/dixie/ - Southern US & friends

My toaster is too shit to play the new Deus Ex :(
The game freezes for a second or so whenever i crouch or interact with smth

>>76695698
That sucks

cock

>>76695698
Go and stage a coup and loot a new one from the nearby computer shop.

http://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/84946/?tab=1&navtag=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.nexusmods.com%2Fskyrim%2Fajax%2Fmoddescription%2F%3Fid%3D84946%26preview%3D&pUp=1
>this is actually out
wew they usually never finish these things

>>76697364
i will trade my sister with you for 2 cows and a laptop

Bought an overpriced thing from this tarot lady in hopes of finding a girlfriend I'm dumb.

>>76698954
I bought some rad tarot cards that are all hand-drawn to look like the "Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark" books.

>>76698954
just be urself

>>76698954
did it work?

>>76699441
Hasn't come in yet. Supposed to tell me who my soulmate is and how to meet them, vaguely.

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Let's talk about Meiji-taitei, y'all.

>>76700642
Why

>>76700681
'Cause I'm a weeb when it comes to the Tenno.

>>76700809
o

https://www.amazon.com/Emperor-Japan-Meiji-World-1852-1912/dp/0231123418/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1498934997&sr=8-1&keywords=emperor+meiji

This book.

Reminder that Drumpf is friendlier to gay marriage than Obongo and Hillary were before it became fashionable to be pro gay

>>76702286
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBKu9OJ8Ltk

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>>76702523

>>76695663
that pic, but unironic

Guess what i bought myself

the 'pression

Apparently the Church has decided that Charlie Gard deserves to die

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Duxie

>>76705661
cute :3

>>76707844
nou

>>76698516
one cow for two cows
not a good deal

>>76705661
good post

>>76704817
as a catholic, what is your opinion of the church?

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>>76703091
what did you buy?

>>76708441
>as a catholic, what is your opinion of the church?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sedevacantism
If I'm feeling edgy that day

I think that the leadership has lost its way

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>>76708564
ok

i don't really have anything interesting to say in response

What are rural black people like? In the West they are almost all in cities. Maybe this is completely inaccurate, but I imagine the South having more black people = black towns. Are they like rednecks? Or are they just like our black friends in cities?

>>76709110
Very poor. They tend to mind their own business

>>76709022
*insert rant about the church not caring about abortion anymore here*
Pretty much

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evening /dixie/

>>76709304
Evening bud. Making some beans and rice

>>76709344
>beans and rice

nice

the most cheap and filling of all southern dishes

>>76709304
Howdy Arkansah, how were y'all's day?

>>76709420
I made way too many beans lmao

>>76709484
Well, goo'ness gracious, y'all're a-goin' ta be gassy tonaheet

>>76709423
long and hot

sold two $300 ginkgo trees

>>76709484
>too many beans

its all about the ratio of beans to rice senpai, don't go too heavy on beans just because you made too much

Remember to eat prunes y'all

>>76698516
Post your sister

>>76709192
Well that answers that

>>76709609
I know, I'll make more rice when I need it

>>76709609
What the heck is ay ginkgo tree? Y'all ginkgo back to China fer all I reckon.

I think I have this accent down

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>>76709705
theyre actually really pretty, theyve got really unique leaves as well

>>76710023
meant for >>76709939

derp

>>76710057
>>76710023
Neat. How long does it take to grow a ginkgo tree?

>>76710023
How about that rain last night lmao

Had lightning strike right next to me

>>76710139
a while, theyre pretty slow growing, so they're pricier

theyre actually the last species of an extinct type of tree from way back in the dinosaur days, these things have been around for millions of years

there are male and female gingko trees, they have a mating season and apparently the females get seed pods on them at this time that are universally considered one of the most vile scents on the face of the planet

>>76710373
damn, thats scary shit

i slept through it kek

>>76710400
Is this a hobby or work-related? I always thought you were a welder for some reason.

