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>>76702714
/balt/

>>76702714
/balt/

obsessed

>>76702714
incredible edition

>>76702714
Perfect post
>>76703123
Eat shit frognigger

>>76703259
Suck my dong, islandnigger

>>76703123
This

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>at college orientation
>bunch of presentations
>asian kid whips out his laptop in the middle of this shit
>wallpaper is r34 Elsa
>opens up discord
>plays some flash game for five minutes then puts his laptop away
>coughs super loud, then throws up on the floor
>doesn't move, just continues to sit in the chair listening to the presentation
why is someone like this

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>70% white as long as you avoid the segregated ghettos

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anime

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cooh

why does Canada exist? its reddit america

>>76702714
and the yanks, real boat was yank, not french
two birds one stone

>>76704372
leeds is borderline, honestly anything beyond teesside and you can feel the culture shift

what's the most nothing country you've visited lads? toss up for me between belgium and uruguay

Only just realised Christian Bale is English lads

Always thought he was a seppo

another day gone by
another absense of texts of messages on steam/skype etc
we're up to 3 weeks now lads, getting close to my personal best

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enticing name

My main interest right now is to expose the Jews. This is a lot bigger than me. They're not just persecuting me. This is not just my struggle, I'm not just doing this for myself... This is life and death for the world. These God-damn Jews have to be stopped. They're a menace to the whole world.

>>76704495
lots of nice villages in west yorkshire, like ilkley and otley. leeds is also deece.

>>76704516
it's because of you

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>95% white in the centre

dislike it when someone repeats a post every thread I've read that craiglist post enough times now

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maids

Me? Well I consider myself a Gentleman and a Sir, a GentleSir, if you will!
I'm intelligent, nihilistic with a wicked sense of humour (the joker from The Dark Knight is such an embodiment of me that I considered suing them haha), I'm a keen gamer, a lover of other cultures (mostly Japan) and an epic pranker!

So if that's to your liking, swipe right! ... and get ready for your worst nightmare! *does an evil laugh*

>>76704529
netherlands (amsterdam)
NOTHING there except anne franke's house

>>76702770
>>76702806
COLONISED

>uruguay
le 155...

aroused by the idea of shagging an escort who isn't even trying to hide how much she dislikes having me up her

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what is a rorke ?

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>watching youtube con videos

>rescue helicopters in Cardiff are used to respond to London emergencies

hmm

>>76704556
what is

The United States is supposed to be a government of laws, not people. But that's a lot of shit. The United States is totally controlled by dirty Jews. And these are ruthless, lawless, criminal people. They've been mutilating their kids for thousands of years, cutting off a piece of their penis. That's illegal too, but that never stopped the dirty Jews.

>>76704509
cum

>>76704526
nah north lincolnshire is the the start of the dividing line imho

>>76704641
London

>>76704620
>rollies
good lad

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>vegans

based Nige
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sx3BrK_NoU8

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>the most important political issue? why foreskins of course m'lady!

liverpool is southern

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The actual fucking STATE of Tottenham's new kit

Ffs

MY DINGALING
MY DINGALING
I WANT YOU TO PLAY WITH MY DINGALING

>>76704663
you haven't answered
rollies forever, you are an excellent lad indeed

>>76704606
done it

bit boring desu

>>76704653
fair point desu

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>>76704687
This you?

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you arrive in boletaria

>>76704672
UK is the best place for veganism. Well maybe not in your northern cardiovascular diseased toilet

opinions on ronnie biggs?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-oZeSqxT2I

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>Do you not know...that in the service one must always choose the lesser of two weevils

what's the rorkest football club?
millwall?
chelsea?

>>76704620
/brit/ nickname for a right-winger. dont know where it comes from

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>leeds is borderline, honestly anything beyond teesside and you can feel the culture shift

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>namefag
>londoner
>vegan

There is no 'northern' England, it goes Southern England, Midlands, then you hit Scotland

Remember when UKIP were the big thing

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>>76704773

>>76704747
autists wanking over the battle of rorke's drift

>>76704735
I'm southern as fuck m8

>>76704745
feel like the 'no one likes us, we dont care' can be said about britain and even anglos in general, so millwall

>>76704515
dj vang

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>>76704773
and he's a bender

>>76704798
good work, detective

>>76704806
Fuck you, I'm Millwall

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am at a gay bar rn
its cool haha

>>76704745

millwall
west ham
leeds
rangers
rochdale

>>76704775
literally nonsensical unless you're saying scotland is england's hat

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>>76704813
AND AN IMMIGRANT

>>76704855
IMAJUHN MY SOORPRISE

Alright, who ate my scotch egg?

