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Hi, I propose everyone to translate this text to your language as a sign of cultural exchange.
Use every kind of slang you got. I will post an Argentine spanish version to begin
>'Eh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand…
>HERE! BOING!
>AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, anon! Th-Th-They're just sacks of fat on my chest, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they bounce up and down! Jiggle jiggle! I-I bet you want to squeeze them too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Virginboy Anon?! G-Go right ahead! Honk these honkin' honkers as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, s-suck on 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful; my nipples are super hard right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy…~!
>I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my vagina too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing p-panties anyway!
>S-S-S-So, what do you think? …Well, I guess that ragin' 'rection in your pants answers THAT question! HAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic pervert, anon! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you slid out of your mother's! L-L-Look how wet it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking wet! I-I've never seen it this wet before! Look what you're doing to me, you freaking pervert! Y-You sure know how to make a girl all hot and bothered! Oh, lordy! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this wet, it's much easier to cram something up there! And I'm leaking like a freaking sieve here! You'd better p-p-p-plug it up RIGHT NOW!'
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Naaaaah, nunca vistes un par de tetas antes? Cuantos años tenes?? Dios! Jajajaj, bueno ya fue, vamos a corregir esto entonces! Cerra tus ojos un cacho, banca, y….
ACAA! (BOING)
NOOO JJAJAJA, mira tu cara anon! Dios… Son solo dos saquitos de leche en mi pecho, sabes?? P-posta te exitan tanto? M-mira esto entonces! Mira como rebotan! A cuanto que las queres tocar tambien no Señor Pajero?? Como quieras! Dale asi, todo lo que quieras, no hay apuro. Ya fue, chupalas tambien! Se que queres. Pero tene cuidado eh, que tengo los pezoncitos re duros… Anda a saber por que!
A-a-a–a cuanto que me queres ver la concha tambien! Pajero! Pero boah, si ya llegamos hasta aca… por que no? Ni me puse la bombachita hoy de todas maneras..
Q-q-que pensas? Bah, la tenes re parada, eso lo dice todo JAJAJAJJA. Sos tan patetico anon. A cuanto que es la unica que ves que no haya sido la de tu vieja. Mira lo mojadita que esta!! Nunca estuvo tan mojada. Mira lo que me haces, dios. Sabes como calentar a una mujer. Te vas a tener que hacer responsable de esto eh. No calentes la pava si no vas a tomar el mate!
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>>76698510
>replies : 0
Your project failed. Move on famalam
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>>76698510
might aswell translate the bible thats too long sry
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Ya what? You ain't seen a sheila's beauts in ya life? And you're an old cunt? Bloody hell, you're kidding mate! Fuck me, let's get that fixed up! Don't have a look just yet, ya cunt, aaaaaand...
HERE! BOING!
Crikey! You look like a fuckin' right mess! Jesus, mate! They're just a couple-a tits, ya drongo! I can't be fucked writing more.
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>>76698510
Fuck, I was half way there but the cringe is too strong.
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>>76700669
>finn complaining about cringe
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>>76698510
since we already have it:
>Va? Har du aldrig sett ett par bröst förut? HUR gammal är du? H-herrejistanes... Ahahahah! D-då är det dags att fixa det då! Bara stäng dina ögon för en stund, och sååååååå...
>HÄR! BOING!
>AHAHAHAHA! Du borde ha sett ditt ansiktsuttryck! J-jistanes, anon! D-d-de är bara fettsäckar på min bröstkorg, vet du! Får de dig verkligen att bli SÅ upphetsad?! T-ta en titt på det här då! Kolla på hur de studsar upp och ner! Boing boing! J-jag slår vad om att du vill känna på dem också, eller hur, Herr Perversa Oskuldspojke Anon?! G-gör det då! Snattra på dessa snattrande snattare allt du vill! Ta din tid!
Tusan, s-sug på dem också! Jag vet att du verkligen vill det~! Var bara försiktig; mina bröstvårtor är superhårda just nu! V-vet inte varföööör...~!
>J-j-j-j-j-jag slår vad om att du vill se min slida med! Pervo! J-j-jaha, vi har redan kommit så här långt! Lika väl då! Jag har inga t-trosor på mig ändå!
>N-n-n-nå, vad tycker du? ...Jaha, ser ut som att ditt rasande stånd i dina byxor svarar på DEN frågan! HAHAHAHAHA! D-d-du är verkligen ett patetiskt pervo, anon! J-j-j-jag slår vad om att det här är första gången du sett en sen du föl ur din mammas! K-k-kolla hur våt den är! Jesums jävla Kristums, jag är så jävla våt! J-jag har aldrig sett den så här våt förut! Titta vad du nu gjort, ditt satans pervo! D-du vet verkligen hur man besvärar en tjej! Herresatans! Jesus i himlarna! Jag hoppas du tar ansvar för detta! Trots allt, eftersom den är så här våt, så är det mycket lättare att trycka upp något där i! Och jag läcker som en satans kran här! Du borde verkligen p-p-p-proppa upp den OMEDELBUMS!
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>>76700669
I've masturbated to this copypasta in english before, but in my own language it's cringe too
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>>76698672
do more of it tomorrow and the next day till you finish it
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>>76701137
>Leaf replied to me.
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>>76698672
fucjk
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>>76698510
damn, it feels natural a.f.
>什么? 你从来没见过生乳哦? 干, 你都一把年纪了哦ww。哈哈哈……。好啦,就当我替你了了这把心愿吧! 眼睛闭起来一下哦……
>ほら! ボイン
>啊哈哈哈哈!你这是什么表情啊,这不过是我胸前的两袋肉罢了哦 阿农。真能让你那么兴奋了哦?!N-N-那 就让你看个够吧! 看啊, 它们在蹦蹦跳哦!好厉害耶!你肯定超想捏一捏的吧,变态童贞阿农君!尽管来吧!给你抓个够哦!慢慢来哦!喏,去吸上一口吧,你看起来超想要哦。啊不过 不要那么凶啦……不懂为什么 乳头超硬硬的……~!
>我看你是还想看一眼我的小穴穴吧!你这个死变态!哼,既然都做到这份上了,就帮到底吧!反正我又没穿着内裤!
>S-S-S-所以… 你觉得如何呢?… 我想…你身体已经很诚实的告诉我答案了!哈哈哈哈哈!你真是个无药可就的死变态耶 阿农!肯定是你打从老母条肠蹦出来以来 第一次目睹实物吧!K-K-看呐… 都湿湿惹……淦哩娘 我从没看过小穴能这么湿耶!你都对我做了些什么事情啊, 死变态! 你应该知道怎样能把女生弄的热热的 舒舒胡胡的吧!小贱狗,都是你的错!你不要对我不负责哦……毕-毕-毕竟 那边都这么湿了,塞东西进去什么的应该很容易了吧……而且 现在都漏得像个破水管似的!你最好给我好好的堵上去哦!
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>>76707309
thank you for your contribution
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>>76698510
¿Qué? ¿Nunca has visto unos pechos? ¿Cuántos años tienes? ¡V-vaya! ¡Jajajaja! ¡B-bueno, vamos a arreglar eso! Cierra los ojos un momento, yyyyyyyy...
¡AQUÍ! ¡BOING!
¡JAJAJAJAJAJA! ¡Deberías haberte visto la cara! ¡Jopetas anon! S-s-solo son sacos de carne en mi pecho, ¿sabes? ¿De verdad te ponen ASÍ de cachondo? ¡M-mira esto entonces! ¡Mira como botan de arriba a abajo! A-apuesto a que te gustaría manosearlas, ¡¿a que sí, pedazo de virgen pervertido?! ¡H-hazlo sin miedo, toca estos melones tanto como quieras! ¡Tómate tu tiempo! ¡Diantres, chúpa si quieres! ¡Se que te gustaría~! Ten cuidado, ¡mis pezones están super duros ahora mismo! Me pregunto por queee....~
¡A-a-a-a-apuesto a que te gustaría verme el coño también! Pervertido! B-b-bueno, ¡ya que estamos! ¡No llevo b-bragas de todas formas!
