>americans have no foreskin Are their underpants constantly

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American men have to use lube whenever they want to masturbate.

yes their fucking drown in their own piss, so? UH????????? WHATS THE FUCKING PROBLEM?

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>>76691318
I will never understand why Americans cut their dicks, only Jews and Muslims do that because their religion tells them to. America is overwhelmingly Christian so I have no idea where this tradition comes from.
Btw why is West Coast so based?

Why do people mutilate baby dicks? There's nerves there Christ what is wrong with people? Also having to use lube to wank deformed scar tissue covered unfeeling cock I'd lol if it wasn't so sad.

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americans smell like pee

>>76692900
>Btw why is West Coast so based?
least amount of americans

>>76693094
>Why do people mutilate baby dicks?
Because they're sandniggers.

>>76692900
The same guy that started the circumcision trend, who was an anglo protestant doctor btw, also invented breakfast cereal

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>>76692900
really fires dem neurones

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>>76693165
>tfw uncircumcised white american

>>76692900
wtf i LOVE california now

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>>76692900
>America is overwhelmingly Christian so I have no idea where this tradition comes from.
'According to official American statistics, there are 190 Protestant and 430 Catholic churches in New York, but 1000 synagogues. What else should one expect of a city with a Jewish mayor who recently attempted at a reception for foreign journalists to explain European problems in the jargon of the gangsters! The Jews have given their stamp not only to this city, but the whole of public life. The president is surrounded by Jewish advisors and his wife clears the way for her Jewish friends to enter the administration and war office'

>>76691318
Does your foreskin hold urine?

>>76694738
if you press your foreskin to hold the urine in when peeing, it expands to a pee balloon. mutilated dicks can't do a pee balloon smdh

>>76695031
wow i hate my mom now!

>>76695060
*peebombs you in PE showers*

>>76693295
Same

>>76695031
>if you press your foreskin to hold the urine in when peeing, it expands to a pee balloon. mutilated dicks can't do a pee balloon smdh

i do that too btw, thought i was the only one who discovered it

t. anteater

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Daily reminder that you don't have the right to be a part of western civilization if your dick is mutilated.

> During the time of Christ there were more than 150 Greek or Hellenized cities in the Western Middle East. The Greek Pella and Dion in Jordan were destroyed by the kike king Alexander Jannaeus because the inhabitants would not agree to convert to Judaism (ie: the had to mutilate their dicks, worship kike god, stop bathing, stop playing sports, stop watching theater, stop studing etc).
> The Greek inhabitants were SHOCKED by the Semitic practice of dick mutilation (circumcision).

>>76695219
this, we used to peebomb en masse this one albanian kid who was circumcised in the showers

>>76695359
Amerimulateds BTFO

>>76691318
>>76691517
>>76692900
>>76693162
>>76695359
>>76695934
*white Americans
FTFY sweeties ;)

>>76693232
wtf i hate cereal now

>>76691517
i dont actually

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>>76691318
my parents were immigrants from poland and i have a foreskin. My dad told me he told the jew doctor that he would be thrown out the window if they cut my dick. Thank you based parents

>>76691318
>anteater foreskins

Actually disgusting

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>>76695031
Now i know what i will try in the next shower.