

>>76716342

no matter how you cut it America definitely has "quirks" that Yuros would consier weird

t.immigrant

>>76716292
read his post again.

>>76717014
not arguing with that

>>76706419
Pete Rose deserves to be in the Hall of Fame.

>>76705562
It's probably a fake headline/meme. The human body isn't capable of consuming that much in such a short period of time.

>>76712231
No one types like left here. Fuck off.

>>76706495
Manhattan was a fucking warzone in the 70s-80s, it's the best it's ever been right now

>>76714391
WEW

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do Americans seriously ride scooters indoors?

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>>76706034
>All those charred bits

That cannot possibly be healthy, can it?

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>>76705562

>>76722195
Confess - you had a hand in some of this, familia?

>>76714754
>VildaSwede wasn't Swedish

I knew the niggers looked too American to be from around here

>>76716000
Most American scientific achievements and technological innovations were made by immigrants. Really makes me think.

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>>76722373
i don't know

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>>76722428
They are/were americans now

>>76722428
>Really makes me think.

That only proves how incompetent American injuns are, as they are the only non-immigrants within USA.

>>76718060

I respect your opinion. But I disagree with it.

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>>76722513
Why you little...

>>76711873
How does this shit happen?

>>76711873
>Florida Man Brought His Teenage Son Along to Torch His Ex's Car

Good dad

>>76712231
nigga no one on 4chan has ever said "I respect your opinion"

blow it out your ass

>>76722491
Isn't Elon Musk basically a real life Peter Molyneux proposing shit that doesn't actually work?

>>76716143
That doesn't look like a bald eagle

>>76723572

I respect your opinion toothpaste guy but I disagree with it.

>>76722491
>Musk
>le pay pal guy
epic

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>>76723586

>>76723688
>>76723914

>>76723928
>implying you wouldn't eat that and enjoy it

>>76705970
White knight scum, no different to the terrorist.
Cancerous fucking burger.

>>76723968
No, that's just disgusting.

>>76724907
land of the free

>>76722491
Of course a corporate billionaire would be "nauseatingly pro-American". It's a country which treats the wealthiest as being above the law, special snowflakes while treating the rest of the population like complete shit.
It's the perfect country for the wealthy.

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>>76725003
home of the tactical assault cans

>>76716007
he seems angry

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>>76725111
why not just use a stone?

>>76725530
I see nothing wrong in this.

>>76725352
on top of everything else
>fav'rite
>couldn...'t
>carols ev'...rywhere
>beau"dy" ev'ry-where
jesus christ, why do they need to constantly fuck with the english language

>>76725595
They can do what they want with their own language.

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>>76725595
the main language of america is spanish after all.

>>76711435
>the weak should fear the strong

>>76725647
What the fuck happened?

>>76725767
field trip to the bronx

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>>76725767
america

>>76725767
some kid was spotted entering the school bus with kinder egg
they didn't take any chances

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>>76725735

>>76725819
so this is the face of the white 53% of mericans

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>>76722195
>Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-bop-bop

>>76722195
>darren wants a drama-free relationship
is he /our guy/?

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>>76725814

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>>76725914
>Cops, Doctors Repeatedly Probe Man's Anus In Worst Traffic Stop Ever
every time

>>76725789
>(not present in the area)

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>>76726000

>>76713649
>>76714077
I want to point out that Benedict Arnold was an exemplary officer for the American side and was pretty much spat on and treated like shit by Congress and other American glory hounds who stole credit for his successes. He even went into debt funding the American war effort out of his own pocket and had a leg blown out from a British cannon round at Saratoga. If anyone had a legitimate grievance it was him.

>>76726021
>After over two days in thick fog and in a confused state of affairs, U.S. and Canadian forces mistook each other for the enemy
Pretty sad desu

>>76723928
KFC is the worst

>>76725595
Says the nerd who doesn't capitalize.

>>76706124
Every time

Gardening the American way
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyWzk31p3lk&feature=youtube_gdata_player

>>76725575
>backtits

>>76726141
>the neighborhood
>the accent
>the gestures
>the idea
>the video itself

It's perfect.

>>76714328
She is very nice looking woman.
Tell her some random creep on the net told hi

>>76726312
*Tell her KGB told hi
FTFY

>>76705970

europe is so cucked we have to save them even on holiday

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mWtWz_aGyk

>>76726342
we still need training in killing Arabs.

>>76726141
Grandpa?

>>76723617
It is now though

>>76706345

thats cause of the niggers. you will have these soon

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>>76726342
>europe is so cucked

>>76707527

who here /slowandsteady/?

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>>76726407
>57%
This is a joke picture right?

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>>76726657
deep down, you know it isn't.

>>76726657
well, someone is consuming all that bmwf-porn otherwise it wouldn't be made.