Así que... ¿qué te parece? ...Bueno, ¡supongo que esa erección responde a mi pregunta! ¡JAJAJAJAJA! E-e-eres patético, anon. ¡A-a-a-apuesto a que es la primera vez que ves una vagina desde que saliste de la de tu madre! ¡M-m-mira que mojada está! ¡Madre mía, esta tan húmeda! ¡M-mira lo que me estás haciendo, puto pervertido! ¡S-sabes hacer que una chica se sienta caliente y molesta! ¡Señor! ¡Mi gozo en un pozo! ¡Será mejor que tomes responsabilidad por esto! D-después de todo, cuando está así de mojada, es mucho mas fácil meter algo ahí dentro! ¡Y estoy chorreando como una gotera en el mes de abril! ¡Será mejor que la m-m-metas AHORA MISMO!
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Ãhn? Nunca viu um peito não, é? E já tá com quantos anos?! N-nossa! Ahahahah! B-bom, melhor a gente consertar isso aí, então! Fecha os olhos rapidinho, isso, eeeeee...
AQUI! BOING!
AHAHAHAHA! Precisava ver a sua cara! N-nossa, anão! É-é-é só um monte de banha grudado no meu corpo, viu? Ficou excitado assim?! E-então olha isso! Olha como eles quicam! Tóim, tóim! A-aposto que você quer dar uma apertada, né, Sr. Anão Taradão Cabação?! V-vai lá! Buzina minhas buzinas o quanto quiser! Fica à vontade! Ah, vai, d-dá uma chupadinha também! Eu sei que você quer~! Só toma cuidado que meus mamilos tão durinhos! P-por que será...~?
A-a-a-a-a-aposto que você quer ver minha vagina também! Seu tarado! B-b-bom, já chegamos até aqui, por que não? Nem tô usando calcinha mesmo!
E-e-e-e aí, que achou? ... É, acho que esse volumão nas suas calças já responde minha pergunta! HAHAHAHAHA! A-a-anão, seu cachorro tarado! A-a-a-aposto que é a primeira vez que vê uma desde que passou pela da sua mãe! E-e-e olha como tá molhada! Vish Maria, tá MUITO molhada! N-nunca ficou assim antes! Olha o que você fez, seu tarado do caramba! C-cê sabe mesmo como mexer com uma mulher! Minha nossa! Nossa Senhora do Perpétuo Socorro! É melhor dar um jeito nisso agora! A-até porque, quando tá molhada desse jeito, é muito mais fácil de enfiar algo nela! E eu tô vazando que nem uma peneira aqui! Melhor t-t-t-tampar o vazamento AGORA MESMO!
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Can someone post the vocaroo?
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>>76712682
you should write a turkish version and kidnap anzu and force her to read it
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>>76708892
galle nunca vas a escuchar a una rubiecita boluda decir verbos con s de mas, tipo "vistes" o "hicistes"
no sabes de lo que te perdes
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>>76698510
s-sauce?
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>>76713133
>>76713157
check the archive if you didn't see it
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>>76713201
thanks, hermano :^)
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>>76711527
>>76708892
Sounds like every porn flick I ever watched
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>>76711527
>Nossa Senhora do Perpétuo Socorro
lel
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>>76713290
No wonder, dirty talking is unnatural and only prostitutes and sluts will use it.
I at least tried to keep Kogasa's vocabulary within WHITE territory, if I were to add actual slang that is current in Brazil, she'd sound just like a filthy teen-mom nigger.
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>>76713290
>mfw I automatically sexualize every Spanish or Brazilian qt because dubbed conducting inflicted by porn
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>>76712741
Great idea
Im on it
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>>76713680
she probably won't be too enthusiastic though since she doesn't have honkers herself
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>>76716033
Rude! A flat chest only means we have to squeeze twice as hard.
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>>76716715
What? From the two GFs (female) I had in life, one had really small boobs and the other was flat-chested. I didn't specifically look for it, but I guess it generally comes along with a petite, thin frame.
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>>76700669
Cringe are doubled when it's in your own language. Can science explain this?
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> AHAHAHAHA! သင်သည်သင်၏မျက်နှာပေါ်မှာကြည့်မြင်ကြပြီသငျ့ပါ! ကြောင့်ဒုက္ခပဲ, Anon! th-th-They're ရုံ ya ကိုသိ, ငါ့ရင်ဘတ်ပေါ်အဆီ "sacks"! သူတို့ကယ့်ကိုအများကြီးသင် excite သလား ?! ထို့နောက်, ဒီကြည့်, G-ရယူပါ! သူတို့တက်ဆင်း bounce ဘယ်လိုကြည့်ရှုပါ! န့် jiggle! ငါသင်, လွန်းသူတို့ကိုညှစ်ဖို့မစ္စတာယိုယွင်း Virginboy Anon ဘူးချင် BET ?! ညာဘက်ရှေ့မှာ G-Go! ဤအ "honkin honkers" သင်အလိုရှိသလောက်အသံဆူဆူညံညံ! ဖြေးဖြေးလုပ်ပါ! ရော, s-စို့လွန်း ''အပေါ်! ငါသည်သင်တို့ကိုတကယ် ~ ချင်ကိုသိ! ရုံသတိထားပါ; ငါ၏အနို့သီးခေါငျးအခုစူပါခက်များမှာ! ကို C-Can't whyyyy စိတ်ကူး ... ~!
Uhh I tried my best for that part
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>>76707309
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>>76698672
NIGGA? U WUT
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>>76707309
Can you also translate it to subhuman malay?
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>>76718680
What the absolute fuck is this
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>>76718815
Looks like really fucked up Georgian
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>>76718680
is this elvish la
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>Чтo? Tы никoгдa paньшe нe видeл cиceк? B TAКOM-TO вoзpacтe? Уyyy.... Aхaхaхa! Hy ч-чтo-ж, бyдeм этo иcпpaвлять! Зaкpoй глaзa нa ceкyндy, иииии..
>BOT! БAM!
>AХAХAХAХA! Bидeл бы ты cвoё лицo! Бoжe, aнoн! Э-этo жe вceгo-лишь мeшки жиpa! Oни чтo, HACTOЛЬКO тeбя вoзбyждaют? H-нy тoгдa зaцeни вoт этo! Cмoтpи кaк oни тpяcyтcя ввepх-вниз. Пpыг-cкoк! Tы н-нeбocь ждёшь нe дoждёшьcя пoлaпaть их, нe тaк ли, Mиcтep Зaдpoтищe-Извpaщeнeц Aнoн? H-нy дaвaй, нe cтecняйcя! He тopoпиcь ты тaк, тиcкaй их cкoлькo хoчeшь! A, к чёpтy. Moжeшь зaoднo к ним и пpиcocaтьcя. Я жe знaю, чтo ты хoчeшь~! Toлькo ocтopoжнo, y мeня yжe cocки тopчкoм! П-пoнятия нe имeю, пoчeмyyyy~
>Г-г-гoтoвa пocпopить, ты и мeждy нoг кo мнe хoчeшь зaглянyть! Извpaщeнeц! Hy, м-м-мoжeт быть я тeбe и пoзвoлю, p-p-paз мы yжe зaшли тaк дaлeкo! Я в-в-вcё paвнo ceгoдня бeз тpycикoв!
God fucking dammit I can't do this anymore, the cringe is too much.
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>>76718615
>t. english teaching expat
how can it be *cringe-y* in japanese when it's the language of all hentai manga
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>>76719530
Friend of mine knows nip and says JAV is 10 times cheesier than western porn.
Honestly says its kinda ruined for him now.