>>76704798
im not convinced by that, seems too serious for /brit/

>>76704855
bit gay

>>76704855
drop on your knees, close your eyes, open your mouth, see what happens

>>76704735
fuck off JF

>>76704798
that's not true

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEXT-zgLbW4

The original Rorke

wanking over the battle of rorke's drift

could name more towns in britain than towns in my state

>>76704745
believe Burnley has the highest turnout as a percentage of town residents
the players are also mostly british and the team's the poorest in PL

>>76704872
me haha
*bodyslams mum*

>>76704855
where i don't recognise it, is it in london?

t. somtimes goes to gay bars but not gay

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>>76704855
GIVING ME HAITCH EYE VEE IS NOH A LEGITTERMET FORM OF PROWTEST

>>76704887
How's that lack of empathy going for you m8 ?

>>76704745
Rangers are the official Queens XI, so them

just filtered the namefag

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>sam hyde

>>76704835
vintage post

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>How's that lack of empathy going for you m8?

Who the fuck is this clown?

Why aren't you out right now?

>>76704965
>official Queens XI
What does that mean?

>>76704931
go on then

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king of rorkes

>>76705010
Gas the huns

I am not and have never been an uzi lover

>>76704961
don't care, go home you bowlcut sporting slav

>>76705039
UMM HE'S A CLASSICAL LIBERAL AKSHUALLY

>>76705008
tumblr is invading again

No woman is a hero for exercising her right to murder her child in the womb

>Googles 'Fedora cringe images'
>Quickly type in a choice quote from my intended victim
>Copy the URL into the post field, grinning with anticipated glee, whilst forgetting to change the filename
>Click Submit and wait for the target to be skewered by my titanic wit

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>>76704745

>only posters who defend London on /brit/ are a black man, a literal international rootless cosmopolitan Jew and a gay vegan Eastern European immigrant
does sort of make you think

>>76705087
me in the middle

based black man
based bum bandit
based non-muslim paki
based bimbo

>>76705060
alt lite are identical to classical liberals

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>No woman is a hero for exercising her right to murder her child in the womb

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>work in a company with business units throughout the UK (except norn iron)
>units in West Yorkshire are haemorrhaging money like crazy
>cant get qualified staff there
>staff turnover is fucking ridiculous
>staff sacked because of criminal activity
>clients dont pay their bills
>numerous cases of financial abuse of vulnerable people need to be reported to councils/po po

You honestly can't make this shit up

1 londoner is worth 7 northerners

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>>76704745

>>76705067
can't even actionpost right

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>>Googles 'Fedora cringe images'
>>Quickly type in a choice quote from my intended victim
>>Copy the URL into the post field, grinning with anticipated glee, whilst forgetting to change the filename
>>Click Submit and wait for the target to be skewered by my titanic wit

love water
love ice
love vapour

simple as

just had a job interview

>>76705121
nobody cares, go home

>>76705098
he is from NZ and is not gau

Vaping lads

Ah yes he's simulating his filenames now, how adorable.

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Help me lads

>>76705126
in benefits? yeah sounds about right

>>76705098
i defend london but i'm a partposho

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>Ah yes he's simulating his filenames now, how adorable.

>>76705178

Have you seen his pics? Of course he is, he makes Owen Jones look masculine

>>76705201
are you an archeologist

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>>76705010

>>76705178
>he is from NZ
no he's a slav
>and is not gay
have you seen his hair?

>>76705121
isn't west Yorkshire Pakistani towns

>>76705201
Lottie you hotty

>>76705201
''take the piss''

Destroyed that horrid little runt in verbal battle. Continue as normal.

eating rice cakes i dont know why

>>76705249
bradford leeds and ting

>>76705246
>>76705228
pics

>>76705271
haha what are you like x

>>76705201
fancy a pint

BIG UP NOTTS CREW

>struggles to bench 405lbs
>claims he has done 720 (all time WR is 739)
>they actually let him attempt 725

this cunt should be dead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPXaoamLato

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how do I get a body like this lads

>>76705201
it's over

>>76705246
Im from NZ

>>76705249
Basically

>>76705201
gizza cheeky blowie luv x

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Crikey
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDhj_SM6z5k&feature=youtu.be

eating and crying into a tub of Häagen-Dazs i dont know why

>>76705315
notts mentioned

>>76705279
>>76705249
bradford is yeah, leeds is 80% white

listening to scotland the brave loudly

>>76705353
postcode?

>>76705354
in the centre?

>>76705368
man like ng3

what makes a girl unattractive? seems like all slim women make my penis tingle.

>>76705382
no, all of it. statistically speaking.

>>76705321
that's a big fanny

>>76705315
NOTTS
O
T
T
S

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Crikey (pt 2)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1vdxe5_oQ4

>>76705201
post her pic

>>76705201
kate you make me want to masturbate

>>76705318
eediot

>>76705387
same here lad, carlton?