>>76708503
Ice cream.
I also bought my cousins some cause i am a RESPONSIBLE ADULT.
5 minutes later my brother came with a huge watermelon and won them over.
No one ate my treats
God damnit
This is why i never do nice things

>>76710687
>watermelon
nigger

Watermelon tastes like ass i dont like it but everyones forces me to eat it when visiting.

>>76710533
>welder

kek

nah, that's way better money than i make

i work at a plant nursury, so im out in the hot southern sun all day selling trees and potting things up

>>76710761
watermelon is pleb tier

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>disliking watermelon

Did they ever fix Space Engineers so it wasn't shit

>>76710967
literally nigger feed

>>76710835
>watermelon is pleb tier
Jesus christ y'all are the first people who agree with me literally everyone else looks at me like a madmen
Im moving to dixie

>>76710972
I cant even get the game running
Freezes when joining game/generating world

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>>76711005

>>76710835
what's the fanciest tree you got?

dixie serbia union when?

Gonna move to Montana and plant some cherry and apricot trees

>>76711162
I thought you hated Americans

>>76711198
not the south

>>76711234
Bill Clinton was from the South

>>76711162
Beat it balkshit i was here first

https://youtu.be/DUmq1cpcglQ

>>76711256
yeah but he is a right bastard

>>76711269
ok pasha as you say

>>76711026
ive never liked it

its the smell, i don't know what it is about it but its so sickly fucking sweet

>>76711142
weeping bloodgood japanese maples

they're like $400 apiece and theyre slow growing as fuck, theyre small little deep red trees that grow wide instead of tall, beautiful foliage

my biggest sale this year was like $4300 and they bought like three of those fuckers on top of a bunch of other really nice plants and landscaping materials

>>76711162
your gun ownership makes you more than a worthy candidate, as well as your historic hatred of islam

>>76711299
>Bill Clinton
>he is a right bastard

you are welcome in /dixie/

>>76711345
>weeping bloodgood japanese maples
Are those the ones that look like crepe myrtles?

>>76711345
>you are welcome in /dixie/

rated thanks. what do you thing of media representation of southerners?

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>>76711299
>paşa

>>76711476
>what do you thing of media representation of southerners?
It's either us being poor or us being backwards, knuckle-dragging conservatards. It's not nice

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>>76711438
nah, they're pretty unique
pic related

>>76711476
inaccurate as fuck, we're either violent gun toting thugs or incompetent backwards hicks according to the media

they don't understand the fine balance between the two which makes us a traditionalist and martial agrarian culture

>>76711476
Appareantly toilets are an important thing there.
Its just a room you shit in lads chill

>>76711581
>we're either violent gun toting thugs or incompetent backwards hicks according to the media

when we (flag) appear in your media it is mostly this and it is mostly correct :DDD

as far as international crime goes

>>76711476
Every southerner is a banjo-playing hillbilly according to media

>>76711345
I read that as weeping bloodgod, but it still sounds very exotic.

>>76711298
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKshbAYacnA

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>>76711715
>I read that as weeping bloodgod
Pretty sure Khorne causes the weeping

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>>76711586
>he's never been in a large bathroom with a jacuzzi tub, standing shower, and seperate tiny room with the toilet for the actual shitting

why the the eastern hemisphere so backwards

>>76711643
that only means you've kept in touch with your heritage and you want to keep the means of defending it

like the south, serbia is a nation of patriots senpai

>>76711715
the japanese are fucking fanatics for those tiny little maples, there's dozens and dozens of varieties and then hundreds of little subtypes they're bred

>>76711643
example (though it's Refn)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vA4qnncsuI

>>76711756
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

>>76711785
You shit in the jacuzzi silly :^)))))

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>>76711833
>turkish houseguests

>hey where do i put my shoes again
>w-why are you putting them in the microwave?

>>76711928
>houseguests

this reminded me of something, there is thing of southern hospitality that is also a virtue of dixies that tends to be twisted by the media
is it true?