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>>76707309
>random hirigana in Trad. Chinese text
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>>76698510
>에,에~!? 전에 가슴 본적이 없다구? 도대체 몇살인거야?! 미친, 푸하하하하하하! 그,그래, 그럼 누나가 보여줄게! 눈 좀 잠시 감아봐, 자아아아암시만.....
>여기! (출렁출렁)
>하하핫! 니 얼굴 좀 봐봐! 미친... Anon! 가,가,가슴 크지, 그치! 좋아!? 그,그럼 이것 좀 봐봐! 이렇게 가슴이 위아래로 흔들리지? 출렁 출렁! 한 번 잡아보고 싶지, 그치, 이 변태 동정남?! 해,해봐! 마음껏 출렁출렁거리게 해봐! 헤, 빨아도 봐봐! 하고 싶은거 다 알아~! 근데 조심해, 지금 내 유두가 발기해있거든! 왜,왜 그런지는 모르겠지만.....~!
>보,보,보,보,보,보,보지도 보고 싶지! 이 변태! 아,아,알았어, 이 정도까지도 했으니까! 안 될거 없지! 어차피 나 지금 노팬티야!
>그,그,그,그래서 어떻게 생각해? 음, 발기한거 보니 대충 알 거 같네! 헤헤헤헤헤헤! Anon 이,이,이, 왕변태! 태어날 때 본 엄마 껏 말고는 본 적 없지! 어,얼마나 젖었는지 한 번 봐봐! 하 개 씨 발, 존나 젖었잖아! 이,이렇게 젖어본 적이 없거든! 뭐하는거야, 이 개변태! 여, 여자를 다루는 법 하나는 잘 아네! 아 씨발 개씨발 책임 확실히 지라구! 그,그리고 이 정도로 젖었으니, 쑤시는 것도 편하겠지! 존나 씨발 빨고 있고 있잖아! 빠,빠,빨리 넣으란 말야 지금 당장!!!!
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>>76719773
어떻게 그렇게 잘 아노
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>>76698510
Häh? Et ole koskaan nähnyt rintaparia? Ja olit kuinka vanha?! Jestas! Ahahahah! N-no meidän on parasta korjata tämä sitten! Sulje vain silmäsi hetkeksi, jaaaaaaa...
Tässä! (Boing!)
Ahahahaha! Olisitpa nähnyt ilmeesi! Je-jessus, Anon! N-n-ne ovat vain ihrasäkkejä rinnassani, tiedäthän? Innostavatko ne sinua oikeasti noin paljon? Ka-katsohan tätä sitten! Näe, miten ne hyppelevät alas ja ylös! Heiluta, heiluta! Lyön vetoa, että haluat puristella niitä, etkö vain, herra Perverssoitunut Neitsytpoju Anon?! O-ole hyvä vaan! Tööttää näitä töötin tööttejä niin paljon kuin haluat! Ota aikasi! Hitto, i-ime niitä myös! Tiedän sinun halajavan sitä ~! Ole kuitenkin varovainen; nännini ovat nyt todella kovat juuri nyt! E-en tiedä miksiiiiii...~!
Ly-ly-ly-lyön vetoa sinun haluavan nähdä myös vaginani! Senkin pervo! N-n-no olemmehan jo näin pitkällä! Voisimme vain jatkaa! E-enhän minä ole edes pukenut pi-pikkuhousuja!
J-j-j-joten mitäs pidät? ...No, arvaan housuissasi raivoavan erektion vastaavan kysymykseen! Hahahahaha! Olet täysin säälittävä pervo, anon! Ly-ly-ly-lyön vetoa sen olevan ensimmäinen näkemäsi sitten äitisi! Ka-ka-katso kuinka märkä se myös on! Jeesuksen vitun Kristukset, kuinka märkä se onkaan! E-en ole ennen nähnyt sitä näin märkänä! Katso mitä teet minulle, hemmetin pervo! Si-sinä todella tiedät kuinka saada nainen kuumaksi ja välittäväksi! Voi luojani! Kristus! Sinun on paras ottaa vastuuta tästä! Si-sitä paitsi näin märkänä sinne on paljon helpompi tunkea jotain! Ja minä vuodan kuin seula! Sinun on paras tu-tu-tukkia se HETI!
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>>76720033
EI VITTUN
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>>76720033
hullumies
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>>76718815
It's Burmese.
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>>76719332
I can't stand the cringe, that shit sure does sounds better in anglo
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>>76720172
Is this a some kinda Japanese meme or You made it by yourself?
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>>76720192
I've just generate this. not a meme.
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>>76698578
>No calentes la pava si no vas a tomar el mate!
lmao
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>>76720033
I think this became too formal since it's a bit rough to read because of all the literal translation and anglisms.
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>>76698672
No worries mate, had some time so finished it for ya
Ya what? You ain't seen a sheila's beauts in ya life? And you're an old cunt? Bloody hell, you're kidding mate! Fuck me,
let's get that fixed up! Don't have a look just yet, ya cunt, aaaaaand...
HERE! BOING!
Crikey! You look like a fuckin' right mess! Jesus, mate! They're just a couple-a tits, ya drongo! Do they get ya pumpin THAT much?!
'ave a gander at this, then! See how they wobble up and down! Wibble wobble! I bet you wanna have a fair go at 'em too, dont'cha, Ya Sicko Wuss Anon?!
Go right ahead! Have a fair go at these ace racks all you want! Take your time! Fuck, g-gobble on em too! I know you really wanna~! Just be careful;
my nips are fuckin rock solid right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy...~!
I-I-I-I-I-I bet ya wanna see my cunt too! You sicko! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Fuck it! I'm not wearing u-undies anyway!
S-S-S-So, what do ya reckon? ...Well, I guess that crackin fat in your pants answers THAT question! HAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic sicko,
anon! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you popped out ya mum's! L-L-Look how wet it is, too! Bloody fucking Hell,
It's so fucking wet! I-I've never seen it this wet before! Look at what you're doing, you fucking bastard! Y-You sure know how to make a sheila all hot and bothered!
Oh, fuck! Jesus fuck me! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this wet, it's bloody easy to shove something up there!
And I'm leaking like a fucking can of VB here! You'd better p-p-p-plug it up RIGHT NOW!
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>'Eh? Du hast noch nie ein Paar Brüste gesehen? Und du bist wie alt? G-gott! Ahahahaha! Nun, das ändern wir dann besser! Schau mal kurz weg, uuuuuuuund...
>HIER! BOING!
>AHAHAHAHA! Du solltest mal dein Gesicht sehen! G-Gott, A-anon! D-d-das sind nur Klumpen aus Fett an meiner Brust, weißt du? Findest du das wirklich so aufregend? D-dann Schau dir mal DAS an! Siehst du, wie sie hin und herwackeln? Schüttel-die-Schüttel! Ich wette dü würdest sie gerne mal anfassen, oder, du kleine versaute Jungfrau? T-trau dich, los! Spiel mir das Lied deiner Leute auf meinen Hupen! Und lass dir Zeit! Ach Scheiße, lutsch auch an ihnen! Du willst es doch! Sei bloß vorsichtig, meine Nippel sind gerade steinhart! Ich weiß gar nicht w-warum..~!
>I-i-i-i-i-i-ch wette, du willst jetzt auch meine Vagina sehen! Du Perversling! N-naja, wo wir schonmal hier sind... Ich trage eh keine Unterwäsche!
>A-a-a-also, was denkst du? ... Ich denke der Ständer in deiner Hose spricht Bände! HAHAHAHAHA! Du bist so ein erbärlicher Perversling, Anon! I-i-i.ich wette, dass ist das erste mal, dass du eine Fotze seit deiner Geburt gesehen hast! Sieh mal wie feucht sie ist. Verdammte Axt, wie ein Sturzbach! Hab ich so noch nicht erlebt! Schau dir an, was du mit mir gemacht hast du Perversling! Offenbar weißt du, wie man einer Dame wie mir die Schleuse flutet. Oh Gott. Jude an einem Kreuz! Du übernimmst besser die Verantwortung dafür! I-Immerhin ist es viel einfacher, da etwas reinzubuttern, wenn es so feucht ist! Und ich lecke wie ein Sieb! Also stopfst du mir besser das Leck und zwar JETZT!