>>76705408
are you a cheeky student

>>76705345
me and dean on the spinning duck

>>76705345
made me want to revisit this classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y981k2pSfY8

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r8 my spliff lads

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>>76705482
>REEEEEEEEEEE

>>76705461
ye, live near big tesco

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cabAG4flqI

>>76705487
>>76705505
SNAP

Imagine having a gf where you can see her gums when she smiles

UGH

>>76705318
bet he can't even squat 3pl8

>>76705487
deconstructed spliff v postmodern

>>76705511
you go gym in netherfield?

Thinking of leaving uni to become a travelling
Thoughts?

>>76705331
fuck off JF

>>76704530
Born in Wales actually, boyo

>>76705524
thought i was the only one who finds this to be a deal breaking level turnoff desu

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the morning commute

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>being this desperate

>>76705545
nah carlton forum

>>76705409
never seen some sort of mechanical failure that wasn't from china

Hate fucking retarded normoids

Cant open my window because its 24/7 retarded slags screaming like immature idiotic children

>>76705559
>Wales
part of england

>>76705585
what you do lad? work/study

>>76705575
woah Keith Richards was on your train???

>>76705575
Love Cliff Richard me

>>76705591
Pics

>>76705575
Theresa may?

>>76705409
>nu-male at the end

hilarious

Pray for me lads

>>76705552
Why are you so bitter ?

>>76705612
study in birmingham but back home for the summer in notts la'

you?

>>76705591

normoids have lower self awareness than apes

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@(You)

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ABORT ABORT

SHES A MUNT

(on the right)

>>76705652
both work and study here and a native.. why aren't you out in town la

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me and the lads

>>76705651
don't like JFs. simple as.

>>76705716
got no money left haha

>>76705649
*prays you die tomorrow*

haha there you go mate

>>76705409
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hukFfIbyDzM

friendly reminder that landlords are subhuman scum

>>76705747
I still don't know what that means

My heart hurts I'm all loved up

>>76705761
screeching

>>76705769
t. jez

>>76705749
come over i'm buying spoons top of carlton hill

>>76705715

a girl like that would sneer at an incel like me and possibly laugh in my face

holy shit. interstellar is literally one of the best pieces of art that has ever been created

people 50 years from now will be amazed at how little of credit it received for being the closest thing we've seen to a perfect piece of film

tears were streaming down my face by the end. fucking brilliant..

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did you lads see the doctor who finale

>>76705851
had it on in the background

never seen doctor who before, was that really the finale? it was shit

film was subpar

>>76705847
my dear friend there is absolutely nothing wrong with loving interstellar, but when you type shit like:

>holy shit. interstellar is literally one of the best pieces of art that has ever been created

people 50 years from now will be amazed at how little of credit it received for being the closest thing we've seen to a perfect piece of film

I can only assume that you haven't actually seen many films or engaged with many books and so on.

>>76705851
not watched any of this series

>>76705769
You must be a bad tenant.

gummy smile comes from excessive vertical maxillary length.

>>76705777
post su921

>>76705461
I was when I was there YEARS ago

Now I just visit to visit friends that still live there

>>76705851
don't care, fuck off

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me

glad i don't have to live near black people


really don't like them

gerrard and carragher BTFO
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-africa-40415994/diouf-gerrard-needs-to-know-senegal-is-bigger-than-liverpool

dont care

didn't watch interstellar

>>76705939
is it brighton

>>76705955
brixton

donald nigger

>>76705939
Downing Street 10 looking good

state of cinema of interstellar is considered a good film
truly a shitty medium

>>76705950
watch it for zimmer's music, as always the best thing about Nolan's films

Watched Interstellar in Russian in a theatre in Moscow. Liked to pretend I was watching a vision of the communist future.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpPoGyhde6s

>>76705995
find zimmer overrated

>>76705574
Nah lad, it really turns me off. Never seen a girl hot enough that has that where I'd be able to get over it. BITCH JUST LOWER YOUR LIP OR SOMETHING.

i SWEAR i'VE NEVER SEEN GUYS HAVE IT EITHER

*runs a pressure washer through brick work*
*house value increases by 2x*

ahh yes london

>>76705995
state of this post

dont remember giving anyone permission to post in this thread

>>76706011
>>76706028
>look mum! I'm a "patrician"

anyone remember the cuckio meme

*indoctrinates you via chainsmokers songs*

>>76706050
>hurr so cinematic

it's boring background music simple as

>>76706011
he made an effort in Interstellar
>>76706028
we notice you, don't have to try so hard froggy

>>76706050
nah its just shit
people are allowed to have different opinions you know

>yeah I'm a cinephile, my favorite directors are Chris Nolan and David Fincher
ah yes...