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>>76711756
i mean, weeping with joy

>>76709939
>I think I have this accent down
no even close there, neighbor.

>>76712115
Yeah, we're like arabs when it comes to food. Huge fucking spreads of more than folks could eat

The ideal southern experience of hospitality in my opinion is an all day bbq, where folks get together in the morning to start slow-cooking the pork, drink all day, work on the rest of the food and fixins over the course of the afternoon and then having pulled pork with all the god tier southern side dishes with cold beer and whiskey in the mood of the southern sunset

alternatively, a fish fry (a party where a bunch of folks bring fish they caught earlier in the day) and crawdad boils (cajun style crayfish) are fucking top notch, but they aren't an all day thing

>>76712132
shoot

>>76711476
>>76711542
>what do you thing of media representation of southerners?
sometimes the shots are spot on, but most of the time they couldn't hit the broad side of a barn.

>>76712249
I heard people bring their own drinks when visiting there , is that a yank thing to do

It would be considered incredibly rude to bring smth other than gifts here

>>76712305
We do that in the north. If you go to a party, it's polite to bring food or drinks. It's not expected of you, but it's a good gesture.

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evening lads

>>76712305
If it's an all day thing they'll bring some beer

>>76712251
post a vocaroo of your southern accent

>>76712305
its common practice at casual parties where there's alcohol to bring some to share or throw into the pile of booze, its more to contribute to the party though

its bad practice to bring alcohol for just yourself, but most folks welcome extra beer or liquor

i hear some folks bring bottles of wine as housewarming gifts but thats not as common in the south

>It would be considered incredibly rude to bring smth other than gifts here

care to explain more? is that as a guest in someone home or to a social event

>>76712399
evening bud

>she is in hospital
why

also her figure looks fucking great in that hospital gown

>>76712249
>The ideal southern experience of hospitality in my opinion is an all day bbq, where folks get together in the morning to start slow-cooking the pork, drink all day, work on the rest of the food and fixins over the course of the afternoon and then having pulled pork with all the god tier southern side dishes with cold beer and whiskey in the mood of the southern sunset

Jesus. please adopt

this is how we spend Slava here, especially in cities because in villages it includes a spit roast

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>>76712399
evening bud

>>76712441
>post a vocaroo of your southern accent
only if i had a gun to shoot myself out of embarrassment

>>76712441
Both
We have this weird culture as people will literally start fights trying to pay for everyones food and drinks.
I have had situations where i had to argue/yell at 3-5 different people as we were all trying to pay for the bill for 10 minutes.
We are a very violent culture

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>>76712592
I'd be lying if I said that I haven't seen that before

>>76712728
It gets pretty hilarious when you are drunk

>>76712470
hell yeah

let me elaborate on the southern food for your pleasure

the pork is smoked slowly all day long, at the end of the cooking process it can be pulled apart by hand or with forks, like silky piggy velvet

moneyshot at 8 minutes in https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwr47jJEhAI

the sides tend to include coleslaw (cabbage/carrot/other veggies salad with mayo dressing), mac and cheese, collard greens (its leafy green veggie slow cooked with pork bits), corn bread, hush puppies (corn and onion fritters), grits (corn porridge, often cheesy), deviled eggs, fried okra, sweet potato casserole

theres a lot more but im not gonna go on on and on kek

for alcohol we usually have fuckloads of cheap beer beer and then the liquor tends to be of varying quality, with the bourbon being the best

>>76712496
do you have a yankee accent?

>>76712592
you turks are crazy, thats fucking great

so what is the difference between giving a gift and bringing alcohol to contribute? is it like an insult to the host saying he isnt providing enough?

>>76712842
I like that guy. His prime rib video is good

>>76712842
Its rude to expect the house owner to have a shortage of something, even if the booze were to run out you would sen the kid of the house or the wife to secretly buy some more.
Gifts like chocolate or the like is fine since you would eat that a couple of days afterwards.