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>>76698510
Hein? T'as jamais vu une paire de sein? Et t'as quel âge? Ahahahahaha putain! Et bien, il est temps que ça change! Ferme les yeux une seconde, et...........
VOILA ! BOUING!
AHAHAHAHA! Tu devrais voir ta tête! Vindiou anon! Ce sont juste des poches de gars sur mon torse tu sais! Ils t'excitent à CE point?! E-Et ben regarde ça alors ! Regarde comme ils rebondissent de haut en bas! Je parie que tu veux les palper, hein monsieur le puceau pervers, anon ?! V-Vas y alors ! Palpe moi les nichons autant que tu veux ! Prends ton temps ! Suce les même ! Je sais que tu le veux~! Fais juste attention, mes tétons sont super durs là ! Aucune idée de pourquoi~!
J-J-J-J-J-J'suis sûre que tu veux voir ma chatte aussi ! Espèce de pervers ! E-E-Et bien, puisqu'on en est déjà là, pourquoi pas ! Je n'ai pas de culotte là de toute façon !
A-A-A-Alors, qu'est-ce que t'en penses? ... Et bien, je pense que l'érection saillante que j'aperçois dans ton pantalon répond à la question ! HAHAHAHAHAHA! T-T-T'es vraiment un pervers, anon! J-J-J-Je parie que c'est la première que tu vois depuis que t'en sorti de celle de ta mère! R-R-Regarde comme je suis mouillée! Bon sang de bon dieu, c'est putain de mouillé ! Je ne l'ai jamais vu aussi mouillée avant! Regarde ce que tu as fait, espèce de gros pervers! T-Tu t'y connais quand il s'agit de chauffer une fille! Oh doux jésus! Jésus Marie Joseph! T'as intérêt à prendre tes responsabilités après ça! A-Après tout, c'est super facile de s'introduire quand c'est mouillé comme ça! Et c'est en train de fuir à une vitesse là! Tu devrais b-b-b-b-b-boucher ça MAINTENANT!
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>>76720638
Fuck I should reread myself before posting
>Ce sont juste des poches de gars
Ce sont juste des poches de gras
>c'est la première que tu vois depuis que
c'est la première que t'en vois une depuis que
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In Swiss German:
Was? Du hesch nie vorhär e Satz Brüscht gseh? Und du bisch WIE alt?! Du mini Güeti! Ahahahah! G-guet, mir bringe das besser in Ordnig! Due eifach dini Auge für e Momänt schliesse, uuuuuund...
Do! BOING!
AHAHAHAHA! Du södsch di Gsichtsusdruck gseh! Mini Güeti, Anon! D-d-das sind Bütel us Fett uf minnere Bruscht, weisch! Begeischtere sie die SO sehr? W-wirf denn e Blick do druff! Lueg wie sie ufe- und abehüpfe!
Wackel wackel! I-I wett, du willsch sie au zämmedrucke, oder, Herr Perverse Jungfraubueb Anon?! Ch-chumm scho! Druck die massive Hupe so vill du willsch! Lo dir Zit! Zum Tüfel, s-sug au an ihne! I weiss dass du s wirklich willsch~! Sig einfach vorsichtig; mini Nippel sind grad superhart! Ch-cha mir nid vorstelle wiesoooo...~!
I-I-I-I-I-I wett, du willsch au mini Vagina gseh! Du Perverse! G-g-guet, mir sind scho so wit gange! Chönne grad so gue witermache! I trag sowieso kei Unterwösch!
S-S-S-So, was dänksch du? ...Guet, I schetz, die wahnsinnigi Erektion in dinnere Hose beantwortet DIE Frog! HAHAHAHAHA! D-d-du bisch so e jämmerliche Perverse, Anon! I-I-I-I wett sisch s erscht Moll, dass du eini gseh hesch, sit du usegrutscht bisch us dinnere Mueter ihre. L-l-lueg au, wie füecht sie isch! Jesus im Himmel, sie isch so verdammt nass. I-I ha sie no nie so nass gseh.
Lueg was du mit mir am mache bisch, du verdammte Perverse! D-du weisch wirklich, wie me e Meitli perplex mache cha! Oh Gott! Chrischt am Chrütz! Du duesch besser Verantwortig übernä dodefür! Sch-schliesslich, wenn sie so nass isch, isch es vill eifacher öbbis ihnezschtopfe! I verlier grad Flüssigkeit wiene verdammts Sieb! Sisch besser, du sch-s-sch-schtecksch ihn ihne! JETZT GRAD!
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>>76698510
the cringe is so powerful but it's too funny
>'Ai? N'ai vazut niciodata o pereche de sani? Si CATI ani ai?! V-vai! Hahaha! P-pai, mai bine corectam asta, atunci! Doar inchideti ochii pentru o secunda, siiiiiiii...
>UITE! BOING!
>HAHAHA! Ar fi trebuit sa-ti fi vazut privirea! N-naiba, Anoane! S-s-sunt doar saci de grasime pe pieptul meu, stii! Chiar te excita ATAT de mult? P-priveste asta, atunci! Uite-i cum sar! Zdrang zdrang! P-pariu ca vrei sa ma ciupesti de ei, nu, Domle Baietel Virginel Anonel?! H-hai fa-o! Apasa-mi claxonu pe cat vrei tu! Distreaza-te! Naiba, m-mai si suge-i! Stiu ca vrei~! Dar ai grija, sfarcurile-mi sunt super tari acu! N-nu-mi dau seama de ceeeee...~!
>P-p-p-p-pariu ca vrei sa-mi vezi si vaginu! Perversule! P-p-pai, deja am ajuns pan-aci! De ce nu! Oricum nu port c-chiloti!
>D-d-deci, ce crezi? ...Pai, cred ca 'rectia aia masiva din pantalonii tai e raspunsul la intrebarea AIA! HAHAHAHA! E-e-esti asa un pervers patetic, Anoane! P-p-p-pariu ca e prima pe care ai vazut-o de cand ai iesit din a ma-tii! U-u-uite-o cat de uda e! Doamne Isuse, e a dracului de uda! N-n-am vazut atat de uda inainte! Uite ce-mi faci, perversu dracu! Stii cum sa faci o fata sa se simta femeie! O, Doamne! Isuse pe bat! Ar trebui sa-ti asumi responsabilitatea pentru asta! C-ca doar na, cand e atat de uda, e mult mai usor s-o astupi cu ceva! Si ma scurg ca o sita aci! Ai face bine s-o a-a-a-astupi FIX ACUM!
>>76720367
precision bogan memegineering
>>76720638
As always it's better in French
>>76720716
wew lad
>Gsichtsusdruck gseh
there's an "ugh" sound between the g and s isn't it?
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>>76720762
>inchideti
inchide-ti
should have done like>>76720669 senpai
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>>76720762
>>Gsichtsusdruck gseh
>there's an "ugh" sound between the g and s isn't it?
There is no vowel between the g and s. (In the standard German word Gesichtsausdruck there is a vowel.)
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que chucha, nunca hay visto tetas antes?? y cuantos años teni? CONCHETUMADRE JSKAAJSKASJKASKASKJSJKAS, ya oh, arreglemo esa wea entonces. Cierra los ojos un rato yyyyyyy...