>>76702714
anglos navy still sing this one?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kDan_qinn4

notice me

>>76706012
It's common among the english

>>76706084
Fincher's Fight Club is very close to perfection

the nolan defence force think his movies are good because its spectacular
how can you take cinephiles for worthy people

*intentionally forgets the cuckio meme*

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>>76706092
Yeah, this too eternal ally.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZfYtCLA23s

>>76706119
oh fuck off

>>76705989
world cinema is in a pretty good spot, it's just anglo-american is lacking and has been for quite some time. We can also go b ack ages looking at popular films that are considered "good". Can you believe that people think forest gump is good?

People like Bela Tarr, Pedro Costa, Hou Hsiao-Hsien, Abbas Kirastami, Wong Kar-wai have made absolutely amazing films over the past 10-20 years. And as much disdain as I have for contemporary anglo-american cinema there are still good films being made by people like harmony korine, or andrea arnold or the Maysles brothers (rip) or terence davies

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braaap

>>76706106
Is it? Haven't noticed it any more here than any other country in the world.

>>76706117
>how can you take cinephiles for worthy people
*reads Harry Potter*

>>76706164
mmmm... yes...

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>the nolan defence force think his movies are good because its spectacular
>how can you take cinephiles for worthy people

>>76706163
we did it, reddit!

>>76706159
>harmony korine
ADORE this man

>>76702985
same happened to me desu

was happy at first but then i got sad after realising how destructive it is being a top slut

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>>76705914
why did you have to pick that one

got told to stop dabbing in greggs

>>76706225
dfon't know whats going on with his new film, I swear it was in pre-production ages ago

>>76706159
>Bela Tarr, Pedro Costa, Hou Hsiao-Hsien, Abbas Kirastami, Wong Kar-wai
all of them were good in the last century. it doesnt count. kiarostami made movies in the 70s ffs
the truth is that except wang bing and maybe the meme thai man with a weird name theres no good newcomers from the 21th century

>>76706269
completely random. don't know why you saved that anyway

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*becomes your prime minister*

>the gookposter is an actual nonce
who would've known

>>76706172
interstellar is the cinema version of harry potter

*makes a deal with god*
*gets him to swap our places*

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>it's a french autist going on about cinema again episode

Seen this one before.

Okay then, why is interstellar bad?
i'm not disagreeing, but if you can't justify your opinion, it means nothing
i feel like you're just parroting what you read on /tv/

>>76706304
he's got my vote

>>76706279
the one with idris elba? he's shelved it. started production on another since I think. he's a very creative and beautiful soul.

>>76706304
good lad

>>76706276
racist

>>76706328
harry potter is the cinema version of harry potter
state of this stupid hipster frog

fuck sake lads i did something to my 4chan x when trying to put an accent on a letter and now all my posts are written from left to right

>>76706304
https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/881204833314799616

annoying obnoxious drunk slags shouting outside
utter reddit

>ahaha le lets shout at random people across the road xD le first time drunk so wavy xDDDD

arrogant french student

>>76706159
LITERALLY WHO: the list

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>>76706303
i save every pic

>>76706348
not interested in writing a thesis on here about interstellar just dont like it simple as
boring and pretentious

hate arrogant doctors

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>>76706431
>>76706431
>>76706431
NEW

>>76706432
asian children really are the cutest

>>76706446
>22 posts early

Where the FUCK is the so-called Custodian?

>>76706383
*teleports behind you*
*seizes your private property*

https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/881202621004083202

>>76706483
Survation is the more accurate one btw

>>76706383
>people still voting tory

Janny...deal with him

>>76706287
ok you want to do 21st century only? Also think Costa and Kar-Wai and potentially even tsai-ming liang have made their best films this side of the century. obviously that's harder but we can still play:

Apichapong Weekesthaul (your thai man)
Lav Diaz (made earlier films but let's be honest who has seen his pre 2000 work)
Paolo Sorrentino
Andrea Arnold (as I said earlier)
some people would say Carlos Reygadas but I don't agree
Jia Zhangke
Nuri Bilge Ceylan
Peter Strickland

I can probably go on.

Unironically think Strickland is probably the best british director working in "english" at the moment (ironic i know considering he is so european arthouse inspired)

>>76706418
I purposefully picked "entry" level people...

>>76706376
absolutely haram

>>76706164
MMm... *Sniff* ... Is that...? *Sniiiiiff* Unbombusted hydrazine I smell my dear? *Sniff*.. Yes. Very nice *Sniiiiff* Ah yes.. *Sniff* It appears that *Sniff* Highly corrosive acid is accumulating into my *Sniff* lungs, yes.. *Dies*