The funniest scene i saw was this 2 drunks dudes literally started beating eachother in the bar trying to pay tbe bill, a third (also drunk) guy breaks them up shouting "ENOUGH I WILL PAY IT"
They beat him up too. But then one of them managed to pay the bill and all 3 of em went to another bar saying "next ones is on me'

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>>76712979
>2 drunks dudes literally started beating eachother in the bar trying to pay tbe bill, a third (also drunk) guy breaks them up shouting "ENOUGH I WILL PAY IT"
>They beat him up too. But then one of them managed to pay the bill and all 3 of em went to another bar saying "next ones is on me'

10/10

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>>76712441
she had a lung transplant

>>76713179
Who is she?

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>>76713209
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=78&v=3YtH2rjrfaI

>>76712842
>do you have a yankee accent?
Maybe. I had a thick South Jersey/Philly accent as a kid and dropped it when my parents moved cause everyone in math class would make fun of me for saying shix instead of six. It sort of sounds southern.

https://youtu.be/pOG7HYf81cw?t=4m14s

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>>76708564
>>76709022
wait no i found the pic

Someone redpill me on Charlottesville, VA. Mb going there for work.

>>76713660
>redpill
I would have but you can fuck off

The fuck is up with the ayyrab gf threads

There's a gay rape thread on /gif/ rn

>>76713751
xD

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Anarcho capitalism is defunct on the basis that if snek can speak and ask you not to step on it people on going to stomp on it cuz this isn't Disney and talking animals obviously means its Satan trying to tell you lies

>>76713660
very beautiful city and area but home to UVA so extremely liberal


thomas jefferson lived there

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http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/racist-aged-3-among-soaring-8434503

>The thief later returned the ball – but said they had urinated over it.
>In another shock, a gang of children asked a group of migrants: “Are you Polish?”
>When one replied “No”, one of the children shouted: “Another f***ing Lithuanian.”
>The children then threw orange juice over the migrants and shouted further xenophobic insults.

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>>76714106
anarcho capitalism exists in all economies as the black market

and the snek taught adam and eve that they were morons in the woods, from there we claimed glory

praise snek wisdom

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>>76713970

>>76714172
Snek inspired within Adam and Eve babies so snek is bad because it inspired Boss Baby

And black markets aren't nice places there's no lighting at all and it's very scary

>>76714338
>>76714172
Did y'all get 'snek' from the snake memes that were a thing on Facebook for a while or from /r/indianpeoplefacebook?

>>76714408
i got it from snake memes

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>>76714408
snake memes

>>76713660
It's fine. You get the same stuff you get along with other college towns but the region is beautiful and the city feels very authentically Virginian.

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nice to see bernie sanders can still draw a crowd

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>>76715092
What happened?

>>76715267
they bought him out

and then his wife bankrupted a college

and now he's a has been who god fucked by hillary clinton (a fate worse than death)

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>>76715297
>and then his wife bankrupted a college
She left in 2012 or something

Can't believe people let that retard run things. Can't believe people let anyone run things

>>76715342
supposedly bernie pressured the state to gib more shekels when her embezzling got out of hand

>>76715342
I went to his rally when he came here

He fucked up the name of Sioux Falls and kept calling it (((Sioux City)))

He then said he'd honor native American treaties and got no applause at all which was rich

I was utterly convinced I was watching him have a stroke

>>76715402
I know, I'm just saying that the college was fucked before he ran. It should have been a bigger issue during the election

>>76715424
I don't remember if he came here. I know Gromald Slumpf did but I didn't get to go

>>76715473
Hitlerry and Drampf only visited Sioux Falls which is why everyone got excited that he would come here
And it was fucking shit

At least the rally was free so I didn't have to give him money for watching his stroke

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>>76715424
>He then said he'd honor native American treaties

which fucking ones bernie

there are hundreds

>>76715514
>which fucking ones bernie
He was going to give the Black Hills back to them lmoa

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>>76715532
>he could've changed everything

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>>76715583
He still can sweetie

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>>76715532
After he said that he only won the reservations in the Democratic primaries

>>76695663
>>76702808
I would unironically support this pic happening if Bernie were a Marxist-Leninist and not a SuccDem.