MIRA WEON, *BOING*
ajskjaksjkasjakjsjka hubierai visto la cara que pusiste, chucha anon, son solo bolsas de grasa en mi pecho, la dura que te calientan tanto? cacha esta wea entonces. Cachai como rebotan parria y pa'ajo? te apuesto lo que querai a que queri puro agarrarlas tambien, o no señor caliente perkin anon? dale po, apretame las tetas too lo que querai, chupalas tambien po, se que te moris de ganas. pero ten cuidao weon, tengo los pezones mas duros que la chucha. ni se por que~~
que te apuesto que tambien me queri ver la zorra, cochino culiao. yapo, si ya hicimo caleta y ni tengo churrines
ya po, que crei? se te paro brigido weon, ajksjaksjkasjkas puta el cochino culiao perkin weon, que te apuesto a que es la primera que vei desde que saliste del choro de tu vieja, cacha que esta bien moja la wea. conchetumadre esta super moja la wea
la dura que nuca antes ha estado tan mojada, mira la wea que me hiciste hacer po culiao califa, se nota que sabi engrupir a las minas. pal pico weon, vo teni que arreglar la caga que dejaste, en too caso cuando esta tan moja es re papa chantar weas, toy mas moja que guaton en sauna, chantame el pico al toque weon
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>>76720950
not an actual vowel, just a breath of air between consonants
kinda like in slavic lingos you know
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>>76698510
>Haa? Di ka pa nakakakita ng dede? At ilang taon ka na? D-Diyusko! Hahahaha! Kailangan nating ayusin yan! Dali, isara mo muna yang mga mata mo at....
>HETO! (BOING!)
>HAHAHAHA! Kung nakita mo lang yung mukha mo, anon! M-M-Mga sako ng taba lang yan sa dibdib ko ano! Ginaganahan ka ba TALAGA diyan?! E-Edi tingnan mo to! Tignan mo kung paano sila tumataas at bumababa! Patalbog-talbog! S-siguro gusto mo silang pisilin ano, malibog na virgin na anon? S-sige lang! Anuhin mo lang tong ano ko kung gaano katagal mong gusto! Sige lang! Kung gusto mo pa nga, dumede ka pa! Dahan-dahanan mo lang, naninigas na tong mga utong ko! D-di ko alam kung bakit... ~!
>S-s-s-s-siguro gusto mo ring makita ang pekpek ko? Malibog ka! P-p-pero kung nasa puntong ito na tayo, bakit hindi? Wala naman akong suot na p-panty eh!
>S-s-s-so, ano sa palagay mo?... Yang tumitigas mong titi na siguro ang sumasagot! HAHAHAHA! A-anlibog mo talaga, anon! S-s-siguro ito yung una mo matapos mong dumulas sa ganito ng nanay mo! T-t-tingnan mo kung gaano pa siya kabasa! Putangina, sobrang basa na niya! Ngayon ko lang nakita 'tong ganito kabasa! Tingan mong ginagawa mo sa akin, ikaw na malibog ka! Alam na alam mo kung paano anuhin ang mga babae ano? Diyusko! Susmaryosep! [You'd better take some responsibility for this!] K-k-kasi kung ganito na siya kabasa, mas madaling magpasok ng kung ano dito! At anlakas na rin ng tulo ko oh! Ip-p-pasok mo na nga yan NGAYON!!
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Am I the only one who didn't feel embarrassed when he translated it? The perverted stuff didn't get out of control. I think a tasteless text would have been cringy.
>>76721056
I'm not completely sure but I think I exhale a little between G and S.
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>>76721410
not really. i kek'd hard
>exhale a little between G and S.
yeah that's it
thanks swiss germanon
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>'E? S'ke pa kurr cica me pare? Dhe SA vjec je? Z-zot i madhi! Ahahah! E-epo , me mire t'a ndreqim kete pra! Thjesht mbylli syte per ca kohe, dheeee....
>JA!VUP!
>AHAHAHAHA! Ti duhet t'a kishe pare pamjen qe kishe! Par ate zot filan! J-jane thjesht thesa dhjami ne kraharorin tim ti e di! KAQ SHUME te ngjallin ndjenja keto?! Sh-shiko kete pra! Shiko si shkojne siper e poshte? Uop uop! E- e kam te ditur qe do ti prekesh apo jo, Z.Filan i zvetenuar?! V-vazhdo! Gagariti keto gagarit te gagaruara sa te duash! Varja, eshe thithi nese do! E di qe do~! Thjesht ki nje cike droje; thithkat e mia jane gur! S-se di pseeeee...~!
>M-m-m-m-mund ta them me plot goje se do te shohesh edhe pillin tim! Zvetan! E-e-epo meqe jemi ketu!Edhe mundet! S'jam duke veshur mbathje gjithsesi!
>P-pra c'mendon?... Epo; mendoj se ajo ngrehje e cmendur i pergjigjet KESAJ pyetjeje!HAHAHAH! Je per te ardhur keq filan! E-e-e di se eshte e para qe ke pare qysh kur e dale nga ajo e nenes tende!Sh-sh-sh-shiko sa e lagur jam! Par ate zot, eshte KAQ E LAGUR! S-se kam pare ndonjehere kaq te lagur! Shiko c'me bere zvetan i marre! T-ti po qe di t'a besh nje vashez te laget! O perendi! Zot i madhi! Si thua te marresh ca pergjegjesi per cfare bere? Pas te gjithave, kur eshte kaq e laget, eshte me e thjeshte te fusesh dicka brenda! Dhe une jam duke pikuar si ene e shpuar per ate zot!! Do te beje mire t-t-t-ta fusje ate gje brenda meje TANI!
That was really painful to write m80s
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>>76698510
Huh? Je hebt nog nooit borsten gezien? Hoe oud was je ook alweer?! J-Jemig! Hahaha! N-nou, daar kunnen we dan maar beter wat aan gaan doen! Sluit je ogen even, eeeeen.....
HIER! BOINK!
HAHAAHAHA! Je zou je gezichtsuitdrukking eens moeten zien. Jemig, anon. H-H-Het zijn maar zakken vet op mijn borst, weet je! Winden ze je nou echt ZO ontzettend op?! A-Anschouw dit maar, dan! Zie je hoe ze op en neer stuiteren? Flop flop! I-Ik durf te wedden dat je er ook in wil knijpen, nietwaar, meneer de perverse maagd Anon?! G-Ga je gang! Toeter maar met deze tetten zoveel als je wilt! Neem de tijd! Schijt, z-zuig er ook maar op! Ik weet dat je dat echt wil~! Maar wees voorzichtig: mijn tepels zijn superhard nu! I-Ik kan me niet voorstellen waarooooom...~!
I-I-I-I-Ik durf te wedden dat je mijn vagina ook wil zien! Jij viezerik! N-N-Nou, we zijn nu toch al zo ver gegaan! Waarom ook niet?! Ik draag toch geen slipje!
D-D-D-Dus, wat vind je? ...Nou, ik denk dat die kankerharde erectie in je broek die vraag wel beantwoord! HAHAAHAHA! J-J-Je bent zo'n zielige viezerik, anon! I-I-I-Ik durf te wedden dat het de eerste is die je gezien hebt sinds die van je moeder! M-M-Moet je zien hoe nat 'ie ook is! Jeetje-verdomme-mineetje, hij is zo verdomd nat! I-Ik heb hem nog nooit zo nat gezien! Moet je zien wat je met me doet, jij verdomde smeerlap! J-Je weet een meisje wel geil te maken! Oh, hemeltje! Jezus en zijn gehandicapte broertje Jan! Je kan hier maar beter de verantwoordelijkheid voor nemen! Als hij zo nat is is het immers veel makkelijker om er iets in te douwen! E-en ik lek als een verdomde ketel! Je kan het lek maar beter d-d-dichten, en wel NU METEEN!
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>>76722315
*Aanschouw
>>76722107
it was. fun too though
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>>76722315
>kankerharde
so the dutch really use cancer in swearing
top kek
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>>76721410
I actually treated it as a challenge since translating by myself is not that easy task.