>>76726558
do americans really get billed for hugging their babies

>>76726784
yes, otherwise they just drop the child on the ground and go for lunch

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>>76726784
FREEDOM AIN'T FREE

>>76726830
>Americans don't care about soccer
>entire front-page about a "win" (tie)

>>76726714
>>76726720
That is deeply fucked up.

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>>76726861
Also Bunker Hill was a British victory.

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>>76726921

>>76726861
>anything we win, we care shitloads about to the point of mass celebration
>anything we fucking suck at, we don't care about it so it's no big deal and not a blow to our self esteem

other cunts need to adopt this policy. It's very effective.

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>>76726957
love ameribear

>>76726965
But you don't learn if you don't analyze your losses, you just get cockier.

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>>76726985
This kind of thinking is why you have satan in your office and we narrowly avoided that bullet

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>>76727076
God I hate normies

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Heritage not hate!

*Uses a flag that wasn't relevant at all for 80 years since the Civil War until the Dixiecrats used it again to protest civil rights for blacks*

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>>76727036
that's disgusting.

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>>76727148

>>76723340

It's actually a side effect of their laws. At first I thought Florida was some crazy land but it turns out this is mainly caused by the fact that Florida has a public arrest record, so you just get to see all the crazy shit that happens everywhere but isn't public in other states.

>>76727329
>>76727148
This shit hurts

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>>76727329
I love that one.

>>76712499

It's real

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/anti-soviet-warrior-puts-his-army-on-the-road-to-peace-the-saudi-businessman-who-recruited-mujahedin-1465715.html

Archived article dated the same as the paper in the image

>>76727405
The Independent is a British newspaper you dumb leaf. I hate leafs so much.

>>76726965
That is the same logic communist countries with no freedom of press use

really makes you think

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>>76727465
Only read by americans and redditeurs

>>76712663

Honestly comes off more like eternal ass pain rather than some "BTFO" statement.

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>>76727465

>>76727621
It's almost like the number of nigger users of Twitter in USA is larger than the entire population of canada.

>>76727695
that's actually the case. There are more Blacks in the US than Canadians in Canada.

>>76727765
Thank you very much for repeating what I just wrote.

>>76712663
>a nation which is untouched by any warfare mocks a nation which soil was watered by the blood of countless generations of french people
yes, this truely is american.
bonus points for pissing off one of they oldest allies :)

>>76724855

I'm sure they'll let you bring your kale chips in when the men go to eat, limp wristed faggot.

>>76727832
He was just trying to help you :c

>>76711435
Poor dog :(

>>76727576
Why are American Jews such liberal cucks while Jews from other countries are mostly redpilled?
>most Israeli Jews support Trump, hate Muslims
>most Jews in the UK voted for Brexit
>German Jews are against taking in more refugees

>image limit reached
RIP in peas.

>>76728019
fun was had.

>>76727980
>hate Muslims
Maybe because they are in war?

>>76728019
Another win for the #1 country on the planet

Just make another thread

>>76726054

Majority of the deaths came from traps left behind by the Japanese, not friendly fire.

>>76727980
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5IqH7oJ9h4

>>76727980
>cuck jew redpilled Trump muslims brexit refugees
remove yourself from the gene pool

>>76727980
Americans in general are completely delusional and ignorant because they get to live on their own comparatively isolated half-continent far away from the rest of the world, and their biggest international concerns are a bunch of Mexican border-hoppers, as well as what middle eastern country on the other side of the world to bomb next.

>>76728058
Landmines are hardly traps, they're a base expectation in a war scenario. Did the burgers expect that the Japs would clean up neatly after themselves and leave a spotless island to the Americans?

>>76725632
Sick banter.

>>76714553
So that's what passes for a 'joke' in Fatland?

>>76714475
>Poortugal

>>76727108
Jesus christ.

>>76727108
>socialism is bad because charity should be perfomed by individuals, not the state
>also you go to jail for doing charity mkay praise jesus and united states

>>76727980

this isnt true
we have like 200 thousand Jews in Buenos Aires, and stereotipically, half are free market loving economists, money lenders, and bankers, while the other half are leftist psychologists or marxist college professors.

>>76729999
Must be a New World problem then.

>>76726558
>13k to have a kid
Jesus

>>76727579
It's pandering. That restaurant is located in San Diego, which has a large military population due to the close proximity of several bases. Whoever wrote that menu just wants to charge gung-ho grunts $9 for scrambled eggs and ground beef under the guise of being a real patriot who cares about the troops. Inevitably, some schmuck will pay $28 for the meme meal just to make his friends laugh.

>>76714328
just ask her?

>>76726814
top kek

>>76726558
What does "skin to skin after c-section" mean?