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>>76716965
>Marxist-Leninist
kys

>>76716965
Why do you think anyone cares

>>76716994
>>76716998
You fell for his trap

Now he's going to firebomb some old lady in the name of the Proletariat because you gave him attention

In a recent survey, Russian have voted Joseph Stalin as the greatest man of all time, with Putin second.

https://www.rt.com/politics/394158-russians-name-stalin-most-outstanding/

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>>76717036

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>>76717055
>implying he's not

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>>76717109
>revisionists are this mad
lel

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reminder that gordon liu is the finest of all old school kung fu movie stars

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3u9AGkole0U

>>76717988
I've seen libruls complaining about kung-fu movies saying that they're a symbol of white racism

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>>76718146
but theyre literally chinese as fuck

>>76718164
Made by Hong Kong Chinese for people in Hong Kong. With all Asian crews. Even (((Hollywood))) can't find that many Asians for their films

Also, give me an idea for an Oblivion build. Just a general idea will do

>>76718192
An idea is right in front of you bud, martial artist.

>>76718192
hong kong was a fucking gold mine

a place where the chinese could make any fucking movie they wanted with no commie interference

and that shit got rad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bozxgVQ9m0

>>76717988
love the shaw brothers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kX6EHqcvqyo

>tfw Marco Polo could have been good but they had to go all out on le ebin slow mo
fuck

>>76718389
Stop fagposting in /balt/

>>76718646
No

I am INFP btw uwu.

my kitchen is a fucking mess

Also idk what those letters are

clean your kitchen

>>76719314
I'm not the one who messed it up

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>>76719334
do you want ants?

>>76719334
doesn't matter, clean it lazybones.

>>76719403
I made him go do the dishes

>>76719451
... while you clean the counter-tops?

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>>76719483
I wouldn't mind cleaning his counter-top ;)

>>76719483
The dishes are what's on the counters

>>76719542
bit gay

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>>76719553
right, virginia will get mad again

>>76719589
lol

>>76719724
what did you decide on your oblivion build?

>>76719744
idk yet. I'm going to do that graphics overhaul that Virginia posted the other day first

Probably going to end up doing a Breton mage build this time

>>76719759
Nice, what skills? I might install a couple quest mods and try fist-to-fist like NC said

>>76719816
Illusion and whatever the equivalent for Conjuration is in Oblivion. Mysticism?

Also, probably sneak. Alteration if you can do the defense shit for robes, but I don't think it matters if you're invisible the entire time

>>76719838
>Illusion and whatever the equivalent for Conjuration is in Oblivion
It's just conjuration senpai
>Mysticism?
sort of useful if you're a thief
detect life to see npcs around a corner and telekinesis to move objects out of line-of-sight
apart from that and soul trap, it's not very useful imo
>Alteration if you can do the defense shit for robes, but I don't think it matters if you're invisible the entire time
yeah, it doesn't matter if you're sneaky, and if you're good enough in conjuration you can always bind armor

>>76719927
I know that they fucked Mysticism in Skyrim. I didn't know if it was just Soul Trap that they put into Conjuration

I'll look on uesp later and see what I want to do

Might go Altmer for the hell of it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qN80_7rNmcE

>>76719927
>conjuration
Reminds me of the name of that roller coaster at Silver Dollar City. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thunderation
When I saw it for the first time, my reaction was along the lines of "…but that ain't a word".