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>>76722315
my sides
>>76718896
translate it roach
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>>76720762
Te omor moldovene.
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>>76720371
>Jude an einem Kreuz
Kek
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>>76722647
all the time
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>>76722647
they use it for emphasis even for good things like kankerlekker its pretty funny
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>>76698510
>Hein? T'as jamais vu une paire de seins auparavant? Et t'as quel âge?! SEIGNEUR! AHAHAHAHAHAH! B-bon, vaut mieux régler ça, dans ce cas! Ferme les yeux quelques instants, ettttttttttttttt...
>OUVRE! BOING!
>AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Si tu voyais ta tête! S-Seigneur, anon! C-C-Ce ne sont que des sacs de graisse sur ma poitrine, tu sais! Ils t'excitent TANT QUE CA?! R-Regarde ça, alors!
Too lazy to continue, m8
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>>76722903
urasc la tine romanurile
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>>76720371
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0aoquU_bN0
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>>76698510
Only do a little because cringe.
>Ấy? Cậu chưa thấy ngực gái bao giờ à? Mà cậu BAO NHIÊU tuổi? Phì! Ô kê, chúng mình sẽ thay đổi điều đó! Chỉ nhắm mắt một giây thôi nhé, vààà...
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>>76698510
i will do it in derja
omrek ma rit bzezel kbal kadech omrek mdr hhhhhhh yezemna nrigloha mella saker inik w osbor socounda
hne bawww
hhhhhhhhh*yezem tokhzer lel khazra teek ala wijehk mdr anon mabin bin fat ala sedri taref taw ichaykhouk
got tired here ehhh
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this thread is ebin
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>>76722107
This 'q'
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>>76698510
I wish I wasn't lazy
But I am
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>>76711527 here. Here's my local dialect, mineirês:
Uai, sô! Nunca viu uns mamá não, fi? Quans ans cê tem memo? N-Nussa! Ahahahah! B-Bão tamém, vão dá um jeito nisso aí? Fecha os zói rapidim, eeee....
Ó! BOING!
AHAHAHAHA! Ó a cá do minino! N-Nó, anão! É só uns sá de banha ni mim, viu? Qu'excitação é essa?! T-Tão óia isso! Ó como éis balanga! Tóim tóim! J-já vi que cê qué pertá um cado tamém, né não, Sô Anão Morgadão Cabação?! T-tão vai! Perta forte eis trem té dizê chega! Tem pressa não! Ow, c-chupa aí tamém! Eu sei qsê qué~! Ma cuidado aí, fi, qmeus mamilo tão dudimais! N-Neeeem ideia por que...~!
A-A-A-A-A-Aposto que cê qué vê a perereca tamém! Lesado! M-M-Mas dêxa quéto, já chegamo aqui, né não? Bora lá! Nem tô de calcinha memo!
E-E-E-E aí, gostô? ... Eita, sô, sa jeba duraça nas calça já respondeu! HAHAHAHAHA! C-C-Cé muito lerdão, fi! D-D-D-Dé sê a primeira qsê vê deis que saiu da sua mãe, né não? Ó-Ó-Ói issaqui, tá molhadinha! Nó, tá molhadimais! N-Nunca visso não, uai! Ói que cê fez comigo, cavalo! C-cê sá memo senjuado cas muié, viu? Nusga! Creindeuspai! Agora dá um jeito aí, qué nem sabê! Moiá deistan é fais botá um trem lá dên! E eu tô entornando mai que penêra aqui! T-T-T-Tampsuaí, BÓRA!
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>>76720638
>Vindiou
Lmao
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>anime autism in hindi
i remember the cheesy digimon dubs, absolutely not
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>>76720762
>As always it's better in French
Based Romania
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>>76720033
Here's a fixed version.
Häh? Et ole koskaan nähnyt rintaparia? Ja olit siis kuinka vanha? Jestas! Ahahahah! N-no meidän on parasta korjata asia sitten! Sulje vain silmäsi hetkeksi, jaaaaa...
Tässä! (Boing!)
Ahahahaha! Olisitpa nähnyt ilmeesi! Je-jesss, Anon! N-n-ne ovat vain rasvasäkkejä rinnassani, tiedäthän? Kiihottavatko ne sinua oikeasti noin paljon? Ka-katsos tätä sitten! Näe, miten ne hyppelevät ylös-alas! Hölskytin, hölskytin! Lyön vetoa, että haluat puristella niitä, etkö vain, herra Perverssoitunut Neitsytpoju Anon?! O-ole hyvä vaan! Tööttää näitä töötin tööttejä niin paljon kuin jaksat! Älä pidä kiirettä! Hitto, i-ime niitä myös! Tiedän sinun haluavan sitä~! Ole kuitenkin varovainen, koska nännini ovat todella kovat juuri nyt! E-en tiedä miksiiiiii...~!
Ly-ly-ly-lyön vetoa sinun haluavan nähdä myös vaginani! Mokoma pervo! N-n-no olemmehan jo näin pitkällä, joten voisimme vain jatkaa! E-eihän minulla ole edes pi-pikkuhousuja!
J-j-j-joten mitä pidät? ...No, arvaan housuissasi raivoavan erektion vastaavan kysymykseeni! Hahahahaha! Olet täysin säälittävä pervo, anon! Ly-ly-ly-lyön vetoa sen olevan ensimmäinen sitten äitisi! Ka-ka-katso miten märkä se on! Jeesuksen vitun Kristus, kuinka märkä se onkaan! E-en ole ennen nähnyt sitä näin vetisenä! katso mitä teit, hemmetin pervo! Si-sinä todella tiedät kuinka saada nainen kuumaksi ja tyydyttyneeksi! Voi luoja! Kristus! Sinun on parasta ottaa vastuu tästä! Si-sitä paitsi näin märkänä sinne on helpompi tunkea jotain! Ja minä vuodan kuin seula! Sinun on paras tu-tu-tukkia se HETI!
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>Eh? Nunca has visto un par de senos en tu vida? Y qué edad tienes? Dios! Ahahahah! B-bueno, vamos a arreglar eso, entonces! Solamente cierra tus ojos por un instante, yyyyyyyyy...
>AQUÍ! BOING!
>AHAHAHAHA! Tú deberías de haber visto la mirada en tu cara! D-dios, Anon! N-n-no son nada mas que sacos de grasa en mi pecho, sabés? Realmente te emocionan TANTO?! D-dale una mirada a esto, pues! Ve como botan arriba y abajo! Jiggle jiggle! Y-yo apuesto que quieres tocarlos, Señor Pervertido Niñovirgen Anon?! A-adelante! Honk a estos honkin' honkers tanto como quieras! Toma tu tiempo! Diablos, ch-chúpalos tambien! Sé que en verdad quieres! Aunque sé muy cuidadoso; mis pezones están super duros en este momento! No imagino porquééé...~!
>Y-y-y-y-y-yo apuesto a que quieres ver mi vagina también! Tú pervertido! B-b-bueno, ya hemos llegado hasta aquí! Deberíamos también! Yo no estoy usando b-bragas de cualquier manera!
>P-p-pues qué piensas? ...Bueno, I asumo esa erección rabiante en tus pantalones responde ESA pregunta! HAHAHAHAHA! T-t-tú eres un pervertido tan patético, Anon! Y-y-y-yo apuesto que esta es la primera que has visto desde que deslizaste fuera de la de tu madre! M-m-mira qué mojada está! Hostia, está tan mojada! Y-yo nunca he visto que esté tan mojada! Ve qué me estás haciendo, pervertido! T-tú seguramente sabes como hacer a una mujer toda caliente y desconfortada! Oh señor! Cristo-enpalado! Tu mejor deberías tomar un poco de responsabilidad por esto! D-después de todo, cuando ya está tan mojada, es mucho más fácil meter alguna cosa allí adentro! Y yo estoy goteando como un tamiz aquí! Tu mejor deberías e-e-enchufarlo en ESTE MOMENTO!
I didn't know I sucked so much at translating stuff from English to Spanish. I decided to keep certain stuff, like "Hahas" and "honk" in English because there are no words in Spanish that could possibly convey the same kind of meaning as their English equivalents.
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>>76731645
>hahas
How about jajaja?
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>>76731945
Jaja sounds nowhere near as natural or cute as haha.
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>>76698510
Proto-Slavic recon.
>čǐ? nikoda ne vidělǔ jesi grǫdi? KOLIKO lětǔ jǐmasi? b-bodzi! ahahahahah! t-tako, jǐmavě nuďǫ měniti to! mǔkni tvoja očesi na migǔ, iiiiiiiiiiii...
>tu! bǫ!
>AHAHAHAHA! vidělǔ bi ty svoje lice! b-bodzi, anone! to prosto este měšǐka žira, ty věsi to! oně budite tę tako moťǐno? ględaji na to! ględaji, kako oně tręsete sę vǔ gorǫ i vǔ dolǔ! mysljǫ, ty tako že xoťešǐ žęti ji, prava jesmǐ, Mistere Perverted Virginboy Anon (¯\_(ツ)_/¯ )?!
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>>76698510
>Eh? Hues'de nani e Puer Brescht gesinn? An du bass wéi aal? Kràitzdonnerwieder! Ahahahah! M-Majo mer mussen daat dann mol enneren! Ma juste deng Oen fier eng Sekonn zou, aaaaaaaaan...
>HEI!BOING!
>AHAHAHAHA! Du häss dain Gesiihtausdrock missen gesinn! J-Jesus, Jhempi! Se-se-se sinn juste Säck vun Fett op menger Broscht weesde! Excitéieren se deg wierkleg sou vill? K-Kuck der dunn daat mol un! Kuck wei se rop an rof sprangen! Jiggle-Jiggle! E-Ech wetten du wélls se onnach drécken,Monsieur Perversen Jongfraenjong Jhemp?! F-Fänk un! Dréck des dreckend Brescht souvill 'sde wells! Huel der Zäit!Kretschewt suckel och un hinnen! Ech weess das'de et wierkleg wells! Pass nemmen op;meng Nippelen sinn super hart lo grad! K-Kenn mer net vierstellen fierwaat...!
>E-E-E-E-E-Ech wetten du wells onach meng Kescht kucken! Du perversen! M-M-M-Majo dann, mer sinn schons sou wäit ! Ech hun souwiesou kéng Ennerwesch un!
>A-A-A-Also,waat seesde?.... Majo ech mengen deng rageierend Erektioun an denger Box beempfert déi Fro! HAHAHAHA! D-D-Du bass sou en matleederregenden Perversen, Jhempi! E-E-E-Ech wetten et ass déi eicht Kéeier dasde eng gesäis säitdeems de aus denger Mam hierer erausgeschlach bass! K-K-Kuck wei naass se ass! Hackerstiwwel namol se ass sou naass! E-Ech hun se nanie sou naass gesinn! Kuck waat'sde mier undees du Perversen! D-Du wees secher wei en en meetchen ganz woarm an enerveiert mecht!Oh Haerrchen! Monsier Jesus um Béngel! Du häss besser Responsabilitéit fier daathéiten ze iwwerhuelen!J-Jiddferfall,wann se sou naass ass ,ass et vill mei liicht eppes do eranzestierchen! Ech lecken wei eng houren Séibecken héi! Du häss besser et elo ze verstoppen an zwar DIREKT!'
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>>76698510
callate mogolico de mierda
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>>76720367
I wish more doujins were translated into bogan
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Why are you doing this
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>Щo? Tи нiкoли нe бaчив цицьoк? B TAКOMУ вiцi? Гocпoди! Aaхaхaхх! Д-дoбpe, кpaщe цe випpaвити! Зaплющ oчi нa ceкyндy, iiiiii
>OCЬ! БAM!
>AХAХAХ! Бaчив би ти cвoє oбличчя! Бoжe, aнoн, цe лишe мiшки з жиpoм нa гpyдях, щoб ти знaв! Heвжe вoни HACTIЛЬКИ тeбe вpaзили? Hy тoдi зaцiни щe! Бaчиш як вoни пiдcтpибyють ввepх-вниз! Cтpиб-cтpиб! Bпeвнeнa ти хoчeш пoмaцaти їх, пaнe Heзaймaний Збoчeний Aнoн! Hy тoдi дaвaй! Cтиcкaй їх cтiльки, cкiльки хoчeш! He квaпcя, Moжeш їх пocмoктaти! Я знaю щo ти хoчeш цьoгo~!
Б-бyдь oбepeжний! Moї cocки зapaз дyжe твepдi! Я-я нe зaю чoмyyy....!
>Я-я впeвнeнa, ти хoчeш пoбaчити мoю пiхвy! Tи збoчeнeць! Д-д-дoбpe, ми вжe зaйшли тaк дaлeкo! Heхaй бyдe тaк! Я вce oднo нe нoшy тpycики!
>H-нyyyy...., щo cкaжeш? Я бaчy, якa пoтyжнa peaкцiя y тeбe в штaнaх, ЦE i є вiдпoвiдь! AХAХAХA! T-Tи тaкий жaлюгiдний збoчeнeць, aнoн! Я впeвнeнa, щo вoнa пepшa, щo ти пoбaчив , пicля тoгo як вилiз з мaмчинoї! Дивиcь, якa вoнa мoкpa! Гocпoди, якa ж вoнa мoкpa! Hiкoли нe бaчилa її тaкoю мoкpoю! Дивиcя, щo ти зi мнoю зpoбив, клятий збoчeнeць! T-Tи пeвнe знaєш, як зpoбити дiвчинy збyджeнoю!
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Kaj še nikoli nisi videl para jošk? Star pa si KOLIKO? M-marička! Ahahaha! N-no, bolje da to najprej razrešiva! Za trenutek zapri oči iiiiiiin....
>TAKOLE! BUM!
>AHAHAHAHA! Moral bi videti izraz na svojem obrazu! J-ježeš, anon! P-p-pa saj to so samo vreče masti na mojih prsih, a veš? Te res tako zelo vzburjajo? P-potem si pa poglej tole! Vidiš kako poskakujejo gor pa dol! Hopsasa! S-stavim, da bi jih rad malo premečkal, kajne, gospodič Perverzni Deviški Anonimček? N-no, potem pa le daj! Pretresi te polne vreče kolikor te je volja! Le vzemi si čas! Vraga, še pocuzaj jih malo, saj vem, da bi jih rad! Le previden bodi; moje bradavičke so zdajle super trde! Si lahko predstavljaš zakaj?
>S-s-stavim, da bi rad videl še mojo vagino! Izprijenec! N-n-no, če sva že prišla tako daleč! Zakaj pa ne, saj tako ne nosim h-hlačk!
>T-t-torej kaj si misliš?...no, zdi se da mi tale nora reakcija v tvojih hlačah pove VSE! AHAHAHAHA! T-t-i si en tak žalosten izprijenec, anon! S-s-s-tavim, da je to prva, ki si jo videl odkar si zdrknil po mamini! A--a-a poglej kako mokra je! Ježešmarija, tako zelo mokra je! Š-še nikoli je nisem videla tako razmočene! Samo poglej, kaj mi delaš, perverzneš prekleti! T-ti že veš kako razdivjati dekle! O, bogec! Bog nebeški! Bolje, da prevzameš odgovornost za tole! N-n-navsezadnje je takrat, ko je takole mokra prav lahko kaj zariniti tja gor! Pa še puščam kot da bi bila šmentan odtok! Bolje, da ga z-z-z-zapreš, IN TO TAKOJ!
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>>76733518
Dåjins på svenska är f1h1.