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>everybody complains about Skyrim removing Mysticism from Oblivion
>nobody ever complains about Morrowind removing Thaumaturgy from Daggerfall

I only play as a Nord in Skyrim

>>76730384
yes niggers offend me

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/881503147168071680

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>>76734494
Oh shit nigger what are you doing

https://twitter.com/CloydRivers/status/881535453601693697

>>76739474
>Glomald SLUMPF
What did Slomald GRUMPF mean by this

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y*nkees

>>76741982
>French last name
>Louisiana
that's a homegrown tard I'm afraid

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Found snek at work buds

Lil baby copperhead

>>76742522
>tfw you need stronger prescription eyeglasses

>>76742571
be careful bud

>>76742571
that's a cute snek

>>76742571
veri köt snek

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>he wears glasses
lmoa fuckin nerd

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>>76742889
there go my dreams of being a fighter pilot

i once met a girl who studied at my atelier and she saw every picture inverted sideways.
I think she was autistic aswell, i knew she tried to kill herself once

>>76743241
did you fug

>>76743270
no
she was ugg and batshit insane

>>76743270
he's never fugged

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>>76743314
FUCK YOU TWINKWAY I FACKED YER MADIR

>>76743303
fo real though, she was the first women i was legit scared of.
Looked and acted like those batshit gf's that murder their signifacnt others and then commited suicide

>>76743351
lol

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>thread created 1 day and 4 hours ago
sadece

Here is some useful turkish words for y'all

Ohk kız arkadaşım yok
yeşil kartım var
benim zencim

>>76743494
older than the average poster on /cum/ 2bh

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>>76743537

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>>76743554

>>76743537
thanks

>>76743662
no problem
you will need it when the crapatolians conquer yurop and move on to sharmartstan

>>76743494
kek'd

>>76743742
what is ohk

>>76744003
o his ki
its our version of ''that feeling when''

>>76744030
i will definitely make use of this

i feel like pennsylvania is trying to dethrone arkansas

btw is it ar-ken-sıs or awr-kan-saw

>you'll never fuck a tism+ocd qt
life is pain

>>76744610
awr-kan-saw
dethrone from what

>>76744610
SAW, like the mooslim thing

>>76744649
clear majority of /dixie/

>>76744610
he can sit on my lap if that happens

also, i'm bored and lonely rn

pennsylvania isn't even southern
what the h*ck?

>>76744720
i'm a /cum/ lad. don't expect me

Y'all niggas aren't even from the Appalachian part of PA. What the fuck y'all doing here.

War of northern aggression 2.0 when?

Hello my fellow Ulster-Scots

>>76744854
i'm in the valley

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>>76744854
please don't ask difficult questions

>>76745001
on my way bb

>>76744870
Never, hopefully

>>76744881
Evening bud. How was your day

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>watch a show called Designated Survivor
>it's about the Secretary of Housing and Urban Development becoming President because the state of the union address was blown up and everybody above him in the line of succession was killed
>the governor of Michigan starts cracking down on Arab neighborhoods in reaction to it, and he doesn't recognize the new President as legitimate
>President tells him to back off multiple times, eventually tries to federalize the Michigan State National Guard
>Michigan State National Guard leader refuses federalisation
>flies the Governor to DC under false pretenses of having a meeting/summit about it to work things out
>literally arrests him for treason against the United States as soon as he touches down
>the show treats this as a brave and noble act on the part of the President
it's a okay-ish show otherwise I guess though

>>76745042
gay
kill the j*nkees

>>76745086
If it's the war of northern agression it means they started it

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>>76744881
evening bud

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>war of northern agression

>>76745118
yes
dixie declares independence and the jankees dont acknowledge it

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>>76745118
they and what army :^)

>>76745063
>he doesn't recognize the new President as legitimate
Well isn't the designated survivor just acting CIC and head of state until we hold another election?

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>>76745271
>we aren't dark blue

>>76745271
southerners join the military because they can't get real jobs in the office ;)

I feel like i would end up as a serial killer if i ever were to move to oregon

oregon kinda looks like erdogan
coincidence?

>>76745376
the military has tons of office jobs

t.knower

>>76745271
maine, obviously

(also, this map doesn't indicate population)

>>76745555
>not knowing most approximate state populations offhand
sad

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>arkanŞART
>population
>FUCKING 3

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>>76745604

>>76745555
There are significantly more people in Florida and Georgia than in Maine.