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>>76732831
I could read it easily. Didn't think Luxembourgish is so similar to (Swiss) German.
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>>76698510
Eh? Non hai mai visto un paio di tette prima d'ora? E quanti anni hai? C-cristo! ahahahah! Beh,dobbiamo rimediare a questo,chiudi gli occhi per un secondo...
Ecco qua! Boing!
Aahahahah! Avresti dovuto vedere la tua faccia! exc.
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>>76735470
The main difference is pronounciation
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Ey Türk Gençliği!
Birinci vazifen, Türk istiklâlini, Türk Cumhuriyetini, ilelebet, muhafaza ve müdafaa etmektir.
Mevcudiyetinin ve istikbalinin yegâne temeli budur. Bu temel, senin, en kıymetli hazinendir. İstikbalde dahi, seni bu hazineden mahrum etmek isteyecek, dahilî ve haricî bedhahların olacaktır. Bir gün, İstiklâl ve Cumhuriyeti müdafaa mecburiyetine düşersen, vazifeye atılmak için, içinde bulunacağın vaziyetin imkân ve şerâitini düşünmeyeceksin! Bu imkân ve şerâit, çok nâmüsait bir mahiyette tezahür edebilir. İstiklâl ve Cumhuriyetine kastedecek düşmanlar, bütün dünyada emsali görülmemiş bir galibiyetin mümessili olabilirler. Cebren ve hile ile aziz vatanın, bütün kaleleri zaptedilmiş, bütün tersanelerine girilmiş, bütün orduları dağıtılmış ve memleketin her köşesi bilfiil işgal edilmiş olabilir. Bütün bu şerâitten daha elîm ve daha vahim olmak üzere, memleketin dahilinde, iktidara sahip olanlar gaflet ve dalâlet ve hattâ hıyanet içinde bulunabilirler. Hattâ bu iktidar sahipleri şahsî menfaatlerini, müstevlilerin siyasi emelleriyle tevhit edebilirler. Millet, fakr ü zaruret içinde harap ve bîtap düşmüş olabilir.
Ey Türk istikbalinin evlâdı! İşte, bu ahval ve şerâit içinde dahi, vazifen; Türk İstiklâl ve Cumhuriyetini kurtarmaktır! Muhtaç olduğun kudret, damarlarındaki asil kanda mevcuttur!
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>>76722647
You don't know the half of it vriend
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>>76735801
Even this (probably) Erdoganist propaganda is better than anime fanfic!
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>>76735902
>erdoğanist
Oh boy
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>>76708892
My dick
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>>76720367
10/10
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>>76720985
Chile was a mistake
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>>76719332
>cиceк
>sisiek
Sounds like shiet
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>>76720192
>he doesn't know Karen
Literary wtf
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>>76734149 I did my best!
えぇ?おっぱいを見たことがないの?って言うか何歳も?!そ…そう?ま…まあ、それで直さなきゃね!ちょっと目を閉じてね、よいしょ…
じゃじゃーん!ボイン!
あはははは!すごい表情が出た!ったく、アノン君!た…た…ただ脂肪袋だからさ!そんなにわくわくされたの?!じゃ、これも見て!上下にずっと弾んでいるでしょう?ピョンピョン!触りたいもはずじゃないの、童貞変態アノン様?!ど…どうぞ!乳でチャラチャラを好きにしろ!ゆっくりでいいよ!ほら、ついでなめてみてよ!欲しがっているとわかっている~!でも気をつけてね、乳首が今超硬いけど!それはなぜかなあ…~!
し…し…し…し…し…しかも膣も見たいなあ!変態野郎!ま…ま…まあ、既にここまで来たんだ!しょうがない、やらなきゃいけない!パンツも履いていないなの!
じ…じ…じ…じゃあ、どう? … へぇ、その野蛮な勃起ならもう違いない!ははははは!お…お…お前最悪の変態目、アノン君!母親から生まれた時しか見たなかったはずじゃないでしょう?って…て…て言うさ、ビショビショになったわよ!信じられない、すっごくビショビショしている!こ…こんなにびっしょりするのは初めて!こら、変態野郎、あんたのせいだよ!った…たく、女を苛めて盛り上げるのが上手な!もおう!まさか!責任を取らなきゃね!だって、このくらいビショビショになったらより入れやすいかも!そしてマーライオンよりもっとタラタラしているわよ!早く栓を詰めてくれ!
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Unrelated, but what does "berühr'n" mean?
Translation for the quote was something related to kisses
>Um sie zu küssen und berühr'n,
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>>76738382
>berühr'n
I think it's a variation of "berühren" (to touch someone/something).
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>>76738382
The ' is used when a letter is omitted. For instance 'Wie geht es?' ('How are you?') turns into 'Wie geht's?'
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>>76698672
>>76720367
Hollywood/10. Fucking woeful.
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Tried to translate this into my local Appalachian/trailer trash dialect:
>Wut?! You ain't never saw no titties before? Lordy, how old are you, son? *takes a puff on cigarette and starts coughing and laughing uncontrollably* Well, Ah'll fix ya up! Look away for a bit, no peekin', ya hear?
>Aight, HERE YA GO! BOING!
>HAHAHAHA! You shoulda seen yer face! Lordy, Anon! They're just tits, ya know? You really gonna get that worked up over 'em? Well then, looky here! See 'em bouncin' around? Jiggle jiggle! Ah bet you wanna get a hold of 'em to, don'tcha you dirty virgin boy Anon?! Have at it! Honk these honkin' honkers as much as ya want! No rush! Hell, suck 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful; mah nips are super hard right now! Ah can't imagine whyyyy…~!
>Ah betcha wanna see mah pussy too, don'tcha? Well, since you already seen my tits, why not! Ah ain't wearin' panties today anyway!
>Well, wutcha think? Ah think ah can tell from that big ol' hardon ya got there! HAHAHAHAHA! You got no shame, Anon! Ah bet this is the first one you seen since your momma's, ain't it?! Look at how wet it is, too! Good Lord, it's so damn wet! Ah ain't never gotten this wet before! Look what you done to me, you dirty pervert! You sure know how to make a girl all hot and bothered! Oh, Lordy! Jeeesus FUCKING Christ! You better be ready to own up to this, seein' as it's easier to cram somethin' up there when it's this wet! And Ah'm leakin' like a sieve here! You better plug it up NOW, BOY!
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>'Ė? Tu niekada nesi matęs poros papukų? Ir tau KIEK metų? S-siaube! Chachacha! N-nagi, privalome tai ištaisyti! Tiesiog užmerk akis sekundėlei, irrrrrrrr...
>ŠTAI! BUM!
>CHACHACHACHA! Turėtum pamatyti savo veido išraišką! S-siaube, anone! T-T-Tai tiesiog riebalų maišai ant mano krūtinės, supranti? Negi jie tave TIEK jaudina? T-tada pažiūrėk į tai! Bum Bum! A-aš galiu lažintis, kad nori ir juos pačiupinėti, ar ne, pone ištvirkęs skaistusis berniuk anone?! N-nagi pirmyn!
Fuck I give up. This is just terrible.
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what the fuck this actually got replies, I thought it was going to die
>>76720985
hot desu
>>76729260
nice
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>>76734232
Lel
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>>76737881
What about cиcичeк?
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>>76720985
Me lo podía imaginar hasta "churrines"
No he escuchado a nadie menor a 50 años decir esa wea
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>>76698582
look again, islamic poland
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>>76735902
>erdoğanist
oh boy o boy
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>>76735902
>probably erdoğanist
wew lad
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>>76712682
http://vocaroo.com/i/s13YpDDoeB5x
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>>76747011
53 seconds: you had to laugh :3
Very good work.
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>>76747011
My penis.
I love girls (males) now!
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>>76747011
christ that ''jiggle jiggle'' part always gets me crackin
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>>76732008
Yayas?
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