>the T*rk's mom
>population
>7 billion

>>76745655
true
bet half the people in our country don't know what arkansas is

>c^#tw*y
>population
>who even gives a shit lel

>>76745740
go away

>>76745673
I know, it's a joke because it was dark blue. New York had in 1860 more people than Georgia and Florida combined. If you have a smaller population then you need to draft a greater percentage of your population to compete.

>>76745787
faggot

>>76745863
pls don't be rude pa-bud

>>76745897
my mistake hahahah

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Why is there a roach in this thread?

>>76746041
türks are the most powerful people in the world

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>all this special attention

That was the wrong pic but whatever i never get to use it

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>record holder

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>the UK has regional political parties
>we haven't for several decades

>>76746550
>the UK only had two parties that matter
>the third one just switches sides every election
>they still think they're better than us
can't make this shit up

>>76746776
All the constituent nations of the UK have their own regional parties. They might never have a chance of winning a majority in a UK-wide general election but they look out for their home regions. Sometimes, they even have a break, May's coalition partners this time around aren't the Liberal Democrats, they're the Democratic Unionist Party from Northern Ireland, a really tiny party with like seven representatives in parliament.

It's ridiculous that a country of 350 million people only has two parties capable of winning anything nationally, within states, or even locally.

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>>76746987
The number of parties doesn't matter if you don't have a government

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>>76747115

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>Oh the Turkish youth!
>Your first duty is to uphold your freedom and your republic for now and forever!
>Know that they are the foundations of your future and of your very existence.They are your greatest treasure.
>If one day you are to protect your republic and freedom, you will not fret away the unbelievable odds! The enemy of your freedom and republic could be a power far great than the world has ever witnessed. The fortresses of your great nation might fall from force and trick. All the shipyards burned, all the armies routed and destroyed and every single inch of our home conquered.
>In this chaos and disbelief, the cowards who control your senate might turn against you, infact they might even unify with the enemy for their own personal gain.Your countryman might be dying under disease and hunger.
>Oh great Turkish youth! This is the reason why, even under great difficulty and unbeliaveble odds, your duty, is to defend Turkish freedom and republic! The strenght that you need, is in the noble blood that runs through your veins!

Brb gonna assasinate erdogshit and g*lenists

gang! gang! gang! gang! gang!

>>76747201
I like your accent too

>>76747165
is this Adadurk? :DDD

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>>76747274
yes ids his messaj to youbdh :-DD
they make us memorize it at elementary school

i dunno why but girls in izmir are fascinated by nigger dick.
Even though there is no niggers there.
Its like the dumbest part of the nation
anyway here is the anthem of the youth https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNPl0-4tVjg

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>>76747310
>they make us memorize it at elementary school
Lot of fucking good that's done

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>>76747741

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Good evening /Dixie/.

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>>76747853
evening bud

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>>76747853
evenin' pard'

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>>76747783
lel

>trap raiders in a room with geothermal vents I use to heat my base
>shut off all the vents
>they all die of heatstroke
wew

>>76748003
what vidya

>>76748176
rimworld

>secret service agent gets shot protecting the President in the show
>President calls him at the hospital
>he's watching hockey on the TV
>he's black
immersion broken

>>76748216
Why didn't they just put on niggertoss or something. Hockey isn't even that popular among whites

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>>76748240
Southern whites maybe

Whenever there's a game here it's absolutely packed

>>76748271
Canada isn't a real country

>>76748240
it's popular in DC and by extension Virginia right now because the Washington Capitals are the best team in the league and our sports "fans" here are a bunch of bandwagoning chucklefucks.

Literally never met a single black guy who watches it though.

Protect Cajuns!

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>>76748284
Do not compare me to Canadian scum ever again

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>>76748364

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>>76748403

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>>76748531

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>>76748550

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People who did nothing wrong.

>>76748618
>>76748618
>>76748618
new

>>76748531
cute doggo